Dulcé Sloan: “If You Want Big Titties, Go to Church”

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Dulcé Sloan: “If You Want Big Titties, Go to Church”

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Күн бұрын

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@MrJooishMagic Жыл бұрын

I’m a 6 foot 2 Jewish dude. I’m not saying I’d give her giant sons, I’m just saying the odds get a little better

@henriettaraphael4368 Жыл бұрын

Get her already 😂😂😂😂

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Жыл бұрын

On behalf of Dulcé Sloan: *Hey Boo!* 🤗🥰 (🤣😂🤣)

@MrSparkula Жыл бұрын

I wish I was Jewish. 😒

@amidia3249 Жыл бұрын

Hello, Habibi.... How are you...?

@sharoncarsons5734 Жыл бұрын

What's up, 6'2"

@PhatGirlLuvr68Comix Жыл бұрын

I love this woman. She always makes me smile.

@MildLemonaidShits Жыл бұрын

I have a dream where white boys and girls hold hands and blacks leave them alone

@randallmcgrath9345 Жыл бұрын

@@MildLemonaidShitsI have a dream where Texas doesn't ban books about actual History.

@magpie.314 Жыл бұрын

Lethally hilarious. Someone get this woman a baby & a sitcom YESTERDAY

@AdmiralWinfrey Жыл бұрын

The good news is that she's on the show "The Great North," as the best character, Honeybee.

@sagesufferswell Жыл бұрын

I want the strike to end so she can have her week hosting then being cohost with Roy

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Жыл бұрын

@@sagesufferswell *YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

@JasonWilliams-um2nt Ай бұрын

Lethally hilarious? 😂😂😂😂 what would her set be without race? 😂😂 she's terrible

@ShaneCM Жыл бұрын

😂 @9:00 “I don’t wanna work….ever” girl same! Hilarious

@stephaniejefferson6566 11 ай бұрын

“I look like someone should be asking me questions on a regular basis” 😅😅😅 reset my ENTIRE being. … Have not laughed and smiled and loved just being ALIVE this much since … don’t know when! Thank you, Dulce! ❤

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Жыл бұрын

Dulcé Sloan is one of THE funniest comedians and I love her dearly!!! I'm hoping the writers get all that they request during the strike, and when they come back, I expect Dulcé to get her FULL WEEK of hosting The Daily Show!

@projektaquarius Жыл бұрын

I love Dulcé

@maryrosekent8223 Жыл бұрын

She’s a goddess!

@prismatism Жыл бұрын

A Person of good taste!

@lashawannajoyner5993 Жыл бұрын

I found my new comedienne ❤️❤️❤️ looovvin her hair 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙌🏼

@MosDaft 11 ай бұрын

Same

@JasonWilliams-um2nt Ай бұрын

Why? I never heard one joke

@Bombadil-ez9ns Жыл бұрын

New York is strange. Everyone who lives there talks about it like it's a prison, and depending on which angle is convenient in the moment, they might take the perspective of either a prisoner or a guard.

@richiec54 Жыл бұрын

Lol okay

@burningspear90 Жыл бұрын

That’s a good analogy, 49 yr born and raised in nyc

@sparklemotion101ni3 Жыл бұрын

@Bombadil-ez9ns It depends on whether people can really afford to live here or whether they're just getting by. I won't lie, it *is* expensive. As for it being cold here, Dulce maybe has never lived in the north before: it's warmer here than in much of the rest of the north (NYC is the warmest part of NY state, & places like Boston are much colder. I know she's doing a - very funny - prepared set, but if she'd use some of that success to get a really good winter coat, a hat and some fur-lined boots, she'd feel much better.

@RiverSprite30 9 ай бұрын

Avoid Irish drunks if you can.

@neobahamut6751 Жыл бұрын

Her voice is so adorable when she says : "it is so cold" in New York.

@zb3495 Жыл бұрын

I’m a 5’2” jew and my wife is a 5’8” black lady from down south.

@magpie.314 Ай бұрын

Congrats jew boo!

@iriskohl1 6 ай бұрын

“Sun was out mocking me” 😂😂😂

@sophovot5079 Жыл бұрын

"I said Riesling! Ocean!" lmaoooo she's right tho

@AdmiralWinfrey Жыл бұрын

Brilliant and adorable! Funny as hell, i love you, Dulcé. I hope you hit those goals of owning a yacht and throwing people off of it

@xjdfghashzkj Жыл бұрын

This lady is friggin delightful

@soyandoat4106 Жыл бұрын

She is an icon! Her sassy comedy always on point

@steviewonderland2630 Жыл бұрын

You are the queen, the throne is yours for the taking. We are all madly in love with your version of humor. You are indeed quite awesome.

@maximeenes3105 Жыл бұрын

I love her voice

@allisonmargaretbigelow380 11 ай бұрын

"Hi sir. What up green shirt? ... Glasses, I'm not playing with you." I'm dying. Dulcé is hilarious.🤣

@pennynocry9174 Жыл бұрын

.. Never Suppose To Be Cold! Feel ya on that!!!😂

@loveheals6184 Жыл бұрын

I felt that in my soul!!!! I Say That EVERY Single Winter. Lol.

@stardresser1 Жыл бұрын

I love her within 3 minutes. Forever.

@ericpeterson8732 Жыл бұрын

She wants a Jewish guy because she loves the Lord! 😂😂 Brilliant!

@duroxkilo Жыл бұрын

she's my favorite correspondent at the daily show, super talented and funny

@SoleilQuiles Жыл бұрын

She needs her own 1 hour Special.

@sarahferguson0 Жыл бұрын

She's absolutely hilarious! I need more of this woman in my life ❤

@mamawray 11 ай бұрын

I'm 44. I still remember that "techno biological alarm clock". Mine went off at 29 and a half. Also the mid-30s horniness. Very real. Good times.

@RipperBlades Жыл бұрын

I didn’t know she had such a beautiful singing voice

@Murder_Hornet Жыл бұрын

Her delivery is on another plane of existence. Well done with recommendation, KZfaq. Well done.

@ekdaufin1485 Жыл бұрын

Didn’t know she had a beautiful singing voice !❤

@dana780 Жыл бұрын

Joke 1: fell in love. HUGE fan now!

@kelleyk28 Жыл бұрын

This is only the second video I've seen of her. She is so funny.

@Comicsluvr Жыл бұрын

This woman's delivery is EPIC!

@blake3847 Жыл бұрын

“I’m going to make degrassi Drake” sent me😂

@D415h4n34 Жыл бұрын

I comment this on every video of this joke that I see - 20 SOMETHINGS, HEED THAT WARNING cuz it ain't a mf joke. I'm 34 and its so real

@MosDaft 11 ай бұрын

"Emotionally, genetically, spiritually- I am not supposed to be cold!" Amen. Hallelujah. Preach. To the back row. Im FROM nyc.

@randallmcgrath9345 Жыл бұрын

I was on another video of skmeone asking to name another good woman comedian besides Wanda Sykes and I instantly told them of this lady. ❤ Also she hated NY so much she SANG. ❤ 😂

@makingpixierose Жыл бұрын

Dulcé Sloan is absolutely everything to me

@magnetdesignandadver Жыл бұрын

Dulcé is brilliant! What a good time cracking up

@LongDistanceCall11 11 ай бұрын

Incredibly smart, love Dulcé

@khalfanilove 11 ай бұрын

Wow. She's great. Brilliant / Genius material and delivery. I could listen to her all day.

@Lord_OTD Жыл бұрын

A Gem 💎

@AQueenofMultiMagic Жыл бұрын

My favorite comedian right now! Would love to see her on tour!

@chromicapop4595 11 ай бұрын

she is a realist chaotic majestic spicy savage I love her

@m.v.1054 11 ай бұрын

I feel you, I have lived in NYC for 23 years and I feel the same way about it!!!

@JoonieJuice 11 ай бұрын

She's so pretty

@CT7845 11 ай бұрын

The person captioning Dulcé really understood the assignment. 🙌

@melanie9063 Жыл бұрын

Yes Ma’am,,,, the “dirty 30s” are REAL,,,, I heard about them as a teenager from my older girl cousins,,,,, I was like an 18 year old boy😆😆,, ,enjoy 12:44 them!!! Long time ago for me, but I remember!! Keep making us laugh 😝🖤

@aprilbrown7227 Жыл бұрын

She speaking some true fact especially about black women being shoot by the police and her sets were funny 🤣🤣🤭

@jaydonaldson7652 Жыл бұрын

So clever: absolute fire

@ohotnitza Жыл бұрын

What she says about women in their 30s is entirely true. You can't get making babies out of your mind. All day, every day. Fortunately it calms down during perimenopause. 🙂

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Жыл бұрын

I remember those days. And now that I'm in my 50s, your kids (if you had them) are grown, or almost grown, and now all you care about is keeping warm, buying new kinds of olive oil, watching videos of meals you have no intention of ever cooking, and being in bed by 9pm, except Fridays when you wildin' out and stay up until 10:32pm. 🤣😅💯

@carmenk4018 Жыл бұрын

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 I'm 34 and this comment just made me so happy, a time to look forward too! 😌

@junetakesover Жыл бұрын

I'm at the end of my 30's and I can't say I thought about having a baby at all

@TiOnemorename Жыл бұрын

I never wanted to have kids. Not one day in my life.

@UndertheNeedle282 11 ай бұрын

I had a hysterectomy at 39, for this very reason. If I hadn't I'd be 46 with kids aged 27, 21, 15, 3, and 1. 😬😬🙅🏽‍♀️

@LoolaFoos Жыл бұрын

She's hilarious i love her i want more of her!

@mauriceortiz8817 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant!

@AdelTheForsaken Жыл бұрын

She did that!

@keishie23 Жыл бұрын

Dulce is amazing ❤❤❤❤

@loveheals6184 Жыл бұрын

I thoroughly enjoyed Dulcé's set! She's HILARIOUS, BRILLIANT, BEAUTIFUL & AN ASTUTE OBSERVER. Here go your flowers, sistuh 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌻🌻🌻🌻🔥🔥🔥🔥😎😎🙌🏿🥰🙌🏿🥰🙌🏿

@bigguy952 Жыл бұрын

I love her in The Great North

@_Tree Жыл бұрын

She is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@frogkisser Жыл бұрын

I was TODAY years old when I discovered her comedy!! I LOVE HER!!!!!

@brandyh1284 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂a mother of 3 since 15😂😂😂😂😂

@PoggeB13 Жыл бұрын

Does she have a movie or TV deal? She's as much actress as comedian and brilliant at both..

@ShawnC.W-King 11 ай бұрын

Degrassi Drake; The Weakest of Alll The Drakes😂🤣 I screamed laughing my ass off on that one, bruh 😮‍💨💀

@felixvergara5627 11 ай бұрын

The very first joke is SO true...

@carrollmurphy2289 Жыл бұрын

She is fantastic!

@melanieinthecity 11 ай бұрын

I love her so much

@aazhie Жыл бұрын

What up green shirt? XDD

@ellanina801 4 ай бұрын

I love dulcé… I hope she will tour round my neck of the woods one of these days 🙌🏻

@ese.amador Жыл бұрын

When is she getting her special?

@janefromcanada6943 8 ай бұрын

Fantastic!! Super funny lady 🤣🤣🤣

@staceyk.210 Жыл бұрын

Dulce' girl your a Natural!! Queen you got Talent and I'm so happpppy 😅 your utilizing it!! Keep it coming I see All Sort Of Doors 🚪 Opening Up For Ya!! Much Love💜🤍🔮🤍💜

@Ohana9999 Жыл бұрын

Literally one of the funniest people on the planet!!!

@tj_enju Жыл бұрын

ya... she be awesomeness just!!! ..thnx dulce

@traceybrooks4218 Жыл бұрын

She is funny and beautiful

@lilliannawinter1210 11 ай бұрын

@ministerlee6094 Жыл бұрын

LETS MAKE A MOVIE WITH LIZZO AND DULCE, THEY COULD PLAY SISTERS WHO HAVE TO GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL TO GET THEIR FATHER’S BILLION DOLLAR FORTUNE, AND THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THESE DISRESPECTFUL TEENAGERS, AND RUDE TEACHERS, IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS.

@lilacfunk Жыл бұрын

They could legit play sisters.

@queequee Жыл бұрын

I want to audition for comedy show.... I love comedy

@lashawannajoyner5993 Жыл бұрын

Looovvin her hair🔥🔥🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🥰🥰😍❤️❤️ she's my new comedienne 💯

@marcybigfan2016 11 ай бұрын

🎉 you're the next big thing, Ms. Dulce. Love it!❤

@theoatmealer Жыл бұрын

hey silly question but why are the closed captions censored if the audio is not?

@maylen9299 11 ай бұрын

12:32 lol I felt that one, someone just asked me if I was the mother of my 21 year old sister and my 15 year old brother....I'm 17.

@mikelbanks8506 Жыл бұрын

SHE IS HIL-AR-IOUS!

@esmooth919 Жыл бұрын

3:04 I'm originally from there, and while I'm still nostalgic for it, even I think that there's an overwhelming amount of evidence that suggests the otherwise. Lol

@Divorceja Жыл бұрын

Truths

@jovieappoggiatura Жыл бұрын

I wish Dulce Sloan, Zainab Johnson, Amberia, and Tacarra could all be on a show together and also Nicole Dyer

@janeentumbao8690 10 ай бұрын

The world needs more tall Jewish men. ❤🎉😊

@bruceleewayne8252 Жыл бұрын

We cannot have them shooting our most precious resource, Our Beautiful Powerful Most High Black Women/Queens. Thank you tho sis Luh ya rs

@bruceleewayne8252 Жыл бұрын

We black before we gay we black before we men we black before we women. We black before we even are allowed to be human.. smh let us rise

@Don-hh4ff Жыл бұрын

Bih said every edition

@duanekilgore9130 Жыл бұрын

Dope as f

@methenyjazz 11 ай бұрын

She is Good!!!! Wow

@hashimorabdullahi6728 Жыл бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤❤love you sis❤❤❤❤❤❤

@margaretgarana911 Жыл бұрын

Yay!

@cj10109 11 ай бұрын

I love the Old Testament God too 😂😂😂

@nuhohm Жыл бұрын

I've never wanted to be Jewish accept for now

@sweetpea775 Жыл бұрын

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@janeentumbao8690 10 ай бұрын

She's a smart gal! She's the kinda bougie gal that someone could talk to her about maximizing profits from CBD and how to reinvest back into a company vs a basic hoodrat, spending her last $20 on a bag of subpar MJ. We need more gals like Ms Dulcé!😂❤🎉