Drunk and Obnoxious at a British "Football" Match

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Drunk and Obnoxious at a British "Football" Match

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4 ай бұрын

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@smallbrainedpod 4 ай бұрын

wow you brits sure can take a joke 😂fair play. I was worried id get a similar reaction to the vietnamese reel lmao

@mruskii1914 4 ай бұрын

lmao tht reel is the greatest reel ever

@TheKhusCraft12 4 ай бұрын

@@mruskii1914 link please?

@DavidGoldK 4 ай бұрын

Next time you're over here go for a rugby match. You can drink in your seats and rugby is an overall better game (def more CTE)

@lewis_kelly 4 ай бұрын

@@DavidGoldK great shout

@jvb6961 4 ай бұрын

@@DavidGoldK def more cte lmao

@Mappy8899 4 ай бұрын

“$10 dollar beer im’a drink it….” Relatable. Legend

@Ravenh4wk 3 ай бұрын

An American Football game has play time of only 1 hour. The other 3 hours are adverts and farting about! 🤣😂

@Coxbacca69 3 ай бұрын

And they have two separate teams for offense and defense 😂😂😂

@Nicholas-HTX 3 ай бұрын

To be fair, soccer is longer than 90 minutes… with all the pussies rolling on the floor crying.

@Lichmyballz 3 ай бұрын

american " football " isnt football its basically rugby

@kastro1821 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Nicholas-HTX 2 ай бұрын

Soccer is 90 mins of running and wailing on the ground fake crying.

@gregoryhirst9493 3 ай бұрын

Goes to a pro football game, “wow, it’s like a pro football stadium”. Americans abroad.

@user-ei7ed6zy9k 3 ай бұрын

America has high school stadiums that would rival league 2 stadiums. there's a reason why "professional" is a distiction. the average college stadium has a higher capacity than the PL.

@reclusive78 4 ай бұрын

Looks like Sarah can drink Connor under the table.

@hennyg6429 4 ай бұрын

she can she literally called him a pus ee 😂😂

@reclusive78 4 ай бұрын

@@hennyg6429 🤣

@victim21 3 ай бұрын

I still can't figure out who Sarah is, his girlfriend?

@reclusive78 3 ай бұрын

@@victim21 Yes, shes the girl in the video.

@paulboyne8786 3 ай бұрын

The 1 billion pound stadium in the middle of a shit hole 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@fullenglishbreakfast3289 3 ай бұрын

I take you've never been to anfield then 😂

@paulboyne8786 3 ай бұрын

@@fullenglishbreakfast3289 been to anfield plenty of times

@dangireleeds 3 ай бұрын

@@paulboyne8786Anfield is pretty similar to Tottenham. Glad they didn't move to an out of town soulless shit hole

@paulboyne8786 3 ай бұрын

@@dangireleeds yes but anfield never cost 1 billion did it

@dangireleeds 3 ай бұрын

@@paulboyne8786 £600 million for half a stadium that's far inferior? Good deal.

@CharlieNelson1728 4 ай бұрын

You had to show your tickets to get in the pub because away team fans will try and get into home fan pubs and cause trouble/start fights etc.

@smallbrainedpod 4 ай бұрын

oh wow haha, didn't know it was that serious

@CharlieNelson1728 4 ай бұрын

@@smallbrainedpod it's the same reason they asked if you had tattoos, hooligans are more likely to have football tattoos so they'll get turned away from the pubs too

@1HrOfLoFi 4 ай бұрын

they were asking if they had tottenham tattoos and offered to give them one because if they had a tottenham tattoo it would have shown they were home fans

@Damaz22 3 ай бұрын

@smallbrainedpod oh we take football and our clubs very very seriously.

@infrasleep 3 ай бұрын

@@smallbrainedpod It's not .

@CL-tv7pz 4 ай бұрын

The fans were shouting "Yid Army", this is from Wiki on why they shout it: In the case of Tottenham Hotspur, rival fans chanted antisemitic abuse including 'Yids' against Tottenham fans. In response some Jewish and non-Jewish fans of Tottenham Hotspur F.C. adopted "Yid" (or "Yiddo") as a nickname and "Yiddo, Yiddo!" as a battle cry and often identify themselves as "Yid Army".

@neom0nk 4 ай бұрын

....uh... wut? lol..

@RoxanneLavender 3 ай бұрын

@@neom0nk Well Connor and Sarah did say that the fans get personal.

@Isleofskye 3 ай бұрын

@@neom0nk Tottenham Hotspur or "Spurs" have always had a very large Jewish support and Ownership so rival fans all over the Country would chant Anti-Semetic chants so the Spurs fans,cleverly,re-claimed the word and chant it , among 50 other songs,throughout the game especially when they support them away from home:)

@Veniceredmask01 3 ай бұрын

@@neom0nka yid is a racial slur for a Jew

@welshed 3 ай бұрын

@@neom0nk”Yid” is from “Yiddish”. Jews in other words. Spurs has historical connections to a large Jewish fanbase.

@luxdaduck5080 4 ай бұрын

WHO DRINKS BEER OUT OF A TIN AT A PUB! THATS A SIN

@welshed 3 ай бұрын

So much of this made me cringe

@joannemayer6941 3 ай бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it. Most pubs use plastic’glasses’ or cans before a game. A glass can be turned into a weapon. We don’t have projects, we do have estates. The housing area you referred to was not an estate, however and each flat probably costs a small fortune.

@sarahr4184 2 ай бұрын

@@joannemayer6941 To be fair Tottenham is still dodgey af. Didn't seem like he was in a bad part though.

@briwire138 4 ай бұрын

Woooo-ing and high fiving should be banned in a football stadium.

@Damaz22 3 ай бұрын

I made the same point. That sound is just alien to us at a game, not a pop concert

@paulmidsussex3409 3 ай бұрын

The secret is to go to the pub before the game, eat a hot dog on the way to the stadium and then go for a curry afterwards.

@user-qu1eb2jl9y 4 ай бұрын

I bet you won't forget that experience ....I think you both Enjoyed it . Your Vlogs are full of great surprises . Keep up the good work and thanks .

@smallbrainedpod 4 ай бұрын

yeah man we really enjoyed it

@welshed 3 ай бұрын

As others have rightly said, American Football is actually a 1 hour game stretched to 4 hours, in order for to commercials and for the fans to eat, drink and do everything else other than actually watch the sport itself. Also, how many of your Football players play for the whole game with only a 15 minute break? Football (soccer) players are among the fittest pro athletes on the planet.

@Isleofskye Ай бұрын

The top platers can play a 38-game season.F A Cup games, League Cup matches, play in Europe and represent their Country on their day off. lol

@TheJimboCOD 4 ай бұрын

I love how your mannerisms have rubbed off on her lol. You guys are living the life, I hope to get there one day with my girl 💪🏽

@lewis_kelly 4 ай бұрын

Enjoyed you guys figuring out the half time break and the fact you cant take a beer to your seat- again because of the old days when folk would get proper drunk & fight each other 😂

@PWCDN 4 ай бұрын

selling drinks inside the stadium then not allow you to take it inside the games is the wildest thing I've ever seen.

@MrIggy301 4 ай бұрын

Trust me it makes sense when you see how the fans get

@PWCDN 4 ай бұрын

@@MrIggy301imo makes more sense just not pay for drinks than to chug it. Paying for drinks looks like a lose-lose. Might as well drink after the game at a pub probably half the price. But I get what you mean.

@DavidGoldK 4 ай бұрын

It's just because of football hooliganism, people throw stuff on the field, fight ,etc. At rugby games you can drink in your seat

@readysetgo12345 4 ай бұрын

ikr, I bought a pint at an arsenal game but was already late, I hadn't known you weren't allowed to take it inside of the stadium, ended up chugging the entire thing in front of the security guards 🥴 edit: just saw at min 6:16 they had to go through the exact same experience haha

@PWCDN 4 ай бұрын

@@readysetgo12345 yep looks like they're just taking advantage of people who didn't know, because they could have said something at time of order. Or just put up signs. Closest thing to a scam without being a scam.

@blurrble5 3 ай бұрын

"its a $10 beer ima drink it" Well said Sara well said lol

@JackVXR 3 ай бұрын

0:28 walks into pub, blokes watching tv, quote ‘wanker’, walks out

@tul9033 4 ай бұрын

Sarah said it before I could after chugging the beer!

@barryfrancis7421 3 ай бұрын

Said like you know her.

@buakawfan333 3 ай бұрын

"I hope you're never happy" hahaha someone legit got fed up with swearing

@mike7279 3 ай бұрын

The area, at the start you called the projects a house would cost $700k.. great show more please..love the sarcasm🤣

@michaelcritchfield2607 3 ай бұрын

Football is a religion in Britain, everyone has their own team, sarah is a keeper, treat her well 😊

@danieldunne68 3 ай бұрын

You can drink beer watching a rugby match no problem because the fans are adults 😂😂

@Isleofskye 3 ай бұрын

Thanks for this. If the game had been closer then you would have heard the Newcastle fans more,who have a massive queue for their Away ticket allocation as well as their Home games and they haven't won a domestic trophy for nearly 70 years:) Tottenham Hotspur or "Spurs" have always had a very large Jewish support and Ownership so rival fans all over the Country would chant Anti-Semitic chants so the Spurs fans,cleverly,re-claimed the word and chant it , among 50 other songs,throughout the game especially when they support them away from home:)

@alanbaird82 3 ай бұрын

Everyone calls it 'football' because it's played with the feet.Only Americans refer to a game played with the hands as 'football....weird go figure!

@jcoker423 3 ай бұрын

In the 70's the English also called it soccer, blame Grid Iron coming over in the 80s for every Brit calling it football.

@mikesaunders4775 3 ай бұрын

@@jcoker423 It has always been called football more than soccer, which was a Public school term to distinguish it from 'Rugger'. Rugby fans tend to call their own game 'Football' and call the round ball game Soccer. The Americans do the same.

@Loki1815 3 ай бұрын

Ahhh, Mate, you should have gone to a little Family Club like Millwall! Proper day out! By the way, it was an English Football match not British! Buy a map!

@samsamsam20288 4 ай бұрын

american spurs fan here, thanks for some inside scoop, great game to go to jealous. COYS!

@Mally.B 25 күн бұрын

Going as a child on the football match Saturdays with my Dad. Was the only time i was allowed to swear in front of him, So for 90 minutes, I made the most of it 😄. It was considered more footbal chanting, rather than swearing. Loving the Vids, Best of luck with Vietnam 👍

@navimaclife 4 ай бұрын

Hysterical! You and your lady are great! My favorite KZfaq channel! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

@jeongsungwoo 4 ай бұрын

Sarah’s smile is contagious

@AemondEye 4 ай бұрын

COME ON YOU SPURS !! You should be a spurs fan but not if you want to see them win a trophy in your lifetime 😫

@07Euphony07 4 ай бұрын

love your videos dude and i enjoy rewatching alot of them mainly the japan series since ill be visiting japan in a few months

@smallbrainedpod 4 ай бұрын

love to hear it dude!

@niksn022 4 ай бұрын

I'm going there too, one month left of waiting 👍

@Spread_Hope_Like_Fire 4 ай бұрын

I really love seeing you guys' chemistry and cute relationship adventures. Keep on treating that lady well bro!

@scooper4960 4 ай бұрын

The other 2 and a half hours is for drinking and fighting.

@veritaslegionis777 4 ай бұрын

welcome to uk bro 🇬🇧

@smallbrainedpod 4 ай бұрын

thanks my brotha. hope you didn't mind my grumpy ramblings about your homeland haha

@Charlie666- 4 ай бұрын

@@smallbrainedpodyou should go to the cheese rolling in Gloucester in May if your still here.

@benjackson7541 4 ай бұрын

should of gone to Luton Town Pinnacle of english football grounds

@garrynorth6199 4 ай бұрын

Isn’t Luton called little Pakistani now.?

@Beetlejooce01 3 ай бұрын

yeah we have a smaller stadium in bournemouth though 😅

@rustledjammies8769 3 ай бұрын

Luton Town, aka EDL FC

@youreatoilet 2 ай бұрын

Kenilworth Road, Bury Park - What a place

@sambailor 4 ай бұрын

damn she's owning ur ass on the drinking this vlog

@Paul_hughes 4 ай бұрын

The guys face behind you the whole match 😅😅

@crazyfutureradio 25 күн бұрын

12:30 Lmfao "You're lame" is such an American football chant. Whatever they were saying, I'm pretty sure it wasn't that.

@EnigmaNL 4 ай бұрын

Damn, Sarah is an absolute trooper. Downing that beer like a boss!

@StrawHat-World 4 ай бұрын

When is the “sneaking into an english stadium by accident” vlog coming? 😮

@aaron_p12 3 ай бұрын

so glad you chose my club to go to, best stadium and stadium experience in england

@detleftibax 4 ай бұрын

The way Sarah looks at you, man.. She is always so genuinely excited and joyful. You guys are very lucky to have found each other. Love your videos man, keep it up.

@danallen3947 3 ай бұрын

are you joking?

@LucidDream 4 ай бұрын

Always wanted to go see a game in England. Maybe one day. I used to watch this youtube series where a guy went to a lower tier league and if the team he was supporting won he would essentially "promote" himself to higher league. In some of those lower leagues you can drink beer it seems, but the higher up you go in the pyramid the more restrictions. I still really liked the baseball game in Japan though. Being able to drink in the stadium and the beer girls. Looked like a blast.

@Damaz22 3 ай бұрын

You can only drink within sight of the pitch from the 7th tier down. My side used to play at that level and it isn't a great experience imo. Goals scored, huge celebrations, beer goes everywhere....

@sarahwilson7843 4 ай бұрын

Love how Sarah was gonna drink her moneys worth whether you did or not lol. Also, at first I kind of understood why they didn’t allow beer into the stadium and expected it to be super clean. Nope. You proceeded to wade through a mysterious sludge all the way to your seats.

@january2627 4 ай бұрын

that sludge is rain...

@sarahwilson7843 4 ай бұрын

@@january2627 what would I do without you January2627

@JungleTunes94 3 ай бұрын

Strangely (or not) you can drink in cricket stadiums. Lords you can even take 4 cans or a bottle of wine in which is wild given its probably £8 a pint by now. Some ancient law thats never been revoked. This was 10 years ago that I last went so it might have changed. Given its central London it certainly made the day a bit less expensive

@AM-dz2sh 3 ай бұрын

Forgot to say: You can EAT in the stands, and drink soft drinks.. just not alcohol

@Metroid545454 Ай бұрын

Not only can the Brits not have guns, they also cannot handle beer while watching their “footie” match

@coenharoldsen9922 4 ай бұрын

They make you show the ticket at the pub to check which team you support to prevent fights. Certain pubs for certain teams.

@user-lf2nd5xj6w 3 ай бұрын

Haha ordering food at half time, don't think I've ever done that at a match

@boegadi 2 ай бұрын

I really love watching your travel videos from in far away countries. But as a Dutchie who’s been loving football his whole life this video was funny as hell too. Your American perspective on the sport is hilarious, don’t understand some of the salty comments. If I were to film myself going to an NHL game it probably be the same kind of video of me poking fun at it as the experience grows on me.

@BuddhaL0rd 4 ай бұрын

Loving it mates, good choice on the Neck Oil. random fact for you., Beaver Town (the brewers) were originally founded by Logan Plant (Son of the great Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin fame) but now owned by Heineken I believe. I was so relieved when you cheered for the right team lol.

@taz454 Ай бұрын

Nothing makes you sound more American than whooping loudly 😂 nobody does that here, definitely not at a football game.

@skyblues8785 3 ай бұрын

1:21 worst cockney impression I’ve ever heard

@aaroninky 4 ай бұрын

very funny to hear you call it the 'projects'. fam, we call them the 'ends'.

@BobGnarley. 3 ай бұрын

I knew this was gonna be good when they sit down and say "who are we rooting for" lol

@daneelolivaw602 3 ай бұрын

" Football match, as the English say". Just a slight correction here, it should have been, As everyone on the rest of the planet say. thank you. Glad you enjoyed the game, and it is a brilliant stadium.

@Paul_hughes 4 ай бұрын

Great vid. Love watching the reactions of Americans watching football for the first time. But working it out for yourselves, not having a local Brit tell you what’s going on. Just going for it. Fave travel KZfaqr by a long shot.

@oldfailedgamer 3 ай бұрын

So You Were At An ENGLISH Football Match

@therealventures 4 ай бұрын

"I hope you're NEVER happy!" 😂

@Damaz22 3 ай бұрын

Just seen this. Please do not woooo, its not a rock concert. We have a much deeper cheering "sound". Also, as you'll have seen with the chugging the beer, why would not be on time when you're in the stadium? There may be one goal for your $100 tickets and you'll miss it.

@pablovass2811 4 ай бұрын

That’s the fairly new Tottenham Stadium! Looks great

@GA-ik6pi 2 ай бұрын

Wait dodgy part of London😂😂😂😂 Where’s that then? And we don’t call it projects mate 👍🏾.. some places you call them a sh*t hole!😂

@jacobforster1113 4 ай бұрын

Go to a proper football game in the lower league not this moneyball bollocks full of tourists watch some lower league football with proper fans

@davidcroft2528 4 ай бұрын

"Yid Army" is what was being screamed by the fans :D Awesome vlog, hope you had fun over here!

@Weho. 3 ай бұрын

11.40 imagine if the entire stadium continued on doing high fives 😂

@nickbfc11 3 ай бұрын

It’s always interesting to see you Americans seeing a proper global sport not just a sport that only you play 😂

@ellessgee176 4 ай бұрын

Should try and go to a rugby match next time!

@jessemontano762 7 күн бұрын

i was expecting a quidditch match. now that would be fun to watch

@Paul_Allaker8450 3 ай бұрын

Half time is normally only 15 -20 mins, so only the hard-core fans bother with food and drink during half-time.😂😂

@Jamibi 4 ай бұрын

Funny seeing this video! I'm a Crystal Palace fan (unfortunately) and was wondering if you'd hit up a football game while you were here! Great stuff! It's an amazing stadium that, too!

@Jamibi 2 ай бұрын

@@JimmyJenks Haha yeah, this comment didn't age well. I had posted this before the win at Liverpool and the day after we lost to Bournemouth when Glasner was still new. I was still in the Roy depression. Had a great time at the Villa and United game though.

@m1schi 4 ай бұрын

Oh no! Now you two are in London, and my wife and I are traveling. We’ve been binging your channel(s) in the past months, and would have loved to say Hi 😮 Next Time!

@LulaJake 4 ай бұрын

This was likely made in December. Did you not see the Xmas tree in the pub?

@m1schi 4 ай бұрын

😅 only saw the video get posted and figured I’ll leave an immediate comment; didn’t have any time to watch it yet. (You got me!)

@threespiresretail Ай бұрын

You went to a Spurs match. probably the worst team to watch

@scottdj1982 3 ай бұрын

American guy says multiple times that we (Brits) are "fairies", then proceeds to get outdrunk by a chick.... Smh...

@ryxen525 4 ай бұрын

i see new small brained american, i click

@willsonj 4 ай бұрын

You can eat at your seat, so just focus on drinking the pint at half time. At Rugby matches you can drink anywhere

@yeovil07 3 ай бұрын

Because of the stop start way American football is played they actually run less than a proper football player over a game.

@jvb6961 4 ай бұрын

10:04 Super Bowl 51 flashbacks intensify

@donmaarko 4 ай бұрын

The away team is Newcastle, I thought I heard the Bruno in the middle song, howay the lads (even though we got smashed)

@saltykarlos5316 4 ай бұрын

Luckily its only in the UK that you arent allowed drinks in the stands, everywhere else in europe you can :)

@calumvaughan8690 4 ай бұрын

that's not true at all

@thealopeciatrio213 3 ай бұрын

That birds worth a poke....we don't drink in the stands because we're already pissed!

@aaronthebom1 4 ай бұрын

Welcome to north London mates . Great to see you here. Xxxx travel safe coz we love you xxx

@RudyCantGame 3 ай бұрын

I like the video, but that is our biggest rival. I'm glad you enjoyed the footy! 😂

@barrybigdog3406 2 ай бұрын

So many failure. 😅 the projects 😅 your Mrs absolutely smashing you at beers 😅 I'm only 7 minutes in and this video is already golden.

@danhurley6152 4 ай бұрын

Theyre chanting "who are ya ! " "who are ya !"

@johnmadden3153 3 ай бұрын

It always amazes me how one person can be so insightful and utterly ignorant in the same breath. Love your work man.

@somecoal 4 ай бұрын

I just love you so much. Cant describe how much I admire you 2 and the content you make

@Ian-lx1iz 3 ай бұрын

There _is_ a lot of unhappiness in England. Those poor souls let the whole World know of their suffering, by going to watch Tottenham Hotspur, and yelling four-letter expletives the entire time. So sad.

@joannemayer6941 3 ай бұрын

Sorry, I missed that over the KZfaqr constantly swearing.

@VasquezXD 4 ай бұрын

bit strange innit

@patthewoodboy 3 ай бұрын

"we are definately going to win" .. you are Americans and dont have a clue ...I will not say anymore

@kevinbrewis6014 3 ай бұрын

know where you're coming from

@davids1301 4 ай бұрын

Spurs stadium is incredible. My own club Everton are building a similar one 💙

@jintsfan 3 ай бұрын

Note the increase in swearing the more weak beer was consumed, and the smart arsed comments - luckily no Spurs overheard or it would’ve been curtains.

@foggyrf9 3 ай бұрын

The projects?

@ayosweeets 4 ай бұрын

Connor you found a real one man. I love seeing you and Sarah having so much fun wherever you’re at. REEEEH!

@matthewchristensen8113 4 ай бұрын

Brother a Spurs game? That's huge! How couldnt you have known lol

@Jupa 4 ай бұрын

Ikr haha

@wordsleydave 2 ай бұрын

LOL ... loved this reaction.

@BIN3RY 4 ай бұрын

You gotta come to Newcastle on match day mate 👍

@johnsmith-de9wv Ай бұрын

Why Football? if you go to a game ,go to rugby!!!

@vinnyplace1269 4 ай бұрын

Hell yes! BIG W everytime you upload dawgg! Travel vlog finatic for life ! 🤘✌️👏🤝🤙🙏👌🔥🤲🎯

@user-mc2bq5ji6c 3 ай бұрын

It's so funny how dumb they are, have you ever met a couple of people so clueless🤣But why are they so rude? Why are they slagging off everything? Then they go and high-five high five everyone everytime a goal is scored. So embarasing lol