Donald Trump Terrified of Getting Coronavirus
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4 жыл бұрынGuillermo won a horse race in Tampa Bay on Saturday, Donald Trump is reportedly terrified about getting the Coronavirus, Costco banned free samples, Jimmy’s #ELBUMP has gained steam, Trump stopped by the CDC to prove he is also an expert, fired his chief of staff Mick Mulvaney, New Yorkers reacted to the virus, Senator Ted Cruz placed himself under “self-quarantine,” and Joe Biden debated himself.
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Donald Trump Terrified of Getting Coronavirus
• Donald Trump Terrified...
@lakshmimohan6467 4 жыл бұрын
I love the look on the face of CDC experts
@sunnysal3889 4 жыл бұрын
Lakshmi Mohan The Hostage Look?
@sokoyaadedolapo5321 4 жыл бұрын
The man in cyan tie facial expression says it all and the other one on the extreme right
@kathleenhammett849 4 жыл бұрын
Shame none of them have the spine to step up as his spewing his bs & call him for the lying idiot he is. They are making themselves look ridiculous & cowardly by staying silent..
@hydradude3989 4 жыл бұрын
Kathleen Hammett he’d fire them on the spot if they did that.
@kathleenhammett849 4 жыл бұрын
@@hydradude3989 Well Trumps got Americans by the balls & on their knees in fear . Bad things happen when good men stand silently by & do nothing..
@waynelynch3862 4 жыл бұрын
My uncle served in the military: I guess that makes me a veteran.
@katiekane5247 4 жыл бұрын
@@jude974 jackass
@user-ko3te7oy6d 4 жыл бұрын
@@jude974 jackass
@mrwascallyt9865 4 жыл бұрын
to be fair , donkeys are valued and useful in many parts of the world . stupid comments ? not so much .
@BarackBananas 4 жыл бұрын
Wayne Lynch U stole that comment
@t.a.c.2123 4 жыл бұрын
Hey I read your post about uncle being a vet and now u r..I hope by me reading that it makes me vat to?
@hamzabasam1045 3 жыл бұрын
*Who's watching this now that he has tested positive for coronavirus?*
@vivekghate7783 3 жыл бұрын
YASSSSSSSSS
@spoonhouseinc.1124 3 жыл бұрын
Who's here after Trump got the coronavirus
@willpina 4 жыл бұрын
"It's like he's losing a debate against himself" Gonna have to steal that line from Jimmy
@oneworld9071 4 жыл бұрын
It was a blatant indicator he doesn't actually believe what he's saying. Contrived jive gets messy. Biden's only a few kilohertz up or down the spectrum from Trump.
@us5921 4 жыл бұрын
Donald tDUMP wants to keep the + numbers low because he is more worried about the stock market than the wellbeing of Americans.
@cabellones 4 жыл бұрын
@@oneworld9071 or that he is getting senile
@Tronnort 4 жыл бұрын
I think its not from jimmy. He has a bunch of authors and everything
@presidentoneday6634 4 жыл бұрын
Trump will eat him up.. if hes the nominee. N dems will complain again. Bernie 2020
@correaplayz01nunya93 4 жыл бұрын
I love watching the people around Trump trying to keep a straight face
@be-nice7511 4 жыл бұрын
I am always laughing at that!
@Bynggo 4 жыл бұрын
Well why don’t they call him out on it? Why do Americans worship the president like he’s some sort of God? He’s a public servant. Public Servant.
@furball8967 4 жыл бұрын
That girl on the RHS of the screen....she’s thinking I’ll smile...but ‘ boy o boy ‘ i feel like screaming with hysterics 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mrswampgass2186 4 жыл бұрын
Ass kissing goes a long way
@Anna-tj7mp 4 жыл бұрын
@@furball8967 she's probably one of the world's top epidemiologists - she can't keep a straight face, haha.
@huffaluffagus9475 4 жыл бұрын
Everyones being told to cough into their elbows now they are bumping them
@Alex-su4ky 4 жыл бұрын
klebinom that’s very low for such a contagious virus
@xxxgammaxxx 4 жыл бұрын
good point
@candace3841 4 жыл бұрын
People dont put their elbows in their eyes and mouth.
@jacksonstiphler8632 4 жыл бұрын
That's kinda stupid in fact. You bump elbows and advised to sneeze into your elbows. Well, there goes the spread...
@jacksonstiphler8632 4 жыл бұрын
@@candace3841 but they do touch their elbows if it itches?
@squadric7722 4 жыл бұрын
how can they stand besides him with a straight face? i would burst into laughter....
@jw-06 4 жыл бұрын
ahlie id be wheezing
@Xman34washere 4 жыл бұрын
@@jw-06 think that's why
@Phatkillz 4 жыл бұрын
546 confirmed cases with no Test kits, I'm guessing the numbers are way higher.
@marybrown7203 4 жыл бұрын
With 22 deaths, makes it 4.08% death rate.
@Phatkillz 4 жыл бұрын
@@marybrown7203 again it's hard to calculate a death rate,without knowing just how many people have it.
@rutambhagat4556 4 жыл бұрын
@@marybrown7203 Death rate is suppose to be global, genius. Americans aren't different species than Chinese or Korean or Italian people
@stanmoon8806 4 жыл бұрын
I will not watch a Pete buttigiege hosted show! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
@hefrov10 4 жыл бұрын
xaylus It’s like the cold; everyone will have it.
@soulman71901 4 жыл бұрын
NBA teams playing a game with no fans or as the Knick's call it a Tuesday.
@DoctorT888 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry man. Americans are the strongest people in the universe. We can only catch the flu. We only know the flu. As long as we don't test, we won't get COVID-19
@NBA-LejonBrames 4 жыл бұрын
Awww damn u had to get on them Knicks lmaoo!!! You right!!
@notsure1969 4 жыл бұрын
Heyoooooo!
@Jzeaser 4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Tan noticed you thumbed up your own lame comment
@flala2261 4 жыл бұрын
*We need comedians now more than ever* 🤲🏻🧼🚿 x💯
@j.r.a5387 4 жыл бұрын
you've got chump and the republicans.....all circus clowns
@JTYTNZ 4 жыл бұрын
fla la that counts jimmy out because what he shows is the sad reality of his life hahaha
@Andy-bh8hw 4 жыл бұрын
@Marshall Carwood As much as I enjoy the people you mentioned, you probably sound just like your parents and can't appreciate anything past what you already know.
@stephenmabiba 4 жыл бұрын
Trevor Noah
@klebiii 4 жыл бұрын
Bless there’s a 90%+ recovery rate and most recover from
@furlycee 4 жыл бұрын
"they want a person like me" *takes of IMMEDIATELY so no one can question/laugh at him*
@TheRavensOmen 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, he was being facetious, Sherlock.
@Yafunnyco 4 жыл бұрын
Better than the president saying,” PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC, think about that”
@trynee1397 4 жыл бұрын
Yafunnyco just because he isn’t the worst, doesn’t mean y’all should strive for better, trumps like a 4/10 and y’all just had a 6/10 so step up your morals and vote a real person into office for once
@moemoneysouth 4 жыл бұрын
Alyse Hein 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
@Yafunnyco 4 жыл бұрын
Jacob Nicholson I agree with you. But as a reference, in the US over 5000 die from the flu every month. And although the corona is bad, over 2 months, worldwide deaths hasn’t surpassed 5000 yet
@eazystreet5507 4 жыл бұрын
Trumps Uncle says he never met Donald and really doesn't know the man.
@nicholasgarnett1767 4 жыл бұрын
😁 good one !
@mpoharper 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣
@tonytancos8051 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mine-Finder o look, another brainwashed american
@eelsmcn9055 4 жыл бұрын
You believe that man, who is a thief that is withholding tesla's research from the world?
@mpoharper 4 жыл бұрын
Tony Tancoš I reported him
@almostarma 4 жыл бұрын
I’m tired of trump
@Eczov 4 жыл бұрын
- The world.
@marybrown7203 4 жыл бұрын
I want the "T" word banned ... forever.
@spider-man8795 4 жыл бұрын
so am I
@hamzaktk18 4 жыл бұрын
Why'd you complain? You are probably next in line to be the chief of staff given your name lol @6:10
@MrDigit885 4 жыл бұрын
The less attention he gets the better actually
@debim8686 4 жыл бұрын
I love the expressions on the scientists" faces. WTF - is this foo serious? 🤣🤣🤣
@coochimoochi478 4 жыл бұрын
When you haven't lived life as your authentic self you will be terrified to die.
@leesteal4458 4 жыл бұрын
True.
@mrgamingking18 4 жыл бұрын
Coochi Moochi pretty sure death scares people who have lived there authentic life. Death is death
@oso3202 4 жыл бұрын
Nah. When you have things to live for, ambitions, goals, you are afraid because you wont be able to see the outcome of your progress or your goals.
@MeMe-mp3jj 4 жыл бұрын
How you die matters too... If I'm not mistaken covid-19 means die alone in a hospital, witout beeing able to see for the last time the ones you care, and desperately fighting for air.
@mrgamingking18 4 жыл бұрын
Giancarlo Osorio people are acting tough but dying to sickness would be terrifying. Alone and confused surrounded be people in suits.
@finnthehuman9426 4 жыл бұрын
You can literally watch the guy from the CDC's soul die just ever so slightly.
@ddigiorgio8438 4 жыл бұрын
the guy in the red tie!!
@meghnac78 4 жыл бұрын
Lol...I thought of the same thing :)
@perrywalton2464 4 жыл бұрын
@@meghnac78 truth.
@timan2039 4 жыл бұрын
We should have donald, Biden and Bernie each speak for 5 minutes and the one that is coherent wins the presidency. President Sanders, I presume.
@1216jimmyz 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, definitely not.
@katiehettinger7857 4 жыл бұрын
@@1216jimmyz What flavor was the Kool-Aid?
@1216jimmyz 4 жыл бұрын
@@katiehettinger7857 now THAT is comical. Lmao!!!
@stanmoon8806 4 жыл бұрын
I will not watch a Pete buttigiege hosted show! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
@hamishgaffaney5323 4 жыл бұрын
@@1216jimmyz exactly the president should be just as stupid as the majority of the U.S population
@StarreLabell 4 жыл бұрын
"They like me because I'm not mean at all. Later, losers!"
@esthermedina9770 4 жыл бұрын
while his lackeys nod in agreement and smile knowing he's lying through his teeth, such incompetence
@klebiii 4 жыл бұрын
Good thing there’s a 90%+ recovery rate and most recover from
@quapin 4 жыл бұрын
klebinom and with around 7.5 billion people on earth, 1.25 billion would still die with that 90% chance
@klebiii 4 жыл бұрын
@@quapin Well consolation this can be recover from as people have and will continue to do so, bless containment efforts/effectiveness.
@balboaunderdog1968 4 жыл бұрын
What would you do differently? I bet is a very difficult position right now. Try to have faith in our health professionals.
@MM-xy3yr 4 жыл бұрын
What did he lie about?
@Tns85 4 жыл бұрын
I applied for job and called about the status of my application. The lady on the other line said did you receive an email from the director. I said no, she said they are not doing interviews because of the Coronavirus. It was a mortuary. True story
@smiller2044 4 жыл бұрын
Teresa Nigro you could do stand up.
@joielioness1209 4 жыл бұрын
This is too funny
@SuperJohn12354 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry just wait a month , they will be hiring a lot of people
@jama4652 4 жыл бұрын
No ones going to hire you right now but i give it to you trying to get a job in this epidemic have you applied at the hospital im sure they could use a hand or two just saying give it a shot might get a career out of it
@luisreyes1963 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe they're afraid the virus might bring the dead back to life. 🤒
@845835 4 жыл бұрын
If we shut down all McDonald's maybe Donald will start taking it serious.
@kristinam9603 4 жыл бұрын
845835ab 😂👌🏽
@count783 4 жыл бұрын
I hope he catches it in his next value meal
@OPS-Clothing 4 жыл бұрын
You would have to shut down every fastfood chain to stop him from eating fastfood
@BedwetterCDN 4 жыл бұрын
One word - Wendy's
@PhillipLemmon 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO nice!
@benzlyhypemovies 4 жыл бұрын
Jamaicans been doing the Elbo bump for years Jimmy ….
@xuploads 4 жыл бұрын
I know I can't believe people think this is original
@bentobuster6995 4 жыл бұрын
So That’s why he’s shaking hands with everyone?
@seanpeters3690 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he washes or sanitizes his hands before touching his face. That's something I've always done, long before the Corona virus outbreak.
@ashsoro1039 4 жыл бұрын
Hey the sheep need a story from their shepherd every now and again xD
@OldieBones 4 жыл бұрын
No, that's for his ego.
@pamelacass9642 4 жыл бұрын
@Pingers Bingers Melanie is grateful for that, I'm sure.
@ShunguRocks 4 жыл бұрын
I’m no expert but Ive been listening to the President and I’ve noticed there is almost always a change in pitch when he says “millions and millions”.... they excite him.
@sueo.6731 4 жыл бұрын
I love the faces on the folks at the CDC while he's talking. I think I would have burst out laughing.
@appalachianqueen8369 4 жыл бұрын
Sue O. Yes! My smirk would have been automatic and very obvious.
@jenvicinity9143 4 жыл бұрын
Especially when he talks about his uncle John at MIT ... technology institute... not the same as med. Doctorates!
@dmlockwood 4 жыл бұрын
CDC hasn't been right on anything in there entire existence. The regular seasonal flu is far more deadly.
@sueo.6731 4 жыл бұрын
@@jenvicinity9143 No kidding. Scary how absolutely stupid and clueless he is.
@rushmore120 4 жыл бұрын
My God, he's at the CDC and he's not only bragging about himself because of an uncle that taught at MIT, but he's still telling anyone and everyone about the "perfect" letter....This guy needs to be put in a padded room for the rest of his life, no kidding..
@patriciapowell4097 4 жыл бұрын
its so out of control..just hearing him gets me crazy...we're screwed??????
@jasonm8017 4 жыл бұрын
I would normally have something witty to add.. I got nuti’n. You covered it. He’s embarrassing
@markfoster1520 4 жыл бұрын
If he had been put out of office when we had the chance, he'd be blaming Nancy for the virus and the economy....but NOOOO
@DrExpertPhd 4 жыл бұрын
Yet the alternative is looking to be a guy that can't seem formulate a sentence. Yikes
@davidjackson1379 4 жыл бұрын
@@DrExpertPhd You seriously just rebutted with an incomplete sentence? Please tell me that was on purpose.
@dakotabryson1914 4 жыл бұрын
The other guys at the CDC are trying so hard not to laugh lol
@Ricky911_ 4 жыл бұрын
"Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president" Why didn't you then? You would have done the world a favour
@wickednwyld 4 жыл бұрын
'That'. His uncle was a mechanical engineer and physicist, not a medical doctor.
@valeriepaulsen5236 4 жыл бұрын
@@wickednwyld he seems to think that he is educated by osmosis.
@wickednwyld 4 жыл бұрын
@@valeriepaulsen5236 - and that all those 'science things' are the same. If he gets coronavirus, I do hope he consults with a mechanical engineer.
@maureenpeterson2 4 жыл бұрын
Ricky911 agreed! Spot on well said!
@Stiffeno 4 жыл бұрын
Politics was Trumps only option, its the place where having a Masters Degree in lying is actually beneficial.
@carlingnugent 4 жыл бұрын
His uncle was an electrical engineer. Not an epidemiologist.
@areis7415 4 жыл бұрын
He had doctor in his title, so for Drump that means he must have been a physician... the fact that he was also a "physicist" must have gotten the orange man confused... lmao
@ap0lmc 4 жыл бұрын
Trump had a uncle who was a scientist that researched Tesla's papers for the US government.
@connorgorms9020 4 жыл бұрын
Wdym his uncle was a super genius!!!
@r.mcbride2837 4 жыл бұрын
Obviously, Trump didn't inherit anything from that side of the gene pool.
@ap0lmc 4 жыл бұрын
@@r.mcbride2837 IQ 168 on his entrance exam for Wharton
@Kristoff3334 4 жыл бұрын
I hate that none of these people ever call him out. Mr.Scientist should have laid the smackdown.
@goob1i 4 жыл бұрын
Kristoff3334 lol
@2XLboyo 4 жыл бұрын
Misterrr sciiiiientisttt
@530loonee 4 жыл бұрын
Watch him do the stone cold stunner.
@Sc0ttPrian 4 жыл бұрын
@Individual-1 Trump tweeting about you, or anything.. isn't humiliation. its comedy material.
@GStone 4 жыл бұрын
A man child holding the purse strings. This is what's become of our government.
@TampaTec 4 жыл бұрын
2020: Now smacking someone on the ass is more respectful than shaking their exposed hands.
@koysharmiah7670 4 жыл бұрын
It can't be dead in hot and cold weather
@ellieeveritt 4 жыл бұрын
The face the guy on the right made is the face I make when my dad starts talking about Trump at family events... 🎶"Hello darkness my old friend.."🎶🎵
@markg.7865 4 жыл бұрын
Lol, I work with a lot Trump supporters, sometimes I just wonder what universe they living in.
@streetpeter3210 4 жыл бұрын
I like that, I imagined "Wah Wah" accompanied by a laugh track.
@faustacastaneda1578 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 try "Different folks have different strokes yeah yeah yeah...!"
@keepup8868 4 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure my son made the same face when I pointed out, yet again, what a dickhead our president is.
@theepicalpaca9725 4 жыл бұрын
People need to stop hoarding handsoap, I went to walmart because I just ran out of soap and there was none, so I went to Target, none, Costco, none, wtf you guys
@Ilovegrunge123 4 жыл бұрын
And I bet they don't even wash there hands correctly.
@ciku-ciku7194 4 жыл бұрын
Dawn works as good if not better. Rinse hands with diluted vinegar ( I mix it in a spray bottle).
@keepup8868 4 жыл бұрын
Very selfish. But bath soap works. That’s what we all used 40 years ago.
@Girlgamssilver 4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the newest third world country
@EB-jp8jk 4 жыл бұрын
There people profiteering using this items
@CHAMP_theBULLDOG27 4 жыл бұрын
At this point we have a better shot if James Bond became president ...I give up
@balboaunderdog1968 4 жыл бұрын
Don't give up. Unify. Put it aside. That is probably the hardest position to have right now. Have faith in our health professionals..stay safe
@becauseimapotato7599 4 жыл бұрын
Damn you'd would have a better shot with a frickin baby as your president
@becauseimapotato7599 4 жыл бұрын
@@balboaunderdog1968 That's putting faith in trump too...bad idea
@balboaunderdog1968 4 жыл бұрын
Don't know why it's wrong to be hopeful. Society is dead.
@becauseimapotato7599 4 жыл бұрын
@@balboaunderdog1968 I mean, yeah you should be hopeful, it's extremely unlikely that this is going to like, collapse society, but that doesnt mean listening to trump
@Optidorf 3 жыл бұрын
Corona is actually more afraid of getting Trump. I wish the virus a speedy recovery.
@count783 4 жыл бұрын
If anyone thinks they might have it, please go to a trump rally then see your doctor
@MsDawnyk 4 жыл бұрын
You are a terrible human being to tell people to infect others. But it won't matter. Trump rally participants wash their hands and don't suck ass. So....
@X1vapor 4 жыл бұрын
count783 they are the ones most likely to spread it because they feed off of trumps bullshit they will think they are immune because the numbers look great!
@MsDawnyk 4 жыл бұрын
The foolishness runs deep in the Jimmy Kimmel fan boy crowd. 😂
@count783 4 жыл бұрын
@@MsDawnyk Trump rally participants=people of Walmart
@MsDawnyk 4 жыл бұрын
@@X1vapor your comment about all the hatred is easily debunked. Go read all the comments on this whole thread. So much hate for a group of fellow human beings with hopes and dreams and loved ones....all because of their political views. It's sad on both sides. Regardless of your political views, it's wrong to wish illness on anyone.
@scotthama3665 4 жыл бұрын
How embarrassing for those doctors standing around trump
@katharinag3283 4 жыл бұрын
"Be patient or be A patient" hahahaha
@Flying90 4 жыл бұрын
5:02 what do you keep doing with your hands bro 😂😂😂
@mrv7916 4 жыл бұрын
And just look at the guy on the blue tie he literally is laughing at what trump is saying. 🤣
@amyking3185 4 жыл бұрын
MRV yeah I am looking
@Bynggo 4 жыл бұрын
No they aren’t, they are looking lovingly into his lying eyes. Just like everyone else. I just don’t get it.
@user-kh3ri2ug1t 4 жыл бұрын
Look at the guy with a red tie next to him. It feels like he going to get a heart attack...
@us5921 4 жыл бұрын
Donald tDUMP dreamt of becoming a pathologist instead he became a PATHOLOGICAL LIAR.
@stevekalas4943 4 жыл бұрын
MRV There’s Superman There’s Batman There’s Spider-Man There’s SICK-MAN And Joe Biden says “Bring it on” He can’t get his own game goin’ never mind “ Bring it on” WE ARE SO FUCKIN DOOMED!
@Jujubeans665 4 жыл бұрын
The woman in the corner is clearly thinking, WTF is he talking about!
@georgianowlin9898 4 жыл бұрын
I'm with her what's he thinking 😂 because he doesn't make sense to me 🤨
@moviesovermatterproductions 4 жыл бұрын
I’m wondering why she’s not being mentioned. She was grinning the whole time 😂. Love her👏🏾🌹 lol! Our president is such a chump man 😂
@Jujubeans665 4 жыл бұрын
@sorry mrgoogle no it's no mind reading... that's just the face my GF makes when I make no sense
@MrSpongie1 4 жыл бұрын
Do the Elbow bump?? isn't that the same place we are to sneeze and cough??
@JaimePfefferUpliftYourLife 4 жыл бұрын
You rock, Jimmy! Thank you for the continued laughs!
@arcturionblade1077 4 жыл бұрын
"Such a beautiful virus. I couldn't have contracted a more perfect pathogen!"
@HardKore5250 4 жыл бұрын
Arcturion Blade What kind of fish is that?
@stephaniechristy9402 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. As a licensed health care professional the way the virus uses children as secrete carriers, has a two week incubation with no symptoms, and the elderly and chronically ill are most at risk for death.... this is unlike anything I have seen before and I keep trying to make sense of it but at this point being created in a lab is one of the possibilities that comes to mind.
@arcturionblade1077 4 жыл бұрын
@@stephaniechristy9402 I have my doubts about this being deliberately created in a lab. China's "wet markets" with live animals of all types being crammed into cages in unsanitary conditions makes much more sense. As the saying goes, never attribute to malice when stupidity would more than suffice.
@lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 жыл бұрын
@@stephaniechristy9402 Do you think the Chinese invented it themselves, or did they steal the IP from the US?
@valeriepaulsen5236 4 жыл бұрын
He does no know that word.
@elhoward7440 4 жыл бұрын
"Maybe I have a natural ability!" Or maybe you're a textbook example of the Dunning-Kruger Effect, stable genius.
@sheisapearla 4 жыл бұрын
But he likes this “stuff”!!🤣😂🤣😂
@BillClay88 4 жыл бұрын
Well done on dunning kruger. Ppl ask what it is. I don't think I've ever seen it more applicable than here. Sometimes he makes me laugh, but wow. This is how I know there is no god. I have my own system and I love it, I really love it. I GET IT.
@atruth805 4 жыл бұрын
A billionaire who became POTUS. I think you are the one with the the dunning- kruger effect. Funny how conservatives have been saying this about AOC for a while and now you guys are using the term too. Pathetic😀
@BillClay88 4 жыл бұрын
@@atruth805 is it possible to laugh at Trump and AOC simultaneously? Cause that's me. Is it possible to not like Bernie and his dumbass supporters bc that's me too.
@foogentog 4 жыл бұрын
Russell Scott not for him, because he’s just as much a sheep as the people he calls sheep
@myc0p 4 жыл бұрын
2:00 Plot twist: People sneeze and cough into their elbows.
@boopeep9670 4 жыл бұрын
How is something people commonly do considered a “plot twist”? I know you’re trying to say it’s stupid and you’re right it’s stupid but it’s not a plot twist. Besides they could just cough in their left and bump with their right problem solved.
@HIKOL_Nightcore 4 жыл бұрын
To me it's better to sneeze or cough into your hands as long as you disinfect them, do you actually wash your elbow after you do these? I guess not. There's also a risk of spreading fluids/germs further because you don't cover your whole face.
@whomee 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao to many funny stuff to pick one to comment on I'm over here dying 😂😂😂😂😂 but I wash my hands but not for 20 seconds because I don't have enough patience had me laughing out loud!
@davinciconcepts 4 жыл бұрын
Coughing into your elbow is a recommended technique to stop aerosol spreading of the virus. You are.recommending to then touch them together? NO! NO! NO!
@OttoRappTheMystic 4 жыл бұрын
haha, good one - I was in a meeting where people kicked each other in the shins for a greeting ......
@j.r.a5387 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry!!!.....president Dumbazz says its a "HOAX"....don't worry
@davinciconcepts 4 жыл бұрын
@Ian Schmidt Where is the line of demarcation on your sleeve? Is it a solid line ? Or is there overspray?
@Alizardlovesyou 4 жыл бұрын
Uncle John Trump was actually an engineering professor, not a medical doc.
@drstone1167 4 жыл бұрын
Lizz Keiper - 🦠Fake News folks are trying to scare the hell out of everyone. China is to blame for coronavirus and it’s spread. Time for US companies to bring back manufacturing especially Pharmaceutical companies to the USA. Less than 2.5% of people die with coronavirus and most are elderly or have weak immune systems. Just the facts not liberal bias fake news BS.
@canmart6102 4 жыл бұрын
David Stone thanks for your sage wisdom Einstein
@WhataGuy91 4 жыл бұрын
@@drstone1167 This is a KZfaq video Socrates
@susan174 4 жыл бұрын
So, David Stone, it doesn’t matter that people are suffering and dying because they’re elderly and/or have compromised immune function?
@Insightts 4 жыл бұрын
In the end what really matters is that his uncle John was a genius, it runs in the family. :D
@IrieFabs 4 жыл бұрын
5:28 who put that hat on the Michelin Man?
@isar2689 4 жыл бұрын
“Be patient or be a Patient” 😂 Word!
@ashleymaluu3674 4 жыл бұрын
This is like Kim Jung Un tell his ppl he doesnt poop or pee.
@ryandelsignore 4 жыл бұрын
I just watched the interview tonight. 😂
@Echochco 4 жыл бұрын
Lol or that his people “starve”
@ashleymaluu3674 4 жыл бұрын
Kim Jung Un the supreme leader of North Korea uses propaganda for ppl to believe he is their god and should be worshipped, he even went as far as to say he doesnt poop or pee🤣🤣🤣 this is tru look it up
@alinahuda9708 4 жыл бұрын
Does trump himself realise what kinda rubbish things he is saying out loud! Like for god sakes what is wrong with u man.
@nicolabacardi8854 4 жыл бұрын
He won't even get it
@oneworld9071 4 жыл бұрын
That's His Omniscient Omnimpotent Divine Magnificence you're asking about. Of course he realizes...... when your entire universe ends at the inner surface of your corneas, toenails, wig, and end of your golf club, he doesn't have much room available to stand back and watch himself...... even in ritualistic obsessive viewing of himself on every bit of media he can get of and about himself, he's absolutely convinced there's no greater intellect, no greater talent, no higher order of entitlement, privilege, authority, and immunity than that he couldn't be less deserving. Again, of COURSE he realizes. The worst possible assessment of Trump's character sounds to him like praise and even worship...... and he sure gets a lot of that, to include the respect he can't get without extorting it. "How big am I?? Big, right? Really big. Say it..... tell me I'm the biggest...... nobody's bigger than me. Tell me "there's nobody bigger than you" and smile when you say it....... don't give me that kidnapping victim's smile....... look at me, smile like you mean it..... now, how big am I? The biggest, right? SMILE!!!! Now SAY IT!!! "You're......SO....... BIG". Now get outta here, you're fired....." The worse, the better. A compilation of media of his worst behaviors and malice is simply an audiovisual list of exactly what will cause another four-year sustained overflow of the Oval Office septic tank. All the very points that mesmerize and exhilarate those "always be around unsuccessful" people....... (you'll always get respect). YUP. Unsuccessful people that respect him get a steel-boot kick in the teeth when he chops away at Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, food stamps, and last resorts for so many. Praise be unto the Father, Son, and Holy Trump, slasher of hope, generator of regret. Mission accomplished, round #1.
@murph58 4 жыл бұрын
@@oneworld9071 absolutely superb description of Trump. Echoes my sentiments exactly
@zabuza8548 4 жыл бұрын
Like All old people, Look at Joe Biden speech, He's almost getting to the level of Trump for not making any sense.
@darrendelong 4 жыл бұрын
Nope, he is a narcissist. They never see anything wrong with them. It's delusion of grandeur.
@user-zf3zc9pn8l 4 жыл бұрын
It must be the magic trucker hat that makes him a genius!
@kathysimone6521 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Thank you for making my day!!!!!💙
@rileykroehling2962 4 жыл бұрын
The cdc people are like yep okay ima bite my tongue so I don’t lose my job lmao
@lindabrady5054 4 жыл бұрын
Glad I do not live in the US!!!
@Yokonato 4 жыл бұрын
Truly kills me how he is so deep in his own delusion he can't tell when people aren't taking him seriously. Every single one of those people were the definition of smile and nod.
@SoulWhisperer 4 жыл бұрын
The man in the red tie, too -- that look priceless.
@Elviaperez210 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy : why are people buying a lot of toilet paper? Me: Because things are getting really shitty 💩💩
@juliebenjamin9641 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been trying...to no avail, to get Mr. Kimmel to have Jericho Green on his show. I’d love to see that debate. 😁
@dorothyrichter1680 4 жыл бұрын
When Trump is bragging, look at the doctors' faces. It's clear they don't think he's the genius Trump thinks he is!
@Jason_Van_Stone 4 жыл бұрын
Uhhh yeah, Jimmy pointed that out, Genius.
@BL3SSed-Bliss 4 жыл бұрын
Jason Van Stone 😂🤣😅
@kendomyers 4 жыл бұрын
Expert: "How could you _possibly_ understand this? What makes you such a genius huh?" Trump: "wow, they think Im a genius"
@kendomyers 4 жыл бұрын
@@ecomimicryproject Even in America it doesnt always work out. I have a habit of speaking up when I see something wrong I realize the Army is a little different, and I dont have an advanced degree As a Lieutenant I spoke up to my Captain (boss) then my Lieutenant Colonel (boss' boss) because 2 Soldiers were about to pay for the body armor they were wearing when they got blown up in Afghanistan Their armor was cut off by medics and tossed into a ditch before they got loaded into the Helicopter. Some paperwork got lost and the body armor was showing as lost, not destroyed in combat. I lost that fight, they got charged for the body armor. It also destroyed my career. Ive found the fastest way to destroy your career in government is to speak up, even when you speak up for something thats obviously right I would love to be that doctor and turn around and tell Trump to his face that hes an idiot But never forget, that would end that doctor's career on the spot
@akmediaarts6640 4 жыл бұрын
Morty Sanchez We all saw how Trump has ruined the career of those that spoke out on Ukraine. Even those not directly involved. I agree even in a “free” society speaking out can be dangerous. However, we still need to have a few brave people to step forward otherwise we all are doomed in this world. ( Not talking directly about the COVID19 situation but the world and life in general)
@GG-cr5hm 4 жыл бұрын
Of course, every male candidate considered "tough" while Warren is considered "mean" when she's critical is the very definition of sexism. But that point is lost on the SuperGenius.
@gary9866 4 жыл бұрын
BB sexism, racism, ageism, homophobia, transphobia, etc. The hate just needs to go! We NEED a woman as President. I think a woman would do very very well.
@youngputter239 4 жыл бұрын
Gary-Alan no we don’t
@reallynow5974 4 жыл бұрын
BB you comment that on a guys video who got his start by showing girls with wet tshirts jumping on trampolines...
@elbarjones4812 4 жыл бұрын
Correct! - Warren had concrete plans for everything she spoke about,and had every right, in fact a duty to America, to call out Bloomberg and point out who he really is....how dare she say that to a man....the premise would be hilarious if so many idiots didn't parrot that nonsense. The Moron-a-Virus is infecting more people every day.
@gary9866 4 жыл бұрын
@youngputter why, what are you afraid of? You do realize that women are CEOs of some of the largest corporations in the world right? Oh, I know you forgot it’s not the 1950s anymore.
@xmarcxiex 4 жыл бұрын
“Elbump” has been happening in tattoo shops for decades.
@chazblank2717 4 жыл бұрын
Makes sense. It’s a social spot like a barbershop, except the professionals are wearing rubber gloves.
@daStoRay 4 жыл бұрын
Till Trump takes credit, coz of the 'ump' ending'
@deannasherman1862 4 жыл бұрын
Hold up, why are we elbumping , when we cough into our elbows?
@screeningmimi 4 жыл бұрын
"All these doctors said "How do you know so much about all this?!!" First - they didn't. Second- they have the best poker faces I've seen today, although some are exhibting facial twitches...Educated panic!
@melissagreen8174 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's not exactly an irrational fear on his part. He's old and unhealthy, so if he gets sick it could be really bad. If only he gave as much of a damn about the rest of us.
@defenestrator9119 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking how ironic it would be if Trump caught this and it ended up beating him. He is 73... I almost feel like since he's so sure this isn't a big deal, that he should just get it on purpose to show everyone not to worry.
@conniekimble1782 4 жыл бұрын
If only.......
@crimson6663 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it would but if you’re hoping for it and you get your wish have fun with Mike Pence
@terrykelley9404 4 жыл бұрын
Yes we can sure hope he gets it
@shwt121 4 жыл бұрын
...WE CAN ONLY HOPE...!!!!
@therealavrey7903 4 жыл бұрын
Man he didn’t come up with the “elbump”
@weaselworm8681 4 жыл бұрын
Can we all agree that once he’s out. We never speak his name again?
@elizam.1507 4 жыл бұрын
Nope we will always make fun of him.
@eathanralston1143 4 жыл бұрын
Are we talkin Trump or Joe Biden because Trump is a boss lol
@elcompadelranchosanjuan8943 4 жыл бұрын
Weasel Worm trump is going to win
@pyrocl0 4 жыл бұрын
@@eathanralston1143 boss of trump university and look how that turned out. Just like all his other failures.
@gregmcl4740 4 жыл бұрын
He must be remembered so it doesn't happen again Once is bad enough
@michaelmitteldorf9571 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s like he’s losing a debate against himself” 😂😂
@spderweb 4 жыл бұрын
And he's what the democratic party is banking on to beat Trump. All because they can't deal with the fact that Bernie would take away some of their millions/billions.
@jordancrooks6752 4 жыл бұрын
@@spderweb well trump is not doing anything about it he put pence up with it so he will take the blame
@carltontaylor6500 4 жыл бұрын
spderweb Joe’ll be fine. Long as the debates are before sundown.
@Ok-kf1pw 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan Crooks he also said it was fake and made up by Democrats 😂
@boristheamerican2938 4 жыл бұрын
Trump Supporter "hey he is winning that too".
@Beginstheman 4 жыл бұрын
Steve Monroe being like "WTF is Trump smoking?"
@thetubeshows 4 жыл бұрын
Needs a Pres medal of freedom for not laughing in front of Fox camera.
@andrewjohnson3843 4 жыл бұрын
Them: Don’t cough in your hands, cough in your elbow /sleeve. Also Them: # Elbump Lmao now that’s funny
@cheriemanrique8044 4 жыл бұрын
I love Jimmy Kimmel!! Too funny
@maxnullifidian 4 жыл бұрын
Check out the look on that guy's face who's wearing the red tie! LOL
@ash27slick74 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, he looks like the cop who pulled you over for speeding while you mumble your excuse.
@MegaRandom432 4 жыл бұрын
That Joe Biden clip made me scream And I’m gonna scream if I have to vote for him in November
@snapdragonfly6652 4 жыл бұрын
How the F did Dems mess this up. HOW hard is it to find a candidate? Apparently, very...
@billys5365 4 жыл бұрын
Biden has so many funny clips 🤣🤣🤣
@stanmoon8806 4 жыл бұрын
I will not watch a Pete buttigiege hosted show! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
@count783 4 жыл бұрын
They would rather lose to trump than have a progressive populist
@MegaRandom432 4 жыл бұрын
David Butler where did I say I was voting for trump?
@mikkeladamsen8380 4 жыл бұрын
" He was a great SuPEr GeNIuS " thats got to be the most stupid thing said.
@CryptocurrencyInsider 4 жыл бұрын
Liberty AboveAllElse maybe watch the video before blabbering BS
@Hellohallo 4 жыл бұрын
"longest working record at mit. great super genius." come on u.s.a. how can you let this go on
@SpeedandSplendor 4 жыл бұрын
I am watching this in Spain and as Jimmy mention "doing the elbow" I saw 2 people do it .. then immediately kiss on each cheek LoL .. I'm not joking
@Subh8081 4 жыл бұрын
4:40 - the uncle with the green tie and his battle with himself not laughing was the highlight of this. The other uncle with the solid red tie did measure up Trump at 4:48
@Floridagirl_life 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for pointing out that mans reaction. I noticed it live 🤣
@albertwang0830 4 жыл бұрын
Aren’t we supposed to sneeze into our elbows?
@muhammadsajjadshahid5552 4 жыл бұрын
We do
@chuckHart70 4 жыл бұрын
The politicizing of this by both sides is crippling our containment of this. I hope it gets better.
@k.t.harmon343 4 жыл бұрын
He would rather lie instead of turning around and asking the Dr’s that are standing right there wow
@hyg44gu54 4 жыл бұрын
K.T. Harmon Welcome to narcissism 101!! They WILL re-write history given the chance! Can you say alternate reality three times?
@arjones2330 4 жыл бұрын
Haaaaa trump is the best!!!
@marissajones2945 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been doing the elbump all week 😭
@mmeiselable 4 жыл бұрын
But we're supposed to sneeze into our elbows!
@mangojulie123 4 жыл бұрын
Starting at 4:40, the face of the guy in the red tie says it all! LOL
@sebastian8922 4 жыл бұрын
“coronavirus” guy: *WOO*
@beckross5186 4 жыл бұрын
People like me I cough in my elbow lmao I’m spreading my germs 🦠 by elbowing others
@keighsee8614 4 жыл бұрын
SNL just needs to have Alec Baldwin repeat Trump’s little spiel about his uncle verbatim for the cold open this weekend.
@jeffbrondo6831 4 жыл бұрын
The funniest SNL presidential parody that wasn't actually a parody.
@frankjones8232 4 жыл бұрын
Trump always talks about being historic and he has certainly achieved one thing; he will always be known as the most laughed at person of all time.
@davidshaw5126 4 жыл бұрын
Laugh as you may, but one thing is true he has been keeping the promises he made to us. Personally I can see Joe or Bernie winning, Joe is just crazy, and Bernie wants to destroy this country.
@waterproof4403 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidshaw5126 😂
@waterproof4403 4 жыл бұрын
Nah he ain't that comic
@macadoo1588 4 жыл бұрын
Donald J. Trump, he thinks the "J" stands for genius. 🤦♂️
@FromeFmAjayD 4 жыл бұрын
A K 🤣😂😂🤣😂😂 that is so funny... orange man very bad!!
@foxybrown5715 4 жыл бұрын
"The crownvirus was made in China, so it shouldn't last too long."
@m1a2abrams34 4 жыл бұрын
Or the J stands for just doing a great job as our President.
@jenniferb.9404 4 жыл бұрын
Omg that's truly funny
@thetubeshows 4 жыл бұрын
@@foxybrown5715 Sorry but China makes some high-quality products, Wake up.
@louisbrugnoni1291 4 жыл бұрын
Remember when Trump was in that eighteen wheeler? He acted like a five year old child! That inspired a lot of confidence in me! 🤣😂🤣
@bluefluke7585 4 жыл бұрын
the trouble with the elbow bump is that after we sneeze into our sleeve, we pass it on that way.
@imfromdowntown 4 жыл бұрын
When Sanders debates Biden, Bernie should answer very quickly and yield most of his time to Biden for response. Biden could trip up himself saying the ABCs.
@billys5365 4 жыл бұрын
It’s come down to dementia vs communism. Trump is our best bet
@stanmoon8806 4 жыл бұрын
I will not watch a Pete buttigiege hosted show! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
@finnthehuman9426 4 жыл бұрын
@@billys5365 Trump is our best bet... to ending democracy once and for all.
@billys5365 4 жыл бұрын
Finn the Human democracy is good. This country was founded as a republic with democracy to elect representation for the people. Unfortunately, our Democrats are less democratic than our republicans right now.
@DanTheManfromSoCal81 4 жыл бұрын
@@stanmoon8806 What the hell are you on about? You keep posting that same idiotic nonsensical comment on anything to do with Biden. Seriously. WTF?
@Leyah8 4 жыл бұрын
A great “super” genius 😂😂😂😂🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
@georgianowlin9898 4 жыл бұрын
The man is reall 🙏y sad I don't feel sorry for him because he's the devil 😘😂🙏
@Lanwarder 4 жыл бұрын
I love Kimmel's sketches...but I really dislike the post sketches bits asking us to subscribe lol.
@warlantactical 4 жыл бұрын
Lanwarder this is not a real jimmy kimmel youtube its fake its just a fan page !!!!!
@Lanwarder 4 жыл бұрын
Warlan Tactical Ita their official KZfaq page.
@warlantactical 4 жыл бұрын
Lanwarder ?
@Lanwarder 4 жыл бұрын
Warlan Tactical Well, you are saying that this channel is not Jimmy Kimmel's official channel, but a channel ran by so,e fan or something like that. Obviously I know that Jimmy Kimmel himself does not run the channel lol, but it is the show's official KZfaq channel nonetheless. If you click on the link to see this KZfaq channel's profile page, you'll notice that there are something like 13.8 Million subscribers and that the only thing they have uploaded are clips from Jimmy Kimmel. ABC would never allow someone who isn't working for them to have 13.8 Million subscribers by using material that they've paid for. Also, did you actually watch the video in its entirety? It ends with footage of Kimmel himself asking us to subscribe. I don't know if you are trolling me or if you are being sincere and I don't want to be impolite. At the end of the day,, don't take my word for it, just check it out for yourself and you'll see that this isn't just some random fan's page pretending to be the actual channel. We all make mistakes and this isn't a big deal, but I really invite you to check for yourself if you still have doubts. Have a nice day
@paulhampton6408 4 жыл бұрын
This was funny but also serious too ! Thank you J W Baby for this video 😘💓💐
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 жыл бұрын
0:33 You gotta admit, that is a smooth edit
@krisfrederick5001 4 жыл бұрын
Note: the blond woman struggling to keep a straight face.
@jackz4665 4 жыл бұрын
I'm from italy I find it so funny to watch trump tweets and his speeches like this one... I like him as a president tho, wish he would admit his mistakes about coronavirus tho
@right-7366 4 жыл бұрын
i think im cute pointing at my head , faceass
@AJ-xm4xc 4 жыл бұрын
I thought she was one of his aides?
@mwnnazi6194 4 жыл бұрын
What's her name?
@daveyjones3016 4 жыл бұрын
Kris Frederick she said:🥴
@elizabethfaughn7989 4 жыл бұрын
Love that everyones saying if you have to cough...cough into your elbow!!! Now lets all do the new thing called the elbump!!!!
@mohamedmia2788 4 жыл бұрын
I love Guillermo's laugh
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