hmm 🤔🤔🤔

You might wanna sit for this one bud…

might seem crazy what im bout to say..

boy, do i have news for you!

0:19 hmmm someone should sample that too

Exactly! But let's not forget the something in between: You wouldn't download a car!

Unus Annus archive in a nutshell 😂

2023: its too late

2023: You don't get a floppy, or a CD, or anything else, now you have to pay a subscription every month

what are you talking about? It' even worse now. And who's saying "copy everything"? Surely, not the publishers. You probably yourself have no idea what you're talking about

numero uno televisión niña momento

That's thievin', stealin', takin' what's not yours Takin' what's not yours, takin' what's not yours I don't really know if she cares or not All I know is she left a lot of stuff in my apartment She's never getting back And as the smell on my pillow fades Her cigarettes might stay Like a Roman Coliseum A dry and worthless monument to our love

I feel like the first line like 'ive been holding back' is also sampled in a TV girl song I just forgot which one

Nvm I found it it's in 'lines to a different play'

Real

With 3D printing, it might one day be.

They really thought they had us with the car thing. Now people are downloading guns lol.

I want to download a car. *buys $100k 3d metal printer.

I downloaded a car earlier today. And you know what......? I downloaded some more RAM too! sshhh....

3d printed cars will be open source hacked licensed shit

+The Little Death Why has no one upvoted this yet?

+John Devor people are just .. bad they don't like to upvote death apparently

jet copys dont melt steel floppys

+The Little Death I once gave a copy to a friend.. Now I am downloading cars and snort tree fiddy marijaunas.

Injecting Marijuana? How have I not known about this?!

Especialy for the 90's

***** 'murica

***** You're gonna love Windows 10

+Gijs Schenk No, but it does have more spyware. Built-in, even.

+Gijs Schenk Keep believing that if it makes you feel more comfortable.

Literally was freeware

**laughs in nullpomino**

About that-

That is so true

I'd pirate more to hear it. pretty jammin rap

Lol ha

+Alex Kim (AJXGamer) Don't Copy that Video/Game/Torrent doesn't have as much of a ring to it though....

+Randy Rhoades Don't Torrent, That's Abhorrent.

yet they're confused at 2:33-2:40 when that's the best goddamn part of this whole sucky video. I wish it was _him_ teaching those kids about digital piracy and how he'll cause "the end of the computer age" if they copy floppies, because he's fucking Brainiac.

Correction: it’s actually full motion full screen video on a 68030 powered Macintosh LC 2.

@@superstar64 the software "chase the ray" display of macs barely moved anything

Nah, for THAT kinda streaming quality it was THE next-gen 486DX2-66 with 56k modem!!! They just had the 'in's" to black-ops and found one of their old throwaway's, in a dumpster. : ) -EB

@@superstar64 it's actually an original mac lc

:)

​@@manofculture1089 >:-[

LMAO FR

XDDDD

Thank you 🙏🏾 I wanted to find this sample of that song

@@cupcakeznightzx you're welcome!!

thanks

Yep and 0:18 is sampled by TV girl in 'lines to a different play' :)

​@@laratuticbilanovic3062 I thought i was the only one who noticed that omgg

"But I'm *_NOT_* a rapper." - Cyborg, 2015

The trend continues today, but now they have t h e m a u t o t u n e s s s.

@@wilnnn5 twas a Wendy's

Even, inexplicably, Zelda and Link’s Awakening.

@@poshko41 But that one was friggin awesome though. The best Zelda commercial so far, prove me wrong : D

TRIGGΞRMΔͶ水GOKU would be so good

y e s

haha that would be awesome

would be perfect, but some people might be pissed if they wren't able to download anything

fuck em! let trolls be prick rolled.

Yeah, it's definitely better than the Blu Blockers rap

I've learned my lesson through educational hip hop

this song be gellin!

*_"It's not just a copy, it's a crime."_*

Don't torrent its abhorrent

1992: Don't copy that floppy! 2020: $60 to rent a license. The rhyme is an extra $25.

@@techmouse. *_"It's not just a copy, it's a crime."_*

2020: STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE

+body parts Priorities

she doesn't even touch the screen

+J Doggy dog keyboard

+randman Seems Legit

+randman If a black guy with a hat jumped on to my screen and started rapping, I might stick around a little longer too.

No just steal the hard drive and replace yours with it

If they're copying the floppy it seems either the computer has no harddrive or at least the game is on another floppy.

@@miyalys They ain't gonna copy that floppy there's only one disk drive

**tries to steal a giant supercomputer instead of copying files on USB disk** AHHHHH

Yeah because one copy is for one computer

It was, man… it was 😔

+Vintage Gamer Watch till the end. You are allowed to copy that ;-)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT SAID COPRYRITE TOGUHHHHHHHH!!!!!

lemonade25c What message? I thought it was just a dank ass song.

Don't Copy That song

+Vintage Gamer so we can make a copy, right?

someone should make that

Creepypasta time! I'll start. I was a giant Sonic the Hedgehog fan.

***** don't copy that spooky

Well, in Crysis Warhead every projectile (including bullets) becomes a chicken. That works.

DiomedesIsHit That's a very common route of trojan virusses since ages.

While technically true to the time this was produced, he finally started getting royalties in 1996, and is now integral to the company that makes Tetris ridiculously homogeneous.

Wasn’t the creator a guy in Russia ? The irony is that it’s a game made in the Soviet Union, but it became one of the highest selling games of all time due to Capitalism

Part of this is that he created Tetris as a government employee at the Russian Academy of Sciences while at work. This made the game property of the Russian Government which was communist. One of their rules is “do nothing for personal gain”, which meant the Soviet regime did not allow royalties to be paid to creators of government owned programs. After that became a complex licensing mess between Elorg (at the time a division of the Soviet Office of Foreign Trade, later a private company and the various distributors. One of the first Licensees, Andromeda Software obtained the rights for home computers and to the Russians that only meant computers (IBM PC, Apple II, Macintosh, Commodore, etc) and not video game consoles. Later the company through sub licensing to Mirrorsoft and Spectum Holobyte illegally sold the console rights to Atari (a.k.a. Tengen) and later they sold part of them to Bullet Proof Software. When Andromeda failed to pay Elorg and Bullet Proof Software came to Moscow to get the handheld eights, they found out that no one legally had home console rights. Later Bullet Proof Software and Nintendo obtained console and handheld rights to Tetris directly from Elorg, essentially putting Atari Tengen and Mirrorsoft out of the Tetris market for home video game consoles. Later Elorg became a private company and Henk Rogers of Bullet Proof Software immigrated to America. Then Alexey Pajitnov and Henk Rogers formed The Tetris Company and bought out 50% of the Tetris Rights. Elorg (now private) owned the other half. Later Rogers and Pajitnov would buy out the rest of Elorg. When Pajitnov started getting the some of the rights back is when he finally received royalties for his game.

Stephen Hinkle Thanks for sharing all that, I was gonna correct the record but you did a great job. At the end of the day, he created Tetris on very expensive company computers. Just like most American jobs, anything you create at work is property of the workplace. So he didn't really get cheated at all.

@@Syclone0044 He absolutely got cheated, workers getting cheated is just still commonplace.

hahaham best comment ever!

unless its steam, humblestore or gog

GOG is the only one without DRM

NanoPi Steam = DRM

Actually if you struggle installing a game because it has antitheft technology imbeded, you must have a very crappy computer. We have moved on from 2004. Steam is no more DRM than it is a very safe way to buy games and not worrying about loosing your cd-key.

thanks

I can't tell if he's saying dick or disc

6:02

“I’m not a crook”

@@pastelturtle9699thats richard nixon dude

5:55

Yep! Because most companies are going green to save the green!

They have them, but they're like 1 page and just tell you about the software copyright or whatever. I remember when they were like 10 pages long and told you all about the game.

Kingfury4 the fallout 2 manual was a thing of beauty. spiral bound, lots of lore and stories, and it even had legit recipes in it :(

MandaloreGaming I still remember me going nuts when I got my ps2 with Jak and Daxter and it brought a map of the world with the manual

MandaloreGaming I miss manuals. I'd read them on the toilet.

This guy over here

That's the real crime here.

this guy tetris-es

What??? You mean some people really paid for Skyrim??

I am really disappointed in those people , support todd " the god " Howard , Todd Howard is love todd Howard is life

+Captain LOL

TV girl sample

It was worse in the '90s. We had goatse and tubgirl. Kids today have no idea how much nicer Rick-Rolling is.

@@kevinelmore8504 by coincidence, i happened to do "research" on shock content over those 11 months

@@kevinelmore8504 Tubgirl was first posted in late 2000.

Did anyone actually do that?

@@markusTegelaneI think he meant one copy of a game for every person?

@@markusTegelane Actually, that's what the US copyright law says. Unless otherwise stated in terms & conditions, a license is non-perpetual and non-transmissible among users and among computers and you should legally buy one for each computer. With use of internet and people working on multiple devices the strings are getting looser and some allow a perpetual or transmissible license, but they still set special conditions inside terms of use.

@Artur Terho Added an additional half-sentence to the beginning of my comment. Hope it answers your question.

@@markusTegelane Companies.

John 3:16-17 KJV "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved."

@@rezwittkerchester2055 Cool Story Bro

@Smunstu Stinkymonster Think about commenting something relevant to my original post.

@Smunstu Stinkymonster No, his comment was needless spam that had nothing to do with my original post. Much like yours are.

@Smunstu Stinkymonster Good for you.

Искандер Сайфуллин and then you get multi million dollar companies brawling for Tetris rights

@@strangelf because they bought the right to sell it.

Decades later, Tetris was the reason that Putin's daughter was the Coveerd vascccine guinea pig in Russia last week. You see, all of that Tetris money that Russian's Communist government made over the years eventually was funneled into Trump's 2016 election campaign, and Russian interference in the election. Putin was not happy when his daughter admitted in an act of rebellion that she voted for Hillary and negated his vote for Trump. True story. I'm sure Vox will report on it soon.

That explains the booming Soviet games industry

No. Tetris was originally freeware because it would have been illegal for him to sell it. They intended to sell it as part of a game bundle but had to give it away for free due to the laws of the Soviet Union. It wasn't until after he moved to the US that he was finally able to start making money from it. He even started his own Tetris company. One of the aims of the company was to stop other companies from making Tetris clones. He wanted total control over Tetris in the marketplace so he could make as much money from it as possible. So no, he didn't do it so he could freely and enthusiastically give the world Tetris. He did it for the money.

that's the joke

*cough* Bitcoin *cough*

But I can only find low resolution money :(

And download a Titan V while you're at it.

catsarecats Download .png file of money then print it

Remastered

The title?

porygonlover322 No. R.I.P I'm too young for a life of crime.

+porygonlover322 some say shes still wandering the halls to this day

+porygonlover322 No, she died a month too soon before she could have her 4th period.

Project NEMESI5 icy what you did there.

yes sadly,

because when someone calls him gay ben he extends the date by one day. OH CRAP I CALLED HIM GAY BEN CRAP I SAID IT AGAIN

There's no Half-Life 3 because making content delivery software with ineffective copy protection was infinitely more profitable than making another game. Trilogies are risky anyway, so I doubt Valve would want to risk their respected name with a failure in the eyes of the same fans that made their WON replacement popular.

Half life 3 will happen

am i the only one that cares much more about portal 3 than hl3

Ironic coming from you

hi

I wonder how much cheaper stuff would have been had everyone paid.

@@filipinordabest Not any cheaper but at least there wouldn't be Denuvo.

Its almost like this was always bullshit ..

@@filipinordabest why would they make it cheaper and lsoe profits

In many cases BECAUSE OF IT

it might seem crazy what im bout to say

that's completely true, pretty much all the early rap hits just took other songs for the backing tracks often without permission

xEx xEx that add was ousted because of a copyright strike on the music. just let that sink in for a second. also fun fact the car used in that commercial was a 1984 Mercedes-Benz 300d

i am not the letter E your shitting me right?

gregistopal nope

we do now in today's racing games LMAO but now they're going to be paywall'd in Forza Motorsport 7 with loot boxes :/

Yes

Fr I got the comments would be filled with tv girl??-

@@cupid.mp4SAME THOO

@@ayo_lukaFR

5:52 tv girl sample

Attraction Spot Glad I'm not the only one who thought about that

Obviously there's no class fourth period

yeh fuk skewl

Always time for a quickie

They both just shared a very vivid experience with mutual hallucinations give em a break

'A wild RAPPER has appeared!'

A soldier would have naked the power cord.

james sutter. Lmao and that’s what is so funny. He’s waiting for the video to end to copy and he’s talked out of it

DP : *WAIT THATS ILLEGAL*

It's his punishment. To be stuck in a computer for life.

@@heavyrain5949 I read that as "for file"

@@ailaG Lol XD

Shoulder shrugs for days!

So actually, that rapper M. E. Hart is pretty interesting. When this first came out on KZfaq ~15 years ago I did a deep dive on him. He studied Russian in college (from his age probably thinking the Cold War would guarantee his employment) and later became a lawyer and was a dancer as a hobby. I remember he actually composed the lyrics and the dance moves and everything. It was quite a surprise because I assume they hired a performer to do it, but it was the actual lawyer behind the whole thing. I remember I found his email and sent him a message but he never responded. :-(

@@jasonpawloski Damn this is gold he probably too busy creating hits and blew up and now he acts like he don't remember where he came from.

What about fucking Brainiac at like 2 minutes 30 seconds into the video?

So ... you'te still laughing. Man, that must be a tough life. :P

WTF?! Why would they show that at school? More proof of corporate control over America.

You're old!

This video was already somewhat old by the time I saw it, I'm only in high school.

why did they show you a video about not copying a floppy in 6 grade, I assume that was when you were in around late 2000s and early 2010s.

Bro knows where to look

@@alrightorchestra is bro a crook

Bros thievin stealing takin whats not his

It also doesn't say copy that steam game, or use any youtube to mp3 converters.

Addison Greear what about nintendo switch cartridge

Don't copy that ROM, or I'll kidnap your mom.

2 1/2 years later, I find out people were replying to this the whole time

Yeah, they never made a video for CDs or DVDs because it didn't rhyme.

So what you're meaning to tell me is that you bought each floppy disk for 3 millionths of a dollar?

"But I just wanna make one copy!"

Roger Moore was the best!

This "dance" was shit back then... MJ dance moves stil the best

Still better than dabbing.

Geno2733 Lies! Everybody knows that Sean Connery was the best Bond.

It's actually late 80s

Hello friend from 7 years ago. Your comment has killed me

this is the wrong video

School is not important, as long as you don't copy that floppy. Nothing else matters.

@@tompinkerton8099 Is the most important lesson in life.

@Komaru Naegi he said nothing wrong shut the fuck up you racist piece of shit

@Komaru Naegi how is he racist and what did I spell wrong you literally called him a white person who can't read honestly some people are so dumb

*laughs in Open source

So what about zip disks.. Haha

My god Barnacules. No matter where I look I find you... My god...

Hey barnucles :)

It's obvious that piracy has lead to the end of the floppy. Not enough people tried to stop copying.

brandon poke What is UR?

A shameful human being

That's the real criminal in this video

Well, if they could copy it and play it at home, maybe they wouldn't suck so bad. The blame lands solely on MC Dildo Packer.

"They're all gonna fail"

They hardly got a score of 480 with 0 lines

lol it really is

Original authentic vaporwave

fuckin vibes man

FreedomToons Omg freedom toons!

Actually, manuals used to be the shit. These days, all you get is a little booklet telling you the basic controls and a link to the website or some shit. Back in the day, the manuals went fucking in-depth on the game mechanics, the lore, you name it. Of course pirates with any sense of taste would actually physically copy the manual as well.

Just look up some old Gamecube games manuals, like Mario Sunshine, Wind Waker, etc. Fun stuff :)

I'M SOLD, I'll never pirate again

Yes. Because then people weren't too cheap to produce a manual to go with the software, nor were most too cheap to pay for the software rather than pirating it.

well he didn't say torrenting.....

+leroy shane yes. Look up his name. Craig Dykstra. He worked for AOL.

I guess you could say he got a.... Floppy when he was caught

That's hot.

Wow

+DRAGON3ORN 360 I feel violated

I-I-IM NOT A CROOK-CROOK ‼️‼️🔥🔥

except its a myth that it can ruin the technology industry

@@LiEnby free software > proprietary garbage

@@fatusopp4739 said over KZfaq comments

@@LiEnby disliking proprietary software is when no youtube

@@fatusopp4739 which is proprietary... And owned by tech conglomerate Google

Corporations are doing a better job of it themselves than we are these days!

In which song, "taking whats not yours", "lines to a different play" or "flip the record"?

@@flawedmachine~ It's called thievin, stealing, taking what's not yours!!" 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

@@anton-uw6ld i doubt thats the name of the song