"I flipped off the machine-" Am I the only one who thought he gave the machine the middle finger when he said that?
@wyrmhand Жыл бұрын
🤣
@Hopalongtom Жыл бұрын
Couldn't hurt to try.
@krel7160 Жыл бұрын
Well that explains why it didn't turn off, you used the flip off maneuver, and forgot to threaten it with a mallet!
@Wastelandman7000 Жыл бұрын
I frequently give machines the middle finger LOL
@phawkuffe9491 Жыл бұрын
I do this anytime someone asks me to flip off a light or machine.
@tomnorton8499 Жыл бұрын
Just think of what would have happened if they did allow him a human lawyer?
@genericuser984 Жыл бұрын
that scientist would be walking out of there with a whole bunch of newly repo'd fancy tech
@diego2112gaming10 ай бұрын
Probably would have got on the judge's nerves, talking about the Youts.
@luzifershadres4 ай бұрын
Not much, it was a fake since the beginning.
@tdofducksplays Жыл бұрын
A: “You think one of your lawyers will save you?” H without a lawyer wins the case. Human Lawyer much later: “Prepare your rear because I’m about to clean you out.”
@Iskelderon Жыл бұрын
Loved the variation on "War, war never changes!". 😁
@SergeyWaytov Жыл бұрын
Saaame, Cultural Victory straight out of massive scale strategies
@alfredsutton4412 Жыл бұрын
For the handsome voice actor, for the creative author, in the hopes that the algorithm will recognize the brilliance that your listeners already recognize.
@jukkiivi4282 Жыл бұрын
Humanity achieved cultural curbstomping victory. How wholesomely efficent way to go for galactic mastery. Loved it! Patent trolls, urgh. I hope it was just a bad dream for the main character. In case it was real, I hope for part 2 featuring bloodthirsty human lawyer filing civil lawsuits and bringing the galaxy down with punitive damages. For the Algorithm! In rememberance of the Beard
@anormos7270 Жыл бұрын
To the second one i can onlysay that trying to be nifty on a civilization, where people apparently are able to break what ones own civilization perceives as absolute laws (ESPECIALLY space, time or gravity related) would be idiotic at best and suicidal at worst. Those guys wouldn't even survive the first try of doing that in realitiy
@azelliafiglo218 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm! In rememberance of the Beard!!!!!!
@cavetrollvillageidiot3095 Жыл бұрын
Excuse you, sir, who gave you permission to have the voice of an Arch mage and the face of a villain? This is not in any means an insult. I love it, and your content.
@PanduPoluan Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say the face of a villain. Rather, the face of an anti-hero 😁😁
@leyrua4 ай бұрын
😂
@Chris64999 Жыл бұрын
I want to hear more about the second story 😩 😫 😭 The idea of an alien race stealing other races tech through frivolous lawsuits is interesting
@cameltube-vk7el9 ай бұрын
Ha ha ahhhhhh bro do some research into the USPTO lol, what really happens and who is the real receiver of ideas we submit. Otherwise yes I wanted to hear more of the 2nd also... Semper Prorsum
@Maddog3060 Жыл бұрын
Story 1: Cultural Victory. Achievement Unlocked: "McGalaxy" Story 2: Meanwhile, back on Earth: "Uhm... Why is is getting hot in here?" "I think it's coming from the lab next door. Maybe-" [CONNECTION LOST]
@Netherdan Жыл бұрын
Eh, the planet will be fine. Even a perpetual motion machine can't keep running after it melts through itself or explodes catastrophically. It's a nuclear event at most.
@Hypogeal-Foundation5 ай бұрын
@@Netherdan would be funny if antimatter was generated, and blew up the entire planet, depending on how it gained perpetual motion.
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
heh enjoyed the first story culture wars can truly change a species more then regular war [assuming no genocide] the second story needs an immediate sequel
@arthurcodeco1462 Жыл бұрын
Agree
@Dreamspawn1978 Жыл бұрын
This young man has an awesome voice I bet big finish productions would love him
@bjwessels Жыл бұрын
Humanity, so insidious. So bubbly, cloying, and happy.
@theshadyprotector8412 Жыл бұрын
And if you hang out with us long enough, you begin to like us.
@silvadelshaladin Жыл бұрын
@@theshadyprotector8412 Do you think they'll be able to save us?
@Wastelandman7000 Жыл бұрын
And silly. I'd love to see a story where we defeated the aliens by acting like Monty Python.
@theshadyprotector8412 Жыл бұрын
@@silvadelshaladin I hope so. But I also feel sorry for those they face.
@jonmiller9534 Жыл бұрын
Who does not love a little Root Beer.
@michaelernst3731 Жыл бұрын
GODS I thought we would get away from Trolls on earth when we got FTL but NOOoooo Earth is a Safer Troll Space then out there.
@whiterabbit75 Жыл бұрын
You only made the trolls faster.
@straightjacket219 Жыл бұрын
Blessed are the peace keepers
@lostgamer2271 Жыл бұрын
For the dashing space squirrel
@PanduPoluan Жыл бұрын
Galactic Civilizations II. Everytime I played in "sandbox" mode as a human, I found myself gravitating towards -- and achieving -- cultural victory. Like. Every. Single. Time.
@steyn1775 Жыл бұрын
Damn, the second story ends on big clif hanger
@bradwolf07 Жыл бұрын
Aliens to other aliens: Don't mess with humanity Other Aliens: Why? Will they destroy us in war? Aliens: Worse, they will make peace so enticing that your people will fight you
@renaissancepress247 Жыл бұрын
Fantastic as ever! It could be my imagination but you are getting better and better each episode now - inconceivable 😎
@RealArcalian Жыл бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: Yes, cultural infiltration is a thing Story 2: Clever idea, but no ending
@maddiepaige715 Жыл бұрын
Haven't watched in a little while but really liking the new format with you on screen. Holds attention better. More dynamic. ^^ I never picked up on your accent before but now I'm curious, are you South African by any chance?
@artyd42 Жыл бұрын
Agro voice best voice
@elduquecaradura1468 Жыл бұрын
So basically humanity in this tale is a whole bunch of Wololos.... cool xD
@ShawndaPrawn Жыл бұрын
Honestly, the first story reminds me of the aftermath of XCOM 2. We liberated our planet from alien occupation and sent the invaders packing! Oh, but what about the remaining aliens now stranded on Earth and surrendering? Let’s have them rebuild the damage they caused and integrate them into our society! You got mind-controlling twinks, grenade-lobbing brutes and sneks? Well now we do as well!
@JimmyJohn-pm7qr4 ай бұрын
Did you just call sectoids twinks?
@Flakjacket966 ай бұрын
8:30 So basically we send in the Green Berets and go "Hey kids! Want some democracy?". I love it.
@victortahlor4038 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the reading
@MidnightSmoke Жыл бұрын
thank you for the stories. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
@ratzelbarreto2070 Жыл бұрын
Second part needs a part 2
@Baronstone Жыл бұрын
Our star is white, not yellow. If our star was yellow, snow would be yellow!
@gobrinsan7173 Жыл бұрын
I need a part 2,3,4 etc of story 2 !
@JRMshadow260a Жыл бұрын
I loved human peace but I want to know is what happened to the human after getting dragged out of the court room? How they knew what he did and how? So many questions that I need to have answered now... Dam it!!! Suckered in again... LOL
@thomashunter7190 Жыл бұрын
I'm here for the story. Posting for the algorithm. Glory to the almighty algorithm.
@barelyasurvivor12576 ай бұрын
This last story reminds me of the old phrase, from around the Vietnam war, or maybe earlier. "What if they gave a war and no one came?"
@nathandc Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm!! Love the Beard!!
@eddiethepothos2648 Жыл бұрын
I gotta say i took a break from your videos for a couple of months and i come back to full you in my face to read me stories thank you also i cant wait till you finish first contact
@TCFamas Жыл бұрын
For the Hor....ehhh...Rythm!
@Jason-sm4oc Жыл бұрын
WoW, never thought that would come here!
@shiroshini Жыл бұрын
Man, you should be an actor, not just a voice actor man! You are so animated!
@TheRealInscrutable Жыл бұрын
patent trolls. lol! Excellent twist.
@merlinathrawes74610 ай бұрын
Yep, the thing about humans is that even the peasant farmers can make the armies of the kings shake with fear with what they would be fighting. An armed and willing civilian populace is the answer to overreaching politicians. You broke the law! We want to know how you did it so we can too.
@lumberluc10 ай бұрын
"The producers don't attack!"? Buddy, have you seen a technician setup traps and triggers? Or a shelver make a spiderweb of goods that can arrive at a destination? How about miner that dug in places that he shouldn't? Don't underestimate producers. We'll go to war when needed.
@cameltube-vk7el9 ай бұрын
Really liked the story of the first one. Seems possible right, and I have faith that HUMANS live to that idea or ideal ?! Well Done Also /;^)
@geoshark12 Жыл бұрын
If humans are running from something its probably a lawyer
@desidious4521 Жыл бұрын
what is the animation in the beginning from? or is that something stock youtube gives to ppl?
@wyrmhand Жыл бұрын
The animation in the beginning of the live is KZfaq stock.
@lucienarindel5836 Жыл бұрын
For the Beard!
@babyoda1973 Жыл бұрын
Best voice best stories all around best bro 😊
@patrickmcabee123 Жыл бұрын
Just curious, did you have your “tunic” custom made..? It’s sharp, my Brother. .…👍🏼😎👍🏼…. Very Sci/Fi..😁
@eeengineer8851 Жыл бұрын
haha, that 2nd story was a hoot!
@mackenziedrake8 ай бұрын
The first was wonderful, but the second is most aptly named. Grr.
@rainynight02 Жыл бұрын
That's it?! What happened to the guy and the court?!
@Wastelandman7000 Жыл бұрын
Dang I wanted to find out more about how the second story continued. LOL
@crossdagostino5778 Жыл бұрын
More for the algorithm
@M.MahdiBKH Жыл бұрын
The Laws of Universe is more What you’d Call ‘Guidelines’ than Actual Rules. Welcome to Human Plane, Xenos. -A Human
@KroMagnum4 Жыл бұрын
Patent trolls hahahahahaha! Good one.
@silvadelshaladin Жыл бұрын
They have met their match -- nobody patent trolls like Humanity. We'll be running their confederation in no time.
@KroMagnum4 Жыл бұрын
@@silvadelshaladin Indeed
@Warutteri Жыл бұрын
For the algorithm!
@allenmorgan1007 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@genericuser984 Жыл бұрын
cool
@polance4705 Жыл бұрын
Does anyone remember the story where a xeno was told that HP Love Craft wrote nonfiction? I cant find it.
@xanmontes8715 Жыл бұрын
The debt repaid?
@cameltube-vk7el9 ай бұрын
To the second story there is something of note, this you will find to be true once you are aware and pay attention as you move thru time. LEGAL is at the middle of everything-everywhere thru out the Galaxy of SENTIENT life i.e.→ CONSENTS COVENS AGREEMENTS CONTRACTS RULES LAWS etc. etc. And now YOU know, and you can not un-know !! [he he he] made AWARE !!! Semper Prorsum
@MakerGrigio Жыл бұрын
hope your wife is feeling better
@Wastelandman7000 Жыл бұрын
And that he defeated the sniffle monster.
@asandrewsilvaw Жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@thetrap1880 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was going to be the CIA kidnapping some poor alien for solving the energy crisis
@proberts345 ай бұрын
Heh. Humans are the "Average Joe" of the galaxy. Nice reference to the Idiocracy movie. Edit: And then the human shows he's the smartest creature in the room. Hah!
@Astavyastataa Жыл бұрын
XENOS PERFIDY
@Kanamesamasqueen Жыл бұрын
Now if only these stories happened in real life now.
@Flakjacket966 ай бұрын
I mean, Story one is literally the job of the US Green Berets.
@user-wf7sl7sw8k Жыл бұрын
The first is the very thing that happen to soviet union. It literally happen. For the better I think, because mutual nuclear annigilation is shitty thing to do.
@elfeater1760 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11!
@calvingreene90 Жыл бұрын
Cultural assimilation for the win.
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 Жыл бұрын
Algorithm
@TheJeikou Жыл бұрын
Comment
@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын
3rd, 16 May 2023
@user-ip9lz6ed6p8 ай бұрын
It's no wonder you have been demonetized you keep playing the same stories with different flash cards. heard this story before, what you going to do have your fish swim around???
@MichaelGammon21bravo18 күн бұрын
so the aliens are chinese lol
@ImOwenWilson Жыл бұрын
Xeno: Human you stand accused o- Human: KANGAROO COURT!! KANGAROO COURT!!