Don’t You Dare Touch Those Bagels (feat. Rob Riggle)

Don’t You Dare Touch Those Bagels (feat. Rob Riggle) - Key & Peele

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The boss has very specific rules about who can and can’t eat the bagels at a work meeting. (Contains strong language.)
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@MrPink0627 4 жыл бұрын

"You're an alcoholic" "I'm not sir. I'm not." *death stare*

@lordnerdyguy 4 жыл бұрын

Bosses really get mad when they disrespect you as a “joke” and you don’t think it’s funny.

@mat8eo273 4 жыл бұрын

@@lordnerdyguy or him being disrespected by you who is being disrespected because of him being disrespectful towards you.

@arifhaikal4027 3 жыл бұрын

@Slum Village deez nuts are supporting lyfe on your chin

@dena2346 3 жыл бұрын

@@arifhaikal4027' not by the nuts on my chinny- chin-chin."....

@wolfie9229 3 жыл бұрын

Lol that stare was "play along... it's part of your job"

@jon72592 5 жыл бұрын

Them drums playing made this more stressful than it needed to be.

@Monztuh 5 жыл бұрын

That's the art of music

@cynthiaisako 4 жыл бұрын

jonathan bailiff Lmao

@Blackisbeautifull96 4 жыл бұрын

jonathan bailiff 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Huh-ku7gb 4 жыл бұрын

That's not drum it's tabala

@AdamJDe 4 жыл бұрын

It was perfect

@midgetcookie 4 жыл бұрын

"Make sure everyone knows the bagels are for sales associates only." Didn't tell Ron to enforce it, just let em know...

@AJ-ox8xy 3 жыл бұрын

True. Ron should have been more confident and said it once. Then let the janitor get fired or at least Ron can't be blamed/fired for the janitor eating the bagel.

@abhishekgoel8211 3 жыл бұрын

ok boomer

@abhishekgoel8211 3 жыл бұрын

@@AJ-ox8xy ok boomer

@MRALEX9870 3 жыл бұрын

AutarkyBear - This is a skit and theres is no other way it could've played it because it was Written that way

@MRALEX9870 3 жыл бұрын

TyetheRebel - Are you stupid did you see any hypothetical Words in his comment like "if it were me" or "what i would've done" So take your own advice and keep to yourself idiot.

@utopes Жыл бұрын

I have a boss that acts like this, it’s hard for me to separate the humor and the “this could literally happen to me tomorrow” from this sketch. It’s actually so good omg

@Rum-Runner Жыл бұрын

I’m sorry to hear that your boss tries to steal your bagels. My prayers go out to you.

@powerraptor8637 Жыл бұрын

@Utopes, You've got a cool profile picture.

@duderRechthat 10 ай бұрын

RUN

@MelancoliaI 9 ай бұрын

You have my everlasting sympathy.

@dxcSOUL 9 ай бұрын

Fuck your boss, dude. No one deserves to be treated like this and walked all over.

@cedricmiller1319 4 жыл бұрын

The sign says "for sale associates only" Sign say "for me maybe?"

@moges720 4 жыл бұрын

That should have been the clue.

@sM0kish 3 жыл бұрын

dead from that :D

@secret222 3 жыл бұрын

For sale?

@urallbadkids 3 жыл бұрын

It's so fucking great.

@GamingIncMasterTroll 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@alfiemarie 4 жыл бұрын

ugh the actor playing the boss did such a great job portraying an obnoxious, annoying, corporate guy.

@DailyDoseofShortsVideos 4 жыл бұрын

Alfie Bart hes a famous actor he’s in 21-22 jump street and other comedic movies

@msesthy 4 жыл бұрын

Alfie Bart I know, it was so realistic. I had to call my therapist😂🤣

@KandiKlover 4 жыл бұрын

The self important kind of guy who thinks he's a big shot for medium class, having a crappy hoa house, and a used corvette. Like peggy hill when she was pretending to be french eating kraft american singles that were sliced into squares.

@evasmojang 4 жыл бұрын

look its michael scott

@rakshay-jain 4 жыл бұрын

2:50 "cells make up our bodies, but selling makes our bodies come alive"🤣🤣

@SapphireLibra3 3 жыл бұрын

The way the boss says "He's right, Ron" at the end is so ominous, and really paints the whole thing in a new light. I love this skit.

@mackymacky286 3 жыл бұрын

What did the janitor say right before that?

@brandes8057 3 жыл бұрын

@@mackymacky286 ‘the bagels are only for sales associates’ I had my subtitles on

@WirelessArchitect 3 жыл бұрын

@@brandes8057 the janitor said it very quietly to Ron and the Presenter still can hear it. That explain every thing! Lol

@requiem1123 2 жыл бұрын

@@mackymacky286 He said "bagels ar fo sales assos..."

@lookatmyname6189 2 жыл бұрын

It was really just a way to fire Ron!

@thenorth9159 3 жыл бұрын

The Janitor is actually the undercover boss.

@mastiffadventures 3 жыл бұрын

"Working here, amongst ya's"

@gezzapk 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, he was hired by the boss to test Rons competence as a potential sales associate.

@jong-jongspeaks4224 3 жыл бұрын

But my dick got chopped up though.

@kazamakell 3 жыл бұрын

JOSEF *shakes jowels* josef!

@mathiashilbert8076 3 жыл бұрын

Stolen comment🙄

@completesatire6529 4 жыл бұрын

“How come it’s not for me, why?”

@msesthy 4 жыл бұрын

Complete Satire 😂

@completesatire6529 4 жыл бұрын

Size Six Only “for us maybe?”

@Chronic3913 4 жыл бұрын

Lost so HARD

@abyssstrider2547 4 жыл бұрын

FOSS mans free and open source software though

@anthonygardner1934 4 жыл бұрын

Complete Satire indicative of life...

@BlvkColossus 4 жыл бұрын

“For me maybe?” 😂😂

@MrE_ 4 жыл бұрын

@@vivacehome1 maybe

@z3poXP 4 жыл бұрын

*NO LAMEL YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GODDAMN BAGELS!*

@adrianmak9680 4 жыл бұрын

Hey, Ima janitor. I am hungry. Here's a bagel, so for me maybe.

@yfdaflexamusic9845 4 жыл бұрын

Painfully realistic .

@jordanmatthews8351 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@thebigcheese5114 Жыл бұрын

Ok I’ll just start cold! “Cells make up our bodies, but selling makes our bodies come alive” 😂😂😂

@gona3665 Жыл бұрын

Nice catch lmao

@ReidTheRulesGuy Жыл бұрын

It's "selling makes our bodies come alive"

@thebigcheese5114 Жыл бұрын

@@ReidTheRulesGuy that’s what I said

@tomohawkcloud Жыл бұрын

@@thebigcheese5114 thats what you said when my nuts were in your chin

@rez7287 Жыл бұрын

@@thebigcheese5114 NO YOU EDITED IT

@matheusspinosa6773 3 жыл бұрын

- “Fus” - “Fus what?” - “For us” 😂😂😂😂

@philippaul6039 3 жыл бұрын

The part nobody quotes enough lolz

@GreaterGrievobeast55 3 жыл бұрын

This is the best one! The guys playing innocent but basically making trying to make a pact with the guy like “Don’t snitch on me and you can have a bagel too.” Shoulda taken the offer.

@whiskeyopsonps4497 3 жыл бұрын

That was a great one🤣😭

@shampthedog 3 жыл бұрын

Fus Ro Dah!

@CJA32able 2 жыл бұрын

It’s three in the morning and I’m laughing my ass off.

@andrewarner2452 5 жыл бұрын

Plot Twist: The Mexican Janitor was actually the CEO on undercover boss and was testing how he'd treat the other employees

@davidadie9191 5 жыл бұрын

Andre' Warner they already did one like that

@WilliamWallace401 5 жыл бұрын

My dick got chopped up though!

@kafiri 5 жыл бұрын

That's the Undercover Boss skecht! hahahaha

@MarcillaSmith 5 жыл бұрын

a dude put his pee pee in my mama and it got inside me and then they gave me money

@AliShuktu 5 жыл бұрын

@@o.g.1love479 Actually Indian.

@paulahudson909 5 жыл бұрын

*Reads sign* “For me maybe”😂😂😭

@Absolutely_puck_fakestine 4 жыл бұрын

Da hell is that profile pic ? ? ?

@BaldMancTwat 4 жыл бұрын

@@JMIZZLE22 Last time I checked a corner is where two converging lines meet, creating a right angle.

@JMIZZLE22 4 жыл бұрын

@@BaldMancTwat ill make my own

@badhabit714 4 жыл бұрын

@@JMIZZLE22 you know that's a dude right?

@JMIZZLE22 4 жыл бұрын

@@badhabit714 even better

@dilangooneratne9101 3 жыл бұрын

Peele did so well playing the confused janitor, I was getting frustrated...

@renxybaluyot9822 3 жыл бұрын

Sameee

@TaborHill 2 жыл бұрын

The delivery at 3:30 was amazing.

@proudamerican964 2 жыл бұрын

what he say

@deadgambler879 2 жыл бұрын

@@proudamerican964 bagels are for sales associates He says that because Ron was fired and can't have it

@proudamerican964 2 жыл бұрын

@@deadgambler879 ohh then why he still grab bagel

@deadgambler879 2 жыл бұрын

@@proudamerican964 Ron is the outcast here

@uno9915 2 жыл бұрын

I like how he didnt know what he was saying he was just mimicking the best he could

@kfaris1987 4 жыл бұрын

This is how it feels when your friend talks to you in class

@headofkeks 4 жыл бұрын

damn... i think i was this friend way to often, got people in trouble

@salty9702 3 жыл бұрын

892 likes, a year old, but only one comment lmao

@Insert639 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Then the teacher yells at you even though they see you TRYING to pay attention. 😣

@NicholasSC 3 жыл бұрын

Fucking kids man... Get off youtube and go study. I'm sick of highschool kids

@umwtfreakisthat740 3 жыл бұрын

@@NicholasSC Why are you so mad at this? lmao he's only commenting. Why don't you get off and go to work?

@Jeremy-jm3fe 5 жыл бұрын

Somehow, I have to work in "How come it's not for me why?" into my daily conversations.

@whiskeyopsonps4497 5 жыл бұрын

And don’t forget “For me maybe?”

@pallin2198 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@izzycrybaby1164 5 жыл бұрын

No, you can't. That line is just for sales associates.

@PBobs-Lvall 5 жыл бұрын

Jeremy lmao

@sirjester2008 5 жыл бұрын

Go to a stranger or coworker you don’t know to well while there eating I guess?

@katiekat9697 3 жыл бұрын

"Ron do you wanna come up here and do the presentation and I'll go back there and be a jackass" 🤣

@Lana-xf1qw 3 жыл бұрын

Had me in tears! 😂😂😂

@brandes8057 3 жыл бұрын

💀💀

@wendijoe2793 2 жыл бұрын

So the weakest part of the sketch you found funny? Yikes... Weak brain shit...

@Kinobambino 2 жыл бұрын

@@wendijoe2793 🤨

@Kinobambino 2 жыл бұрын

Wass poppin Kk

@wrenwolf3753 3 жыл бұрын

You know it's a good skit when you actually wanna throw hands with the boss

@Bbqluv7 7 ай бұрын

The boss is hysterical

@norm7545 5 жыл бұрын

“how come it’s not for me why ?” 🤣

@phraze410 5 жыл бұрын

BEST LINE

@antonzigando150 5 жыл бұрын

me when i get caught shoplifting

@phraze410 5 жыл бұрын

@@antonzigando150 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

@TheThinkingMansTemplar 5 жыл бұрын

I literally got to that part and your comment at the same time

@phraze410 5 жыл бұрын

How come i cant get +1k likes for me why?

@delishiahollingsworth2715 4 жыл бұрын

LMAO I hate when ppl understand but act like they don't

@gamingio9952 4 жыл бұрын

Delishia Hollingsworth people do it on purpose because that’s the only way some people are able to get what they want. They have to bs their way through life.

@tylerlewis2061 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe people just don't get what they want all the time it's life

@AbdelSibaran 4 жыл бұрын

Racist

@appledough3843 4 жыл бұрын

Delishia Hollingsworth He’s an actor he has to act it’s part of the skit

@jjbroussard2559 4 жыл бұрын

We alllll know some . And I'm not talking about senior or seniorita .

@titanman9000 Жыл бұрын

The moral of the story is: never trust your boss because he may have hired a rogue janitor to expose your character flaws while also giving him reason to fire you. Thank you key and peele for the life lesson

@AbhishekVankit 3 жыл бұрын

I often forget it's a skit, and start feeling terrible for Key

@garihernandez7470 5 жыл бұрын

“Behgols ar pho seos associet”

@413. 5 жыл бұрын

Gari Hernandez 💀💀💀😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Chaka_J 5 жыл бұрын

i thought you were speaking an actualy language for a minute

@lisanvaccaro 5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@activeace8955 5 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo😂😂

@Blvck_Meijin 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@starspangledbat 5 жыл бұрын

I’ve never been so aggravated and amused at the same time

@COSCOSBEATS Жыл бұрын

Amazing skit. Rob Riggle is a great actor, he can make you hate him when he needs to 😅

@SaurabhYadavlucknowwaale 3 жыл бұрын

1:23 Key : its for sales associates only Peele : it's food That was hard!

@youcanttouhme8955 4 жыл бұрын

So the “janitor” is actually a sales associate

@MyNameIsSpiderman1 4 жыл бұрын

no, the janitor want to take ron's job

@bobsmithinson2050 4 жыл бұрын

anzky you speak like the janitor

@MyNameIsSpiderman1 4 жыл бұрын

@@bobsmithinson2050 thx

@yfdaflexamusic9845 4 жыл бұрын

@@MyNameIsSpiderman1 it's not for me why

@bradsuarez2683 4 жыл бұрын

@@MyNameIsSpiderman1 for me maybe?

@condor07usa 4 жыл бұрын

The janitor is a good salesman, He is relentless, does not take no for an answer, knows how to insist and when to insist. All Ron had to say was the bagels are for $10 each + handling charge :))

@ossacatiastril4834 4 жыл бұрын

Most salesmen suck ass, but there are ALOT of dumb shoppers.

@mikeol510 4 жыл бұрын

@@ossacatiastril4834 yea that's me .. I'm bad sales person , I'm jus there to give you info on the stuff , I won't try to make you buy things you don't want/need..

@kwamerobinson9364 4 жыл бұрын

@@ossacatiastril4834 yeah I know they talked me into buying this cheap ass phone

@videogame-techreviews 4 жыл бұрын

Ossaca Tiastril yeah too dumb to know what’s good for them..

@tailee1143 4 жыл бұрын

Or just let him have a bagel, even though he was instructed not to. There are many people like Ron in real life, that lack common sense and can’t think beyond orders or outside the box; people that can’t achieve a goal, especially in a work environment, if the situation is slightly different to how they learned it.

@tommymorgan73 Жыл бұрын

"for me maybe?" the accents are soooo good 😂😂😂😂

@zaheersarang6466 4 жыл бұрын

You know when the actors are so good that this skit pissed me off to a mad degree. I feel for Ron.

@auntielu4394 4 жыл бұрын

Ah, corporate America, I don’t miss the bagel politics at all.

@TheTyphoon365 4 жыл бұрын

lol do people actually have "associates only" snacks?

@TheTyphoon365 4 жыл бұрын

@@AzeOfSpadez I think you took it from a joke to something personal and are assuming there's a issue, I'm entertained regardless

@wakilbey932 4 жыл бұрын

justshady May rise to the top and get the freshest bagels 🥯

@AzeOfSpadez 4 жыл бұрын

TheTyphoon365 nope, you’re either living in a fairyland world, or you’re just this ignorant lol. If you’ve worked in a corporate environment long enough you’d understand.

@nelsongrant5467 4 жыл бұрын

@@justshady becauseyou don't eat when everybody else eat don't really mean it's leftovers , it's just a mother stereotypic separation and actually told 8 million stories in one episode,depends what level you on, your financial influence and how you were raised , I guess.

@Tiznado 5 жыл бұрын

Moral of the story is: play dumb and you will eventually get what you want

@HappyDude1 5 жыл бұрын

True being smart always gets you in trouble and noboby likes a smart ass 😁

@TerryKay. 5 жыл бұрын

for me maybe ?

@Tiznado 5 жыл бұрын

HappyDude 💯

@cullenholloway8377 5 жыл бұрын

Me speak no english free ahhh bagle ?

@graybeard4962 5 жыл бұрын

The meek shall inherit the earth.

@claydhd1 2 жыл бұрын

This is, in my opinion, the most unique and well executed sketch by K&P. The vibe is powerful, dramatic, unsettling, and still funny.

@datahigh 10 ай бұрын

I agree, it's not even funny imo lol... It's incredibly well written, I feel like this was a real experience someone had...

@troywiggins7383 2 жыл бұрын

Pretty accurate representation of a sales meeting lol

@bmoney972 4 жыл бұрын

grabs hand... "thalesassosiathasses only"

@amukelaniebenezer406 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂💀

@MsXenyy1 3 жыл бұрын

Amukelani Ebenezer 💀💀💀

@abigbutt2966 3 жыл бұрын

🗿🗿

@vonvon4639 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@GOBalloon97 3 жыл бұрын

Ohhhhhh 😂😂

@duhvnlocs 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao! "Cells make up our bodies but selling makes our bodies come alive"

@phraze410 5 жыл бұрын

I was listening to him but didnt catch that

@duhvnlocs 5 жыл бұрын

Kevin Frazier 2:52

@chairsmissing 5 жыл бұрын

Marketing genius.

@phraze410 5 жыл бұрын

@@duhvnlocs Thanks

@duhvnlocs 5 жыл бұрын

Kevin Frazier you’re welcome. Watch the video about giving up vagina on my channel to see how you can reclaim your time and energy.

@nhatminhpham354 3 жыл бұрын

I believe that beside the funny jokes this sketches also conveys the idea of “set up for failure” at major corporate

@jonathanblock3634 3 жыл бұрын

I love how they can make such a serious episode out of something like bagels😂

@zachs652 4 жыл бұрын

“How come is not for me why?”

@abdunnurashraf5048 4 жыл бұрын

Because these nuts are on your chin!

@LionessOfGodEternal 5 жыл бұрын

The concept of this video made me so mad for some reason. Like this scene was deeper than it seemed.

@silentbigsteve3429 5 жыл бұрын

Basically retail

@djaceboogie404 4 жыл бұрын

😡

@evilwillhunting 4 жыл бұрын

Humor makes us laugh for two reasons.... because it is humorous, or because it’s a touch uncomfortable. There’s a lot in this skit that makes us increasingly antsy as we empathize with Ron. His jerk of a boss, getting called out in front of a room of strangers, the dogged persistence of the janitor, Ron getting blamed for the janitor disrupting things... it builds a sense of panic and anger.

@jlc5744 4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was hilarious but i think some of thier skits do get dark. but I love these guys

@nicholaskinkaid 4 жыл бұрын

@@evilwillhunting NO, we are not doing this again! You go on and take your psychoanalysis with you. Go on now and git!

@ItsJordaninnit 3 жыл бұрын

Whoever did the score for this is a genius.

@SOB98 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that he kept trying to paint this man as an alcoholic :,D

@tempestgaming9244 5 жыл бұрын

If Key & Peele ever make a comeback I'll lose my mind lmfao

@johnshadoe 5 жыл бұрын

They need to make skits about today's issues. We need them.

@michaelfleming4994 5 жыл бұрын

Yea it was overrated but it lasted as long as it did.

@dd60622 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@lecheman01 5 жыл бұрын

Michael Fleming so they sucked?

@dannyboy14370 5 жыл бұрын

Toy story 4

@Jeremy-jm3fe 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm talking about sales. If you look at our ancient history, the first caveman sold a rock to the second caveman" This sounds like a presentation that Michael Scott would come up with.

@ej1936 5 жыл бұрын

How did he do it? I dont know, more importantly how much did he get for it? We will never know the answer to that question.

@edmasterson4588 5 жыл бұрын

@schindler91589 nah michael had a a conscience, he was just oblivious to social cues, and had the mind of a 10 yr old

@sinoroman 5 жыл бұрын

the key & peele version of michael

@manawa3832 4 жыл бұрын

Sales and currency and finance and fiat and trade were, like all fundamental aspects of civilization, invented in the Middle East, this specifically by the Phoenicians

@sinoroman 4 жыл бұрын

western europeans be like: we're the descendants of the original orient

@Boss-hh8ke Жыл бұрын

2:23 “how come not for me why” lmao

@jackzimmerman9178 3 жыл бұрын

This skit was so stressful when I saw it on TV that I haven't been able to look it up since. I regret this decision.

@chikenfartz 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂is anyone else listening to the guy speakin in the background? Dude started talking bout tongue twisters and shit

@Gunry525 5 жыл бұрын

ChikenFartz when?? I didn't hear that at all.

@qahlur6679 5 жыл бұрын

@@Gunry525 should be around 2:11

@BobbySacamano 5 жыл бұрын

That's no "guy." That's Rob motherfuckin Riggle.

@chikenfartz 5 жыл бұрын

Bob Sacamano 😂my fault I forgot his name

@babk08 5 жыл бұрын

Stop smoking

@princesslilchief8282 5 жыл бұрын

"Cells make up our bodies, but selling makes our bodies come alive" 🙃😂🤣🤣

@solokalnesaltam3015 3 жыл бұрын

1:16 Tried touching a bagel right after handling garbage, pure evil

@MichellePatton-mn3rv 16 күн бұрын

Grocery store deli clerk sweeping the floor, does not change gloves: "let me make a sandwich for you now."

@EuphoniousASMR 3 жыл бұрын

This brings me back to childhood. As the older sibling, you think you are doing the right thing to teach your younger sibling, but then you get punished by your parents.

@3ajalat 5 жыл бұрын

reads the sign: for me maybe!!

@sharkprisoner1909 4 жыл бұрын

420th like hehe. Sorry.

@natashaxnichole 5 жыл бұрын

I literally just watch their channel like tv

@SnoozeNLooze 3 жыл бұрын

Yo same

@FRead-sz2kf 3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@pachinkoprisoners8934 3 жыл бұрын

I was your 1,000’th like. Bow!

@knightofnights1693 3 жыл бұрын

I just found out it is 📺

@bethlehemworku6412 3 жыл бұрын

Same starting from yesterday

@dfgallietv1075 Жыл бұрын

“For sales associates only” Janitor: “for me maybe?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@coolida23511 2 жыл бұрын

The boss trying to remember the tongue twister. 🤣🤣😂

@drphot6050 4 жыл бұрын

“Handle your bagels” Truer words have never been spoken!

@Lana-xf1qw 3 жыл бұрын

Freakin hilarious 😂😂😂

@fidosax77 2 жыл бұрын

you said it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Z-Romello 5 жыл бұрын

Idk why, but this pissed me off lol

@akshooter7746 5 жыл бұрын

Zay romello me too

@empiresoldier1 5 жыл бұрын

Bruhh..i wouldve took my bagels with me..handled!

@yiwanye1221 5 жыл бұрын

the presenter is a jackass, Ron should have just give that janitor a bagel

@zero2hero99 5 жыл бұрын

How come it’s not for him why?

@turq1824 5 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanmonroe1833 That's actually not even close to what was happening.

@Adam-tr7ky Жыл бұрын

3 years later still comeback to watch this 🤣

@caseyhafer2550 6 ай бұрын

There are so many great details, like the lady in the purple shirt wiggling her shoulders with obviously fake laughter and that look Rob gives Ron after calling him an alcoholic as if to say “watch it buddy”

@753Leto 5 жыл бұрын

"How come it's not for me why?" Lmfaooo... if my boss denies me anything I'm saying that! 😂😂

@Alleykatsks 4 жыл бұрын

I caught that too lmao

@gracewangari5105 4 жыл бұрын

I just caught that. 😂😂😂

@Ezrawill75 4 жыл бұрын

“For sale? Oh for free? For only me?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@microfister 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao “handle your bagels!”

@Guigley Күн бұрын

Every part of this is hysterical, but the drums make it ten times funnier.

@epicexpert77 5 жыл бұрын

Noboby appreciates that perfect accent at 3:30

@michaelfleming4994 5 жыл бұрын

Yea the nieghborhood I'm in is filled with a lot of them.

@bruteoni8432 5 жыл бұрын

Loool

@TriangleSquare52 5 жыл бұрын

@@michaelfleming4994 ur just the life of the party everywhere u go arent u

@PROPAINZERO 5 жыл бұрын

@@TriangleSquare52 lol exactly what I'm saying

@hasansyedali 5 жыл бұрын

@Marv N "bagels is for sales associates" lmao....

@keisauncarano6693 5 жыл бұрын

My Superior: You're fired sir! Me: takes the platter of bagels and runs

@icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851 5 жыл бұрын

Youre superior calls you sir?

@stabgan 5 жыл бұрын

@@icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851 my name is sir

@mevinkalone4277 5 жыл бұрын

Bagels are for sales associates only

@keisauncarano6693 5 жыл бұрын

@@stabgan lol

@keisauncarano6693 5 жыл бұрын

@Pretty Ahki lol

@Rehbstar 3 жыл бұрын

Seems like the boss was preying on ron and he final fired him. That’s how corporates work.

@miguelsalas8583 3 жыл бұрын

“The first cave man out there, sold a rock to the second cave man out there” 😂🤣😂

@petiauk7 3 жыл бұрын

"And we don't even know how much he got, one of the great unanswered questions"🤣😂 (Glad someone else picked up on that)😋

@el34glo59 7 күн бұрын

@petiauk7😂😂😂

@yomammasboo713 5 жыл бұрын

His momma clearly never taught him the hand slap technique.

@Crewdestroya 5 жыл бұрын

LA CHANCLA

@rogerbabson7221 4 жыл бұрын

That part where Ron said it's for sales associates only, and the janitor's tragically funny reply of "It's food" got me a little bit. I've actually seen that conversation between guests and obviously hungry cleaning staff at a hotel on more than one occasion. There's always truth in good comedy (unfortunately in this case).

@caseyhafer2550 6 ай бұрын

I worked at a Ramada and a very nice guest left us a giant pizza upon leaving, so sometimes it works. But yeah this is way too relatable on so many levels.

@MultiTrickster121 Жыл бұрын

2:41 You can hear Keegan almost laugh

@PiffSett 4 жыл бұрын

“How come not for me why?” 😂😂😂😂

@MrFlyVisuals 4 жыл бұрын

Sign: For sales associates only “For me maybe?” 😂😂😂😂

@rustybones99 3 жыл бұрын

That was the most stressful K & P sketch I’ve ever seen.

@pandemonium3552 Жыл бұрын

I swear they make it in the middle of conversation every time

@rachidfromamsterdam9400 4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: The janitor was actually paid to get Ron fired from his job.

@amaracea 4 жыл бұрын

Not even a plot twist thats just what seems like happened lol

@glennhagstedt 4 жыл бұрын

thats the joke einstein

@Lava91point0 3 жыл бұрын

Isaac Fernandez That one guy who still says "these nuts"

@losgryfog 3 жыл бұрын

@@Lava91point0 it's a key and peele reference. keep watching the videos guy

@Lava91point0 3 жыл бұрын

@@losgryfog Yes i know, i was stating the title of that sketch lol

@barrywhiteofnewyork5949 4 жыл бұрын

The boss probably wouldn't even notice if he let the janitor have one.

@gio-mz3ty 4 жыл бұрын

Barry wHite Of New York that’s the point lol

@tokio2291 3 жыл бұрын

true

@sinisterthoughts2896 3 жыл бұрын

@@gio-mz3ty there is no point. The joke is the guy was between a rock and a hard place.

@lavelnelson3251 8 ай бұрын

When he started smelling them I almost died 😂😂😂😂😂

@user-hd3ke3bt5y 4 жыл бұрын

I've never been so stressed watching Key and Peele, until this...

@nasbtheboss 5 жыл бұрын

When your boss and HR can't find a legit reason to fire you, watch out for them bagels peeps it's real out here.

@mysteriouslymysteriousmyst9139 5 жыл бұрын

My blood pressure is 350 right now because of this video

@longdirtytoenails1076 5 жыл бұрын

Mysteriously Mysterious Mysteries lol

@bubbasparx951 5 жыл бұрын

@@longdirtytoenails1076 :)

@Angeck 5 жыл бұрын

Its the drumming in the background. Feels like someone is getting voted off the island.

@TeamLegacyFTW 5 жыл бұрын

Why

@nataliami1777 4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@kysplashgod837 3 жыл бұрын

“ these bagels are for sales associates only ” “ for sale ? ” “ no it’s for free ” “ oh for free ? ” ” no not for you tho ” “ just for me ? ” “ 😐” 😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

@Teezythadon 3 жыл бұрын

as he shakes his head no lol

@kysplashgod837 3 жыл бұрын

@@Teezythadon shits to funny 🤣🤣

@JaDversary 3 жыл бұрын

Why does it feel like 1:54 is an adlib and genuine confusion "Foss what?" hahaha

@JustinFedHR 4 жыл бұрын

I would have just gave him a damn bagel.

@FiresHotSpot 4 жыл бұрын

moral of the story

@Mike-bz3qr 4 жыл бұрын

I'd bet that if he did that, the boss guy would tell him he didn't do his job right. There is no winning for him lol

@GigasGirus 4 жыл бұрын

@Log Splittawell nothing is impossible, I think that it he had just told him once and grabbed his hand when he tries to take the bagel, he would understand and if not let him take one and tell the boss that you tried to stop him but he stole it from you. Since the boss has seen it he probably won't fire him.

@RJ12347 4 жыл бұрын

He would have still gotten fired

@molybdenumrose 3 жыл бұрын

@@RJ12347 he would have been fired, but the janitor would at least have a bagel.

@eallan13 4 жыл бұрын

“Cells make up our bodies but selling make our bodies come alive”

@kierstencreates958 2 жыл бұрын

“NO! YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY BAGELS, YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY CREAM CHEESE, & YOU CAN’T HAVE SMELLS. THAT’S WHAT THE F***IN’ SIGN SAYS” 😂😂😂💀

@CarliesBeautySupply Жыл бұрын

Can't remember the last time I laughed this hard! 🤣 I don't know...this is so funny to me! 😆😅🤣😂 I needed the laugh...thanks! 😊

@ryanmurphy4883 4 жыл бұрын

The speech going on in the background... "The first sale was a stone sold by a caveman. How much did he get for it?" "What was the first tongue twister you ever heard?" "Cells make up our bodies, but selling makes them shrivel up."

@rjcripe 4 жыл бұрын

It's "cells make up our body but selling makes us alive."

@yfdaflexamusic9845 4 жыл бұрын

Like a fucking twilight of strange comedy

@kazamakell 3 жыл бұрын

I could easily read these in michaels soctts voice

@markkittel44 2 жыл бұрын

Genius level stream of corporate sales crap.

@tughiij3997 2 жыл бұрын

it’s funny cause cavemen traded since they didn’t have a currency that would be used to buy things

@brenttaylordotus 4 жыл бұрын

"That's what the FUKIN' sign says!" I loved that breaking point.

@earthwormjxm 4 жыл бұрын

"Ron, you are fired!" Lol 😆

@p.t.archive3020 2 жыл бұрын

Same here. 😂

@loskithakiing6395 2 жыл бұрын

@@earthwormjxm "of course I am!"🤣🤣🤣

@ethanklein982 3 жыл бұрын

I've seen this sketch ten times and it still makes me die every time

@JBoy551 8 ай бұрын

Dude lost his job over battling a crazy janitor probably making wayyy lower than him.

@CultWhatever 5 жыл бұрын

“You’re an alcoholic!” “I’m not sir I’m not! 😂” “😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐”

@williamj2494 4 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ hahahahahahahahahahahah

@avazworld6549 4 жыл бұрын

Micah is

@carllazarraga2858 4 жыл бұрын

"Bagels are for sales associates only" "for me maybe?" I have to admit, that is one hell of a compelling argument.

@jaydabliu 3 жыл бұрын

"How come is not for me why?" Loooooool

@springfieldbearpatrol2937 6 ай бұрын

‘The first cave man out there sold a rock to the second cave man out there‘ is so deep

@98leight 4 жыл бұрын

When Ron gets fired and the Janitor whispers out in his weird English “the bagels are for sales associates only” I lost my shit lmao

@liveanotheranime3526 2 жыл бұрын

“Thebagelsareforsalesassociates”

@endistherenown776 5 жыл бұрын

Key: "The sign says for sales associates only." Peele: "For me maybe." this show is too good

@palepro3511 4 жыл бұрын

Rob Riggle was born to play this role lol.

@latrellgaulden8227 5 жыл бұрын

"Don’t touch those bagels” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@buttalove498 5 жыл бұрын

I would've lost my mind.