DON'T ASK | Dave Thornton | FULL COMEDY SPECIAL

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7 ай бұрын

Dave Thornton presents his second stand-up comedy special filmed at The Corner Hotel in Richmond, Melbourne.
Having a dubious contempt for non-coffee drinkers, a love of retirement, health scares and other topics that will hopefully be worth the payoff, check out a man who has dedicated far too much of his life to standing there and talking rubbish.
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@cameronbox2592 7 ай бұрын

Brilliant! Funniest man in Oz.. King Charles bit and Ottoman, Genius!

@RobertPyneNaturePhotographer 7 ай бұрын

Supposed to be working but listening to you was so much better. Bloody hilarious.

@peachsncream5808 5 күн бұрын

Did you know that if you’re a congressman , insider trading is one of the legal perks of the job .🤫🤫

@miguelmako8582 7 ай бұрын

Bloody hilarious 🤙🏽💯

@MinetteFarrar-ei8wv 5 ай бұрын

Getting them ready for jail! 😂 I agree !

@vixlittlestingnow 7 ай бұрын

Love it!! Also...my Mum to Dad, re my teenage brother, circa 1987... "VIIIIIC!! KNOCK HIIIIIM DOWWWWWN!" 🤬🤬🤬🤬 Which Vic refused to do.... until he pissed Vic off! 👌🏻👌🏻🤣

@TheCrawf28X15 5 ай бұрын

The little tags he throws in are amazing! 😂 either need a toilet or a drop chute😂😂😂

@dave_thorno 5 ай бұрын

It's not often you get kudos for the tags so thanks heaps!

@veronikasebesta2401 7 ай бұрын

Love your work! 👌👌

@joe_dombrowski 7 ай бұрын

“Cool bro. After my set I’m gunna sell some cars” I felt that so deeply 😂 😂 Great set

@dave_thorno 6 ай бұрын

Thanks for checking it out!

@tyrannicpuppy 7 ай бұрын

The thing about the stomp massage is that it works. I used to get my little sister to walk along my back and legs after footy on the weekends. Worked a bloody treat. And was somehow less rough than the bloke the club paid to do the job. Helped that I was 17 and she was 5, so the weight difference was minimal. But it worked the kinks out of the muscle alright. That was superb. Last bit was so relatable even without kids.

@dave_thorno 7 ай бұрын

Nice!

@shydreamguyman4098 6 ай бұрын

My brother and i have a 4 year age difference . i'm younger and taller but i was half his weight and he used to get me to walk on his back .

@tyrannicpuppy 6 ай бұрын

@@shydreamguyman4098 Me and him have probably done some serious damage to our backs that we're just not old enough to notice yet, but damn if it didn't work at the time. I always felt great after. Really worked the muscles out.

@MinetteFarrar-ei8wv 6 ай бұрын

I went to a segregated catholic school growing up. 😔 Then when I turned 14 years old, my mother suddenly moved us to another state. I was thrown into public school and completely traumatized 😑 I LOVE catholic school jokes!😊😅

@tanehowe6242 3 ай бұрын

"Just a latte Sugar Dick" had me in friggin stitches. That's gonna be my new fav when the call goes out for coffee at work. 😂😂😂 So many gems in this set though.

@soozcueful 7 ай бұрын

Another great set Dave, thank you. Will listen to any and all of your waffle whenever it’s available 😀 cheers from the Maritimes, Canada

@dave_thorno 6 ай бұрын

Thanks for watching!

@qqsylarpp808 7 ай бұрын

Amazing show, Dave...really loved it! You know it's good when I'm watching it at home, by myself, and I just start applauding at the end...

@dave_thorno 7 ай бұрын

Legend! Thanks for that

@MinetteFarrar-ei8wv 5 ай бұрын

Yes, children need physical discipline. You're a great dad!❤

@4WheelingInNSW 4 ай бұрын

Saw you last week at Richmond Regent Theatre, very entertaining so thank you for coming out our way champ ! 👍👍 Very good and a Great night out … First a big Chinese feed over the road, making us fuller than Oprah’s undies, and then some side splitting laughter with you, what a combo ❤️👍👍

@dave_thorno 4 ай бұрын

Legend! Thanks for coming out to The Regent. Much appreciated 🙌

@strykahcoin 2 ай бұрын

Seen you at born to be funny LIVE last night and you have a new fan in me the facial expressions are next level so funny

@dave_thorno 2 ай бұрын

Oh thanks for coming to the gig and checking out my stuff on the socials! Hopefully see you at a show sometime

@InservioLetum 6 ай бұрын

The Ottoman joke is honestly the first creative and entirely new joke I've heard in what feels like thirty years. Most people that know what an ottoman is haven't any clue who the Ottomans were -- and vice versa -- but both people are usually about as funny as shopping for hemorrhoid cream. This man is just an awesome bloke.

@sheldondavis716 5 ай бұрын

I always assumed an ottoman was a Turkish fellow that you put your feet on

@cvarikos 3 ай бұрын

Yeap ... yeap ... solid set Dave. It ain't easy keeping me interested for 50 mins ...... As far as top comics, I'd put that up against the likes of Brian Regan, Pete Correale, Jim Gaffigan. Even Seb Maniscalco's last special, this was just as tight. Carl Baron still is the GOAT but you're approaching that rarified air.

@CaptainsChannel58 7 ай бұрын

Woohoo!!! Can't wait!!

@ComedyComAu 7 ай бұрын

🙌😂 so good!

@amyf5521 7 ай бұрын

“Sugar dick” will definitely be included in my vocabulary from now on! 😂 Also, is “dam in my donut” a real saying? And if so, wtf?!? I’m American so I’m pretty well-versed and familiar with donuts but that one’s got me stumped.

@dave_thorno 7 ай бұрын

You can take home "Sugar Dick". I hope the saying takes off and flourishes. The saying you're looking for is 'take the Jam out of my Donut" thanks to my accent and me talking fast and mumbling it prob came out somewhat mangled but yes that's the phrase you're looking for

@amyf5521 7 ай бұрын

@@dave_thorno Oh that makes much more sense! Admittedly a small jump to make which is a bit embarrassing but in my defense, we call them jelly donuts. 😳

@douglasloy285 7 ай бұрын

Jam in my donut

@larryknowlton7094 6 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure he said "jam" ...like jelly😊

@RobertPyneNaturePhotographer 7 ай бұрын

Yep, Prince Charles and Ottoman are comedy GOLD.

@user-if3nf3mf1s 7 ай бұрын

So good. 😂😂😂😂

@alycewalker1341 6 ай бұрын

Amazing work! Haven’t seen you before but your on my radar now.. needed a good laugh today. The ending is genius, i’m definitely using that..my son will back down reeeeal quick! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@dave_thorno 6 ай бұрын

Haha- use it all you want. I want to hear feedback on how it goes

@_RLP 6 ай бұрын

This dude's awesome. Hope to see more.

@dave_thorno 6 ай бұрын

Cheers, appreciate the message!

@aburnett83 6 ай бұрын

Amazing, never seen you before but was actually laughing out loud during a lot of the show

@dave_thorno 6 ай бұрын

Appreciate the comment, thanks for checking it out!

@sassymummaof2 4 ай бұрын

This set was so damn funny! The story with your 2 girls in the bathroom, oh man, way too relatable 😂 Can't wait for your show at the Sydney Comedy Festival 😊

@dave_thorno 4 ай бұрын

I know- the bathroom is story is all time 🤦 See you in Sydney!

@joetorrey6922 3 ай бұрын

Good stuff. Thank you. My 2nd listen.

@dave_thorno 3 ай бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it- thanks for checking it out a second time legend

@davideaston8314 4 ай бұрын

Burnt water? That’s STEAM?! 🤷🏻‍♂️😂💀

@GodiscomingBhappy 5 ай бұрын

the king Charles was so true and funny!! Funny throughout! enjoyed fully! Merry Xmas

@kerilaverty 7 ай бұрын

Great special! :)

@malcolmmacallister6029 6 ай бұрын

So true about coffee ☕ 😅. Love your work

@dave_thorno 6 ай бұрын

Haha- thanks! Vive La Caffeine

@sheldondavis716 5 ай бұрын

I'm sharing this

@dave_thorno 5 ай бұрын

Thanks legend!

@d.t.6072 5 ай бұрын

Not too many Aussies I heard other than Ozzyman, but this guy is hilarious. 😂

@dave_thorno 5 ай бұрын

Thanks for the comment! Admittedly Ozzyman get's all the shine but there's other Aussie comics out there. Check out Nick Cody's special if you want another great Aussie comic to watch

@truerthanyouknow9456 7 ай бұрын

“stuffle” 😁

@dave_thorno 7 ай бұрын

Stuffle- the amalgam of 'Stuff' and 'All'. What I said was 'Stuff All' which is a cultural saying in Australia meaning to having nothing at all. It feels good to bring our rich and varied vocabulary to the world

@truerthanyouknow9456 7 ай бұрын

The world appreciates your efforts@@dave_thorno

@amyf5521 7 ай бұрын

@@dave_thorno “Amalgam”? Really? I don’t think you’re allowed to be hilarious, intelligent, and look like that. That doesn’t seem fair. 🤔 I hope you and Dr. Chris Brown are a$$holes in real life. The world needs balance! Or I need to move to Australia! (funny and animal-lover are easily the top two sexiest traits of a man)

@kathleenbutler4602 6 ай бұрын

Absolute pisser!! Thank You for a Great laugh! Enjoying outside with a Jack&Coke solo,

@dave_thorno 6 ай бұрын

Thanks for watching legend!

@shydreamguyman4098 6 ай бұрын

21:07 This could open a Old can of worms for my generation because i was born in 1965 so my childhood spanned 3 decades . i wasn't an adult till the mid 1980s . in my generation.... if a boy cried he'd get a reason to cry.

@sKitZoBonKa 6 ай бұрын

Flap up 😂🎉

@dave_thorno 6 ай бұрын

Haha- you can take that

@IIIIISIGIIIII 6 ай бұрын

I never will.-Nor would I allow it

@nikitmoore 6 ай бұрын

Baaahaha - you make me laugh! (In a good way)

@sKitZoBonKa 6 ай бұрын

Vape actually puts liquid into ya lungs 🎉

@arianajessie420 7 ай бұрын

😂

@abigailjupiter374 7 ай бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@OLDBChannel 6 ай бұрын

King Charles made me push subscribe 😂

@dave_thorno 5 ай бұрын

Haha- thanks!

@fleabaglane 5 ай бұрын

First time watching a show of him bbl to say if the show was thumps up / down

@shangrilai1990 7 ай бұрын

Was that a Peter Davey Toyota by any chance?

@dave_thorno 7 ай бұрын

No idea tbh

@mikeplantagenet2983 2 ай бұрын

Great to see an Aussie here on KZfaq. I agree single gender schools (which I attended for a while) are sick minded crap. Later on, the lovely girls in my maths class taught me how to learn and also have fun in life.

@dave_thorno 2 ай бұрын

Hey Mike- glad you enjoyed the special. Thanks for watching legend

@sKitZoBonKa 6 ай бұрын

Stampede

@dave_thorno 6 ай бұрын

It was my virgin Stampede (well after I witnessed Mufasas, still sticks with me to this day)

@timpenny5749 6 ай бұрын

Lost me!!!!😊

@danaevankaplan 5 ай бұрын

The comedian seems like a nice guy. However, I watched about 15 minutes and did not laugh once. Maybe Australian humour is different?

@Bppppppppppppp Ай бұрын

This is unbearably bad

@treytrey6011 6 ай бұрын

Great set, but don't talk about grown-up-life to kids w/ cancer and don't talk about retirement to Americans. It is statistically unlikely and a little mean spirited. The knowledge that I will have to work for 50-60 years and then die on the streets after I can't slave anymore doesn't make me laugh. Keep up the good work, but skip the terminal cancer and the US labor/slave market.

@m19y29 6 ай бұрын

@treytrey6011 - you were born in greatest country in the world and couldn’t figured it out how to make it. You and you are to blame for your situation