He tells this so much better on 9/11, after a vodka soda & an antihistamine.

His dad is a straight up OG that pulled a goodfellas, the godfather mob boss power move. Straight legend.

"Ain't nothin Chinese ever gonna take me down." - Chrissy D's dad on coronavirus

Chrissy... lock the door.

Maybe seen more than there is but, Chris knows how to tell a story in the right tone for the occasion, he's an intelligent dude

Wow, a story so good the Aceman didn't interrupt.

This is the kind of man that made America great in the first place

He said the kid never pressed charges but was supposed to. I wonder how that negotiation went lol

Big Tony Ballz!

Chrissy D's dad was definitely a top dog bookie

In a more serious interview he said the thing you had to know about his father was that wherever he was and whomever he met, he was the most liked person around. Even in his ex-wife's tony neighborhood he knew everybody, more people than she knew, and they all loved him. People are complicated. As for the skit about this that he did in a comedy club, I think his father probably lost God for what he did, not for what was done to him.

I imagine his dad is Joey Diaz

respect.

Yeah you can’t disrespect a father like that in front of his kids. That’s just asking for problems 😭

Who says violence doesn’t solve anything?

i imagine his dad as john abruzzi

Please go and search his stand-up, the story is better told in his show, is so hilarious and I pretty sure you gonna delight, thrust me (Chris distefano's 9/11 story)

He admits a lot of the stuff he jokes about his father in an interview, is ACTUALLY about guys his father hung OUT with in Brooklyn . His dad was never a wise guy but his friends were

I'm now a History Hyenas fan, cuzzie wuzzie

How did he get the parents or the other kid to drop the charges?

Why this is not in any movie scene

im convinced chris's dad was in the mob

The way things should be handled.

w dad

Hey , Carrolla is looking pretty good for his age.

How do you zone out of this story?? Like bruh wtf

Bros dad is Tony soprano

Chis…. Are YOU my Fucking Brother?

Bros lying thru his teeth 😅😅😅

I miss Gina. She was a solid side chair.

Adam. Carolla is a dirbag for f’n up Chris’s story and flow like that.

Carolla really ruined the end of this story

His Dad is G

tf he mean by his girl name wtf 😭

Here’s the link ⇩ to Chris telling the whole story onstage in NYC on the anniversary of 9/11. He mixed vodka with an antihistamine so he’s a little crazy, but it makes it even better. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/grNgicKemLSbeWQ.html

Fuckin adam, sorry i tuned out in the middle of an excellent story, completely throwing off the momentum.

a real goombah

🧢 idc who your father is. He would’ve put his hands on me. That would’ve been the last time he threatened someone

Never happened

Glorifying his dad's bullsh like this is actually funny behavior...his dad is/was a criminal.

This is late night talk show material, not shitty podcast. No offence

Cool adam Corolla ruining your guests story by making some dumb unfunny irrelevant comment…. nicely done.