hmm Brianne....maybe a bathroom ventilation fan? not a ceiling fan

Takes an Australian to describe a venomous spider as "not that venomous" because the dude didn't die immediately

Dont you hate when patients are casually burning in the room next door

"During a surgery a patient was set on fire." And thats the least disturbing so far 😂

love how it's just immediately "a patient was set on fire"

“did you consider maybe they were recharging their crystals or something?” me, a witch: how did u know

”Did the woman identify as an Oompa Loompa?” we’re not giving this the attention it deserves.

“A patient was set on fire...” Wait what?!

Clicked straight away Saw the title and said, “ my brother would love to hear these.” And I laughed

This isn’t going to end well...

“Would’ve taken one look at that, thrown up on it and left!” - Another classic Brianne quote I love it 😂😂

Ok but none of these stories are as bad as when ur razor scooter 🛴 hits ur ankle

Last year I was working in a general med-surg ward (I’m a nurse). An old guy came in to prep for a routine surgery the next day (having his pacemaker battery changed). When we were checking him in and doing his head to toe assessment we asked him to take his beanie off and saw an area of white, strange looking skin on the top of his head, probably about 10cm x 5cm big. We asked him what it was and he said “oh I fell over a few days ago and bumped my head on the end of my bed, it’s probably a bruise”. We weren’t convinced so we got a pair of forceps and started prodding at it. I pulled back in horror when I tapped it and realised the area was all EXPOSED BONE. He had ripped the skin off the top of his head and had been walking around for 3 days with his skull open to the world. He ended up with a severe bone infection and it took months and lots of surgeries and grafts for us to close the wound. Worst part was he had showed it to his son (who lived with him) and the son said it was nothing to worry about and simply covered it up with a bit of gauze and the beanie. We had a lot of questions for that family.

Oh no. I missed this one- Anyway my mum works in a radiation therapy treatment ward. One day another nurse had to change a patient's head bandage, when she found maggots crawling inside the patient head and had to ask my mum for help with cleaning the wound, and I'm pretty sure the patient said something like it happens alot or it cleans the wound.

15:50 : can you imagine being under anaesthetic when that happened, and being involved in the evacuation. And then waking up and being told that’s what happened. Holy crap!!

15 seconds after posting & here I am, watching brianne while sitting in a dark alleyway in the car (unlocked) in some sketchy part near the city waiting for my man to finish work

“What ever helps you exist, that’s fine” - Brianne. I wanna get that embroidered on a pillow

Hey Brianne, just checking in and seeing how your life is going right at the current moment. Are you going well?

17 minutes of Brianne questioning how humans haven’t gone extinct

I’m a 16yo nursing student and I’m on placement at a nursing home. I’m currently in the dementia ward and my first day in, an old man tried to kiss me whilst having a nose bleed, got punched and witnessed a lady with dementia fingerprinting with her own poop.

i feel like teacher horror stories would be fun...but like a primary school video and a high school one

Currently eating a pie and saw the notification. Pie wrapper fine tho....

Wow. Crazy! My stepsister is a nurse and the craziest thing she told me was that she once had a patient who had an axe stuck through part of his head. Yikes!

Before this came in I got a ad for bounce ✌️ the good old days

bro this is making me rethink my future career ideas :). OMG love these videos of yours.

Only the previous night from my writing this, I had a resident at my work who complained that she felt like she couldn't breathe. I was thinking well yes, love you can because you are talking to me normally. So I questioned her. While listening to her chest, she nudged me and told me her chest was hurting. My gut was telling me, call this one seriously this is really very not good. So I called my superior, they said call NOK and get consent for transport and then call it. As I was, she was pailing slowly. The ambos found she was having a heart attack and she was out of there in ten minutes and straight to the cath lab. Was getting phone calls all night from ED and cardio docs telling me that this resident needs a stand. It took several hours after my shift ended for me to fully realised that in the absence of humility and in the full light of the facts, I saved that woman's life. It was the fastest transfer ever. I also once had a resident who was circling the lounge at three am, all confused and disoriented. Her BP was not measurable with a standard monitor it was so high. She c.o a mild headache. I called it, ambos arrived and told me without taking any data, that this could have waited till morning. Later that day, while I'm sleeping I get a phone call from the RN telling me her kidney function was down and she would have been passed out or dead if I had left it till morning. I'm thinking boy some ambos suck. One time I had a small spider set off a smoke alarm...

I'm a nurse, seen some crazy shit. Old ladies laughing making snow angels motions on the floor, a man breaking a window and threatening us with glass and having to call the police, a woman pulling a bed apart and using the metal from the bed as a weapon. Shit snail trails into the bathroom through a man's sock and all up the wall and side of the toilet (at 6:30am an hour before I went home), people with alcohol withdrawl or opiod addicts swearing and yelling at you for drugs. Plus your general everyday cleaning up blood, piss, vomit and shit. Dressing nasty looking wounds. I love my job it never gets boring.

that was quick

The worst thing a doctor ever said to me: During a Pap smear - asked what my race was, and then proceeded to tell me I have the same completion as his daughter .. even the nurse cringed and I never went back. This was on the GC so watch out hahahah!!

Omg I love your hair tied back! It’s so pretty🥰

My mother is a PCA at a retirement home. There was this resident with pretty severe dementia walking around the facility holding some old dry poo she must have kept somewhere for awhile. My mother asked her if she could take that from her, the resident screamed NO ITS MINE! Then mum left her with it for a bit only for the resident to hide it behind the suggestion box which was transparent in the front entrance. I worked in the same facility as a Food Service Assistant. This Karen berated me about this juicer a resident had that just passed away that she was looking for. It was some cheap plastic piece of shit juicer. I told her the kitchen doesn’t deal with any dishes the resident owns. She just got more bitchy. She eventually found it in the residents room. I understand she lost someone not that long ago but fuck sake I was annoyed. When she said she found it she kind of half assed an apology while still showing some attitude, so I just scoffed at her and give her the rudest look I could then returned to work. Usually I am more understanding but she caught me on a bad day and was just too much of an asshole for me to care.

Thanks for the video Brianne. Love your content and appreciate the effort you put it.

Love your work Brianne. These videos always make me laugh so I would just like to thank you for that.

You should do one of these videos but with sporting coaches, referees and that stuff, love your work brianne ♥

I bought a hoodie from rift supply co a couple of weeks ago and I love it thank you Brianne ❤️.

Didn't you say a few months back that "I refuse to make my channel a reaction channel." What good that did you, also the next episode do zookeeper stories!

Crime scene conversation (yes it really happened) Cop - The explosive device went off. Our perpetrator is deceased. Paramedic - You're not qualified to say that. Cop - His legs are in the dam and his head is on the shearing shed. You work it out. Paramedic - We are going now.

Brianne I think you are the Queen of sarcasm legend!

My parents are both doctors. Most bizarre story they ever told me came from my Mum. She was doing a term in NZ in 1978. Paramedics had been called to the house of a morbidly obese person. And when I say obese I’m talking like 300kg. This person had either been sitting on a chair or lying on a bed or something, and it broke and they fell down into a corner and got stuck. That is they were literally so big that they couldn’t physically get themselves up from this position. The person they were with had called emergency because the person fell unconscious and had stopped breathing. The paramedics struggled to move this person out of the corner and help them but by the time they got to them they had already suffocated under their own weight. Not a good way to die.

3:44 'Whatever helps you exist that's fine'.....i am writing that as my senior year quote. I am painting that on my wall, I am putting it for any social media bio...its amazing just (italian/french kiss) beautiful. (yes I will quote you and no I'm not kidding)

14:35 people that have been bit on the arm by redback spiders say the pain is so severe that they'd rather have it cut off

I sooo wanted dreads as a teen and my mum was so strict about it that she said she would shave my head if I ever came back with them. She cited all the reasons from the story in this video and I thought she was just being a paranoid asshole, watching this has made me appreciate her dedication to me not having them 👌🏽💞

im shaving my head after this video thank u for the inspo xx

Video 4 of my sixth sense of knowing when Briannes posted working... It is my goal to be the first person to get a shoutout and not have the notification bell on

I get migraines and it ticks me off when people say "It's just a headache, can't you just take some tylenol or something", like they're clueless as to how debilitating migraines really are. I have to take prescription medication for them that are expensive but thank God I have insurance and only have a copay 🙌 I also get pre-migraine symptoms and post-migraine symptoms. It totally sucks. It sucks to the point I had to get on disability because of them. They are a serious bish! 😰

oooh! you should do a hairdressers share worst stories they've herd/experiences

Yay we got a new vid thanks Brianne 😊

i'd love to see an episode of this with teachers and childcare workers cause kids are f*cking hilarious

I used to be a home health caregiver and most of my life is medical, so most of these didn't bother me. I'm eating while listening to this. But the roaches in the hair bit made me put my food down lol

accidentally setting a patient on fire is such a 2020 mood, im not even surprised

ayyye i tell the dreadlock redback spider nest story to anyone i meet who's not from aus... it's lots of fun :))

😂 I'm a nurse too. Just had a shit night at work myself but seeing some of these makes me feel alot better hahaha

Bloody hell I’ve never been this early before 🤩

Here in America as I'm sure most places they have multiple shows about this I'm always amused lol

why do I somehow always end up making food right before Brianne uploads these and why have I not learnt to eat then watch the video cause I'm never hungry by the end

read most of these on brianne's post, and jesus christ were there MANY more not on here that were very VERY disturbing

You should ask school teachers next! both primary and high school teachers

My partner's a childrens mental health nurse and once had a patient doing finger painting on the wall in their own shit

Oh no-

And now I'm scared of dreadlocks.....ugh I'm so grossed out right now

My sister in law is a nurse I don't know how she does it her stories after dinner are like um no I don't want dessert

Watching this willing I’m sitting in hospital recovering from jaw surgery! 🤘

I love this lil series you got going on here

I really started regretting watching this while eating dinner at the story of the man splitting in half

I laughed WAY harder at the patient being set on fire than many would say I should've

I was enjoying a lovely eggs on toast while watching this...... don’t think I can ever look at an egg again.

Just cause you said your hairdresser friend found cockroaches in someone’s hair I want to see what else hairdressers have found in people’s hair

Okay, so i figured you might need a funny medical story after all that shit (lel). I have been in inpatient psych a few times, and one time this lady (who was very well known for being attention seeking) was at the nurses station trying to get opiates for a headache and was yelling at the nurses. They wouldn't give her any but did offer panadol/neurofen apparently this wasn't good enough so she started crying/screaming and then proceeded to chuck herself on the floor and throw a tantrum like a 3yo, arms and legs wailing about. Best bit was the nurses came out of the office, saw her on the floor, shrugged their shoulders and just stepped over her. She eventually must have realised she wasn't going to get what she wanted and got up, turned back to the window and asked the nurses for the panadol/neurofen 😂

Not really the worst thing she's *seen* but when my mum was younger she was doing job experience at an aged care home and an old lady low-key tried to *eat her hand.* *Not. Joking.*

Could you please do a video on rent inspections there's bound to be weird things there

oh my god, my mum had either the same redback spider nest guy as a patient or someone else who also managed to get a nest of spiders in his hair

5:25 . Never enjoyed eating some dessert and a new video as much as I did during that part.

solid 2/10 on my choice of eating mi goring while watching this

All the pee and poo stories were worth The Tale of Spidey-Dreds

I saw a man's degloved hand on channel 9 last night, but somehow that old man's toilet balls made me quiver while the hand didn't.

random story but when my brother was born there were 3 student doctors and nurses who fainted

you should do a thing that's like school stories

What about a video with stories from people who work in Real Estate? Sounds boring, but I've heard everything from someone using the display home toilet, which had plastic wrap over it, to a couple who had graduated the month before, were already pregnant, and thought they could negotiate their way into a house with 5 bedrooms, 2 floors & 3 parking spaces, all while trying to keep up with University.

Every job could involve shit. 💩

I liked this video particularly because it shows all sides of my field and it's quite entertaining to watch

Locked eyes and pushed out a shit? Hhmmmm dominance..... dominance of the house.

A cannula is a type of catheter Brianne so you’re not wrong calling it that! A catheter is just a tube from the inside of the body to the outside ☺️

NOOOOOOOOOOOO THE REDBACK ONE OMGGGGGG 🤢🤢🤢🤢

oh no 😟

Okay, first thing i noticed was the thumb ring. Who wears rings on their thumb? Hahahaha

The spider one....omg I am itchy

i first heard the redback spider story about 25 years ago and heard it numerous times, never 1st hand

ummm so my mum told me a story about my sisters birth turns out my sister also came out to quickly for the doctor to put gloves on.

As a doctor, I can verify that was not a stroke.

I just hit like... but I’m not sure I can honestly say I liked this 😂 Why do so many people feel the need to put things in body areas they don’t belong!! & the guy with his guts hanging out... reminds me of the twisted version of 10 in the bed we used to sing 😂 “there were 10 in the bed & the little one said ‘roll over, roll over’ so we all rolled over and one fell out, splat on the floor with his guts hanging out, please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas”....

When I walked at Cole's, a guy left a bag with his piss in it at the counter while he bought his fruit and it stank really bad so after he left I helped in the bakery for the rest of my shift that day

Sorry I usually comment after finishing watching your video but “a patient was set on fire” !?!?!?!? stOkED tO wATcH

After that, you need to ask people to send you in jokes to try and lighten the mood for you. If you decide that you want to ask for jokes, I'll give you your first one....This police officer is on patrol one night, and it's getting close to midnight, so he decides to drive up to the local lover's lane, to see if there is anyone up there doing things they shouldn't be doing. When he gets there, there is only one car parked there....the interior lights are on....there is a guy sitting in the front seat reading a magazine, and a girl sitting in the back seat filing her fingernails. The cop thinks to himself, "This is weird. Why would they be up here doing that?" So the cop parks his car and walks over to this guy's car and knocks on the driver's window. The guy rolls down the window and says, "Yes sir officer?" The cop says, "what are you doing?" The guy replies, "I'm reading a computer magazine sir." The cop points to the back and asks, "What is she doing?" The guy replies, "She's filing her fingernails, sir." The cop thinks to himself, "This doesn't make any sense", so the cop asks the guy, "how old are you son?" The guy replies, "I'm 22, sir." The cop points to the back and asks, "How old is she?" The guy looks at his watch and says, "She'll be 18 in eleven minutes."

yeah nah, my nan use to live in nimbin and had a friend that use to complain about migraines, turns out he also had a resident redback in his dreads but haha what else could you expect

My boyfriend was actually in his local newspaper his mum got out of the car out the front of the hospital and he fell out of her not even joking dude 😂😂😂

Shocked there wasn’t more “falling on object” stories

Wow these are gonna be scary

I once had a kid refuse medicine because it was yuck (understandable). But then didn’t want to have water to wash it down because the water was too spicy. Btw I found this all out by listening in on the nurses conversation while I was in the emergency department.

The next one HAS TO BE people who work with kids!

well some people really do be like that