grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha... i prevent men over the age of 50 from urinating properly

@@TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorldAnd produce Cum!

@@TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld*Insert a clip of heavy with a kidney stone

@@gomango99”DAAAAAAAGH!” (Outro theme plays)

What makes me a good prostate?

TF2 reminds me of "Meet the *blank*" Characters.

*Ba ba banum* Meet the Prostate Copyright Lololololololol

Yeah, it looks like it feels freakin fantastic.

Dang I've never had this many likes on a comment or a video

​@@idkwhyieventryanymoreindeed they are five

I will die but won't do the operation 😅

It is good to do the operation ​@@mosinregentt3392

​@@mosinregentt3392why would you not do it??

@@Godz3839can lead to many issues later on, including infections and much more. Search up some of the side effects from the surgery

​@@Godz3839The prostate is a huge pleasure "button."

Hope they also fix the bug where seedless watermelons still have seeds

@@idk_what_to_do_with_my_life and don’t forget 1. Man’s eggs are too exposed 2. Woman’s period because whales for example re absorb that 3. The childbirth process 4. Appendix because we are not 2 feet cows anymore (because cavemen just ate grass or branches)

​@@josem588 also wisdom teeth

Elon is probably working on it now

Yeah evolution giving us the valve treatment and refusing to give us a good update

"Comedy!" - Mark Normand

Fnf

Seems more like an abusive relationship to me. (Depending on the type of person you are)

NAHH BRO THE PFP SAYS IT ALL 💀

LMAOOOO

Dosent the laser have to go threw my pen- Nah I think I’m alright.

@@Gorartsy I'd take the softcore CBT in that surgery over kidney stones any day tho

@@Wizard_Graphics I know they’ll proably give numbing cream or put ya to sleep but nah that’s traumatic.

Lol

​@@Gorartsyso I have a piece of my mouth in my urinal tract after a circumcision (I was in my 20's I did this by choice). and can tell you it is not in the slightest bit comfortable having anything go up there.

and "and yes it fells good" ayo wtf

I audibly shrieked. No jokes.

I wish I die at the age of 79

@@i-love-comountains3850 Well, you will at least be pissing with freedom, that must feel orgasmic after you are unable to pee for a while.

Lmao yea that part there had me unexpectedly cringe and: 😳

“And yes, it feels good”

Not me no sir

Didn’t save me, still hurt

Still hurt to see

I disagree, ouch.

My brain decide to ignore the cute animation and decided to make a realistic-ish depiction of it. I need bleach.

How is a prostate linked to potence? I'm only 34 and I have an enlarged prostate. What does that even mean?

​@OwO ok

@OwO is them gawd dayum loops again man

😭😭😭

@owo2561don’t worry nobody was planning to

@owo2561 I wasn’t going to anyway

The animator owes me my psychiatrist.

420 likes moment. No one likes and no one unlikes

Why?

Because he smokes weed

This needs explaining

Also the eggs

he must of dropped the soap

@@HakimFinger1953 ok this caught me off guard

@@HakimFinger1953 ayo wtf

​@@HakimFinger1953please don't make fun of male victims of seggsual assault 😕

@@TheProletariat321 Shouldn't of went to prison, not my fault.

Guess we were thinking the same thing, weren't we? 💀 *STUPID DIRTY MIND*

I definitely agree with that thinking when I clicked on the thumbnail

@@Stars_ShatterSys welp....SAME

@@Stars_ShatterSysikr....

Wdym?

Example that it protects against urinary infections and that is the reason why men don’t have so many possibilities of having urinary infections unlike women EDIT : it was actually the uretra not the prostate

@@josem588then it comes around and bites you in the ass when you’re older. At least some organs maintain their usefulness

@@josem588 I, uh... I don't think that was related to what they meant.

@@purrosie4742 I changed the comment

your prostate pretty much always starts trying to kill you after a certain age. definitely not worth it.

?

Also the man’s eggs because they are too exposed

The Human Body is a design flaw.

I think it's the foot bc it's fragile and lots of problems come with it

Or the vagina and anus being so close

What he means is that it feels good to pee properly after the surgery.

@@megakirbo4250 I know

But it hurts when u do it but after good

@@kyliaanb if u use anestesia you wont feel

​@@paranaenselol That shit runs out when you get home and you'll remember you still have a scorched crater inside you.

Appendix has apparently always been like that and hasnt evolved much. The reason for it's existence is to house a massive amount of good gut bacteria that kill/overcome the bad ones. This helps the immune system greatly.

But the appendix doesn't burst in 50% of the population, unlike the enlarged prostate problem.

@@oenrn Exactly

It's so comical how shit the appendix is. And not to mention when it fails; it's an emergency, it can literally kill you. what a mess.

@@TimeWiselyyeah it can become fatal in under three days

You can use it however you want but eventually it will force you to use it to interfere with urination😢

@@rj6110if you ejaculate often doesn’t that help?

@@rj6110actually, using it “that” way is shown to prevent enlarged prostate and prostate cancer.

it's going to eventually start trying to kill you. the prostate is a poor design.

​@@rj6110in theory, not if your very gay, very horny bottom

Right? It's starting to seem like humans were meant to die between 50-60.

@@PhatBoyFresh yea, kind of. technology is awesome

same bro

💀💀💀

naw dey feel rattled ong

same

Me two

It's like someone was shoving a knife and twisting it into my abdomen.

Got it at 10 years old. It felt like a stomachache, just worse and farther down right.

Fr tho.. can't even move an inch without feeling a stabbing pain on my lower body

I had a operation at 16 🥲

I kept throwing up for a whole day thinking it was just some kind of illness before I started getting some blood in it and decided I should probably go to the hospital. I got to the hospital and then woke up having already undergone the procedure and was like wtf?

sure lemme just exit my body rq...

😂

The appendix is fr is just Schrodinger’s organ. It might explode at any time, or it might never explode at all.

​@@revengeofthenerds4415 It's litterly a left over Mine from evolution

That's useful only if it could be done on demand.

It's uncontrollable self destruct button

Well...wish i didn't know

50 yo prostate: "if fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!"

@@azfarahsanSun Tzu said that! And I think he knows a ‘little’ more about fighting than *you* do pal, because he invented it!

​@@stevenlenz599 AND THEN GE PERFECT IT SO THAT N O L I V I N G M A N COULD BEST HIM IN *T H E* *R I N G* *O F* *H O N O R*

​@@Zukireese And then, he bought two of every animal, herded them on to a boat, and then BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE

@@pizzweak580 hehehehehe… …and from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it’s called a *ZOO*! (Insert falling head noises here)

I'm not blissfully unaware o' this. It's not a bug, it's a feature. It's there to be used. :3

Actually the "rod" has more since reproduction would be hard or near impossible without them, the prostate is just a second contender.

@@Spectre-69 This statement has no evidence attached to it.

There’s a difference between being unaware and not zesty

@@pedro-c4n Well, they did not specify.

"one of"

💀💀

Prostate cancer is the most common cancer in men, so its in on the plotting

It’s believed to filter bacteria, the appendix is the goat, if you get appendicitis you’re just a coward

Yeah the appendix is basically a kill switch or a cyanide capsule

A Chinese channel

It feels like smth id see on the hub edit bruv stop

​@@user-sg4ov7ng4h bro wth you jackin to man

@@staroboom4880 i didnt say i watched it

@@chloroplast8611what is bilibili edit I just remembered i stumped on bilibili when i searched why is my back sore all the time thought it was a virus and left

What

Explain plz

@@1mphulse .

Period?

@@KKCH_UMA yep 😔 At least I have time to prepare

Do you mind me asking what age you were when you noticed a problem?

@@blanketyblank5022 50 - but here's the thing - I was having prostate enlargement problems that were benign; NOT from cancer. However, because I was under regular care, they caught it quickly when my PSA started to rise several years later. A biopsy then found the cancer, which didn't have any noticeable symptoms. None. It can be a silent killer until it's too late. I was lucky only because I had an aggravating but non life-threatening problem that forced me to get PSA's. The doctor said that happens frequently. Scary, huh? All you have to do is, the next time you get some blood testing done, tell them to add a PSA test to it, and then do it again every couple of years.

​@@TheAzmountaineer Thank you, kind sir.

​@@TheAzmountaineer PSA got it. Thank you sir.

Shit i hope you find it soon

A Surrendered Heart And I am certain that God, who began the good work within you, will continue his work until it is finally finished on the day when Christ Jesus returns. -Philippians 1:6 If you were involved in the fulfillment of Bible prophecy, would you be tempted to brag about it a little? Mary easily could have gone to her friends and said, “Hey, have you checked out Isaiah 7:14 lately? You know, the part where it says, ‘The virgin will conceive a child’? Well, you’re looking at her!” Mary, however, didn’t do anything of the kind. She was amazed, even flabbergasted, that God had chosen her to be the one to bear the Messiah. But then she had a question, which was a logical one considering the circumstances: “But how can this happen? I am a virgin” (Luke 1:34) Now, Mary was not doubting or questioning the angel Gabriel. This had more to do with methodology. And Gabriel answered her because it was a legitimate question. He said, “The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you. So the baby to be born will be holy, and he will be called the Son of God” (verse 35) In the same way, sometimes we look at what God asks of us and wonder how we can possibly accomplish it. We think, “How can I live a godly life in this culture?” Or “How can I, as a single person, be sexually pure and wait for the right person that God will bring to me?” Or “How can I, as a married person, remain faithful to my spouse, honest in my work, and uncompromised in my principles?” The answer that Gabriel gave to Mary applies to us as well: “For with God nothing will be impossible” (verse 37). God will complete the work He has begun in our lives. The angel promised that the Holy Spirit would come upon Mary, and the Holy Spirit comes upon us as well. God will give us the power to do what He has called us to do. Although Mary didn’t fully understand, she was obedient to God’s will for her life. In essence she said, “It’s a done deal, Lord.” She didn’t ask for a detailed explanation. She simply said, “I am the Lord’s servant. May everything you have said about me come true” (verse 38) Often we want to know God’s will before we submit to it. But if we want to know God’s will for our lives, we first need to surrender ourselves to Him. As Alan Redpath said, “The condition of an enlightened mind is a surrendered heart.” The apostle Paul wrote, “And so, dear brothers and sisters, I plead with you to give your bodies to God because of all he has done for you. Let them be a living and holy sacrifice-the kind he will find acceptable. This is truly the way to worship him” (Romans 12:1) We want to know the perfect will of God. But God is saying, “Submit yourself to Me, and I will tell you. First, give yourself over to Me.” Mary did that. She submitted her will to God. Have you surrendered your heart to Jesus Christ?

Better that than literally dying from a UTI 💀

You won't need it past 50 anyway

Nah the prostate is still there it's just shaved off in some places to make room for peeing.

Bro I can’t wait till they remove this in the next update 💀💀💀

This was what my boyfriend said before his prostate literally disappeared. 😎

@@YoshikageKira-ge9gtwhat🤨🤨🤨

My bf:

​@@YoshikageKira-ge9gtwhat have you done to him?

Lmao 😭😭

You would be surprised at how useful your appendix is, if you ate something that killed all the stuff in your stomach(like the helpful bacteria that are in it) it has an excess supply of them so that once your stomach has been cleared of what killed the old stuff, it refills it with new stuff That’s also why it is really bad when it bursts Because it is just a cocktail of literally poison and infectious diseases that are released somewhere they shouldn’t be

@@dante6383 oof feel’s bad man

The only thing prostate does is just help with fertilization

bro fr stole this

​@@RealBasicHuhthat's not the only thing it does😏

Based

"Pissin's a good job mate"

YES!

​@@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlongWell said

Jarate!

just like me fr

real

What does that mean? How do leggings help with prostate?

​@@idonotlikesarcasmyou are too young to understand

great idea

Yeah that's generally the issue. You live past the expected date, things go a bit silly.

Nope we just overuse the the prostate

I'm definitely not expecting to live past 50 years

@@zwelethumathonsi787i mean ur comment just cements the point that our bodies weren’t counting on living for that long

@@roetemeteor live past the date any kids are born so its not gunna be fixed by anything

Wait how does he know

​​@@IltizioNic he's saying it feels good to p33 properly

@@Fuzzy_Weirdcore it true tho

Ravenfield

sounding moment

Or the the fact that you are inserting an object through your pipe

​@@tutigsegit,s probably one of the most basic surgeries 😂😂😂😂

Lol to pee properly after

​@@tutigsegYou won't be awake to feel it going in or being taken out but you'll definitely feel the after effects for a few days, I say this as someone who had a catheter inserted in a medical context.

Bybthe time you have prostate problem, you even need that organ, it's useless

Fr. I'd take a prostate over a uterus any day 😂😭

No, you should feel salty, because the prostate also gets to function as the male g-spot. Even when we lose we win

Periods say hi

You got your own shit to deal with...

@@KartikChauhan__KCa fucking laser going into your pee hole says hello

facts brother

AAAWWW HELLLL NOOOO

Explain

Bro… ☹️📸

Fax

@GxDLY 007 // Metalix404 that’s what the man said wdym ayo

Umm going to the doctors

@@ilikebunnies7633 wait why tho💀

@@fredimendez4107 no reason umm ear infection yeah

@@ilikebunnies7633 you sure cause say it in this video💀😅

because doctors "open" you, put somewhere in p33ing organ laser,destroy part of you with it (which is p33ing one) 🤮🤮🤮

Yes

1,4K LIKES AND STILL 1 REPLY LET ME FIX THAT

1.8k likes and only 2 comments? Lemme fix that Your welcome

@@hhaimetuber9722 stop these cringe comments.

At least it makes us less prone to urinary infections because of public toilets !

Oh nah 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

S a m e

Gay ASF keep that shit to yourself fucking savage

the way i screamed 💀💀

Nice one

What organ can bench press 612KG? I highly doubt your chest, tris and shoulders (and other smaller muscles) can do that without ripping apart

​@@justduro1527 that thing that controls your jaw

@@justduro1527 the world record bench press is 612kg. Set by Jimmy Kolb.

​@@justduro1527 Those are all muscles

@@uknowitz_jno no he’s not wrong, technically speaking since your skin is an organ and it’s the thing holding the bar it technically lifted that weight

Lmaooo

Or you don’t have one

​@@Frostfern94then youe not a guy

​@@Frostfern94unless you had some weird sugery to remove it

Oh my god

Naw shit ive been to a hospital where was a dude with kidney stones removed he litteraly had a tube in there for the whole time like fr.

I had to get a catheter because I had surgery and was bed bound in hospital for a week and it was painful getting it out I was sleeping when they put it in so I didn’t feel that part

​@@JamesCarter1888_It hurts a lot more going in bro, having said that my uretha was blocked so thats probably why. They had to fight to get it in

@@davidguardado4739You can lubricate it on the way in so it doesn’t burn from friction, making it often hurt less going in. You cannot usually put more back in when the lube dries or presses out when the time comes to remove it. I’d guess the blockage was probably why it hurt so bad. That said, it may vary and prior/repeated experience will probably affect the most painful part.

@@GuiSmith yep coagulated blood was blocking my uretha so they lubricated it with a "anisthetic" more to numb over time. I wasn't given any premeds and the blood blocking my passage meant some force was needed to get it in and up in to the bladder. Yeah it was painful. After 60 minutes of my bladder emptying a bag full of half piss half blood lay on the floor and i askedthem to pull it out. I wanted to get out of hospital and they had cleared my blockage so i was ready to go despite their advice to stay.

*Male G-Spot lmao

:D Damn I love science

They can’t even let my pee anymore?! Detroit😑🤦‍♂️

They're cool and boring cases. We wear orange color glasses that make everything loose blue and turns the green laser orange. But it takes like an hour+ to ablate all the tissue so you just sit there smelling burning prostate with uncomfortable glasses digging into your head sterile can't touch anything.

​@@dannibble it's too protect your eyes from... burning off😶

@@Jirachi_OFFICIAL Yes that is what the laser safety nurse keeps saying. But when you're sterile all day doing these procedures, you don't care. Even the doctor doesn't wear them half the time.

Cant wait!

Please fix the appendix

please fix British people and the country of Ireland

The man: yo guys I’m half girl half boy

Please fix Florida, would really appreciate

Same, my entire lower half hurts now

I don't understand, do you feel pain because of the video, or something else?

Technically the pain would be around your asshole. Slightly inside really So more on the taint?

@@Alexanderthegreat159 Wtf.

@@ProfAbyss I’m not sure but I felt the pain lol

For...reasons? 😏

Relatable

oh god

Yep

Ayo-

When I saw the metal tube I almost passed out, why is this a thing we need to worry about

@@hamishyoung6671 like bro they put a wholeass syringe in there, I hope I die before I turn 50 😭

@@hamishyoung6671 If you think that's bad, people like doing that for fun... putting things where they probably shouldnt...

​@@AxolYT that's different

@@CyberAtlasX1 no i mean like, its not what youre thinking... its not the back, its the front...

when are they gonna nerf cancer??

​@@Lappithefeettoucher I guess they could avoid nerfing it if they just added more medication branches to the skill tree.

Fr they also gotta patch world hunger and cancer💀

Better hope they don't accidentally install the WW3 file

@@cadencase5216 keep the flying machine glitch plss

God need to update this glitch 💀

Their fixing it in the next patch

@@MeShadow phew

​@@MeShadowwhen's the next patch?

@@shaynekerry August 12th 2036 the heat death of the universe

Well you're not put to sleep when getting out a kidney stone so...

They do chill😂😂

​@@lucascruze416 no they didn't 💀

@@mrparrot666 🤯💀☠️

Not a chance.

It makes my hole weak.

I believe you meant to say “hole weak” 😭

Makes my hole weak too

​@@Its_ArgoNAHHH ☠️

@@Its_Argo real

Just that wording concerns me and my insides 😂

you can try the PH Miracle book and lose the inflammation and issue that is causing the problem the body is not flawed in any way but we are so eat right and do t get this surgery. messing with the prostate is always a bad idea unless it is used as intended

​@@jeffmcknight6738 Cheeky Breeki Hadamke

💀

I hope your husband is doing well🙏

peostate

Also a doctor: How about a massage... ;)

peostate

I read that like Mario getting ready to stomp some turts

​@Dïïvision i gotchu

There’s a glitch in the sleepover map that helps

alright thanks ill be sure to check that out @@charlottepaige5375

Prostrate Buffs Please!🙏

It's a huge debuff pls buff it

yeah im so sad they nerfed it @@OneWithAngerBait

hahah right I fr was getting so worried lmao

As a woman, the world seems a bit less unfair after seeing this. At least men don't have to deal with PMS, PCOS, periods, menopause, perimenopause, chilbirth, pregnancy, papa tests etc

@@boya7262skill issue

@@boya7262What crawled up your ass and died? im a woman and I don’t go around reminding guys left and right that i have periods and shit. Everyone suffers, deal with it

@@boya7262u have it so much easier. Walk up to some random rich guy and be set for life or start OF. Stop complaining

Gotta send my prostate a birthday card to get on its good side lol

Let me give you another one [ Testicular Torsion ] 😊

@@zjuraeventide8949not even close, surgery is leagues above amputation

​@@zjuraeventide8949💀💀💀💀💀

Glad I swapped strictly to drinking water only 90% of the time…

Also the eggs because they are too exposed

Like bro how does he know💀

@@ajaxmiller im sure we all know the annoyance of not being able to pee right after nutting (for guys), and then the relief afterwards when we can finally pee with ease

​@@notenoughcaloriesi peed once right after nutting when i was experimenting, i regretted that for a long while, really hurt

⁠@@notenoughcaloriesi was not born with this limitation

What feels good? Being able to pee properly or frying the living hell out of the prostate? 🤔

@UnitTrace acting like a 9 year old hop off please

@@mettalton How do you "use" your prostate?

Preach

​@@mettaltonhere we have the Anal Master

@@RichardRoy2look up “prostate play” 😇