Progeria jokes get old fast.

This kid IS lucky. He gets the early bird special and eats for free.

"Why does he love the Xbox? Because it beats the next box." Boom.

"...and the coolest dog in the world-" "-that will outlive you..."

"Progeria; Straight from Pampers to Depends." baahahwhahaa aha

"How long have you been playing XBOX?" "Half a lifetime"

Uncle Paul would not know how to feel if he saw a progeria kid in person

"a wrong chromosome and a wrong chromosome, make a wrong child" lol

25:20: One of my favorite jokes as told by Ant. "Because it beats the next box." Too funny!

I see Joe Biden seems to be doing well.

“Alright, who wants to guess what the progeria kid hates?” “Sunlight?” “God?” 😂😂😂😂😂

🎵🤗 A non-stop joyride 🤗🎵 _(SILENCE)_ ...that could end at any time! Rob Schneider has... _Progeria!_

Holy shit Anthony's Xbox line was fucking epic! xDD

When I first learnt of Progeria I was disappointed it wasn't more like the movie Jack.

He likes the Xbox because it beats the next box. Fucking savage

God, forgive me for crying laughing at this horrific comedy.

I'm on a helium diet.

Jeff's picture joke was so savage.

They always reminded me of Marlon Brando's mini me in Island of Dr. Moreau

Looks like joe biden

"Reading the sign thru your transparent skull". Holy Shit

Progeria? More like Naygeria! Fuckin Chip.

God that Progeria voice

John in Arkansas is so fucking dark. I love him.

I love how parents think the ideal way for a progeria child to spend their 9 years of life is learning about the Pythagorean Theorem. “Thanks mom I’ll be able to use this to count down how many days I have left”

25:20 audio/jokes like this is what made me start listening to this show in the first place.

These guys are my new messiahs.

This aged like a progeria kid

Gets social security and an allowance.

If I had progeria, I would do whatever I wanted. "What mom, you're gonna ground me for not going to school? Why should I? I just need to know how to read, I'm gonna be dead in like a year."

5:40 xD

Those kids definitely did not live to see this posted on YT...

"she was reading the sign through his transparent skull"

"I'd be a grumpy ole' preschooler..." haha Opie was actually funny on this one

BOY EXPRESS!!!!

omg these two are awful but so god damn funny

"Scott from Jersey" gets the car crash lol.....was this before or after the creationism call?

Thumbnail of Biden after the fake inauguration 😂😂😂

Can we point out something important here if genetics can make you rapidly age then they should be able to dabble with the genetics and make you age very slowly

What's the song at 13:08?

Is that Stanley from The Office in the background?

Ezekiel, Jeremiah, Morticai

8:35

15:10 Yikes.

What would you have him do?

12:25 Why don't you eat your words, you putz.

"She was reading the sign through your transparent skull" Hahahaha

I know that a lot of material in school is bland and unexciting, but maybe he really wants to go to school, see his friends, and learn some shit. I don't think you realize how much of a social impact school has on kids. Have you ever spoken to a home schooled, sheltered child?

Hi

So no interacting with other kids his age and developing social skills?

Damn, I forgot how often my instant feedbacks got read. We had a great crew back then, didn't we, WB'ers.

The comment below is the best ever

He died in 2007

God this is brutal 😂😭

when hes grounded its 30yrs to life.

Don't you think that going to school helps kids to learn how to play with others as well as meet those others that he/she would be playing with?

Progeria's not a disease, it's a cure - for misogyny. Lucky li'l fella!

What if Jesus was actually a Terminally Ill Developmentally Disabled person, and the Bible was actually just a Make A Wish project? They got a bunch of people together to right a book that made him out to be a big hero, and the book was the sequel to his Favorite book growing up "The Old Testament".

I remember how funny this was. At almost 50 now it’s just mean.

This is despicable

Its really disappointing that this video exists, GOD forbid this should ever befall your children, that would be terrible but it would be justice. Shame on you people.

Progeria kid looks like Joe Biden.