Primary care doc here. I will often feel a little behind when I walk into a patient’s room. I had just spent 20 minutes on the phone with a patient’s insurance company who had denied a prior authorization for their insulin. Or I was just in a room with meemaw explaining to her that ivermectin is not a treatment for COVID. Or I had spent a little time writing the note for the prior patient and including the 1,000,000 different things insurance companies require me to document just so my patient can get basic care. I will often ask “what brings you here?” because I need that 15 seconds to get my mind on track. In short, don’t blame your doctor, blame the BS insurance companies put on us and expect us to see 20+ patients a day. I’ve had it with them!

It's only 10am in Ireland, I've already had it with fkn Everything 🤣

Block the tiktok “are you still watching this” account. I’ve doom scrolled uninterrupted for 4 years now. True bliss!

About your doctors appointments, I can only say: ONLY IN AMERIKA. Here in Europe, healthcare is not only (almost) free, but also super efficient. You come in, they read your ID-card , and the doctor sees your complete medical history when he he calls you in. If you need prescription drugs, he puts the prescription in your account. Then you go to any pharmacy that you come across, they read your ID-card and know what you need. Same with elections: no voter registration. A month before the election you get your voting letter that you have to take and present together with your ID card on election day. BTW voting is compulsory in Belgium. You can get a fine if you don’t show up.

I also have to say MY drug dealer was always very kind and caring. Stop buying drugs from shitty people.

both of your patriotic spirits have started off my day great. thanks jessica and meemaw. #blessed

I just found this podcast, dying... I really needed this space. You totally represent me in so many ways, crossing borders, even as a "not American", but anyway as a 43 year-old/Mexican/Divorced/mom of two... Loving it!

Pumps, you said you liked being called a broad and I thought where did that term come from...so I looked it up. Here's the answer: Where did calling a woman broad come from? Apparently,it first appeared in 1911 as a metaphor for a “meal ticket”, signifying the relationship between a woman and her pimp, which led to the association of the word “broad” with prostitutes, and/or women w loose morals. Go Pumps!

I am usually patient when waiting to see a doctor. I enter the office, notice who’s there, see more people enter, and watch as we are brought into to exam rooms more or less in order of arrival. However, I reached my limit of tolerance last year. I was in for my third visit to my former dermatologist for a full body scan. I liked the doctor and she had provided the care I needed. This day I arrived for a 10:30 appointment at 10:10. There were 4 other patients in the newly redone lobby. Over the next 40 minutes all of those patients as well as 6 to 8 others who arrived after I did were seen before me. Only 1 had an earlier appointment than me. At 10:50, when my appointment was already 20 minutes late I went to the counter and asked if I was still on the schedule. Without looking at me one of the staff told me yes, you are on the list. More patients arrived and were seen before me. Finally at 11:15, 45 minutes late, I was lead to an exam room. The poor assistant asked me how I was feeling. I told him, loudly and profanely. I avoided the F word but otherwise displayed a thorough knowledge of bad language. The result is that I will never go back there, they would not have me there, and that’s a shame because I liked the doctor. I’m simply not willing to put up with that kind of treatment anywhere. If they had explained the delay to me when I asked, say, telling me a full body scan takes more time and their scheduling required some sort of adjustment, I would have just sat there and waited, but they said nothing. I’ve had it with that doctor’s office!

Wait til you Really get Old. The shocks you never saw coming. It's beyond. I hope your generation isnt like mine. Health: everyone my age talks it. In depth. In detail. When they run out of their own health updates, they goto nutrition and exercise followed by updates on their friends health issues. Their lives revolve around dr appointments and the hell of Medicare insurance, delays, mistakes. Then there's ageism. Staggering! No one notices or cares how vicious it gets. Thanks ladies for making me laugh. Laughing is the only way to survive life after 70.

‘You created this junkie’. Period. I love y’all so much, & Memaw you look stunning.

Not me getting tingles from Kilie whispering 😂

This really kicks my vacation off in a whole new C U Next Tuesday kind of way 😂 As for the ketchup neighbor, I'd just spell "I've had it, C-U-N-T" in ketchup right on their doorstep. 😂😂😂😂

Both of you are stunning, classy and very attractive women. I’m 68 now and trust me, it sucks! Every damn day a new wrinkle or ache shows up. But, in my mind when I’m being “just me,” I don’t feel like I’m this old. It sucks but beats the alternative, being in the ground. My husband and I both love your shows. I admit, my cussing skills are equal to yours. Thank you for your honesty and most of all making us laugh.

"Jane eats cockroaches." HAHAHAHA!

My maiden name is Campbell and we would get prank calls in the 60’s and70’s asking for a case of tomato soup delivered lol

I’m crying inside whenever my iPad shows me my screen time. It’s like getting receipts. I’ve already spent the bloody money! I don’t want to be reminded of my shortcomings.

This older woman told me once that she and her siblings took a picture by their cabin, and she got a copy of it and was like, "Who the hell are all of these old people." hahaha.

The $100 bill Hoover totally sent me! Jennifer is absolute gold.

On the point of Netflix, I like to believe that's in the consumer's interests, as the "are you still watching?" only pops up if you're "idle", if you pause, actually click the next episode button, etc, it won't pop up, but the message popping up will halt the playback of whatever you're watching, and then you won't have to figure out where you left off if you accidentally left it on and went elsewhere for a bit, or fell asleep, etc.

To be fair, I've fallen asleep watching Netflix and woken up to a scene I missed the buildup for. The "are you still watching?" popup would have been appreciated in that moment.

Every IHI podcast reinforces the joy I feel that I escaped life in the USA ten years and three months ago.Thank you, ladies!

not me getting a stanely cup ad while waiting for the premiere of this video

I think the group should be “Memaw’s Broads”

didn’t think i would see pumps meowing today lol she’s the cutest

When time travel exists. I'm going back to the 80s so I can in fact be the caller Pumps called 😂

I’ve had it with car dealers tag teaming you when you are interested in a car! It’s one different person after the other!

Lovely Lady Pumps is doing more than Mounjaro! Those triceps are popping.

Too add to the doctor office visit - you provide all the intake form documentation and make all the corrections/updates for them to correct the information (e.g., medication list). Then the next time you go none of those corrections/updates have been made in their record. I’ve spoken with the nurse, office manager, and physician about this and it continues to occur. I could have fixed all of it in a fraction of the time I was waiting. 🙄

community names to consider: Hot Flashers and Broad Squad!!

I had surgery yesterday. I called dr office couple weeks ago to make a change to the procedure and get approval from insurance. I was assured it was done. Only one problem. The doctor/surgeon didn’t know about it. He was miffed to say the least 😬

Jennifer just cracks me up...OMG! 😂 And Pumps laugh is the most contageous (even tho I am already laughing my head off) but I love to laugh along! 😂❤

Binge watching is like reading a good book all at one sitting, no placemark needed...

So funny from now on when Netflix ask are you still watching I’m giving them the finger 😅

Agreed. Love that line about snorting TV shows.

All you have to do is refuse to do the doctor office questions. They will find it. They just want you to have something to do and to save them from looking it up

YES, Pumps! “Pro watch, anti-phone”.

I hated that weekly usage report as well. But it is easy to turn off. So I did, and now i don’t worry about how much time I waste on social media.

you can turn the weekly report on Apple devices off.

YES YES YES ON THE POLITE DRIVERS AT 4 WAY STOPS

I’m 67 and except for looking in the mirror I forget my age! In many ways I’m still late 20’s.

I actually drooled down myself because I was laughing so hard at Pump's sexy phone call prank

I think a decent name for the audience is the Good Judy's. We're like Judge Judy, but we're the good version. It's also the pet name for your best friend that you call up to talk shit with.

In addition to the Zoom filter, your lighting plays a BIG part in how you look on Zoom. Try a ring light (if you aren’t already) - it’s a godsend!

Mother of the year award is not legitimate

43yrs old, single male here checking in to say, you ladies are absolutely lovely. Rawr

MeMaw has had it with Zoom? Because she looks her age? 😂😂😂 (I love her new name “MeMaw” so much)

Yall looking at the “Are you still watching” message wrong. I fall asleep on the same episode quite a bit and this prevents me from watching season 1 to waking up to season 4.

Name your fans the " happy clappers"

Hello patriots!

Uugghhh I’ve had it with your commercials! I pay for KZfaq so I DON’T have to watch commercials! WTF! Still love you “broads” lol

I used to date older women and you two remind me of all my older girlfriends friends. Y’all are fucking amazing. They were amazing too lol.

Keep an expired bottle of brand X ketchup just for your neighbors 😅

LOVE you ladies. And you are both gorgeous!

1:34 - you BOTH look fan flippin TASTIC!!!! Gorgeous and stunning. I hope I look as good as Memaw does when I’m her age. (I’m probably your age now). Love you beautiful bitter ladies!!!! ❤

Marjorie Taylor Green has Peloton in her gym. Might want to find another sponsor

The Had-its? For the community moniker? Simple but accurate

pumps you look FABULOUS what you mean

what's worst is i've had it where i want to make a turn and a car is coming and they decide to stop to let me go. and i'm like "you don't have a stop sign, i'm waiting for you"

The one star wonders

The one with the biggest motor goes first at a four way stop 🛑 😝

The cardi b and lizzo ASMR is really funny tho

I ran across your Tiktok this morning and tracked you down on KZfaq. This is awesome! I've had it with so many things.

Poor pumps! 😂lmfao. I am dying laughing when you’re mocking her!! “Heavy cheater broad”

You two made my day today.

Well I loved this!!

Never a borrower nor a lender be!

Soooo entertaining! Love you girls!

IHIP Central... where God drops off his imperfect vessels.

The "Starlets" x x x

Embrace your age bc you cannot change it and not liking it ends up showing in your face. Pumps you are the pretty one. Don’t let Jennifer play you 😂😂 Both great, what until 69. I still have no wrinkles bc never wore makeup but still look old. My heart and spirit is still 19 but gravity it letting me know that is all in my head.. 😂😂😂😂

My coffee shop prefers cash and gives a discount if you use it

''mental health theater'' is so funny 💀

Netflix: Are you still watching. Me: First of all, how dare you!

Don't worry you two, you both still look great! But what you say is far more important

Ugh you can decline to be seen by the intern. I have started taking the option. If i am at the doctor i either need to be there or i don't want to be there. Often both. I just finished the interrogation with the nurse. I'm not going to be interrogated again before speak to the doctor.

An old person, looking into the mirror, is nothing more than a young person, looking into a mirror and saying "what the f**k happened!"

Huge fan of ASMR and fall asleep to it every night. You just have to find the right channels that suit the type that you like.

You broads are the best. America loves you.❤🇺🇸👈

Who has the Clap? Pumps has the clap! Also, I've been ranting about "polite" drivers for yeeearsss! I pull up to a 4 way after you and you try to wave me through, we are both sitting there while I take a damn nap.

I’ve gone down the rabbit-hole on this very podcast, and KZfaq never says anything about my usage time. Not one thing ever. KZfaq simply does not care if i sit here and tap vein after vein after vein in my deplorable state of active addiction to I’ve Had It. 😊😊😊

You can whisper to me in person, but I find recordings of people whispering as bad as nails on a chalkboard.

The IFHI community. (I’ve fucking had it) Really like your show!

I have to disagree about the ketchup. The neighbor was right to reject it and run tell everyone. Only psychopaths like Hunt's ketchup.

I love my Apple Watch too. It validates me, LOL!

😂. This is hilarious

Okay peloton!

your watch is pro health motivation you "guys" rock

Two foul mouthed pirates duking it out , I just love them (:

You gals look great and not old

Good morning ladies, you look great ❗🤩😎

I love that your episode, entitled "don't make me a better person" or whatever, is sponsored by Peloton - arguably one of the most popular personal fitness/improvement products. Haha. I've had it with accidental irony.

5678 jazz hands is gonna be my new ringtone

I've had it with the DMV sending your license in the mail and giving you a paper print out in person. For years you could get your I.D. in person, why change now? If we're considering the environment, it's more wasteful to print out the temporary I.D and use more paper to send the new one in the mail.🙄

Pumps u look good sis

I’m so excited for another episode with my favorite lesbian couple🎉

How about “We’ve had it” for the community corner? Or “The patriots corner”?

Oh lovely, it's s time for some hot shit again ❤😂 It's 10am and coffee time Germany. Love you all 😍🤩

What I would've done is said, "Oh I am so sorry" and then went back to my house ripped the label off filled the rest of the bottle with baking soda shook it up really really good and went back, and said "Here's your Heinz"😈

As a stylist, I can tell you, your hair styles age you .