Better*

JK Roderds all**

This comment is grossly underrated.

The other Jenny jokes made me smile but this got a gasp and chuckle. Well done, good sir.

Better than mr that’d for sure💀

lol, very funny!

I'm out

Jenny: lol jk , im out

Modern problems require modern solutions

Dom Lipski 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Touker doesn't get out of bed for 98%.

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Yeah but what about the window & the views

lmao

You forgot about the "you are on the real show "

Never heard of Taj and Tourer before

@@fragmentaryesoterica1217 so you gonna make shit comedy over simple typos - nice one

Touker: I don't get out of bed for 1%.

LOL!!! KZfaq's best comment!

Hahahaha haha.. one of the funniest comments I've ever read

great

For real this is good

Vladimir Putin WOW LMAO!!!!, Nice, best creative comment in a while

Pixiedust8399 looool I’m weak

LMAO

dead!

I’m creased

So true 😂

what did he do?

@@tribemaster101 very naughty business, too naughty to discuss

@@diogoferreiramm diz-me lá

...what did tej do that got him sweating?

@@alikhan-uh3sq he shat himself on tv

Yeah, its morning. Can't even be bothered to get the time right. How can you trust them to be organised and get statistics about their company right.

@@deletingthis13 ?

@@deletingthis13 lol😂😂sounds like British sarcasm at its best

Lazy Hitman I’m not sure who this Jenny is.... but she sounds an awful lot like Barbra

Yeah we Americans got one of those too. Barbara

Robby Dunne great point Robby!

It would be possible for someone to do this if the person coming up in the lift had really terrible demeanor or it was clear that they weren't ready. Still should listen to the pitch of course - just saying someone may do this.

Jenny wakes up in the morning. Jenny: I'm out.

lmao

"Do you eat?" "Yes" " Your terrible I'm out"

to be fair shark tank is a bit of a joke 😅

He isn't wrong though.

shark tank is a typical bs american show lol, dragons den UK is the best hands down

That show has kids going on there and doing pitches. It’s nothing more than a joke

@Sheldon Julius no they dont shit themselves bcoz of that, its what they value their company which most of the time is ridiculous

Makes a change considering how greedy he usually is

@K B why do you sign on with her

Being the smartest dragon is not saying much

@@Alex-cw3rz considering they're all multi-millionaires, I think it says enough mate.

@@SAVITAR0607 you think it requires being smart to be rich 🤦‍♂️ Oh how naive can you get.

kept it 100

She tuck the glass home aswell

You're not the first to post that comment

Loool

@@ledge1984 "tuck"

LMAO

Lol 😂

😂😂😂😂

Bo'ness TVN l PaU ol

Bo'ness TVN lmfaoooooo 🤣🤣🤣

No investor is gonna invest in that pitch.

Rup Ganguly I bet you're the life and soul of a party.

​@@victorviereck4117 I think the joke there was that the the pitch wasn't even able to be made before she decided she was out.

@@TheUntoldRandomGuy no. The point is that that is not what the person actually says, but rather a generalisation of all good pitches. The joke is that even if a really good idea that could make millions was pitched she would still be out without further questioning.

@@alansmithee419 Sure, but anyone can start their pitch claiming to have a great pitch. The fact that the introductory sentence is all that was uttered, with a lack of any real information that you'd be listening for as an investor, tells us that she never actually had any intention to invest which is funny because we know from other episodes that this does seem to be the case

Best comment😂😂😂😂😂

She has said many times that she is "building up a portfolio", so it seems she is a bit behind the rest.

Agany Koul is s

Horses are expensive to keep.

Bear Daisy to be fair, she has made more money than deborah

LMAO

Best one yet!

Gamer Darren it’s 10:30 and I am staying at my grandparents. Read this comment and laughed so loud 😂

DEAD

Thank you, you made me laugh haha

Brilliant! Well done Daz. That made me laugh

I'm dead😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂

*breathes

@Peter Girard I totally agree with you, the crypto currency market is the most profitable venture I ever invested in, I reached my goal of $200k yearly trade earnings. Setting realistic goals is an essential part of trading

please I have been hearing about this Mr Aitor Lorenzo from my colleagues at work. How do I easily contact him

@Agus Wahyuni I've never heard or seen any of he's clients complain of lost....I think he is just too perfect.

@@jameswest416 I doubted it too before until I gave it a try... and it was of no regret,

He is not like other broker's that will start telling you stories and excuses why they trade didn't go well after collecting your money, doubted it too before until I gave it a try...and it was of no regrets

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is the best one :'D

Best one 😂😂😂

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How is this not the top comment?

This has to be it.

no money coming in? for that reason, she's out.

She had to cover her pay day loans that month.

She's incompetent and doesn't want to be shown up for it.

she probably pays to be on the show, so she doesn't have any money to spend on deals.

Meanwhile Jenny - “im out”

This was by far the best

I'm gonna sue you for making me piss my pants and ruining an expensive pair of trousers. This has to be equal first place. LOL

lmao

AJ 😂😂😂😂

Going to the window was the most exercise Jenny's done in her life

This is funny because it literally happened lololol

😂😂😂

Facts

"You said hello and not hi. This is too formal for me and for that reason, I'm out."

😂

@@chrisdodd918 it illustrates the futility of having Jenny on the show and it's consistent with Jenny's predictable response to every pitch. Comment always gets a thumbs up from me.

😂

Should it not read "I'm Barbara and for that I'm out"?

@@felipe367 babara made an offer here so what you on about?

big haha

Jenny: I'm offended by that

Freddie Dancey what’s stopping me from going out and doing the same thing. I’m out

what is Jenny actually invested in if she keeps rejecting people

There's no money in a cure , but it would be nice

@Emmanuel Ransom people are scared of investing because of high rate of scammers on the market.

@Christy Logan It's becoming alarming makes one not to know the real ones.

@Christy Logan I'm have contacted different broker and they have failed me, not until I met Mr Jay pelle FX and with his strategies and guidance I made my break through.

he's really amazing with an amazing skill he changed my 0.3btc to 2.1 btc

@Christy Logan I got Jay Pelle FX info how good is he?

Sarah Bobs LOL

Lame....

At least Mark Zukerburg can maybe get a investment from Jenny

"I don't think it's a good business model Jeff, you can just shop in person"

bezos : i'm offering 0.99% for 1 pence touker : 1.1% and some office space and we have a deal? bezos : no. touker: Then I wont be investing today and i'm out.

Lmaooooooo

That would make amazon a 1p company not a multi billion p company

@@olblue3478 You don't understand the joke.

Don’t think this is toukers field all he would offer is an office which fast forward to 2023 is erelevant most work from home

No it’s not, people have had Facebook for years. I have more than a few thousand posts for sure

@@aaronhelsby8214 people can upload over a thousand photos, but on average I really doubt it is one thousand. Ima look it up though

indeed its utter bollocks

I have had insta for 2 years and posted 3 posts so yh it is bollocks

@@echo4k915 because you either barely touch it or you don't post at all

Hahahaha best one

Best one

Right on lmao

😂

😂😂😂😂. This got me.

This is the funniest comment and for that reason im out😂

😂 😂

I laughed and for that reason im out

The fact that people keep putting I’m out at the end of the sentence is getting repetitive and for that reason I’m out

These people saying ‘this is a funny comment and for that reason I’m out’ makes no sense with the joke and for that reason I’m out

Yeah but you can also publicly screw yourself

It has been for awhile... 🤔

All publicity is good publicity 🤷🏼‍♀️

Exactly, my thoughts after 30 seconds.

Dragons Den is a rip off of Shark Tank.

*When jenny goes into her own home.* Kid: *mom?* *this is too much. I'm out*

😂

😂😂😂😂😂

clearly out

I can't find anything for sure, but both Jenny and Tej have potentially earned money from a company that was set up by the digital director (Henry de Zoete) of the Vote Leave campaign that won the referendum.

I reckon she was in 😂

@@DylRicho you guys deserve to be out

Eeeeeeyyy that's actually a good one ahahaha

beautiful, yet too "deep" for the plebes, pun intended

Goldust

This is Sue Perb

It’s good she isn’t on shark tank

Oh dear, that's scraping the bottom of the barbel.

Anyone would like his money, but I found his concern akin to worrying about his children dying of thirst when they live next to a waterfall.

@David Scott it's not about beong jealous, it's the fact Peter has a net worth that is 9 figure's which his kids will inherit, he is not in a position to say he is worrried about his kids careers, they'll be ok without a career working for someone else

Peter has publicly said he isn't leaving his fortune to his kids. He is going to match whatever salary they earn for themselves and double it.

To the OP. That's a typical non wealthy person attitude. If you bankroll your kids you end up with spoilt and often morally bankrupt kids. That's why Paul McCartney gave his kids very little. Their work ethic must be encouraged to make them good balanced and rounded people.

@@trife9602 but it's a mindset like that which causes you to not be a multi millionaire, you constantly need to be looking to improve and grow, if I had that money I wouldn't just leave it to my kids, I'd want them to be more successful than me causing my family to be more and more successful each generation

That's hilarious

😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂

That’s not nice And for that reason I’m out.

Please I need help, I lost tons of money on live trading, I thought is the same as demo trade because I was winning in my demo account. This is really frustrating and overwhelming. where do I start please?

​@@viviansamatha32 As a beginner who don't understand how Bitcoin trade really work and really want to make profit from it. I will advise you to first start working with a professional broker.

​@@viviansamatha32 Well.... I will advise you should stop trading on your own if you keep losing and start trading with an expert is the best strategy for a beginner.

Bitcoin is the future

That's true most people today have been having alots of failure in FX and crypto sectors because of bad orientation and bad expert.

Jesus, that profile pic.

Rob España88 best one so far lool

😂😂

So jenny have this meme too? Never knew it. Only seen it from shark tank.

Lol

😂 😂 😂 This is the funniest jenny comment I've read

@Jamie Janny Exactly ! That's my major concern and what kind of profitable business or investment can someone do with the current rise in economic downturn

@Jamie Janny Yeah you're right, that's why I had to start Forex trading two months ago and now i'm making benefits from it now.

@Scott Nicole O ' Yes I'm a living testimony of her good work expert Benson Sandra

status for the best ,all thanks to my aunt

Who introduced her to me.

Lol. Finally. Tired of these Jenny jokes and finally found a gap year Steve joke. Was looking for it

@WakinTheDeadFan Because they're not yet an employee. That's the point. The averages vary from country to country, but where I live, an employer will spend around 47 seconds reading a CV, that's the first big "triage". 1.2 minutes reading the associated letter is the second. It then goes for 7 minutes of scouring the internet. And only after those three will he send out invitations for job interviews. If you're facing Jessica who loves to knit and Josh who's volunteering at church, while you spend your week-ends having a laugh with friends at the local bar (not even talking about getting drunk), the first thing that will come in mind is "he may have a hangover on monday. Or try to get out early on fridays or saturdays. I'll go with Josh or Jessica". Obviously it depends on the type of business etc, but for your basic office job, that's it.

@@damianb2374 ?

I was going through the comments to see if anyone thought he looked like elon

Lmao same hereee

yh, I thought the same thing.

Miles Wellsbury he didn’t did he?

Miles Wellsbury Elon is HOT AF. I’m automatically attracted to power

The show is heavily edited. The original order might be different.

How...did you do that!?

⚪️🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️

Hahaha

Haha

Sick!!

khabib nurmagomedov 😂😂

yours is my favorite comment

Bs

khabib nurmagomedov shut up you glass jaw chicken rat

Jenny pulls out more than Khabib pulls out of fights.

Brilliant comment.

Lol

Correct spelling has entered the server Joe Blair has left the server

Naman Thukral ooooh sorry spelling friends

choclatesaltyballz he’s been on it from series one and that’s exactly why

Sharpest mind in the Den! he is a boss

12:41 when Peter Jones gets them to only negotiate with him and not the other Dragons (closed offer) - pure genius. Plus the way he offered a slightly smaller percent of the company compared to the other dragons to get them to choose him

@2 3GeNiUs

@2 3 Yeah true, but it was still a good move- and technically, I didn't say that was pure genius, I only said that the closed offer was genius

Best and funniest comment I have seen re Jenny....lol

hahahh

this is crazy

best one LMAO

You're like the Amy Schumer of the comment section. Stop stealing jokes, dickhead

Nah Duncans more entertaining

Just make sure nobody comes on the show trying to sell babies

Joe Mccrudden Caan was a total jackass, I’d rather Theo

Bring back Theo the foetus

No Theo!!!

😂

😂😂😂😂

LOLL😂😂

Most underrated comment 😂😂

Most of the comments digging on Jenny "im out" 😂😂😂 why is she even on the show

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😂

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@Leo Becker Please how do I get in touch with your investment advisor (Donald Nathan Scott)? I am ready to reach out to him.

I keep reading a lot of positive comments about Donald Nathan Scott online. You know what they say; "good deeds fly high". I think Donald Nathan Scott must be really good to be recognized and talked about by a lot of people around the world and on the internet as well.

A business would pay under certain conditions and A job requires certain demands to earn more than others. But with information on the right investment, you can build , inherit and store money for future expenses. I always tell anyone who would listen, that seeking investment ideas and having friends who helps you spend less and advices you on ways of improving your finances , is a good way of securing financial independence.

In reality Jenny wouldn't have finished watching it.

bakersmileyface she can’t even be arsed to negotiate ☠️

😂😂😂😂

HAHAHAHAHAHAHSHA

Yeah, that would be very handy...

Entrepreneur: Why yes Jenny, yes it is. Jenny: Okay, for that reason I'm out.

Entrepreneur: Hi, Jenny: I'm out.

fire

@@ibrahim-bm6rw I'm out.

Best jenny joke yet, and for that reason I thank you.

A.C.K tube such an old Jenny joke, boring.

Cheers for this, I've been looking for "getting really hard" for a while now, and I think this has helped. Have you heard people talk about - Aidenzey Hard Framework - (just google it ) ? Ive heard some super things about it and my cousin got amazing success with it.

Brilliant

Tyrone Hogan yes but that probably means they don’t want to go above a percentage that she wants

She is not even listening.

In this case at least, she was a bit smarter than the other 4 dragons. They all made an offer to someone who was just on the show for free publicity, not to make a deal. Look at all of them trying to get 2 or 3% and eventually, all 5 dragons ended up with 0%.

I bet she knew she wouldn't get picked so wanted to save herself the embarrassment

Does she know Micky Flanagan cause hes out out as well

I've just read so many jokes about her and they had no effect but I just absolutely cracked up at this

Excellent work