AAPLEASE admit me to your clinic Dr Funkytavia Beat

seriously, am i the only who thinks this could be sang in a broadway musical?

Doctor Funk Beat sounds like some kind of drug dealer. Sign me up!

miss oktavia has single-handedly cured me of all physical and mental ailments...anxiety? cancelled! stuffy nose? cleared up! depression? whom?!?!? . . . . actually tho this was incredible as always slay it mommy

My phone is freaking out on me so I accidentally pressed the remove button instead of 'reply'. Just wanted to say if you don't see your comment that is why! ;;

HOW DO YOU SING SO FAST AND IT STILL SOUNDS SO CLEAR FNSJCNSCJENGDS

I know I'm late but the fact you chose to make 2:48 a high note pleases me to no end

*Doctor=Funk Beat lyrics* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You want happiness? Be my guest! Those of you still feelin’ Daown, left in a fruitless pursuit, best come on now ‘Cause if the West mess. left your hands, then in your next life you’ll get a chance But if Xi’s trapped in a cage, then I’m afraid that it’s too late My diagnosis is psychosis from bird-less bluephoria Paranoid, where’s the choice? In withdrawal? Call! You want happiness and quick? Got it! Magic? Not magic! Y’see, my protocol is all medical! Take the ticker, and cadaver, safe on the stretcher, find your place! Another call? (Yes, my doctor!) A medi-call? (Yes, my doctor!) Impressed, and yet the best is next! Witness finesse of a great genius! (GET ON!) Doctor = Funk Beat! Lead me, I’m ready! Sir Actor, are you sure it hurts? ‘Cause it’s your conscience that you swore was sore! Doctor = Funk Beat! Now how are we, lady? Don’t have to tell me, I’m aware that the world isn’t fair One vaccine and you’ll be Happy! Happy! You want happiness? Be my guest! If you can clutch the golden touch, the fingertips of Midas, To unhappiness, it becomes medicine (DUMB DOWN!) The universe, in small terms, is overrun by depression I wonder if they’ll slumber, all the hypocrites alongside it! Love? Near love! Just one chemical more, then the lab door! Take the ticker, and cadaver, safe on the stretcher, find your place! You feelin’ the joy? (Yes, my doctor!) Feel it in your joynts? (Yes, my doctor!) Expect the rest to stress and guess, worthless, except for the Great! Great! Great genius! (GET ON!) Doctor = Funk Beat! Round spree, I’m ready! Well I hate to say this miss, but it won’t mend. The problem is your brainless head! Doctor, help me! Sicklings are rowdy If you feel the euphoria isn’t quite enough, then Bum from someone to be Happy! Happy! Next number, it’s now your turn! Magic? Not magic! (Magic? Not magic!) Rèliè huānyíng? Nǎinai de! (Rèliè huānyíng? Nǎinai de!) Another call? (Yes, my doctor!) A medi-call? (Yes, my doctor!) Careless? Upset? No sweat! I bet you’ll get all set when sent and left beside a Great! Great! Great! Great! Great genius! (GET ON!) Doctor = Funk Beat! See, I had a dream Every single soul was smiling, what a lying, only dying deluSHOW! I’d say that realm is also called hell, but never mind that Let’s get on track, what was it that you asked? Oh right! “Where’s cloud nine?” Well, somewhere with a fee! Come on, it’s your time, the next in line, please don’t be shy, let me put you at ease! Oh trapped princess Lidya, it’s your turn to come! Hold on a second… Oh my! I let it slip from my mind! Nǐ hǎo! Look now! There’s your happiness, so come and get it! If you want to show your thanks, make sure to appreciate The clever Doctor = Funk Beat! Great genius! (Great genius!) You want happiness? Be my guest!

AHHHHHHHH OKTAVIA MY GOD MY EARS HAVE OBTAINED TRUE HAPPINESS

I physically jumped for joy and slammed my body against a wall seeing this show up thank you Lord

The Vocaloid fandom seems to be having a lot of drama/negativity lately (and internet/fandom in general too...) which is sad, since for me it's always been a source of joy. Your well-being should take top priority, but I'm very grateful for your contributions to this community, you're so incredibly talented.

hail to Oktavia von Seckendorff ;_;

This girls voice sounds like the color of gold. I don’t know how else to describe it.

This is incredible. You're incredible

Where's Waldo: insane doctor edition! In the picture, can you find: A red eyed snake? (easy) A big spine? (easy) Test tubes? (easy-medium) A small sloth monkey thing? (easy-medium) A siren/megaphone-looking speaker thing? (medium) A tiny drawn duck? (medium) Small animal skulls hanging on a string (medium) Planks boarding up a doorframe? (medium) Two gas masks? (medium-hard) A present? (medium-hard) A frog in a cupboard? (medium-hard) A gecko lizard boy? (hard)

今この瞬間まで見付けられなかった事をこの上なく後悔してる それぐらいサイコー

At first, I wasn't a huge fan of this song- -Twenty replays later is a whole different story (Amazing cover BTW, Your voice is flawless)

I don't think my obsession for this song will ever end like every few months I just keep coming back to this specific version for the powerful vocals

i'M PRETTY SURE I'D DIE IF YOU LEFT SO PLEASE DONT YOU'RE MY FAVORITE KZfaq SINGER LIKE EVER

This beat is funky indeed and you rocked it!

I keep hearing doctor fuck me whenever this shows up on a mix.

HOW DID I MISS THIS Alright Medi-call wins best pun 2017

Please don't stress yourself. If you still need to relax from everything that happened a few weeks ago then relax, remember that! We can wait for you! Amazing cover as always, by the way!

Oh shit the last chorus gave me goosebumps

Bro I literally recently found out about your channel from you brain revolution girl cover and I already thought you were a goddess like a second in and then I remembered this song today and found this. Keep up the good work and you made my day.

OMG YASS GREAT COVER!!!

this is heckin rad

The way you can catch up to the beat is insane

WIG: completely snatched great job!!!!

Oktavia = Great genius

I MUST hear Fraulien=Biblioteca in your voice.

THOSE LYRIC PUNS MAKE ME SO HAPPY HECK YEAH DOKUTAH FUNK BEAT

カッコイイ…！！ 英語分からんから英訳がどのくらいすごいのかは分からないけど、 リズムあっててカッコよく歌ってて英語でってかっこいい要素しかなかった…！

I’m super late, but I think this song is trying to say that happiness doesn’t come for free, even if it’s easy to get, like how we can cure sicknesses time after time, but the medicine to heal it isn’t free.

This is incredible oh my god

GOD THIS IS SUCH A FUCKING BOP

This is a great cover, I really like your lower range.

UM THIS IS AMAZING I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR AN ENGLISH COVER FOREVER AND YOU DID NOT DISAPPOINT

Wow, you killed this cover; its amazing! Thanks so much for this amazing cover and I hope you're doing well!!

YES!!!!! MISS OKTAVIA HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!!!! \o/ \o/ \o/ amazing cover as always!! you're one of the most skilled in the youtaite community imo, and i'm super super glad you've decided not to quit ;o; even if you try to leave, vocahell will drag you back by the ankles............

I guess you are tired of hearing but I want to say that you have a wonderful voice. I love your voice. Also I love this cover so much.

Ahhhhhh for the passed hour I have had this on repeat ahah. I absolutely adore it. 😍

Getting an appendectomy never sounded this heavenly

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COVER THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THANK YOU FOR STICKING WITH US!!!!!!!! DO YOU THINK YOU COULD DO ANY MORE FROM THIS SERIES/PRODUCER? IT'S GREAT EITHER WAY

This song sounds like it's about a doctor selling medical cannabis under the table to people who for whatever reason couldn't go to a psychiatrist to get a prescription.

*Tap dancing intensifies*

i love how all the thumbnails look next to each other also I love this song so much I've been listening to it on repeat almost the whole day

FUCKIN SICKK!!!!!!! I adore this, I've never heard this song before so thank you for introducing me to it! You do very well at singing fast, your voice is clear and the lyrics flow really well nghfhghhh I love love love this I'm probably going to have it on repeat for at least a month

I love it so much ... Fuck you're ear candy Oktavia, and also a challenge because I try to learn every lyrics and to sing them, and it's hard because it's fast and i'm not native english, I love it ! Thanks for sharing your art on youtube !

Jesus! This cover is soooooo good! It's up to tempo, the lyrics are great, and it's super fast. I love it. I love it. I love it.

When you just came out of a psychotic Episode and you find this song . AAAAHHHHHH but good song good singing xd

All kaito wants to do is help

AAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU'RE SO GOOD AT THIS SUPER FAST SONG AND I'M JUST FREAKING OUT THAT SOMEONE MADE A COVER OF A NYANYANYA SONG AND I LOVE YOU OKTAVIA OKAY??? You also handled the Chinese part really well. The only thing you missed were the tones, which I don't blame you for, because those things are the hardest part of Chinese to get right. Excluding reading the symbols right.

It's INSANE how you're able to spit out so many words so clearly! This was a great cover

I'M CRYING YOU'RE SO PERFECT ILY also hope you feel better soon, oktavia!!

I absolutely love your covers so much ;; I already showed all your covers to all my friends, i hope you feel better and keep up the good work!

I love how this channel makes me discover wonderful songs and I'm amazed of the effort you put in each songs you make. The song, the effects, the artwork everything is awesome !

I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD I LOVE WHEN OKTAVIA UPLOADS A NEW VIDEO

Oh, man. I'm REALLY glad you're back, I absolutely ADORE your covers! Thank you for making my day that much better!

かっこいい……

The Doctor will see you now, the always eccentric, insane, and definitely genius Dr. Funkbeat.

This song is amazing, your lyrics are amazing, your voice is amazing, this entire series is amazing, oh my gosh this is just amazing ♡

the goddess of song has blessed us with another upload i am cry so beautiful

oh hell yessss!! i love this song so much and you absolutely did it justice!! your voice is so amazing and emotional aaah

thank u for covering literally all of my niche fave songs, i owe you my life

Everytime i listen to a cover, i just can't beleive your amazing range. Your voice is so good. Keep it up!

I hope you're feeling well currently! I love your covers, and I hope everything works out for you!

Ahhhhh... Your voice is so, so, so good! You have an amazing time handling both these gorgeous deep notes and brilliant high notes and I'm so jealous of it. And you can sing so darn fast, too. I've said it before, I'll say it again, and I'll keep saying it as long as your covers exist and I can keep listening, but I'm so glad you take the time to record, mix, and share these covers for us to enjoy.

I had this on repeat for the past 2 days. I love it still.

This cover is amazing! I've never heard this song before and now I really love it-- !! Great work!

This is absolutely amazing!!!! Favorite cover of this song

My heart was beated fast by your voice from the start of this video!!!

The goddess returns! This is a great cover! I hope the surgery went well!

Glad I woke up early to find this gem! Ahh! Love this! And hope you feel better! Hehe as a fan! We will support you x] (Love your covers)

Yet another amazing cover!

Ok i've listened to all of your covers like multiple times at this point and I'll have to say this is prolly in my top 5 ez This is so nice to listen to rly gud jobbu pls teach me tyvm

英語版めっちゃカッコ良過ぎて気づいたら聞いてるわ_:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

Thank you so much for this cover! I'm glad you're feeling better now :)

OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!!!! And your cover of this song is awesome!! All of your covers are amazing!! You cover, like, every song I like!!! *bows down to your wonderful voice* OKTAVIA 🙏

Your voice is so strong. I just love listening to you sing.

I've never heard this song until now but I love it! I love your voice too!! Thanks for introducing me to some great songs and singing them well too!! Keep up the great work!! ^^

Ahhh I love it so much ❤ keep up the great work

Wow! Youre really good at writing lyrics! I tried it myself before and i always have trouble with fast part/songs, but youre like a queen on those! Also when it comes to singing them too haha

Holy crap, you covered my favourite Kaito song, and you did an amazing job! ^_^

*waves #1 flag* You are so amazinggg. You never cease to amaze me! You know so many unknown songs and always sing unconventional things AND I LOVE IT SO MUCHH

Wonderful as always Oktavia ♡

I don't like english covers much but this is just gold-

Mans seems fast. Saw- like- twelve patients in three minutes. Speedy.

You should have at least a million more subscribers. This is equal to if not better than the original, and I love your other covers. You're quite talented, one main thing I find with song coverers is that you can hear them audibly take a breath, but I've never heard you. Please keep the covers coming, and I hope you get a ton more recognition for your stuff.

Yay your back I miss you covers you one of my fav

ur taste in music is great !!!

This is fantastic!! Amazing work!!

プロセカの男性ボーカルがちょっと思ってたのと違くて歌ってみた探してたけどこれが1番カッコイイわ

This makes me want a cover of Sister = Sect Rouge. Amazing as always.

I love your covers quq

You sound so great!! Thank you so much for uploading! Life can be difficult so it's understandable for you to take a break from your channel. Plus you should only sing if you want to, that's your choice and yours alone. We just appreciate that you choose to sing. I hope you feel a lot better soon

i'm sad that you're not at a million subscribers yet with that wonderful voice

I don't think that man's ever been to medical school.

Why do fans of this song sound like a cult lol Sign me up tbh

this is quite an old cover but holy shit dude you could beat me up and i would thank you