Doctor Who SERIES 5 - funny moments

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14 жыл бұрын

I'm an idiot and thought ten minutes was still the video limit, so some parts aren't included, sorry. Neither is the Big Bang. I tried importing it like three times and it came up white with sound and no picture.. so no fez. Boo.

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@thatpeskyrat 10 жыл бұрын

Rory: "Yours is bigger than mine" The Doctor: "Let's not go there" Amy: "How cold is it outside?" The Doctor: "I don't know, but I can't feel my feet and... other parts" XD I love this show!!!!

@SammyAg831 10 жыл бұрын

2:08 11D: "Amy, listen to me, i'm *970* years old! Do you know what that means?" Amy: "It's been a while...?"

@ShmelevJr 10 жыл бұрын

11D: "Ye--No! No!"

@adama9300 6 жыл бұрын

SammyAg | Canal Principal 907 not 970

@omgdying8084 4 жыл бұрын

Which episode was that?

@meganpeach8242 7 жыл бұрын

"i have a right to know im getting married in 430 years" i love rory 😂😂

@zaregirl13 10 жыл бұрын

"Blimey, get a girlfriend Jeff..." "Oh and delete your internet history." xD Almost died

@RinaDreftscott 10 жыл бұрын

"-I'm 950 years old ! Do you know what that means? - It's been a while?" XD

@imogen-mahnihayward4431 6 жыл бұрын

Rina Dreftscott lmao me and my friend quote that all the time, except just so you don’t get a load of angry whovians coming at you it’s 907, not 950. Some whovians can be a bit annoyed at everything lmao

@camiloiribarren1450 10 жыл бұрын

I'm the Doctor. Don't ask stupid questions and don't wander off - 11th in the Eleventh Hour

@thecaptain9888 10 жыл бұрын

"Bacon.. Are you trying to poison Me..?".

@cheshacat7321 9 жыл бұрын

DALEK KNOLEDGE Pears = Tea Dalek: WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA?!?!?!

@CavalierePrinciPessaAmore 8 жыл бұрын

*clip that's missing:* Doctor *throwing the bread with butter and plate out*: And Stay Out! LOL #11thWasTheBest

@ashton9328 7 жыл бұрын

The Doctor: The Warrior who raised an army at his name The Timelord who walked in universes where the laws of physics were his to control The Wanderer who has lost more than anyone can understand The Hero who ended the Time War The Mad-Man who ran away with his little blue box The Raggedy Man who can never die, but has died all too many times The Traveling Man who will always save the day And the Good Man, who has gone away to war. This man... this hero... this legend... Just used 'custard' as a battle cry ... Good on you mate. Good on you.

@memeconnoisseur4377 10 жыл бұрын

Fish FIngers...and...Custard Well, I knew he was an alien, but still

@cheshacat7321 9 жыл бұрын

Ya know. Maybe the 11th doctor has a thing about some other foods..... Hmmm.... Pears = Tea Dalek: WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP IF TEA?!?!?!?!?!

@HermioneTyler 3 жыл бұрын

@Shea Webb I tried it too and it was very tasty.

@oldasssaccount6558 10 жыл бұрын

"RORRY!!! Thats a relief I thought I burst out of the wrong cake... Again..." XD

@AnInvisibleMan 10 жыл бұрын

"WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME TEA?!" Best Dalek line ever.

@emster9954 7 жыл бұрын

"Blimey. Get a girlfriend Jeff."

@thatghostieboi8312 7 жыл бұрын

Oh and delete your internet history.

@mildetryth 13 жыл бұрын

"I love it when he does that. Tall, dark hero: 'leave her alone'!" "Just leave her." "Yes. You're not as impressive." lol! My thoughts exactly!

@plasmatic3223 10 жыл бұрын

Matt Smith is the funniest doctor.

@LittleDemonLili 10 жыл бұрын

3:11 "He thinks he's so hot when he does that.." No no he /is/ hot when he does that!

@naelle97 8 жыл бұрын

Where is "LOOK AT ME I'M A TARGET !!!!!" ???? xD

@dylanwright263 10 жыл бұрын

ooh doctor you soniced her XD

@ashton9328 7 жыл бұрын

I don't know but there it is. And I'd say there's about 40 minutes until we crash into it. But that's not a problem? Because you know how to get us out of this? Because we'll have frozen to death by then. What's wrong with me? Nothing, you're fine. Everything, you're dying.

@romae6967 10 жыл бұрын

1:18 i would be so indescribably happy if that happened to me...

@streamofawareness 11 жыл бұрын

LOL, gotta love Eleven. He's such an overgrown kid!

@KyleHolmes97 10 жыл бұрын

"I made him say Comfy chairs"

@davidfgranger 10 жыл бұрын

Matt Smith was so underrated, he was a way better Doctor than Tennant.

@cruiseny26 10 жыл бұрын

Seriously. Matt Smith was the best modern Doctor. His acting is much more nuanced and has greater range than Tennant. I'm thinking it's the fan girls responsible for the Tennant hype. ;)

@shuddupk7368 10 жыл бұрын

No, I'm yes a tennant fan but that all originate from doctor who, I say the Matt smith fans, yes I'm a Matt smith fan 2, are new to doctor who and or aren't proper whovians and are most likely to leave when they see capaldi.

@cruiseny26 9 жыл бұрын

+ Reckless Rhino lmao!!! Sorry for my misguided English. You made my day! :)

@lw2157 7 жыл бұрын

David was the best doctor

@LittleDemonLili 10 жыл бұрын

Nice bow tie. Bow ties are cool

@KovaKoala 10 жыл бұрын

Bowties ARE cool.

@RuptimusPrime 10 жыл бұрын

I managed to watch the whole video just smiling, but I burst out laughing in the "Comfy chairs" part. So close :P

@daviddeweaver4235 11 жыл бұрын

It's amazing, when David Tennant left it hit me hard and I never thought Matt could be anything close, and now when Matt's finally leaving I feel the same way about him. I think he wormed his way into our hearts and it's been amazing to travel with him. I'll miss him quite a bit.

@hoshi_tsubasa 10 жыл бұрын

Yeah bow ties. Bow ties are cool.

@eeee-jh3ml 10 жыл бұрын

these moments are so much more funny after watching season 6

@cheshacat7321 9 жыл бұрын

Rory: You just summoned aliens. Aliens. Aliens of DEATH!! And.... Now your taking your clothes off >_

@SuperDead82 10 жыл бұрын

think the 12th will also have such moments? .... i miss this doctor...

@aBloodyMonk3y 13 жыл бұрын

"Get a girlfriend Jeff!" "Oh, and delete you're Internet history." XD Love those parts

@Barnes9999 13 жыл бұрын

"Oh look, a big mining thing. Oh I love a big mining thing..." That has got to be one of my favorite Doctor ADHD moments. :)

@noellecleary771 10 жыл бұрын

who da man

@mariadejesuspenichepalma7615 9 жыл бұрын

I do not accept peter capaldi as the new dr

@theZEUShub99 9 жыл бұрын

I do not accept you as a whovian.

@ZilkenianDavenport 9 жыл бұрын

You started with Matt, right?

@alikin0407 9 жыл бұрын

ZilkenianDagger Lol. I, myself, quite like Peter Capaldi as the new doctor, he's funny AND cool. People who don't like him are not true fans, and all those new "girl geeks" (I am a girl too, but this subject annoys me) who have just come to like Doctor Who only hate Peter Capaldi because they can't fancy him. I have to admit that I had a crush on both David and Matt, but that didn't stop me from liking Peter Capaldi. The new series happens to be excellent (in my opinion). By the way, when I say "all those girl geeks", I mean the ones who aren't true geeks and only like SciFi because of hot boys.

@ZilkenianDavenport 9 жыл бұрын

alikin0407 Then I'm a true SciFi fangirl XD. But yeah, my fav Doctor was Eccleston,(9) following Tennant (10), maybe Matt (11) a bit and 4, 5, 8. Since I saw those old ones as well, Capaldi falls into theplace I call "f*ck yeah!! new Doctor doing good!"

@birdsrneat 6 жыл бұрын

alikin0407 Judy because someone doesn't prefer 12 does NOT mean they're not a fan. I like 11 but I did not start with him. I just love him because of how he is and all happy and snsjidididd it's hard to explain. Fans are fans no matter how small. XD That was my play on Dr. Seuss.

@LadyVendettaAngel 13 жыл бұрын

In the Time of Angels, I love the line, "I don't know it's a thing, respect the thing!" LOL Love your clips. Thanks for posting!

@Bi0tics 13 жыл бұрын

"Leave her alone." "Do that again. I love it when he does that. Tall, dark hero--'Leave her alone!'" "Just leave her." "Yes, you're not quite so impressive." Def one of my favorite lines lolol.

@madgamer125 10 жыл бұрын

4:46 what episode is this? I MUST WATCH IT

@weepingdalek2568 10 жыл бұрын

It is from The Eleventh Hour

@madgamer125 10 жыл бұрын

Jonaha Jones thanks!

@wariyoshidirector 11 жыл бұрын

"I thought I burst out of the wrong cake...again..." Probably one of the best lines on tv so far :P

@fredsarw 11 жыл бұрын

"Yes, I was huge, I was a boat!" "So you're saying we had the same dream, exactly the same dream??" "ARE YOU CALLIN' ME A BOAT?!"

@EIlieGregory 11 жыл бұрын

"WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME TEA?" You hear that, you immediately start having a laughing fit :)

@95Emink 11 жыл бұрын

"Yours is bigger than mine" "Let's not go there" I LOVE ELEVEN!

@cvstos 12 жыл бұрын

Gah a Dalek saying "Would you care for some tea!?" is just... insanely hilarious XD

@lotveito93 13 жыл бұрын

I love how when Rory goes "So we had the same dream then..." and the doctor pulls his jacket, he doesn't seem to notice.

@anncg94 13 жыл бұрын

"What's wrong with me??" "Nothing, you're fine!" "Everything, you're dying!"

@kuvina1213 11 жыл бұрын

"you swallowed a planet!" how the doctor explains pregnancy. makes me laugh everytime i see this :D

@twoflagsproductions 11 жыл бұрын

The ONLY thing more terrifying than a Dalek asking if you would like some tea is the hungry Master inviting you to dinner.

@QueenMegaera 13 жыл бұрын

1:13 - He drank wine! (And spat it out!) Guess it didn't taste like the gums that time either. I love the "not me, brand new face" line still, and the face of course. That was the point in "The Eleventh Hour" when I began thinking "maybe this guy can pull it off". And boy did he ever!

@ttcgeek 13 жыл бұрын

"Oohhh, Doctor, you sonic'd her." I almost died of laughter when Amy said that.

@CelesteFallenAngel 13 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the upload so much. These are hilarious!

@dhollsynthmusic 13 жыл бұрын

Great selection...some proper laugh-out-loud moments there, all thanks to Matt Smith's pitch-perfect comic delivery. Favourite is: "Call me the Rottmeister...actually, no, don't call me that"

@eleanorrow 13 жыл бұрын

I love the doctors face when he bursts out if the cake! :)

@archangel9191 7 жыл бұрын

Brilliant, great end before the last one, "I made him say 'comfy chairs'".

@gingaddict 12 жыл бұрын

'i'm getting married in 430 years!' i love rory's dialogue!

@Saph3939 11 жыл бұрын

"Then you kissed her back?" "No, I kissed her on the mouth." I just now got this and started laughing strangely :'D

@TheMibs56 13 жыл бұрын

"are you trying to poison me?" lol love this show

@Reinbeast 13 жыл бұрын

"Five years later and you haven't changed a bit...apart from age and...size." I can't believe how many of those I'd forgotten. Thank you.

@TheJoja13 12 жыл бұрын

LOL the Dalek, "Would you care for some tea?" I found that so funny when I first saw it and I was cracking up so hard rolling around on the floor ^o^

@fleuve0styx 13 жыл бұрын

"Yours is bigger than mine." "Let's not go there" LOL!!!! Ambiguous much! Taken so easily out of context :D

@meekachan 13 жыл бұрын

Laughing so hard right now ^0^. Loved all the clips in this. I think my favorite was Eleven trying to make the Tardis 'vworp' noise.

@Gavin17259 13 жыл бұрын

7:41 "Your friend, what was his name? Not him, the good looking one." "thanks" "Jeff" "OooooH THANKS!" lol

@Destro7000 13 жыл бұрын

These are really funny as soon as they're taken out of context like this! I didn't even notice some of these in the series 'cos I was paying attention to the storyline ...like that bit when the Doctor says he changes his face and pulls one at the granny. Haha!

@Daslicey 13 жыл бұрын

matt smith you are by far the best doctor, hilarious, bit serious and always epic speeches! love him!

@edak5407 11 жыл бұрын

"Yours is bigger than mine." "Let's no go there" :D :D :D

@Sonnnymausi 11 жыл бұрын

"Aliens of death! And now....you´re taking your clothes off." D

@jayfeatherrox101 13 жыл бұрын

"Why can't you give me any decent food? You're Scottish, fry something." "Bacon. that's bacon." "are you trying to poison me?"

@marychasejourdian422 11 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who falls out of the chair laughing when the Dalek asks if they want tea...?

@animelover5076 13 жыл бұрын

i love the way the writers are consistant with small details like the Doctor not liking red wine 1:13 and on the betch he spits it out lol x x

@DrunkRussian2 13 жыл бұрын

Love the sarcasm: "Yes, because the Universe is really small: I'm sure there's someone nearby!"

@OnlyGirlBaby 13 жыл бұрын

"your's is bigger than mine" "let's not go there!" and "I can't feel my feet. And other places" XD xx

@Ashleystalworth 13 жыл бұрын

"Who da man?!" The second he said that I was hoping it was a new catchphrase. What he said next shattering my heart :( I love Matt :)

@bigfatcarp93 13 жыл бұрын

1:23 Giant cake: 120$ Sending the Stripper away: 80$ The look on Rory's face: Priceless.

@DjTaylor10179 12 жыл бұрын

i like the bit of the episode with the silence and madame kovarian . River: saw cleopatra she mentioned you Doctor: oh what did she say? River:put down that gun Doctor: and did you? River: eventually. Love doctor who so much!

@fizzypoplolly 13 жыл бұрын

i love this you tube video cos it has all of my absolute favourite quotes from doctor who

@OhLiveVia 12 жыл бұрын

The way Rory says "OOOH, thanks" is absolutely adorable.

@JackCh91 11 жыл бұрын

"Can you hold, I have to eat a biscuit." XDDDD

@moganza 13 жыл бұрын

Rori: Can't we call for help. The Doctor: Yeah because the universe is really quite small and there's bound to be someone nearby. That cracked me up :D

@ginnoveffect 13 жыл бұрын

"I call me the Doctor too." that whole exchange makes me XD

@Pythosblaze 13 жыл бұрын

The "big mining thing" line always cracks me up for some reason.

@blackcharizard09 12 жыл бұрын

2:08 "Amy listen to me I'm 907 years old, do you understand what that means?" "That its been a while?" "...yes"

@rinatober 11 жыл бұрын

"Would you care for some tea?" best dalek line xD

@RukiaKuchiki1555 13 жыл бұрын

"Isnt anybody gonna mention Rory's pony tail? You hold him down I'll cut it off?" XDDD that was like awsome XDDD

@HitomiAyumu 10 жыл бұрын

'Can't we call for help?" "Yeah, because the universe is really quite small and theres bound to be someone near by."

@olit1234 13 жыл бұрын

It's always the Moffat's episodes which are the funniest :)

@Ashes283 13 жыл бұрын

"Yours is bigger than mine..." "Lets not go there!" LOL x

@stejo_music 11 жыл бұрын

"We have comfy chairs did I mention?" "We have no need for comfy chairs" "I made them say comfy chairs!"

@Sibyl3000 13 жыл бұрын

Doctor: "Well, we've got comfy chairs. Did I mention that?" Angel Bob: "We have no need for comfy chairs." Doctor: "I made him say 'comfy chairs.;"

@TheSpursBeast99 11 жыл бұрын

2:19... Best phrase ever for Matt Smith

@NireonPhoenixDragon 13 жыл бұрын

"We have no need for comfy chairs" "Ha I made him say comfy chairs" ROFL CLASSIC DOCTOR :)

@Mx-Metaphor 13 жыл бұрын

"WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME TEA!? " I'm so glad I'm to the only one who found that hilarious

@ruth649 13 жыл бұрын

0:48 XD I love Amy and 4:18 the doctor has such a way with words!

@atomicmrpelly 13 жыл бұрын

That comfy chairs bit is my favourite bit!

@anncg94 13 жыл бұрын

"Not him, the good looking one." "Thanks." "Jeff!" "OH, THANKS."

@sarahjackson5940 11 жыл бұрын

Deathnote and Doctor Who- You are officially awesome.

@Peacepuppy5 12 жыл бұрын

"Angel Bob, hows life? Oh sorry, bad subject.." lol loved that episode..

@ksaraf23 12 жыл бұрын

"cause we'd be killed instantly" love how the doctors voice just sank

@ArtemisScribe 13 жыл бұрын

so relieved when the comfy chairs bit came on, i was worried you left it out

@grimVisionery 11 жыл бұрын

I can't stop laughing now. There are tears. You made me cry. TEARS OF JOY AND LAUGHTER.

@Crazi4Budgies 11 жыл бұрын

"Yours is bigger than mine." "Lets not go there" OMG I love this show :)

@ejonaR 12 жыл бұрын

"Not that fast! But pretty fast" I love that bit :D

@poeticjustice1000 13 жыл бұрын

@RoguePlanet As said in 'The Almost People', when the Flesh was struggling to cope with past regenerations, and 10th doctor's voice was heard blurting out of the 11th Doctor's ganger - "Let it go, we've moved on!" Matt Smith's performance this series has been stellar, and his subtle nuances in portraying the Doctor's juvenility and ancientness side by side, has not been matched by anyone (not counting the classic Doctors).