Getting ready to get paralysed

You can use me as a "Ima have nightmares💀" button

hey, HEY listen to me this video can’t hurt you. this video is not real. the number of paralyzed people are not real. you will not be hurt. you will not be haunted. you will not be affected in anyway. you will be okay. ❤ if your scared of the monster: look! it looks like a lemon lmao it looks like it would be meme it looks like it would be a child’s drawing IF UR SCARED WHEN GOING TO THE BATHROOM IMAGINE IT TWERKING WITH A NIKI MANAJ SONG IN THE BACKGROUND (ngl i need to take my own advice cuz im watching this at night but luckily i deal with sleep paralysis everyday so i got used to it 😭😭) edit: awh ! im glad i made yall feel safe

Fun fact, your pink lighting will actually help us subconsciously stay calm. It's not far off from the colour known as "drunk tank pink", a colour which causes a feeling of calm and reduces strength and violent tendencies in people. It got its name because the colour was used to paint drunk tanks to reduce fights among the drunk and disorderly.

Just so people know and feel comfortable, this is just a fun horror video made for entertainment. It’s supposed to be scary and unsettle you, but it cannot actually harm you. It just wants to make you feel like it can. It’s like a horror movie, it does its best to startle you. Don’t feel like you have to watch it if you’re uncomfortable, but also don’t be afraid if you have watched it. It’s a KZfaq video, and if it were dangerous it wouldn’t be so readily available. Also, if you want to feel better about it know there’s whole groups of people who simp for the monster and make funny edits of it, and nothing bad has ever happened to them. It’s a monster made in photoshop and it’s scary voice is someone with a voice filter played backwards. No one had actually been paralyzed, and you won’t be either. It’s a number that was made up for the story of the video. Approach it not from the angle that it’s really dangerous, but from the perspective of someone enjoying a scary story. The creator of it is a really talented 17 year old horror artist who makes a lot of similar unsettling monster stories, none of which are real. Addition: To anyone still concerned I can assure you I just woke up from going to bed in my pitch black room for the night. My door never opened and I never saw any monster. The only interruption to my sleep was my cat jumping on the bed, and I was mobile enough to pet him while half asleep. I’m not paralyzed, haunted, hurt, or otherwise and I watched the video multiple times without any of the precautions. Everything in it is just a spooky spectacle. You’ll be fine :)

If Lauren was unparalysed enough to post this, I think I'll be safe.

Lauren, the “baby” that was in the shower was the persons baby. The baby says, “ why did you leave me here?” From what I’m seeing, the baby had been left in the shower to drown. And when the baby says, “ I know you heard me.” That means the baby was crying for help when it drowned in the bath. And the quote saying, “ it was all your fault.” Meant that the parent was distracted from the baby while it was drowning. So technically the baby drowned and that is why that video was considered a video of guilt. You’re welcome for the advice! You’re my fav KZfaqr!🥖🥖❤️❤️❤️💅💅

6:14 me: ok I’m ready to watch this I’m scared…… *PEPSI AD STARTS PLAYING OUT OF NO WHERE*

To be honest, it's actually so scary that Laurens face haven't changed a bit during the past "few" years she has been in this platform 😭

Only real Laurenzside fans can like this 💜 Edit : tysm for all the likes This is a cool birthday present

Editor Emily was not paralyzed enough to not edit this vid. WE STAND LAURENZSIDE!!!!!!❤

3:01 on this time, there was a red text that said “I can’t see this paper. I have no hand. I can hear the laughter of thousands. I can hear the feast. I cannot move nor do I want to.” I wish Lauren caught that.😭

“If someone tells me not to do something, I’ll do it” -Lauren, 2024

"It left 509 people paralyzed." **CHECKS THE COMMENTS IMMEDIATELY**

Imagine if you watched this on the toilet and got paralyzed while taking a dump

16:05 THANK YOU QUEEN😍😍

Lauren makes horror seem like children’s shows when she reacts to them

That reversed message is so preppy and heartwarming,i will memorize it

6:19 Garfield is that you 20:35 My bro das knito pet

Analog horrors are really cool. I hope you do more of this genre of horror.

if you guys are wondering what the red text at 3:01 was.. its reads "i cant see this paper. i have no hand. i can hear the laughther of thousands. i can hear the feast. i cannot move nor do i want to" scary..

That red face really be looking like me in the morning lol

12:12 since when did (my own personal experience with) OCD become an effective element for analog horror? i mean if it scares the viewers i guess it's a win for me

I could see you doing more analogue horror like this. there are a couple of youtube channels that display themselves like old-fashioned news channels, but the content is very unsettling. You'd definitely have some reactions 😂

MY MOTHER JUST TEXTED ME "its here" AND I ALMOST CRIED-

so for anyone who dosnt know, this is analoge horror, if you like this video it is a whole thing and there are so many videos and all the videos are FILLEDDD with hidden things usualy like websites with clues and a bunch of stuff its really cool.

At 17:32 when the thing broke the glass I legit got chills 😰

i’d never expect lauren to review my favorite analog horror

Lauren needs to get a plaque or a painting that says “DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO, if you tell me to not do something… I WILL”

Yes, trees landing on power lines can cause massive multi-state blackout, especially in small states, if the branches land on something like a substation

14:59 This might have put me in a giggle fit. Lauren, you're perfect, there's a reason I watch you react to these videos, thank you for making me laugh

OH MY GOODNESS I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST PERSON ALIVE WHEN I GOT AN AD BEFORE HE WAS SPEAKING

Seems like someone had a horrible sleep paralysis experience and tried to make a creepy pasta out of it

This is going to haunt me. Thanks Lauren!

ATTENTION!! this video is just a fake horror vid. it cant hurt you. it wont paralyze you. you may get nightmares but you will not be hurt or paralyzed. if you dont feel safe watching this you can click away if you want to. no one can stop you, you dont have to watch the video, you can watch the video if you want to. if you read this long, I hope youre safe.

bro took this to a new level cuz my legs aint movin

Is it concerning that the feeling that these videos give me are nostalgic and comforting because I used to feel that all the time when I was a kid. I still remember sitting in my bed and staring at the dark corner of my room with that feeling deep inside of me. The feeling also makes me remember sitting in the staircase, staring at my parents sitting on the couch and watching a movie. Now that might not sound scary, but at the moment I remember I had a lot of scary and terrifying experiences going on and nobody believed me (mind you I was like 6-8). Plus, I had a lot of nightmares that left me traumatized and scarred. Anyways, nice vid! I'm subbing!

I have a game for you to play Lauren ! It’s called , OMORI . It’s a fun game where at first it seems bright but more you play you realize it’s really dark ! It’s really fun and you get to do boss battles , play games with your friends , Mari , Hero , Kel , and Basil . You can switch from Sunny to Omori . Have fun Lauren I love you !!

15:35 kinda freaked me out♥

14:48 not the thing throwing gang signs 😂

I needed something to watch! Thanks Lauren!!!

I literally was like “I’l be fine”, and still tried to get together as many things to make sure I wouldn’t be paralysed as possible 😭 I get so scared so easily bro

22:44 pov: Lauren trying to stay sane😂

LAUREN YOU CANT KEEP SCARING US LIKE THIS

So glad I still have my blue light glasses :3 Also if anyone has bad anxiety and struggles with this because your brain tricks you into seeing it like mine does, just repeat in your mind, “I don’t allow you hear. You aren’t taking me over. Please leave me alone.” And stuff like that. You can’t allow it to get the best of you Edit at 11:13- I’m having an anxiety attack and I can’t sleep. I’ve been crying

Lauren should make merch with her usual mr burns pose with the caption "Don't tell me what to do if you tell me not to i will do it" or something similar

I ❤ doctor nowhere!!!! I watch all of his videos at like midnight it makes his videos better when you do that :) and whenever there is a new one.... I WATCH IT >:)

What is PHEN-228 hair care routine? His hair looks amazing!

I'm sorry, but I could not stop laughing when Phen 228 apeared on the screen😭

8:17 OHIO 18:12 nah Ima have my beauty sleep! 20:48 but dad im a material gorl!!! 20:52 Laurens face got me dead 21:28 ye at one eight or smth in the morning 21:41 21:56 MY HAND IS FAKE!?!?!??!?!?!??!??!!!??!?!?!?! 22:00 why u in my bathroom weirdo 22:00 POV roblox slenders 22:21 bye have a great time 22:30 bro u aint a baby get outta there! 22:30 I CAN HEAR U BUT I WONT 22:58 THAT LAUGH GOT ME DYINGGG i worked hard on this pls like

Lauren we love you for doing this

when you listened to the reversed voice from the first part and it revealed what it said, I almost cried. It sounds like a forever friend watching over you but it's not really a friend.

Me: *tries to get into the most comfortable position to be paralysed in* 👁️👄 👁️ 💅”. 😂😂😂 Edit: TYSM THIS IS THE MOST LIKES IVE EVER HAD ON A COMMENT 😁

Oh my, this makes me feel weird since the start 💀

Why is that thing built like an awkward giraffe tho- 😭😭

My PC froze as the creepy dude thing were slamming on the glass. I immediately turned my screen off and force shut-down my PC. I've never been so scared in my life TAT

14:45 bro the arm just said: U SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECO-

Why is Emily so funny like 'I'll send you my hospital bills.' and 'That was ur first mistake.'

Watching this with Lauren instead of the original cuz Lauren makes me feel safe 😋

RIGHT WHEN THE FACE WAS GOING TO APPEAR I GOT A SQUISHY AD AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE MOSNTER

Lauren I used a site to write you a song about bread here it is: **Bread-tastic Adventure** (Verse 1) I woke up this morning, feeling kinda hungry But when I saw that loaf of bread, my mood turned sunny Toasted, buttered, or maybe just plain Bread is never boring, it's always my main (Chorus) Bread, bread, glorious bread It's what I want, it's what I need Soft and warm, a delight to taste Bread, bread, won't let it go to waste (Verse 2) From baguettes to bagels, I'll try them all My love for bread will never stall In the morning or late at night Bread is the one that feels just right (Chorus) Bread, bread, glorious bread It's what I want, it's what I need Soft and warm, a delight to taste Bread, bread, won't let it go to waste (Bridge) Some may say it's just a carb But to me, it's a piece of art Whether it's whole wheat or white Bread will always be my tasty delight (Chorus) Bread, bread, glorious bread It's what I want, it's what I need Soft and warm, a delight to taste Bread, bread, won't let it go to waste (Outro) So let's raise a toast to this simple pleasure Bread brings us together, that I'll always treasure In a world full of options, bread stands tall Bread-tastic adventure, forever my call

my ocd wanting it to be 510 instead of 509 is literally killing me

Yay new video to watch also just became a member!

I’m so glad Editor Emily is still working with Lauren after all these years❤

please tell me i wasnt the only person who coincidentally had a bible, paper, pecil, headphones and blue lightglasses beside me from the night before

I loved that i watched this! 😂 i have anxiety and remember stuff afterdwards, I was scared at first until i saw comments that calmed me down and Leauren was just making it safe to watch and now i feel safe tysm everyone and Lauren ❤

20:20 what is kinito on😭

Me and my friend watched this video a couple weeks ago and we were de coding it and like pausing on the little red texts to see what they say and there was a red text on the Morse code part, and my friend paused on that part and put it into a morse code translator and it was really fun to de code it! Also for the part where the boiled one speaks I reversed it and it said something about “you sleeping and the darkness not seeing it but you can see it and it can see you” and something about the “trumpets playing their happy sounds” it was realllly weird, but fun!!

Lauren you should play this game called "OMORI" for your cute but creepy series! (ALSO LOVE YOUR VIDEOS)

6:45 minutes in… that’s enough internet for today 😃

Every scary game or video she post gives me nightmares but I love her reactions so thank you Lauren for the trauma and entertainment ❤❤❤

17:55 help why is this a banger song

"view from at least 3 feet away" me watching on VR: 😅

It got more unhinged and terrifying as soon as i kept watching (i feel like crying now lmao)

WHEN I SAW THE THINGS LOOK AND VOICE I EXITED THE VIDEO IMMEDIATELY

lauren risking of becoming paralysed for us is crazy lol

Man Lauren has changed so much over time (in the good way) I’ve been here since 2019 and she’s amazing and especially like a horror fan myself it’s amazing to find the perfect channel that has a mixture of things and she help me show my true self and not hide it (unless it’s my dads side of the family 😂😅)❤

15:02 I had to stop the video. When he was talking, I was a bit uncomfortable that I could understand him, and it felt like he was trying to speak through me (if that makes sense...). I started shushing myself and covering my screen. I looked around the room, paranoid. 👀 16:34 It looks like my door just opened.

Right before the segment played, an ad popped up, and it scared the bujezuz out of me. I also love your videos.

0:20 everybody? Who’s everybody! Not me 😂

The only time ads actually help

6:18 I was laughing

why does this remind me of the my little pony horror analogs on youtube and tiktok.

22:35 The baby is so cute, Lauren!

this is what its supposed to say: The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctors eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you ok in case yall are scared imagine it on a chandelier in a shrek outfit and singing 'OH DONKE WHEN YOU TULK LIKE DAAAAAAAAA YOU MAY A OGER GO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Maybe he's just a nice guy that wants to watch us sleep to make sure we don't get hurt at night. What a nice guy 😊

20:49 I’m sorry but the way it says “there is nothing following you” yeah like I would trust you 😭

Never have I EVER thought I would see Lauren react to Doctor Nowhere, this is absolutely amazing

i’m surprised lauren watched such a dark analog horror, but i guess it’s not as dark as greylock for example..

I've been watching you for a rlly long time, and i wanna become a member but i cant but i'll always watch you :)

The fact over 10 thousand people watched this in the span of 25 minutes after posting, imagine how many paralyzed people there would be in 9 hours if we were actually paralyzed💀💀💀

MatPat and Lauren are carrying my horror experience lol

“I’m sending you my hospital bills” got me rolling

dude this is so aesthetic

Time to do a protection spell before I go to bed!

Got my earplugs in, to play along, but honestly might be a new way to approach horror, because it feels a little safer

The screams of thousands is a reference to the bit of psalm 91 where it says: "A thousand may fall at your side, And ten thousand at your right hand; But it shall not come near you. Only with your eyes shall you look, And see the reward of the wicked." Which is cool Edit: It's referenced again when phen 228 says the laughter of thousands Job's family called for an exorcist, and that is in the previous paragraph (in 91), so I think it's important somehow "Surely He shall deliver you from the snare of the [a]fowler And from the perilous pestilence. He shall cover you with His feathers, And under His wings you shall take refuge;" Angel number 228: Serving your soul mission and purpose, creative expression, manifesting abundance through creativity, as well as teamwork, karma, and harmony Angel number 813: Spiritual awakening and transformation. It is believed that this number symbolises the abundance and prosperity that you will receive through faith and devotion to your spiritual path Perhaps something weird happened to the guy in the documentary? 15:58 "Cause a manifestation of my being in the future" I think this might be a reference to one of the angel numbers above, as they both talk about transformation and manifesting, and since this references the bible a lot, it probably isn't just an insignificant number. Trumpets are used to symbolise a warning, so hearing them before they go to sleep could be symbolic of something, like Maybe the guy got turned into phen 228

Me:i dont have a sheet of paper!oh wait...notebook!

Under 1 hour gang 👇🏻

I didn't expect that to genuinely paralyze me aside from my face and I only started moving again once I heard my mom walk in. Almost like I just woke up and it was actually creepy 😅