the godfather is back

Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is! This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on KZfaq! I play that song all the time around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna have to torture everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest of this entire text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona

Stop outrunning me, you’re so unfair

It's my first time here on your channel, it's very good, I really liked the videos, they're really cool.

Love ur vids man keep up the good work 👍🏻

Man I’m so happy they added the ability to jump in doors 0:37

Hardin You Make The Best Vids Keep Up Then Good Work I Like The Work You Do 1 Hour SpeedRun Is Good Keep It Up

Already looking at the video, 1 hour is a really short amount of time. Goody joby matey argy argy argy 🏴‍☠️

These footsteps when you run in rooms sound like a fast running steam train engine, rooms literally has the most satisfying background sounds, ngl.

kardin explaining why he doesn't have legs

this was the most enjoyable hour of my life thanks for this life changing speedrun thats legit no cheats

Your videos are the best that I’ve seen in a while you made my day❤🎉 edit: :)

im happy your giving blitz his biggest workout routine

"its not hacks, its super power"

Bro I would love to know which software you use this is insane. Plz tell me. I'm begging you😞.

Man that is some good gaming chair. Where did you buy it?

W speedrun Nice gaming chair btw

Guys, he didn't cheat at door 50. He was just too fast he broke the sound barrier, therefore the figure couldn't hear him. The same for the lock thing, he just casually scared the lock off due to his speed.

hey yoo what sup,i cant belive how exploit doors speedrun is insane like 1 hour is like beating the roms bro,at least u are a legend

Even though its my first time watching your vids i love this doors gameplay even though you had speed

Good gaming chair dude, your gaming chair makes you see the entitys and highlight the doors, always use that gaming chair

He isn’t afraid of dying, dying is afraid of him.

If I may ask, what exploit are you using and what executor?

Wow! You are so good at speed runs! Speedrun getting all badges in doors next!!!

This is what i've been waiting for. A real Backdoor + Hotel + Rooms speedrun.

Kardin Hong, I officially give you the award for best doors speed runner ever.

Hey Kardin, what were ur noncheats u used

Even though you had cheats enabled,it was fun that the monsters of Doors mode were trying to catch up with you 😂😂😂

this is actually very satisfying to watch.

Bro how do you exploit after the new byfron but still congrats bro the whole game in one hour that's crazy!

U are one of my favourite doors KZfaqr keep up the good work

thank you kardin for posting again

“It’s not hacks, he just has a good gaming chair”

This should be an actual speedrun category.

Omg cool viedeo New subscriber

You went hiding From blitz to not hiding? You truly evolved!

Your the greatest speedrunner ever. I think you have good crocs.

you always turn into a drunk driver in these speedruns and your legs become formula 1 cars

He doesn’t cheat he gets women (his typical Saturday night) 🙇🏼‍♀️👏🙇🏼‍♀️👏🙇🏼‍♀️👏

Bro made it through 1200 doors and lived, fastly, truly the ultimate legend

Kardin Hong is literally him. You're such a nice youtube. Btw what gaming chair do you use?

damn you are so masterful to do this legit with no hacks respect

I love how he still had the honesty to keep locked doors and not walk through them, definetly without cheats!

This video bout be fire I wish I was this good at doors

Bro can you tell me what gaming chair you use? Its too good👌

0:35 Blitz couldn't arrive💀

Its not cheats, it is godmode for speedrun! 2:51 noclip through gate 3:28 noclip through wall 4:23 noclip through bookshelf and eyes didn't hurt you 4:34 how do you see through wardrobe 4:44 double noclip through solid things 6:14 HOW door opened itself? 6:41 wardrobe 6:47 noclip through Fireplace 6:54 noclip through Wallis My youtube crashed here so i cant continue count noclips

time entered: type : time completed 0:01 The hunt rooms 2:01 2:24 Regular doors 7:02 7:37 rooms 55:21 55:42 back on track 58:26 58:26 Door 100 1:00:29

At first glance he seems like hes hacking but hes just really skilled at the game

I just wanted to say you can hide in the garden of the courtyard from rush 😅

Imagine you not having speed or xray though that would be a thinknoodles speedrun bro

what gaming chair do you use?

this is the most insane legit 100% speedrun i ever saw ever

he’s so skilled that he can see what’s coming

whats even more impresive is that a-90 didnt appear a single time

Wow cool speedrun!

No Bathroom Break No Dinner Time No Cheats Just Legit Speedrun Huge thanks to L Splash Guild him to anything for this speedrun

That was close

Welcome back

i once remember playing doors and i was at A-943 smthg there and my brother's friend PUSHED my mouse and i died bc of A-90

Peak speed run capacity

Bro you said no cheats, I might be stupid since I don't do speedruns but how do you set up that and also what is it?

I like the speedrun start with kardin says 3 2 1 go and running very fast lol

bro is like (running for the end) me is like (walking but when is rush I run) my brother (timer speedrun on computer and live)

Insane run

Kardin where did you get your gaming chair?

0:00 entering back door 2:10exiting back door 2:11 entering the hotel 7:38 entering rooms 55:20 exiting rooms 1:00:28 beating the hotel

finally somone who actully did the impossible with no deaths and under 2 hours and ALL LEGIT

kardins back with an another speedrun

This speedrun was so good, that I almost thought that he was cheating! Kardin Hong would never cheat! Am I right?

That one guy playing with him getting voided every 2 seconds 0:30

What kind of gaming chair do you have. I want it

god father of roblox speedrun

as a real doors expert, A-90 did spawn, when you said, "Thats the slowest A-60 ive seen" that was due to A-90 spawning, when ever A-90 spawns, all entities will slow down to give players a chance. A-90 simply didnt spawn due to lsplash.

New scanner looking 🔥🔥🔥

He forgot to put the tablet in the rift😭😭😭😭 R.I.P tablet Good gaming chair btw

guys its totally legit he didn't cheat!!!!!!!

It's not cheating, he just has crocs on sport mode 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I didn’t know doors added new modifiers. So overpowered!!

Bro really spent his entire life savings on his gaming chair 💀

YOOO KARDİN HONG❤❤

Sure no hacks or cheating (not trying to hate) and how does he walk through the fireplace maybe it is a super power

6:14 is gold 😂

3:29 “No hacks” Casually walks through the wall

He is himothy

Dude what executor are you using?😅

even tho this isnt "hacks" its still pretty fast like how can he keep track of everything

What gaming chair do you use

Bro finally answered my question that I been thinking for a while

I really like this guy He breaks the game a lot!

NAH BRO THAT SPEEDRUN IS FIRE 🔥

This was a history class well spent.

BRO OMG U R DA FASTEST THING ALIVE! (Sonic the Hedgehog Reference)

No span A-90

What’s your executor 🤔

Mah boi got da speedrun gaming chair 🔥

i must say this is pure skill. no cheats.

He just has a good gaming chair guys

huge respect to bro wasting some seconds just to tip some coins to Jeff

Bro didn't hack, bro actually had the MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE modifier!