Doug's chat crosses the line for 6 minutes

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9 ай бұрын

Don't let chat talk as elden ring characters
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@dannybaxter7556 9 ай бұрын

Twitch chat gives the vibe of a kid that has just learned new words, and puts said new words in an incoherent sentence

@placeholderdoe 9 ай бұрын

They don’t seem malicious just completely clueless and not knowing what restraint is

@BigDaddyWes 9 ай бұрын

@@placeholderdoeThat's the bit.

@subzero8520 9 ай бұрын

You mean sentence enhancers?

@Mr_Mystic 9 ай бұрын

yeahhh hopefully they fix it in the next update (English V2.1)

@apophenic_ 9 ай бұрын

Kids. They are called kids. Children. Immature adults. Twitch chat is children.

@giantWario 9 ай бұрын

I love how Doug was like ''hold the line'' the entire video but the question about grafted c*cks made him go: ''hold on, that's actually a good point''.

@jordank6961 9 ай бұрын

Priorities

@Smileyrat 9 ай бұрын

This is why twitch chat is crazy. As much as Doug says not to be silly, he also encourages it. And that only makes it funnier.

@Zarroxius 9 ай бұрын

It’s a really good question though

@josephbartholomew 9 ай бұрын

It really is a good question though

@Vidiri 9 ай бұрын

@@Smileyrat Doug every stream: "No. Just no, chat." (15 seconds later) "Ok, but that would be funny, wouldn't it? Let's do it."

@thisisnuckingfuts51 9 ай бұрын

5:30 Okay, Doug refuses to go into woman orifices. Adding that to the lore

@khajiitimanus7432 9 ай бұрын

lmfao

@dissect123 9 ай бұрын

Doug hates woman orifices?!😮

@Mafootion 8 ай бұрын

It was pride month

@anunknownentity5070 5 ай бұрын

You can’t be straight in pride month

@AlinaAniretake 3 ай бұрын

@@Mafootion does that mean, that he is not allowed to be Bi?

@FriendlyKat 9 ай бұрын

Doug: "Let's keep it chill." Narrator: The chat did not keep it chill and in fact made things even worse.

@depalodor 9 ай бұрын

"Stanley was SO fed up with twitch chat, that he decided to end the stream all together."

@SethbotStar 5 күн бұрын

@@depalodor Read that in the tone of "Stanley was so bad at following directions, it's incredible he wasn't fired years ago."

@xXxLovelyBloodxXx 9 ай бұрын

How is chat even more horny as when they where roleplaying as Melina 😂

@OneFinalAutumn 9 ай бұрын

Men like when women are horny. In Melina's body how could they not try to be as depraved as possible?

@JohnWick-rh1zz 9 ай бұрын

they couldnt do it with melina because it would sound too creepy

@badflamer 9 ай бұрын

because there is nothing in the world more unrepentantly openly gay than straight boy humour. and gamers (tm) tend to identify as straight males without a particular predilection towards perceived societal norms of maturity.

@coffeeBebop 9 ай бұрын

@@badflamer straight guys hella gay

@AquaMouse100 9 ай бұрын

Well, there’s nothing funny about “what if this attractive, normal woman, had sex?” But theres an awful lot funny about “what if this vile fucked up monstrosity” had sex.

@eeriewaffle3938 9 ай бұрын

The Ezekiel reading broke me, I laughed so hard my roommate threw his pillow at me.

@BuraindoYurei 9 ай бұрын

It's even more hilarious that it's fucking verbatim lol

@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 9 ай бұрын

That Ezekiel quote is exactly why I laugh when people equate Christianity and wholesomeness. The bible is soooooooo inappropriate for kids!

@DanParre 9 ай бұрын

@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826I remember when I was 9 in CCD and I found “The Circumcision of Baby Jesus” and proceeded to look it up and get scarred for life

@EvilCharles111 8 ай бұрын

That was me!

@professorp1 4 ай бұрын

@@EvilCharles111 Legend

@Iluvpie6 9 ай бұрын

“Not that funny for an hour and a half,” Dougie, I was DYING up until the last minute with this stream. I was dying more than you in this challenge where you try not to die.

@placeholderdoe 9 ай бұрын

You were dying almost as much as Doug during mariomaker

@shlom5699 9 ай бұрын

you were dying almost as much as doug dies in 2D platformers which is infinite

@placeholderdoe 9 ай бұрын

@@shlom5699 seems we made the same joke lol

@DeadSpacedOut 9 ай бұрын

@@placeholderdoeWell now that you guys made the same joke, it seems there's nothing you 2 can do but kiss behind the Carl's Jr and see where it goes...

@Jenniferrr2014 9 ай бұрын

@@DeadSpacedOut can we get a THAT in chat?

@EarlOfDouglass 9 ай бұрын

When it comes to Godrick's many grafted behinds, I would not say he simply "claps his checks" when he moves. Mans a walking standing ovation with all that grafted cake

@techno1561 9 ай бұрын

Depends on the nature of what he grafts, no? Not all of them would be equal, and partake of the clapping.

@EarlOfDouglass 9 ай бұрын

@@techno1561 Godrick is a king by divine right and a demigod born of the golden lineage, of course he would only go for the rears that could rival the gods

@DasDieDerErik 9 ай бұрын

@@techno1561non-clappable cheeks are not worthy

@EarlOfDouglass 9 ай бұрын

@@DasDieDerErik A man calling upon his forefathers to bear witness to his greatness would be shamming himself with subpar checks for real

@rhaegnarok 9 ай бұрын

"grafted cake" is now a cursed addition to my vocabulary thank you

@daskanguru3515 9 ай бұрын

Gaydrick the Grafted and the Denny's incident shall forever live on, remembered fondly by all of Twitch chat!

@brycerodriguez244 9 ай бұрын

*gaydrick the shafted

@zexstrow376 9 ай бұрын

When did that happen

@justinpflieger3380 9 ай бұрын

@@brycerodriguez244Gaydick the shafted

@lilium9361 9 ай бұрын

@@brycerodriguez244 *gaydick the shafted

@tburrrg2502 9 ай бұрын

Gatling Gaydrick the Grafted

@literally1751 9 ай бұрын

I wanted him to turn this into a full video, but this is significantly better. Also, after remembering this stream, I realize that it is probably better to hold the line and not make this a full video.

@magicball3201 9 ай бұрын

Doug has said that he knows putting a specific joke into a video turns it into a long term joke that he gets to deal with. Sometimes it's a few weeks, other times he regrets the bunny suit video for a year

@nezzled 8 ай бұрын

@@magicball3201what video?

@randomninja7632 7 ай бұрын

Is the full stream worth watching?

@literally1751 7 ай бұрын

@@randomninja7632 I'd recommend it. If you watch it at 2x speed it's only like an hour or two.

@danielhaycroft1597 7 ай бұрын

@@randomninja7632 yes

@HORSEPRISON 9 ай бұрын

3:01 the way the line "which one do i shit out of" was delivered sent me into absolute hystetics

@mechanicalhoundz 9 ай бұрын

*"Which one do I shhhit out of?* ᴬˡˡ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉᵐˀ"

@vaultguy8011 8 ай бұрын

Play Duke nukem Theme

@fukkthisnewupdate8882 6 ай бұрын

It sounds like he just considered that possibility as he was asking

@husky0098 9 ай бұрын

Hey Doug, you know how in the Doug vs Ludwig video you told Ludwig's chat during chess how a joke is funny the first time, then gradually gets less funny, BUT after like 5 or 6 times it becomes WAY funnier again? I think that's what might be going on here.

@Smileyrat 9 ай бұрын

How do you think he knew? Personal experience.😂

@briankale5977 9 ай бұрын

The tantalizing thrill of walking all the way up to the line, gently caressing it like Doug's bald head, but not crossing it.

@DeadSpacedOut 9 ай бұрын

Doug should be sponsored by Denny's

@cardboardking577 5 күн бұрын

Edging the line

@shyguygaming5397 8 ай бұрын

4:03 as a Catholic person, I am so happy that someone finally brought us back from the line and shared some wholesome verses from the Bible with these perverse heathens.

@Wrathom 3 ай бұрын

That was what broke me in this Video. Not super religious, but damn was it funny.

@jebnordost7487 9 ай бұрын

"It would give a whole new meaning to the word horny" is such a genius joke

@Sanbi35 9 ай бұрын

I thought they were going to say “dickhead.”

@thescarfguy 4 ай бұрын

Why not both?

@unlikelygamer 8 ай бұрын

1:33 "One of my arms is a fish. I'm gonna kiss your dad with my weird fish arm!" I want that on a t-shirt

@assistantmagus5213 9 ай бұрын

The Godrick TTS at 1:30 and Doug trying not to acknowledge his insane moan screaming at the end by talking over it is the funniest shit I've seen all week

@ChiseledDiamond 9 ай бұрын

Ive watched this over and over and it gets funnier every time

@TheMarshmallowMushroom 4 ай бұрын

(1:41)

@notZabami 9 ай бұрын

Doug is such a Sedulous minx

@bestintheband5114 9 ай бұрын

Really makes you want to run your forty hands through his extremely full head of hair

@CapnJigglypuff 9 ай бұрын

I’d like to thank my fellow asexuals for holding the line in my absence. You both did great.

@Fem_Witch 9 ай бұрын

I salute y'all's valiant efforts o7

@CheesyLizzy 9 ай бұрын

@henrymusic350 9 ай бұрын

Your welcome

@SkyCube. 9 ай бұрын

Ace pride hell yeah

@FriendFatale 9 ай бұрын

*in my abstinence

@missmara4980 9 ай бұрын

Doug, the entire stream: "Hold the line!" Also Doug, after Godrick plunges his fist into the dragon: "That's what he did to me behind the Denny's."

@SuspiciousTemmie 9 ай бұрын

This is precisely why I love DougDoug so much, the jokes always start out absolutely hilarious but then becoming a running gag and somehow just continue to get better and better over time

@MagiSwag 9 ай бұрын

It's because Doug's chat is actually really creative and funny with the jokes. At least half of them are.

@SuspiciousTemmie 9 ай бұрын

@@MagiSwag Yup, that's why they're the main character

@m4rcyonstation93 9 ай бұрын

holy shit its suspicious temmie

@Wolfygirl97 2 ай бұрын

@@MagiSwag I usually despise Twitch chat but his chat is so funny. I love how he integrates them into his streams.

@shosplecolupis7461 9 ай бұрын

the way godrick said that last thing about carls jr had me dying laughing

@Uncle480 9 ай бұрын

He said it so formally too. Like it was just a matter of fact, not even a suggestion

@StuffandThings_ 9 ай бұрын

Chat is like a wild animal, and sometimes DougDoug loses control of it

@Smileyrat 9 ай бұрын

I don't think he ever really is in full control. It's like a hyper great dane with a kid holding the leash. Hold on thight and try to stear.

@StuffandThings_ 9 ай бұрын

@@Smileyrat Well, same with wild animals. Some people keep "tame" ones as pets (I don't advocate for this ofc), but they're never truly in full control. There's just the illusion of a controlled, tame animal.

@nekosalad8308 3 ай бұрын

twitch chat is a wild animal definitely a feline based on that screech 1:41

@lavender3609 9 ай бұрын

1:54 I always love how the chat adds so much to the humor in the highlights even when not in the spotlight. We are severely missing context for why people are fucking off and/or fucking Elmo in the background

@xaldynnemo47 9 ай бұрын

4:03 is art.

@nobah8131 9 ай бұрын

5:54 The synopsis.

@kestrelynn 9 ай бұрын

And when the next stream doug was very serious about no more sex jokes, chat just made unfunny noises constantly. There was no winning

@KarpetBurn 9 ай бұрын

I guess chat can't be funny without the shock value of the oversexualized jokes.

@clockworkcat8576 9 ай бұрын

No no tts voices breaking is so funny just not for hours on end

@IdiotamSpielen 4 ай бұрын

@@KarpetBurnhave you watched any of doug's videos?

@lovelyvoid4168 9 ай бұрын

I don't think Doug knows where the line is, either. I think he just pretends to know. After all, Chat is the main character and they surely know best.

@silvercandra4275 9 ай бұрын

I like that the forehead kisses and cuddles were Morgott talking. Whoever did that, thank you. That man needs them.

@Franic19 9 ай бұрын

1:41 Even though I watched this stream live and this scene happened, I laughed my ass off at how intense Godrick screamed right there. Watching the clip of it again, still has the same effect. It's so good XD

@ChiseledDiamond 9 ай бұрын

The moan turned scream is so good

@floricel_112 9 ай бұрын

1:50 silly Doug. You should know by now that, in order to stop twitch chat from continuing a joke, you should give them something else to latch on to

@Creeperfun12 3 ай бұрын

Kinda like when pcrow shows us his *penny*

@rockytop1502 9 ай бұрын

I was eating and the bit at 2:34 made me almost die from choking on my food and laughing

@monroerobbins7551 4 ай бұрын

I wasn’t even eating and I choked.

@Aash1r 4 ай бұрын

@@monroerobbins7551 Choked on those fabric stretching sex mounds

@Sebastian-xi6vg 9 ай бұрын

For context this was going on the entire stream

@johnmcmahon4461 9 ай бұрын

Despite the video title, the vast majority of this was Twitch chat thoroughly holding the line. They only crossed it with like 3 or 4 TTS messages.

@Dionysian.Cryptid 9 ай бұрын

This cut out quite a bit of the vast crossings of the line. Nearly everything related to the Denny's was cut. Even Doug went over the line regarding the Denny's incedent.

@portalslingerplays7523 9 ай бұрын

I can say with confidence that this is the most mature Doug Doug stream

@sebastiancheong 9 ай бұрын

3:50 it wont just be clapping, it will be a whole applause

@ChiseledDiamond 9 ай бұрын

the delivery of "and you can call me daddy" was just so perfect

@yuvgotmel 9 ай бұрын

Threatening to kiss your dad with his weird fish arm is one of the most absurd and underrated parts of this clip

@soloshottie 9 ай бұрын

idk how the characters are chosen, but I like how the first maiden you meet (dont know her name) is always asking genuine questions and making intelligent discussion while multiple arm hunk man is just unhinged intrusive thoughts. they somehow all have their own personalities

@donnaabbott2079 9 ай бұрын

i'm imagining dougs sitting there playing elden ring on a sofa, with Margit, Melina, and multiple personality disorder Godrick, and also malenia walks in at one point, all sitting there saying the dumbest stuff they can think of to throw him off balance.

@deen7530 8 ай бұрын

I'm imagining Doug checking his voicemail one day

@UnableToucan 9 ай бұрын

5:40 what an offer

@TheAutisticFrog 9 ай бұрын

ah, yes. such an offer

@S.K.u.S.H 6 ай бұрын

Such a tempting offer

@Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae 8 ай бұрын

The fact that the questions are asked with different characters occasionally makes this funnier, makes it feel like doug is having a conversation with the actual characters and twitch chat

@humanperson2375 9 ай бұрын

The thing that this compilation misses is dougdoug playing the game and then randomly a very weird sexual message comes from godrick that sends you into hysteric laughter

@warbacca1017 9 ай бұрын

I love how there are points where it sounds like an actual conversation between the characters.

@Gurt_The_Hurt 8 ай бұрын

Its so funny to me that chat chose Margit be the asexual holding the line. It absolutely fits his character with duty and the golden order above all else.

@Frostycrypton 9 ай бұрын

Man, chat really crossed the line with this one! Do it again.

@alphahunter4791 9 ай бұрын

4:24 killed me

@justcausebruh 9 ай бұрын

0:47 GOT DAYUM

@haywirellamma370 8 ай бұрын

MMMMMMM GOT DAYUM DOUG

@formerlyknownasmousecopp4367 9 ай бұрын

When your chat watches you so much that they become even funnier than you

@tazzyhyena6369 9 ай бұрын

1:40 is exactly what I expect Doug's dad being kissed with Goderick's weird fish arm to sound like

@riolkin 9 ай бұрын

"I'M GOING TO BRING THE STREAM BACK TO IT'S CHRISTIAN FRIENDLY ORIGINS" nice "HERE IS A READING FROM EZEKIEL" *oh no*

@matthewmac5787 9 ай бұрын

Is Ezekiel known for odd verses or is it just that one that's famously quoted?

@riolkin 9 ай бұрын

@@matthewmac5787 Ezekiel is in that part of the Old Testament where God is the most hardcore. Another scripture from Ezekiel: As I listened, he said to the others, “Follow him through the city and kill, without showing pity or compassion. Slaughter the old men, the young men and women, the mothers and children, but do not touch anyone who has the mark. Begin at my sanctuary.” So they began with the old men who were in front of the temple. Then he said to them, “Defile the temple and fill the courts with the slain. Go!” So they went out and began killing throughout the city. While they were killing and I was left alone, I fell facedown, crying out, “Alas, Sovereign Lord! Are you going to destroy the entire remnant of Israel in this outpouring of your wrath on Jerusalem?” Kill the men, women, and children? We know which version of God that Anakin Skywalker worships.

@aidanbblp4308 9 ай бұрын

3:30 I was expecting her to say "whole new meaning to the word 'd*ckhead"

@3_LollipopOfTheMoldiKind 9 ай бұрын

1:45 The timing of that scream of terror and the battle sound effects is so perfect! It sounds like the guy just crashed his car and it blew up

@GZilla311 9 ай бұрын

2:05 No, no. He has a point.

@killtheheretics2915 9 ай бұрын

5:54 this had me dying 😂

@CaseyEm 9 ай бұрын

If godrick had both women and men parts and he puts them together, do they get pregnant?

@QuokkaWaka 9 ай бұрын

Well I don't see why not. Plants can do something similar, but typically you'd like to avoid it because it's bad for genetic variety

@Ceber300 9 ай бұрын

I don’t think so, we need to remember that grafting is only applying external appendages and not internal, so there likely wouldn’t be any wombs or ovum

@husky0098 9 ай бұрын

More importantly, would it be considered incest or masturbation?

@Fem_Witch 9 ай бұрын

@@husky0098I'd say selfcest, which I'd imagine is the next level of incest.

@CaseyEm 9 ай бұрын

@@Ceber300 so would it even be possible to graft women parts? They are basically entirely internal. I feel like, with that understanding of godricks powers, the best that could be done would look like that coat Ed Gein made.

@Aphyphy 9 ай бұрын

Godrick randomly screaming in the middle of “moaning” made me laugh so hard I nearly puked.

@someguysomewere4246 9 ай бұрын

Twitch chat has no line

@void-creature 9 ай бұрын

I honestly respect chats restraint in only having godrick and margit say the REALLY sus shit, and having M&M be almost reasonable.

@spacedwarfguy 7 ай бұрын

Meanwhile in the back, chat is saying “fuck you elmo”

@seansullivan6176 9 ай бұрын

4:01 the bible reading bring the hood wholesome christian nature back to the stream

@biscuitygudness 9 ай бұрын

i was absolutely dying this whole stream its so good

@onlysmiles4949 9 ай бұрын

"We are at the line, don't go over the line" *4 and a half minutes left in the video*

@jeremyfisher8512 3 ай бұрын

"IM GONNA KISS YOUR DAD WITH MY WEIRD FISH ARM 😩AAUUUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"

@climatectrl3350 8 ай бұрын

"We're not going into women orifices." Is now my favorite out of context DougDoug quote.

@pyrrhusofepirus8491 8 ай бұрын

New word learned today - *Sedulous:* Adjective (Of a person or action) showing dedication and diligence.

@greenarrow52 9 ай бұрын

Idk why but kissing your dad with a fish head was the funniest part

@MimiUsagichan 8 ай бұрын

Im fucking sobbing from how funny this shit is

@floricel_112 9 ай бұрын

3:40 pretty sure that's the origin for that one Men in black 2 alien

@stalesock4 9 ай бұрын

If I’m ever having a bad day, I usually play the Ezekiel shorts that you posted earlier. The day I can’t laugh from that, is the day my sense of humor dies.

@EvilCharles111 8 ай бұрын

That was me! And I cant even stop watching it \

@ShinyPM 8 ай бұрын

Doug: HOLD THE LINE!!! Chat: THE LINE!!! Also Chat: cross the line

@SWISS-1337 8 ай бұрын

This stream was so funny. Seeing Doug going from slightly annoyed with how far over the line something starts, to him trying to hold back the tears of laughter by the end. Great streams. Dougdoug and his chatters are 1 of a kind.

@TheLocomono9 9 ай бұрын

Chat gets doug to cross the line then gaslights him to draw a new one further back

@GentIemanThief 4 ай бұрын

The title of this video implies that twitch chat has ever, at any moment, been on the appropriate side of the line.

@codylindquist1458 9 ай бұрын

Imagine if people could incorporate sound bites into those messages like car crashes

@psychopiglet4088 9 ай бұрын

Why was he having a breakdown? 0:15

@hello.hello_ 9 ай бұрын

Fly high doug you will be miss 🕊️👑

@MrRedpanda2442 9 ай бұрын

Fr That news was devastating :(

@SirNightmareFuel 9 ай бұрын

@@MrRedpanda2442What

@sniping_pony3744 9 ай бұрын

@@MrRedpanda2442I cried the whole day

@enchilada7765 9 ай бұрын

@@SirNightmareFueldude how would you not know

@liamblylod5954 9 ай бұрын

He will be missed dearly😔

@JelloRaccoon 4 ай бұрын

why is this my introduction to his content. I have no clue who he is, but I love him and his chat with all my heart

@ToastyFruitcake 4 ай бұрын

I've not audibly laughed at something on the internet this hard in years my god

@Ticklestein 4 ай бұрын

00:37 - Not a pervert, just someone who’s never done climbing. By coincidence went bouldering for the first time yesterday, sore in places I never imagined being possible. Never had pain grabbing my seatbelt over the shoulder before until today. 😅

@Meca-Mat 4 ай бұрын

I love how it's always the same character that asks good questions.

@taco_bender 5 ай бұрын

Someone’s NEEDS to animate Doug’s character in the high table discussing with these characters

@user-ft8hd9cq4k 4 ай бұрын

What line was there

@camtankerous 2 ай бұрын

This is one of my all time favorite videos. I love sending it to people bc even with zero context its hilarious

@brogangh 3 ай бұрын

yes, the line was repeatedly yeeted to oblivion, but that was one of the funniest streams ive ever seen

@Atomosphere 9 ай бұрын

Legendary stream... to be fair almost all streams are legendary.

@sans5955 9 ай бұрын

2:45 this is a Telepurte video, lmao

@remipicard162 2 ай бұрын

His streams are probably the most genuinely entertaining I’ve ever watched. Never a dull moment.

@decoy1359 9 ай бұрын

I think the most underrated part of this whole compilation is the sheer hilarity of the word "penitzes"

@ShinjiSixteen 9 ай бұрын

1:44 God that screech cracks me up every time

@itsashane1552 9 ай бұрын

The Bible verse bit had me in stitches

@elliotle7593 7 ай бұрын

I love how I can still see "frick elmo" in chat.

@bloxrocks5179 9 ай бұрын

Dougdoug: chat please stop Twitch chat: we're gonna be even worse Every Dougdoug stream in a nutshell

@it_buddy 9 ай бұрын

That's why chat's the main character!

@its_malarkey 9 ай бұрын

Doug: “Maybe Twitch chat could simply… NOT take the joke too far?” Chat in the background: “FUCK ELMO” After watching this clip I WILL be watching the VOD

@kestrelynn 9 ай бұрын

The difference is on the stream this was closer to 6 hours than 6 minutes