this is beyond art

“Why be a king, when you can be a Kong?” *Gold.*

I tweeted this out to Grant Kirkhope. He liked it.

Someone of the SilvaGunner team heard "if he is as bananas as you say" and had a divine epiphany.

i will never top this

That’s it. No-one is allowed to make anymore DK Rap songs. This is the peak.

I had the biggest smile on my face when I realized what this was.

There's no way K. Rool recovers from these BARS

4:28 He really took it to the fridge there.

I can’t imagine how long this took to sentence mix...

This may be the highest quality rip this whole year. Absolutely inctrdible.

this sentence mixing is crazy but can we talk about this instrumental

"Still chunky, but funky" is so perfect of a line for this that I forgot it was in the original and wasn't made specifically for this song

4:38 did he just say “how to give a SilvaGunner audience a feeling like it's levitating”? 😭😭

This is the most high quality shitpost in the history of mankind

*WHY BE A KING 👑* *WHEN YOU CAN BE A KONG 🐵*

“Life is no Nintendo game!” - Eminem, KFAD2

best part of this is that the sound font changes to a different world every time they get to a Rap God break

Now seems like a good time to tell everyone that there are captions for this video so if you want to admire the sentence mixing here you can enable them

I heard this over someone’s mic in a TF2 game once and never forgot it

"Top 10 Rappers Eninem was Afraid to Diss, here I come"

Morshu vs. DK rap battle should be a real video

going in the unironically god playlist

I imagine Siiva taking months to rip this song. Impresive.

"Don't be a leader, be a king? Think not - why be a king When you could be a Kong?" Bruh, I felt that KFAD scar

The lost KFAD Dual track

"Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?" *Lanky Kong has entered the chat*

[LYRICS]: ♪ Here- here- here we go! ♪ ♪ Look, I was gonna go easy on you, and not to hurt your feelings ♪ ♪ But- I'm only going to get this one chance! ♪ ♪ Something's wrong, I can feel it… ♪ ♪ It's just a feeling I've got ♪ ♪ Like something's about to happen, but I don't know what ♪ ♪ If that means what I think it means ♪ ♪ We're in trouble. Big trouble. ♪ ♪ And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances. ♪ ♪ You were just what the doc ordered! ♪ ♪ I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God ♪ ♪ All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod ♪ ♪ Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? ♪ ♪ They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot ♪ ♪ But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes ♪ ♪ I got a laptop in my back pocket ♪ ♪ My pen'll go off when I half-cock it ♪ ♪ Got a fat knot from that rap profit ♪ ♪ Made a living and a killing off it ♪ ♪ Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office ♪ ♪ With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his ♪ ♪ Nutshack! ♪ ♪ I'm an MC, still as honest ♪ ♪ But as rude and as indecent as all hell ♪ ♪ Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with) ♪ ♪ This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop ♪ ♪ You don't really wanna get into a shooting match with this rappity brat ♪ ♪ Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac ♪ ♪ Backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack ♪ ♪ And at the exact same time ♪ ♪ I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that ♪ ♪ I'll still be able to break a coconut table ♪ ♪ Over the back of a couple of Kremlings and crack it in half ♪ ♪ Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact ♪ ♪ How could I not blow? All I do is drop ♪ ♪ Oranges, feel my wrath of attack ♪ ♪ Rappers are having a rough time period ♪ ♪ Here's a Maxi pad, it's actually disastrously bad ♪ ♪ For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God ♪ ♪ All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod ♪ ♪ Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? ♪ ♪ Let me show you maintaining these spurts ain't that hard, that hard ♪ ♪ Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got ♪ ♪ Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance ♪ ♪ Everybody loves to root for a nuisance ♪ ♪ Hit the Earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since… ♪ ♪ MCs get taken to school with this music ♪ ♪ 'Cause I use it as a vehicle to “bust the rhyme” ♪ ♪ Now I lead a new school full of students ♪ ♪ Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A. ♪ ♪ Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim ♪ ♪ Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position ♪ ♪ To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct 'em ♪ ♪ Into the Ro-ro-ro-ro-rock n' Roll Hall of Fame ♪ ♪ Even though I walk in a church and burst in a ball of flames ♪ ♪ Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in ♪ ♪ Is the alcohol of fame on the wall of shame ♪ ♪ You Kremlings think it's all a game ♪ ♪ ‘Til I walk a flock of flames ♪ ♪ Off a plank and tell me what in the fridge are you thinking? ♪ ♪ No style, looking boy ♪ ♪ No grace, I can barely say it with a straight face, looking boy ♪ ♪ You're witnessing a massacre ♪ ♪ Like you're watching a church gathering take place, looking boy ♪ ♪ Oy vey, a funny face ♪ ♪ That's all they say, looking boy ♪ ♪ You get a thumbs up, pat on the back ♪ ♪ And a "way to go" from your label every day, looking boy ♪ ♪ Hey, looking boy, what d'you say, looking boy? ♪ ♪ I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, looking boy ♪ ♪ I'mma work for everything I have, never asked nobody for crap ♪ ♪ Get outta my face, looking boy ♪ ♪ Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable ♪ ♪ Of keeping up with the same pace, looking boy, 'cause ♪ ♪ I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God ♪ ♪ All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod ♪ ♪ The way I'm racing around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR ♪ ♪ Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God ♪ ♪ Kneel before General Zod, this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard ♪ ♪ So you be Thor and I'll be Odin ♪ ♪ You rodent, I'm omnipotent ♪ ♪ Let off, then I'm reloading ♪ ♪ Immediately with these grapes I'm totin' ♪ ♪ And I should not be woken, I'm the walking dead ♪ ♪ But I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating ♪ ♪ But I got your mom performing ♪ ♪ I'm out my ramen noodle ♪ ♪ We have nothing in common, poodle ♪ ♪ I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil ♪ ♪ It's me, my honesty's brutal ♪ ♪ But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though for good ♪ ♪ At least once in a while so I wanna make sure ♪ ♪ Somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes to ♪ ♪ Maybe try to help get some people through tough times ♪ ♪ But I gotta keep a few punchlines ♪ ♪ Just in case, 'cause even you unsigned rappers are hungry ♪ ♪ Looking at me like it's lunchtime ♪ ♪ I know there was a time where once I was king of the underground ♪ ♪ But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind ♪ ♪ So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine ♪ ♪ Appeal with the skin color of mine ♪ ♪ You get too big and here they come trying to ♪ ♪ Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP 1 ♪ ♪ When I tried to say ♪ ♪ I'll take several Kongs from DK Isle ♪ ♪ Put 'em all in a line, add some pineapple smells ♪ ♪ Peanuts, grapes, feathers, oranges and coconut shells, aww yeah! ♪ ♪ See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm ♪ ♪ Morphin' into an immortal, coming through the portal ♪ ♪ You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though ♪ ♪ And I don't know what the fridge that you rhyme for ♪ ♪ You're pointless as Rapunzel with funky cornrows ♪ ♪ You write normal? That isn't funny ♪ ♪ And I just bought a coconut gun from the future just to come and shoot ya ♪ ♪ Like when Fabolous made Ray J mad ♪ ♪ ‘Cause Fab said he fired in spurts at Mayweather’s pad ♪ ♪ Singin' to a man while he played piano ♪ ♪ Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel ♪ ♪ So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day ♪ ♪ "Hey, Fab, it's gonna hurt!" ♪ ♪ Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed ♪ ♪ (You're too slow!) Huh! ♪ ♪ Summa, lumma, dooma, lumma, you assuming I'm a human ♪ ♪ What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman? ♪ ♪ Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is ♪ ♪ Ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you ♪ ♪ I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating ♪ ♪ How to give a SiIvaGunner audience a feeling like it's levitating ♪ ♪ Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting ♪ ♪ For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating ♪ ♪ 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated ♪ ♪ I make elevating music, you make elevator music ♪ ♪ "Oh, he's too mainstream." ♪ ♪ Well, that's what they do, when they get jealous, they confuse it ♪ ♪ "It's not hip-hop, it's pop." ♪ ♪ 'Cause I found a hella way to fuse it ♪ ♪ With rock, shock rap with Doc ♪ ♪ Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it ♪ ♪ "I don't know how to make songs like that," ♪ ♪ "I don't know what words to use." ♪ ♪ Let me know when it occurs to you ♪ ♪ While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you ♪ ♪ It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you ♪ ♪ How many verses I gotta murder to? ♪ ♪ Prove that if you were half as nice ♪ ♪ Your songs you could sacrifice virgins to, huh! ♪ ♪ School flunky, pill junky ♪ ♪ But look at the accolades these skills brung me ♪ ♪ Full of myself, but still hungry ♪ ♪ I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to ♪ ♪ When I'm a million leagues above you ♪ ♪ Ill when I speak in tongues, but it's still tongue-in-cheek ♪ ♪ GET OUT! ♪ ♪ I'm drunk, so K. Rool, take the steering wheel ♪ ♪ I'm asleep in the front seat bumping Heavy D and the Boyz ♪ ♪ Still "chunky, but funky" ♪ ♪ But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling ♪ ♪ Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me… ♪ ♪ They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate ♪ ♪ But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I had ♪ ♪ Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation ♪ ♪ And understand the discrimination ♪ ♪ But listen up! Life's handing you melons ♪ ♪ Make melonade then ♪ ♪ But if I can't batter the women ♪ ♪ How the fridge am I supposed to bake them a cake then? ♪ ♪ Don't mistake him for Satan ♪ ♪ It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas ♪ ♪ And take a vacation to trip a broad ♪ ♪ And make her fall on her face and ♪ ♪ Don't be a leader, be a king? ♪ ♪ Think not - why be a king ♪ ♪ When you could be a Kong? ♪ “Top 10 Rappers Eminem was Afraid to Diss”, here I come!

Eminem: “Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box?” Lanky: Hold my bananas.

I have a discord channel called "chimp noises" dedicated to music mashups, and I've never found something so worthy.

Rap God should be the gold standard for anything that's sentence-mixable. This is amazing. Whoever made this, I hope you live a happy, fulfilling life. This is already in my Top 50 rips of all time.

5:22 no joke that GET OUT! is so perfectly timed and makes this so hype

The sentence mixing is really impressive, but I'm also in love with that instrumental track! That key change at 3:51 makes the song sound so much more like a Grant Kirkhope song

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A RAP GOD RIP FOR FOREVER

and if he is as bananas as you say ITS GONNA HURT EDIT: god damn this is a sentence mixing masterpiece, especially with how its essentially family friendly by changing the swears to dk jokes

"And if he's as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances."

This is legitimately the final form of this song. This is the Kefka Phase 4 of DK Raps.

“Oh vey, that funny face!” I’m literally in tears omfg

"Life's handing you melons? Make melonade then!" Why was that the one that got me so badly?

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how insane that sentence-mashing is? What a masterpiece of a rip.

"They said I rap like a robot" While the sentence mixing sounds exactly like a text-to-speech program... This is beautiful

I just noticed that some melodies from DK64 are hidden in the backing track. 1:12 is Creepy Castle. 1:28 is the Angry Aztec melody. 4:56 sounds very familiar but I can't put a name to the tune. Probably missed a couple, but this just goes to show how much work went into this masterpiece.

It’s been awhile since we’ve gotten a DK Rap rip

What's insane about this is how listenable it actually is.

How is the DK Rap so sentence mixable? It never fails to amaze me

YES!!! I BEEN ASKING FOR THIS MUSHUP EVER SINCE I FOUND OUT THAT DONKEY KONG WAS AGAINST EMINEM IN ROUND 1 OF KFAD!

"what in the fridge are you thinking" is something i'll start quoting now

0:54 don’t think we didn’t hear what you did

3:54 the best line in DK rap meme history

"And then there's Chunky!" "...He's funky."

This sentence mixing is beyond legendary holy shit

Wow, rare truly were ahead of their time

I still can't believe how fucking amazing this is lol

It's here. It's finally here. I've seen the progress of this rip come together over months, and it's just incredible EDIT: THIS RIP WON RIP OF THE YEAR AT THE SIIVACORD AWARDS 2020, BASK IN IT'S GLORY

Words cannot describe how amazing this is.

Legend says King K. Rool only showed up in remakes, spin-offs and crossovers after this

Laugh all you want This legit helps me focus So yeah, thanks

Wow, all the lyrics are cleverly censored... "How could I not blow? All I do is drop ORANGES, feel my wrath of attack" "You GREMLINS think it's all a game"

Oh he's definitely as BANANAS as you say

So that’s why they call him Funky Kong.

The coconut table fucking killed me.

"Ill when I speak in tongues, but it's still tongue-in-cheek G E T O U T!" almost died at that

This even has most of the leitmotifs in DK64.

I had my mouth open for every second of this rip when it got going. There needs to be an S+++-Tier Rips playlist, just for this.

This is amazing. Like holy crap, how long did this take?!?

The missing third dual between DK and Eminem is back

"You rodent, im omnipotent" doesn't even sound like sentence mixing

My college doesn't allow us to listen to music because of possible violent themes, so I listen to this and now they don't care.

This is peak SilvaGunner. It is impossible to get better than this.

0:16 ok but this beat is so good

Holy shit, this is insanely impressive given the material you’re working from haha

6:09 "Top 10 Rappers Eminem Was Afraid To Diss, here I come..."

The amount of sentence mixing in this would make GMod and SFM animators around the world proud.

I’m actually speechless.

Diddy, I'm starting to feel like a Rap Kong

The way the different stage themes were intertwined too. Truly an impressive rip 🙏

this is a daily listen for me. genuine god lookin boy

the sentence mixing on this is so clean wtf

This sentence mixing was definitely easier than Morshu Rap God, but this has custom rhymes and lyrics that hit as well as the custom backing track, so this is more impressive as a work of art

3:52 "i'll take several kongs from dk isle" lmao

"How to give a SiIvaGunna audience a feeling like it's levitating"

4:30 The moment everyone wants to see

whoever made this better be feeling like a sentence mixing god

It's over. Pack it up.

Is there an instrumental version? Because even without the raps its a fucking epic DK64 medley/beat.

masterpiece. arguably the greatest rip ever created

Better than any AI voice meme

You've made the best DK Rap meme. There's nowhere to go from here but downhill. This video is going to blow up. I can feel it.

This is the best rip. I'm willing to fight you over this.

This vs the morshu version. A rap battle for the ages.

"You make elevating music, I make high quality rips" We were on the edge of greatness, but Siivagunner audience was still perfect

That final line was *phenomenal.*

This can't be real. THIS CAN'T BE REAL

Now we wait for someone to turn rap god into the Dk rap

the kong himself has ascended to grand dad level territory

I have a pirate themed DND game I've been planning for a while and one of the main Pirate King NPCs is just K. Rool trying to get a stranglehold on the banana trade. I was going to use that One Winged Kong mashup for the final boss of that story arc if my players decided to side with the Captain instead of the apes but I feel like I have to use this glorious piece instead.

What 10,000 hours of practice looks like

Finally listened to all 6 minutes and my mind has been fried I'm in awe of how much effort has been put into this

4:30 FNF and Animal Crossing characters talking be like

“Why be a king? When you can be a kong?” That’s what made me like this masterpiece