Heavy: "I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Medic: **outsmarts bullet**

funny tf2 fact: killing a scout with explosives that cause dismemberment has a chance for a dove to spawn out of the scout, this was added after meet the medic and the game went free to play.

The game is old as hell, but it just hit a new all time high count for players. The community will never die lol

Heavy’s context The reason he’s so serious during his video is because he’s playing his part, Mann Co wanted a heavy weapons guy and that’s what they’ll get. Heavy is quite smart and has his own tragic past, but that’s not related to his current job.

Some context: 1. Spy wasn't teleporting. He was cloaking/ decloaking 2. It's canon that (Red) Spy is Scout's biological father

Imagine making a small jab at your colleague and they, not only bring your mother into this but show the hardest evidence ever to back it up.

"The answer...is a gun." has the same energy as "The secret ingredient...is crime."

Scout's legs flailing about at 3:00 is because he can double jump in the game, that's what's being shown here :) He's also the fastest class in the game. He was the weakest of his 7 brothers, so he had to make it up with speed (and apparently learning how to double jump? lol)

The servers are ABSOLUTELY still live. That game will never die. I actually just put an entire weekend into the game, and it's just pure dumb fun. 12/10 game

You can tell this dude loves all the characters from how crazy, metaphorically, and literally, they all are, lmao.

" If i download the game, would people play with me?" *Rabbit hole forshadowing*

I love how the plot twist in Meet the Spy explains why the "scouts" reaction was so genuine, which also makes you suspect him less, just that the reaction is "How did you get these?!". 🙂

I love it when new people discover TF2. Because, inevitably, the TF2 community discovers THEM. And we all get to have a good time, reliving old memories and making new ones. I hope you'll explore the franchise further!

I love how Medic even went as far to put an ashtray in the fridge for Spy

Words can’t describe how happy it makes me feel seeing people still getting into this game, you gotta watch their other stuff too!

Fun fact: The Heavy has a deep respect for The Medic, because he did, in fact, outsmart a bullet.

Fun Fact: Demoman is still the only Scottish black man to ever appear in video game history.

Rest in Peace Rick May, the Soldier's VA. It took a stroke, a cancer on his throat and covid to take him down.

I love how this mans pulled a gun on Engineer and called him stupid, while Engie cannonically has 11 PhDs and those turrets would rip us all in half instantly

Tf2 has outlived the rise and fall of Overwatch. Twice.

man this dude would be the perfect hype man

11:35 If you do the math, it's 100% correct. 10,000 rounds per minute times $200 custom toll cartridges = $2,000,000 per minute, or 60 seconds. $2,000,000 divided by 60 = $33,333.3(333...) per second $33,333.3(333...) times 12 = $400,000 per 12 seconds.

Correction Spy can’t teleport but he can turn Invisible for 10 seconds

Fun fact: All the lines in Meet the Sandvich were improvised by the voice actors in the booth. The had to scrap the original script for legal reasons and just made shit up to maintain job security.

It cost $400,000 in 1968. Meaning it would cost $3,585,818.18 to fire that weapon in the 2023 USD for 12 seconds. Meaning Mann Co. spends more money on heavy’s weapon than the US does on F-22s

You can actually tell Scout's the Spy in the first few shots. He doesn't know the code to the door, he immediately rushes towards the briefcase, he grabs the knife by the safe handle and "cuts" himself (which is only possible if you grabbed it by the bite handle, the handle that has the blade facing it), and he says "no offense" to Spy even though the real Scout would _never_ say that.

Fun fact: the gun medic is holding is "quickfix" in-game it not make you bulletproof,it is only triple the healing when charge

17:48 Welcome to the world of TF2, 15+ year old game which is still going by the way. If you delve deeper, beware for your sanity for it may become lost from the lore, smexuals, and Ytps lol. 25:07 Best "Your Mother" comeback ever, nothing can top it.

“Does it still exist” This game has outlasted almost every other multiplayer game

The Sandvich is an item you get either by random drop or by completing the achievement "Heavy milestone 1" you can use it as heavy to restore your health, or give it to a random teammate to heal them.

Funnily enough, you wouldn't be able to flip Heavy's rounds for money since they're canonically an unregistered caliber. Heavy says this because he doesn't want enemies to be able to reuse his ammunition if they were able to get ahold of it. 400,000 dollars for a reason

Dude thinks he's dangerous or something with that glock prop lol

I find it funny how this guy has beef with arguably the chillest of the mercs

I fear no man. But that thing... It ' *SCARES* ' me...

18:10 That's actually a reference to actual scientific experiments where they used electrical power to re-animate the head of a dog. Look up the Russian documentary 'Experiments in the Revival of Organisms' if you want to learn more. :)

This game is one that found the Holy Grail and gained eternal life. The game hasn’t been given a major content update in actual years but the playerbase is still massive, even bigger than some modern recent games that are getting new things added. It’s kinda wild tbh

I’m glad this guy actually pauses when he reacts or laughs to something instead of letting the video play and just completely ignoring the next 10 seconds of it

game originally came out 10/10/2007. It got an update recently, for the summer of 2023. Scout carries a scattergun, a pistol, and a metal baseball bat. He is the fastest class, running 33% faster than base speed. He is able to double jump. His scattergun can deal up to 100 damage a shot at point blank range. To offset this, he's frail, at only 125 hp. He has a high opinion of himself, and a bit of a god complex Soldier is robust. Rocket launcher, shotgun, shovel. A true american through and through, a veteran of his own campaign in poland in 1946 for WWII. Pyro. Flamethrower, shotgun, fire axe. Not much is known except their love of fire, and seemingly innocent demeanor as they fricassee enemies. Demoman, grenade launcher, stickybomb launcher, and a bottle of scrumpy. Always drunk, always setting traps, and is a monster at taking out large groups of enemies with some friendly support. Heavy. Minigun, shotgun, bare knuckles. The Big shaved bear that hates people. Well, that's what he wants you thinking anyway. Engineer. Shotgun, pistol, wrench, and his buildings. All round supporter, and texan through and through. Medic. Syringe gun, medigun, bonesaw. A doctor that prefers his experiments, his discovery of the tech that leads to his medigun was a happy accident. Sniper. Sniper rifle, smg, kukri. A professional hitman, and yes, those were jars of piss. Spy. Revolver, balisong knife, sapper, disguise kit, and invisibility watch. A masked murderer, wrapped in shadow, bathed in enigma, and did the dirty with scout's mother....about nine months before scout was born.

Best thing about this game, is its never gonna disappear, this game will never die, and yes tf2 is still playable to this day, tf2 the 13 year old game is still running with servers full of people playing

Engineer's Guns? They don't know fear, they don't feel pain. And they shoot a bigger bullet than whatever that peashooter's got. And best of all, they're automated. They'll be shootin' while he's rancho relaxin'.

Some things to note: The Spy does not teleport, he just goes invisible. Pyro is not insane, we can see the words “OPTICAL MASK” written on his gas mask, implying that the mask distorts his vision into what he’s seeing. The long censor in Demo’s bit is actually him talking about the Loch Ness Monster, it was censored because in lore the Scottish government didn’t want that information being revealed. Medic sold his soul to the devil, he then took his teammates souls and used that to get into heaven. Sniper’s jars of piss are a secondary weapon he can use, they cause enemies to take Mini-Crit damage. The Sandvich is a secondary weapon the Heavy can use, it restores him to maximum health and can be dropped to give anyone who picks it up (Enemies included) 50% of their max health back.

So, fun fact. In Meet The Spy, it actually gives away who the spy is at the start. The "scout" pricks himself with the blunt end of the knife. Also, the Blue Spy is finished off by the Red one when he says "right behind you". He's pointing at the Scout before he's shot.

These characters- all of them are crazy, but it's weirdly charming.

The in game lore reason for Heavy's guns being so expensive to shoot is because he spends most of his money buying antique silver coins to melt down to make bullets, lmao.

30:37 blud got possessed by Chewbacca for one second

They just did a huge update not long ago, and it’s still free to play as far as I’m aware. Go play it, friend. Be free from the shackles of modern day gaming. Let us know how it went! It’s insane, but honestly all in good fun.

Eventhough this game is 16 years old, it's more alive than ever rn, since it's got it first major update in 6 years! It's trending rn cuz of all the memes, music and fan animations (Emesis Blue best TF2 movie hands down) and the hilarious downfall of Overwatch 2. I still playing the game and would love to play with you

Drazu looks like spooderman when he puts on that red mask

Which reminds me, look up Lazy Purple's "what it feels like to play ___" series where he goes over each class and how they feel to play. I promise the quality is just as good as these official ones he's very good. You'll love it if you loved these! Everyone who reacts to meet the team ends up reacting to those as well.

The game is still going strong, 16 years and its still one of the most popular shooter games there is.

When the Demoman's dialogue is censored, he isn't cursing and is instead revealing government secrets while drunk.

still to this day i cant get over the small detail of when Scout taps the camera, his finger smudges the lens and it stays there

Scouts line of "If you were from, where I was from, you'd be fucking dead" is so damn cold. Always loved that one.

It recently got an update and broke a player all time high

If you're thinking about trying this game out, I would highly HIGHLY recommend it. It's a fucking fantastic game for just not taking seriously and seeing how many fun kills you can get. Soldier is easily gonna be one of the best characters to get started with, but each of them have their own fun. If you're wanting to try it anytime soon, the game has been undergoing a massive issue with aimbots (snipers filling games with instant headshots, stuff like that). Generally right now they're showing up in the current featured "Summer" maps, so as long as you queue for the other modes like Control Point, King of the Hill, Capture the Flag, etc. You shouldn't see them quite as much. Seriously hope to see you in game, brother! TF2 has been one of my all time favorite games for roughly 15-ish years now lol

I just realized medic would know pyro's gender because he operated on them. And because he owns their soul.

Just a heads up, the Pyro's music tends to run into copyright issues, you might want to mute it to avoid takedowns.

The red spy shiesty has me CRYIINNNNGGG bro ☠️

It's funny that he starts getting angry at threats from trained mercenaries, but actually keep up the good work

“You call that breaking my spine? You red team ladies wouldn’t know how to break a spine if it- AARG! *MY SPIINNE!”*

I love how he's immediately drawn towards Spy

22:48 Actually in the comics, he meets up with his parents in the comic (not spoiling how) and they acknowledge and respect that he is a professional. Highly recommend reading the comics, as they are a lot of fun.

Canonically, the Engineer is from Texas. As a texan, i can confirm his view on "guns" is widely shared, and we all have mounted tripod turrets designed by him in our homes.

We want more of tf2 reaction!!!

Should definitely check out Expiration Date, another one of the official TF2 animations by Valve.

3:33 “D- do you have any idea? Any idea who I am?” *”Who are you?”* “Basically... kinda a big deal!”

TF2 is the kinda game you can hop on a match, ask for potion recipes, and end up in a cult

TF2 is a timeless masterpiece that has aged like a fine wine. also, rest in peace Rick May voice of the solder.

Heavy: Russian Demo: Scottish Soldier: American (Midwest) Scout: American (Boston) Spy: French Medic: German Engineer: American (Texas) Sniper: Australian (Born in New Zealand but raised by his adoptive parents in Australia) Pyro: Pyroland (Also Spy is Scout’s father, so Spy did, indeed, pull a “Your Mom” Joke on his own son, with photographic evidence)

You're gonna hear a lot of recommendations for animated TF2 content but primarily Expiration Date is the best imo. An official full length animation with its own little story. Good shit. Also you entertaining as hell dude

I highly recommend this video game! It's old but it aged like a fine wine with a strong playerbase that stood the test of time with an active community with artists and even technical creators who make new maps for the game to this very modern day. The combat is fast paced and action packed, but also rewards stealth and more strategic and slow gameplay for other class types. Want a change of pace from PvP? TF2 has you covered with a unique PvE gamemode called Mann vs. Machine. If you enjoy first person shooters and also robotic science fiction, TF2 has the best of both worlds! And most of all, it's free.

finally, someone who gives actual commentary instead of letting the video play and sitting in the corner of the screen

Now you've seen this, I beg of thee to watch more SFM videos, be they made by Valve or fan-created from people like The Winglet and Kostamoinen. *AND* LazyPurple's 'How it FEELS to play' series, they're all fantastic I promise you, the 'extras' videos included. Seriously though, it's always great to see people learning about this game, even if the prospect of anyone not knowing of it admittely baffles me.

"If I download this, would you play with me?" _salutes_ -"SIR! YES SIR!" _nods_ -"Da!" _stands at German attention_ -"Jawohl!" _chugs it_ -"Arhghnlghr the BOTH of you, yer ponk... ehm heven... larkeghrs one eyed bloode monster.... ERRRP!"

The game is old as balls but it recently had an all time player peak, 16 years after the initial release! It's still going strong. The community won't let it die any time soon.

This game is still very active, and even reached an all-time high in player-count recently! Although Valve won't update the game except for holidays anymore, the community is thriving. They even went ahead and put a VScript in, so EVERYONE could make their own updates basically.

Meet the spy has the most potent "Your mother" insult of all time

the cut to the mask during the spy made me cry laughing, just so out of nowhere lmao great editing

THE RED SPY FACEMASK LMAOOOO

Omg, my fav Jojo reaction youtuber is also reacting to my favorite game. This is a dream come true.

Fun thing about the Pyro (EDIT : with certain weapons and cosmetics) that when you play as him the game itself changes to look like that, voices sound all squeaky and people laugh instead of screaming when they get killed.

"If I download it, would you play with me" is what every TF2 gamer wants to hear 🥺

I love watching other people who may or may not have played this game react to it and maybe even try it, it makes me so happy that people really love and enjoy the things that i also enjoy even if they don't actually know much about it

So if you add together Blu Spy's and Red Spy's lines, you can get the full sentence "He could be in this very room, he could be you, he could be me, he could even be-" "… right behind you"

I've been playing this game off and on again for almost 15 years, and yes it's still popular. Welcome to our rabbit hole, I hope you enjoy your stay.

That will forever be the best use of "your Mother" in all of fiction due to him instantly backing it with photographic proof.

The joy of someone first watching this shows that TF2 is immortal.

Context on the Pyro, they don't know they're in a war. The Pyro's goggles change what they see. Edit: -_- just because most (all) of you don't believe me, that doesn't mean that i can't have my own god damn opinion. my god

Now that you've stepped into the rabbit hole that is TF2 SFM creations, there are three paths ahead of you leading even deeper. I recommend you continue upon the Official pathway to familiarise yourself with some of the lore, then you can release your inner Gamer and experience playing TF2 without actually playing it by following the Gameplay path, or pickup a compelling story with great action by stepping upon the Story path, or you can leap and tumble down deeper into the Team Fortress 2 rabbit hole that is the Lore path. Official: Valve's 'TF2 Official Videos' Playlist Gameplay: LazyPurple's 'How it feels to play...' Playlist Story: The Winglet's 'The Winglet tf2 story' Playlist Lore: The Beard's 'Mann co no more' Playlist If you still doubt yourself to be a TF2 believer and you would rather stick to anime, then let me help you open your eyes. Team Fortress 2 IS the anime! And the holy scripts of ceno0's 'POOTIS ENGAGE' and 'Pootis Engage // EXTREME' are a proof!

Fun fact soldier has led poisoning and that's why he was like that Also engineers glove is a robotic arm he made, he cut his hand off to make himself one

And the fact that spy is actually scouts dad is even funnier-

TF2 is still one of the most charming games ever made. These trailers entirely encapsulate the game's fantastic vibe, it's SO much better than any of these idea-less fortnite-ripoff aesthetics in AAA shooters. Just shove funny cosmetics in and that's that. TF2 has those but good lord the core characters are SO cool.

The servers are totally still up! We recently hit 250k player count as an all time peak! Now’s a good time to get into the game. You’re not playing the full game until you unlock all the side grades btw. I’d recommend buying a key and using it to trade for the weapons from a trade website or server. If you don’t want to do all that there are quite a few achievement based items you could try out. If you play long enough you’ll start to naturally get sidegrades from the random drop system, but it will take a while to get everything. It’s $2.50 for a key and you’ll have so much extra currency you can probably buy a few low grade hats too. Additionally ever since we started having some bot problems, new accounts that haven’t spent money can’t talk or use the in game chat.

6:03 as a matter of fact, he was invisible, he didn’t teleport.

That wasn't a teleport, that was a cloaking device. Makes the guy invisible.

It’s one of the goofiest, cartooniest, nonsensical shooters ever made and it’s absolutely amazing

I absolutely love this guy's energy! Got my sub ^^

12:14 fun fact: the rounds cost so much that acording to lore, heavy is in crippling debt.

I find it funny how they always call the doves pigeons. Also, the spy CLOAKS, not teleports.

This ain’t it. Look up ‘Expiration Date’ and ‘End of the Line’; the latter was a community-made animation, but the guys at Valve who made the game decided to make it a canon story.