You'd be surprised how many martial arts weapons are glorified gardening tools.

"You smell like strawberries"

I like how they put 2003 splinter with the 1980 turtles

This is gold, especially because Donatello is in fact such an integral member of the team but is very much left standing in the shadows of his flashy popular brothers. Raphael is cool because he's a rebel with anger management issues, teenagers relate to him. Leonardo has cool swords and is the leader, coolness impersonified. And Michelangelo likes to party and is funny and cool. And Donatello? He's an awkward introverted tech geek, not so cool. But anyone with a half functioning brain knows that without Donatello there woundn't be the TMNT. His genius has saved them many times before, so in my eyes he's most usefull of all the turtles.

He wears a diaper on his face but taking a stick is where he draws the line.

1:41 "Don'tatellme" Donatello, I'm still laughing about that,

I just noticed Slpinter's description of the turtles is the theme song. ♫ Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines ♫ ♫ Raphael is cool but crude ♫ Michelangelo is a party dude

Donatello is the reason the Turtles have survived as long as they have. He invented all their weapons, vehicles and gadgets.

This title was misleading. **Zips up pants**

LoL Splinter's accent is all over the place. Is he Italian, Japanese or Arab?

So... He doesn't want to pick up the shit stick... And yet he doesn't complain about putting a used diaper on his face.?

I always liked Donatello because he actually had brains ... something college students definitely don't appreciate. This video makes sense.

''Poke a couple of holes on that diaper & slap it on your face'' I died.

His accent is more Italian than Japanese...

You know that the ninja turtles are named after Reinassance painters, right? Well, Donatello lived a century before Leonardo, Michelangelo and Raffaello. Even in real history he's the black sheep lol

Give my boy respect! He even defeated the Shredder in another universe!

Donatello was and still is my favourite. Actually, him using a stick as his weapon makes him badass. It's like saying he doesnt need sharp weapons to beat people up.

Everyone just treats Donnie like shit......but I admit that was hilarious.

I like how he puts the diaper on his face easily but doesnt want to pick up the stick

These turtles are the turtles from the 1987 cartoon. This Master Splinter is from the 2003 cartoon. *LOGIC 100%*

Donatello gets screwed? My ass. Leonardo is the one that gets screwed. He's not even allowed to use his weapon. Seriously, watch TMNT. Any version of it. He NEVER slices anyone. He's not allowed to. It's a kid's show.

Guys seriously though...without Donatello the team would be incredibly fucked. He makes the gadgets, does all the science shit and has all the answers. All the other turtles are great (I'm a Leo Gal) but he's the only one who is utterly essential.

Sure make fun of the guy who can turn a garbage truck into a transformer.

Donnie's my favorite turtle tho

I guess Donatello got the short end of the stick :D

back when collegehumor actually censored swearing

I need a full animated series with a Splinter like this, the accent especially was something

I guess he got the short end of the stick... Ugh.. I suck...

I have this theory that the turtles' weapons were chosen to mirror their personalities. Michelangelo is the joker, the party dude, the class clown, so he gets a weapon that requires control and discipline to master. Raphael is a hothead who love a good brawl, so he gets the sai, which are generally used to defend/disarm rather than attack. Donatello is the brains of the group, he's the kind of guy who overthinks everything, likes his gadgets and gizmos, so he has a simple weapon to remind him that sometimes you need to keep things simple.

Then it's settled, NERD! Oh god I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.

Donatello sounds like kermit kind of

"We need to hangout more " "You smell like strawberries " WTF! XD

Donatello is basically the middle child😢😂

Why has Splinter got a stereotypical Italian accent?

Donatello is my favorite....

Anybody notice that the sewage landed on poor Donatello's bed? Poor guy.

"It's your turn to give me my sponge bath. "Again?! Why is it always my turn?!" LOL. Favorite part.

Funny how he rags on Donnie and gives Mikey all the credit of being cool when Mikey can't do shit half the time XD

Looks like Donatello got the short stick in life.

Lol!!! Poor Donnie, but that was freaking hilarious!

Poor Donatello, he is my favourite :(

i want to slap splinter so much poor donatello ;~; AND GIVE HIM SOME PIZZA DAMN IT!!

Donatello's stick is the most useful weapon with ninja turtles...the katanas were never used except for cutting pizzas Donatello is the smartest, funniest and the one who came up with all the gadgets

Two years later, Donatello would build a mother fucking Gundam and kill everyone.

2:17 Donatello's room

Donatello is freaking epic!!!

He asked him was he good at machines then calls him a nerd😂😂😂

Wish they went back to making stuff like this :/

I can relate to Donatello

Poor, poor Donatello...

Donatello deserves a smart hug.

No love for Donatello that sucks he's great

I love Donatello. Purple is the best color. Staffs kick ass. And he's great with tech. Awesomes

Michelangelo, you are-a one-a serious-a party duuuuuuuuuuude-a.

This is the funniest video I have ever seen. I'm serious. Even a little bit better than the best Robot Chicken show... Thank you, collegehumor guys.

A bo staff is actually a fantastic weapon in the hands of someone who knows how to use it.

"Bring it in yez" " You smell like strawberries" omfg

I was expecting this to be them getting Donatello laid. I would have preferred that premise, to be honest.

"Yeah, pizza! We don't get that often!"

Who remembers watching this as a kid and is watching it again for old times

Donatello is the brightest.

Donatello. *He does machines.*

"Makalangelo"😂😂😂 I died😂

can't believe this video is 14 years old

If it wasn't for Donetellos smarts i bet you 3 of those turtles wouldn't be there right now

I feel sorry for poor Donnie. I still died laughing though.

"You smell like strawberries " *SNIFF*

Donatello probably the one who built the hot tub Splinter is sitting in, yet Splinter still take the piss out of him..

Poor Donatello. He had to put shit on his face.

So, he's perfectly fine with putting a used diaper on his face but doesn't want to pick up a shit stick?

People underestimate how deep a sharp Splinter can cut 😢

0:46 Rocksteady was ASS-king for it.

Donatello is the best ninja turtle

rat dude: -sniffs- you smell likea strawberries

I always come back to this video every few months. I remember watching this when it came out. KZfaq was awesome back then

0:22 hug

Poor Donnie. D: *hugs Donatello* It was funny, though.

Michelangelo's air guitar = legendary

“You do machines” is what I tell coworkers when they work in IT or our equipment.

One of the best OG videos of all time

Splinter likes pizza?

at 1:21, when he says "Shit" and it gets "Bleeped", I hear a second, faint non-bleeped Shit when I am wearing my head phones...

"yua smell lika strawberries"💀💀

Donatello really got the shit end of the stick...

"You smell like strawberries" will always get me XD

*whispers "you smell-a like strawberries."

Poor Donatello

Donnie put a diaper on his face, but draws the line at grabbing a stick

I like how donatelleo is ok picking up the the diaper but is scared to pick up the stick.

That's what Donnie gets for spawning all that fucking inter-species fanfic rubbish about him and April =_=

this video makes me hate splinter but feel really sorry for donnie

I legit watch this video yearly. One of my faves👌

It's nice to see Splinter let loose.

you know what screw these people, like to mess with me but not leo,raph,or mikey.thats not fair

1:10 that had me wondering

today I felt like Donatello... wish me luck😂

First this then they kill him off in the comic Poor Donny

Donnie's my favorite and I still thought this was funny as hell. Great job.

S:You are one Serious Party dude! M:Cowabunga!

That wink......THAT WINK MADE ME DIE! Mikys air guitar is to much also