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Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Lion challenge Alice, Mad Hatter, Tweedledum, and Tweedledee where Oz intersects with Wonderland in our biggest rap battle ever! With an all-star cast including Emily Kinney, Ryan McCartan, and Joey Richter!
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** CREDITS **
Writer, Producer, Director, Dorothy: Whitney Avalon whitneyavalon.com
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Writer, Producer, Director, Editor: Steve Gossett stevegossett.com
Alice: Emily Kinney / emmykinney
Mad Hatter: Ryan McCartan / mccarya
Tweedledum: Reggie De Leon www.imdb.com/name/nm1763390/
Tweedledee: Jason Rogel / j2therizzo
Scarecrow: Joey Richter / joeyrichter
Tin Man: Burl Moseley / burlmoseley
Cowardly Lion: Mark Teich / markteich111
Associate Producer: Jim Sabo
Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton
Prod. Coordinator: Elizabeth Osterwisch
Composer: Dirty Hollywood
1st Asst. Director: T.C. De Witt
Make-Up & Hair Dept. Head: Rebecca Lee Castro
Make-Up & Hair: Deidra Portillo
Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis
Costume Designer: Isabel Mandujano
Set Costumer: Elena Flores
Prod. Designer: Justin Mulcahy
Art Director: Jonathan Theriault
Set Dresser: Eleanor Goodall
Art Dept.: Matthew Miller, Mervyn Michael James, Adam Billitzer
Asst. Editor: Kate West
Asst. to Ms. Avalon: Caroline Sharp
Staff Writer: Michael Sullivan
1st AV: Adam Lippert
2nd AC, DIT: Lisa Copland
G&E Swing: Billy Brenner
Key Grip: Ariq Hannan
Gaffer: Nick Street, Chaz Moore
Craft Service: Candace Ostler
Stills, BTS, Second Unit Camera: Merlin Showalter
Playback: Michael J. Epstein
Make-Up PA: Spankie Valentine
PAs: Eitan Schramm, Rocket, Vince Cirino, Rod Kim, Courtney Wright, Lindsey Bowman, Tyler Scheid, Luke Seinkowski, Jim Burzelic
Add'l Still Photography: Arnon Z. Shorr
Recording Engineer, Mix, Master: Will Hampton
Sound Designer: Shannon Deane
VFX Supervisor: John Huffnagle
** LYRICS **
ALICE:
When you look into the mirror,
I’m sure you’re distressed
Your book borrowed my look
You’re even wearing my dress
I been rocking this game
Since before you were born
This corny copy’s lost because
she ain’t in Kansas anymore
I'm surprised your garbage squad
Hasn't fallen apart
Yellow bellied, empty-headed
That one’s got no heart
Double killers, caterpillars,
and a mad man in my crew
Put you on blast, I gotta ask
Who are you?
DOROTHY:
Well, I’m Dorothy Gale
And you’re on my street
Not a good witch, I’m a bad bitch
Ruby kicks on my feet
Quirky stupid chicks
And nobody can stand ‘em
You’re that annoying girl shouting
LOL I’m so random
I got sense and sensibility
Like my girl Jane Austen
Wreckin’ your tea party
Like they did back in Boston
Word to your moms
I’m dropping L. Frank Bombs
Got more bars than Wonka
More composed than Brahms
Better say your prayers,
TEAM OZ: “We’re your worst nightmares”
Keep dreaming, you’ll be screaming
Lions, tigers, and bears (Oh my!)
I’ve come to free the land
From an olive hand
A beginning middle end that
Even kids can understand
In your sadness you wallow
Talkin’ rabbits you follow
Put a bottle near your mouth
You’re not thinkin’, you swallow
I didn’t make the mold
But I’m the one who broke it
I’m the better heroine
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it
ALICE:
No place like home?
You’re from a podunk prairie
Ease on down the road
Cause shiz is gonna get scary
What’s your battle plan?
I don’t think you understand
A coward, dolt and bag of bolts
Can’t step to Wonderland
Don't make me light up your friend,
Cause he’s met his match
A stitched together strawman
that stinks like bandersnatch
You’re washed up and washed out,
you’re fading, and thus
Click your heels together baby
and bugger off to Kansas
SCARECROW:
Who needs brains when you have
this much swagger
I don’t even gotta think
and I got moves like Jagger
I’m outstanding in my field
While you have mental lapses
Teaching crows how to murder
With my lack of synapses
Noggin stuffed with knowledge
Stitching rhymes so raw
Throwing shade at Oz?
Hay, that’s the last straw
Let’s have a heart to heart
you tart stealing tart
Alice, you’re so stupid
you make me look smart.
…and we’re out of space because there are so many lyrics!
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