Don't Buy What We're Selling (Board AF: Business Walrus)
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Күн бұрынWho can convince the walrus to invest in their business? We're playing Business Walrus!
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Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Saige Ryan // / notsaige
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@mariekelley3594 2 жыл бұрын
No one makes shayne and Damien laugh more than shayne and Damien.
@LMR23 2 жыл бұрын
I love their friendship so much
@aintiastinkerxp467 2 жыл бұрын
Counter... Gus Johnson
@olivermarukelli7373 2 жыл бұрын
it’s the best lol
@chamayandham 2 жыл бұрын
I think we need another episode of the Damien and Shayne show. Maybe add Spencer to produce for more chaos.
@SecondAftermath 2 жыл бұрын
That's a tattoo quote if I ever heard one
@huntermagnuson8062 2 жыл бұрын
The line, "You wanted to avoid BDSM, so you went with tentacles??" Took me out 🤣🤣
@abyjoysmiles 2 жыл бұрын
The way Saige and Shayne are trying to telephaticly stop each other from laughing makes it 1000% funnier
@Mechmonkey85 2 жыл бұрын
*Does he not know what he’s saying?* *He has to know, right?* *I’m not sure he’s listening to himself.* *Should we say anything?* *One of us should say something.* *Not it.**Not me!*
@runawayfaeIX 2 жыл бұрын
The girls politely chuckling along while Shayne and Damien lose their shit over inside jokes... too real lmao
@KS-xk2so 2 жыл бұрын
Incredibly real. I've lost count the number of times my old buddies and I are sitting around cracking up, or re-telling the same story for the 50th time, and the wives are just sitting there rolling their eyes at our antics haha
@McGeet 2 жыл бұрын
Someone hasn't heard of the watchmen
@galev3955 2 жыл бұрын
I love these silly bois so much :D
@W0lf_F0rrest 2 жыл бұрын
that's a good definition of every video they are in together lmao😂😂
@syloentertainment1100 Жыл бұрын
@@KS-xk2sothis is the only time I’ve seen someone say “so real” followed by “the wives”
@KlementtM 2 жыл бұрын
“Two queers and a Damien” is a show that I would definitely watch
@Kalguz 2 жыл бұрын
and a pizza place
@dell10781 2 жыл бұрын
which is funny cause the girls are bi not gay
@briennekelley7771 2 жыл бұрын
@@dell10781 bi still falls under the queer umbrella lol
@ONLY_RR7 2 жыл бұрын
@@dell10781 I love when people tell me why something is funny, especially when they’re wrong
@gwillypdawg 2 жыл бұрын
Could work as a new three's company
@sanniichi_ 2 жыл бұрын
Shayne: What's something that dogs despise? Damien: Bones-- Shayne: Clowns. Damien: _--Clowns_
@AnkushKumar-xb6pr Жыл бұрын
Freaking kills me🤣🤣
@weebkeyblader 2 жыл бұрын
I never get tired of Damien and Shayne just absolutely making each other completely lose it. I was cracking uppp just watching how confused the girls were to Shaynes Kirby pitch
@ilovesparky13 2 жыл бұрын
*furby
@weebkeyblader 2 жыл бұрын
@@ilovesparky13 yes furby my bad 🤦♂️
@antonrnik 2 жыл бұрын
pagliacci*
@stellarae8257 Жыл бұрын
@@ilovesparky13 hey he also had a kirby pitch with the clown lmao
@jmpglol 2 жыл бұрын
Shayne making himself laugh is the best part about Smosh
@UrbanPanic 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. He's totally got "I was straight edge, but I just discovered coffee and haven't slept in three days" energy going on with this one.
@Nerdxrock 2 жыл бұрын
0:40 🙇🏼
@JadesOfGrey 2 жыл бұрын
“Must be chained to the wall for safety reasons.” Saige: “….I have a shirt that says that..”
@NearCry91 2 жыл бұрын
Did she really say that? I think it was "I'm buying a shirt that says that"
@JadesOfGrey 2 жыл бұрын
@@NearCry91 either way, she’s kinky
@4L3X006 2 жыл бұрын
Actually she said "gonna buy you a shirt that says that"
@maribycordero 2 жыл бұрын
Coincidentally, "Who needs conversion when you've got a diversion?" was also the slogan of my own coming out
@snozwanger760 2 жыл бұрын
Same. And then my parents were like "yes dear, we know. But what's up with the diversion?".
@idontknow8386 2 жыл бұрын
I’m literally sitting with my conservative family rn so deep in the closet and I laughed too hard at this
@Captain-J-Amadaeus 2 жыл бұрын
What was your diversion? Did you throw a smoke-bomb afterwards or something?
@snozwanger760 2 жыл бұрын
@@Captain-J-Amadaeus My partners 8 month old nephew that we have been helping to raise. In my 21 year ago brain, a cute baby that we already loved was a good diversion. Probably not the decision I'd make at 45.
@Captain-J-Amadaeus 2 жыл бұрын
@@snozwanger760 Seems smart
@childishfromthe79th13 2 жыл бұрын
How could they cut Shayne’s pitch for the newest Dyson product, it was hilarious 😂
@Crescentknight8189 2 жыл бұрын
You mean The Shayne Topp “Glizzy Chop” 5000?
@Zylo22 2 жыл бұрын
You mean the Shayne sloppy Topp machine?
@bbdoll1518 2 жыл бұрын
This stream was wild, I knew they’d have to cut so much 😅
@aschinbone 2 жыл бұрын
I know, I think that was from the half of the stream that wasn’t for KZfaq which is unfortunate 😂
@CorporalGrievous93 2 жыл бұрын
Ugh I know. So much sadness lol
@goingghost8297 2 жыл бұрын
Shayne and Damien are gonna be those two old man best friends in rocking chairs absolutely cracking up on their front porch
@ann0d0m1n1 2 жыл бұрын
9:02 shane says "Its a pagliacci joke" referencing a popular joke about a clown visiting a doctor. What's important to note though is that if you have subtitles on in english, what he actually says is "it's a pugly artichoke" thank you for listening.
@37thraven 2 жыл бұрын
Oh lord.. and I even heard them tell the pagliacci joke in another ep! I read 'pugly artichoke' and just smiled along, pretending I got their inside joke. Even though no ones checking if i did 😅
@lunaponta594 2 жыл бұрын
i didnt understand what he said, turned on subtitles, searched what an artichoke was, and got really confused.
@Very_Okay 2 жыл бұрын
“but sir, i AM Kirby Bumpus” absolutely incredible
@MrBandorr 2 жыл бұрын
This whole thing was amazing. Curious how they trimmed almost 2 hours down to 25 minutes. They are going to have to cut out a lot of gold. Also did you know that Damien invented BDSM?
@goodnesswhy 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, I didn't know he invented Best Damien's Sex Machine!
@thejaneplane 2 жыл бұрын
It is the nature of humanity that every so often someone invents BDSM again
@m2thedawg 2 жыл бұрын
@@goodnesswhy Saige would know
@37thraven 2 жыл бұрын
@@thejaneplane "I'm supposed to inflict pain on you... why are you smiling so much? Stop wiggling your ass at me!" Reinvented anew
@SolarpunkVince 6 ай бұрын
Can you watch the whole thing somewhere still?
@Dallas.Speicher-Ramirez2025 2 жыл бұрын
Saige LAUNCHED out of her chair at Shayne's joke
@kayjarell2424 2 жыл бұрын
The combo of Damien + Saige + Courtney + Shayne is like finding the right ingredients, and it makes the meal "SMOSHING" *insert Nigel Thornberry face*
@Morster 2 жыл бұрын
I love the contrast of everyone’s outfits; Shayne looks like a stereotypical Florida man 🤣
@shihalya 2 жыл бұрын
… wasn’t he born in Florida?
@Morster 2 жыл бұрын
@@shihalya I wouldn’t know
@matthewelliott7294 2 жыл бұрын
@@Morster could he possibly have relatives or ancestors that originated in Florida?
@janaloff 2 жыл бұрын
Y3s
@UrbanPanic 2 жыл бұрын
Too much sleeve for that.
@kristatatata 2 жыл бұрын
I never get tired watching Shayne and Damien lose their shit over each other's joke lol
@Crescentknight8189 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the HR rep after a video with these four?! Like “Courtney, we put you in the videos to control these three!” 😂
@Retro_Red 2 жыл бұрын
Courtney just being, "Well, that was a mistake. "
@erpmo3326 2 жыл бұрын
Sage being 3pd rn by the 2
@janaloff 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Imurai 2 жыл бұрын
We all know this'll be in Lisa's end-year evaluation.
@NeoDeXeno 2 жыл бұрын
Courtney just somehow seems so disinterested in this whole thing, she keeps yawning and constantly seems like she's forcing herself to laugh. It's giving me "Courtney wants to leave this room and not come back" vibes.
@ASmallProduction 2 жыл бұрын
The more orange in Saiges hair, the more powerful she becomes...pretty soon Damiens blue will begin to turn....due to sheer proximity and for NO other reason
@Zanman29 2 жыл бұрын
I could watch hours and hours of Damien unintentionally making bdsm references and everyone laughing
@urmom9750 2 жыл бұрын
“Two queers and a Damien” sounds like a great tv show
@samuelking7219 2 жыл бұрын
And a pizza place
@Raven-jv7me 2 жыл бұрын
I literally slid down my chair to the ground from laughing and cried and cried from laughing at that "best damien's sex machine" and then the wall chains...
@shannona8525 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like I learned a little more than I was supposed to about Damien and Saige today 😂
@bbdoll1518 2 жыл бұрын
This is the comment 😏
@atherismagic4639 2 жыл бұрын
I was convinced this stream would never make it to youtube but thank god it did lmfao
@papasmjordeig 2 жыл бұрын
How old is this stream?
@RyanCrell 2 жыл бұрын
This stream was insane. i love when they play these improv-y games
@memertoire 2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't comprehend a word in shaynes pitch to damien but I can't stop laughing ...😂😂😂
@mancechappell7956 2 жыл бұрын
Saige: An original name I made up... Tony the Tiger! Damian: I love you so damn much...
@rachellizzie889 2 жыл бұрын
Man I'm pretty sure it was Tim that said "You wanted to avoid BDSM so you went with tentacles?" At least I'm pretty sure it was Tim and if it was that's hilarious! 🤣😂
@gingerinajacket8519 2 жыл бұрын
I thought that was Matt Raub
@SingingSpock 2 жыл бұрын
The whole scene with Saige pitching to Damien has strong Screen Rant Pitch Meeting energy. Just the way he nods and adds little details to her absurd statements feels like he’s Producer Guy.
@archibaldnastyface1622 2 жыл бұрын
YES
@alansmithee1412 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, getting Damien to essentially channel the essence of an entirely different content creator was clearly super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@nealfirstofhisname 2 жыл бұрын
@@alansmithee1412 wowowow
@northwindkey Жыл бұрын
Oh, Wall Chains are TIGHT
@memertoire 2 жыл бұрын
9:36 shayne coming in to tell us what's up next on the Disney channel 😂
@thegoldengamer-ky2oq 2 жыл бұрын
Board AF never gets tiring
@alexandrert8252 3 ай бұрын
WAIT SO THIS WAS A DOUBLE DATE!!???
@goldbear3679 2 жыл бұрын
these pitches are so amazing, they make Tim say TAKE ALL MY MONEY instead
@silentone23 2 жыл бұрын
I am so glad that I got to see that stream live, it was just so funny and amazing. Seeing everyone crack up when Damien was explaining "The System" product he was pitching was so priceless.
@coreykwok4143 2 жыл бұрын
Thought the preview was a call back to the 'Leather Daddy Mascot' moment from another game they played. But Damien managed to stumble into it again lol
@SmugglerMr 2 жыл бұрын
This video was 40% shaynes laugh, 40% damiens pitches and 20% the rest of cast/crew just trying to figure out what the fuck was going on xD
@redvinesron 2 жыл бұрын
the most insane part about this is how Damien and Saige are in an actual relationship and at the end he showed her the points and said, "Hey look! We're all tied up!" 💀💀💀
@BearManVern Жыл бұрын
The inside joke seemed so obscure to me that I genuinely believe for a moment that shayne showed up to this shoot absolutely zooted
@composerbeef Жыл бұрын
My new favourite Damien character. The guy who keeps pitching alternative uses for BDSM equipment.
@indolentwolf2246 Жыл бұрын
Shayne and Damien losing their minds over the Pagliacci joke and Courtney and Paige just enjoying the humour resonates. DEEPLY.
@andymion 2 жыл бұрын
This stream was so insane I'm watching this again just to see what got cut and I see a certain Dyson product didn't make it.
@TheNextStar1000 2 жыл бұрын
wait we can still view it?
@blazehaze233 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheNextStar1000 on twitch if you're subscribed
@AdamizerAG 2 жыл бұрын
Saige saying "original name I made up" was so cute cause that's such a Damien thing haha
@bripower 2 жыл бұрын
Shayne is absolutely baked
@MasterOfAllBass 2 жыл бұрын
I have this conspiracy theory that he always is 😅
@christophermoore9436 2 жыл бұрын
Courtney instantly went the Dr. Doofenshmirtz route
@jaredlash5002 2 жыл бұрын
Need something to help you come out to your parents? Saige essentially suggests a furry.
@llewtree3013 2 жыл бұрын
Damien’s subconscious was making some fun choices for him this episode
@TheAaronpbg 2 жыл бұрын
This is my fave board af cast l: Shayne, Courtney, Saige, and Damien. Love their camera chemisty.
@chethanars4118 2 жыл бұрын
Saige, Courtney, Shayne and Damien is one of the best combinations on Board AF 😂😂😂
@stokyie4702 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh, nobody can make shayne and Damien laugh as much as each other lmao
@MyPurpleScissors Жыл бұрын
You can really tell Shayne and Damien are best friends here
@blazehaze233 2 жыл бұрын
Courtney's 30 bodybuilder men was so crazy im so sad it got cut 😭😭😭😭
@alextolar4772 2 жыл бұрын
card: must feel pain shayne: ah yes furbies
@davidphillips2229 3 ай бұрын
2 yrs, just to find out this REALLY was a "DRY" double couple date... 😉👹
@thefrizmeister3666 2 жыл бұрын
I loved shayne popping in and out of camera shot while court was talking. Too funny
@varshanathan3436 2 жыл бұрын
Love this one- you can tell how much fun they’re having. Especially Shayne and Damien.
@Sergiozl 2 жыл бұрын
This was thier last live before the new year and they were pure chaos and I loved every minute of it. Boy did the editors work hard on this one, great job.
@ElizabethJendrzey 2 жыл бұрын
This video has the energy of a quickly devolving double date, but you can't figure out who the couples are
@colamola Жыл бұрын
Shayne seems so happy in this video, I love it :D
@justnerdyme 2 жыл бұрын
as a stoner, i’m a huge fan of the wall chains from Damian and i think it represents an actual problem
@christinengo6595 2 жыл бұрын
can we just talk abt how witty and funny saige is like shes gotta be one of my favourites and not to mention she is insanely pretty
@jacobtobias9255 2 жыл бұрын
It's crazy to think Shayne and Damien are already in their 30's
@jimmy_the_squid9456 9 ай бұрын
This entire game could just be Damien accidentally inventing multiple BDSM devices
@jehan514 2 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this live and my god these video editors perform miracles.
@faeri_ Жыл бұрын
20:28 Shayne looking away to try not laugh is everything 😂
@NicholasReedMartz 2 жыл бұрын
Shayne: "It's a Pagliacchi joke!" [CC]: "(- it's a pugly artichoke.)" Me: same~same 🤷🏼♂️
@Negromancer1reapalot 2 жыл бұрын
Dude this one has to be watched on Twitch they cut out the best part but for good reason.
@sydneylikestea 2 жыл бұрын
ok fr i need a "must be chained to the wall for safety reasons" shirt
@Anna-B 2 жыл бұрын
Damians wall chains are just that weird tennis racket thing from the life hacks videos Shayne and Damian did
@tdarkhorse4 2 жыл бұрын
but doctor i am pogliachi
@loganleppien2234 2 жыл бұрын
Woooh! Loved this, thanks Smosh for the quality content like always!
@superjangames 2 жыл бұрын
This was one of my favorite streams, so glad to finally see it on the channel!
@BillGoldingMusic 2 жыл бұрын
Okay but like these 4 need to just be the show. The banter the laughs it’s so good.
@saybyebyetocomedy 2 жыл бұрын
I love this cast, but it has always been the editing that keeps me coming back to this channel. Only getting better.
@_lemony_tart 2 жыл бұрын
this stream had me in tears actually
@Maladictus 2 жыл бұрын
The best group for games - I love how much they make each other laugh
@hahgay69420 2 жыл бұрын
oh god,this was chaotic on the stream,but whenever damien gets something it somehow involves the bedroom and already exists f
@torij4501 2 жыл бұрын
looked at the comments in the beginning then scrolled back up to see shayne not wearing a bucket hat but BEING a bucket hat
@aronramirez9751 2 жыл бұрын
The chemistry on screen whenever these 4 are in a video is insane and I cant get enough
@rav3nklaue736 Жыл бұрын
“Two Queers and a Damien” Lmao reminds me of my roommate group chat: The Gays + The Straight One
@PaulaHoell 2 жыл бұрын
Incredibly funny this one. Peak performances fron all of y'all.
@adrians5271 Жыл бұрын
Shayne and damien were absolute bonkers here 😂
@Urmother8372 2 жыл бұрын
0:20 Saige: “You look rly nice today” Me: looking shitter than ever
@allieedwards5687 2 жыл бұрын
Anytime Shayne and Damien are in a video together, I KNOW I am gonna laugh incredibly hard😭😭💀
@cherryfirefly97 2 жыл бұрын
This Board AF episode is the most I laughed in a while! Legit laughed out loud all teary eyed XD
@janevim11 2 жыл бұрын
2:58 funny bit of trivia: in my language (czech), the (slightly derogatory) slang for gay is teplý, meaning warm. so the warmer the earth gets, the gayer the world gets. enjoy your global gaying!
@ashleyjean1393 2 жыл бұрын
Love Saige's shirt ❤️ Those four are my favourite together. The chemistry between all of them is amazing!
@this_is_AK 2 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best SmoshGames streams in recent times. I just died... 😂🔥
@LorrdBeelzo 2 жыл бұрын
can we just talk about how funny they would be in an office or friends style show
@randiproulx1122 2 жыл бұрын
Damien, Bdsm and tentacles! We all know what you've been watching!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
@Shay_Nessa 2 жыл бұрын
I could watch them play this game for hours and hours. I hope they play this again soon
@HelloIAmAnExist 2 жыл бұрын
The Colosseum Farrell thing is too good of an idea
@macran4 2 жыл бұрын
that video is definitely in my top 5 in the entire smosh lore
@KTstillexists 2 жыл бұрын
I really liked this game! Please play it again with all the cast/different cast members too! I love how creative you all are!
@samooky 2 жыл бұрын
So glad this got on YT. This stream was amazing! Could not stop laughing. Especially the explanation of “The System”.
@liabarber28 2 жыл бұрын
This is the most chaotic 4 to put together and also the best to watch XD I just really really love them together
@keannajohnson5441 2 жыл бұрын
You know it's a good day when smosh posts
@Demi_P 2 жыл бұрын
These four never fail to make chaotic videos together and I love it
@thatonespoon_ 2 жыл бұрын
the way my jaw dropped when Courtney revealed her garter thingy I was already blown away by the top half of the outfit, I was not prepared to be even more smitten
@nehamaw 2 жыл бұрын
17:15 Damien running away and Paige falling of the chair. 😂
@samscott3505 2 жыл бұрын
That Dog trainer jog is a deep cut, so easy to miss. Look up the pagliassi story- shane took the classic “But sir, I am Pagliassi”, and used this game as a bit for 2 minutes to get to the punchline. I love it.
@samscott3505 2 жыл бұрын
From the movie Watchmen btw
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