Don't Watch Sequels, Watch This Instead.

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Nutsa

Nutsa

2 жыл бұрын

HERE HAVE A PART 3 AND STOP TELLING ME THAT THE FIRST ONE IS TOO SHORT. I MADE 12 COLLECTIVE MINUTES OF ENTERTAINMENT (HOPEFULLY) OUT OF THIS STUPIDLY BORING MOVIE!
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@Nutsa
@Nutsa 2 жыл бұрын
I've been having a very shitty time lately so I really hope that my sleep depravation will pay off and cheer at least someone out there....
@nesquick84
@nesquick84 2 жыл бұрын
I hope your situation improves soon and that you're able to rest!
@nsawatchlistbait289
@nsawatchlistbait289 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this vid
@anonymussicarius8899
@anonymussicarius8899 2 жыл бұрын
Hope it will soon get better. I at last was more entertained than the podracer crowd in the Phantom Menace, thx for your work! ;)
@nsawatchlistbait289
@nsawatchlistbait289 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the heart homie
@Delance1
@Delance1 2 жыл бұрын
I hope things get better soon.
@Jogyot3260
@Jogyot3260 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Oscar Isaac really cringed so hard when he say "somehow.. Palpatine returned"
@aces6262
@aces6262 2 жыл бұрын
u got a link when he says that?
@jacquelyynorgana77
@jacquelyynorgana77 2 жыл бұрын
I can tell he was so done and wanted to vomit. I bet he was probably thinking, “who the fuck wrote this?!” when he was probably reading the script. Poor dude deserved so much better. He and Finn. :(
@aces6262
@aces6262 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacquelyynorgana77 everyone actor in the sequels deserve better even Daisy herself.
@aishikmukherjee8438
@aishikmukherjee8438 2 жыл бұрын
They had some solid actors. Daisy, Adam, Oscar, Boyega, all were amazing. Wasted
@Jack-gj3gf
@Jack-gj3gf 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jogyot3260 so you have nothing...
@TenToAceStudios
@TenToAceStudios 2 жыл бұрын
"rey skywalker" "sorry, im trying to get you to say you're sorry" this killed me LMAO
@idontwant2beasoldiermama241
@idontwant2beasoldiermama241 2 жыл бұрын
I thought he said "Sorry, I'm trying to get you to say you're stupid"
@Robopup325
@Robopup325 2 жыл бұрын
Holy crap I know you from ahsokas server
@TenToAceStudios
@TenToAceStudios 2 жыл бұрын
@@Robopup325 yo, wuttup!
@Robopup325
@Robopup325 2 жыл бұрын
@@TenToAceStudios How goes it?
@TenToAceStudios
@TenToAceStudios 2 жыл бұрын
@@Robopup325 pretty well lol. I spend way too much time on KZfaq. I’ve had 5 people from ahsoka’s server find me in random comments sections
@matienazemy1382
@matienazemy1382 2 жыл бұрын
Executives: “So how did Palpatine return?” Writers: “Somehow.” Executives: “Okay.”
@DeltaDubs89
@DeltaDubs89 2 жыл бұрын
The movie never mentioned it. But as with all deep lore that was omitted from the movies he was a clone of palpatine given all the memories of the original.
@dalentoews3418
@dalentoews3418 Жыл бұрын
They threw out all legends lore so they could start releasing important plot details in fortnite.
@revolverswitch
@revolverswitch Жыл бұрын
@@dalentoews3418 and still copy concepts from legends, isn't this straight up plagiarism?
@jakobrenner2230
@jakobrenner2230 Жыл бұрын
@@revolverswitch I still say it to this day: Canon fans at first cited _Dark Empire_ (the old comic where Palpatine returned) as one of the primary reasons the old Expanded Universe needed to become Legends. Yet, here we are…
@johannesseyfried7933
@johannesseyfried7933 Жыл бұрын
"Why won't you tell us how he did it?!?" "We just told you: *Somehow* !"
@spontsep4077
@spontsep4077 2 жыл бұрын
I have a meltdown too when I see the rise of skywalker. Disney had one job.
@user-xx6vy9ri8p
@user-xx6vy9ri8p 2 жыл бұрын
I had when I saw Force awakens.
@serlusacan3880
@serlusacan3880 2 жыл бұрын
Last Jedi is when I had my breakdown
@happywarrior736
@happywarrior736 2 жыл бұрын
*"SOMEHOW PALPATINE RETURNED"*
@mdlproductions7952
@mdlproductions7952 2 жыл бұрын
@@happywarrior736 🤦🏻‍♂️ Jesus
@Pneumavlr
@Pneumavlr 2 жыл бұрын
They had one job. Not to make the sequels.
@dy7296
@dy7296 2 жыл бұрын
Jedi Code: "There is no emotion, there is peace" Rey "All the Jedi": *Fights Kylo everytime with emotions*
@ripvanwinkle7689
@ripvanwinkle7689 2 жыл бұрын
Shes not a jedi the way she fights and acts is that of a sith
@hornedgoddess8191
@hornedgoddess8191 2 жыл бұрын
rise of sky was shit but it was pretty obv that rey's whole thing was that she was much more close to the dark side than thought, that's why she's more aggressive, she literally shoots lighting how tf yall miss that
@julievrhackzor
@julievrhackzor 2 жыл бұрын
@@hornedgoddess8191 dark side is supposed to be scary tho and Rey is a lot of things but never seemed intimidating. She just looks like an amateur
@hornedgoddess8191
@hornedgoddess8191 2 жыл бұрын
@@julievrhackzor that's only been characterized for some Sith, rey was not a sith
@es-rh8oo
@es-rh8oo 2 жыл бұрын
Bro this film would've moved up from a 0.0000001/10 to a 0.0000002/10 if Rey killed Palpatine and became Sith
@realtimberstalker
@realtimberstalker 2 жыл бұрын
I never actually thought about how damn angry Rey is in the movies. And it is literally never addressed. Shes supposed to be a jedi, someone with extreme control over their emotions, lest they get the better of them, and yet she just stabs Kylo in a fit of rage, and from what i remember, though i may be wrong, Kylo had stopped fighting at that point.
@Confused_surprise
@Confused_surprise 2 жыл бұрын
And it's made very clear in episode 8 (during the Throne room fight) that Kylo is the calm and concentrated one, and Rey is the angry one who swings her lightsaber to burn and kill. This contrast is even more enormous when ou remember Kylo as the angry kid who crashes computer with his lightsaber everytime he's mad at something. Also she's very happy (or at least doesn't give a shit) every time she kills someone. But she's still "aLL oF ThE JeDis"...
@DavidInsome
@DavidInsome 2 жыл бұрын
It’s funny that we complain in the prequels that they show no emotion yet in the sequels they show a lot of emotion
@c.j.a5524
@c.j.a5524 Жыл бұрын
#fuckthesequels
@obscure.reference
@obscure.reference 10 ай бұрын
disney is into defeatism
@krejci92p
@krejci92p 4 ай бұрын
I think its because she ate only once through all 3 movies. Women ☕️ go fcking berserk when they’re hungry.
@3dstuff654
@3dstuff654 2 жыл бұрын
"died from Harrison's paycheck" that killed me 😂
@grayski3324
@grayski3324 2 жыл бұрын
Same, Han was done dirty.
@heathermontague5051
@heathermontague5051 2 жыл бұрын
it also killed han
@bobuxdoesmemes924
@bobuxdoesmemes924 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@MrDemonidze
@MrDemonidze 2 жыл бұрын
this has better plot then the sequel trilogy
@fundhund62
@fundhund62 2 жыл бұрын
This has a plot.
@Blitzkrieg23
@Blitzkrieg23 2 жыл бұрын
3:19 what’s the sound from that clip?
@comentedonakeyboard
@comentedonakeyboard 2 жыл бұрын
Going to the bathroom has a better plot then the sequel trilogy
@Desyx14
@Desyx14 2 жыл бұрын
@@Blitzkrieg23 if you mean the music at around 3:30 thats "No time for caution" from interstellar.
@starlight0313
@starlight0313 2 жыл бұрын
You literally can’t compare the plots of those two The sequels don’t have a plot
@fanana6193
@fanana6193 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I love how you put the Jedi code from KOTOR in the background while Rey went absolutely insane lmao
@Blitzkrieg23
@Blitzkrieg23 2 жыл бұрын
3:19 what’s the sound from that clip?
@huuphuup1526
@huuphuup1526 2 жыл бұрын
@@Blitzkrieg23 Mountains by Hans Zimmer
@shamimaramannan375
@shamimaramannan375 2 жыл бұрын
Ayoooo same, I just played Kotor a few days ago too, amazing game
@hayleybartek8643
@hayleybartek8643 2 жыл бұрын
Both Kreia and Revan would call this girl an idiot and a pawn.
@orchestraoverseer9426
@orchestraoverseer9426 2 жыл бұрын
@@hayleybartek8643 dude revan must be probably une of the Jedi that was the closest to be balanced with the force. Man literally died twice or SMT like that
@jasperzanovich2504
@jasperzanovich2504 2 жыл бұрын
There is one good thing we got out of the sequels: Adam Driver
@vsGoliath96
@vsGoliath96 2 жыл бұрын
Not Kylo Ren, just Adam Driver in general.
@alexarias5717
@alexarias5717 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yes. I really did love his character but also the actor is so fucking hot and cool
@thelistenerwhodoesnotliste7068
@thelistenerwhodoesnotliste7068 2 жыл бұрын
Adam is a national treasure
@bobuxdoesmemes924
@bobuxdoesmemes924 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@seanagulan9481
@seanagulan9481 Жыл бұрын
@Sketch And Oscar Issac too.
@lordodysseus
@lordodysseus 2 жыл бұрын
This was amazing. My favourite part was the twilight comparison.
@Blitzkrieg23
@Blitzkrieg23 2 жыл бұрын
3:19 what’s the sound from that clip?
@celessilverfrond8944
@celessilverfrond8944 2 жыл бұрын
I CANNOT- I kinda freaked my bf out because I cackled and cried and some other unholy noise came out of me idek, it was fantastic and hilarious and I can never unsee it and I will never forgive you :D
@user-ly2ll5od1r
@user-ly2ll5od1r 2 жыл бұрын
Because force jumps are illegal, it's actually beyond fucking hysterical because there are force jumps identical to this in return of the jedi and every prequel ever I am also so stupid that I think Rey is all the jedi when she trains with a ball droid, updoots to the left guys!
@stephenwalsh4481
@stephenwalsh4481 2 жыл бұрын
@@Blitzkrieg23 Interstellar the docking scene its the best thing ever its imposible no its necassary!
@comicblossoms
@comicblossoms 2 жыл бұрын
I screamed
@shepardren8006
@shepardren8006 2 жыл бұрын
I actually tried watching the force awakens again recently. I stopped when I realized.... Kylo Ren knew where Luke Skywalker was. No really. He was trained on that exact planet.
@STARCR33D
@STARCR33D 2 жыл бұрын
And the he spend the whole goddamn fucking movie searching for BB8. The dark side truly does cloud your judgement.
@aishikmukherjee8438
@aishikmukherjee8438 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think so
@shepardren8006
@shepardren8006 2 жыл бұрын
@@aishikmukherjee8438 Really? How so? Force awakens shows us that everyone wanted a map to Skywalker. The Last Jedi revealed two things from the point made before... Point one Because of his guilt. Luke never left the ruins of the academy he built to train future Jedi. Point two Kylo Ren/Ben Solo was trained at that academy.
@aishikmukherjee8438
@aishikmukherjee8438 2 жыл бұрын
@@shepardren8006 Well, did Kylo know that Luke never left?
@shepardren8006
@shepardren8006 2 жыл бұрын
@@aishikmukherjee8438 I get what you're saying. But just humor me on the ridiculousness of the plot. Disney threw tons of money on the production value and the quality of the sets do show through. All the movies in the sequel trilogy look great. But it's silly and annoying when people like myself sit down and actually think about the plot. Ok. So Kylo Ren didn't know Luke never left. Or it could be argued that he still wasn't fully into the dark side. That still doesn't change the fact that the entire time through out TWO movies. Kylo wasn't scripted to show the audience his thought process on why the planet he was trained on THAT HE DEFINITELY KNEW HOW TO GET TO. Wasn't one of the targets in the force awakens. Or why he didn't go back with the Knights of Ren to finish the job.
@madmanpete
@madmanpete 2 жыл бұрын
the sequels are actually brilliant in indirectly making us appreciate the way of the Sith
@kirisuma2186
@kirisuma2186 2 жыл бұрын
Oh so the Sequels where a plot by the Sith... *Darth Mickey enters the room * .... thats ridiculous...
@anns3548
@anns3548 2 жыл бұрын
@@kirisuma2186 why did i read that in the mouse's voice lmao
@iyahjahthomas7444
@iyahjahthomas7444 2 жыл бұрын
@@anns3548 it was a jedi mind trick
@AngeloFoxZangetsu
@AngeloFoxZangetsu 2 жыл бұрын
@@kirisuma2186 "Say fellas, did somebody mention the Door to Darkness?"
@c.j.a5524
@c.j.a5524 Жыл бұрын
#fuckthesequels
@greenghoul157
@greenghoul157 2 жыл бұрын
Rey: I'm Rey, Rey Skywalker Ben: No you're not you're sorry
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 2 жыл бұрын
Ben, you are dead, so I can decide for both of us and I am Skywalker.
@theflashfan3234
@theflashfan3234 2 жыл бұрын
"Died from being too cool to function" Man really was the most interesting Star Wars character, be it films or animation
@celessilverfrond8944
@celessilverfrond8944 2 жыл бұрын
Still is the most interesting..
@armoredlumberjack1999
@armoredlumberjack1999 2 жыл бұрын
@@celessilverfrond8944 Are you guys kidding me? Admiral Holdo is 10x more interesting than that vader dude barely contains his own laughter***
@Goodpecker123
@Goodpecker123 Жыл бұрын
Clone Wars Maul is probably more interesting. Very subjective rating anyway.
@ryanfarrar9185
@ryanfarrar9185 2 жыл бұрын
is adam driver actually reacting to the movie in these clips
@Nutsa
@Nutsa 2 жыл бұрын
nope... it's from a John Oliver interview 😁
@ryanfarrar9185
@ryanfarrar9185 2 жыл бұрын
@@Nutsa it's not a good sign when I actually can't tell
@korrblank1361
@korrblank1361 2 жыл бұрын
@@Nutsa John Oliver doesn’t interview celebrities on his show, you know.
@smbsuperfan271
@smbsuperfan271 2 жыл бұрын
@@korrblank1361 yeah, it’s not an interview. It’s from the S7 finale, where he finished up the running joke of him thirsting after Adam driver for the entire season by having Adam driver FaceTime him and make him apologize, and then commanding him to go outside and get a life.
@Blitzkrieg23
@Blitzkrieg23 2 жыл бұрын
3:19 what’s the sound from that clip?
@piccolo917
@piccolo917 2 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for Adam. His back must hurt so bad for having to carry the entire sequels.
@worldscoolestperson7672
@worldscoolestperson7672 2 жыл бұрын
I nearly busted a rib laughing. This was perfect timing when I really needed that, so, thanks.
@NickiDanyluk
@NickiDanyluk 2 жыл бұрын
"SORRY! I'M TRYING TO GET YOU TO SAY I'M SORRY!" amazing lol
@joelhwrd6226
@joelhwrd6226 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the Adam Driver clips 😂
@Kwb1982
@Kwb1982 2 жыл бұрын
Big up to Adam Driver for carrying the whole damn sequel trilogy on his back. He gave it his all and came away in high regard.
@johndetlie7853
@johndetlie7853 2 жыл бұрын
The Master Vandare dialogue from KOTOR over Rey being a psycho really sold it for me. Good job.
@darkbooger
@darkbooger 2 жыл бұрын
This honestly made more sense than the sequel trilogy as a whole
@billyhenerson2871
@billyhenerson2871 2 жыл бұрын
"Han Solo: Died for Harrison Ford's paycheck." That might be the most accurate and hilarious Star Wars joke I've ever heard for a long time.
@silasfox
@silasfox 2 жыл бұрын
WOW this is so well done!
@Blitzkrieg23
@Blitzkrieg23 2 жыл бұрын
3:19 what’s the sound from that clip?
@Squishy_Seal
@Squishy_Seal 2 жыл бұрын
The Twilight one was gold. And the follow one with Rey is hilarious !
@miloszszewczyk1996
@miloszszewczyk1996 2 жыл бұрын
Had it not been for bad new trilogy, we wouldn't have Nutsa.. FInally good job Disney
@Blitzkrieg23
@Blitzkrieg23 2 жыл бұрын
3:19 what’s the sound from that clip?
@vasumanasharma2221
@vasumanasharma2221 2 жыл бұрын
@@Blitzkrieg23 That's the song "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson
@esburnside
@esburnside 2 жыл бұрын
You're One of Us. This sums up the didney era. At least we have Favreau, Filoni, and some rebels against the empire fighting. Subscribed (Awesome, Do It More!)
@davideaster6512
@davideaster6512 2 жыл бұрын
@@aidan4337 Just a brief read up on that character has me curious why he'd have been any better than the Martez sisters? Romances Ahsoka? that's silly. At least the Martez sisters were two differing personalities. One quieter, one boastful. Other than him being an Asian Male lead, there's nothing really that would have made the overall role that Nyx/Martez Sisters fills any better in those episodes.
@Blitzkrieg23
@Blitzkrieg23 2 жыл бұрын
3:19 what’s the sound from that clip?
@starwarsjoey228
@starwarsjoey228 2 жыл бұрын
@@aidan4337 at least thr martez sisters was better than the calamari episodes, but i think we'd all love to see more bounty hunters/jedi/sith or clones vs clankers
@Kai-ow9gi
@Kai-ow9gi 2 жыл бұрын
@@starwarsjoey228 seeing the Mon Cala duke it out with the Quarren was awesome
@Dr.Leymen
@Dr.Leymen 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kai-ow9gi i love those episodes as well. They are great!
@alexblack9609
@alexblack9609 2 жыл бұрын
Mandalorian season 2 spoiler Remember when Luke is talking to mando about grogu and says "talent without training is nothing". In my mind that is confirmation that these 3 films aren't cannon
@realar
@realar 2 жыл бұрын
Mandalorian is SO good.
@smugumin3448
@smugumin3448 2 жыл бұрын
@@realar especially when compared to the sequel trilogy
@oscarmontesan0
@oscarmontesan0 2 жыл бұрын
same here
@Imylover
@Imylover 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Luke Skywalker, as in the REAL Luke Skywalker, told us all what is so f***ing wrong with Rey & her "story" with one wise little sentence. That line, intentional or not (I think it IS!), is a middle finger to KK, JJ & especially Ruin Johnson who clearly hates everyone that wanna attend schools, studies, hear what any teacher might have to say & get an education.
@Valkerson
@Valkerson Жыл бұрын
Honestly the only thing I’m thankful for the sequels is that I got to know Adam Driver as an actor and I’m glad people started to notice him too lol
@StormsongK
@StormsongK 2 жыл бұрын
That lightsaber throw across the three movies might have been the best thing about the sequels.
@mensen2462
@mensen2462 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been to the Louvre, but nothing there comes close to this masterpiece of a video
@Jericho4lyfe
@Jericho4lyfe 7 ай бұрын
Rey should not be classified as “all of the Jedi”, she should be classified as “weakest of the sith”
@generalmisery
@generalmisery 2 жыл бұрын
10/10 would watch 3 more times for every time I see someone put the sequels as best movies.
@Njordin2010
@Njordin2010 2 жыл бұрын
Who does that unironically? Nobody over 18 years
@umayyadball4126
@umayyadball4126 2 жыл бұрын
This would have saved me approximately 7 hours of theatre time, nevermind all the time spent expanding my knowledge of how this trilogy was garbage.
@Tyler_W
@Tyler_W 2 жыл бұрын
Yup, pretty much sums it all up. I never cared for the kind of people who were like "this isn't my canon" when it comes to this stuff, but I've finally become one of you. This movie sealed the deal. I now ignore these movies as much as cognitively possible, and given their announced and thus far released slate of projects post-Episode 9, it seems like Lucasfilm does too which is really telling...
@Max-fq4io
@Max-fq4io 2 жыл бұрын
That was 4 minutes and 40 seconds of pure comedy and I loved it.
@TheRABIDdude
@TheRABIDdude 2 жыл бұрын
The sound balance of these clips was a pain.
@ladyeva9398
@ladyeva9398 2 жыл бұрын
I realy like how at the end Adam Driver was just: "This is stupid, I hated this, goodbye!"
@DM-hq9gs
@DM-hq9gs 2 жыл бұрын
It's actually amazing how Kennedy made a trilogy that just it so trash that it evens retcons itself
@adriflux7704
@adriflux7704 2 жыл бұрын
3:52 This has to be the funniest and most accurate thing I’ve ever seen.
@JournaloftheWhills
@JournaloftheWhills 2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate you going through these movies over and over again to get these clips, this was genuinely entertaining
@ciosnek5
@ciosnek5 2 жыл бұрын
It pains me how the franchise i grew up watching was completely disregarded. I had some PTSD after watching the last of these. Clips likes this help to with it 😅
@andross2058
@andross2058 2 жыл бұрын
I still have not seen The Rise of Skywalker and probably never will. This however would maybe persuade me to watch it as a comedy.
@keepitsecret-dl1pr
@keepitsecret-dl1pr 4 ай бұрын
please don't, I haven't either and I won't entertain the trashing of a franchise
@skyguysreactions
@skyguysreactions 2 жыл бұрын
This should garner more likes and views; a diamond in the rough. Well done and definitely well worth my time far more than the Dis-nope Trilogy will never be.
@hi3174
@hi3174 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats bro... I just cracked a rib because of laughing on the "all the jedi" part😂
@OlpyColpy
@OlpyColpy 2 жыл бұрын
I was laughing until about half way through when I realised how much wasted potential the whole sequel trilogy had
@edoardoapra4303
@edoardoapra4303 2 жыл бұрын
Rey: "The Star Wars Franchise will decide our fate" Baby Yoda: "I AM the Star Wars Franchise"
@0neTwo3
@0neTwo3 2 жыл бұрын
I could never articulate how I felt about the whole thing….. luckily now I have this video to share!
@juckoosaurus
@juckoosaurus 2 жыл бұрын
0:50 Oscar Isaac's eyes just die when he says
@lukethepotatoking
@lukethepotatoking 2 жыл бұрын
This has better writing than the entire sequel trilogy
@turretbarrage2707
@turretbarrage2707 2 жыл бұрын
shadowbanned bacause you triggered the mouse.....
@norahorphzinger6721
@norahorphzinger6721 2 жыл бұрын
Master Nutsa, this is possibly the very best meme comp I have ever seen. Your great work have done Star Wars justice. Thank you, truly.
@Blitzkrieg23
@Blitzkrieg23 2 жыл бұрын
3:19 what’s the sound from that clip?
@charlottecushingham7149
@charlottecushingham7149 2 жыл бұрын
@@Blitzkrieg23 It's one of Hans Zimmer's best songs from my favorite movie, Interstellar. It's called "Mountains" and it plays on the seen with the wave planet
@norahorphzinger6721
@norahorphzinger6721 2 жыл бұрын
@@Blitzkrieg23 Darude sandstorm
@sadkeo_
@sadkeo_ 2 жыл бұрын
disney did the girls dirty with rey. girl was finna be damn good feminist rep
@RandomJedi
@RandomJedi 2 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest video I've ever seen. This says everything that's bad about 3 movies, in less than 5 minutes... I love you.
@EnzoZambrotti
@EnzoZambrotti 2 жыл бұрын
More entertaining than the entirety of the Sequel Trilogy, well done.
@Misery7531
@Misery7531 11 ай бұрын
No that's the complete opposite
@matthewpollock9685
@matthewpollock9685 2 жыл бұрын
Lol, I was born in '81 so I grew up with the original trilogy. People only a few years older than me who saw Return of the Jedi in theaters HATE that movie and think it ruined the original two Star Wars movies. I saw episode 1 in theaters and thought it ruined the original Star Wars trilogy. Now I work with people in their early 20s who grew up with what they consider "the original 6 movies" and love them all. They watched episodes 7, 8, and 9 and think they ruined the original series. Years from now you will all be old and cranky like me and be dumbfounded by kids who grew up with the "original 9 episodes" and think episode is the movie that ruined the series. I love how nobody bitches about the glaring continuity errors of the original trilogy. We are all "kids these days" at some point, and we all eventually become clinical old pricks eventually.
@governwoment8491
@governwoment8491 Жыл бұрын
Just subscribed. This was freakin great! I love the cuts of Rey's anger with Yoda speaking of all the peaceful qualities a Jedi should have. You're a genius. Also I think I love you. Platonically.
@Zovereign
@Zovereign Жыл бұрын
Great editing!
@jacquelyynorgana77
@jacquelyynorgana77 2 жыл бұрын
Even though the ST was an utter unstable mess, this is a masterpiece. Well done!
@TheMIBlack
@TheMIBlack 2 жыл бұрын
I consider the ST non-canon like it happened in a different universe and not in the sacred timeline..
@antousse
@antousse 2 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the extract from Adam Driver at the beginning (it's from Last Week Tonight with John Oliver who was repeatedly thirsting over him)
@bruh-uo7yk
@bruh-uo7yk 2 жыл бұрын
ok but these edits are legit so funny. why are your video essays AND your meme edits so top tier quality??? and WHY have i just discovered you now?!?!
@emesekomlossy9932
@emesekomlossy9932 2 жыл бұрын
Your channel is gold
@dashy1009
@dashy1009 2 жыл бұрын
Miss, You’ve have just earned another like! Great content!
@FandomCanon
@FandomCanon Жыл бұрын
Thank you Nutsa. You are all the KZfaqrs.
@charlottecushingham7149
@charlottecushingham7149 2 жыл бұрын
3:20 AGHHHH HOW MOUNTAINS STARTS PLAYING I CAN'T EVEN -
@thisismyhome
@thisismyhome 2 жыл бұрын
Your edits are so goddamn good.
@gsgk9674
@gsgk9674 2 жыл бұрын
But wait! Palpatine wanted to be killed by her, and she DID killed him. So he's ghost/soul/whatever really did passed on her??? She's an Emperess now???
@digeez7102
@digeez7102 2 жыл бұрын
We will never know xD
@user-dy4bh7zq2q
@user-dy4bh7zq2q 2 жыл бұрын
He survive at least for XII Movie
@SrSushii
@SrSushii 2 жыл бұрын
i just realized that the battle scene with kylo and rey at the sea tries to mimic the mustafar duel with anakin and obi and now its even worse
@kuma477
@kuma477 2 жыл бұрын
How? It’s not as engaging or anything
@smugumin3448
@smugumin3448 2 жыл бұрын
@@kuma477 exactly, it tries to mimic it because the original was actually good, but fails completely
@alexhayden219
@alexhayden219 11 ай бұрын
Your editing is so engaging, I love it. I normally "watch" videos while I work on my other monitors, meaning I have them playing and only occasionally look over to see what's playing next. With your videos, I can't help but watch the entire thing and enjoy every second.
@McFN2
@McFN2 2 жыл бұрын
Now we just need these movies to be retconned from the Lucas canon.
@realar
@realar 2 жыл бұрын
Rogue One can stay, Solo can go screw itself.
@grayski3324
@grayski3324 2 жыл бұрын
@@realar Agreed.
@OkIPullUp2915
@OkIPullUp2915 2 жыл бұрын
@@realar no
@nathanjonsson6467
@nathanjonsson6467 2 жыл бұрын
same with the prequels
@McFN2
@McFN2 2 жыл бұрын
@@nathanjonsson6467 Yeah the prequels can't and shouldn't be retconned, because those films actually built toward the official transformation of Anakin into Darth Vader. And those were made by the original creator, who had an actual vision of his story and art from start to finish. Removing those from canon would make the impact of him destroying the Emperor would make it a lot less meaningful. Basically, you would be fighting a losing battle with all the fans who grew up with the prequels, and those who grew up with the originals, but also love the prequels.
@markward3190
@markward3190 2 жыл бұрын
Sums it up beautifully. Maybe you should direct any reboots of the sequels.
@jhinabloomingflower807
@jhinabloomingflower807 Жыл бұрын
This is just a perfect YTP kind of video that makes fun of the ridiculousness of the latest star wars media and it's just so masterfully crafter and edited,it's so beautiful haha 😁
@incognitosecret2377
@incognitosecret2377 2 жыл бұрын
Great vid and I hope you feel better soon!
@RAFzAhnELIS
@RAFzAhnELIS 2 жыл бұрын
watched the first two sequels. this is all i´m going to watch of the third one. thank you for saving me from another soulcrushing disappointment.
@pedrohenrique1960
@pedrohenrique1960 2 жыл бұрын
The worst thing about this video is that it ends.
@Misery7531
@Misery7531 11 ай бұрын
Is nothing great about this at all
@pedrohenrique1960
@pedrohenrique1960 11 ай бұрын
@@Misery7531 I burst out laughing watching him. lol
@SnapJimmy
@SnapJimmy 2 жыл бұрын
So hilarious! Thank you for this vid 🙏🏻
@Ksohrable
@Ksohrable 2 жыл бұрын
I was literally going to stop the video cuz I hate the last scene, but you beat me to it. Wonderfully made
@drheinzdoofenshmirtz5192
@drheinzdoofenshmirtz5192 2 жыл бұрын
i would watch this on repeat for 20 hours rather than watch the sequels again
@OrkarIsberEstar
@OrkarIsberEstar 2 жыл бұрын
what killed me was that Rey is behaving like a spoiled (bad) sith continiously but is somehow the penultimate jedi.... And for me the ending of the third sequel movie clearly says that the Jedi are wiped out and the Sith did win, cause Palptine took over reys body via essence transfer just as he said he would. Darth Banes plan finally worked out and i wish they ahd the balls to make that canon and build another movie based on that
@bobsempletank5362
@bobsempletank5362 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I'd be down for that. Cause in the end, yeah Darth Bane's plan is working and as well as this the first order is just as powerful as when the movie started, so you got all the tools and plot points to make another movie (and you know, maybe don't rush it so it's total dogshit like TROS)
@mrgreenboy644
@mrgreenboy644 Жыл бұрын
Imagine a story where the Sith, led by a now-evil Rey, were in power with no Jedi to counteract them. That changes when someone, perhaps by chance, discovers ancient Jedi texts that were supposed to be destroyed by the Sith during their uncontested takeover. He takes an ironic interest in it, seeing as it completely disagrees with the worldview he's been told to have (always prioritize yourself over others, act through emotion and backstab when you have an opportunity). Eventually, he gradually warms up to the teachings of the Jedi. Through rigorous study and exploration, he trains to become the first Jedi in 30 years and rebuild its order in spite of the fact that he would surely be executed. He learns to keep a cool head and focus on helping others when the opportunity arises. These actions, although distrusted and despised by the greater community, are not immediately found as a result of Jedi mastery, and are handwaved by people as signs of a weak person who will die soon enough. Later on, however, Empress Rey recognizes this as the Jedi code and seeks to exterminate the threat to her rule that he poses. Over the course of the story, he begins to find and recruit the few people that agree with the Jedi ideology and are willing to train, then he and his group stage a heroic revolution against the Empire. In the next few movies, probably the finale, he defeats Rey (but doesn't kill her- he instead hopes that she can be redeemed) and takes her place as ruler of the Empire, seeking to increase freedoms and encourage peace and the Jedi way. However, he's forced to constantly defend himself and his rule against a community that has been socially engineered to despise him and all that he stands for.
@OrkarIsberEstar
@OrkarIsberEstar Жыл бұрын
@@mrgreenboy644 random youtube comment has a better story than a million dollar earning writer for a multi billion dollar franchsie XD
@deadpool-xr6dr
@deadpool-xr6dr 7 ай бұрын
They don't have them.
@deadpool-xr6dr
@deadpool-xr6dr 7 ай бұрын
​@@bobsempletank5362Wow! I'd cha si me things, but, it's a good story.
@Tar-Numendil
@Tar-Numendil 2 ай бұрын
Adam Driver's sorry bit was hysterical!
@natedcarr6148
@natedcarr6148 2 жыл бұрын
Your editing skills are far above average and your comedic sense is a genius!
@penguin3914
@penguin3914 2 жыл бұрын
I do like the concept of Rey becoming "All of Jedi", but she shows no fkin signs that she is since the beginning to the end of the series, and it's executed at the worst possible way that I think if u give a normal 18 yo who has watched enough generic movies a chance to write the script, he would actually do better than the current director, and not just writes "somehow palpatine returns".
@OkIPullUp2915
@OkIPullUp2915 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the sequels were fine, but this is a masterpiece
@BlackBugDefiance
@BlackBugDefiance 2 жыл бұрын
-How many "Do it!" do You wan...? -Do it!
@mercutiolives2883
@mercutiolives2883 2 жыл бұрын
Including the Organas and Larses in the Skywalker death montage was very sweet.
@maksurdu9305
@maksurdu9305 2 жыл бұрын
Every bit of the love I have radiates to you 🤩
@nonanon666
@nonanon666 2 жыл бұрын
110 dislikes from Rian, JJ, and Kathleen's sock puppet accounts...
@quendi5557
@quendi5557 2 жыл бұрын
Loving the videos
@jaceyking5015
@jaceyking5015 2 жыл бұрын
This was immensely enjoyable, thank you.
@delta4135
@delta4135 2 жыл бұрын
" *The Last Jedi* was worst." - Change my mind without using the force.
@usernameinvalid824
@usernameinvalid824 2 жыл бұрын
Two slabs of stake lay rotting in the sun. One for 6 days, the other for 7. Must I choose which one looks more enticing?
@josephford2226
@josephford2226 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, some of these are good growth. Luke acknowledging the weapon he previously disrespected should be respected, for example. And, "The Last Jedi" outright not representing what Jedi should be at all I also think is a positive growth because the Jedi were fucking terrible as people and an organization. That was definitely where the story was going and should have gone. I don't know why I'm defending this dumpster fire at all, though. I just hate seeing stupid claims. Even when they are for the right reasons.
@0That_Guy0
@0That_Guy0 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Thanks for making this!
@convoludedduded5086
@convoludedduded5086 2 жыл бұрын
amazing. holy shit. hope you are feeling better man. sending love
@555droid6
@555droid6 2 жыл бұрын
This was more entertaining than the actual movie
@NinjahDuk
@NinjahDuk 2 жыл бұрын
I’m going to rewatch all of Star Wars soon. This is what comes after Return of the Jedi now.
@zanfear
@zanfear 2 жыл бұрын
The Mandalorian comes after Return of the Jedi, and that's it.
@mtb7622
@mtb7622 Жыл бұрын
3:26 THIS HAD ME LAUGHING AS MUCH AS I LAUGH MR BEAN!!
@MaxG4880
@MaxG4880 2 жыл бұрын
Wishing you the best. This was hilarious!
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