Dominic Frisby sings "Keir Starmer is Captain Flip Flop"

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Ай бұрын

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Directed by Will Freeman with music recorded, mixed and played by Wayne McIntyre
LYRICS:
Starmer said he’s going nationalise the trains
Now he isn’t going to nationalise the trains
The water, mail or energyHe dropped that rather cleverly
That is no longer part of the campaign
He will spend 28 billion
Green prosperity for millions
No he won’t he’s going to think on that again
He’s going to abolish tuition fees
No he isn’t cos of the economy
He will always wear the poppy
No he shouldn’t wear a poppy
Will you just ignore these u-turns if you please
He just wants to gets elected
Without saying what’s affected
He has so many people to appease
He’s Captain Flip-Flop!
Flippety floppetyFlippety floppety Flip flop flip
He’s Captain Flip-Flop
He’s Captain Flip-Flop!
Flippety floppety
Flippety floppety Flip flop flip
He’s Captain Flip-Flop
Women can have penises,
Yes they can, not they can’t, yes they, not they can’t
Women can have penises,
Yes they can, not they can’t, yes they, not they can’t
He tried to Rayner to shut her gob
On second thoughts he gave her lots of jobs
He’s very very working class
His upbringing was middle class
He’s oh so clear and yes thingamabob
As leader of the CPS
He let off Saville what a mess
Never mind he did a splendid job
Yes, Corbyn was a colleague and a friend
Whose career in Labour he brought to an end
Yes, he fired Diane Abbot
And re-hired Diane Abbot
And now he’s going to think on that again
His name is Keir Starmer
And he is white Obama
Well, maybe not let’s think on that again
He’s Captain Flip-Flop!
Flippety floppetyFlippety floppety
Flip flop flip
He’s Captain Flip-Flop!
Flippety floppetyFlippety floppety
Flip flop flip
He’s standing up for common sense
Kneeling down, standing up, kneeling down, standing up.
He’s standing up for common sense
Kneeling down, standing up, kneeling down, standing up
He’s standing, he’s kneeling
He’s no-ing, he’s yessing
He’s flipping, he’s flopping
He’s flip flop flip
Israel can defend itself,
Yes, it can, no it can’t, yes it can, no it can’t
Rejoin the EU
Yes we will, no we won’t, yes we will, no we won’t
We will, we won’t
We can. we can’t
Captain Flip-Flop!

Пікірлер: 236

@stuartclarke3171 Ай бұрын

Rumour has it that Kia have invented a car that can perform U turns on a voice command. They are calling it the Kia Starmer.

@saraandivanevans6881 27 күн бұрын

Love it.

@BillyBanter100 26 күн бұрын

Oach😂

@johnbrereton5229 25 күн бұрын

Yes true, but I heard they decided not to put it into production because it didnt live up to expectations....... much like Mr Flip Flop himself ! 😂😂😂😂

@GeorginaDent-Jefferies 24 күн бұрын

Love it L. But I wouldn’t buy it .. I need reliability

@fredholmes6284 24 күн бұрын

Nigel should use this on his next campaign rally 😂.. reform UK 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

@agw100100 Ай бұрын

Well one thing's for sure. You won't hear this on the BBC.

@debbiewindsor6834 27 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@joeblack8915 19 күн бұрын

The BBC news these days may as well start with the words 'This is a political party broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party'.

@user-nk5pl8br4w 12 күн бұрын

BBC is too scared to call Brexit the effing disaster it is.

@aidenfreedom 10 күн бұрын

No, but its Brilliant Dominic, so funny yet true!! 🤣😂😂🤣

@peterpann9197 Ай бұрын

VOTE REFORM PEOPLE

@user-nk5pl8br4w 12 күн бұрын

Labour has 82 times more seats 😂

@mgdwcb1 Ай бұрын

During the grim next 5 years we'll need more of this stuff.

@Slumbert Ай бұрын

Exactly.... I'm trying to make him create a Sir Flipflop flopflip sing along version for pubs etc. Him on Sir🎷 Women on flipflop🎵 Men on flopflip🎶

@SJ44-tu8ow Ай бұрын

This needs airing on MSM to help wake the sheeple up.

@adamsmith4813 16 күн бұрын

Those the Same sheep that betrayed their working class roots and voted tory in '19 ?

@fredericksaxton3991 Ай бұрын

Fabulous. I saw him called Sir Ikea Starmer today, because he is not just a plank, but a complete wardrobe.

@jamesbrown4092 Ай бұрын

With a few bolts missing?

@Rich-bb5gp 28 күн бұрын

I thought he was a tool, after all he tells anyone who listens that his Dad was a toolmaker...

@paulhumphries3795 26 күн бұрын

Great lyrics..problem is they are true…God help us..🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇬🇧

@barkebaat Ай бұрын

It's fortunate that Frisby found his long lost identical twin in time to make these lampoons :-)

@JigjagjugXyz Ай бұрын

I think it's a camera trick. Similar was done on Red Dwarf.

@barkebaat Ай бұрын

@@JigjagjugXyz : you on the spectrum?

@luckybag6814 Ай бұрын

Identical twin? They’re not really that much alike.

@DarrenJamiesonJamieson Ай бұрын

Starmer will serve the british first and those two know that they'll be left out!

@peterkay4477 Ай бұрын

@@DarrenJamiesonJamiesonServe the British? (Note the initial cap.). On a platter, I assume you mean.

@telemachus53 Ай бұрын

"We'll never recognise a Palestinian state" "The first thing we will do is recognise a Palestinian state." Oh dear, Sir Keir!

@user-ym7nv1qx1x 19 күн бұрын

Vote Reform, you know it’s the right move!

@stephenclarke2206 13 күн бұрын

Vote Reform & give Labour a super majority

@kevinturvey8213 Ай бұрын

if only that's all he was - he's much more dangerous than that!

@martinlouden9005 Ай бұрын

Flippin' brilliant. Get that stage musical on the road. You know it makes sense!

@DominicFrisby Ай бұрын

One day

@davidjones8680 18 күн бұрын

@@DominicFrisbyOne day soon.

@thebadtemperedbrit Ай бұрын

If I was a top Tory, I'd ask to buy this to put it in an election broadcast, unusual, but they've got nothing to lose at this point!

@IanParker Ай бұрын

Brilliant SIR Starmer to a T

@2ShadesOfGray Ай бұрын

When parody and satire hit the target dead center

@thomridgeway1438 Ай бұрын

Well played Dom, time to revive the works of Sir Wiliam Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan. Not many know, but they were biting almost savage satirists for their times too.

@deanjohnson383 Ай бұрын

More flip flops than an Aussie beach mate. Ooh ra ooh

@ZAKKANWAKKAR Ай бұрын

First Flanders and Swann and now Gilbert and Sullivan. 👏👏👏👏👏 Starmer - the very model of a modern major pain.

@Slumbert Ай бұрын

Next...... Riverdance

@JM-bg1it Ай бұрын

I'd love to hear His Frisbeeness do a Chas 'n Dave style production some day

@Slumbert Ай бұрын

Patter song Fun fact Means tits in danish.

@carmenlottner297 Ай бұрын

I was just thinking Flanders&Swann!

@FredScuttle456 Ай бұрын

@@carmenlottner297 Flanders? Okely-dokely!

@johnkeane7883 25 күн бұрын

Superb!! Starmer: Stands for nothing, kneels for everything 😂

@palaceofwisdom9448 Ай бұрын

Obama is the white Obama if he ever stopped denying half his genetic makeup.

@beecat9951 Ай бұрын

Boy have you got Starmer down to a T! Love the song too - catchy!

@cat269erine Ай бұрын

Nailed it.

@Dayborne Ай бұрын

Another great song from the voice of British Libertarianism

@kevinlindsay5255 Ай бұрын

Love it, captain flip flop is just what he is

@manofkent4472 Ай бұрын

It's an indictment of this country that Dominic isn't on a friday night TV show. It's a shame GB news is stuck down the 'chat' hole and not commissioning anything or doing anything a bit lighter. They have 'comedians' on, but not to do any actual sets.

@chiefsittingstill6061 Ай бұрын

I thought the John Cleese show was a step in that direction, but I don't know what's happened to that.

@jefftucker201 Ай бұрын

Spot on! Great song.

@BugeyeBob-zt6ne Ай бұрын

Your songs make having an interest in British politics well worth it.

@rogerfox2919 Ай бұрын

Starmer wasn’t the only tool his father never actually made.

@douggraves4482 Ай бұрын

Yourself and your twin hitting the nail on the head again sir 😂

@jules2545 Ай бұрын

Yes, all well and good, but did you know 'our Keir's' dad was a tool maker and he made a fecking beauty here.

@martindunstan8043 Ай бұрын

🤣Starmer spins the line about his father,relentlessly trying to appease the working class. The truth of the matter is his father owned the Oxted tool company as opposed to clocking in with cloth cap and brown overalls to begin his shift, knocking out spanners on a press, Starmer Sr was in the office counting the cash🤣he may well have been a good boss but it's nice to shatter the illusion that he was just a lowly toolmaker slaving on the shopfloor.

@markwilson7788 Ай бұрын

My prediction is that his first action as Prime Minister will be to make Jeremy Corbyn his special envoy to Israel.

@Slumbert Ай бұрын

foreign secretary predatormother Diane Abbott. Away from London.

@soton5teve Ай бұрын

Sunaknackered 😂😂😂😂😂

@thebadtemperedbrit Ай бұрын

Sir Queir is indeed very queer! Great stuff, Bravo!

@RestWithin 18 күн бұрын

Voting Reform. Nigel Farage’s last stand! Never mind tactical voting we need a strong opposition not the Conservatives and then Nigel will be PM in 5 years after we’ve all had a taste of Labour’s bitterness! 🇬🇧

@gilliebrand Ай бұрын

I would if he has decided if he wants to be Prime Minister yet???

@thomasswift3563 Ай бұрын

Dominic never lets you down lol

@Slumbert Ай бұрын

Keirs flipflopping is training, he is aiming to be human quantumcomputer one day, all positions at the same time.

@jwadaow Ай бұрын

A keir function is a distribution of possible policies.

@mikehardwicke23 Ай бұрын

Superb - you should be on the stage.... oh you are!

@TYLERCONSTRUCTION Ай бұрын

Brilliant!! 😂😂 And very accurate. DONT VOTE FOR LABOUR AND THE CLOWN

@Slumbert Ай бұрын

Reform should make a Where's Keir electionposter like Where's Waldo. He could be flipflopping to.

@christastic100 Ай бұрын

No no no no yes that’s right

@symmo2 Ай бұрын

Brilliant one of your best! I was considering voting Labour as they were going to open up the countryside with the Right to Roam like in Scotland, but strangely they changed their minds 😂😂

@pilotpaul Ай бұрын

Spot-on Dom.

@simplysimon9868 25 күн бұрын

Just spat my latte out 🤣🤣🤣🤣 😂👍🇬🇧 Should be LEIBOUR's entrance song 🤣 Brilliant 👏

@Eve-Nicholson Ай бұрын

Wonderful.

@leemarklew2496 Ай бұрын

Excellent

@oscarvi3232 Ай бұрын

Can never have enough G'nS.

@invisibleyousee1 Ай бұрын

Brilliant!!!

@bexmjt10 Ай бұрын

@dominicfrisbycomedysongs awasome and spot on as always 😅

@paulineashcroft1485 Ай бұрын

Brilliance from DF - oh yes it is - oh no it isn't!

@Slumbert 23 күн бұрын

Can you feel it? Sir Flipflopalot will soon make the triple... Flipflopflipflopflipflop

@kimvibk9242 Ай бұрын

Nice Gilbert and Sullivan vibe! I was thinking along the lines of....'He is the very model of a major rectal agony'...🤣

@1lonecanadian Ай бұрын

Starmer is just so close to stammer there is little wonder that each time he opens his mouth to say something another incomplete thought emerges.

@mick3387 Ай бұрын

I’m buying this in iTunes just to say thank you for writing it, not smiled this much since 17 Million f@ck offs!

@What..a..shambles Ай бұрын

And we're paying for it all!!

@TheSymphonyOfScience Ай бұрын

Solid performance.. loved it! ✔

@helentucker6407 Ай бұрын

Lol...reminds me of Stanley baxter! 👍

@gorillapermacuture Ай бұрын

Wow, your a great performer and artist! Keep them coming! Aloha

@leoncsorba9085 Ай бұрын

Absolutely fantastic ❤🎶❤

@marco_0599 Ай бұрын

👏👏👏and don't forget his father was a 'tool' maker!

@YM-rm7mh Ай бұрын

His Father WAS a Tool Maker - He PRODUCED Keir!! 😮

@Slumbert Ай бұрын

@@YM-rm7mhboth tool and foolmaker...

@Slumbert Ай бұрын

More flipflops than on a superbeach in july. Reform should produce Keirs for the beach.

@daveyjones72 Ай бұрын

No truer than a true word sung! 😅

@Philippians2v10-12 25 күн бұрын

So, we have Dr. Flip Flop (via the USA) and now we have Captain Flip Flop (via the UK). Can't wait for what France, Germany, Spain , Italy, Portugal and Antarctica can come up with.

@NRTSean Ай бұрын

Brilliant.

@stephenallen3683 Ай бұрын

He looks it.

@technonarg5978 Ай бұрын

Spot on! 🤣

@jfhghifhg5970 Ай бұрын

Bloody hilarious! Another banging tune!!

@TheSwampypants Ай бұрын

Sir Dominic of Frisbyshire, I do declare, this is your best song ever (and the Fo Song) Please keep up the great work !😊

@debbiewindsor6834 27 күн бұрын

Excellent made me smile which is amazing as I’m so depressed at the prospect of Starmergeddon.

@Slumbert Ай бұрын

Keir could get stress in front of buffet.

@MrPremiere04 Ай бұрын

I'm thinking about 18 million would-be Labour voters should watch your video.....then vote Reform instead!😆

@luminousherbs 17 күн бұрын

No chance I’m voting for racism

@MrPremiere04 13 күн бұрын

@@luminousherbs I see I was wildly overestimating Captain FF's pulling power! Labour vote under 10 million.4.1 million "racists" out there!😁

@edwardstileman4691 Ай бұрын

No he isn’t! Yes he is!

@user-fl7io9pk8u 12 күн бұрын

Brilliant.❤

@stretchsixtyeight8303 Ай бұрын

Dominic I hope you read the comments here. I've just got in from drinks with friends, I've been sent this video on WhatsApp and I've nearly swallowed my tongue laughing. I was gonna post this elsewhere but I don't do stuff like that any more because I'm always arguing with my "progressive" friends. Anyway, just wanted to say, this is the kind of childish, brutal almost medieval banter that people can never live down. Get enough people singing this and he won't have a thing to say in response. Genius 😂😂😂

@DominicFrisby Ай бұрын

Thank you!

@Slumbert Ай бұрын

Let's all hope he makes a Sir Flipflopalot sing along pubversion also.

@scorpiosq2963 21 күн бұрын

Brilliant. Thank you.

@graemewalker1267 13 күн бұрын

There should be a national motion to get this released and get play time on every radio station and push it to No 1 in the charts. 🤣🤣🤣

@ralphsmith1170 Ай бұрын

LOL!! Brilliant!

@leakoe3797 15 күн бұрын

Brilliant 'Kia starmer'- ha ha ha

@cervelo9465 26 күн бұрын

Marvelous and Brilliant

@stephenallen3683 Ай бұрын

Hey Dominic I never realised you had a twin brother we should see more of him.

@twentyrothmans7308 Ай бұрын

He's younger as well.

@soton5teve Ай бұрын

Better than just a flop sunak 😂😂😂😂😂

@Rich-bb5gp 28 күн бұрын

Like so many of Dominic's songs this is so much better than it needs to be; it's satire but I'll probably end up singing it to myself in the shower. Could easily be a Gilbery and Sullivan number.

@Darwriter Ай бұрын

Politicians should not be laughed at - they can be very dangerous when elected.

@bobhazeel Ай бұрын

Brilliant! As usual. 😂

@MinskUK 25 күн бұрын

One for last night of the proms

@dooleys1972 Ай бұрын

also known as captain "hindsight" 🤨 always knows what was going to happen........but only AFTER IT'S HAPPEND , told you so.......😮😮

@petereastwood7868 18 күн бұрын

Great to see the Frisby Twins performing again.

@johnminshell6532 23 күн бұрын

Bulls Eye!

@peterdixon7975 21 сағат бұрын

Worryingly accurate.

@debbiewright2171 Ай бұрын

😂😂 so so accurate 👌👌👏👏

@simplesimon2802 Ай бұрын

Fantastic! Something that concerns me is that he has said nothing about whether he will be increasing capital gains tax. Its bad enough that Sunak slashed the threshold from £12k to a mere £3k - a higher rate of tax too will be a nightmare.

@JM-bg1it Ай бұрын

It's an entirely new wealth tax of some sort everyone should be most worried about.

@1carusjohn32 Ай бұрын

@@JM-bg1it I see it more of an opportunity remover. With a little bit of time and commitment, people could better themselves making use of such allowances. Ah! but it is only for the rich --- it will matter not for the rich, they are rich, but it will deny the people that have grafted a little to invest in things that they thought they would be getting a return on. For a couple who did buy a second home to rent out, you know the evil landlords types(aka someone trying to do better for themselves) they have had a lump taken off them in the last 3 years from something that they may have invested in over numerous years, it wasn't a quick win before, it sure isn't now! Unbelievable that the Tories of all people have chipped away at this. Labour will be coming after your pensions and Isa's next as there is almost nothing left.

@valeriehealey1924 Ай бұрын

Very entertaining😂

@dennisspinkshappyforbusker2523 Ай бұрын

Right again,thanks for the chuckle 😂

@ColinDalaska Ай бұрын

Very good tune. So we've got a choice between a party running a gambling syndicate, a party with a leader who can't stick to a decision, and a party who's leader is off to the US to support Trump until he wasn't. At least Ed Davey is making the most of his theme park annual pass.