Don’t Worry Be Happy | Chapo Trap House

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Chapo Trap House

Chapo Trap House

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Episdoe 702 - Don’t Worry Be Happy (1/30/23)
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Art/Animation by Emily Halaka @emilyhalaka
A grab-bag of topics today: A novel idea for fixing policing from the Slow Boring blog; Eric Adams has a rat problem; Priest goes to hell; TikTok ban on the horizon; Prince Andrew in the tub; Andrew Tate’s jail posts.
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@jordanforbes149
@jordanforbes149 Жыл бұрын
I love how the solution to police brutality is always more cops
@Some_Average_Joe
@Some_Average_Joe Жыл бұрын
This from the people who think the solution to capitalism deteriorating society is more capitalism. Doubling down is all they know.
@ince55ant
@ince55ant Жыл бұрын
@@Some_Average_Joe but what if free-market policing?
@Some_Average_Joe
@Some_Average_Joe Жыл бұрын
@@ince55ant I think there was a documentary about that, Robocop I believe?
@ChewyThomson
@ChewyThomson Жыл бұрын
@@ince55ant what if policing but on the blockchain
@technologic21
@technologic21 Жыл бұрын
It's called escalation. "We start wearing Kevlar, they buy armor piercing rounds." - Gordon, Batman Begins
@TerrenceNowicki
@TerrenceNowicki Жыл бұрын
"Don't Worry, Be Happy" playing on a loop in Hell sounds like a Far Side cartoon.
@I_can_do_20_push-ups
@I_can_do_20_push-ups Жыл бұрын
Matt Yglesias is the biggest submental writing today, fucking hell
@ChewyThomson
@ChewyThomson Жыл бұрын
Just the softest brain imaginable.
@xalrath
@xalrath Жыл бұрын
@@ChewyThomson noahpinion is dumber. matty's just clever enough to occasionally be deliberately annoying
@Fluxquark
@Fluxquark Жыл бұрын
And he's being paid more than I ever will even though I work as a scientist lmao. Capitalism really rewards innovation and hard work lol
@Mark-jr6ld
@Mark-jr6ld Жыл бұрын
They do things differently in Hell, they're a little bit twisted. It's like The Addams Family.
@user-hy8uo5ig9o
@user-hy8uo5ig9o Жыл бұрын
if you choose to run away with me, i will tickle you eternally, and i see nothing wrong with that.
@joekuvorkian
@joekuvorkian Жыл бұрын
And when the world needed Christopher Dorner the most, he vanished
@herpderp728
@herpderp728 Жыл бұрын
The real Christopher Dorners were the ones in out hearts 💕
@joekuvorkian
@joekuvorkian Жыл бұрын
@@herpderp728 maybe the real Christopher Dorners were the friends we made a long the way
@kazumahazeuzumaki
@kazumahazeuzumaki Жыл бұрын
Can't corner the Dorner.
@daviddestin1990
@daviddestin1990 Жыл бұрын
I have always said that the pigs act like an occupying army, but I suppose you could call them "gangs", to use their own nomenclature...
@jaydinledford6990
@jaydinledford6990 Жыл бұрын
Blue gang, I call em
@sandequation2653
@sandequation2653 Жыл бұрын
I would say they ARE a gang that ACTS like an occupying army. All these sheriff's departments assuming nation-wide support, even when they're just an isolated cadre of thugs.
@Knight-Bishop
@Knight-Bishop Жыл бұрын
Then you have ex-military who did civilian liasing overseas trying to join PD's and getting fired for actually trying to de-escalate. So they're actually *worse* than an occupying army.
@technologic21
@technologic21 Жыл бұрын
A society that outsources/trades its freedom for security deserves neither.
@ince55ant
@ince55ant Жыл бұрын
as someone who has lived during and post military occupation, the USA cops are something much worse. they're basically like Frank Kitson led paratroopers. or like those militias that get supported by intellegence services so they're supercharged with technology and intel
@thomasgiles2876
@thomasgiles2876 Жыл бұрын
I like the imagery God touchdown spiking priests into Hell, and Hell is ruled by the South Park Satan trying to welcome them with a musical number.
@zhiguli8
@zhiguli8 Жыл бұрын
"Special victim creating units"
@OneSadSouljah
@OneSadSouljah Жыл бұрын
Resurrecting Lord Infamous to deal with Memphis PD
@theroyalcrane
@theroyalcrane Жыл бұрын
That's a revenge horror film I'd watch. Call it Scarecrow.
@nickadt
@nickadt Жыл бұрын
Don't Worry Be Trappy.
@marcantoinelab12321
@marcantoinelab12321 Жыл бұрын
The scorpion unit is a very ironic name when you consider the "scorpion and the frog" story and its implications
@No.0.o.0
@No.0.o.0 Жыл бұрын
Or the princess and the frog
@ince55ant
@ince55ant Жыл бұрын
i dunno, i can imagine some cop hearing the fable and thinking "that scorpion is bad-ass. that woke frog was stupid. i am the scorpion in this story and it means i'm awesome"
@marcantoinelab12321
@marcantoinelab12321 Жыл бұрын
@@No.0.o.0 the princess and the frog that both resisted arrest so I set up a sting operation to blackmail them into mule-ing illegal substances to fund the sting operation and my wife's breast expansion surgery and my john deer lawnmower
@nicolev2028
@nicolev2028 Жыл бұрын
The Shield but exclusively with grad students. Felix you genius
@Black_pearl_adrift
@Black_pearl_adrift Жыл бұрын
That police for America programme was immediately the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
@Some_Average_Joe
@Some_Average_Joe Жыл бұрын
I dunno, I still think the couple with their own breeding program was dumber
@Black_pearl_adrift
@Black_pearl_adrift Жыл бұрын
@@Some_Average_Joe the longtermism guys? That’s just embarrassingly dorky imo
@minamur
@minamur Жыл бұрын
matt yglesias should do something more useful with his time
@tomstock9678
@tomstock9678 9 ай бұрын
Never would’ve seen a red wall reference coming 10/10
@Virtuoso191
@Virtuoso191 Жыл бұрын
Waiting for your 🔌 @ 4am
@jaydinledford6990
@jaydinledford6990 Жыл бұрын
Minor audio compilation error at 36 minutes
@Mannydamon
@Mannydamon Жыл бұрын
Probably took out the song for YT Copyright ©️ 😅 💀
@Mofi357
@Mofi357 Жыл бұрын
Dont worry be Chappy
@thomasgiles2876
@thomasgiles2876 Жыл бұрын
Monkey paw finger curls Felix will now rediscover the Niel Blomkamp film Chappie and hold it up as a forgotten masterpiece
@bobbie3713
@bobbie3713 Жыл бұрын
Will is my favorite Chapo because he doesnt care to admit he likes things that are considered "lame" like Billy Joel, despite the fact that the Chapo fanbase is almost exclusively made of edgy 20 somethings
@Tychoxi
@Tychoxi Жыл бұрын
remember the liberal driller lol?
@supermarx
@supermarx Жыл бұрын
Get armed. Get armed.
@ellie3910
@ellie3910 Жыл бұрын
Then what homie?
@joshuamarx8209
@joshuamarx8209 Жыл бұрын
I'd say get organized and numerous first but okay dude.. France is making a mockery of us and they're just as inculcated to Capitalism as we are ... Those cops wouldn't have left that street alive in Paris, lol
@marcuswalters8093
@marcuswalters8093 Жыл бұрын
Hang on, if it's a 17th C version, wouldn't it be, 'We *Did* Start the Fire?'
@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw Жыл бұрын
Buddy, it's been burning since the world's been turning
@kfjw
@kfjw Жыл бұрын
Why do all these religious types ignore *actual* demonic lyrics? Like, throw on some Mayhem, Mercyful Fate, Venom, or Bathory.
@PoolNoodleGundam
@PoolNoodleGundam Жыл бұрын
Actual satanists and satanic lyrics are painfully mundane (by virtue of actually existing), whereas the deranged psychosexual christian conception of these things is that of a supernatural, permanent force of pure literal evil. Because that doesn't fucking exist, they have to break out the yarn and start doing biblical numerology quack misinterpretations.
@ince55ant
@ince55ant Жыл бұрын
because they dont care and are actually leeching fame like some kind of gaudy lich
@daviddestin1990
@daviddestin1990 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if that clown has even read the Inferno. I was raised catholic, and like to reread passages whenever I feel downhearted and beatdown. The miser's fate is perhaps my favorite.
@jaydinledford6990
@jaydinledford6990 Жыл бұрын
Doesn't he get molten gold poured down his esophagus? It's been a while. Which - by staind -- Is probably the music they play in hell
@noidontlikeu
@noidontlikeu Жыл бұрын
@@jaydinledford6990 nah that's the song that plays in the part of purgatory where you just burn
@minamur
@minamur Жыл бұрын
i didn't know the inferno was one of the books in the catholic bible, i thought it was just fiction.
@sametimesfour8024
@sametimesfour8024 Жыл бұрын
One way to definitely get the hogs against you is to ban their precious TikTok.
@brightorangepants
@brightorangepants Жыл бұрын
1:25 Billy Joel's least favorite Billy Joel song
@garygrinkevich6971
@garygrinkevich6971 Жыл бұрын
Another banger from the Catholic fallacy vault. Guilty hellbound priest gives elaborate hoax preaches piety, and then humble brags about his personal forgiveness quest, pass the tithe plate and play us out boy's. 💰
@Dawt_Calm
@Dawt_Calm Жыл бұрын
Hey! I used to have Don't Worry Be Happy, UB40's Red Red Wine and Harry Belafonte's Jump In The Line on a mix tape I made from the radio, I'll have you know that I never heard any complaints when I put it on.
@pietzsche
@pietzsche Жыл бұрын
Because those are all bangers
@SatelliteSoundLab
@SatelliteSoundLab Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dogg blast that shit for Jim
@the-craig
@the-craig Жыл бұрын
Jump in The Line carrying a lot of weight here
@subversivelysurreal3645
@subversivelysurreal3645 Жыл бұрын
🤣…if you apologize for using a word like mascara because you didn’t know that it had an alternative meaning, you need to…just join the dnc, because you’ll be running it in two years flat.
@juliettedemaso7588
@juliettedemaso7588 Жыл бұрын
If you’re censored for saying a word like “assault”, but as a massive global group collectively agree on a benign replacement word so you can continue to actually communicate .. that’s a bit less of the ol’ “har-har look at these dumb blue haired kids” though isn’t it.
@gloobark
@gloobark Жыл бұрын
a can-of-beans futures 😂
@JBlood-gf5pv
@JBlood-gf5pv Жыл бұрын
There will be no peace until the Winklevoss twins can beat the shit out of someone for a broken tail light.
@hauntedoranges9026
@hauntedoranges9026 Жыл бұрын
I would love we didn't start the fire for hell on earth. Banger idea as always will.
@subversivelysurreal3645
@subversivelysurreal3645 Жыл бұрын
I would ABSOLUTELY buy a cameo appearance from someone interesting in hell, but you just KNOW that they’re expensive and booked up forever …
@Kwalk1989
@Kwalk1989 Жыл бұрын
You'd think they would play the whips and chains Rihanna song in hell
@iwantsomecookies08
@iwantsomecookies08 Жыл бұрын
yeah, but it had to be a song a middle-aged grifter would know; so, a hit from 15 years ago.
@RIP_Greedo
@RIP_Greedo Жыл бұрын
Picturing a unit of police for america grad students attempting to do a buy/bust.
@jonasuriel7936
@jonasuriel7936 Жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@Radiohead801
@Radiohead801 Жыл бұрын
Why’d the audio drop at 36:20? Felix?! 😂😂
@Radiohead801
@Radiohead801 Жыл бұрын
It’s because they played Don’t Worry, Be Happy. Fear of copyright strike on KZfaq.
@hohohaha999
@hohohaha999 Жыл бұрын
The 10 lb. phone is a reasonable idea but people would just design a 10 lb. phone holder, probably like a harmonica holder
@subversivelysurreal3645
@subversivelysurreal3645 Жыл бұрын
Shouldn’t the mini mega church guy honestly relax, because didn’t Jesus take a three or so tour of hell, (or, idk, was he on a mission, and his dad sent him there to spy?)-anyways if it’s good enough for Jesus, why the hell isn’t it good enough for him. (Please disregard if I got my catechism wrong and/or simply bought something I heard about on cable television).
@aderynalbarelli5899
@aderynalbarelli5899 Жыл бұрын
Seems like a banger ad to have someone say "this song played while I was in hell" 😎 Might record some tracks, pipe them into coma patients' ears and hope they wake to tell the tale. Easy five subs
@tedav1953
@tedav1953 Жыл бұрын
It would make a great sitcom though.
@justcommenting4981
@justcommenting4981 Жыл бұрын
When are the Chapo POGS droppin?
@howilearned2stopworrying508
@howilearned2stopworrying508 Жыл бұрын
Dr. Phil going off the air - too many TTI liability lawsuits?
@Kkismet
@Kkismet Жыл бұрын
The giants are real guy probably didn't die, his obituary was posted on a user submitted obit page 2 hours after his alleged death, and the rest of his family's social media presence (outside of tik tok) didn't really deviate from business as usual posting at all
@RM-sr5xd
@RM-sr5xd Жыл бұрын
"Umbrella" plays in Hell for sure, "DWBH" is a great song and Avatar SUX!
@ringo8410
@ringo8410 Жыл бұрын
"Am I old? Is that why I find Tik Tok so uniquely disturbing?" Honestly, Will? Yeah. Before Tik Tok was the Boomer panic du jour, it was Facebook. Before that, Vine. Before that, Myspace. Before that, Napster. Before that, probably chat rooms. Same hysteria with a dose of anti-China sentiment added for flavor.
@MOON-rw9ze
@MOON-rw9ze Жыл бұрын
Lol comparing tik tok to Napster
@narcopsy
@narcopsy Жыл бұрын
Tiktok is uniquely crappy compared to your examples. Just ppl yelling 2inches from the camera in 10 second videos. It just sucks
@FreakyFriday4Phaggs
@FreakyFriday4Phaggs Жыл бұрын
I *HardDick Heavy* agree: TikTok is Repugnant Disgusting display and schizophrenic infecting Ferber. BUT! On the principle of 1st amend, it isn't any different from Twitter. Same crowd of OnLineTard-idiots getting lost in the noise trying to 1 up another.
@ringo8410
@ringo8410 Жыл бұрын
@@narcopsy I'm sure it does. I don't think Tik Tok is 'good' necessarily, only that the push to ban it is dumb Boomer hysteria, and it's disappointing for the Chapo boys to fall victim to it.
@HollowGolem
@HollowGolem Жыл бұрын
@@ringo8410 They didn't, though...
@JustinLivingstondesign
@JustinLivingstondesign Жыл бұрын
All I wannabe is..
@condor237
@condor237 Жыл бұрын
A gay midget
@quester09
@quester09 Жыл бұрын
8 bn$ in pesos
@qwert0
@qwert0 Жыл бұрын
happy
@SmashTVBerlin
@SmashTVBerlin Жыл бұрын
Doris Gay
@lil_rat_boy4472
@lil_rat_boy4472 Жыл бұрын
Giancarlo Granda
@deaddropholiday
@deaddropholiday Жыл бұрын
With respect to the whole Andrew story it's worth remembering that for centuries the death of a long-standing monarch resulted in an orgy of violence as various members of the ruling family staked a claim for succession. Not even women and children were spared in this race to take the crown. I find it fascinating that the incriminating photo of Andrew and VR had been circulating for a long time and yet the authorities only really got interested during the final years as the Queen's health began to fade. This question becomes even more intruiging when you consider the opinions of seasoned royal watchers who claim Andrew (reputedly the Queen's favourite) is in fact the son of Lord Porchester - once the Queen's paramour. They certainly look very similar. If this were true it would undoubtedly lead to complications with respect to the question of succession. It raises the mystery of precisely WHO snapped the photo of Andrew and VR? We weren't in the smartphone era so it had to be a standalone camera. But someone taking photographs - in what was an obvious blackmail operation run by Maxwell and company) with Andrew not just in shot with an underage girl but also Maxwell herself (a woman who knew the dangers of publicity)? It's just too ... suspicious. If Maxwell wasn't part of this operation I'd expect her (or her goon squad) to grab that camera, rough up the photographer and completely destroy any negatives. And yet she didn't. It'll be interesting to see how far this story is pushed after the King's coronation at which point any claims Andrew might be entertaining would be null and void. But if this were an attempt by rival factions within the royal family - it amply demonstrates how much of a long game they play when it comes to who assumes the throne. As the wise guys used to say, "It's just business. Aint nothing personal".
@foehammer5047
@foehammer5047 Жыл бұрын
... who is the other faction? The line of succession doesn't even lead to Andrew. Who would be like "I need to move Andrew out of the way. He's my real barrier to power, not Charles, William or Harry." What nonsense.
@deaddropholiday
@deaddropholiday Жыл бұрын
@@foehammer5047 That's right - factional infighting has never taken place within the royal family. I mean - Lord Mountbatten heading a potential coup overthrowing a standing British PM (ostensibly without the knowledge of the regent) .... preposterous. As for Andrew being snapped in the presence of not just an underage girl but an obvious agent for British intelligence running an even more OBVIOUS blackmail operation (bear in mind, Maxwell Snr worked for SOE and Maxwell Jr - Ghislaine's sister - headed a company which wrote critically important tracing software for the NSA and CIA as part of the War on Terror) - that's just co-incidence. (Bloody) factional infighting has been a staple of all royal families since the beginnings of recorded history. I can give you dozens of examples spread over thousands of years stretching all the way back to the Greeks, Romans, Egyptians etc. But YOU can somehow ignore all of this established history because you're so gullible to think we've all evolved to a higher plane of morality. Don't make me laugh! 🤣🤣🤣
@fkrkf
@fkrkf 11 ай бұрын
I'm intrigued. Where are you getting this stuff from?
@jasonwilson2377
@jasonwilson2377 Жыл бұрын
Do u guys ever consider there are a lot of shitty dangerous people out there n I hate the worst of police abuse let me see any of you guys putting your self in there shoes mind you I wouldn't do it either but it's not an easy problem to solve some people suck and are violent
@jasonwilson2377
@jasonwilson2377 Жыл бұрын
And you can talk about systemic racism or poverty but at the end of the day there alot of dangerous people out there
@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw Жыл бұрын
Yeah and a lot of them become cops so they can do bad stuff and get away with it.
@nerd2115
@nerd2115 Жыл бұрын
@@jasonwilson2377 yea tese dangerous ppl you are talking about carry badges and guns. 🤡
@guitarchim
@guitarchim Жыл бұрын
ACAB includes your family member
@FreakyFriday4Phaggs
@FreakyFriday4Phaggs Жыл бұрын
If you're scared of knives, stay out of the Knife Drawer.
@joshmccollen700
@joshmccollen700 Жыл бұрын
The problem with Chapo's anticop hysteria is they don't realize that other people aren't like them. They don't have the same motivations and intentions and are not nearly as socially functional. While there's room for improvement in the ranks of law enforcement, tragedies like Tyre's death are the exception, not the rule.
@Abyisto1
@Abyisto1 Жыл бұрын
PIG
@malcolmseabrook8770
@malcolmseabrook8770 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's an exception that these dudes might actually get jail time. What level of brainworms do you need to post this
@joshmccollen700
@joshmccollen700 Жыл бұрын
@@malcolmseabrook8770 How do you mean?
@malcolmseabrook8770
@malcolmseabrook8770 Жыл бұрын
@@joshmccollen700 your response to cops murdering people is to run defense for the cops. You're either a cop or unhinged.
@joshmccollen700
@joshmccollen700 Жыл бұрын
@@malcolmseabrook8770 That's what you read? Really? It's always other people with brainworms, isn't it? It's never you.
@genxerfool9797
@genxerfool9797 Жыл бұрын
I thought the man was Ash from alien.
@bitteralmonds666
@bitteralmonds666 Жыл бұрын
qwibby will destroy people’s penchant for the short format video. That will cure the US of its on-line ailments 🧉🦄
@henryglennon3864
@henryglennon3864 Жыл бұрын
RIP Qwibby. You were too beautiful for this world, I guess?
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