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I actually spoke this episode btw

Shoutout to Pyro for actually speaking this episode. So brave!

Dream has kittens. We have Spider-Ham ❤

Tonights the night

3 minutes in and Nerd is already describing sawing off a boy's legs. He is truly mentally stable foundation of this show

Best thing Dream ever did was force these four to sit in the same podcast together

****TIMESTAMPS**** 36:02 - Colossal Ad Read

Colossal saying "I've groomed a horse before" is the hardest I've laughed at any podcast

You can tell how repulsed and disgusted Colossal and Nerd were when Pyro told them how Dream calls his fans "kittens."

Is that what Pyro sounds like? I would have never guessed based on the last few episodes

Slipknot calling their fans maggots is more endearing than Dream calling his fans kittens. It's so fake and intentional to make his fans parasocial and now look at where he's at

It's funny how Pyro is talking a lot in this episode because he also had allegations and actually addressed them, while Dream is dodging them.

To Pyro's credit, when his drama happened he at least admitted it

This episode is so rewatchable. I especially liked the off-topic parts where it feels like friends in a bar instead of talking about drama slop

Hey unironic comment here for once, genuinely love this podcast, the 4 of you have great chemistry and the topics are always interesting, one of the few podcasts I keep coming back to, keep em coming boys :)

Ironic that Pyro is calling Clown the old man, even though he’s the one telling a nothing train ride story that he insists is funny.

Zoella's advent calendar being mentioned gave me whiplash

man i hope pyro does his great commentary this week just like he did with azzyland’s episode!

At this point Dream is digging his own grave

I saw Dream at a grocery store in Vegas a few months ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

The bit that gets me with Dream is if you look back at his career, almost nothing he did that made him grow was HIM. 80% of the content in his videos is his friends, and he barely posted, barely streamed, etc. On the DreamSMP - HIS INSANELY FAMOUS SERVER - He was barely ever on except for when it was important, and he was pumping himself up in a scripted event. Even in that initial PewDiePie seed video, I'm fairly sure he had a team of people working to find the seed, and IIRC he wasn't the one to find it. His whole following essentially was amassed from the viral following and growth of everyone around him and a single viral video series (with several of those people in it) - tons of remains of SMPEarth, as well as other previous events that came before. The only things Dream really did alone to get viral was cheat and get into controversies - the rest was largely other people. DSMP got big after people like Wilbur posted on it and started the shenanigans. Dream was not the driving force, he was the beneficiary, and from the sounds of it - behind the scenes he was an egotistical problem when it came to plotting stuff out. Then like... what has he done of note since dsmp and manhunt? The mask song where he rushed and underpaid animators that didn't know how to animate in that style? He's just coasted since then and been a menace online. Zero real value or content, he's only relevant because of the simp/hate cycle that has developed around him.

Pyrocynical did it.

So glad to see Pyro titled this episode

THE TROUGH HAS BEEN FILLED WITH SLOP!! REJOICE!!

Honestly Pokimane is basically a self fulfilling prophecy at this point. As mentioned she never takes any criticism for the actual bad things shes done, always differing the anger till later. So if she does anything she gets all that anger even if she does something not even worth getting upset over

Colossal, that was such a dad joke “groomed a horse”😭😭😭

Hearing Nerd to lose it when others are roasting Spider-Man was hilarious and so honest.

Its not a 30% mark up, its 300%. And the scam issue is the fact shes claiming these cookies she added a little vitamin D to is a Health food snack that she designed herself when it is just white label cookies from Costco. If she just said they were poki brand cookies then it would be fine, but shes out here saying these are brand new special designed health food snacks.

1:50 Dolan said it perfectly. Actual future vision

Colossal is like your old dad that you have to explain everything to until he makes his own opinion

Pyro the type of guy to finally do it and hit 1 million subscribers

So glad Pyro made it for this episode, he hasn't been on for a while so its nice hearing him say two sentences within the hour for once

please have Spider Ham as a guest

I used to be apart of the dream fan base and can I say that fandom is toxic like no other fandom I’ve been in ever. especially the huge stan accounts like “mils” etc. they are truly insane in the head.

that animated "Dream-Kitten" is vile

Ngl this was really a return to form to the podcast, i was actually laughing out loud during the "tonight's the night" part. Almost had to stop jogging to catch my breath. Btw if anyone reading this is on the discord and/or has contact with fat spider man, just tell him that even if it is a joke, this sort of stuff can have an impact on us, and he doesnt have to keep doing this just for the sake of others entertainment.

So brave of pyro do to something this episode. Truly one of the podcasts of all time.

using discord to solely post pictures of cats is the only moral way to use discord and not turn into a freak

I love when pyro channeled his inner Hasan Abi to move the goalposts of the argument by saying "le water bad"

this aged well

when u get older you'll realize that an adult weird enough to go through that much trouble to fake a MINECRAFT world record when you're ALREADY RICH ASF, that someone is going to have a lot of unsavory characteristics about them.. it basically just made everyone that knows this borderline fact put him under a microscope. He's paying the consequences of that action, and the way he handles it and acts and looks and everything just makes it worse and probably true.

I don't think I have genuinely met a person that likes La Croix other than it is a cheap sparkling water.

The reason why a lot of haters are doubling down on dream is that they smell blood on the water. I think if someone was genuinely blameless, haters wouldnt have any ammunition against that that'll stick. The issue with dream is that he has proven himself to he absolutely deceptive. When he was outed for cheating on his speedrun, he essentially riled his followers knowing they'll start attacking the mods who investigated him, while insisting he never cheated on his speedrun, only to reveal 6 months later that he "accidentally" cheated, which proves the mods were right all along.

No way are the 'haters' worse than the fans. I forgot the word they made up, but dream fans literally made up a slur not just for dream haters, but for anyone who isn't a fan lmao.

Gumball drilled him lol 33:35 Dolan: ok you should still kys Pyro: yea fair point

24 page google document dropped proving dream did it. Clown was right all along

I'm gonna mathamatically prove something: you can only buy Myna cookie bags in packs of 4, 8, and 12, but I'm going to work with one bag for now. The net weight of one bag of Myna cookies is 114 g, $7 per bag ($28 per 4-pack) you get 112 myna cookies across 4 bags, meaning you get 28 cookies per bag. 114 grams divided by 28 cookies = 4g. One cookie weighs 4 grams, and costs 25 cents. That's 25 cents for 4 grams of cookie, which rounds down to 6 cents per gram. Let's compare that to subway (UK): Subway sells 45 gram cookies They also sell them individually, but I can't find the price of one. Most people buy 3 anyway, because they do a discount of 3 cookies for £1.50 that's 3x 45 gram(135g) cookies for £1.50 which equals 50 pence for 45g, or one pence per gram. converted into USD, that rounds down to one cent per gram. Per gram of cookie, Pokimane's cookies are 6x more expensive than subway cookies, which in the UK are considered some of the nicer cookies.

THE OLD 1-8 INTRO IS BACK! BEST PODCAST EVER!

Great to see you guys posting more recently. Even better to have nerd back for good.

Dream and dream stans are the one bug you cannot kill hard enough

This has to have been the funniest episode yet. Between the train story and Spider-Man guy, this was an amazing episode

44:52 the single greatest moment of the whole episode

28:25 The “Unlucky” bit definitely belongs to Pyro now, he just works it better. Sorry Colossal, unlucky.

47:19 Spider pig. Spider pig. Does whatever a spider pig does.

I love how no one points out that the main criticism against myna was POKIMANE saying they hand crafted the formula which was obviously a blatant lie,she did scam people she said she made the product when she didnt the whole selling point was that they were "Pokimanes Cookies" not a rebranded cookie

Dreams face reveal reminded me of the old troll face meme

Ofc Pyro would steal the whole “unlucky” bit from Colossal

Dolan defending Pyro only to have him do exactly what Dolan was saying he doesn't do might be the best thing ever.

That corpsehusbad bloke has acid reflux, he presented it as though it was a terminal illness which was hilarious, even claims it makes him use very obvious voice settings to emphasis his lower vocal tones in a voice he audibly strains to sound lower than his natural speaking voice just like Pyro used to lmao. Acid reflux being a common symptom of being out of shape. If he had severe GERD he would be belching and vomit-burping into the mic to the horror of the discord group calls like the rest of us with GERD 😂 The fact that he deliberately presents himself as an edgy sexual icon to his largely underage audience for profit is the bigger issue.

Watched this on the pot. Good episode boys 👍🏼

4:40 XD lmaf colossals reading was perfect

i love how the conversation diverged into pyro's crazy spending, colossal sitting in the dementia ward arguing with the nurse about ps5 games, la croix sparkling water..

Tonights the night part fucking killed me. So many great moments in this one! My favorite episode so far. Keep them coming lads!

Can't wait to see what Pyro contributes to the podcast this time!

This episode was amazing, love your video dude

Colossal is an icon for narrating dream's creepy ass tweets like that 😂

Awesome to have Nerd and Pyro back! Was hilarious and felt just like the old episodes!

13:03 That’s my contribution. I took that pic.

I can't believe pyro talked in this episode. Truly an unexpected plot twist.

Next episode has to be called “Dream didn’t do it.”

Think it. Dream it. Do it.

I think that one of the reasons that people are upset with pokimane over the cookies is that she is trying to present it as a small business that she is genuinely involved in and passionate about, when in reality this could be further from the truth. I took a look at the website for myna cookies and pokimane's face is plastered all over the place even being the first thing you see on the homepage, and to me it feels like they are really pushing the idea that this whole cookie thing is something that she is personally involved in. However this just isn't true. Pokimane is busy doing whatever she does and probably has little to no involvement with major business decisions. From an outside perspective it could very easily seem that the entire cookie business is just a cheap and easy cash grab.

“What’s 17 more years can always start again make another kid.”

Personally, Dream should use evidence when he does the whole "this is fake and that is too." Prove them wrong in that moment with evidence and not just claiming. It's literally just "he said, she said" bullshit. And personally, this is why I stay off of Twitter! It's not even funny to see how people just tear others apart, but its always funny to see the outcome.

This is totally off topic and completely inconsequential, my graphic designer brain screaming at me, but you should fix Colossal's spinning 3D head so that it doesn't have those spots on the bottom that glitch see-through, I can't stop looking at them... Anyway love you guys, good ep.

The spider-man guy, is a close friend. That's so unexpected

The furry inflation fart guy wasn't as quiet as he should have been this episode

"'He pulled out a newspaper, it was over' Like what does that mean?" 😂😂

Dream is basically the Drake of the Minecraft Community

This is the first time I've actually fully listened to an episode, and it's the

Hearing Pyro get bullied relentlessly is retribution for him bullying all those children

Scarce's face reveal is still the ultimate masterpiece of all face reveals.

that intro sequence music has no right to be as good as it is for a podcast like this, need to hear an entire song with that start-up

15:40 Pyro literally said this exact thing, word for word on a previous episode

The best one yet. Thanks for speaking, pyro. Made me wish tonight was indeed the night

This was a fire episode, im gonna start watching this podcast regularly

its scary to hear nerd laugh

Oh *that's* where Nerd's "tonight's the night!" bit comes from.

Pyro's cope about buying stuff when he told the guy to list examples was amazing. 😂👏👏

Pyro called me a kitten once, I promise it happened

Nerd's laughter gives me so much joy

holy shit that sponsor read was magnificent, i am enchanted and in awe

Dream is only 22?? 👀 I thought he was pushing 30 for sure

My favorite part of the podcast is when pyro says what you guys said half an hour ago but slightly differently

At first i thought the Dream face reveal was Shane Dawson at first lmao

The Pokimane thing might be pointless, but that doesn't take away you can call her out for having overpriced cookies, and her responding to that criticism by calling someone a broke boy is very telling of the kind of person she really is. That's what I take away from it. It's not a scam, no one is forced to buy them, but it's still overpriced garbage no matter what she says.

Love you guys. so entertaining.

"You guys are like a whole herd of horses and you are ALL SHIT." - Colossal to the TBH server, probably.

Wow colossals read of those tweets was genuinely fantastic