DSP in the Most Tumultuous Tekken 8 Stream of the Year, Gets Demoted and All Hell Breaks Loose

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DSP Tries It - Memology 101

3 ай бұрын

The salt is here

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@Deadman1000 3 ай бұрын

To call everyone a spammer when you can hear Phil's hooves destroying that pad pressing anything hoping it works is peak salt levels

@slick3996 3 ай бұрын

yea he always does the same attack 3 times while trying to get closer right before being perfected

@IWastemyMoney 3 ай бұрын

Just imagine the salt and cope if he actually matched with a masher

@zeldafreak1975 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@sinjin8576 3 ай бұрын

He yells spam spam spam while actually spamming himself. Whenever others attack theyre stringing combos of different moves. But Phil? High attack high attack high attack high attack

@Clamfaced 3 ай бұрын

And they're casually doing different combo strings, high low mix ups, throws etc. Clearly not pressing the same button.

@Dylan-en2fd 3 ай бұрын

The night of pure insanity of watching a 42 year old lose his mind after saying people are jealous of his rankings and skill 😂

@rubensano4860 3 ай бұрын

Uh, you're wrong, dingus. He's 41. See how trolls take a nugget of truth and make up lies? Get banned, igiot.

@bobobandy9382 3 ай бұрын

He never mentally matured into double digits, but somehow he's almost physically in triple.

@slick3996 3 ай бұрын

''did he beat me? naaaht reahlyy''

@Dylan-en2fd 3 ай бұрын

My sword didn't come out dood nothing I could do I did everything correct snort

@Dylan-en2fd 3 ай бұрын

Yeah just like his horse wife

@moment-of-glory 3 ай бұрын

Imagine looking at a screen that says “YOU LOSE” in big red letters and calling your opponent bad

@gamingpolymath 3 ай бұрын

Both Phil and LTG have an insane ability to somehow combine losing a game and explaining why opponent is bad. I'm in awe of that talent, I wish I had a fraction of that skill of theirs.

@sinjin8576 3 ай бұрын

Imagine calling combos and actual character understanding "spam"

@-suphur 3 ай бұрын

Yep, I never got that logic. If they are terrible players and beat you, what does that make you?

@SleepyPupper 3 ай бұрын

@@-suphur it allows him to think "If I explain why they are bad, in my gin brain opinion, it will cancel why I lost!" and here we are with content about his insanity. I LOVE IT

@dahorseman2654 3 ай бұрын

I think it has alot to do with @28:15. I couldn't honestly make an excuse, and immediately contradict myself in the next sentence with a straight face. You would have to be such an out of touch, feeble, compensating, intellectually dishonest, man baby to cry so hard you don't even know what you are saying anymore. "I suck because I don't play this game, wahhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm just so disappointed because I've played this game so much, and still suck......"

@lhadenfeldt 3 ай бұрын

“I have carpal tunnel” *slams on his joystick*

@sharteel85 3 ай бұрын

He has no idea what carpal tunnel does to your hands tbh...if he had that, he wouldn't be able to play video games all day long. It's probably just tendinitis or something like that

@labtec514 3 ай бұрын

@@sharteel85or it's just mild, it's Phil we're talking about so he's got to milk every illness

@MikeTheD 3 ай бұрын

The Phil hand stretching he makes a show of. Guise my hands see...

@DJMcFlinty 3 ай бұрын

@@sharteel85I call it cell phone wrist, it would go away if he stopped pulling Hogans 6 hours every night

@wildudyr 3 ай бұрын

This guy talks about spam, I dare anyone to show me a Tekken 8 clip of DSP where he DOESN'T roll left after knockdown. No tech roll, no back roll, no get up kick. Always roll to the left

@unbearifiedbear1885 3 ай бұрын

_"Does anyone have any answers?"_ Fkn *BAIT* - wants a suggestion he can immediately berate, probably blocking the person/people that send it, so he can rant and project at the audience for catharsis I think I'm finally starting to understand how it thinks

@okok...ok. 3 ай бұрын

To learn the pig you have to think like the pig

@unbearifiedbear1885 3 ай бұрын

@@okok...ok. _I am become pig; destroyer of arcade controllers..._

@LostOneOmega 3 ай бұрын

@@unbearifiedbear1885 the Gout is strong in this one... May there be nuthin you can do

@ScruffsX 3 ай бұрын

Maybe a bit of bait but it’s also to say that everyone in the chat sucks as well passively

@7venXIII 3 ай бұрын

30:59 lmao "explain it to me" *he explains it* dsp then talks shit to him. You can't make this stuff up.

@Sharkmane25 3 ай бұрын

“I don’t have the character knowledge to win online” “trolls are mad that I’m good at fighting games dood I’m just overall one of the best gamers in the country when I apply pigself”

@jkdman2007 3 ай бұрын

He was so cocky when he reached purple rank a few days ago. That proves he was just lucky to play against other trash players.

@kbthegoat824 3 ай бұрын

@jkdman2007 he kept saying how he's a high level tekken now being in purple ranked, I even commented how he was nowhere near a good tekken player yet, he needs to humble himself thinking he's good at tekken.

@jkdman2007 3 ай бұрын

@@kbthegoat824 The problem is he has no self awareness and he thinks he did everything correct.

@MoskHotel 3 ай бұрын

You'd think Phil would go and do research online so he'd learn the fighters' movesets, but Phil never learns.

@PenguinWithInternetAccess 3 ай бұрын

He's been using that mistake since the game released and while it can be excused early on, or if you don't care about ranking but if you want to climb and win you're sort of expected to know at least the basics lol

@Vikes1011 3 ай бұрын

This was FAR worse than any SF6 salt I’ve seen. What a child LMAO

@bobobandy9382 3 ай бұрын

He's losing it. It's fun to watch. For free.

@theonionsystem7779 3 ай бұрын

@@bobobandy9382YES

@SrCarlo20 3 ай бұрын

He lacks an invincible reversal and it shows

@IH8JerseyShore 3 ай бұрын

And the "there's no one here helping me" is just the cherry on top

@zeldafreak1975 3 ай бұрын

The demands for hand-holding at the end 😂😂😂

@shadowx2229 3 ай бұрын

"Nervous as f*ck" Ah I see we've been watching LTG I see

@cypherdk85 3 ай бұрын

I thought the same thing when he said that 😂

@winagapranata9879 3 ай бұрын

Mahds you know what to do

@justingentry3747 3 ай бұрын

I feel like both of these guys are trapped in a hell of their own creation. where they see how many troll channels there are and how high the view counts can get with them raging hard. And then they know they have to keep raging in order to keep their names out there in the zeitgeist

@TheDrizzle56 3 ай бұрын

It was the most "shivering" thing he ever said

@BinWylin 3 ай бұрын

He’s so transparent like a child😂😂😂😂

@dangilbertson592 3 ай бұрын

There's something poetic about DSP playing a character who brings a sword to a fistfight and still losing

@mar7674 3 ай бұрын

just like dhalsim, Honda, zengief, etc he seems to think characters with cheap "extra reach" is going to be the winning contributing factor to make up for his poor tactical skills

@TheBestFelipe 3 ай бұрын

It could be a bazooka! Same result.😂

@maxthompson6014 3 ай бұрын

Not just that...a legacy bozz with litteraly the most diverse and absurdly varietal arsenal of extraordinary moves. Still complains about spamming. Well Philmont why u don't u stop hating on the grooves dude

@tjstarzz9231 3 ай бұрын

TWO swords actually But yeah, Phil sucks

@maxthompson6014 3 ай бұрын

@tjstarzz9231 well since he ain't the sharpest blade in the scabbard... are you sure it still counts as 2? 🥲

@sgtpepper91 3 ай бұрын

"I don't play this game" and literally the next sentence "I've put so much time into this game" never change Phil

@MoyLoaf 3 ай бұрын

Very chill, positive and wholesome stream

@freddimaus 3 ай бұрын

True i would love donating to this streamer

@drmwpn 3 ай бұрын

Robust and meaningful, too.

@RayManSWE 3 ай бұрын

Really stuck to that New Years Resolution

@zeldafreak1975 3 ай бұрын

Curated to sweet bacon-y perfection 😂

@Filip_Agrippa 3 ай бұрын

"I learned nothing." Yeah, well that's basically what you always do, Pigroach.

@binho2224 3 ай бұрын

He is unbelievable! He wants dents to help him and hold his hands even in Tekken 8. This game has amazing features to teach you and help you. The new replay feature allows you to take control and try different things. It even gives you tips on what you should have done. But he just refuses to learn, once again.

@GrandoorMcGouty 3 ай бұрын

If the opponent would just stop pressing buttons! What assholes!

@unbearifiedbear1885 3 ай бұрын

How tf is he supposed to just magically know what the opponent is gonna do? Total bullsheeet, right? Alright.

@GrumpyDerg 3 ай бұрын

WHY IS HE STILL BEING HIT?!

@Grandobzen 3 ай бұрын

When is it his turn?! 😂

@spacepimpkevin1184 3 ай бұрын

When is the player just going to turn off their controller and let Phil win?!

@Basedbrawler 2 ай бұрын

Nobodies letting me win D00d *snort* this game thucks

@theatrain4845 3 ай бұрын

You know the salt is real when Phil bitches about the background music 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

@DSPTriesItMemology101 3 ай бұрын

That part actually made me laugh lol

@theatrain4845 3 ай бұрын

Your phill meme clips have me in tears everytime 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 love the videos man 🙌🏻🙌🏻

@BurningRubber454 3 ай бұрын

@@DSPTriesItMemology101what’s funny the chat was help him But phil being phil ignored chat

@baldrkrueger3552 3 ай бұрын

WHAT'S THIS NON AUTHENTIC AMUHRICAN SONG DEWDD?!

@camkraw893 3 ай бұрын

Thank God I wasn't the only one who laughed a lot when I heard him saying thst

@etch667 3 ай бұрын

DSP spamming the words "he's just spamming", he's spamming he's just spamming constantly and now I AM SPAMMING he's just spamming he's just spamming, IT NEVER ENDS.

@pantheratigris7821 3 ай бұрын

I like some fried spam.

@schrodingersdog100 3 ай бұрын

spamception

@GrizzaSMASH 3 ай бұрын

Just a synonym for "pressing buttons" now. He got lucky by "pressing buttons", he's just "pressing buttons", etc This spam cope he goes on is just an excuse to say the other people don't knowwhat they're doing.

@erco9167 3 ай бұрын

forever spamming mash or mashing spam

@tkmothebe7631 3 ай бұрын

HE'S DOING STRINGS

@JohnnyRocker023 3 ай бұрын

It's gonna be a cold day in hell when he realizes that having a modicum of strategy does not equal "button mashing"

@TheUlquiorraCifer 3 ай бұрын

Imagine this guy on a battlefield. "They spammed me with bullets, they're just mashers, not skilled at all."

@jasse85 3 ай бұрын

If somoene is winning 2-0 and in the third round start tea-bagging and letting me hit them, *they* are clearly mashing buttons and not much better than me. That's some pigroach 20IQ thinking right there.

@cortezbaldur413 3 ай бұрын

Love the profile picture looks like dsp is trying to look like Elvis to a small extent.

@simplelife88393 3 ай бұрын

I watched this live. 11:53 I know exactly why Phil said this because I laughed out loud. Someone said "Phils so cute when hes angry like this" and Jessie simply responded "lmao" which is why Phil threatened to ban him

@Hildragon 3 ай бұрын

A reminder this game has a function that will point out what made you lose and how to counter it to the level you can replay the match at the very moment you lost and see various ways around it, I can only imagine what his replays would say.

@Ouroboros619 3 ай бұрын

"You suck. I can't help you."

@slick3996 3 ай бұрын

hey that's a pretty good advice... it's just that EAT IT, GIVE ME YOUR MAILING ADRESS SO I CAN SEND YOU A SPOON SO YOU CAN EAT MY SHIT.

@RyanJinxedCoffee 3 ай бұрын

They'd say "You did nothing wrong, You did everything correct".

@eveisnotreal 3 ай бұрын

Dirge gaming is doing the tekken replays, usually from his viewpoint so it shows the recommendations but he still mashes a lot

@sharkhammr 13 күн бұрын

Shit this is the first I've heard of this feature. As someone who got overwhelmed playing 5, I might have to pick this up.

@sixonepm 3 ай бұрын

"No one tells me how to block the spam moves." Uh... that's your jahb, Phil. Do better.

@RyanJinxedCoffee 3 ай бұрын

There's literally a training room he refuses to utilize.

@sgtpepper91 3 ай бұрын

"Do better" quit with this pathetic twitter talk

@thechommytong420 3 ай бұрын

Complains about spam you can hear him spamming the joystick himself

@Basedbrawler 2 ай бұрын

No one tells him how to play? I thought he was the best? Shouldn’t he know? Lol

@elcrow113 3 ай бұрын

Every single fighting game I've seen this man play he throws out the exact same excuses. I would love to see someone call him out on this in his chat.

@BeretBay 3 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure there are plenty, but his mods probably ban them LTG style.

@rubensano4860 3 ай бұрын

They do on occasion, but they don't last long.

@liltiachan9694 3 ай бұрын

He sounds so broken when playing fighting games

@darkprincesora8091 3 ай бұрын

they do but he bans them cause he feels they don't know what they're saying

@pvblivscornelivsscipio 3 ай бұрын

His chat was crapping on him all night but they were also swiftly banned afterwards.

@biscuitbuncream 3 ай бұрын

The fact the first player was a Paul named 'Braindead Spam' is just too damn good.

@VDViktor 3 ай бұрын

Lili : *does a safe string* Phil : *blocks* It’s Phil’s turn now, lets see what he does. Phil : jab jab, leaving him negative and giving up his turn. 🤦

@CineGoodog 3 ай бұрын

also lily hits him with a heat engager, she is plus a million, Phill presses a button and ofc he gets counter hit. Phill: YEAH MASH!!!!

@redline841 3 ай бұрын

When the jabs were faster on his side he squanders it. Classic

@VDViktor 3 ай бұрын

@@CineGoodog ikr, how dare they press on their plus frames. Preposterous.

@TheGhost20978 2 ай бұрын

That lili outfit reminded me of tifas from FF7

@robertharris1076 Ай бұрын

This thread got me Rollin 😂😭💀

@billvolk4236 3 ай бұрын

The wisest words I ever heard about fighting games: "If someone keeps hitting you with the same move, they aren't spamming that move; you're spamming a mistake."

@maxdisalvia8318 3 ай бұрын

Deep

@MichaelCHorler 3 ай бұрын

Well said. In every move, there's an escape, counter, or weakness. If you keep getting hit by the same move, then you're the problem. Adapt and succeed 👌

@L4WMAN 3 ай бұрын

DSP saying that he's trying to learn while complaining that his chat does not know the moves to tell him what to do - incredible 😂

@MrNegativecreep07 3 ай бұрын

Imagine being Jaxx and giving Phil tens of thousands from your call centre job for this

@CasualRacerRed 3 ай бұрын

OneMinuteMan: "Oh no my boy Phil needs help! CREDIT CARDS ASSEMBLE!"

@Snakee423 3 ай бұрын

Thats what the power of the dent does

@Padlock_Steve 3 ай бұрын

I mean hey money is money 🤑🤑🤑

@21shanks 2 ай бұрын

@@Padlock_Steveand that's why Phil is taking it. I don't even blame him for that, I blame the people who fuel his fucking degeneracy and greed with shit like this.

@wideawakeanimal1 3 ай бұрын

Phil: "You suck. You're random. That took no skill" Also Phil *Random round start hop kick*

@bobobandy9382 3 ай бұрын

You know if it were possible to just "spam buttons" and win, Philly Fail would be doing it non-stop. Also, congrats: this already has more views than 90% of DSP's entire catalogue. Long live the begacy. LOL, "these songs are driving me nuts!" He's complaining about the music now. Bacon sweats are real.

@Ashkihyena 3 ай бұрын

“I’m totally getting better dood! WHHHHHAAAT?! I got demoted, for that someone is getting banned banned banned banned! Gone, forever!”

@bigsmoke9794 3 ай бұрын

"The jab is beating every move I have" Who would have thought - the fastest check in the game comes out before any of his random 20f moves he throws out in neutral.

@jamesonsaleta41 3 ай бұрын

You'd think he'd duck or punch parry or flash or make any different decision, but no.

@21shanks 2 ай бұрын

@@jamesonsaleta41THEY NERFED FLASH, NO POINT IN USING IT ANYMORE, HOW OFTEN DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT?

@thenameisalreadyused5046 22 күн бұрын

I honestly was about to ask that. I‘m a turbo casual, certainly wouldn‘t make it to the rank he is at, but even I know that the 1 jab is a check/control tool and what frames/not my turn to press buttons means in tekken/fighting games. I‘m just awful at it.

@Grandobzen 3 ай бұрын

Phil's ultimate crutch : "online". As if he would EVER be caught dead in an offline session these days. The ego is too frail, the skill is too lacking, the friendships inexistant. He really is living in a hell of his own making

@grayfoxv 3 ай бұрын

*Gets beaten by everyone* "Everyone at this level is fucking shit." uhhhh....Phil...

@AlekTrev006 3 ай бұрын

What was his final Win / Loss numbers for the session 😅 ??

@Grandobzen 3 ай бұрын

@@AlekTrev006has to be 20% W/L or less. Absolute spanking last night lmao

@7venXIII 3 ай бұрын

Lmao "I can't steamroll casuals anymore so it's not fun anymore." Man, I can't believe people are actually pressing buttons instead of letting phil beat them.

@DarksideGmss0513 3 ай бұрын

I haven't played the game but isn't he at the lowest level? Or is he the level above that?

@binho2224 3 ай бұрын

DSP: "Im trying to learn, but they just mash moves I dont know!" Training mode and new replay feature: "are we a joke to you?"

@roneherushin4638 3 ай бұрын

Which is hilarious considering how tekken 8's practice mode has all the tools anyone needs to get better but he's either too lazy or too stupid to use them.

@StinkyBuster 3 ай бұрын

There is no chance his wife can be attracted to him when he walks out of his room after these tantrums

@dflameX 3 ай бұрын

He even said he has to go downstairs after a stream and apologize for his tantrums. "Sorry for being a child hunny..." Yep real fuckin attractive.

@mrthaimaster 3 ай бұрын

Love it you can hear him mashing like crazy

@unbearifiedbear1885 3 ай бұрын

Stomping

@Grandobzen 3 ай бұрын

Hoof smash

@DrakeHunter324 3 ай бұрын

Saltcoin is making moves this year, we have black and white DSPs really upping the supply. "My sword didn't come out", the Khet experience.

@eviled33 3 ай бұрын

Clearly Phil would have been more successful if it were not for the 52,492 cases of online laaag and spammers

@yourmaninlondoncollecting5749 3 ай бұрын

LAG = Lost Again by Gout. 😆👍

@RyanJinxedCoffee 3 ай бұрын

Love when he has these narcissist meltdowns where his ego is forced to face the reality that he's really not as good as he thinks he is.

@spacepimpkevin1184 3 ай бұрын

Tbh I don't even think he's that bad for being such a whiner, he could be playing azucena or victor and the man chooses to play yoshi.

@rustyAF 2 ай бұрын

@@spacepimpkevin1184 he’s mentally a selfish child. a person who refuses to learn shouldn’t play Yoshimitsu and there’s irony in the fact that he does and loses all the time

@Apollo3p 3 ай бұрын

"every idiot is a spamming idiot" deep.

@Commanderflynn 3 ай бұрын

"He's nervous as fuck" ...man...ibswear I've heard someone else say that before...some form of...lowtier "I want to learn" Then go into the training mode. Even a newblet like me knows its a super powerful training suite, probably one of the best ones for a fighter. I'm sure if he spent 5 minutes learning how to use it, he'd just improve. But this be DSP so there's that.

@binho2224 3 ай бұрын

The game has a replay feature that allows you to control your character and try diferent things. It even gives you tips on what to do in so many diferrent situations. But he can play any game at a Professional level if he wants to.

@youtubecrack 3 ай бұрын

Don't these people know how to play the game right? Snorts into the mic.

@Grandobzen 3 ай бұрын

*lip smack* *long sip* Sound good? Alright?

@theMaster... 3 ай бұрын

Looking at Dave's daily behaviour it's easy to see how he alienates his viewers and is constantly shrinking his channels engagement and viewership... SNORT...

@XXXXX8 3 ай бұрын

Taking about daily behavior while pretending to not know his name? Kind of a cringe joke but okay.

@bobobandy9382 3 ай бұрын

@@XXXXX8You must be new here.

@XXXXX8 3 ай бұрын

@@bobobandy9382 Sorry. I forget that you guys tweak if you're not constantly being reassured that your jokes are funny.

@slick3996 3 ай бұрын

@@XXXXX8 don't bother commenting if you're not up with the memes, thanks

@theMaster... 3 ай бұрын

@@XXXXX8 'Taking' or 'Talking'?

@Buckethead523 3 ай бұрын

Can’t wait for him to “suddenly” have an urge to play Street Fighter 6 because he wants to try Ed now. Dude is a total clown

@YancySt 3 ай бұрын

Nah he sent fighting games to banworld for now and did a whole rant on the "fgc" instead. (He just hates Ed though, he'll be back to clout chase Akuma)

@marshmellow6152 3 ай бұрын

Oh no that life achievement down the drain in an instant 😂😂😂

@vergo1785 3 ай бұрын

I truly don't understand how a yoshi player doesn't utilize flash except in combos. A purple rank yoshi especially

@confusedbadger6275 3 ай бұрын

Phil has said flash doesn't work and bans anyone who mentions it.

@vergo1785 3 ай бұрын

@@confusedbadger6275 bro wtf 💀

@vergo1785 3 ай бұрын

@@confusedbadger6275 probably presses it randomly in neutral like a fuckin dumbass

@jacktanguay8061 3 ай бұрын

“SPAM” *rewinds* Varied moves that he can’t predict Every time

@avidism 3 ай бұрын

DSP: "I put so much time into this game." Also DSP: "I don't play this game I'm naht a Tekken player."

@Critick3000 3 ай бұрын

He’ll say anything to look better, even if it contradicts

@ChaserTech 3 ай бұрын

After seeing the whole thing unfold last night, I couldn't help but cackle like a madman. I knew it would eventually happen. Purple ranks really test your knowledge of characters and it only gets harder from there.

@bobv9919 3 ай бұрын

42 year old baby throwing a tantrum because he lost in a video game. This is a result of being pampered your whole life.

@unbearifiedbear1885 3 ай бұрын

😪 _"I don't wanna play anymore"_ Insane flashbacks to when I was 4...

@7gdnz 3 ай бұрын

You struck gold, dsp going so unhinged for not knowing how to play and expecting dents who aren’t interested to tell him how to beat players

@TheAxeGrinder 3 ай бұрын

Basically, here’s a whiny baby…

@aporacle1111 3 ай бұрын

What even more sad is that tekken 8 has a amazing replay system that cam teach you in those situations, he doesn't care about getting better. He simply believes that everyone has to play to his standards.

@DrakeHunter324 3 ай бұрын

That doesn't involve getting money though. Plus Phil winning is actually worse than his ass being kicked.

@jackcristo1628 3 ай бұрын

I was unironically so happy when DSP started feeling himself in Tekken 8 weeks ago, because it was only a matter of time before this. I did not expect him to trick himself into believing he was good at a fighting game so soon after his reality check in SF6. Especially not for Tekken lol. But I am here for it.

@sherrix6881 3 ай бұрын

He never belonged there. As the ranks stabilise he wants to be greatful he got where he did. Instead of showing humility though, he simply embarrassed himself.

@2facej0k3r 3 ай бұрын

the zoom-in on the cat while he's complaining had me in literal tears lmfao

@Kristingen 3 ай бұрын

love how he will spin this as "i won multiple matches snort... my chat was clearly impressed by my skills snort..." this guy retcons history more than any marvel or dc writer could.

@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 3 ай бұрын

He wants the opponent to just stand there like a training dummy so he can show off his “skill” with flashy moves to impress his dentheads, and when they don’t he throws the biggest manbaby fit ever. 🙄

@2FRESH-4U 3 ай бұрын

Phil’s like the British in the revolutionary war “ but they’re not lining up and firing volleys, gorilla warfare is for scrubs”

@soulhammer 3 ай бұрын

first guy being called braindead spam already makes the video special. piggy is boiling in his own sweat n salt

@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf 3 ай бұрын

0 originality comment

@Grandobzen 3 ай бұрын

@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkfhey look a SUPER DENT. How do your toes taste this morning big fella?

@Mercyswaifu 3 ай бұрын

“What the f*** he’s spamming?!?!” *Says Phil while hamming the stick uselessly*

@wideawakeanimal1 3 ай бұрын

17:00 He had his hand off the stick saying, I can't block before the attack even hit him LMAO

@unbearifiedbear1885 3 ай бұрын

He's the Minority Report of gamers

@mr.pompodill1485 3 ай бұрын

It's called frame data. Most situations in this video can be explained with frame data. Some are just safe situations to throw out a string, and other situations are just plus. Phil takes turns he doesn't have and he gets punished for them. I wish someone would just tell him that, but I suppose he'd just call you a troll, ban you, then go on a thirty minute rant about why you're stupid and don't know what you're talking about.

@roneherushin4638 3 ай бұрын

"It's the game doob it drops my inputs and screws my wife" -DSP 2024

@saturn580 3 ай бұрын

Phil's gloating about rank always comes back to bite him in the ass. I love it! I LOVE IT! 🤣

@brodie6858 3 ай бұрын

He projects so hard, he mashes and therefore gets hit by everything

@mr.anxious7841 3 ай бұрын

The Paul has called himself "Braindead spammer" (unless it's edited) and he is surprised when said guy is spamming.

@pvblivscornelivsscipio 3 ай бұрын

I swear that guy was a troll, especially with how he sandbagged the first 2 rounds in the first match.

@bobobandy9382 3 ай бұрын

@@pvblivscornelivsscipioAbsolutely a troll just there to mine some salt from piggyboy.

@brokenmailman 3 ай бұрын

Seeing a former "professional" yell at their chat for not helping just hits different. LOL

@konnen7354 3 ай бұрын

Gotta love seeing him shake his head in disbelief lol. He's really confident in his own bs.

@TheJericho1123 3 ай бұрын

the detractors, some dents and even the game tells him that he sucks.

@inersphobia 3 ай бұрын

Professional video game player: "they ABUSE the fact that I don't know how to break holds because I don't play this game". Has actually nothing else to do for a living than play video games.

@rcking90 3 ай бұрын

that laugh everytime he gets perfected is great

@jrwizz 3 ай бұрын

Those hooves were spamming like crazy lol

@MsGhoulz 3 ай бұрын

His parents should have been permanent legal guardians, and locked him in a room....

@KillaK78 3 ай бұрын

I guess that “I’ll criticise the game and the connections but not the players” came to a very solid end

@LostOneOmega 3 ай бұрын

Week 2 of January, if I'm not mistaken

@DrinkEliteFob49 3 ай бұрын

When did it ever start? Lol

@KillaK78 3 ай бұрын

@@DrinkEliteFob49 I did notice in the detractor videos that he was commenting more on the game but not so much the player, but he somehow made bitch his favourite word and now everyone is a bitch. But he’s too scared to play anyone locally

@lydellb 3 ай бұрын

Phil's yoshi is so fucking basic 😂😂😂

@ickyfist 3 ай бұрын

I love when people realize Phil is trash and they start trolling him and he actually thinks they're doing it because it's a good strategy. Bonus points for when he wins a round because of it and he starts talking shit. He's completely oblivious.

@seamonkey8435 3 ай бұрын

Phil said “when do I get a turn”. Lmao

@martintoivainen2519 3 ай бұрын

Well one thing he says is true, he will never learn.

@zeldafreak1975 3 ай бұрын

It does my heart good to see it 😆 The hoove-mashing squeal 😂😂😂 Hold my hand dents!!! Or you're banned, banned, banned. Gone forever!!!

@realbeefcastle 3 ай бұрын

18:33 DSP inventing the new fighting game term: button scrubs

@JackOpulski 3 ай бұрын

The audience failed in all their tasks. Couldn't give DSP more money, couldn't hold his hand through the game... what are they good for? smh

@michael674100 3 ай бұрын

His cognitive dissonance is so insane, he claims he is so good at tekken that it is a HUGE achievement while at the same time being upset his chat cant tell him what to do to win a match. Also he says HOW IS THIS TEKKEN AT PURPLE LVL, my guy purple lvl isnt amazing its a scrub lvl its not an insane achievement idk what happened with his self esteem, did he realize he is a loser and people laugh at him, where did this need to say i feel bad about myself, you know what i will just make myself believe i am amazing cause i am a purple lvl tekken player come from.

@Grandobzen 3 ай бұрын

LTG hit purple before phil and can hang better than him, that's saying something 😂

@Critick3000 3 ай бұрын

⁠@@GrandobzenWell LTG is also a Victor main who is a known noob killer and plugs desperately to avoid losing his Flame Ruler ranking, and has gone back to Feng in the meantime

@redline841 3 ай бұрын

@@Critick3000 LTG got into streamer eceleb awards and Phil is only known among lolcow circles. I think he even left a podcast because he didn't know "The Lolcow Podcast" meant

@VarsityAthlete04 3 ай бұрын

@@GrandobzenLTG plugs

@rockmanraiden6627 3 ай бұрын

Every time he asks for help it's a sneak beg, because he only reads superchats and tips typically

@PseudoNym13 3 ай бұрын

Mortal Kombat "they mash jab I can't get out of it" Street Fighter "they mash jab I can't get out of it" Tekken "they mash jab I can't get out of it" don't fighting games have reversals or no u moves for spammed attacks? if so he's so bad he won't even use that or spam a little himself to get priority to set up for more combos like his opponents do they will jab him a few times then true combo his entire health bar and he never does that.

@TheMasterMuggle 3 ай бұрын

He could use powercrush to tank a hit and push through, he could crouch to evade and punish the missed attack, he could sidestep, he could flash, he could spin to the side with yoshi (consider it a sidestepping tool on crack), he could parry. There is a lot of shit that he could do, but he is so smoothbrained, that the term „thinking“ is completely foreign for him

@StarFishPrimeXD 3 ай бұрын

The character Phil is playing has great tools to deal with spammers, including the fastest evade in the game and also THE fastest attack in the game, soul stealer, a 6 frame attack that is able to act as a reversal, it can interrupt strings and is very effective against mashers and people who finish their strings (ie, the problem that Phil complains about all the time)

@DumbMutt 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, it's called ducking and punishing (think jab is still +1 or 2 on block), there's plenty of moves in Tekken that will low-profile even a jab and you just launch people if they keep trying to jab-check you.

@haze354 3 ай бұрын

DSP fighting an Alisa: "What even is this? This isnt even a Tekken character!" *Plays Yoshimitsu, a Soul Calibur character*

@nickglover8738 3 ай бұрын

Yoshimitsu, an Eccentric Samurai/Ninja with a demon blade called yoshimitsu who’s ancestor is also called Yoshimitsu

@Charliem1994 3 ай бұрын

To be fair, he was in Tekken before Soul Calibur

@torchlight1785 3 ай бұрын

@@Charliem1994Yeah but he’s weirder than Alisa, so Phil’s logic makes no sense.

@Charliem1994 3 ай бұрын

@@torchlight1785 Piggy doesn't use logic

@federicoramirez2466 3 ай бұрын

I hope Phil understands that Yoshimitsu is like the hardest character to learn

@raymondstorez5584 3 ай бұрын

"It's just a character I play because people like it." - Dave

@Grandobzen 3 ай бұрын

*SNORT* sound good? *lip smack*

@juniormushu 3 ай бұрын

This dude is seriously a purple and doesn't know x puts away the sword?!!

@ogueyratogeyrat7448 3 ай бұрын

AHHHHLINE LAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

@AntonioCruz-uq3wb 3 ай бұрын

Well so much for that confidence boost from his participation trophy.😂

@ErikZer0FX 3 ай бұрын

I've never seen anyone who regards themselves as a fighting game player so determined not to go to training mode.

@Doge-bz3vj 3 ай бұрын

Wasn't the opponent spam the same move is the best opportunity to learn???? WTF happen to his brain???

@arekk.210 3 ай бұрын

Gin

@ScottVonTerminator 3 ай бұрын

this was legit my asmr last night😂 chill positive vibes, playing games and having fun

@DJ-lw6vw 3 ай бұрын

This stream had more salt than the Dead Sea. I haven’t seen him this mad in a long time 😂

@hardaconline238 3 ай бұрын

For sanity sake I looked up Yoshimitsu’s movelist. A grand total of 193 moves. This man only does 23 of the 193 in his movelist. 23. How he got this far in ranks with only using a fraction of his tool kit is beyond me. It’s no surprise when he goes up a character he’s played before and go “ What is that? I don’t know what that is!” It’s because he ether barely looked at the move list or learns the bare minimum and just goes what’s easy for him.

@drattyg8099 3 ай бұрын

He doesn't use flash the way it's meant to be used, which is ridiculous, but to be fair, all the characters have a lot of moves that just aren't useful 90% of the time so nobody uses them.

@hardaconline238 3 ай бұрын

True but there are some other low attacks and strings he can throw out to bait his opponent. And he really needs to quit holding back to block. That works too but it also registers him moving thus not blocking. Pressing nothing to block and pressing down to low block he should know that by now.

@shadebleu 3 ай бұрын

He got demoted! Hahaha

@roneherushin4638 3 ай бұрын

Me: red is back on the menu boys!

@Section8dc 2 ай бұрын

@@roneherushin4638they took his legs, he dont need those

@jezuzxxx 3 ай бұрын

Funny how SF6 and Tekken 8 have the same exact problem at “high level” gameplay 😂

@SupremeCommanderBaiser 3 ай бұрын

Mortal Kombat aswell.

@ThiagoHaomaru 3 ай бұрын

Funny thing is red/purple is not even close to high level.

@kbthegoat824 3 ай бұрын

The problem is he's nowhere near high level gameplay in tekken that's the funny part. He would smash his pad real quick and never play tekken again if he was actually playing high level guys.

@Grandobzen 3 ай бұрын

He had the same problem during his grind to his current level whenever he faced someone good lmao. He cant hang with anyone who isnt spamming. He loves to talk mad sh*t even tho he doesnt know what the hell he's talking about

@davide4607 3 ай бұрын

Calls everyone spammers and mashers but the entire reason he gets hit with everything is because he tries to spam and mash in the middle of strings...