"Laboratoty bathroom" is such a weirdly specific use case...

A night light with a color temperature which feels like eight million K is an incredible good idea! I always wanted to feel like I am in an emergency room in a hospital when I go to bed! Thank you for unearthing those very special products.

The most ominous part? "there's no fuuuuse"

I used to read chinglish to my grandmother and Mom. One of the funniest things ever. The Past few years before my mom passed away.....i was taking care of her in the hospital and would bring a lot of chenglish instructions and safety warnings. I used to go to the Chinese markets and just look at funny and silly products just so I could buy them for the instructions and warnings on the back We would get to laughing so hard that we were hurting. There are some that are so funny you just wouldn't believe it This was great, and there was another video of yours a few years back where I laughed that hard in one of your videos eas when the cat was helping you do some "unauthorized plumbing"... He gave you this scared look for some reason in the middle of it.... and you we're surprised by his expression and started laughing while he was kind of scared. And it was one of the funniest things

It is funny when an English guy reads Chinglish, but when a Czech guy does it, hilarious :D Now I would like to hear a Polish or Russian guy read it. I really want to live in the Czech Republic when I retire. Such a beautiful country. The UK is really depressing me. Your video did a sterling job at cheering me up :) Many thanks and much love and hugs to you and your cat xx

Astonishing how little some people (factory owners) care. With stuff like this, I ask myself how the workers were paid or employed. Is it like "Here you get 2.80$. Design an enclosure for this lamp!", or like "You get 1.50$/h. Write >30 product descriptions per hour!"?

You should start teaching whatever language they write on those packages on duolingo 🤣

Really strange they went to the effort of using an aluminium core PCB. I think the whole "budget" went into that lol

In case anyone is wondering, Qiaolian would be pronounced "Chee-ow-lee-ahn". It's written in Pinyin (system of writing Mandarin using the Latin alphabet). Q is basically a ch, x is similar to sh, c is similar to ts. If it were properly written out there would also be inflection marks indicating which tone each syllable received. As for the rest of the text... wow. Just... wow.

Your commitment and dedication to explaining a 0.99 cent nightlight is inspirational.

So dodgy you can't sleep because you are worried about what could happen while it is plugged in.

The person writing the back label deserves oscar.. publicity stunt for 1M views, free advertising...

Those instructions are absolutely amazing! Reminds me of the "electron go out mosquito small a night lamp" which has appeared before.

The Chinglish reading was hilarious. Thank you for reading it.

those instructions are funny af.

oh god i'm in tear from him trying to pronounce all of that

Cold white light, just what the sleepy, tired eyes need for night-time low-level illumination when you need to visit the ol' throneroom for a pee... :P

That is some primo Chinglish right there! Even if it kills you, there is still the few chuckles before rigor mortise sets in.

Im happy that u have been making many new videos lately :)

I wonder what kind of bread you can make with flourescenent powder.

1:05 "Floworescent". Haven't you seen the new ground-up flower powder to make the LEDs bright 😂😂 This was guh...gwruh...greata!

I have had this exact same lamp for well over 5 years now and instead of smd components, they used tht with cone shaped leds and an additional ceramic capacitor. Quite reliable actually. Has been working every night since I bought it and sometimes if I forget to turn it off, whole day. Thought I have to be careful not to knock it off the socket and it's housing.

I always think of their CE mark as being "China Export only" meaning it's of such doggy construction and quality that it's cannot be sold or used in china. 🙂 As the CE printed is wrong for an EU CE mark. this is great for us in the UK now as it looks nothing like the UKAC we should be using.

mmmmmmmm. I like it when my laboratoty bathroom has distinctive flavor and taste.

6W LED is practically a spotlight, hardly a night light. Unless of course most of the power goes into making heat, which would explain the need for the large aluminum heatsink.😂

your catulator needs a gif of your cat and some quips so as this cat has really great insights

Alright, I'm going to type all this in the box of Google translator and I'll let it do the reading job, of course with Chinese accent.... If you'll never hear from me again, just know that I had a nice death... I died of laughter :)

Isn't the shorter pin some kind of standard too? For shavers in the bathroom. (found it, BS 4573) I think the Chinese often confuse it with the European plug.

Thank you. Keep working. Good luck!

Could you make an energy lamp? Use a bunch of blue LEDs and it will be an anti circadian rhythm light to keep you up when you run out of coffee

Sad you didn't replace the resistor with a blob of solder and power it up, so it would make some nice fireworks ☺

The power supply of this night light is somehow like these capacitor power supplies. The disadvantage is the power consumption of resistor. I made such kind of night lights by myself because most of the commercial ones are way too bright for my taste. I just want to find the orientation if I need to go to the bathroom at night. In my design I have used a high efficiency warm white LED operating by a current of only 2 mA. To reduce the voltage I have used a X2 capacitor with 33 nF with a parallel bleeding resistor of 1 MOhm. It is followed up by a small full bridge rectifier, a 5.1 V Zener diode and a 22 µF electrolytic capacitor. A series connection of a 100 Ohm resistor and the LED is connected in parallel. Under this arrangement the 5.1 V Zener diode generates a voltage drop of only 2.7 V at a bias current of only 60 µA. Most of the current goes through the LED branch. At the LED the voltage is 2.5 V. So the power consumption of the LED is only 5 mW. The total power consumption of the circuit is 8 mW. Most of the extra power is used in the rectifier. It gives well enough light for the darkness adapted eyes and the power consumption is so small, that it is not necessary to switch it off during the day time. I use three of these night lights, in corridor, bath room and living room.

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Do you think the aluminum substrate board gives any significant extra cooling to the resistor? I assume the majority of cooling would come through the solder pads... and I don't think those pads are directly connected to the aluminum. The resistor wouldn't work very well if there was a near-zero resistance metal connection underneath it...

Danny, in which videos did you use a small chamber to measure Lux or Lumen of your LEDs? I cant find the video I saw you doing it.

Like the way you talk.great videos you make

You just have to Love "Chinglish"... It's such a versatile language 😁

Him reading the description is hilarious, it’s like the people responsible writing it halfway just gave up and did not give a single f*ck about it. I love dodgy and sketchy gadgets. 💯👌

new diodegonewild character: random sort of dodgy multimeter

I think they smoke their flourescent powder while writing this 🤣 🤣 🤣

Would be really interesting to see you try out a few of those cheap $5 logic analyzers. And maybe a few of the more medium-priced ones that are still only $15 or $20 maybe a little more. Maybe dslogic would send you one to do it tear down. Also there's another few companies on banggood and elsewhere that combine a pretty high speed logic analyzer with analog channels capable of oscilloscope type measurements as well. And even more expensive one I almost bought that had a built-in curve tracer

Thanks. Gave me the best laugh of the day.

Love your website it's help me lot

„… there is no fuse.“ - The resistor IS the fuse. 😂 Or the exploding LEDs, as you like.

3:00 a few MM difference doesn't matter... The only thing that matters is how carefully you slide it in the holes. Had a date like that once 10/10 would recommend 👍

i like to love those manuals :)

Resisteeeeeeeeeer. Love you bro

Would be cool to see you make and isolation transformer for your lab

You got me there, i could not stop laughing as you were reading the Jibberish lol :-D It took me back to the 1980's instruction book that came with a new v.c.r. Some of the instructions were impossible to do. I ignored the manual and just played with the v.c.r controls, it didn't take long to understand it. Why does chinglish still exist?

Thanks

That description is just like from some parallel universe, where things evolved slight diferentlly :D :D

@DiodeGoneWild - There is a "fuse": the thin wires ... Also the isolation of the plug´s pins looks like molded from the same thermoplastis of housing (this can not be good)

Classic dgw! 🙂👍

I laughed so hard at the script on the back of the package that I threw up a little. It seems like a 8yr old wrote it. Hilarious... LMFAO

It is fun to critique the spelling and grammar errors on Chinesium crap! Great video as usual.

Trpileguarantees are SO in this season.

imagine if this video had subtitles... 😂

I am still waiting for your bench power supply restoration video series 😅 please made it quickly

Maybe they have some floo powder :p

nise resistorkalkulator ❤

Hey I have a question for you buddy I'm there's these flat super slim adapter quick charge 3.0 can you take a look into them because I bought one off of Amazon it says it's 18 w but I'm not getting would you mind looking into it

Hahahaha i love these manuals 😂😂

If there are no cute kitty cats present a video must be demonetized.

Flourescent powder

I really like when you say "Doggy" 😂❤

the translation... Great LOL 🤣🤣

Chinglish level 10!

The pins of te mini European plug are parallel, that's why it falls out. You should read more instruction manuals from China. Amazing, bloody hell.

And of course i love at he says "catculators" 😂

Be careful, this may contain CnUo (Chinesium-Unobtainium alloy), which may emit Forceful Rays.

please next,usb killer and whats iside

did he say its made from advanced electric and material??

2:27 here CE actually means "China Export". Chinese intentionally made the logo very similar to "Conformite Europeenne" logo 🙂. The only difference between the logos is that in "China Export" logo the letters are much closer to each other.

I've missed hilarious english on the packaging of chinese products. Most companies seem to have got their heads around translation these days, but this is a return to form.

A few years ago I bought one. I added a capacitor and it stopped blinking. I don't remember the capacitance.

ten odpor vypadá na 1205, ten může být až na 500V 0,5W v pohodě, záleží jaký tam zrovna osadili od jakého výrobce

I think those chinese use OCR translations. How else would you get those typos

Probably the Simplest circuit ever featured in this channel 😅

Shame about the plug because the housing is roomy and a good shape and could be used for something else or a hacked version of this board

Funny instructions though 😂😂😂😂

And some pictures so you can take a look into this

That is the cheapest construction possible, Al pcb

where can i get a lot of igbt or igbt modules cheap way?

Damn that translation from chinese 🤣🤣🤣

I have never seen in my life so many writing mistakes on one product. If it was me, I could give it a pass because English is my third language, but since it was someone working at a big Company and not some KZfaq chump like me, we can't forgive that.

chinanglish - lots of fun back in China (also in Japan for Japanglish) lol.

maybe you can do a video about logos of ce as european standard vs ce as china export :)

A W S E O M E I N C I R B E L

No doubt, it comes from backchina where google translator don´t work or is unknown.

"essential for the DAILY life of family"... i dont think the chinese understood it is used at night...

Many brands of the exact same thing on Taobao for about $1.00

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2:22 Some people say I lack taste. Forceful taste might really suit me. Maybe a dozen...

Perhaps they could use AI to write product descriptions for them. It would be still complete nonsense but without grammar errors, at least.

2:27 I think that everyone thinks that "CE" stands for European certification but I believe there is actually another "CE" which signifies some Chinese certification. Now why the Chinese certification body would choose "CE" as the marking to put on certified products' labels, I don't know. Truth be told, I've never seen a product with two "CE"s on it, i.e. one for China and one for Europe.

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Another dodgy product, love your cat who fully agrees that it is dodgy. Amazing that this dangerous crap is sold to the public.

This doesn't have enough components on it to be considered even e-waste.

Instructions are funny :)

It has to be difficult to make a product so bad, that one is unable to reuse the plug, the housing, the leds AND the driving circuitry for anything useful.