drax not having social skills for ten minutes

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@hiccuphufflepuff176 2 жыл бұрын

It's a shame Drax never got to meet Vision. Those two trying to explain social norms to each other would be like the blind leading the deaf.

@shooterDisease 2 жыл бұрын

‘A pinch of paprika, a pinch…’ ‘Ah see here android it’s to induce fear into your meal so it tastes better when we consume it now pinch the spice’

@E.h.a.n Жыл бұрын

@@shooterDisease I need to see this happen

@randomfactory3446 Жыл бұрын

I watched both Gaurdians of the Galaxy and I don’t remember anyone named vision when can you see them

@arlainecarinugan3703 Жыл бұрын

@@randomfactory3446 r u trolling

@randomfactory3446 Жыл бұрын

@@arlainecarinugan3703 nope i’m just stupid

@justyouraverageblackstar3672 Жыл бұрын

I love how his relationship with Mantis is literally just a ping-pong match of social ineptitude

@jstir6437 Жыл бұрын

Drax and Mantis’s relationship is my favorite one in the MCU.

@MetaITurtle 11 ай бұрын

Drax is my favy of all timez

@Netherwolf6100 11 ай бұрын

One of my favorite brother/sister relationships in recent media.

@inarisarp 11 ай бұрын

I'm smiling. I heard it's what you do to make people like you 😬 Not when you do it like that.

@narganeg 11 ай бұрын

@@jstir6437 was your favorite relationship in the mcu* 😭

@Nobody-iv2ot Жыл бұрын

If Drax can get a wife while having no social skills, so can I.

@mishadude2478 Жыл бұрын

I believe in you, man 💪 I did it too

@kingjohan1335 Жыл бұрын

Drax is a made up character bro, you’re gonna die alone

@dmgroberts5471 Жыл бұрын

"You just need to find someone pathetic, like you." (Acts like this is good advice, and not massively insulting and demeaning.)

@liliantan2379 Жыл бұрын

It's only a fictional universe, the director can input anything.

@Shinja_Sleepwalker Жыл бұрын

@@dmgroberts5471 lol when I read your comment, I read it in Drax's voice instinctively in my head 😂😂

@painteddragon8496 Жыл бұрын

Drax has actually been in every single marvel movie created, just he has been standing so still we missed him

@Scheboygan8767 Жыл бұрын

You stole this comment😭

@painteddragon8496 Жыл бұрын

@@Scheboygan8767 how tf can you steal a comment? we can have the same thoughts you know lol

@ThiefOfNavarre Жыл бұрын

@@painteddragon8496 Indeed, there is rarely anything truly original these days!

@fragrance7768 11 ай бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

@Rhyskendall8 11 ай бұрын

Was that when he was played by John Cena?

@epicgamerzfail4575 3 жыл бұрын

Just remember, Drax had a wife and kids.

@wingedbluj1674 3 жыл бұрын

I think it was just a wife and daughter

@Vertutame 3 жыл бұрын

and he probably told his kid about how he made her.

@AkkarisFox 3 жыл бұрын

@@Vertutame Is there a human culture where this is widely accepted as normal?

@lazykahn1979 3 жыл бұрын

@@AkkarisFox rule 34 perhaps

@nieznanyprzesladowca120 3 жыл бұрын

@@Vertutame And it was beautiful

@robsonborba6273 3 жыл бұрын

Drax - "Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast" *_Mantis get hit_* Drax 10 seconds later - "Mantis, look out!"

@john_squatson 2 жыл бұрын

Well, to be fair, it wasn't HIS head

@itsbubblegumgamergirl9998 2 жыл бұрын

@@john_squatson Right

@danielholguin7621 2 жыл бұрын

That was an entire movie later

@wazittuya4092 Жыл бұрын

At least he tells her to look out

@user-ru2ot5wt7r Жыл бұрын

What hit Mantis didn't go over Drax's head literally

@beyondbackwater4933 Жыл бұрын

"Heyyy! There's no need to get personal!" After roasting her for an hour is comedy gold.

@benschiemer Жыл бұрын

And only after she insults his entire race, a statement that is not at all personal

@nullbeyondo Жыл бұрын

@@benschiemer he indirectly did too since it is his first time seeing her race too.

@mastergamingdude6191 11 ай бұрын

Too good 😂😂

@randommf3549 11 ай бұрын

Lol

@TeddyG221 10 ай бұрын

when in the video is this?

@ccggenius 2 жыл бұрын

How dare you, Drax's social skills are impeccable. They are merely so subtle as to be imperceptible.

@cybremystica93 Жыл бұрын

STOP 💀💀💀✋🏻✋🏻

@sajjadsaddam2012 Жыл бұрын

Thats a lot of long words

@MetaITurtle 11 ай бұрын

How truth you

@SPEKTR_93 11 ай бұрын

just like my father leaving to get the milk

@Halibel764 11 ай бұрын

That comment should become a T-Shirt.

@umerkhawaja3051 3 жыл бұрын

The scenes where we can't see Drax in the movie, he's there. He's just standing so incredibly still.

@Godzillafan-tv1ks 3 жыл бұрын

No he’s moving. It’s just so slow, it’s imperceptible.

@tyrekeism6153 3 жыл бұрын

@@Godzillafan-tv1ks actually he’s moving so fast that perceivably we think he’s standing still

@halo7737 3 жыл бұрын

@Durka Durka I swear as much as I love the franchise, most Marvel fans are just suuuuuuper not funny.

@Omunix 3 жыл бұрын

@Dawdle Rubbish I-

@dbodooley 3 жыл бұрын

Excellent. Stolen comment that has been used many times.

@austinhall3937 3 жыл бұрын

Batista didn't act in this movie. I'm convinced he just showed up on set and they decided to keep rolling

@axebomber2108 3 жыл бұрын

He took a wrong turn in the pit of danger.

@sonnyfox8407 3 жыл бұрын

@@axebomber2108 I WALKED FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGER

@deejaydj6013 3 жыл бұрын

He appeared out of nowhere and no one realised because he had mastered invisibility

@katkenobi6765 3 жыл бұрын

@@deejaydj6013 Dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jeffblackjack2 3 жыл бұрын

he appeared only when he moved. Otherwise he was invisible.

@AyratHungryStudent Жыл бұрын

7:00 When Drax calls Mantis ugly, you have to remember, he is an alien. They probably have different standards of beauty. For us humans she looks cute and adorable. But for them she might look weak and disgusting.

@vincentvalentine4401 Жыл бұрын

I assume the same way with animals too. Ya never know

@tc_t16163 Жыл бұрын

@@vincentvalentine4401 yeah its been proven that cats think we’re hideous

@ReeYuuJee Жыл бұрын

@@tc_t16163 Animals don't have the cognitive ability of "thought" they only have basic Pavlovian reactions.

@nein236 Жыл бұрын

Cute? If i see that thing when im alone at night im running for my life.

@user-su3wu5fc5j Жыл бұрын

@@nein236 oh no no. she's the one that must run away from me 😈

@plasmatic3223 Жыл бұрын

It is a crime Dave doesn't have an oscar yet for keeping the straightest face while delivering the funniest lines

@havenbontz1562 11 ай бұрын

Dave Bautistas bad acting makes the character

@rynemcgriffin1752 11 ай бұрын

@@havenbontz1562Or is he intentionally doing this and he’s actually a good actor?

@Jey_Frost 11 ай бұрын

@@havenbontz1562 dude watch the blade runner 2049 movie. He kicks ass. Actually a really good actor

@juanjoyaborja.3054 11 ай бұрын

@@havenbontz1562 Watch Dune. It’ll change your whole perspective on him.

@arianschnabel6814 3 жыл бұрын

the funny thing is when he is roasting the shit out of her, he has no evil intention. He's just helplessly honest

@liversuccess1420 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. When he says he tried to let her down easy by telling her she's disgusting, he genuinely believes it. Drax is the best!

@mothiurNCL 2 жыл бұрын

ASD feature (Asperger)

@magnadelusor4249 2 жыл бұрын

@@mothiurNCL I don’t think so as it’s just a cultural trait of his people

@mothiurNCL 2 жыл бұрын

@@magnadelusor4249 in sci-fi movies they're representing different learning abilities and cultures of humans.

@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 2 жыл бұрын

“I meant no disrespect!”

@michaelmurphy8126 3 жыл бұрын

Dave Batista kills this role and is such a humble person in real life.

@gream9412 3 жыл бұрын

Just like Drax he's very humble

@yakinyamaddi 3 жыл бұрын

"i too, am extrordinarily humble"

@MostlyPennyCat 3 жыл бұрын

Drax's script was fantastic in the first film, garbage after that. He went from being hyperliteral to being a moron.

@Ilkanar 3 жыл бұрын

@@MostlyPennyCat its just like.... your opinion man

@LunaS043 3 жыл бұрын

I knew Batista when he was a Wrestler, when he betrayed Rey Mysterio and became the BIGGEST douche I hated the man so much. Now given this was when I was to young to realize Wrestling is scripted but still.

@erichammer8434 2 жыл бұрын

"Finger to the throat means death.". Greatest finishing line EVER!!

@notoriouszig Жыл бұрын

Metaphor.

@jgreico11 Жыл бұрын

@@notoriouszig Sorta

@cunningsmile4166 Жыл бұрын

Close enough

@aestheticcat8976 Жыл бұрын

@@notoriouszig 😭😭

@somethingclever2180 27 күн бұрын

@@cunningsmile4166you missed something there

@PDAnimation Жыл бұрын

"One's BLUE...!" I know this is Drax's vid, but Bradley's delivery of that line kills me every time XD

@daedricwinters2979 Жыл бұрын

Plus the combination of anger and disbelief on his face

@oscairconnolly4716 3 ай бұрын

I thought i must be weird for laughing my head time every time I see this scene

@xxwales15xx33 3 жыл бұрын

"He is completely literal, everything will go over his head" *Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are to fast*

@DarkLordofTheSith69 3 жыл бұрын

Skip to film 2 and shrapnel hits mantis in the face ..Mantis Look out

@ProGen6 3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkLordofTheSith69 I laughed way to hard at that one

@sgcastle8389 3 жыл бұрын

That's flex

@shadowling77777 3 жыл бұрын

I love that part lmao

@EXKKK 3 жыл бұрын

What are the odds of *kzfaq.info/get/bejne/g6eml7qemdfTo4E.html*

@PhillipShadid1981 2 жыл бұрын

In Drax's defense. He did sit there for an hour before they noticed him..

@carlos1lan1 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly they only noticed him because he ate

@shinjiprofile 2 жыл бұрын

And if you watched the part before they noticed him he's actually standing there.

@therealdannyfenton Жыл бұрын

Wait where was he ??

@shinjiprofile Жыл бұрын

@@therealdannyfenton you can spot drax standing still watch at 2:49 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jK93ktmmm7GddJs.html

@cj.59 Жыл бұрын

@@shinjiprofile 😂😂😂

@Dovah21 2 жыл бұрын

What kills me the most is how eloquently Drax speaks despite being this dopey musclebound giant.

@Mister-Red 7 ай бұрын

I have no idea what eloquently means

@Dovah21 7 ай бұрын

@@Mister-RedI'll assume you're being serious, so I'll explain. In this context, speaking eloquently is Drax using high-level vocabulary in his everyday speech patterns. He's a very multi-syllabic dude, which while looking like he does, adds to the comedy of his character.

@terrelldurocher3330 Ай бұрын

@@Dovah21a warrior expresses with utmost clarity, I may be a 5 foot 8 pile of bones but I still am a warrior. Fighting for my beliefs.

@twixtwix2915 Жыл бұрын

The “nothing goes over my head” part always gets me

@versatileduplicity9313 Жыл бұрын

😂

@MrDoot-hj2ir 3 жыл бұрын

I'm convinced that Drax didn't knew what was going on during the entire saga

@johnmartin4119 2 жыл бұрын

I’d like to see a scene of Drax recapping the events of the past films, could be interesting and hilarious

@tiffanyspencer1082 2 жыл бұрын

@@johnmartin4119 him and Luis from Ant-Man

@kevinschafer6345 2 жыл бұрын

or is he the one knowing what's going on while everyone else - including us - don't?

@SaltoDaKid 2 жыл бұрын

Drax: we were taking ass and kicking names.

@bigchungus6478 2 жыл бұрын

I recognise your pfp, from a music video, music flashmob, huw Williams

@xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe 2 жыл бұрын

"I don't know why they're after us, what a mystery this is." Is definitely my favorite line

@xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe 2 жыл бұрын

4:59 for the next time I watch this. It's inevitable.

@Youonyouon 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite moments in gotg: 0:03 (a great introduction to drax as a person) 2:10 (they're just ungrateful!) 2:19 (to be continued...) (at this moment, he knew, he fucked up.) (ah shit, here we go again) 2:36 (why? WHY. Why is she a green whore? She has done nothing whorish. I doubt she has ever gotten laid on the first place, plus, a quote from gamora: "I will not fall prey to you pelvic sorcery") 2:43 (...) 2:51 (imagine if those were the last words you would ever hear) 3:19 (it's your choice if you decideto remove someone's spine, don'tlisten to them drax!)

@Maryannis2prettyyyy Жыл бұрын

Fr it’s so funny for no reason 😭

@dmgroberts5471 Жыл бұрын

And the line that precedes that: "Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries." Thank you, Drax, for sitting on that information until it was not only useless, but unhelpful.

@giovannachavez9911 Жыл бұрын

The way he says it so casual after snitching hahahah😂😂😂

@laurencenarte3224 Жыл бұрын

"Drax, do u have tape?" "Does scotch tape work?" "Ofcourse, scotch tape would work!" "Don't have it" "THEN WHY DID YOU ASK..?"

@psycholaw4394 11 ай бұрын

"What are you taking about Peter Quill, you did" "Stop being a smart ass" "My butt is hardly smart, unless you are telling me this where your species brain is located"

@hasbulla2012 5 ай бұрын

The beauty of this is that we don’t even hear Drax, but everyone can imagine the exact way he would deliver the line😂😂

@irick3000 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, drax has been in every single marvel movie... ever. He is very difficult to see, because he is standing incredibly still

@Scheboygan8767 Жыл бұрын

Fun fact you stole this comment

@irick3000 Жыл бұрын

@jackruiz8647 i like fun facts 👍 now we are both more rich with knowledge

@advantage3824 3 жыл бұрын

"You look exactly alike!" "ONE'S BLUE" Drax does not see skin color.

@underatedmazician20 2 жыл бұрын

drax is color blind

@fahmiramlifunartist 2 жыл бұрын

No,drax think yondu married with quill mother and quill has follow his mother's skin. So,LOL

@brightblackgrouse6236 2 жыл бұрын

Drax is unbased

@spicyghost6655 2 жыл бұрын

he can see skin color if not then how did he know gamora is green?

@twitterboimarsaucykgmailcom 2 жыл бұрын

@@spicyghost6655 Dude he meant Drax isn't racist not that he literally can't see skin color. Jesus, people are stupid now a days

@jayrivers8478 3 жыл бұрын

"Kick names, take ass." "Yeah that's right."

@AwesomeDude799 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite line. 🤣☠

@nicholasgallegos4477 3 жыл бұрын

The ya that right haha

@Sizzlik 3 жыл бұрын

Kick bubblegum and chew ass

@andrewphillips4266 3 жыл бұрын

I personally find that much more scary XD

@KKRCeb 3 жыл бұрын

lolll 1k like

@calebhastings2901 Жыл бұрын

7:55 Wow Drax had some good character development here! He learned how to tell a lie! XD

@erikagrace9278 Жыл бұрын

“I thought Yondu was your father” “What? We’ve been together this whole time and you thought yondu was my actual blood relative??” “You look exactly alike!” “Ones blue!!” Gets me everytime 😂

@davecameron4223 3 жыл бұрын

Drax’s face when he tells mantis she can pet rocket is priceless

@sarasweightlossjourney1432 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@sarasweightlossjourney1432 3 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHA HAHAHA!!! That is called a practical joke hahaha 😂

@aneetashahi5787 3 жыл бұрын

Puppy 😂😂

@sauditate4562 2 жыл бұрын

😬😬😬😲😁😁😁😂😂😂😂

@chumcalmdown 2 жыл бұрын

That's good writing lol

@TheMikestastny 3 жыл бұрын

"I tried to let you down easily by telling you I found you disgusting." Lolol

@therealdannyfenton 3 жыл бұрын

When she says just tell me how you feel 😂

@Matt-wf7ry 3 жыл бұрын

Definitely my favorite of the bunch!

@geraldfrost4710 3 жыл бұрын

She figures it out by the end; "Kickin names and taking ass!"

@trunksx2497 3 жыл бұрын

@@therealdannyfenton yo

@BlissAden 3 жыл бұрын

gerald frost I don’t get that part

@Lieutenant_Dude 11 ай бұрын

In Drax’s defense, he was basically invisible for an hour. He stood there looking at them for an hour before they noticed.

@transbender5906 Жыл бұрын

“I SAVED QUILL” “We already established that you blowing up the ship I am on is not saving me” “What did we establish that” “Like THREE SECONDS AGO” “I wasn’t listening I was thinking of something else”

@officialjbc 3 жыл бұрын

7:11 Drax: I'm sorry but i like a woman with some meat on her bones i tried to let you down easily by telling you i found you disgusting. Mantis: What no i don't even like you like that i don't even like the type of thing that you are. Drax: Hey there's no need to get personal.

@sonnyfox8407 3 жыл бұрын

Well she did just insult his whole species

@johnnyson7474 3 жыл бұрын

lmao i love his character

@ImanNewman 3 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic kinda looks like drax irl

@mr.doctorcaptain1124 3 жыл бұрын

@@sonnyfox8407 yeah that's why it's funny. He was insulting her personally by insulting her looks as an individual. Then she tells him she is not attracted to members of his species and he takes it as a personal insult, even though it wasnt. It's not like a white person saying they find Indians unattractive, it's like a human saying they find horses unattractive. It's not even remotely personal lol.

@katsirety4969 3 жыл бұрын

yeah i watched the video too

@cordelltaylorbkny 3 жыл бұрын

“Anulax batteries.” “Harbulary batteries...” “That’s nothing like what I just said.”

@noahtyre2535 3 жыл бұрын

I laugh every time

@cordelltaylorbkny 3 жыл бұрын

@@noahtyre2535 lowkey funniest moment for me 😂

@sonnyfox8407 3 жыл бұрын

Wrong it’s “Anulax batteries” “H A R B U L A R Y B A T T E R I E S”

@yoshee2532 3 жыл бұрын

4:33

@daemon_08 3 жыл бұрын

That's like funniest of them. I laugh every time

@Scaargarcia9995 Жыл бұрын

8:11, Even when he’s off screen he’s still funny 😆

@pleaseceasethistomfoolery 11 ай бұрын

Off-screen? He's right there.

@Scaargarcia9995 11 ай бұрын

@@pleaseceasethistomfooleryOh sorry! He must have stayed so incredibly still in the shot that he became invisible.

@saymyname6726 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he says "I am not a princess" with conviction 😂

@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 жыл бұрын

Me: His sense of humor is never to be found. Drax: Impossible. I never misplace anything.

@danielmediavilla03 3 жыл бұрын

I see, a great man of culture like you is omnipresent in every part of youtube.

@natgarret 3 жыл бұрын

Nice seeing you here

@elmerninis 3 жыл бұрын

Okward comments below

@PajamaManor 3 жыл бұрын

You don't have a mustache.

@merpuffedy 3 жыл бұрын

Dnsjjssis

@bigstanky2037 3 жыл бұрын

Drax: what are they called? Quill: annulax batteries Drax: *HARBULARY BATTERIES* ded

@AFdx2 3 жыл бұрын

"thats nothing like what i just said" LMAO

@SanskaarRaghuvanshi 2 жыл бұрын

Tanjirou: It's Kamado Tanjirou! Inouske: Alright Kamaboko Gonpachiro

@bigstanky2037 2 жыл бұрын

@@SanskaarRaghuvanshi huh?

@SanskaarRaghuvanshi 2 жыл бұрын

@@bigstanky2037 It's a Demon Slayer joke

@KidKaido 2 жыл бұрын

1k like just for you bro

@markdaoust9537 Жыл бұрын

"It's not ripe" is actually one of my favourite lines of his. So subtle and quick, but it made me laugh.

@LordChrome375 Жыл бұрын

5:27. I love how Rocket is more dumbfounded by this than Peter.

@KirkMoss 3 жыл бұрын

“Why would they do that?” “Probably because rocket stole some of their batteries.” “Dude?!!” “...Right. He didn’t steal some of those. I don’t know why they’re after us, what a mystery this is.” That deadpan delivery, fully believing he successfully covered the moment.. 😂

@Shyhispanicmale 3 жыл бұрын

I think that's my favorite line(s) out of all of them

@jetrickgordo4026 3 жыл бұрын

What's funny is he sounds intelligent while trying to make the dumbest excuse.

@jonnybrello4360 3 жыл бұрын

He found the perfect role after leaving wrestling for acting. They can even cover his tattoos.

@RoboVenturer 3 жыл бұрын

Lol I just read this as the scene came up

@tdjkhazard4522 3 жыл бұрын

The “what a mystery this is” always kills me 😂

@excutsdaily7335 3 жыл бұрын

The best thing that ever happened to Drax was Dave Bautista. I can't picture anyone pulling off the character better than him

@kaushaljoshi7472 3 жыл бұрын

I mean lot of actors could have pulled it off because most didn't know the character before. But yeah he obviously made it his own now.

@andrejspetersons8500 3 жыл бұрын

Marvel studios has done an amazing job on casting. EVERY character is played by the most appropriate actor/actress. Especially Thor and Tony Stark.

@GlobenTrote 3 жыл бұрын

@@andrejspetersons8500 The MCU is a comedy show. 80% of the cast is basically playing extensions of their real-life personas.

@InspireMe819 3 жыл бұрын

@@andrejspetersons8500 i thought Fox did a good job with XMen. professor x, wolverine, and deadpool.

@rudkomontana2618 3 жыл бұрын

@@GlobenTrote dont call the MCU a comedy show. I dindtn like ragnarok either but a little more respect boy

@POOPGOD999 Жыл бұрын

Batista does not get enough credit for how damn funny he is as drax and just his portrayal of drax in general. Dont know anyone else who can pull it off so well

@Jose-se9pu 2 жыл бұрын

I understand turning him into the comic relief made sense because audiences found him pretty funny in the first movie, but Drax works better when the comedy comes from him taking the situations extremelly serious, not because he is some sort of clown.

@jasapotato8362 Жыл бұрын

This

@mediakira6621 Жыл бұрын

Agreed. Not the “HAHAHAHA! THAT IS FUNNY! “ moron everyone seems to enjoy

@thesaviorofsouls5210 11 ай бұрын

I mean it was said his species are extremely literal, every character in the guardians of the galaxy is growing as a person. It only makes sense he gains more of a humorous side to his literal murderous side.

@BitrateBilly 10 ай бұрын

Thing is, I feel like he IS taking it seriously, just that the combination of opening up to his new family + his species taking everything literally results in more hilarious moments with him.

@victormeyers1860 3 жыл бұрын

“Mantis! Look out!” is easily the funniest part of this movie

@tampa2360 3 жыл бұрын

That and “out of the way, dumber, smaller groot!” are my favorites 😂

@kenb7264 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao Hell Yeah

@ninjareaper3577 3 жыл бұрын

don't forget 2:35

@17sylargino 3 жыл бұрын

Piccolo dodge

@kansergaming3106 3 жыл бұрын

Basically my team when warning me of ganks in ranked games.

@Rocky_Creatz 3 жыл бұрын

“Can I pet your puppy? He’s adorable” *”YES”*

@matthalaboo6694 2 жыл бұрын

Drax: That's called a practical joke Mantis: I liked it very much Drax: I just made it up

@El-Burrito 2 жыл бұрын

Props to Mantis for rolling with the punches

@Jowseye 2 жыл бұрын

420

@chrislangton4662 2 жыл бұрын

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@adolfemmanuelesparas3922 2 жыл бұрын

I remember when someone asked Uncle Roger if pork is halal.. after a brief pause.. he said "Yes!"

@mhm1291 Жыл бұрын

I love how hilarious drax is effortlessly. Void of any expression , still so funny. I just lose it everytime he goes “ahahaha”

@toastyeditz Жыл бұрын

4:00 literally gives me the best belly laughs, because of how perfectly Bautista can weave in his own 😂

@RPIXELN 2 жыл бұрын

I love Drax maniacal laugh when facing a nice death

@indi_kpop_4eva Жыл бұрын

Yeah lol i laugh every time I hear it

@azarielmartinez9770 11 ай бұрын

It’s always the “YES” at the end of every “AH-HAHAHAHAHA” that gets me 🤣🤣

@JobelMT 9 ай бұрын

Man’s having fun XD

@K1NG0FW0LV35 3 жыл бұрын

its not that drax doesnt have social skills... its that his social skills are too advanced for mere mortals to understand...

@srgetem 2 жыл бұрын

Drax is mortal

@K1NG0FW0LV35 2 жыл бұрын

@@srgetem are you sure about that?

@salsaspartan7 2 жыл бұрын

My goals are beyond your understanding!

@Phil_SG 2 жыл бұрын

You’re definitely talking like Zamasu

@Zak-tk8wv 2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@SgtMiller 3 жыл бұрын

Lets be honest, Mantis saying: "Kick names, take ass." Is probably next to the best thing about this video.

@Heller103085 3 жыл бұрын

And the way drax is so satisfied with that answer is great

@fantasyman2721 3 жыл бұрын

*"Yeah, that's right"*

@yoshimina4551 3 жыл бұрын

Another reason why mantis is fucking adorable

@Dilllonm 3 жыл бұрын

tony- we are alll gonna die-- peter- my dreams of how advanced aliens must be is shattered

@PipMane 2 жыл бұрын

It's corny

@DeanteKkOT 8 ай бұрын

Drax is not dumb. He’s just extremely literal for some reason

@anonym58063 Жыл бұрын

You left out his arguably greatest quote: "Humility? I like it. I too am extraordinarily humble."

@emiliolopez5849 3 жыл бұрын

You forgot the part where he says "why is Gamora" that's my favorite Drax moment

@yasasvinitiwari6799 3 жыл бұрын

I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER - WHY IS GAMORA?😭

@scarecrowsoothsayer6719 2 жыл бұрын

P H I L I S O P H Y... that I have actually thought about and gotten an answer to.

@VeggieBoi-rt6qm 2 жыл бұрын

Did you know that line was entirely unscripted he was actually supposed to say something totally different but it wasn't super important and he forgot so he just said whatever came to mind

@emiliolopez5849 2 жыл бұрын

@@VeggieBoi-rt6qm I didn’t know that haha that makes it even better

@llody7777 2 жыл бұрын

I'll do you one better: When is Gamora?

@mensrea1251 2 жыл бұрын

“Kick names, take ass” “Yeah, that’s right” Never gets old 😂

@random.3665 2 жыл бұрын

I know its a dumb question, but i really wonder what the "Take names" part of the - untangled- statement is supposed to mean....

@Johnny-yx2qx Жыл бұрын

@@random.3665 it means that they messed up the phrase like when people say the turned tables instead of tables have turned

@freemanoxenholmes2241 Жыл бұрын

I laughed because of how His response Reminded me of David puddy from Seinfeld

@JJMain Жыл бұрын

@@random.3665 I think I get what question you're asking. To take names is to make a list of names of enemies to punish in the future. So basically to kick ass and take names is just saying they won't stop there, more ass kicking awaits.

@random.3665 Жыл бұрын

@@JJMain Thanks, yes that was the question i was asking^^.

@grassbackyard3825 2 жыл бұрын

When he said “one might assume she was dead” about his dead wife… I couldn’t help but cry on what a women Drax lost, and how blessed and beautiful his wife was. I was engorged as well. Luckiest man in the universe.

@misterm2590 Жыл бұрын

At least when he tells you a compliment you know he's telling the truth.

@bestintheworld568 2 жыл бұрын

"You look exactly alike" "One's blue!" Drax is the literal definition of someone who isn't racist, no skin colour seen at all And I'm convinced Dave Bautista just blurted out hilarious lines a lot of the time and the directors just kept them in

@ohnobro1424 2 жыл бұрын

I’m like 90% sure that line was improvised

@HillLuvJump999 2 жыл бұрын

I really hope that you saying that not seeing skin color is not a racist is just you quoting a meme 😑

@LiveTenYearsInthejointReaction Жыл бұрын

@@HillLuvJump999 so color blind people are racist? lmao

@jasonoreilly2795 Жыл бұрын

@@HillLuvJump999 oh no! Shock horror! What if?! Then what?

@SlyRoapa Жыл бұрын

It seems his vision is based on movement (why he thinks staying still makes him invisible), which would make him literally colour blind.

@RollyAces 3 жыл бұрын

7:44 Drax: Out of the way dumber, smaller Groot! Baby Groot: Attempts to kill Drax

@aneetashahi5787 3 жыл бұрын

That was so amazing!!

@richardrisvian938 2 жыл бұрын

I always repeat that scene because it's so hilarious

@7daysaweekeobseo975 2 жыл бұрын

That was adorable lol

@roobz4173 2 жыл бұрын

7:45 as a replay button, so I don’t have to wait the second for it to happen

@kinda_cold_in_the_closet 11 ай бұрын

I don't care what you say, Mantis and Drax are the most chaotic duo that share a single braincell at all times and I love them

@CLSGL Жыл бұрын

5:15 - My all time favorite Drax scene. “It’s not ripe.”

@Artemis-eu5ql 3 жыл бұрын

Wishing Thanos didn’t take out Drax’s species

@briang.2218 3 жыл бұрын

Was it THanos or Ronan who did it directly? 'cause if it was Thanos, then about half of them should be still alive.

@GuilhermeSales09 3 жыл бұрын

@@briang.2218 I think it was Ronan

@1LuvMLPFiM 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if his entire species act just like him naturally lol. An entire race of comedians.

@fayeprime9631 3 жыл бұрын

@@1LuvMLPFiM that would be awesome

@tinamoul 3 жыл бұрын

Just imagine a party on their planet. Everybody standing perfectly still as the music blasts away.

@icephoenix2099 3 жыл бұрын

1:11 Drax: Nothing goes over my head my reflexes are too fast I will catch it 8:21 Drax: Mantis!! Look out!!!

@michaelcarrasquillo4781 3 жыл бұрын

I almost felt like he let it hit her on purpose then acted like he was trying to warn her 😂

@oswaldlancaster6855 3 жыл бұрын

Technically not over _his head_

@kushiro_amlyn2485 3 жыл бұрын

Tf LMAOOO

@NormAppleton 3 жыл бұрын

@@kushiro_amlyn2485 Say good night Gracy...Good night, Gracy! Batista is no fool

@Rocky_Creatz 3 жыл бұрын

Spidersenses on the next level

@mannofdober873 Жыл бұрын

"His people are completely literal, metaphors would go over his head." "Nothing would go over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it."

@adada376 Жыл бұрын

How can someone look so scary and be so cute at the same time Drax: yes

@brainloading5543 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact : Dave Bautista is the highest paid actor in Hollywood history. He's been featured in all of the more than 25 movies marvel has produced, in every single scene, the only thing is that we couldn't see him.

@buckoboii 2 жыл бұрын

Bruh you had me for sec🤣

@shyloart Жыл бұрын

You had me in the first half ngl 🤣

@SM-qn7sr Жыл бұрын

Or do you mean his WWE co-star John “You Can’t See Me” Cena 😌

@Crimson.Creates Жыл бұрын

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

@alexjewett7455 Жыл бұрын

Almost had me for a second.

@dembrowi_n_c.5111 2 жыл бұрын

This is no lack of social skills, this is an extreme abundance of humble confidence.

@jculver1674 11 ай бұрын

I, too, am extraordinarily humble.

@cookiecola5852 11 ай бұрын

Yeah Drax: IAM NOT A PRINCESS!!

@ruly8153 Жыл бұрын

I love how Drax is literally thick. He’s undeniably stupid. And they don’t shy away from it.

@mr.wilkie2323 Жыл бұрын

Mantis: “Kick names, Take ass” Drax with the most confidence out of everyone: “yeah that’s right”

@stepanserdyuk4589 3 жыл бұрын

"I tried to let you down easily by telling you that I find you disgusting..." Gotta use that

@sadboylara 3 жыл бұрын

Drax ain't no simp 😏

@kennethiboko1648 3 жыл бұрын

The best part kick names take ass

@ThatKidWitTheAfro 3 жыл бұрын

He took the red pill every morning.

@sarahhammond6375 3 жыл бұрын

Works every time

@ricksanchez8177 3 жыл бұрын

5:21 Peter: “We’ve been together all this time and u thought Yandu was my actual blood relative” Drax: “You look exactly alike” Rocket: “Ones blue!”

@johnblacksad1627 3 жыл бұрын

If you think about it, he probably meant personality wise. Peter and Wondu are alike in many many ways, he was right, and that makes this scene a ton more cute :)

@ItheauthorityI 3 жыл бұрын

I love how disgusted Rocket looks during this conversation LMAO

@prowthegamer 3 жыл бұрын

@@ItheauthorityI Fr lmfao

@randomizer7s20 3 жыл бұрын

okay everyone is repeating the line like: "One's Blue!" but I swear I always heard it said: "Yan's Blue!" Yan = Yandu

@tnb4509 3 жыл бұрын

@@johnblacksad1627 He said "You LOOK exactly alike". Last time I checked 'look' means Drax was talking about looks.

@WJen8 Жыл бұрын

I loved Rocket's expression after Drax was like they look exactly the same 🤣 Rocket is like wtf is wrong with everyone...

@JowieBlaze 2 жыл бұрын

He's just wise, like an old woman

@newlgh 2 жыл бұрын

8:21 "Mantis! Look out!" Just slays me everytime.

@cursedbusta3774 2 жыл бұрын

He was lagging so it was too late lol

@dmitrix7986 Жыл бұрын

Because he's reflexes is to fast he can't catch it

@marcusramolefo551 Жыл бұрын

@@dmitrix7986 Her reflexes are so fast, it didn't go over her head

@uriahakabrowndog3406 Жыл бұрын

@@marcusramolefo551 Drax has the gift of precognition.

@homicidalsound9599 Жыл бұрын

1000 ping

@williampitts7646 3 жыл бұрын

If those aren't social skills, then I don't know what social skills are.

@ChristianFrates1997 3 жыл бұрын

I live with autism and I find this relatable!

@redd-qh4xn 3 жыл бұрын

@@ChristianFrates1997 he is a alien.

@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 3 жыл бұрын

@@redd-qh4xn so? Just because they are aliens doesn't mean they can't relate with them. These movies do a very good job of MAKING these aliens relatable. Like sure, we all don't have a giant planet as a dad, but some can relate to have a father who you thought the world of turn out to be a giant asshole.

@danceman6188 3 жыл бұрын

@@potatomer true man but you arent I thought like that for years but now I now I can be normal and am kinda normal sometimes

@terribleivy Жыл бұрын

Dave absolutely killed it as Drax!!!!

@szethSW Жыл бұрын

Best thing about Drax, is that he tells it the way it is. Never change buddy. 👍

@IftiAlam1999 2 жыл бұрын

I really need a Drax series. He's been wasted by being played as a joke but he's a badass and has a very heartbreaking story. Him avenging his daughter and wife could've been done more respectfully.

@ghostk-7926 2 жыл бұрын

Fair enough, though he’d never beat Thanos, with or without the stones.

@LordofFullmetal 2 жыл бұрын

I think the actor's stepping back from the role, unfortunately. He made a post online that sounded very much like "I'm saying goodbye to this character now".

@newtype5005 2 жыл бұрын

@@ghostk-7926 Don't know Drax's limits in the MCU but comics Drax has killed Thanos

@ghostk-7926 2 жыл бұрын

@@newtype5005 Ah, looked it up. Killed Thanos while he was busy with freeing Galactus.

@newtype5005 2 жыл бұрын

@@ghostk-7926 that's just one of the instances he killed him though there's also that one time when he impaled him... Drax is capable of soloing Thanos, he's literally brought back from the dead by Thanos' dad and granddad just to destroy him

@rosyreverie 3 жыл бұрын

“I wasn’t listening I was thinking of something else” is a underrated hilarious Drax moment

@scarecrowsoothsayer6719 2 жыл бұрын

I always use that line in class. Works every time!

@ohnobro1424 2 жыл бұрын

As someone with ADHD, that line is such a mood

@jjack3186 2 жыл бұрын

Mood af

@ethanlong4670 2 жыл бұрын

I grew up as an only child with a single mom and not much friends growing up, so I relate to Drax alot.

@AlexSmith-mg6we 2 жыл бұрын

The part where mantis gets hit by debree and Drax says look out after she gets hit is comedy gold 🤣

@josephsalmonte4995 5 ай бұрын

Debris. Smh

@saubriz 3 жыл бұрын

“You’re an imbecile” “Nothing goes over my head” “I am not a princess!” lol, classic....

@carlwheezerofsouls3273 2 жыл бұрын

wow, the bot replies…… youtube should honestly be embarrassed by this.

@margogoralski6294 2 жыл бұрын

@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 Agreed.

@kratosgow09 2 жыл бұрын

Mantis: Am I ugly? Drax: You're horrifying to look at, yes. 🤣🤣🤣

@stuhff8169 Жыл бұрын

He's that brutally honest friend

@dmgroberts5471 Жыл бұрын

But that's a good thing, because if someone likes you, you know that they like you, not your looks. Attractive people never know who to trust.

@cybremystica93 Жыл бұрын

He might’ve been honest, and tried to redeem himself by saying they’ll love you for who you are. Even if he wasn’t trying to be rude….he’s blind as hell, she’s beautiful outside and inside ❤

@juliashenandoah3965 Жыл бұрын

Drax is the best! (Especially in the Guardians of the Galaxy game)

@necrosis6037 Жыл бұрын

@@dmgroberts5471that’s cool til you start cutting yourself and starving yourself

@chickendrawsdogs3343 Жыл бұрын

I'll never get over Drax's smile when Groot was slamming those guys against the walls. 🤣

@water5210 Жыл бұрын

Drax: *You are horrifying to look at* Also Drax: There's no need to get personal

@versatileduplicity9313 Жыл бұрын

😂

@TheguyfromJurassicpark3 3 жыл бұрын

Mantis: *Gets hit by a flying peice of shrapnel* Drax: "MANTIS! LOOK OUT!!!"

@raspao4 3 жыл бұрын

On one of the trailers quill says oh wow.. when she gets hit and he says: I try guys. which for me was more funny than what they ended up going with

@TheguyfromJurassicpark3 3 жыл бұрын

@Kang Afa No

@TheguyfromJurassicpark3 3 жыл бұрын

@@hanifafrizal8730 I said no

@skla8580 2 жыл бұрын

It’s my favourite moment ngl

@Diepvries11 2 жыл бұрын

Proving his reflexes aren't that great.

@nissienkkuchovwa9535 3 жыл бұрын

Peter: ''...you're like an old woman.'' Drax: '' Because I'm wise?" 🤣🤣

@dohertme 3 жыл бұрын

He understood that metaphor!

@thuskranger3735 3 жыл бұрын

Actually its a simile

@actualteddybear891 3 жыл бұрын

Fucking zing sit down quill

@theextremeanimator4721 3 жыл бұрын

That scene just played as i read this!

@davidwalker5990 Жыл бұрын

Every Drax interaction with Mantis is adorable.

@ericotani6611 2 жыл бұрын

Part of the reason I enjoyed the second movie more were just because of the interactions between Mantis and Drax. 😂

@iamnel3141 3 жыл бұрын

Drax: *bullies Gamora Nebula: *bullies Gamora Drax: *Blast Nebula *NOBODY TALKS TO MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT*

@celinnejansson5679 3 жыл бұрын

So basically every friendship ever?

@alinkinthecomments2639 3 жыл бұрын

Drax is legit the best part of the MCU

@Hammern28 3 жыл бұрын

Hands down the most hilarious and awesome character in the entire MCU!

@chansky4271 3 жыл бұрын

Put Luis in there

@nykv9101 3 жыл бұрын

Korg is close

@sadiquebakar9070 3 жыл бұрын

Rocket

@Decrepit_biker 3 жыл бұрын

Korg is a close 2nd...

@enderfire7214 7 ай бұрын

Drax is definitely one of the most literal person I have ever seen on a movie.

@crackasmackin1899 Жыл бұрын

5:20 rockets reaction is hilarious and it never fails to make me laugh

@watch-box 2 жыл бұрын

Drax and Mantis are so good together - a great comic relief in an action movie that isnt overdone.

@DarsiPadilla Жыл бұрын

At what price? Drax in the comics was a construct whose sole purpose is to destroy Thanos. Mantis... is just there. Making them alien is a good idea; but making them jokes is not, especially with the brand synergy.

@megatronchan1282 Жыл бұрын

They both share a single brain cell

@jonahulichny9874 Жыл бұрын

@@DarsiPadilla who cares about the comics, like seriously? I don’t mean that in a “comics are for nerds” kind of way, but they have no bearing on marvel movies.

@DarsiPadilla Жыл бұрын

@@jonahulichny9874 because the comics are the source material.🙄

@jonahulichny9874 Жыл бұрын

@@DarsiPadilla yeah I know that, but given how things like thanos's motivation or other key details arent exact adptations, Im not sure that means much, least not enough to warrant getting angry over drax and mantis.

@errorissinsan 3 жыл бұрын

I just- ı realize drax and my father share the same sense of humor.

@monkeybandit222 3 жыл бұрын

“Yes you may pet the dog”

@johndetheshape3095 3 жыл бұрын

I think thats what most peoples fathers are like 😂

@geraldfrost4710 3 жыл бұрын

@@monkeybandit222 snap bite growl "It's not my dog."

@monkeybandit222 3 жыл бұрын

@@geraldfrost4710 lol

@henrywalke9129 3 жыл бұрын

You have an excellent father

@keelysmash Жыл бұрын

Its insane that the WWE star turned out too be the best part of this series

@ccp0 Жыл бұрын

“Do not ever call me a thesaurus” why am i laughing so hard

@Forenzikproductions 3 жыл бұрын

5:21 Rocket kills me in this scene xD "One's BLUE!!!!"

@lesterfalcon1350 3 жыл бұрын

Even though I know it's Bradley Cooper doing the voice, I can't picture of hear Bradley in the character at all. It's always just Rocket. Love his fist shakes when mimicking the Collector

@armarelder7260 3 жыл бұрын

If u look at nebula wen he says that he thought yondu was his dad nebula has the same reaction as rocket like " are u f××king serious" that was the moment i started to like nebulas character.

@FredericFreedom 3 жыл бұрын

@@lesterfalcon1350 it's brilliant acting.

@DJSCRMNGHST 3 жыл бұрын

Is Drax colorblind?🤔😂

@ProteanDev 3 жыл бұрын

At least your boi Drax doesn't discriminate color