A turtle has made it to the water.

Preach goes undercover in a cesspool guild sounds so amazing I really really hope that happens lmfao

This notification has made my week

Next Addon confirmed, we saved to many. WOW: Rise of the Turtelboyz

mid work, this shit pops up and day becomes so much better! thanks preach!

Remember the guy with the turtle home work? He was actually writing about BFA, who knew!

That is so awesome, just as soon as you started talking about the turtle WQ, I started doing that exact WQ.

Subscribed since early TBC. Haven't even reached 111 yet. You're a good guy Mike! #TeamGhost

Glad I came back to this one. Hilarious!

This was the greatest intro to a drama time, well done.

Drama fridays are what keeps me sane while serving in the army, keep it up!

Guys, is there an addon so that I dont have to constantly type /target xyz /cast heal? All that typing is preventing me from laughing at things in chat. Thank you for your help ahead of time.

Holy ... the people in the Laughing Healer group deserve each other ....

Finally! Some KZfaq preach ❤️❤️❤️

anyone else picturing preach sitting infront of a kindergarten class while telling these stories?

I. Love. Preach. Incredible Intro.

The typical healer that would found him self looking for guild not just a raid to "heal" before he can even think of asking why.

"Perfect Estonian accent." Where's Andy throwing plastic eggs when you need him?

The second story gave me the creepers jeepers

at start of new char big bags is all you need. then you make ye own gold from there on so the guy offer him bags is doing the right thing. in my book. gold is a plus

Drama time already preach your legend!

I'm such a big Discord raider I even have that there Nitro. Had to open up my elitest wallet for that one, smack the cash down with a screech of anger and force the devs into submission.

Thank you drama time for making my 10 hr graveyard shift feel an hour shorter.

OMG FINALLY! ty preach

Opens with a plea for the turtles... I love it

"mediocre memories" and "bag full of trash" - great guild names

The cycle of life can by cruel...

I love how KZfaq constantly freezes and then makes you watch an add each time your refresh....

Priceless Preach :D

i literally just did the baby turtle quest and then watch this lol

Yes, indeed, those turtles have crabs.

Turtle rant! Love it ahaha

16:00 is that a russian Christopher walken?

You can get rid of the Azerite armor animation without a WA aswell. Just shit right click another piece of azerite armor then back to the one you were going to select the traits

Casual squad are on their merry way towards 120

A good drama a lot of big energy

Oh Lorenzo was a hunter? Suddenly all his sperging out makes sense

Tbh I'd rather help the crabs and seagulls have their well deserved dinner than have to babysit another turtle at this point.

I'm a big a raider! Who else is a big raider?

I capped one toon and paid a friend to cap another. I ain't running through that horrible leveling grind again.

Holllllaaaaaa! This is gonna make my day.

51:59 holy shit a spider crawls across the left side of his shirt lol

I healed with name plates once. I was playing an Undead Priest - around lvl 24 - as Shadow with two guildies. Me, never playing anything other than DPS seriously before; didn't have any sort of UI mods; picked up healing after our Heals dropped because they freaked out over zoning into a dungeon with an Enhancement Shammy, a Shadow Priest and a Feral Druid. I sucked at it, sure; but I'd like to think that I did better than this last guy did. I didn't laugh, though that was because no-one died. I will say this though, this last tale's healer did a better job than one guy I got saddled with back in Wrath. I was running HoL with three guildies, SV Hunter, Pally Tank and Arcane Mage; trying to get our weekly stuff done up as well as get some gear; as well as a non guildies Lock and a Priest. Lock was kick ass, second highest DPS in the group, followed by the Mage and myself, the Hunter. Tank was good for having only been tanking for roughly a month or so, and we had all run the instance several times on both Heroic and normal. The Priest, on the other hand; was less than abysmal. Instead of healing, he spent his time punching the bosses and mobs, working on his Unarmed skill. We had broken gear by the time we managed to kick his ass out of the group (stupid timers) and the Lock had dropped the group by then. Luckily, we 4-manned the rest of the instance (Final boss left after the Priest got kicked) along with an Elemental/Resto-Shammy.

I've used Ventrilo, Team Speak and Discord and Discord is the easiest one to use by far. Hilarious

ill be compleatly honest discord if fucked there are so many options and some shit doesnt make sense i still STILL struggle to remember how to leave voice channels... honestly i might just be an idiot but i still use it lol. but wow that first story was interesting...

amazing pothead/stoner voice bro

I'm a Casual. Holla at yo boy!

Preach makes fun, but I'll save a million turtles if it means I might able to make a Tortollan mage at some point in the future....or a monk and just continuously sing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme while playing.

1:08 *Gets flashback to the “RKO THAT TURTLE” episode*

I died inside on the last healer story

Wait wait wait...baby turtles are dying!? TO ARMS!

That last story.. oh man.. It sounds like he's twelve..

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE TURTLES!!

Whoa. Preach lives.

Holy shit read the fucking story without repeating the same comment 20 times after every other sentence. It’s maddening

The circle of life is cruel sometimes

This is soooo funny! 2 thumbs up

A turtle made it to the water!

Thank god this is not dead

legends say Ghostie still ask whats a marmu

Only one capped character, now waiting two weeks everything else to open. Given that the facebook game... err war table doesn't give that much gold anymore so I don't see the point in playing classes that only make me yearn for my main. Except maybe warlocks. I don't care for demons, but at least they are easy to play.

While the argument for not being able to heal due to hilarious gnome animation is not a good excuse, sometimes when a gnome dies their corpse will slide across the floor for a bit like they just got the shit smacked out of them. I did think that was pretty comical back in vanilla, but I was 14.

"I like a good memes..."

haven't got expansion yet... first time since 2005. Waiting for Xmas :O

The one time my name was used and I'm the chill Estonian GM. Nice.

This must have just come out at 144P.

THAT'S PRETTY BIG!

With the turtles, just let nature run its course. Go to the toilet while you wait.

Orange County and Northern Cali? That doesn't make sense. Pick one either the north or the south.

mediocre memories and a bag full of trash.....thanks for coming.

Bwahaha, my main is still 110, guessing i turned into a filthy casual!!! Screw them turtles mate

FOR THE BABY TURTLES!

Holy shit, a add on drama time. wtf

I'm just enjoying the story

Been working lates for the last few weeks. Couldn't be fucked to level after so 116 is where I stay till Saturday

The Turtle Made it... to the waaater

Woop woop!

still waiting on the undercover cesspool operation....

still cant get myself to get to Revered with turtle nation :'D

I read all the quest and still beat preach to 120

No videos since launch and this is what we get?!

I NEED THIS WEAKAURA

are you doing somekind of review for Bfa

that gnome story was incredibly fake... also, what's this azerite animation they were talking about, with the weakaura?

Another one at last!

The Tortollans are terrible parents, why are they offloading their parenting onto soldiers in the middle of a war. If the Tortollans are that bad of parents they deserve to go extinct.

Guy from tiny island knocks Estonia population. lol....

"I wanna enjoy the story" You make me sick

*PRETTY BIG*

azerite gear tradeable next week! woo!

Maaaan i never get tired of drama time. Omg lorenzo you in special ed or something?

I have THREE, COUNT EM, THREE, DISCORD SERVERS! BIIG.

1:06 i get that reference!

Really? No "RKO that turtle" reference?

LOL Well I was in Team 2 once but it was because it was the only days I could raid as team 1 raided T & W and I worked both those days but F & S T2 I could make XD

While I prefer team speak you can't beat discords price

that weak aura he spoke about, can anyone link it?

The intro music is way louder than the rest of the audio.

filthy casual checking in :-D

And I don't know if this is true but the overall show he was an elitist brit haha. Done on purpose? Hope so. Lol