Imagine having 99 candy bars in your fridge. Then you see someone with 0 candy bars, so you tell your friend with 1 candy bar that he should share. That's celebrities in a nutshell.

Celebrities : private jets for vacations Average Joe : Taxed to death on the fuel needed to get to work .

I offered this guy an onion to paint my house... had me in tears and gave me an asthma attack... simple but hilarious

He is spot ON. I’m sick of all these damn pan handlers and homeless train wrecks everywhere!

I've listened to a lot of comedians who made me smile once in a while. Listening to James Gregory gives me belly laughs. He's the only comic who causes me to laugh at my computer screen.

Celebrities preach to us to turn in the firearms we have to protect out families yet they live behind fenced in homes with armed guards.

Instead of vacation homes, why don't these celebrities build homeless shelters?

Hollyweird is nothing but creed, anger, and ignorance

1:48 "I've already buried all the money I'll need." Anybody else hear that person shout it, "Where?" 🤣

👍Dead on accurate.

He's hilarious. I do get frustrated from time to time when I see these people out there with signs. Worse when they have children with them.

A line for your act. Spotted owls are delicious. They taste something like a cross between a Bald Eagle, and a Whooping Crane. 🤣

Profound! Can't fix their lives ,but gonna straighten the rest of the world.

Your HUMOR is like CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL! Thank You Mr. Gregory, for sharing your AWESOME TALENT, HAPPY HOLLIDAY'S!!!

Frankly I care more about the Spotted Owl than I do about any celebrity.

“Some of these things you can’t say at work. You could lose your job.” Wow.

panhandlers get "donations" more than the average person with a job. seen many panhandlers finish and when they get done, walk a block or two and get into a better-looking vehicle than I had.

A few years ago, my wife and I saw a guy standing at the corner holding a sign that read "homeless, hungry, please help." We were on our way to Subway, and we got the guy a footlong sub. We pulled up, gave him the sub, and as we drove away he yelled "Why couldn't you MFrs just give me the money the sandwich cost"? And then he bounced the sandwich off the back window of our car 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Talk about gratitude!

Please add to that, updates on celebrities showcasing their bodies, like J-Lo and Kim K.. My husband and I take care of my 93 yr. old Mom, who lives with us and all of us have Covid! We're struggling each day and these people are more self-absorbed than the best paper towel brand! Try to have some consideration for others. We don't give a ratssass!

Offered him an onion to paint my house..... If I'd had my teeth in my mouth I'd have spit them out I laughed so hard!

Absolutely, I completely agree with everything you just said. Thanks for enlightening others.

1. a friend owned a bakery , bums would ask for donuts and he handed the a broom to sweep the storefront. none did... 2. a girl ask me for money in front of cici pizza for food , i told her to go inside and they would give he some pizza . she said she didn't like there pizza.... i guess she wasn't to hungry

So very very very true

Perfect example of celebrities who insults us deplorables ! Streisand is one of them ,

This couldn’t be more true now

ALWAYS CLASIC TO WATCH & REWATCH.

Excellent!

JIM, you are doing a great job of making me laugh! Thank you! And by the way, I don't care for Barbra S either.

I am grateful for the joy you give me! You have guts and tell it like it is! 😏humor helps indeed

Mr.Gregory You always say it like it is, We need you to make us laugh in the crazy world ! Happy New Year ! 😂👍🍺

Offered him an onion to paint my house! 🤣🤣🤣

If I want advice from someone who plays with a ball I’ll ask my dog.

This one needs two thumbs up!

Right on! Hollywood completely lost its way when actors were no longer war vets. Go Audie Murphy!

This was perfect!!🤣

"I offered this guy an onion to paint my house." I'm dying laughing!!

Let's not forget about their 10 million dollar yacht

Nice one. Political correctness way out of control . Why would any one care what a legend in their own mind celebrity thinks. Push them to the edge of the herd

You can't get better than a vidalia.

In the homeless guys defense. I wouldn't paint a fence for no damn onion! Maybe a baloney sandwich.

Tell it, like it is !! 👍🍺

Around here, we know the seasons by the “homeless” folks showing up. Its the same ones, in the same spots every year. They get chased off for a few days to a week. Then right back they come. Theyve got a 5th wheel RV trailer that looks better than the house i grew up in! Surprise is coming for them this spring. The local store they inhabited every year closed down due to not being able to ride out the covid BS. Guess the “homeless is out one spot this year!

I agree; I’ve seen lost my job anything will help. All while in front of a sign that says help wanted!

Too much truth. ...they can't handle that..

Dang! I lost it when he offered the guy an onion to paint his house!

RIP James Gregory. You made the world smile.

Your still the funniest guy around! Congrats

Perfectly said! Later, after Al Gore ended logging in parts of the Northwest, the Spotted owls were found nesting in a KMART SIGN!!

James wasn't just a comdeian, he was a prophet and will be sorely missed, one of the greats.

Puttin' 5 trashcans in my tiny kitchen to save a bush. 🤣

For a few years I worked in Boulder, CO for the Dept of Interior. Aspen has nothing over Boulder. 35 square miles surrounded by reality. That’s Boulder. We had to have a separate container for every kind of material. Green glass, brown glass, clear glass, computer paper, aluminum cans, steel cans, plastic #4, newsprint, etc. Eco Cycle (trash company), would come by every 2nd week to collect it. You already know what they did. It all went together in the same bin in the trash truck.

Love it! He’s the best

FACTS !!!!!!!!

Keep'um coming.🤣🤣🤣

Northern spotted owl is the same as the southern spited owl, they only live north of a certain California highway. They are therefore not endangered.

I used to have 3 cans on our ranch. 1 for burning, 1 for cans and 1 for the pig's dinner.

I was in McAllen Tx years ago and pulled up to a stop light in my semi. There was a younger hispanic guy standing there holding a sign that said “homeless, anything will help”. I rolled down my window and told him he might have better luck if he wasn’t wearing a brand new pair of Jordan tennis shoes. He looked down at his feet and turned around and walked off. I just pulled away laughing.

Damn Straight 👊👍💪🇺🇸

You are so fun to listen to!! 😎

This is so true 🤣🤣 🤣😂😆

Stop calling them homeless. They're dope fiends.

He's saying what most of us think.

You go boy tell it like it is

To the point!!!

"an onion...to paint my house"....😂😂😂😂😂😂

James Gregory for President NOW! April 12 2021.

I love this guy! Reminds me of my kin.

I love this guy lol

Funny man

TRUTH!!

Saw the sign “will work for food” so I gave him a coconut

Does anyone really give a s**t what celebrities think or say. Anyone who worries about what they think has serious issues

I must be kin to this man....he and I think EXACTLY alike!!!

I was gassing up my 1979 Cadillac and saw a guy talking to several people before he got to me. He said he was broke but had a job waiting in Dallas, TX and needed money for gas 'cause he had to be there by noon tomorrow. ( this was in Shreveport, La. only 300 miles down I-20 and the gas station was only 200 yards from the on ramp.) I told him to pull his car up behind me and I'd fill up his tank on my card. He said thanks he'd be right back. I saw him hit up a few more people for money, then drive off. He only wanted the cash. He didn't even get on the interstate to Dallas, but went the opposite direction. Scammers, all. Never give them a dime.

Thanks for the laugh!

How much more do we need to hear about anybody from the Kardashian family? Celebrities and pro athletes started to become our moral compasses quite a while.ago.

I have 2 trees on my property that sprouted before King Henry VIII was crowned King of England. I had 2, the same age, that had died before I bought the place so I got real joy out of telling people that I warmed house by burning 500 year old trees and watch their faces. LOL

You will truly be missed, James. Rest in peace, sir.

James is great

Right on

Sorting all that stuff is ridiculous....all that stuff goes to the same landfill.

The spotted owl put me out of work twice....

An onion to paint his house 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You are a funny guy and a lot of what you said is so true a lot of people saying they are hungry make more money than some who work I saw a man where i live his sign said i hate this will work anytime wasn't there long guess he got a job if others are for real try this. Onion to paint house that's funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Those homeless people are working. It’s called working the sign.

Spot on, well we do need spotted owls or we would be over run by vermen

He'll, the homeless don't even try to pretend to work for food these days. Now it's just " I'm Hungry, feed me".

Totally correct

I gave a homeless dude a job that had a sign up and he worked for thirty minutes before he remembered he had to go meet his mom for lunch. I made the guys chicken cordon blu for lunch and he stayed for the meal. After lunch we dropped him off at a Tacoma Safeway where they buy opioids and live under the overpasses and out in the forested right away.

So true, but people can't see it, the heard will not change.

U funniest random guy I’ve seen on yt

Amen

I love this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🤣😂😅 I love this guy

Love that man

Amen!!

WE AREN'T GOING TO HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ALOT OF CELEBRITIES MUCH LONGER!

Tell it like it is………. Bravo

Amen and Amen!?

Right