Don"t Mess With Corey

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9 жыл бұрын

Corey tells a Story about Some Tool telling everyone that He is Corey! Too Funny

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@leo_the_dorito1922 2 жыл бұрын

imagine Corey Taylor walking up to you in a bar and asking if you’re Corey Taylor

@beerme8314 2 жыл бұрын

if he asked me for an autograph i would have done it

@trillrifaxegrindor4411 2 жыл бұрын

the neck alone would terrify me...

@proudsaiyanprince2651 2 жыл бұрын

@@trillrifaxegrindor4411 he’s like 5’8. 😂

@sam9014 2 жыл бұрын

oh god I would faint

@WTFisHappeningToMe 2 жыл бұрын

I heard the singer Of Stone Sour asked the singer of Slipknot for an autograph

@Barbiesusedtampon 2 жыл бұрын

He has like a nice talking voice, like if you only listen to his singing/screaming metal voice you won't expect his regular talking voice to be so chill and mellow

@billbarthel5224 2 жыл бұрын

I feel the same. Then that "right now" near the end all of a sudden makes me want to get in the pit. Like flipped the reality from comedy show to concert

@AceOfSpades66964 2 жыл бұрын

A bit like ivan moody of five finger death punch, the guy can make his voice go insane yet he sounds so chill when talking

@7shinta7 2 жыл бұрын

I'd reccomend listening to Omega from the self titled Stone Sour album. He also read all his books as audiobooks and does an amazing job.

@dhruvlevel9641 2 жыл бұрын

Ikr his voice is so good

@nkklane24 Жыл бұрын

I’ve come to learn. Never think you know anything about the limitations of Corey’s voice.

@paypachase3581 2 жыл бұрын

His timing and his impromptu is on point. He could do stand up.

@fried_tacos1587 2 жыл бұрын

Hes also really good at his expressions (makes sense since you know wearing a mask lol) idk how good he'd be at coming up with jokes but he's really good at telling stories/experiences

@WardenOfTerra 2 жыл бұрын

That's because he's good at bullshitting.

@inferno-xh6de 11 ай бұрын

👨‍🦽⬅️ but he could not do stand up

@stevesalt8003 2 жыл бұрын

I've always said Corey is a great poet, turns out he's a great story teller as well.

@halosrusty 2 жыл бұрын

As Jack Burton says it’s all in the linguistics

@jjammmees 2 жыл бұрын

I won't drop it.

@CROninja666 Жыл бұрын

He's great in general

@chandlerbarker5078 3 жыл бұрын

Every time he gets in trouble he should just call Mick and Jim

@harrynorris1953 3 жыл бұрын

Clown gonna wear goggles to show him as a keg barrel but bring out the giants

@ThomasBoyce5000 2 жыл бұрын

If he calls Craig, they'd never find the body.

@MrJoker6onPSN 2 жыл бұрын

@@ThomasBoyce5000 Craig seems like the type of guy to shred the body into pieces. Sounds really fucking dark but it seems like Craig

@yellow2238 2 жыл бұрын

@@MrJoker6onPSN edgy

@MrJoker6onPSN 2 жыл бұрын

@@yellow2238 just seems like Craig dude.

@urmumlol6510 2 жыл бұрын

When you think about it, imagine how humiliating that would've been. Imagine doing that and the person you're pretending to be confronts you when you're drunk asf

@coreypaynter4011 2 жыл бұрын

That would be the definition of an "oh shit" moment

@trillrifaxegrindor4411 2 жыл бұрын

if the dude was as drunk as he said a lot of this wouldve went well over his head

@XRPeakyBlindAR 2 жыл бұрын

Thats kinda..um.. wjat he just told the story of? Lol

@skullapendra4435 2 жыл бұрын

I remember reading about this in a magazine, some 20 years back. As soon as I'd heard about Corey's spoken word tours, I had to know if he'd told this story again. Was not disappointed 😂

@willyzook 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve always loved Corey’s ability to talk to anyone, and treat everyone with the respect they give him.

@dieselexhausted 2 жыл бұрын

...which includes the same disrespect as well 😂 "I'll do anything for ya or anything to ya, which one happens is up to you"

@willyzook 2 жыл бұрын

@@dieselexhausted good point! 😂

@thatbadgamer1264 2 жыл бұрын

He should be a comedian i think he'd do well

@andrewknutson91 2 жыл бұрын

He could be like Christopher Titus and just tell funny, fucked-up stories about his life. He'd be a great comic.

@joegoldstein4567 2 жыл бұрын

He’s a phenomenal storyteller. Tom Morello-like

@aespo05 2 жыл бұрын

Hes a musician and artist all music is is storytelling you just have to know how to listen. And yes I'd definitely see a CMFT comedy show

@michaeljames1593 2 жыл бұрын

He's def be a Joey Diaz type, no real jokes, just some funny ass stories.

@trentdevlaminck9927 2 жыл бұрын

I agree

@ELECTRiCMELViN69 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he can't stop putting his foot on the speaker. Can't blame him lol

@ErectusEnormous 2 жыл бұрын

Habit

@jimmywilliams4257 3 жыл бұрын

I have mad respect for him my childhood idol!

@natem6456 2 жыл бұрын

Honest to God, same.

@wyattjackson977 2 жыл бұрын

Corey is a class act man through and through. We need a Netflix series on just him telling stories

@allenszykula8071 2 жыл бұрын

It's kind of crazy where his speaking voices pops in and out of his singing voices every so often.

@Branchofsin 2 жыл бұрын

Well no shit lmao

@texasrangerwalker8945 2 жыл бұрын

Man even talking his voice is so strong and unique

@RahduDrahkqul75 2 жыл бұрын

"I'll sign one for you." Full stop, that's the greatest punchline. Should have ended the story right there.

@skullapendra4435 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but then people would just repeatedly ask what happened next. He may have anticipated that.

@johnbagley8211 2 жыл бұрын

"WHO PAID THE TAB?!" For real tho...

@dieselexhausted 2 жыл бұрын

Found the bartender in the audience 😂

@TheJonnyringo84 2 жыл бұрын

The guy shouting at the end asked the important question but it cut off before we could get an answer. WHO PAID THE TAB??????????

@kragar77 2 жыл бұрын

There probably wasn't a tab and instead was just his buddy saying that to get Corey over there lol

@sixty-nine3574 2 жыл бұрын

Probably whoever made up the story since no one opens a tab without a credit card

@_jp__ 2 жыл бұрын

When he says “where’s this ***hole” at 02:33 it sounds like he’s singing in Slipknot mode

@vommittt 2 жыл бұрын

I lost it when that dude screamed "asshooooole" lmao

@craigstarling4704 2 жыл бұрын

Corey Taylor has the best Voice in Metal and is a damn good Comedian as well.

@thevoicewithin9845 2 жыл бұрын

Corey Taylor, Ivan Moody, David Draiman, Myles Kennedy and, if you class Tenacious D as the same genre branch of metal/hard rock, Jack Black are all up there and good enough to be the very best. Who actually is the best is all down to personal taste/opinion. For me, each of them are so unique and have incredible voices both recorded and live, I just couldn't simply pick one and say oh, he is the very best! Also note, I only mentioned male singers. Metal is full of incredible female vocalists too but they are even more difficult to compare to the likes of Corey Taylor!

@pinkdragon4830 10 ай бұрын

5:58

@noiz3 2 жыл бұрын

And that's the story of how I defeated my evil clone

@weenbeen9104 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao imagine everyone's reaction in the pub, they were prolly all in shock and confusion lol

@whateverdude4434 2 жыл бұрын

He's such a great performer.

@DrEvil-np6jx 2 жыл бұрын

He definitely gave that guy a crazy story to tell , fuck with Corey he's gonna be the nicest guy to you right before he throws you tf out

@mikeells6069 3 жыл бұрын

Do NOT use Corey's name... EVER

@coreypaynter4011 2 жыл бұрын

Its an insult to portray a Corey lol

@smokymountain4222 2 жыл бұрын

All the cool guys are named Corey!!

@Mrihave20toes 2 жыл бұрын

Then I'll just call him Greg

@CardboardSliver 2 жыл бұрын

I love his voice. I could listen to him talk all day.

@stihlextreme9357 2 жыл бұрын

Love Corey! 👊🏻🤟🏻

@ThePhobos100 2 жыл бұрын

Corey could possibly do stand up comedy.

@Eidolon5150 2 жыл бұрын

I’d like to think it’s a member of limp bizkit

@coscwyite 2 жыл бұрын

....dude. Come on. Seriously?

@sherrizelinski7424 2 жыл бұрын

That would've been priceless 😂

@kimmyfreak200 2 жыл бұрын

haha i was picturing corey walking up to the imposter "i'm gonna killll you" remember when he screamed this into the camera in response to limp bizkit talking trash about slipknot fans..he did it in his infamous scream voice lol the guy woulda $hit himself

@coscwyite 2 жыл бұрын

@@kimmyfreak200 you do realize years later Corey admitted to having faked that whole beef to gain attraction, right?

@h4zemuny 2 жыл бұрын

@@coscwyite yup! he did a good job of it too

@jaredklock8754 2 жыл бұрын

This is pretty much Corey Taylor stand up right here.

@owlofdreams8091 2 жыл бұрын

I could listen to him for eternity

@RequiemForYourDream940 2 жыл бұрын

"You love that movie...you needa get outta here"😂😂😂😋😋😋🤘🤘🤘

@RahduDrahkqul75 2 жыл бұрын

So if I go to my local bar and run- up- a" tab under Corey Taylor's name there might be a chance he personally shows up ? I mean he'll kick me out of the bar but he'll pay my bill and sign an autograph.

@veronica1923 2 жыл бұрын

when his voice got deep.... 😩😩😩

@celiaross4731 2 жыл бұрын

OMG YESSSS!!!!!!!!

@Moroi92 2 жыл бұрын

r/cursedcomments

@SophieTheBagel1984 2 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie. When his voice went tgat deep I got a shiver up my spine. I fucking love Corey Taylor.

@dycorty9182 2 жыл бұрын

Met him at CLE Hopkins after the APMAS in 2015 and he was an absolute gentleman, even got to take a picture with him too!

@ExhumedToConsume 2 жыл бұрын

lmao "come again?"

@stevehunt9051 2 жыл бұрын

Corey's a smart dude!! Great talent!

@freddypalacios1668 2 жыл бұрын

The guy at the end..."who paid the tab!"

@johnwalter6410 2 жыл бұрын

There was a guy in Philly one time telling everyone he was Corey. It was actually in the paper.

@justsomeguywholosthismusta8495 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine walking into a bar and pretending to be Corey Taylor only for the real Corey Taylor to walk up to you and ask you if you're him

@horror_fam0847 Жыл бұрын

Seriously Netflix or some streaming platform needs to give him an hour special just telling stories and jokes I would pay to watch that

@jeremybettis8446 2 жыл бұрын

All 5’7” of him in a rage, I’m sure it was cute.

@mercharris5266 2 жыл бұрын

All going 6’ under

@louismaynard881 2 жыл бұрын

He could be 4’4” and I still wouldn’t fuck with him

@dabirl6763 2 жыл бұрын

Why does his height matter?

@michealbates6369 2 жыл бұрын

@@louismaynard881 Just cause he plays a bad ass on stage doesn't mean anything in real life. He's out of his prime and abused his body with drugs and booze for a good chunk of his life. On top of that, it's not like he made an effort to get in good shape after he cleaned up. If he was 5'7 and like a boxer or mma fighter or some shit that's one thing. But he is neither.

@jordansnell6849 2 жыл бұрын

@@michealbates6369 savage but true. I'm a huge fan. But just because he has a crazy scream and is confident doesn't mean he's deadly

@jesseferguson8668 2 жыл бұрын

I remember reading about that story in Spin magazine a long time ago lol

@joepesce7091 2 жыл бұрын

Corey Taylor reminds me of Henry Rollins when he is doing his spoken words.

@encyclopediabrown1334 2 жыл бұрын

So now I'm in rage mode I'm like (super low pitch but still fucking frightening, arghhhhhhhhh)

@pizzaman6926 2 жыл бұрын

Corey Taylor Stand Up Special When? "Corey Taylor: What Do I Think?" Those who get it get it

@VengefulJarl 2 жыл бұрын

Man i remember reading this story back in 99 or 2000.

@Charl1eSheenWIN 3 жыл бұрын

Corey reminds me of Dane Cook. It seems corey got some of his stage presence from Dane

@ElCapitanJones 2 жыл бұрын

The more I watch this the more I agree.

@a_rabid_raccoon 2 жыл бұрын

what an awful thing to say. it wasn't too bad in my opinion!

@Charl1eSheenWIN 2 жыл бұрын

@@a_rabid_raccoon it wasn't an insult.

@a_rabid_raccoon 2 жыл бұрын

@@Charl1eSheenWIN bro, you just compared him to dane cook... If that isn't insulting then idk what is.

@Charl1eSheenWIN 2 жыл бұрын

@@a_rabid_raccoon Comparing his stage presence to a successful comedian's stage presence is insulting? yikes

@crimes2004 2 жыл бұрын

EARMUFFS!!! xD

@smokejc 2 жыл бұрын

He's a great storyteller.

@isaiahca01 2 жыл бұрын

SANTAA!!😂😂 5:49

@russelrenznerosa8969 2 жыл бұрын

The best stand up comedian in the world of metal.

@funnydylan9834 8 ай бұрын

Bruh, I’d hang out with Corey Taylor and listen to his stories and have a laugh. I love his don’t give a shit attitude. 😊❤️👍🏻

@SprunkleCakes 2 жыл бұрын

Love this.

@kristenellsworth9621 2 ай бұрын

Corey is really a genuine dude, he's so chill and everything. And he's also incredibly fucking hot, damn.

@assodclownjr4650 2 жыл бұрын

I met Corey in Pittsburgh. He was the coolest guy. Day and bullshitted for 5 minutes.

@mass96mass 3 ай бұрын

Dude at the end "WHO PAYED THE TAB?!" 😂

@pigebear 3 ай бұрын

The ahole that charged it

@mass96mass 3 ай бұрын

@@pigebear I doubt it.

@jonvia 2 жыл бұрын

I was super lucky to see Corey and Clown speak at M.I. when I went to school there. It gave me a new respect for those guys! Clown is a really deep person.

@thedeserts Жыл бұрын

hes a very fun storyteller

@kindnutritionist2672 2 жыл бұрын

What a sweetheart he is 😍

@TrevorGray4758 2 жыл бұрын

He’s actually great at everything. Holy shit.

@theripperrevan 2 жыл бұрын

Ikr it's amazing. 👏

@dislike7973 2 жыл бұрын

corey watches jurassic park to flex hes dinosour neck

@4ngel0fd34th 2 жыл бұрын

Corey is a good showman.

@komradenikolai 2 жыл бұрын

I have lived in VA Beach my entire life, yes this city is a Hell hole

@JesseDeadly 2 жыл бұрын

“Who paid the tab “ 😂😂

@coryphillips3195 2 жыл бұрын

He makes me wish I had an E in my name

@andrewmcgee5060 2 жыл бұрын

He could always do comedy, he’s pretty good

@jacobwilson5549 2 жыл бұрын

He has a good way with moving his voice around maybe he should like..... join a band🤓

@tcutright1 2 жыл бұрын

Sadly...I remember this...twice...from being in the bar and when he told it at the Big Day Off concert....still fucking hilarious

@alextaramona1 Жыл бұрын

Funny as hell!!

@TheRealArtimusKnight 2 жыл бұрын

Would love to meet this man

@UrAverageFR_Teen 2 жыл бұрын

Any error and he will publicly destroy you lol 🤣

@lilgothpotato4867 2 жыл бұрын

@@UrAverageFR_Teen that’s like every slipknot fans wildest dream

@UrAverageFR_Teen 2 жыл бұрын

@@lilgothpotato4867 Ikr I want this too

@ThomasMurphyCosplay 9 ай бұрын

Corey Taylor is a real life Super Hero that doesn't need a Cape 🤟

@pcgarbage 2 жыл бұрын

Cory sounded like Chris Farley for a second there imitating the imposter lol

@kimmyfreak200 2 жыл бұрын

he should do stand up! lol

@aguadoll8162 Жыл бұрын

Corey must've loved that Bruce Lee shirt Tony was wearing in Age of Ultron lmaoo

@samsamsonson7586 2 жыл бұрын

This is an allegorical story of when he met himself in the mirror.

@jimmyconway3844 2 жыл бұрын

Very talented guy

@choysrhoyt6819 2 жыл бұрын

Damn it lol I like that movie too.

@joshperkins2487 2 жыл бұрын

Straight up if I'm a fan boy for any type of media/entertainer/front man/artist then Corey Taylor is why!!!!

@vixation140 Жыл бұрын

Me trying to convince my mom I don’t believe in Santa Claus: BUSTED!!

@berke2336 2 жыл бұрын

Corey's built like a skinnier Thumb Thumb from spy kids

@kruornoctis 2 жыл бұрын

about a 98% chance it didnt happen as badass as he reckons

@iambodybuildingyt221 2 жыл бұрын

Ever noticed that Corey's head and neck are too big for his body 😅😂

@ericirwin413 2 жыл бұрын

Corey Taylor's got a big neck form all the years of headbanging but his ain't nothing compared to Corpsegrinder 🤘🤘🤘🤘

@fourleafcloveer5011 2 жыл бұрын

YES! I was there. the guy that pretended to be you is Kevin Criswel. Virginia beach is crazy!

@hotsauce9166 2 жыл бұрын

He would be successful at anything he wants to become! Genius,

@glitch6781 2 жыл бұрын

Was the name of the bar............ Murphy's?

@atomicr4y472 2 жыл бұрын

Dropkick?

@jhr110 2 жыл бұрын

Corey Taylor is the Pat McAfee of heavy metal.

@StringierHail56 2 жыл бұрын

Him and Henry Rollins are the most soft-spoken violent people I've ever seen

@bobmathews9072 Жыл бұрын

And they both have massive necks

@ryanwhitman6383 4 ай бұрын

Nice shirt Corey

@yinmey 11 ай бұрын

I swear thats his favourite shirt

@party4tool 2 жыл бұрын

Corey!! Start stand up!!!! You would fucking rock it\w/ \w/

@CJW0056 2 жыл бұрын

His head and body size proportion looks like an NBA Jam character

@quinn4076 2 жыл бұрын

DUDE imagine being shitfaced telling everyone you’re Corey Taylor and then you wake up face-to-face with him and he’s asking you for an autograph. I hope he wasn’t wasted enough to not remember