1:47 Guys... never do this with a chainsaw.. Kickback is really dangerous

Fail Army went from "nobody was hurt" to "everyone dead"

6:05 was an actual jumpscare, lol!!!!!

I used to work at an aerospace factory. One of the guys was working on an artillery piece in his spare time, using tools from the machine shop. Slightly smaller than the one in the vid. When it was finished, he decided it would be a good idea to test fire it out of the window on the top floor of the Tech Pubs office. The recoil took out about six drafting tables, blew the windows out and lifted the roof sheeting. It was brilliant. Didn't do his career any harm either - he went on to be head of Technical Publications. 🤣

That mini excavator killed me. 😂

1:45 that chainsaw was about to split the pumpkin in two

I love how half are harmless and the other half could have life changing injuries but there all mixed so you never know which one is next

FailArmy teaches us how to avoid getting hurt

5:39 You're going to need an electrician, a plumber, and a mortician if anyone gets too close...

Please take a minute here to appreciate the beautiful and intricate actions of chaos in that first video. The elegant subtlety of the original trigger at 0:02. The realisation of impending doom at 0:04. The astounding 'hammer' of the falling beams less than half a second later harnessing the full power of gravity to bear on a single point. The delicate 'catch' at 0:05 where, like a prima ballerina, the wood twirls and appears to float in the air. After this the simple perfection of the lift as the wood, now filled with energy engages with both the ladder and the rope. And follows the 'lift', when the ladder defies gravity and launches skyward, taking our protagonist with it. Then there is the 'fall' - where all of the comedy and tragedy of life is brought to the fore in a single movement, a descent not only away from the limelight but actually completely out of the story. And finally, the 'piece de resistance' as the electric drill, until now just a sideshow, takes centre stage and finishes the performance with a flourish. This isn't a fail, this is a theatrical performance in a seven second take. It is truly magnificent and we might wait years for another this good. Watch on 0.25 speed setting for an appreciation of the technical details of this...

its a miracle that some of them didn't die or got seriously injured.

Dude mowing his yard and the mower smoking like a chimney had me🤣🤣💀

6:27 Had me laughing so hard. The "whaaaat" right before chaos was so perfect.

4:37 This man is living his best life.

That chainsaw that kicked back was REALLY lucky...

Omfg! That guy with the chainsaw must have a whole army of guardian angels!

The guy yelling about the ceiling falling down really needs to watch his heartrate

As a handyman, this video terrifies me, and reminds me I will never run out of work.

9:08 was a sick smoke machine/lawnmower combo tho.

3:52 This is a visual representation of the United States, complete with the waving flag in the background.

That gal at 5:45 falling off the fireplace hearth and landing on the paint bucket, damn that had to hurt, it takes some force to deform the rim of the paint can like that, she'll have a black and blue mark from that. Also mildly impressed with the big guy using the two ladders as stilts, fall was inevitable but he still did OK!

As someone who has taken wood trades classes before. These are all pretty relevant and good examples of what not to do

"AEUHHH?!?" -Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor

5:53 when they watch too much tom and jerry 😂😂😂😂😂😂

3:35 well, I guess logically that is a hammer drill 😂

My buddies girlfriend died the exact same way from the paint can incident at the 5:45 mark. She died the day after the fall on top of the can from internal bleeding. Be careful!

Respect to the guy in the go-kart for wearing a full face motorcycle helmet. He knew there would be a bit of risk and prepared accordingly, so even if a car had hit him his brain would have probably been safe. Broken bones and scrapes heal easily enough, brain injury on the other hand can result in all kinds of awful symptoms and changes, which are too often permanent

8:00 The biggest fail here is doing this stunt in an area of dry foliage & leaves. That's a wildfire waiting to happen.

That smoky ass lawnmower blowing smoke rings killed me 🤣🤣

9:20 even the lawnmowers are staying high as a kite in the US 🤦‍♂️😂

Famous last words " I don't want to pay someone for this simple job, I can do this".

Alec steele at 0:39 getting hit in the nuts. Classic.

1:40 and THAT is why you should use spring compressor clamps!! The amount of potential energy stored in something designed to support the weight of a car is terrifying

1:21 Dude made a fucking rocket launcher, not a spud gun

0:45 that guy is enjoying that to much lol

* Really? Right in front of my OSHA HANDBOOK? * OSHA: * Regulated screeching * Those memes are an ultimate answer to this video :D

The clip @ 3:16 in, are they laughing because it didn't work? I was laughing at him wearing his sister's fuzzy winter UGS on a nice summer day

9:03 - That's the Toro Clean Coal Edition lawnmower. LOL

1:51 his mindvoice “am I still alive?”

if you want to see just how lucky the dude chainsawing a ceiling really was, go watch it frame by frame, holy shit i hope he went out and brought a lotto ticket after that

Wow lol, did that dude at the start of the video survive? 😂

1:52 My man came alarmingly close to butchering himself completely.

1:48 my god he was so lucky

Someone told that lady she needed a hammer drill, and she said she had one

That guy with chainsaw was lucky the kickback brake worked (the shield in front of the front handle was ejected due to invertia)

This is why OSHA exists. Just remember "it won't kill you" doesn't mean you won't be spending the last 40 years of your life in permanent debilitating joint pain in a country where there is no healthcare unless you're a millionaire.

1:50 as someone who works with chainsaws daily this guy is so lucky he didn't just cut his face off. chainsaws go through WOOD like butter, imagine what it would do to your skin and bone.

THE BLOODY CEILING!!!

Funny that they got the clip of blacksmith Alec Steel then he was real young cracking himself in the nutz. haha

I was thinking "Aw man, that sucks!" at the intro video and then he came off the stepladder and I lost it. 🤣

The water spraying out of the electrical outlet got me 🤣, who did the electrical work in that house the three stooges 🤣🤣🤣

This is why everyone should hire a professional for this sort of thing 😂 5:39 reminds me of The Three Stooges episode “A Plumbing We Will Go” 😂

so failarmy has just given up on saying that no one was harmed lol

At least not too many brain cells were damaged. Lol

4:37 LMAOOOO i choked on my coffee !

That dude with the chainsaw is lucky as hell. A few years ago some guy in the Australian outback damn near split his skull in half with a kicking chainsaw.

2:08 deserved that 100%, no way he needed that much to get a nail out of a wall 🤣

Death-Defying Army should be the channel name now.

0:42 Isn’t that a young Alec Steel?

2:35 “aw you’re stupid. ⚡️💥 hahaha!” Gets me every time

good to see Alec Steele in one of theser

This episode closer to a "Faces of Death" than a fail vids.

5:00 you know what this carpet needs? SOME PIZZAZ!

3:38 when you tell the apprentice to get the hammer drill.

15 seconds in and that first one was brutal. He really took a fall.

Dude that first guy really ate it hard…

That one guy nearly killed himself with that chainsaw...

First video board said if I'm going down you coming with me 😂

is no one gonna talk about how that lawnmower was blowing perfect smoke rings ?!

Bravo failarmy!!!!!! I haven’t laughed this hard in a while and I needed a good laugh today. Thank you 🙏 😂😂😂

Omg the bloke using a hammer on the drill......priceless 😂😂😂😂

All that’s missing in some of these is, “Here, hold my beer.” Man, some people are short on common sense.

3:30 OK, to be fair, that's certainly a hammer drill!

6:02 That´s a proper implosion, if you are using a DYI negative pressure chamber then do not push it too far, chances are it can not hold it for long.

This is the reason why no aliens have landed yet. They watched these videos before.

That woman hammering on the drill was the biggest wtf moment I ever saw.

6:04 that dude is clearly a mad scientist

3:55 was perhaps the most American thing ive ever watched. and it was glorious, God bless America

Guy with the chain saw 😵‍💫 Jesus christ

Failarmy we’re fighting hard not to put the “No one was harmed” disclaimer on this

8:13 bro that laugh... Light Yagami is that you??

5:30 - nice chair!

0:21 Famous last words

1:47 That could have ended very badly...

6:30 That voice is Chris Griffin.

1:47 I knew a kid in highschool that was cutting a branch above his head like that and the saw kicked back and cut a deep gash in his face. He spent a considerable amount of time in the hospital.

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS MOMENT WHEN HE SAID “Did you here that buddy * THE BLOODY CELLING HAS FALLING DOWN*” 3:43

I could watch these funny fail videos all day! Thanks for sharing.

Taking apart a strut like that is insane..😳

That kid in the blue shirt with the backsmithing mallet is Alec Steel a well known blacksmith youtuber - clearly when he was still learning! :)

3:42 - Did you hear that buddy? The bloody ceiling! Is falling down! 😂😂😂

haha "he is blind now" with this potion

FailArmy; Home Improvements Characters: Wednesday Fails

I didn't expect it would go this far for the first fail 😮

1:47 almost ended up being something found on liveleak

8:23 That's one way to keep the girls away from your man! Lol.

3:22 *WTFFF* 😭😭😭 this has me dying!!!

4:36 definitely what backhoe my city seems to use. as slow as some of the road projects are.

9:09 It even had smoke ring

"The bloody ceiling is falling down!" Dead! xD