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ALPHA WOODS' VLOG ➡ • Home Video
DO YOU WISH YOU WERE AN ALPHA MALE? ARE YOU NOT REALLY SURE WHAT AN ALPHA MALE REALLY IS? WELL IN EITHER CASE, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE BECAUSE YOU HAVE JUST STUMBLED INTO A LIONS DEN FULL OF 3 REAL ALPHA MALES (OH THAT'S RIGHT) AND YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO EITHER RUN OR LEARN TO PLAY BIG ALPHA CAT WITH THE REST OF US. LUCKILY, WE HAVE FOUND 10 PRODUCTS THAT WILL HELP YOU KEEP UP WITH THE BIGGEST ALPHA MALES, AND BETTER YET HELP YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS LAST PARAGRAPH WAS EVEN ABOUT. ALSO FIRST LESSON, ALL ALPHAS ONLY USE CAPS. SPEAK WITH YOUR CHEST LIL BOY.
00:00​​​​​​​​​​​​​ - Intro
02:30 - ALPHA BEER BRIEFCASE (CHUG CHUG CHUG)
05:48 - ALPHA SHIRTS TO SHOW OFF OUR MUSCLES
07:08 - WE FOUND THE MOST ALPHA WATCH YOU CAN BUY
10:00 - THIS CAN MAKE ANYONE TALK LIKE AN ALPHA
13:14 - EVEN ALPHA'S NEED SNACKS (LIKE THIS ONE)
15:09 - THE ONLY WEAPON AN ALPHA NEEDS BESIDES HIS HANDS
16:51 - AN ALPHA GUN CANE?
18:46 - JASON MAMOA THROWS AXES? SO DO WE. ALPHA MALES.
20:05 - NOTHING SAYS ALPHA LIKE NEEDING MEDICATION TO FOCUS AMIRITE.
22:26 - ALPHA'S BUY CIGARS. THATS IT. THATS THE PRODUCT BABY
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