3 hour old pinned comment on a 10 month old video? I guess you could say this TELEported into my recommended

So the dogs dont teleport they just turn invisible technically??

Why do none of the other souls dogs teleport?

Thank you for your scientific research.

Zullie made a new video specifically about dogs. It's not nearly as entertaining as this, though, so this is still my favorite video.

Lmao

Wanted time, they should get back to annoying you by being in 5 packs

I mean, according to the lore, Light is connected with Time. And Light is associated with Miracles. Ergo, Time Travel = the only viable miracle build.

How can you practice which does not exist?

There's no such thing as a viable miracle build

Pregnant Maggot Dog, Prepare to Cry wen?

Vaati!

Hey Vaati?

WE NEED TO KNOW

Oh hey loremast maatie movie!

thanks inferno very cool

Heh only 2 likes and 2 comments

Hey dude, love your vids man

The dogs of wisdom

are you still breaking halo?

Take my like and get out of here with that tf2 refrence.

*ANGRY GERMAN NOISES*

*WHERE? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!*

The game stop employee watching dogs appear outta nowhere for 3 days: *?????*

rip

Bring back Welsh miracle lady! 😍

can someone explain the meme of miracle builds being useless even tho ive been 1 shot by them?

@@queenofdarkness3341 at low levels and even at mid-level build, the damage output is very disappointing cuz the best require 25 and up. It may not seem like a lot, but the stats u need to put into weapons (40 on strength and dex for a quality) leaves very little for passive stats like vigor, vitality, endurance, and atunement that make or break a build

@@xavier_arai yeah but thats the point is that it takes dedication im aware it leaves you limited elsewhere but hybrid builds do exist and also the fact they can one shot to begin with is insanity, its NORMAL for mages in games to be a glass cannon thats just how they are designed and its no exception here but as i mentioned its still very much possible to be a hybrid

@@queenofdarkness3341 I see your point, don't get me wrong, but think about the lightning bolts that u cast. All of them have a dignified animation that is well telographed with lightning arrow being the one to throw u off guard. Otherwise its all heals and buffs that leave u extremely open for backstabs. Dark miracles such as gnaw are an interesting case, dead again is a trap, and the rest are buffs. If I'm sounding cynical, I'm not trying to be. It's that builds are mainly asked for pvp rather than pve. I believe the true reason (now that I've given it some thought) is that he promised one a long time ago and never made it. The jokes been out a long time, so I don't know if he did it and the joke continued, or if he just didn't and now lets it be the meme it is today

Love the creativity of for videos man. Thank you for brighten up my day :)

Glad to see you again old man

Nah they teleport to harass speedrunners

I found out that when things are offscreen, even if behind you or really far, their animations dont load properly. (Tested on xbox with the silver knights of anor londo and slugs near the old wolf bonfire stairs)

I swear spear silver knights can teleport too in anor londo staircase

Yes

Yes shez you did

Yes Shez your are a good boy

Lets gooo

ok

deepest lore

Ohhhhh

I guess the only place they feel at home is on top of fresh prey.

*dog teleports* cum wizard in archives: "a surprise to be sure but a welcome one"

How

even logan himself wouldn't discover why dogs teleport

SPEEEEEEEEEED

your mother

a what?

You should be ashamed of yourself

Woof. :(

very enjoyable joke mr Freedom Fixers

Wow, what a big dick "it's not a bug, it's a feature" move. I love Miyazaki so much

It'd be cool if dogs weren't already pretty annoying in game.

Bugs fixed = *MIYAZAKIS VISION RUINED*

Sounds like cope lol. When ds2 does this its bad game design apparently

I love when devs keep there game wonky in a fun way

I found this out while farming them for dmb

In which part? I don't remember stairs and 2 silver knights at once from that place

Stairs? Or buttresses?

@@mrrithexthesilent6385 Dark souls 3 the stairs with the bonfire before aldrich with the big spinning elevator outside the cathedral

@@trempton4106 Oh I thought they were talking about DS Remastered lol nvm

This is actually one of my favorite lines of dialogue in the game lol Orbeck's a cool dude

@@zegreatpumpkinani9161 Fr he don’t get enough love 🥺

Is this an harry potter joke? Because it could very well be lol

@@ginjadingo2941 Orbeck is my favorite character in dark souls 3

@@lenkagamine4145 respectable, though my favorite is personally Greirat or maybe Sirris

You can also make them go flying over your head and kill themselves with fall damage by looking away from them when they do their forward lunge attack on the stairs.

Im amazed how nobody is talking about that line

Mine not But when I do stuff in the kitchen

Who?

I'm just gonna nod proudly at you, my friend, I appreciate you and your comment

Which one?

Preganate

whos that

That was my assumption. I can totally see them putting it on the one early game enemy where you run into it, immediately regret the decision, and turn to flee but get eaten 5 minutes into the level.

@@8Kazuja8 There's a video by Zullie the Witch that shows the dogs "teleporting". Limit was correct to a degree. The game has something called occlusion culling, where animations and enemy positions are simplified to a higb degree when out of camera view, so when the dogs "teleport" it's because they went out of omission mode.

@@8Kazuja8 There's a video by Zullie the Witch that shows the dogs "teleporting". Limit was correct to a degree. The game has something called occlusion culling, where animations and enemy positions are simplified to a higb degree when out of camera view, so when the dogs "teleport" it's because they went out of omission mode.

Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan.

Gives me conniptions

And on the PS4 Pro as well, it seems, because my frames on Bloodborne and even DS3 keep spacing out.

Dude I see you commenting literally everywhere we can't keep meeting like this

I ALREADY TOUCHED YOU

He mentioned in another video He wants 1 000 000 Patreon Dollars to make it.

Nothing personnel, kiddo

It's a dog with a bloated stomach. Who knows what it was meant to be. It only shows up once in the entire game.

@@xxfalconarasxx5659 Aye, fair enough. FS is fucked up anyway.

I mean, it is also the only dog that vomits poisoning worms. I've never noticed this dog's belly before, but I think it is just a maggot infestation, not pregnancy. We're not even sure an undead monstrocity could get pregnant. But... This is Dark Souls, after all. 👍

Same, I assumed those two were a breeding pair.

@@walbergverissimo2815 what?? You can cure the dog??

I hate you and you owe me a new dog.

NO

DaRk SoUlS immortal cumfirmed?

“TO LOTHRIC’S ANNUAL DOG SHOW! Bring out the dogs and lets see what they can do!”

Would have been better than Dark Souls 3 because anything is better than this game with shitty lore, the only thing that half saves this game is the PVP.

@@FriendlyArchpriest do not exagerate

Don't google it. It's NNN.

Bramblehart It’s 25% done buddy, keep going strong!

hi lautrec

The other tenth will be winter lanterns

apparently they got dogs that did accidental megadamage through zero cooldown until patched.

Revenants kinda fit the bill

Dog of Wisdom broke me.

You gotta plan to find that sauce Dutch?

@@griffithdidnothingwrong77 yes and no

Does it involve a train?

@Thort thank you but i left that life

@Thort its good no sauce

Pregnant with rabies

I actually have the same theory. Engorged stomach, mate nearby, a cave would be good real estate, and planted right on top if a "couple" from Carim. Just made sense to me.

ive saw a thread about it, its not pregnant, apparently its an hernia or something?

Ouch

By me.

Went out to get cigarettes and milk, that was 20 years ago

I'm not coming back

BEAR SEEK SEEK LEST

And Minecraft dogs eat rotten flesh, Some say time is convoluted in Minecraft

@@BlackVogel1 see: cursed

nerd

@@majimapyro370 virgin

@Robert Allen Moore III 3:10 is occlusion culling. 3:46 is frustum culling.

how are those different? because it sounds like you are saying the same thing twice

@@GhostGirlBlues Imagine yourself standing in front of a small garden in your backyard, you're looking at some flowers. Since you are looking directly at them (ie. they are in your field of vision (FOV)), they are 'rendered'. Now, imagine yourself turning around so you can no longer see them. Since they are not in your field of vision, they are no longer 'rendered'. Both occlusion culling and frustum culling do this. They are the same in this scenario. Now, imagine yourself turning back towards the flowers, only this time, you place a sheet of paper in front of your eyes. Now, you are still looking towards the flowers, but you can't really see them since they are obstructed by something. This is where frustum culling and occlusion culling are different. Frustum culling will 'render' those flowers no matter if you see them or not, as long as you are looking towards them. Occlusion culling will not. Occlusion culling will know something is obstructing the view of the flowers, thus it won't spend any processing power rendering them. There are some nice examples in the video also. 3:10 is for occlusion culling, 3:46 is a decent idea of frustum culling.

Nigga thought he getting lies with that comment🥶🔥⁉️⁉️💀💀

They yeet themselves too hard

I was gonna ask this too

The game isn't tracking their movement and position accurately when you aren't looking at this, this causes them to go flying ahead of you then fall to the ground since the game then kicks in and goes 'No, you shouldn't be flying at 300 km/h, the player can see you.'

Possibly. Could also be so that they don't get stuck in the ground by spawning right on it

The furtive dogs, so easily forgotten.

"That's a good wisdom" *rates with soapstone*

it isnt

@@blueberry1874 i didn't ask u

@@xCarnage819 you aaked everyone by making a comment

@@praisemidir hmmm But i don't trust u

I think you can

Non-rendered objects sometimes act funny, because not only do they skimp out on the render to save resources, they also skimp on physics and interactions, the dog may very well just be no-clipping when we can't see him, and is only subject to the laws of physics when the camera finally realizes its supposed to be doing its job.