ZNormT6 every other year my dad gets a new Land Cruiser but this year, he was thinking about the X7 just because we always complain about the temperature in the car 😂😂

Hahahhha nice one

Lmao

i thought the same thing lolol

Ike N I’m not to sure haha we started the tradition of getting land cruisers around 2009

Haha German design

@King Gabe Gomes. And this SUV is worth every penny, but wouldn’t buy it even if I could because my four kids will ruin it in six months 😁.

COO415 in 6 seconds* 😭😭

When a car's 3rd row has more climate controls than your entire car... My car is milady warm or hot...

My 2001 accord doesn't even have climate control

Sohayim lmaoooo

Underrated comment 😂😂😂

THISSSS

So very true...lol.

So true😂😂😂

HereFishyFishy imagine having to escape and drive away with a lot of ppl and haven’t to wait for those sets to drop down 😂

RpM_Evan is yours a 6 or 7 passenger?

25K subs with no videos challenge They’re talking about the models with the 2nd row bench seat

Yeah, it looks a little slow!

@RpM_Evan Same here

😂😂

LMAO :'D

Hahaha..Jaaa

Trying to copy Cadillac’s grill.

Boom! Lol

😂🤣

Hahahah underrated

I do that

😂 😂

I laughed so hard

All of them?

If you look up BMW history of their wheels you will find out this is a wheel they have used for probably 30 plus years. it's the wheel they used in the Alpina Line of cars.

Stolen joke get a. Life

BMW: how many buttons do you want to move your seats around your car? Customer: YES

I think the 'wheels', i.e., rims are beautiful and definitely one highlight of this car. also their "spoke count" divides nicely by five, i.e., number of lug nuts, which unfortunately is not true for every "wheel" out there.

The only thing that allows me to sleep in a car at night, is the feeling of safety, you know, solid chassis, beefy A and B pillars, curtain airbags, and maybe a crash test that ensures that the thing won’t just squeeze, and then......I will wake up every 5 minutes to make sure I’m not dead.

LOL

haha :D

Lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This car has 7 seats so it's for folks who have trouble pulling out.

@@chrisreynolds6391 6 seats* in this particular car with 2 captain seats between.

I never pull out

@@faizanabbasi7286damn you can only let one slip 4 times.

... with the quirks and features highlighted.

Best comment

Shit I’ll gladly take that present

Lol cool he's a nice dad then

Then gives his kid a Doug score

Cause Doug was spending a lot of time talking about them without pointing out how much they absolutely destroy the idea of a family SUV. We drove one for a week. We are X5 owners. We were going to get an X7. After driving the X7 for a week with 2 kids and a 3rd one on the way, we tired very quickly of that 3rd row access. It is utter trash, and Doug really should have highlighted that fact more than he did. Instead, he thought it was neat! He should have asked 4 kids to get into the back and illustrate for his audience how much of a pain the ass this vehicle is for loading up kids at school, soccer practice, etc. The X5 has been incredibly popular in our area. The X7 appears to be a complete flop. As someone who had promised BMW to buy the X7 as soon as it came out (before knowing they were going with this really idiotic 3rd row access solution), I'm not shocked at all that it has been such a slow seller in my area.

@@jodycwilliams that’s not his job, his job is to show you what the vehicles do so you get an idea of the vehicle before you buy it. The salesman at the dealership is the one who you should really be upset with. Because they’re supposed to be honest about this how of stuff. Also, if you can’t see how slow those seats move just by the video then who’s fault is that? Yours.... Doug doesn’t have to go in depth. Especially with kids in his videos. That’s a bit much.

@@antoinewilliams129 I could go into depth about how awful your comment is, but I'll instead give you just 2 question you need to ask yourself: 1. When did reviewers stop looking for and advising people of weaknesses in products? 2. When did salesmen (car salesmen especially) start looking for and advising people of weaknesses in products? Also, I drove this vehicle for a week. The rear seat access is atrocious and the X7 drives like a Cadillac or a Lincoln, not a BMW.

What are you talking about? He only talks about moving automatic seats for like two minutes. From 5:00 onwards, it's about third-row features such as charging ports, cup holders, climate zone controls, the sunroof, etc.

271828 U sure???

No one is named Friedrich or Hans in the last 40 years... it´s more like Phillip. Henry, Sebastian, Christopher... It seems nobody knows what country Germany is... But a look at the cars should give you a hint...

@@slmusic6001 Adolf is very popular also Hans, Wilhelm, Helmut, Heinrich, ......

... of course it is....@@zkambov

@@BlessedEraProduction kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ab9-erqkurHaoX0.html

Haha

5x as nice

Mine too! OMG, I need more money.

Yes. Oh my god karen in her bmw with her gucci purse and on her way to mc Donald's to sue an employee for getting the order wrong.

Lol this is funny..but yes beautiful truck

Jealous much?

You mean an 5'1 asian lady Who cant drive

@@azazali no because it sounds like every trophy wife karen ever

Finally bow is going to teach the Americans how to make large SUVs

Hi, Slay

Why is Slay watching Doug DeMuro bruh

All bmw's have this ugly grill lol.

Yes it has those looks

Bmw put the bigger grill to assert dominance

@@NIKO-THE-KID kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ab9-erqkurHaoX0.html

Haha

nice videos

It's a big ass SUV ? What do expect the fun factor to be 8/10 ? Not exactly something you take on back roads

Well, base model doesn't deserve more then that.

Volvo xc90 and Porsche Cayenne looks way better than hideous looking piece of shit. I feel bad for anyone who actually spent the money thinking this is classy, talking about new money trash. Only a Chinese billionaires gold digger fought here on visa would buy this trash 🗑

ROFL

Grill: *HEAVY BREATHING*

Hi I'm Charlie from [gmccruzion01boy ]. Is that good enough?

i saw one in person... looks really bad lol.

I would have said *Your stupid*

Broke ass

Dan Tarakanov My parents just bought it

wolfyandpigington you’re... now who’s stupid ?

Sacatolas Moreira reverse card

@Harambe Hopefully someone will figure out how to hack these autopilot systems to switch off the safety systems

Won't work. Those cameras track eye movements. Photos are not moving images.

The grille might be "big" but I don't really mind it.

@@guyontheinternet8891 yeah it suits the size of the car

@@guyontheinternet8891 every time I look at one of these I start laughing. It's just so stupid, but it's funny 😂

Rip Curl 69 the grill is fine in real life

@@guyontheinternet8891 Don't mind the size, but it looks like an enormous hitler mustache. Lots of other nice designs they could have chosen

thecarexpert21 - for $5,000 🤑

Waiting for 2029... when they finally arrive in the ghetto...

He will buy the one with the busted air suspension that only drives with it all the way down.

thecarexpert21 I don’t think that will happen realistically the materials and quality is not the same as BMW 10 years ago simply above that.

@TheAutomotiveMan We both know it won't last 300K.

They're trying to go the Mercedes road. I respect that, though.

I like it

😂😂😂☺️😂😂 the car on that grill oh lawwd

I can barbeque on that grill and still have plenty of room

@@kshitijkumar4383 You can run a BBQ restaurant in the south on that grille and still have room!

Mazda Miata

@Grizzly Reaper toyota better? what?

haha I was reading car manuals as a kid.

Hahaha, Doug's the of guy to read the owners manual to his children as a bed time story! .....thats probably a Doug joke all ready, but i don't care, i jist felt compelled to say it!

Why are these "the type of guy" comments so prevalent? It's DUMB. PLEASE STOP.

Doug is a type of a guy who preheats toilet seat before getting on it

His independent reading book would be owners manuals 😂

sometimes a man must spend time in places that scare him

Lexus Troller pause

Tesla: what grille But the Mach-E honestly made it even worse with the side handlebar mustache thingies. Makes the empty space even more prominent.

Tom Idiculla don’t brown nose make Doug is the type of guy jokes like everyone else

I knew it was coming because I follow Doug on social media

Bigly

Exactly what I think

@Kaif Din LMFAO

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂made my day.

I agree

It seems you got your self a crap car

ivanlazarevic78 1987 Ferrari 328

And ?

All cars depreciate

@@angeldustfairy of course. Some way more than others

All expensive cars depreciate a lot.

David People day that when they can’t afford it

A big person has bigger kidneys than a small person 🤷‍♂️

More like butt grills on this car

Lol

Ya. I've heard you can actually just turn all the seats around 180deg and the people in the back are now considered to be in the front. Back is the new front. This is forward thinking.

Ye right

😂

Wait Wha-

What?? there are signals in a bmw??

Talhah Farooq no he is telling a joke

@@brokkrep Well. He was joking as well

@@andrii9918 well well. he was joking as well

@@roystonfernandes9445 Johann wasn't joking, he just simply missed it

I don't know why but that grill looks like some butt cheeks... Maybe some really high sitting fake titties

Grill on new 7-series - that’s what’s enormous!)

Jeremy is that you?!

Jezza!!

Buffeting....

yea your right go get a job at bmw

Omg dude he is right, they’d probably hire you as the lead designer

Fuck up dork

I also think, that the grill is huge, but it matches the size and the idea of such a big luxury SUV. But I don’t like these (fake) air insets left and right. The front would be more elegant without these. But the taste different. The Asiens love such massive grills.

You shoud look at an Audi Q7...

sv650rider ask his wife if that’s true

@Nolan Schmidt that's what the original comment was about idiot

@@roystonfernandes9445 🤣

@@roystonfernandes9445 no, he was talking about the car unlike you, you dirty minded pig!

@@miloradowicz can we agree we are all dirty in our own right lol.

Facts

They own Rolls Royce

Mohammed Raheesh indeed and the rolls is a 7 series on codeine so the rolls suv is the x7 on codeine

@@Fee.1 on Codein? More like on Cocaine

I don't even have kids, and I would love to have this

he does this every video

Epic😂😂

That's the best one I've heard lol

Doug's the kind of guy who, on his honeymoon, shows his new wife the quirks and features of his penis and scrotum.....

Jim Summers 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jim Summers funniest comment I’ve seen ever

U can also control from the front and lock it

RAW SEAT?

And very slowly at that. If it’s a sudden downpour you’re getting soaked.

*row

In Soviet Russia third row controls you

Cole Mobile Addictionz//CMA original

Davis John thank you! 😂

He said: "Not See it on *pretty much* every other vehicle" correct.

So does a beaver.

That's why people with no presence buy cars like these.

Still ugly as hell tho

Stance

This is more agressive, but if you want stately the Volvo XC90 is still king IMO

They must have gotten the idea from Audi

Yeah, there was a time when the grill was actually sexy. Look at it now, LOOK AT IT !!!

@@X8X8X8X8X8X8X8X8X8X I think Lexus will stop making front ends entirely and replace them with grills eventually.

The new 7 series looks like a pig.

@@AutoAgitator They will. They already look like deep sea fish now...

That is what I remember. 3rd row is the best i ever seen.

They is for Mooses not Mouses

well ya see you gotta do what you gotta do

Lefteris Gaming this is actually a funny comment 😂 😂 😂

I tune in to see how much he will emphasize the word "THIS".

Imazul Qadir vcyyyyuyvcxzzzzz

Imazul Qadir 😂😂😂😂😂

Doug and his man tits will be there to try and get us to buy these...fuck Doug.

this is a suv

Just with a long hood to decrease functionality...

It is just a social accepted version of a minivan

*That's not a minivan*

I live in Minnesota. Don't tempt me with ideas like this.

lmfao

Maybe if you hit the moose at 2700 mph it will be instantly cooked

@@mango_8102 maybe. Or maybe Darwinism will take effect and we all would have one less idiot on the face of the earth. Lol.

It'll just be a grill with wheels by then :/

@@lars9805 Barbecue Edition?

Very well said pal

2030 version will have a George Foreman editon

Yo dawg. I heard yo like grillz. And seats. We put seats behind seats behind seats, so we could fit grills on the grills, next to grills. It is also now 6x6. Cuz I heard you like rims.4shizzle.

never really thought of it like that Perhaps

Yes

I’m pretty sure jay Leno banged sheldon’s Mum and they are half brothers

but doug is genuinely funny B O Z I N G A

Bay Area Omg I believe it would be B A Z I N G A

I need to donate a kidney to by the X7. Wait, can I buy the X7 first and donate one of it's kidney grills? The one that's left is big enough. ;)

*Liver has entered the chat*

LOL

Aa

He would be my suspension and steering teacher at college

“Your test went pretty good, you answered almost all the questions correctly, and you get a 4 of 10.”

Leo Ornstein lol it really do be like that

"This! is algebra 101,. It is the most important mathematics course you'll ever take, and today, I'm going to show you why."

Pretty much smartphone mentality.

augustine kiago atta boy

🌪 *I МАS"ТURВАТЕ Т0 VI!DЕ0S 0N МY СHА!NNЕL! L!00K!* 🔹

@@kathrinhester8236 Bro wtf

Low key could see him doin that. You know Doug has a lil bit psycho in him😂

That's not what he does though

*Pulles out meatscepter*

@@BobThe9534 whoosh!

Do it now

not a thing the owner of the car will ever do lol.

It cost $20-$100 to pay someone to wash it. Why would you waste your time doing it. Time = money.

@@hby7768 Nobody mentioned the costs of washing it tho

It will take the same amount of time as literally any other 3 row SUV? Lol

@@XxHoustonCareagaxX not even close. If I were the type to wash my Excursion, it would take probably 50% longer than that cute little thing.

Comfort 10/10

Such an old joke

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Damn that hit hard.

Wife... maybe not. :-)

No doug is the type of guy to give his wife a doug score. after examining all of her quirks and features