A Crew general: "I wouldn't have picked that." Also the A crew general: "I would like to copy Z crew exactly."

As a divorced dad, I was legitimately laughing at the puns. Divorced from my wife, not the children.

Every disaster Doug's stream is responsible for Assassination of John F. Kennedy 40:22 Break-in 44:10 Donner Party Tragedy 1:40:08 Assassination of Franz Ferdinand 1:52:56 Hindenburg Disaster 2:03:37 Titanic 2:05:50 Assassination of Caesar 2:07:49 Apollo 13 2:08:15 Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster 2:08:55 Box of Pandora 2:14:03 Attack on Pearl Harbor 2:14:29 Shooting of Harambe 2:16:39 Cretaceous-tertiary Extinction 2:16:52 Nuclear attack on Hiroshima 2:17:05 Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster again 2:17:36 Fall of Sauron 2:22:04 Assassination of Lincoln 2:22:22 Deepwater Horizon oil spill 2:22:56 Titanic again 2:23:22 Eruption of Mount Vesuvius 2:23:35 Demon Core 2:28:20 Dinosaur Outbreak 2:28:34 Titanic a third time 2:28:46 Pearl Harbor again 2:30:40 Mount Vesuvius again 2:31:19 Box of Pandora follow-up 2:31:32 Skyrim Dragon Attack 2:31:45 Fall of Man 2:32:00 Mount Vesuvius follow-up 2:32:12 9/11 2:32:54 Crucifixion of Jesus 2:33:07 Alien invasion 2:33:47 Fall of Man again 2:34:00 Reichstagsbrand 2:34:50 Death of Princess Diana 2:35:16 Cretaceous-tertiary Extinction again 2:35:29 Mount Vesuvius a third time 2:35:42 Mount Vesvius follow-up again 2:35:55 Titanic a fourth time 2:36:44 Space Shuttle Challenger disaster 2:36:57 Assassination of Franz Ferdinand again 2:39:26 Doug's birth 2:39:43 Bermuda Triangle 2:40:09 Pewdiepie bridge incident 2:41:04 Destruction of the second Death Star 2:41:44 Bubonic Plague 2:42:17 Assassination of John F Kennedy again 2:50:42 Destruction of the Death Star 2:51:24 Zeppelin disaster 2:51:38 Burning of the Library of Alexandria 2:52:18 Resurrection of Jesus 2:52:44 Big Bang 2:52:57 Ukraine War 2:58:44 Something from GoT Idk I didn't watch it 2:58:57 Death of Princess Diana again 3:01:25 Boston Marathon Bombing 3:01:39 Assassination of Caesar again 3:01:52 Fall of Troy 3:02:05 Doug Streamer Award win 3:03:18 Bubonic Plague again 3:12:10 Assassination of Caesar a third time 3:12:36 Hindenburg Disaster again 3:12:51 Covid-19 outbreak 3:13:04 Death of Amilia Earhard 3:13:54 Adolf Hitler 3:14:20 Death of Queen Elizabeth 3:16:18 Holocaust 3:16:31 D-Day 3:16:45 Space Shuttle Challenger disaster again 3:16:57 Assassination of Franz Ferdinand a third time 3:17:10 Fall of Troy again 3:17:39 Assassination of John F. Kennedy a third time 3:18:18 Fall of Troy a third time 3:18:31 Breaking of Pangaea 3:18:44 Malaysia Airlines 370 3:18:57 Parkzerville Meteor disaster 3:19:10 Malaysia Airlines 370 again 3:19:27 Yellow River flood 3:19:40 Dragon 3:20:07 Burning of the Library of Alexandria again 3:20:20 Covid-19 outbreak again 3:21:00 Covid-19 outbreak a third time 3:21:13 Election of Trump 3:22:10 Something about chatgpt 3:22:39 Covid-19 outbreak a fourth time 3:22:51 I have no idea 3:23:28 Nuclear attack on Nagasaki 3:23:41 Irish potato famine 3:23:54 Doug Streamer Award win again 3:24:07 Paul Revere 3:24:34 Cordyceps outbreak 3:25:39 Doug's haircut 3:26:20 Jeffrey Epstein 3:26:32 Stuck in dryer 3:26:44 Pewdiepie bridge incident again 3:27:11 1984 3:27:24 DougDoug stream 3:28:28 Fukushima Nuclear disaster 3:28:54 Paul Revere again 3:29:07 Nuclear attack on Hiroshima again 3:29:33 Resurrection of Jesus again 3:29:59 Nothing 3:30:12 D.B. Cooper Hijacking 3:30:25 Blue Archer 3:30:38 January 18 1991 (Doug's Birth again) 3:31:04 Seinfeld AI 3:31:30 Everything 3:31:59 Jeffrey Epstein again 3:32:16 Pepsi fruit juice flood 3:32:29 Great Molasses Flood 3:33:05 Bloons Tower Defense 3:33:18 This joke 3:33:32 Death of Kobe Bryant 3:33:46 9/11 again 3:33:59 Pepsi Number Fever 3:34:12 Chinese interference in Canadian elections 3:34:27 Elon Musk 3:34:40 ??? 3:35:06 Covid-19 outbreak a fifth time 3:35:19 TyrantNep shits themself 3:35:35 Assassination of Lincoln again 3:35:48 Nickleback 3:36:27 ??? again 3:36:53

I love how this stream made me cause every single tragedy in human history.

Love that Doug did not at all plan for the very inevitable possibility that someone may blatantly join the wrong team.

*suggests z crew not use the small units against dragons while putting all their units directly in line or the dragons*

1:31:50 The threat and the response immediately had me rolling, man.

It was an honor to serve Doug, even though you doubted the shit outta me. Z crew for life sincerely WadeSelesnick77 Edit: Milk Wooper, he threw for z crew

Z crew: So, I'll have some weak units to draw fire, while reapers will be our main powe- A crew: *10 dragons. That's it.*

I didn't know Doug was indirectly responsible for every single tragedy in human history.

I was on the brink of starvation going into this stream, so glad there were several people that were milked to death to get me through to the next one

10 dragons is the strat of a believer. Mad respect

3:16:13 is where the real stream starts, just to save you fellow VOD frogs some time :)

The idea that every single tragedy ever was caused by people watching this stream is so funny.

What a sad world, even our favorite entertainers try to split us up and hate each other :( ITS REVOLT TIME ALPHABET CREW, LETS UNITE AND TAKE OVER THE VILLAN DOGDOG

Z crew not taking advantage of the da Vinci tank once it countered the dragons had me so mad

The Spy Chronicles 1:03:25 1:46:07 2:48:24 3:04:59

1:55:15 this moment is so freaking hype with the music syncing

Somehow every time I hear "This won't be a KZfaq video" i chuckle a little bit

real streams starts at 19:33

1:26:06 Sharon kicking a mammoth in the jaw, sending it upwards while doing an anime flip

Going by the description, TreacherousThinker is still banned for 3 days as of the vod coming out lmao

I'm glad I missed this stream. I would've lost so many dollarydoos believing in Z-crew.

As someone from A crew, my heart is medically worse and doesn’t Luigi pump blood well :( 43:00

Hello, I'm gloom_22 I just wanted to say Squishyboot was a great opponent 2:37:25

"Let's agree not to make any necrophilia jokes" Where is Diablo the Cheater? He's gonna be really mad when he hears of this. This would be a ban on his interdimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer, and that's just unacceptable.

Oh hey I was here for this one. The alerts were so backed up it took like 20 minutes for mine to go through, lol

The fact that Z crew didn't use a single Vampire is wild to me. Edit: Nevermind thank you Parasatag

Still proud of that one, shoutout to SalvationDonut as well.

the ending had me dying during the livestream

Hmm, we keep seeing dragons wipe out large numbers of weak units. For our final battle...lets have tons of weak units. Sounds smart. :p

15 minutes in and TTS behind 10 minutes already. I love Douglas's VODs

"My mammoths" really made me feel like its an "at what cost moment"

the epstein and step bro jokes back to back got me

19:22 is when the it starts. I thought there would be more than 275 comments for 5 months posted.

The text to speech donation chats were fantastic this episode.

1:55:20 literally through the fire and the flames (reference)

shoutouts to the 20 year olds from alberta, proud to be part of the 3 (?) person team

My biggest flex is that one of my friends was the general of z crew once. His name was paperjamming

Woo a Dougdoug vodvod! 🎉

VOD Gang rise up for the video we have been waiting for

1:53:12 I love how Doug didn’t notice what his stream did to modern history

The DougDoug giveth, and the DougDoug taketh away

Why put your name forward for general if you're gonna immediately ask to be swapped out

doug should release a zip file with the assets he uses in his videos/stream (code, fonts, images) and call it a diy kit (doug it yourself kit)

I just wish he made this into a 20 minute video

Z Crew just lost this fight because Doug didnt spend the 20 gold! -.-

the fact doug let a crew use dragons throughout the entire thing was pretty rigged imo, dragons have too much range for anything to contest them

2:24:46 Classic meeting of generals

DouglasDouglas hates poor people confirmed.

Hey Doug, I'm an artist at Next Level Games and I'm supposed to draw a fake manga for Piston Honda to read in-between rounds in our new game Punch-Out!! Wii. I want to watch this vod for a bit though, so I think I'll just scan a page of this Sailor Moon manga, not sure about the copy right rules, but I'm certain nobody will notice.

CharlesInVain here, it was an honor. Get demolished Z crew

Best vod hands down

This is honestly my favourite TTS gimmick so far

Is there life on Mars? Scientists try to find bacteria on the world famous chocolate bar.

Ah, I'll never forget the great hobbit orgy.

Why doesn’t anybody tell Doug to move the da Vinci tank back it’s not a cactus man it’s literally made of cannons move it back

1:00:13 That mammoth is in heat

Love watching VODs and seeing my stupid comments in twitch chat.

Doug: casually explaining his coding setup Chat: *death to the spammer*

I like that (R)ed team was A crew and (B)lue team was Z crew

37:07 what the DnD party of 20 players must look like in-game

I like how donos on Douglas Douglas's streams are $3, unlike others that have it at $30+

This seems fun if the chat actually knows/plays TABS

This ending is just every Doug Doug stream simplified some thing simple someone watching him while driving ending with someone watching him from the beginning of time causing the Big Bang.

BRO PREDICTED TITAN SUBMARINE GOING MISSING 3:35:06

31:30 Dark Souls lore in a nutshell.

I think Doug forgot Z-crew was allowed the legacy units because A-crew already has 2/3 of the units. At some point he thinks only A-crew gets those units.

The one about the birds is most likely a reference to Rio

Legends say that the TTS messages are still going...

20:07 yeah right

Do this with Ravenfield. Get a bunch of modded weapons and vehicles and do the same thing you did with the units here. THAT would be incredibly chaotic.

1:00:00 #notmygeneral mammothd CANNOT damage reapers THEY FLOAT!

One thing I learned from this stream is Dragons are way OP for the cost

2:17:57 Doug is partially correct. Dual leadership was seen in WW2, but typically with the Nazis. It didn't work very well and usually ended in Hitler taking sides and making decisions. This happened with the Defence of Normandy. Erwin Rommel wanted Panzer units to move south to defend Normandy, but the other General working in his area wanted to keep them in Calais as this was where the Germans believed an attack would come from. After much debate, the decision went to Hitler, who decided most of the panzer units should be held at Paris as his own personal rear guard and could only be moved with his permission. This left both Normandy and Calais unequipped for a defence. The Allies land at Normandy and move in land. Erwin Rommel requests the Paris units move to intercept, but this request is denied as Hitler is yet to wake. By the time he does finally get up around midday, the Allies have a foothold in western France and the Panzer units are no longer useful. Dual leadership doesn't work, had Rommel had his way Normandy would have been a fortress, and there would have been units in Calais ready to move, but this did not happen

Man, i think doug should have gone "Maybe you guys shouldn't be using the same 3 units to win all the time" but im a crew so i won't complain

This probably won’t be a KZfaq video DOUG YOU ARE ALIAR

A crew fucking SLAPS

@45:52 shoutout alberta canada, thats where I live haha very pog

3:19:55 imagine how annoying it is to get advertised via a donation for taco bell

Does anyone have the link to the tabs calculator?

Shoulda been factions the whole time. Z crew got shafted

A classic DougDoug stream

Lets go A crew

As my grandad once siad "Man, I wonder what showgirl storks soun- AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

I have spent so long rooting for z crew, only to realize I'm actually a crew. Might change my name because I feel no allegiance to a crew. 😅

It was a great video, but it got a little too chaotic for me when donation tts started to play back to back on top of the A and Z crew's general's tts playing. Still fun to watch though.

1:27 second to last sub in the old style let's go

Those dragons were cheap. Let's be honest.

1:11:50 MyPielsE said “no one will ever read this”

1:08:44 anyone know the song playing around here?

Let's go A Crew, we're awesome!

Gotta love that a 10 million second ban is literally a third of a year. almost 4 months.

for the timing out of viewers, Doug needs to know he needs to add seconds or minutes at the end of the number, S and M for short :)

dragons are one of the most powerful units. I don't know what counters them

I have watched the whole stream I regret nothing

1:34:05 please tell me what song this is

Should play again with all factions unlocks!

Z crew went out in a blaze of glory o7

I always miss these streams😢😢😢