Do NOT let the humans unify | 2363 | Short HFY Sci-Fi Story

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00:08 Do NOT let the humans unify by cptn_candy
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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@grogvaughan5649 3 ай бұрын

The most plausible explanation I've seen in my pushing 60 years on this rock.

@0utrider 3 ай бұрын

Who created them?

@grogvaughan5649 3 ай бұрын

@@0utrider wasn't Jesus.. lol

@Joshua-fo9zw 3 ай бұрын

On par with Red Dwarf "Better than Life"'s quote : "Good evening. Here is the news on Friday, the 27th of Geldof. Archaeologists near Mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is presently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental." The page has been universally condemned by church leaders."

@grogvaughan5649 3 ай бұрын

@@Joshua-fo9zw I honestly forgot just how funny that show was. Needed a good laugh today. Thanks.

@The-real-kingkah 3 ай бұрын

How did you comment 12 hours ago if the video was posted 2 hours ago?

@donaldscholand4617 3 ай бұрын

I blame it on the Elves! I never trusted those immortal, pointy-eared creeps!

@GrigoriZhukov 3 ай бұрын

Only fools trust the fae.

@heathliput-ru6cy 3 ай бұрын

What about the dwarves?

@sansthedoomslayer 3 ай бұрын

@@heathliput-ru6cy ROCK AND STONE

@GrigoriZhukov 3 ай бұрын

@@heathliput-ru6cy not fae.

@coolet9132 3 ай бұрын

@@heathliput-ru6cy Just expect them to rip you off and steal your gold and alcohol and prepare for it with trading it for their craftsmanship and you be fine.

@luzifershadres 3 ай бұрын

Funny how the years beeing in earth years implys that they didnt listened to him at all.

@3dmaster205 3 ай бұрын

Should they, though? The real key question that most will have been asking and one that somebody with the ego of Yahwh can't fathom is; would the humans empire be a just one, or not? I'm betting quite a few wouldn't mind being part of a human empire where they can thrive in peace, and the humans protect their ability to do so even if it means sacrificing their lives. So would it be that kind of an empire, or one that is brutal oppression.

@Incadazant01 3 ай бұрын

On the contrary. Seems they did listen. Russia. Houthis. Israel. Hamas. Palestine. American financial politics. The growing push towards WW3. Does any of this sound like a united Earth to you? Things have gone downhill, starting around 2012, accelerating in 2016, and again in 2020, and we'll probably see more fuel added to the fire in this year, 2024. I think they listened pretty good.

@erushi5503 3 ай бұрын

I bet Lilith and Lucifer were secretly lovers Friggin i love this scifi take on the abrahamic mythos

@christopherg2347 3 ай бұрын

"God is dead. The Aliens killed him."

@jadesidhe2634 3 ай бұрын

Maybe he'll rise in three days

@brianmeadows1137 3 ай бұрын

If we kill the space aliens it's win-win.

@aeternusdoleo4531 3 ай бұрын

Did I hear it's crusade time...?

@jasonswearingin1009 3 ай бұрын

Nah Chuck Norris got tired of him being such a psychopath and banished him from existence!

@VVV-DamoP21 3 ай бұрын

As a Catholic, I should be outraged so here is my outrage!! WHAT THE FU, ahh what? wait, THIS IS AMAZING!!!!! It is funny, and goes amazingly well with current Christian beliefs, regardless of what Christian religion you adhere too. Well done Sir, to the writer of this story and well done Argo, as always.

@Cptn_Candy 3 ай бұрын

Thanks I had a blast writing this, I expected a little backlash for posting this one but writers gotta write. Surprisingly I only got one rather... uncouth message on reddit that reddit swiftly moderated and banned the sender of.

@Kirisame312 3 ай бұрын

Honestly, one of the best HFY stories I've heard. It just adds up so perfectly.

@quatre1559 3 ай бұрын

this is a very interesting solution to the fermi paradox

@larrythompson8630 3 ай бұрын

In Middle East. “Me against my brother. My brother and I against our neighbor. Our neighbors and I against the city. The city and I against next city…. But once fighting over? My brother and I will fight”

@MrGoesBoom 3 ай бұрын

So taking the creation myth of the bible, the black knight, the annunaki and a bunch of other stuff and blending till fine....to make a story about how we're gonna mess shit up once we get out there....interesting take on things. Thanks for the narration, so happy you're doing better and back to reading stories

@SergeyWaytov 3 ай бұрын

Yup! Quite some interesting stuff!

@andrewerickson6690 3 ай бұрын

Lol plot twist this is the decoded arecibo reply narrative documentary not fiction

@PryvatCyan87 3 ай бұрын

Dude the person that wrote this was brilliant. Great find and totally see why you chose to do this one.

@Cptn_Candy 3 ай бұрын

Thanks!

@contrafax 3 ай бұрын

For Captain Candy! For the squirrel!

@Cptn_Candy 3 ай бұрын

Ahoy there matey, thanks for the like! :)

@bookoo0193 3 ай бұрын

The flood happened before the tower of Babel but otherwise this is deffinatly a decently accurate interpretation of the Christian biblical mythology 😅

@GR3YD3ATH 3 ай бұрын

as humans were lead to believe... 😀

@jorgecarreras4214 3 ай бұрын

Remember that Yahweh the Irredeemable testified that human memories were altered. Perhaps the "official" history is inaccurate.

@Josh-iv2bw 3 ай бұрын

Don't touch the humans boats!

@niyablake 3 ай бұрын

Lol. Land of rising Suns

@edelta88 Ай бұрын

Plot twist, 2020 was someone watching the videos and hitting the panic button and launching the scariest bioweapon they had.

@tonyneal910 3 ай бұрын

Well...that was a different and bit unique take on creationism. 👏👏👏👍🐿

3 ай бұрын

Creator of humanity "I created these cool things called humans" millennia later the same Creator "Oh good me I have made a terrible, universal level mistake."

@anathardayaldar 3 ай бұрын

I often wondered if god in the bible was just a local galactic governor with a taste for propaganda.

@MidnightSmoke 3 ай бұрын

Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

@leonievanheerden7090 3 ай бұрын

For the bestest Squirrel ever, the story, and the authors who shares their work with the viewers 💐⭐👽🛸🍀

@AutomaticJack 3 ай бұрын

A brilliant analysis overall, and it makes me happy to see rhat Alex has tightened up the language in his sponsor reads for Ground News. It is obvious that he cares greatly about constantly continuing to improve his craft.

@hawkforce4295 3 ай бұрын

I fracking knew it!! I always knew it! No one ever believed me, but I was correct! This may be fiction, lol. But it’s closer to the truth than anything else. Well done writer, well done. You’ve hidden this well. And now the world will know! Stay safe

@cameltube-vk7el 11 күн бұрын

I liked and concur with your post except for the SAFE bit, stay safe uhghhhh [programing] no no no. Safe means giving up some freedom for the illusion of someone else clearing the room for you. Be sovereign, be CAREFUL ... /;^) [-§-] WeSaveUs Do No Harm unless /Natural Law ← required UNITED UNITY UNITE humans w.w. ← required Semper Prorsum /AlwaysForward

@hawkforce4295 10 күн бұрын

@@cameltube-vk7el no sir, I say that to break my programming! What or where did I get that programming? Huh? I bet you’ll say it’s a covid thing, right? Except I was one of the first that bucked everything said and mandated! I didn’t bow to any authority as it’s not in me and never was! Anyway, the program I was breaking was saying, BLESSINGS!! Or god bless you after a sneeze! I was a believer for 50 years and then I opened my eyes!! So I say stay safe because I actually want everyone to stay safe in everything they do and everywhere they go. Sorry if you got a lil trigged about it. Not sorry. LoL Jajajajajaja

@hawkforce4295 10 күн бұрын

@@cameltube-vk7el semantics. Are you safe the way you use careful. And I’m not gonna go down the rabbit hole that you’re suggesting not again I’ve been there. I’ve done that.

@cameltube-vk7el 10 күн бұрын

@@hawkforce4295 ya so it is not semantics, and I understand what you mean by rabbit hole. Only the basic definitions stand apart in their basic respect and understanding for a reason ...as in my comment. One can not be safe, one can be careful and even make something safe for others. There is a reason that word SAFE has been inserted into the Public Domain and HEAVILY. Think about it /;^) [-§-] Always Forward /Semper Prorsum

@hawkforce4295 10 күн бұрын

@@cameltube-vk7el right on. I get what you’re saying. I appreciate your comment, thanks. Yes! I went deep when I read about birth certificates and everything else that goes with that whole paradigm! It kind of messed me up having the knowledge of the truth and what to do about it? It’s so messed up what’s real! I used to preach it everywhere and to everyone who would listen, then be called crazy and everything else that goes with that information. Even to the point of almost going to jail for knowing and mentioning it to an authority figure. Stay real

@mackenziedrake 3 ай бұрын

That is beautifully made. It's plausible and well-written. I'm glad your voice is up to the task of the longer story. Thank you!

@Uzzgub 3 ай бұрын

A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm

@JohnJBrowne11209 3 ай бұрын

Reminds me of a line from the great war movie Cross of Iron. James Coburn's character says I" believe God is a sadist and doesn't even know it. "

@mushroom330 3 ай бұрын

Glad to have you back fella :)

@mr.notseen2409 3 ай бұрын

You got me with the first sentence.

@jrsanders1212 3 ай бұрын

I am glad you have returned.

@lcsd863 3 ай бұрын

Makes perfect sense.❤❤❤

@tabithachastain6999 3 ай бұрын

Oh, I love this take on the Abrahamic mythology.

@michelelyons9410 3 ай бұрын

I like stories where humanity is the badass of the galaxy: bad, mad and dangerous to know!

@TheRealInscrutable 3 ай бұрын

Given the names of the players I suspect that the guilty party lied about his name in order to try to gain sympathy from the court and of course blamed all the bad parts on the other guys.

@victortahlor4038 3 ай бұрын

Thank you for the reading

@barelyasurvivor1257 3 ай бұрын

So that explains it.

@midnightwatchman1 3 ай бұрын

This story is quite close to the Greek Gnostics explanation of creation described in the 3rd and 4 the century after the birth of Christ. Like a reverse Christianity.

@darkshadow9291 3 ай бұрын

Hell of a lot more believable than the unholy fairy tales

@WingManFang1 3 ай бұрын

It technically makes sense

@GR3YD3ATH 3 ай бұрын

yeah, kinda makes sense... 🙂

@sethfischer7368 2 ай бұрын

At my boy Argo sponsored now? Way to go

@ronpope1373 3 ай бұрын

Well done

@deussalt4479 3 ай бұрын

A great story and wonderful narration. It's really neat to see the final product after watching the stream too. ❤❤ For the Agro-rythm!

@soka3 3 ай бұрын

I was here

@sbritton1313 3 ай бұрын

ITS OVER 9000!!!

@t.p.3456 3 ай бұрын

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

@jeanannd 3 ай бұрын

Good story!

@allenmorgan1007 3 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

@user-oy2zg3bt6n Ай бұрын

sci-fi version of Hazbin hotel be like:

@timbear641 3 ай бұрын

Nice story

@jacksparrow8939 3 ай бұрын

Been watching all your videos on repeat. Waiting patiently for you to get through surgery. First video you post is freaking sacrilegious. Dang.

@Marcus_Postma 3 ай бұрын

He's been posting for days, you might want to check your recommendations, youtube is apparently messing with the algorithm again.

@DanSchallerforPOTUS 2 ай бұрын

I like it. It would absolutely make a great set of movies. It would also make for a very good ttrpg campaign. (That would be after calculating stats, skills, abilities, etc. for each of the main characters and even those that became a non-character - Such as Lilith, whom, if you go by City of Demons (written by Cassandra Claire), was pretty much the mother of demons since she was unable to actually have any of her own biological offspring. - and even a few of those that constructed the Tower of Babel... to help the narrative to fruition.) Perhaps even adding in some Egyptian lore, Greek lore, and Middle Earth myths then cross-over with Star Gate SG-1 (for good measure) and a very robust set of stories will take form. - For those to be 'fleshed out' on the big and small screens, though, will require those story tellers - Those known as DM/GM in particular. - as they are used to creating worlds and scenarios. Many of them also infuse great details in the stories they weave to incorporate a diverse number of classes (and sub-classes) along with prestige classes from amongst a multitude of possible races. They engineer player social dynamics better than a screen writer that's never even played any type of ttrpg (most especially the 1st edition through 3.75 edition of the D&D ttrpg).

@GregoryHarrisSr Ай бұрын

That's the earth we live on today.

@ihtfp01 3 ай бұрын

It's long past time the humans got off this rock and took our rightful place in the galaxy....

@firedirewolf 3 ай бұрын

It wasn't Babel, Babylonians took over after the collapse of the city and tower, it was the tower of Gilgamesh, when they took over the records of the town were renamed to be the property of the new government body so it became known as the tower of Babylon afterwards

@genericuser984 3 ай бұрын

cool

@darwinskeeper421 3 ай бұрын

To the captain of candy and the agricultural squirrel!

@scp2539 3 ай бұрын

so what im taking from this video is he's why harambe actually died. its time for space violence >= (

@Maistro69 3 ай бұрын

This is the best damn Biblical space tie in I’ve ever heard. Even better than guyver’s concept.

@demonlordotrt754 3 ай бұрын

🤔 a hard fiction if i ever heard one.

@bloodcult5262 3 ай бұрын

As always great beard my friend!

@joosyjulie 3 ай бұрын

I always wondered if the bad guys actually won. Because it's the victors who write history. If the good guys had actually won, we wouldn't be in the state we are in now.

@jasonswearingin1009 3 ай бұрын

Definitely more plausible than the magical fantasy BS of Christianity my family has tormented me with my whole life.

@foxgod995 3 ай бұрын

Brother we are the same

@TheXasTube 3 ай бұрын

someone should use this to create a new realigion based on it...

@merlinwizard1000 3 ай бұрын

2nd, 12 April 2024

@henryshelbyjr9953 3 ай бұрын

Hmmm. Sounds like last words.

@einyv 3 ай бұрын

What's this enochian tablet i just found in the desert? Can anyone translate it for me please?

@jj003333 3 ай бұрын

Galvanized not vulcanize

@RedRipperDragon 3 ай бұрын

This makes more sense than what we get from "those books", I think this is my new head cannon for RL.

@ravenouself4181 Ай бұрын

Guess the Xeno Scum did not hear of: 1. Chuck Norris 2. Do not mess with our religion

@merlinathrawes746 3 ай бұрын

The forming of The League of Nations and The United Nations must have initially terrified these guys.

@cameltube-vk7el 11 күн бұрын

nope, if you meant the baddys well those you listed are a part of control and they are behind all i.e. the WEF WTO WHO BIS etc etc and etc

@JBall-hd8bw 3 ай бұрын

I'm not saying they're Aliens....but

@wolfos420 3 ай бұрын

🎉😮🎉

@sethfischer7368 2 ай бұрын

Look e this one

@SLEPhoto 3 ай бұрын

Is Yaweh's first name "Victor"?

@bananaducks1337 3 ай бұрын

Gaming

@blehbleh8552 3 ай бұрын

I wonder, what fungus was Yahweh talking about?

@DarthTinderalla-qm9zw 3 ай бұрын

This is by far my favorite AI voice channel

@djlevaugh9666 3 ай бұрын

He isn't using an AI voice

@WorldArchivist 3 ай бұрын

No AI is being used.

@Alex.H.B.1970something 3 ай бұрын

Blasphemy. Amusing though.

@tabithachastain6999 3 ай бұрын

"Blasphemy" 😂

@StacyBaldwin-qv5cj 3 ай бұрын

Im not so sure this one is fiction

@cameltube-vk7el 11 күн бұрын

very close to the truth I have come across in many ways

@coolet9132 3 ай бұрын

I have always played with the idea of God being good was all Gods propaganda to tarnish Lucifer's reputation. Who's to prove otherwise when religion never proved Gods existence to begin with. We first need to see it in one form or another to start understanding it and then form our thought about it's intentions. The only reason we think God is good and Lucifer evil is because of the bible which is based on peoples memories which easily changed and human memories is always dubious where we think we remembered something but it's the other way around. I don't say God is evil and Lucifer good, but we can't be sure if either is true or false just from an ancient religious text based on memory.

@Deathbecomesme3 3 ай бұрын

Honestly much more plausible than the abrahamic faiths

@gasydevil6229 3 ай бұрын

Gonna be honest love the story but it felt a bit to on the nose with what is was based off of.

@durnaxe8708 3 ай бұрын

Firstly I really enjoy your channel and the stories you pick. Secondly, this whole "God is bad, Satan good" schtick is getting super old. Most of the other stories you find sound great, even as a Christian I can set aside my beliefs and enjoy a good story. Using the Annunaki was great. I didn't mind the whole Adam and Eve thing, people seem to be stuck on Lillith despite the fact that there is no written evidence of her existing but hey its science fiction! So Lillith okay in made up story. But this one IMMEDIATLY turned me off with Lu-Cyph-Er (cool way to make the name at least). Then Mi-Kel and Gab-Rel being bad guys? Then Beel-Zee-Bub being a good guy too? Only to execute Yaweh, the Jewish name for God? Like, I probably would have been fine if you even swapped the names. Saying that the literal devil and his fallen angel are good guys? This reads more like an anti-theist (not athiest, there is a difference) shitting on the bible because "religion dumb". Stargate did a better job of making religion into sci fi. This reads like someone was a fan of hazbin hotel's bullshit and wanted to make a decent sci fi story while crappy on religion. Take out the religious connotations and keep the annunaki and the story's fine.

@tabithachastain6999 3 ай бұрын

When you consider how much damage organized religion has done to humanity antitheism makes sense

@durnaxe8708 3 ай бұрын

@@tabithachastain6999 I'd argue that the amount of GOOD organized religion has helped humanity, anti-theism makes almost no sense. There is a good video by the channel "whatifalhist" called "How Christianity changed history" and explains, in better detail then a youtube comment post can, about how good such a religion has been on the world.

@cameltube-vk7el 11 күн бұрын

to be honest just about everything you said against was flawed. YOu were close but have not delved deep enough or wide enough [yet] into the storys facts presented. In short it is all tied together, yes the history we have is full of lies. But a lie can not stand alone, it requires truths to make it palatable so to say. That said the bigger the lie, the more truths are required and necessary to support the lie. It is like a factor of 100-1 for the big lasting lies. Hell thats a guess, mybe more for the forever core lies that abound. Great story [-§-] WeSaveUs HUMANS united w.w. ← required Do No Harm unless ← required Semper Prorsum

@cubbybearplayz8543 3 ай бұрын

All I hear is blasphemy. Good story though.

@michellej7831 3 ай бұрын

I chatted to a woman i knew who was a Jehovas Witness she was a person i knew to pass the time of day with. We talked about Adam and Eve and 1ncest and the problems of inbreeding. Her answer was they were genetically pure and problems only happened generataions down the line like a zreox of a zerox, of a zerox thus thats how genes mutate. So sad for an otherwise intelligent woman in a highly controlling cult. So sad as she had gone to a public school in the UK and still was enmeshed in this cult. I hope she learns freedom as sometimes we are enslaved by chains in our minds, every bit as strong as those of steel, often stronger.

@jorgecarreras4214 3 ай бұрын

Human DNA isn't just damaged by transcription errors and exposure to radiation or other environmental factors. It's also damaged by exposure to viruses and bacteria, and this is scientific fact. Your friend's explanation of why Adam and Eve were able to sire all of humanity , being the only breeding couple and the dangers of incest not being that bad back then is scientifically plausible. We, of course, are never going to know for sure, and yes, modern scientists have traced the entire geneology of the female half of the species to one woman in the region now known as Mesopotamia. So your friend isn't as "stupid" nor "indocrinated" as you tell yourself she is.