Adults: video games cause violence Content for kids on YT :

How to make a family friendly video in 2 simple steps: -take an age restricted video -add colors and weird noises *You are all set*

7:00 "As a father, I can approve that this is exactly what toddlers like. Strip clubs, kidnapping, violence. Especially strip clubs."

I can't tell if these were made by a serial killer in his basement, or an A.I. that was programmed to make animations for kids but somehow developed Schizophrenia.

1:47 *the new shrek film looks great*

If you ever feel embarrassed, just think of the people who had to dress up as those characters and do this stuff

Not to mention that the Joker and Harley Quinn costumes shown were clearly the costumes from Suicide Squad, which is a PG-13 movie. Because 13 year olds just *LOVE* these kinds of brain-altering videos.

Even 6 years later, this is still relevant

"Why is a small Arabian child being crushed by skittles?" KZfaq: *YES*

That background gameplay is more kid friendly than all of these videos

Kids videos: **shows disturbing stuff** The people who created them: *”NoW tHaTs SoMe FaMiLy FrIeNdLy CoNtEnT rIgHt ThErE”*

My fear of Emergency Alert Systems: 39% My fear of wasps: 57% My fear of certain dogs: 63% My fear of creepypastas: 65% My fear of cursed images: 83% My fear of PS1 Errors: 96% My fear of KZfaq Kids: 999.999M%

*"hANG ON SPIDEY MATE WOT ARE YOU TRYING TO ATTEMPT THERE-"*

I was on a train once for eight hours straight, and there was a toddler on there playing those weird kids videos for All. Eight. Hours. It was one of the worst experiences in my life.

5:21 Perfectly cut screams

8:57 Not even Harley Quinn could watch this- and she adores every kind of Joker..

Me: reading title Title: pregnant Elsa jumps of building Also title : for kids Me: seems legit

Let’s be honest, these kind of “kid’s” videos have more violence and pain than the John Wick movies

I’m so glad whenever I watched KZfaq as a 3 year old, I managed to find actually good videos for children

KZfaq kids be like: “Mickey and Minnie spawn nerf guns while goofy and Donald commit suicide while summoning the devil!” The mom:why is my kid failing school What her kid watches:

I fear no man, But that thing (the animations) *It scares me*

These “kids videos” would probably be the best torture method. Just imagine being tied to a chair and being forced to watch them.

“Spider-Man just slapped Elsa’s ass to wake her up!?” -Memeulous 2017

“How about you go play with the neighbor’s kid,I heard he’s pretty nice!” *the neighbor’s kid* :

Commentary channel aimed at adults: **says the word pedophile** KZfaq: ILLEGAL 'Kid friendly' channel: **sexual themes shown in video** KZfaq: y'all here sum?

KZfaq: demonetizes every single video KZfaq kids:scarring children since the app was made

this is a certified hood classic

I’m pretty sure the thought process of the people making the videos are “Hey, if we make a fever dream into a poorly made animation, kids will think it’s good!”

"Why is a small Arabian child being crushed by skittles?" Welcome to ArabTube

I’ve seen my sister watching that “Johnny Johnny Yes Papa” once awhile ago and now I’m terrorized

Can’t believe this is his third most popular video. Takes me back to 2017

I grew up spending more time with my computer than my parents since they were both working to keep food on the table but at least I was entertaining myself with some quality stuff like Scooby Doo, Batman, playing Age of Empires etc.

The quality was so good I thought he was showing us a Pixar movie trailer

2:16 I like how Memeulous doesn't notice Mickey mouse being killed in the background

i honestly remember a low point of my life when I was done with everything and just binge watched these videos because I had nothing else to do with my life and felt like everyday was the same and just blended together lmao

These types of videos are more scary and disturbing than most horror movies and tv shows

"Why is a small arabian child being crushed by skittles?"

“I don’t understand why my son is failing kindergarten!” What her son watches:

Im proud that the videos i watched as a kid ( i launched youtube the 1st time in 2014 , i was 8 at the time) were MLG montages and wii party u gameplays

I used to watch toy freaks a whole lot with my step brother (and probably my older brother) and we didn’t think that their channel is weird until now but I still miss them.

7:59 Mr stark I don't feel so good

And it seriously feels weird when you have young cousins who have actually watched these disturbing videos...

I remember, I think I was about 5 at the time, I was binging KZfaq kids (because, yknow, 5 year old). When I stumbled upon a documentary. Being a dumb kid, I clicked it. The first few words in the video sent me crying within an instant. It said ‘everyone will die eventually!’ In comic sans. The rest of the video was just detailing the many ways that you can die. It’s been a while since it happened, but I still remember the shear horror of seeing those words. This comment probably won’t be seen, but if it does, don’t make the same mistake I did, and whatever you do don’t search up ‘documentary’ on KZfaq kids.

i cant believe i was missing such wonderful things as a child

Nobody: Literally no one: Kids Channels: *spiderman mounting elsa*

Parents: It's the video games! Ban the video games! Also parents: * Lets their kid watch these kids videos*

Anyone still waiting to see memeulous dress up like spider man and smoke a spliff

duuuuude old memeulos

Makes me feel like a kid again.

*Johnny johny yes papa is now a meme I am terrified*

KZfaq: I can let you watch amazing videos Me: watches small arib child get crushed by skittle demon

when i was like 9 i watched some of the weird kids content but not because they're kids content, it was to see some explosions and blood and guts (what the title said will happen) only to be disappointed that it's just some shitty edit, also to see some not so appropriate content only to get clickbaited, i was a dumbass lmao

4:03 translates to “bad child and giant candy accident! Johnny johnny yes papa nursery rhyme song”

no one : literally no one : kids channels : Elsa sets off a thermonuclear bomb while committing suicide

2:23 the eggs look like something Willy wonka would make if he was 2% more unstable

When I was five I remember watching these videos not knowing any better that these were some sick videos

So a while ago I saw my cousin watching, *MINNIE DIES IN CAR CRASH, MICKY GETS DEPRESSED* Update, they watch Morgz now. Hiring assassins UPDATE update. yall this is old as shiz y do yall still like it 😩

This you tube is even more kid friendly

watching memeulous old 2017-2018 content brings me back to year 8 lol

0:26 THE NOSTALGIA!

1919- *the future will be amazing!* 2019- *bad baby in pampers dance and sing song - Johnny Johnny Yes Papa*

"I'm 19..." I thought he was like 25

These youtube kids videos are the type of videos a person who claims "Kids would watch anything" would make

This just popped up on my fyp. Remember when this first came out. This shits gold

*The worst thing is* *The baby’s T-Pose*

I remember when my brother watched, "Minion finds a murderer and farts so much that he goes to the hospital"

*I saw a GTA vid that was on KZfaq kids once.* No lie.

I watched all of these when I was 7 and I didn't even understand what was going on in the videos... AAAHH I'M RETHINKING MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD!!!

Nobody: My brain at three am: 2:15

"no, smoking won't affect my baby." 9 months later

9:13 I unexpectedly started laughing

The fact that this was 4 years ago and he's changed quite a bit is just amazing

The live action ones look like bad porn plots

No one: Literally no one: Kids channels: Mickey kills whole family with nukes while fortnite dancing because Minnie cheated on him with Goofy

When I was younger (about kindergarten) these other kindergarteners kept talking (and constantly telling me) about these types of videos you showed. I don't want to brag but I think I was a bit smarter than the other kids back then. So anyway, they told me to search up this one video in particular (they also told me to watch it, I also forgot what they told me to search up on KZfaq). Anyway, when I got home I went to search up this "title", and I see horrible videos thumbnails. Of course I didn't watch it because even when I was in Kindergarten, I knew those type of videos were just big, fat, loads of shit. (The thumbnails scarred me for life they were so cringe). So the next day I warned the other Kindergarteners about how they shouldn't watch or keep watching that type of content. *Fast forward to the present and my friends regret that they didn't listen to me about that when they were younger. (They don't watch that content of course but it scarred them).*

Love how it’s always Elsa and Spider-Man. Literally the most random combination ever.

And KZfaq is getting after us for not being kid friendly

*Gen X:* "I grew up with Sesame Street." *Gen Y:* "I grew up with Blue's Clues." *Gen Z:* "I grew up with Fairly Oddparents." *Gen α:* "I grew up with uh... you know what? I don't wanna talk about it..."

I'm not giving my a kid any technology until their like 13

I'm sort of happy I wasn't exposed to the internet until the age of 10 lol

Nobody: KZfaq Kids: hulk gets his tushie wiped and micky gets marries sponge bob dance song egg dance Superman puppet

Why can’t we just go back to Minecraft let’s plays

7 years later this problem is way worse

This makes me so glad I grew up with PBS kids when I was little.

No one: Absolutely no one: Not even a single soul: Kids Channels: *Elsa dumps Spiderman and he becomes Hitler and commits suicide.*

No one: "Children" videos: *Elsa dancing on shreks dad depressed baby bad Disney Pixar Spider-Man egg gun knife pregnant baby iron man murders the hulk suicide fire explosion pizza Apple big-Johnny Johnny yes papa brother finger minion*

I'm pretty sure the least family friendly KZfaqr is more family-friendly than these videos

You know so many KZfaqrs wouldn’t get there more mature videos demonetized, if these “kids” videos didn’t exist.

4:01 Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 3 looks good

2:16 so nobody is going to talk about 4 people jumping Mickey and killing him

When I saw the examples, it made me lose a lot of hope for humanity, and I questioned how humanity got to this point

Whoever you are working on KZfaq recommending me this video again! Thank you!

8:49 "Ang' on spidey m8 what you tryna attempt there?" Spidey: *spiders sense tingling*

Who knew that Johnny Johnny would be hella lit this year

1:01 you’ve got that right, I remember watching toy freaks on KZfaq Kids when I was younger. Ngl I found them pretty disturbing

My childhood vid❤

KZfaq recommendations: "FBI WANT TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION"

Nobody: Not even a single soul: Recommended Videos: *"Spider man kills hulk manacingly and iron man is depressed and elsa dancing fortnite default dance while singing - Johnny Johnny yes papa and eating skittles from baby mickey the Movie"*

I think cocomelon is the most kid friendly, good quality, and actually educational channel I've ever seen.

I miss these commentary’s, I hope George makes more one day.