Do Not Read: Ho-Ho-Homicide, Rhymes with Duck
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7 жыл бұрынJimmy shares some books you probably should avoid reading this year, including Ten Ways to Destroy the Imagination of Your Child.
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Do Not Read: Ho-Ho-Homicide, Rhymes with Duck
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@taylornickels5320 7 жыл бұрын
"I think my dad read this to me" LOL.
@ambregris 7 жыл бұрын
me too! xD
@southernoregoncatmom6519 7 жыл бұрын
I can imagine that Jimmy was an imaginative child!
@jenwarshawsky189 5 жыл бұрын
That was funny when he said that!
@mizuhonova 7 жыл бұрын
I don't understand. What the fuck was Tariq trying to say?
@observaromundo5536 7 жыл бұрын
FiretrUCK
@JDance 7 жыл бұрын
+observ aromundo ha
@benupde1979 7 жыл бұрын
Fuck if I know. His Tourettes was kicking in!
@peacockblue8407 7 жыл бұрын
miz: he was being childish, & totally pathetic. not @ all funny.🐖
@antonelabakavic4045 7 жыл бұрын
mizuhonova it wasn't funny
@pepsiandsnapple 7 жыл бұрын
I was watching a video on my phone in my bed at night when a notification popped up on the bottom in gray text saying "do not read , ho ho homicide", holy crap I thought I got text from a psycho
@carly11334 7 жыл бұрын
im cracking up rn😂😂
@trinitymiracle1975 7 жыл бұрын
Omg nooo 😂
@fallontonight 7 жыл бұрын
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@reconnaissanceman1547 7 жыл бұрын
Lol
@alyssawssinging4039 7 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Cinedragon 7 жыл бұрын
The way Jimmy always pronounces murder with that music bit. Never fails to crack me up!
@EFUwazurike 7 жыл бұрын
"Just visiting the north pole?" Higgins is the real MVP
@IMMORTALJOKER 7 жыл бұрын
I love Jimmy Fallon. life is going terrible right now. I can't work because of my broken hand. lost my car, have to find a place to live within a month and is so stressful but when the sun goes down the problems go away for a bit while I get to watch youtube and relax
@howard330 7 жыл бұрын
Maybe if you stop being an immortal joker things would get better?
@hanimaycid9525 7 жыл бұрын
.
@rudymanglona9329 7 жыл бұрын
No ones in control of your happiness but you! 😎
@Snavedude 7 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a country song to me.
@kittenkong3135 7 жыл бұрын
Praying for you. God Bless
@KeistasZmogelis 7 жыл бұрын
He meant to say "Firetruck".
@zoyten8279 7 жыл бұрын
lool
@jolieclark8482 7 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who would consider buying the toilet paper origami book?
@christophermullen552 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@folksies2686 7 жыл бұрын
no
@moniersmelatyar 7 жыл бұрын
maybe
@LifeWithTheRekers 7 жыл бұрын
That shits legit....pun intended
@fieonshakespearenut 7 жыл бұрын
No! I would totally check that book out at the library. It would be a fun thing to do when guests are over.
@sab_ginesi 7 жыл бұрын
f....fire truck?
@CorduroyTheBoy 7 жыл бұрын
i honestly thought black thought was gonna say firetruck.
@macmac277 7 жыл бұрын
^ Did you actually name him by his colour?
@CorduroyTheBoy 7 жыл бұрын
MadDany what do you mean?
@hanimaycid9525 7 жыл бұрын
MadDany, that's his on-stage name, believe it or not. Black Thought.
@macmac277 7 жыл бұрын
True Orange lol. alrighty. weird stage name to have
@maryl.95 3 жыл бұрын
I've read Ho-Ho-Homicide and it's great. It's actually a very popular subgenre of mystery novels, the pun-titled cozy mysteries. They often include recipes in the back.
@salaam_mayras 7 жыл бұрын
I love when jimmy said : "Christmas and murder" !!! 😂
@dabryabby6597 7 жыл бұрын
Tarik: I got one, Fuuuhhh. Lol. I totally lost my sh*t in there . I totally needed this, 2 weeks for me is 1 month without The Tonight Show. I needed laughs. Thank God they are back.
@alexisrose1675 7 жыл бұрын
@1:00. Died laughing. Too early in the morning. 😂😂😂😂😂
@AmazingThings359 7 жыл бұрын
wow dead people can type?
@8ee8ee 7 жыл бұрын
I don't usually laugh on my own when watching something but that one just got me. XD and the dishcloth encyclopaedia...
@PatrickRain0512 7 жыл бұрын
"The 2 things people like: Christmas and..." Me: Ho`s!
@samkellman 7 жыл бұрын
YOU BEEN IN THE BATHROOM A LONG TIME THERE GREG
@SelahSmith 7 жыл бұрын
they seemed so down and chill in this segment i loved it
@cheriethevalentine1838 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy's face when he says, "MURDER!"
@brandonbloom5398 7 жыл бұрын
Tariq was just trying to say firetruck but he got stage fright
@danichan913 7 жыл бұрын
I've read the Encyclopedia of Dish Clothes...because it's a book on how to make different dish clothes. It's actually really handy if you crochet.
@Drarack 7 жыл бұрын
so glad they didn't have him say firetruck. that one's old and overused
@melnatalks 7 жыл бұрын
I study at an art school and we have that origami book as a joke in our library 😂
@TheMaliceTree 7 жыл бұрын
*This segment and the Do Not Play are the funniest segments*
@muttgirltamichi 7 жыл бұрын
When I heard Ho-Ho Homicide, I thought it was about hookers. Apparently my mind was in the gutter.
@dinukajay 7 жыл бұрын
He should have said "Fffff...fffff..... firetruck"
@bluelambo5 6 жыл бұрын
Why?
@Efemral 6 жыл бұрын
He got stuck
@ChristianBoesch 4 жыл бұрын
Here’s the thing about saying “firetruck” It starts with “f” and it ends with “uck”.
@OzzyTheGiant 7 жыл бұрын
Toilet Paper Origami...... for when you are very constipated and bored out of your mind! Too bad there will be no more paper when you finish dumping :P
@denneraraujo_ 4 жыл бұрын
2:36 i just lose it when Jimmy does that voice
@SquareSquidStudios 7 жыл бұрын
I will be looking for that toilet paper origami book~
@mandywhittles 7 жыл бұрын
me too!
@sophie3 7 жыл бұрын
That some swankie fandangles youre gonna have 😂
@arejayseeottawa 7 жыл бұрын
Happy to see Jimmy Fallon back with the Tonight Show! Missed him during the Olympics!
@japjapara 7 жыл бұрын
Who else cringed when tarick was trying to say fuck?
@zoyten8279 7 жыл бұрын
i really want "toilet paper origami" its better than reading news paper in toilet
@TheXtech123 7 жыл бұрын
"It's got two things people like: Christmas and...murder" I really thought he was gonna say hoes lmao
@TheMarkMaster101 7 жыл бұрын
Murder and Christmas is just about every Doctor Who Christmas special ever...
@Desmondtututwo 7 жыл бұрын
I wonder if his finger will ever be back to normal
@LessThanThree76 7 жыл бұрын
I WANT MORE DRINKO AND KID THEATRE!!! 😍😍😍
@AndrewSalinass 7 жыл бұрын
Miss these two
@AJD47 7 жыл бұрын
as an avid crocheter I would love that dishcloth book.
@mariav9445 7 жыл бұрын
Welcome back!!🎉🎉🎉🎉
@claredunn757 Жыл бұрын
I had sent in Ho Ho Homicide! It was so long ago and they made it so funny!! Love watching these throwbacks!! Swanky Hanky, Omg!!
@djcowss 7 жыл бұрын
Do not read...do not reead.... *DO NOT REEEEAD THIS COMMENT*
@bigchungusddd8207 7 жыл бұрын
well this sucks
@kennethtrinh3701 7 жыл бұрын
too late
@bigchungusddd8207 7 жыл бұрын
Kenneth Trinh yeah I know :(
@djcowss 7 жыл бұрын
Please Don't read my comment
@kazymilla 7 жыл бұрын
its the same person
@carly11334 7 жыл бұрын
Fuuuuuuhhhh... fuuuuhhh.... fuuuuhhh... LOL😂
@carly11334 7 жыл бұрын
Why are my replies dissapearing? 3 people replied including +TheTonightShowWithJimmyFallon but none are showing.
@elliottbarth 7 жыл бұрын
Alan Rickman: Now I have a machine gun, Ho-ho-ho... You had a perfect chance to do a brilliant impression, Jimmy, and you didn't!
@abdullaal-naimi1662 7 жыл бұрын
a word that rhymes with duck starts with and f ends with ck is a firetruck
@hiitswizu5764 7 жыл бұрын
The voice Jimmy made was sooooo Quagmire xD
@cassidyS667 6 жыл бұрын
“Oh Fudge! (Only I didn’t say fudge)”
@jaydenfriesen 7 жыл бұрын
Please do another "EW" segment :D
@thedarkknight7626 7 жыл бұрын
No
@zepcrazyfre 7 жыл бұрын
I will buy all these books.
@southernoregoncatmom6519 7 жыл бұрын
Lol, Jimmy's face after showing the "murder" book!!!!!!!
@apatrick1297 7 жыл бұрын
There is a murder for every holiday by all the best and worst crime novelists
@diehardrvdfan22 6 жыл бұрын
"A Labor Day Murder" is my personal favorite.
@moonsuncat 7 жыл бұрын
That fact that I do like Christmas and murder mysteries XD
@johnburnside7828 3 жыл бұрын
There are a lot of "murder at Christmas" books. It's a popular theme.
@mistyferrell1600 5 жыл бұрын
The Dursley’s would love that first book
@danmansell8769 7 жыл бұрын
I love when they say they love something or someone.
@AydanM 7 жыл бұрын
WHO ELSE IS GONNA FOLD SOME FANDANGLES?
@marierechman5168 7 жыл бұрын
Omg I just realized that Jimmy looks SO much like Ted from How Met Your Mother 😱😱😱
@lldm8222 7 жыл бұрын
Mom: Oh Nina I should get that book about destroying your creativity! Haha Me: You don't need that. I already destroyed my creativity....and soul...
@edub9930 3 жыл бұрын
Black thought 🤣😂 legend says hes still trying to spit out the word to this day🤣😂😄
@Kangakool 7 жыл бұрын
As a crocheter I would totally read the encyclopedia of dishcloths.
@AlvnMakesMovies 7 жыл бұрын
that toilet paper origami is low-key gorgeous
@manilkasheran2934 5 жыл бұрын
this is only gonna make me wanna read these books!
@nefwaenre 6 жыл бұрын
Toilet Paper origami is actually pretty ingenious! Saw a pattern in a restaurant, gave a feedback on it. Manager mentioned the book. :)
@koltonrhodes5059 7 жыл бұрын
He was going to say fire truck
@spencercoots Жыл бұрын
They’re visiting some kind of pole!
@diogovieira1532 7 жыл бұрын
Fire truck Fareek, god damn it.
@bogdanstoian8377 6 жыл бұрын
2:35 Use the Spanky !!!
@stefan-anamericaninrussiaa6683 7 жыл бұрын
Damn, I was waiting for an "I hope it has a happy ending" comment for the "HO-HO" book..
@durodesduvo8424 7 жыл бұрын
I love this.
@fantomtuba 2 жыл бұрын
My landlords house cleaner leaves toilet paper folded into a flower on top of the roll.
@mrztaylorlautner4evr 4 жыл бұрын
The Encyclopedia of Dishcloths is a book with crochet patterns inside. It's not a book you just sit and read lol
@FallenRaven 7 жыл бұрын
I thought he was going to say "f.....iretruck. A firetruck".
@sirnate9065 7 жыл бұрын
0:32 clearly a "what not to do" for parents
@mooksterz 7 жыл бұрын
a friend of mine actually rented that toilet paper origami book from the library and went around making toilet paper fans in the bathrooms of the house we were house sitting at just to mess with the people. Lol
@lyndsaybrown8471 Жыл бұрын
Oh, come on, pluck was right there!
@nameless7838 7 жыл бұрын
Ho Ho Homicide. i guess in that book we finally find out which reindeer ran over Grandma when she walked home from our house Christmas Eve.
@brandonle4631 7 жыл бұрын
I work at a hotel and my housekeeping manager actually had the TP origami book lol
@bogdanstoian8377 6 жыл бұрын
1:35 Jimmy Fallon adimts he never got to finish.
@hendrienhanekom7627 7 жыл бұрын
1:28 He should of said "Visiting the south pole"... wink wink
@zacharysiple629 3 жыл бұрын
0:59 Some say Die Hard is a Christmas movie, so...
@HouseMDaddict 7 жыл бұрын
Tariq was trying to say fire truck right?
@matthewbrady2440 7 жыл бұрын
I've actually read "Ten Ways to Destroy your Child's Imagination" for class. He totally took that out of context.
@tonywrestles2 7 жыл бұрын
I will point out that one of Agatha Christie's more popular mysteries was originally titled "Murder for Christmas".
@punitaiyengar6988 4 жыл бұрын
Ho-Ho-Homicide sounds awesome! 😝
@hmwoof6272 4 жыл бұрын
Hmmm... the toilet paper origami is actually pretty cool. I mean it would impress a special vip guest like queen Elizabeth if she would accept the invitation.
@Aaaaaaaaaaaaa558 7 жыл бұрын
They left him to dry!! Haha
@kinaz5622 7 жыл бұрын
firetruck!
@OnYxLeGenDtv 7 жыл бұрын
He must've been thinking of the word firetruck
@ryanstepp7776 7 жыл бұрын
No he was thinking fuck
@lucasreid5997 7 жыл бұрын
Hey there !! dish actually looks strongl~ sickchallenge .
@dreembarge 5 жыл бұрын
Ho-Ho Homicide: death by tasty snack cake.
@joshellis1992 7 жыл бұрын
Firetruck duh, what was everyone else thinking.
@tayara336 7 жыл бұрын
1:35 don't cry. _craft_
@lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 жыл бұрын
1:48 Well, that’s an intriguing way to kill time in these dark days. Tip: don’t use up the whole roll ...
@neonbanana26 7 жыл бұрын
don't judge a book by its cover... xD
@Cwmbran1984 4 жыл бұрын
It’s got two things everyone likes.......Christmas & Murder 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@southernoregoncatmom6519 7 жыл бұрын
Jimmy's poor finger still looks gnarly!!!!!!!
@savannahthum7695 6 жыл бұрын
my math teacher made an announcement to the class a couple of years ago. " some people have been saying a word that rhymes with duck, and it's not the really bad one" suck somone said somthing sucked
@gokulnair 4 жыл бұрын
Toilet paper origami is the best form of entertainment during Coronavirus.
@tinatinaxP 6 жыл бұрын
I have the 'rhymes with duck' book...
@GrumpyTy34er 7 жыл бұрын
He was saying "Firetruck" right?
@leela6947 7 жыл бұрын
I'm DEFINITELY getting that toilet paper origami book... Fuck yeah! Haven't you ever been bored while taking a shit... and just wondered how to relieve that boredom? TOILET PAPER ORIGAMI
@nekoshay5372 7 жыл бұрын
I actually flipped through that toilet paper origami book at a library once
@kelseycoca 7 жыл бұрын
he didn't get to the happy ending of ho ho homicide??
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