Dumbest Fails #79 | THE DUMB PEOPLE ARE BACK | Alonzo Lerone

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Alonzo Lerone

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@jant4385
@jant4385 3 жыл бұрын
The Sims group gets me everytime. Someone was asking if you could kill a child with fire last week. Anytime I see something disturbing or crazy on my newsfeed it's always The Sims 3 Community.
@Cassxowary
@Cassxowary 3 жыл бұрын
JC JB that sims fire child killing one is old as hell... I remember seeing it years ago
@jant4385
@jant4385 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cassxowary no someone asked it last week. They ask crazy questions all the time. Can a child burn to death? from August 9th Guys I have whoowhoer mod , but I can't do teens get pregnant or have sex.. from today
@arieepotter384
@arieepotter384 3 жыл бұрын
English isn’t even my first language and I cringe at this everytime because I feel like I’m better at it than people who speak it since they were babies...
@radioactive_baby0706
@radioactive_baby0706 3 жыл бұрын
You are don't worry lol
@Hoppip99
@Hoppip99 3 жыл бұрын
I commend you for having English as a second language. Anyone that can learn English when we don't even follow our own rules is truly impressive. You are definitely better at this than half of the people who grew up speaking English.
@Cassxowary
@Cassxowary 3 жыл бұрын
Hope P. English is my fifth language and I always correct people on stuff...
@Cassxowary
@Cassxowary 3 жыл бұрын
GPlumbob most people who aren’t born or raised with English can use it better than people who are
@alonzo
@alonzo 3 жыл бұрын
Love that dictionary
@winniethepooht5776
@winniethepooht5776 3 жыл бұрын
"I am just a child of the Lord here to spread the word and your legs.' I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
@SkittyDangerzne
@SkittyDangerzne 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr?? I lost it when he finally lost it! 🤣
@Saiko_PATH
@Saiko_PATH 3 жыл бұрын
did you mean to put 겨울 into your name? or did you mean the letters you put in?
@winniethepooht5776
@winniethepooht5776 3 жыл бұрын
@@Saiko_PATH yes, I meant to put the characters.
@winniethepooht5776
@winniethepooht5776 3 жыл бұрын
@@Saiko_PATH my name is Winter, and that translates to winter.
@winniethepooht5776
@winniethepooht5776 3 жыл бұрын
@@Saiko_PATH though I think you know that. 😂
@naturallynessa8474
@naturallynessa8474 3 жыл бұрын
"City of Dooblen" * *every Irish person on the planet has left the chat* *
@clarinetprodigy
@clarinetprodigy 3 жыл бұрын
I cringed so hard, and I'm not even Irish 🤣
@RosheenQuynh
@RosheenQuynh 3 жыл бұрын
@@clarinetprodigy Same but I gave him a pass because he's probably never heard of the place before lol
@ruthcaperchione4103
@ruthcaperchione4103 3 жыл бұрын
I have some Irish blood going back, but I cringed on behalf of my grandfather's ancestors.
@halyceox8825
@halyceox8825 3 жыл бұрын
There's also a city of Dublin in Georgia. Even we Southerners say it correctly, and there are a lot of things we mispronounce. 🙃
@RosheenQuynh
@RosheenQuynh 3 жыл бұрын
@@ruthcaperchione4103 Same
@picklesthewise
@picklesthewise 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't have to LOOK at the place but I bet it's Popeyes." Killed me in the first thirty seconds 🤣🤣🤣
@Purpl3Pe4ch
@Purpl3Pe4ch 3 жыл бұрын
what makes it even funnier is that is Popeye's 😂 you can see the logo on the cups in the background if you look hard enough
@bryannaajoyy
@bryannaajoyy Жыл бұрын
I lost it at the Devil Box PlayStation
@21airball
@21airball 3 жыл бұрын
Rockin the shirt. For those who aren't Filipino, Pogi means Handsome in Tagalog. So in English it's Mr. Handsome 👌
@necromanticzz
@necromanticzz 3 жыл бұрын
NDBDBDNS I THOUGHT IT SAID MR POG 😔
@astrolouise6904
@astrolouise6904 3 жыл бұрын
@@necromanticzz sameee
@giovanni1234527
@giovanni1234527 3 жыл бұрын
Noticed it halfway
@scooploops77777
@scooploops77777 3 жыл бұрын
k
@denisa7090
@denisa7090 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for translating it 😊
@niyalove7477
@niyalove7477 3 жыл бұрын
"your son is 7 years old he has a stunt gun AND a job ??" 😭😭😭
@Lizzie0623
@Lizzie0623 3 жыл бұрын
No the neighbour had a stun gun
@niyalove7477
@niyalove7477 3 жыл бұрын
Megan 9217 i know i was quoting what he said when he was reading it lol💀
@Lizzie0623
@Lizzie0623 3 жыл бұрын
Sister Subs oh, okay.
@darlenebuck3189
@darlenebuck3189 3 жыл бұрын
I think the mom means her son is 17 and has a job. 7 year olds are too young to have a job.
@astrolouise6904
@astrolouise6904 3 жыл бұрын
@@darlenebuck3189 yeah but she never mentioned another kid and because of the grammar it is a likely conclusion to come to that shes talking about the 7 year old
@lanathiahickson3310
@lanathiahickson3310 3 жыл бұрын
"And I eat the food that I find taste good" killed me
@user-si1qx9xj2z
@user-si1qx9xj2z 3 жыл бұрын
“pepsi tastes like soap” “what kind of soap do u use?” “...pepsi”😭😭😭
@AirraAleem
@AirraAleem 3 жыл бұрын
This is why his slogan is "GET A DICTIONARY!!"
@draydengee9060
@draydengee9060 3 жыл бұрын
Even though he can't pronounce quite a few words. Like Dublin he pronounced Dooblin, kinda hypocritical, also seen quite a few videos with easy words that he has no idea what they are.
@natalieboo4294
@natalieboo4294 3 жыл бұрын
Drayden Gee Shut up. 🤫
@allyson1838
@allyson1838 3 жыл бұрын
Drayden Gee at least he knows how to spell
@katieburns1870
@katieburns1870 3 жыл бұрын
Drayden Gee the diffrence is many ppl mispronounce words but spelling u have many tried and can re read it yet ppl still fail so much at spelling
@draydengee9060
@draydengee9060 3 жыл бұрын
Don't get me wrong folks I still love Alonzo he is one of the main KZfaqrs I watch and am subscribed to, I'm in Canada so there is a possibility I have heard the words more and seen them written more frequently here, so don't think I'm a hater I do love this guy lol and sry if my first comment seemed rude I didn't mean for it to be, much love from Canadia ;P
@thejennadeblin
@thejennadeblin 3 жыл бұрын
"Are those fingers or feet?" Whatever they were, are they even real?!?!
@cjgeel1
@cjgeel1 3 жыл бұрын
6 months later im still wondering
@keileyonahammons9705
@keileyonahammons9705 2 жыл бұрын
@@cjgeel1 10 months later and im still wondering
@KawasakiMotoX2T
@KawasakiMotoX2T 2 жыл бұрын
@@keileyonahammons9705 feets😶
@solarsammyyt
@solarsammyyt 4 ай бұрын
@@KawasakiMotoX2T🫣😥
@p.rivera9881
@p.rivera9881 3 жыл бұрын
That one person said: “I only smoke mozzarella.” 😂
@blueedreamsx
@blueedreamsx 3 жыл бұрын
I caught it too 😂😂😂
@puertoricangoku2521
@puertoricangoku2521 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like “Cornteen” is gonna be the new “Preganant” lmao
@mered30
@mered30 3 жыл бұрын
Do you meant pregnat
@mered30
@mered30 3 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite one
@Iloverandomness100
@Iloverandomness100 3 жыл бұрын
Cornteen 😭 I hadn’t seen that one yet until now
@amethystwinstryg9590
@amethystwinstryg9590 3 жыл бұрын
Are you sure you didn't mean pregananant?
@lExN34
@lExN34 3 жыл бұрын
@@mered30 do you mean pergenerant
@aprilrivas5071
@aprilrivas5071 3 жыл бұрын
How did he literally miss the fact that the “bull” was a dog with horns tied to it? Wtf is going on in this world 😂😭
@Cassxowary
@Cassxowary 3 жыл бұрын
April Rivas he also showed stuff that is fine, like the toes or the accent chair and ottoman...
@juliuskass4468
@juliuskass4468 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo exactly I was dying for a minute
@aprilrivas5071
@aprilrivas5071 3 жыл бұрын
Herta Schneider I’m sorry but those toes were horrifying lol.
@HiBye-zt8ey
@HiBye-zt8ey 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice until you mentioned it. But that dog looks hilarious🤣🤣🤣
@PsychicGirl17
@PsychicGirl17 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice it was a dog with horns, I thought it was a ceramic/figurine of a bull and he was asking $1000 dollars for it. Lol
@s.nifrum4580
@s.nifrum4580 3 жыл бұрын
“Stupidity isn’t a virus but it sure is spreading like one” -Sandy from spongebob squarepants
@ziaire8005
@ziaire8005 3 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t ready for the reverend one..😭 “here to spread His word and your legs.” I can’t and the capitalization mistakes.
@BarbadosBeerFestival
@BarbadosBeerFestival 3 жыл бұрын
0:45 an accent chair is a real thing. Just means it’s a touch of color for the room.
@chickenrotini
@chickenrotini 3 жыл бұрын
Glyne Lewis came to the comments for this. I thought I was missing something lol. Accent chairs ARE a thing, Alonzo.
@2Blessed
@2Blessed 3 жыл бұрын
I kept replaying that part thinking I was missing something!
@lordvlygar2963
@lordvlygar2963 3 жыл бұрын
Came here for this, as well. I like my chairs to speak east end London when I drink tea. 😂
@GMW.artist
@GMW.artist 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. And Dublin was spelt correctly and Alonzo pronounced it like a moron...
@lordvlygar2963
@lordvlygar2963 3 жыл бұрын
@@GMW.artist Dooblin
@cornelriajohnson3521
@cornelriajohnson3521 3 жыл бұрын
The reverend tryna spread them legs killed me 🤣🤣🤣
@evieluvon5965
@evieluvon5965 3 жыл бұрын
Me too xD
@jennasotelo166
@jennasotelo166 3 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@cornelriajohnson3521
@cornelriajohnson3521 3 жыл бұрын
countrygirl countrymusiclover1127 you doing too much hon 🤣😘 it’s clearly slang
@cheyjones570
@cheyjones570 3 жыл бұрын
No one: Alonzo: “City of Dooblen”
@JakePitts
@JakePitts 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha thanks for the feature on my other project Aelonia!! Had me laughing my ass off!
@loveandrespectme
@loveandrespectme 3 жыл бұрын
Omg I didn't even realize you commented on this already until after I did 😆 I wish I could find the video that comment is on!
@Omnomnomfish
@Omnomnomfish 3 жыл бұрын
0:28 those toes man. Those toes will haunt my nightmares till my dying day.
@etonbachs4226
@etonbachs4226 3 жыл бұрын
Glad you didn't spell it dieing like so many people do.
@Omnomnomfish
@Omnomnomfish 3 жыл бұрын
@@etonbachs4226 spelling is my one gift to offer the world. I aced every spelling test and I'm not about to lose to the internet lol 😂😂😂
@BlackFlagHeathen
@BlackFlagHeathen 3 жыл бұрын
“A Nintendo Switch for some toilet paper might actually be an even trade rn” I simultaneously laughed and cried.
@saajing9715
@saajing9715 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Alonzo has never made a dictionary using all the misspelled words he's read and deciphered over the years. I think custom merch like that would be pretty awesome. Edit: *cough* *cough* I'm an artist and can help with this and it'd be so cool to do *cough* *cough*
@JordiBriscoe
@JordiBriscoe 3 жыл бұрын
Do it and send it to him for the next unboxing :)
@saajing9715
@saajing9715 3 жыл бұрын
@@JordiBriscoe I've actually been trying to get in contact with him since last month because I'd like to work WITH him on it to get his input, as well as other stuff like a calendar for 2021 (though I don't think it will happen sadly since I haven't heard back from him yet)
@JordiBriscoe
@JordiBriscoe 3 жыл бұрын
@@saajing9715 id say tag him on social media or do send him your project anyways and say that "its fan made but if you would like to do more with it then let's work together" okay? Please don't give up hope I'm sure he's just been super busy 🥰 Also put a remembrance for his mom, im sure he'll appreciate that very much!
@saajing9715
@saajing9715 3 жыл бұрын
@@JordiBriscoe thanks for the words of encouragement haha. I'll try and figure something out to get him to notice (maybe I have to make a Twitter account since he's apparently really active over there)
@ThatBowl0fRice
@ThatBowl0fRice 3 жыл бұрын
@@saajing9715 how did it go?
@MRJDWoodard
@MRJDWoodard 3 жыл бұрын
“Corn Roads in my head.” 😂🤣😂🤣
@ninteenninetyfive9773
@ninteenninetyfive9773 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen those in a while. I clicked faster than flash. ✊🏻
@crimsonhartman
@crimsonhartman 3 жыл бұрын
Doubtful
@4n0nym0us_a.i
@4n0nym0us_a.i 3 жыл бұрын
The cameraman is faster than the flash
@itseagle7575
@itseagle7575 3 жыл бұрын
Oof boi!
@zackburkhart6521
@zackburkhart6521 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't we all
@ThatDigitalBoss
@ThatDigitalBoss 3 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@juliannagoodwin2875
@juliannagoodwin2875 3 жыл бұрын
Did you see how quick cash looked back? “I need a what?” 😂😂
@homoshreksual3145
@homoshreksual3145 3 жыл бұрын
It took me so long to get the title😂. “Does Walmart close at 8 I need bread for bologna sandwiches
@wombat666ful
@wombat666ful 3 жыл бұрын
Your reading of posts and stories might just be my favorite format of your videos. I Discovered you a few weeks ago through the "dumb things we did as kids" series, your laugh makes us laugh along even when we possibly shouldn't.
@anab_0428
@anab_0428 3 жыл бұрын
“Are those fingers or feet?!?” I’m DEADDDD😭😭😭
@LAdouglas
@LAdouglas 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂thought I was the only one confused by that
@F_M20
@F_M20 3 жыл бұрын
that is feet with extra long....😵
@PrincessofKeys
@PrincessofKeys 3 жыл бұрын
Like I swear they did that on purpose like why would you take a picture of your feet too?
@jaminsprinkle7287
@jaminsprinkle7287 3 жыл бұрын
These people need a dictionary, a thesaurus, a grammar book and an english tutor.
@belovedbenton
@belovedbenton 3 жыл бұрын
That still won't help them
@aaliyahguiles8323
@aaliyahguiles8323 3 жыл бұрын
And ixl
@heavenshaffer
@heavenshaffer 3 жыл бұрын
Facts. Our whole nation needs this.
@badmaw7073
@badmaw7073 3 жыл бұрын
They need to go the fuck back to grade 3 english
@lExN34
@lExN34 3 жыл бұрын
AMEN
@mf2597
@mf2597 3 жыл бұрын
Box up the queef had me laughing so hard that I cried!🤣🤣🤣
@tori6
@tori6 3 жыл бұрын
*"When I read comments like that, the more dumb I get"* *You're right Alonzo* 😂
@SeraphOfTheStone
@SeraphOfTheStone 3 жыл бұрын
This. This is why people have a hard time learning the English language.
@Lindseyisloony
@Lindseyisloony 3 жыл бұрын
Lol no. This is an example of Alonzo and a lot of other people not knowing what voice texting is!
@brookeelle6879
@brookeelle6879 3 жыл бұрын
ALEXIS DICKERSON I think they mean because people who speak English don’t know how to speak English 😂
@dilaisy_loone2846
@dilaisy_loone2846 3 жыл бұрын
Lady ESPer no, English is pretty easy (really, me and my family stared to talk it a year after we got here) Spanish and Italian in the other hand, are pretty hard.
@leensayguilloteau18
@leensayguilloteau18 3 жыл бұрын
ALEXIS DICKERSON it can be for people who really focus on it and want to learn bc started learning English within 6 months or less
@stephutech
@stephutech 3 жыл бұрын
I have decided that I’m going to spell “bologna” like below knee now. thanks Paris
@reganvandell9190
@reganvandell9190 3 жыл бұрын
Is nobody gonna tell him that the “expensive bull” was a dog with antlers😂
@karentucker2161
@karentucker2161 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that too lol 😆
@terrellgooden4767
@terrellgooden4767 Жыл бұрын
I wp w
@sophiaferguson6412
@sophiaferguson6412 3 жыл бұрын
Alonzo, I just wanna say thank you for putting out love and quality content into the world despite life throwing some real shit your way lately, we are all thankful for you. Big big supporter of you and your vids 🥰🥰
@BrandonGavin_EDC
@BrandonGavin_EDC 3 жыл бұрын
These people never left Alonzo and they are multiplying...
@niyaaedits616
@niyaaedits616 3 жыл бұрын
He protecc He attacc But most importantly Alonzo laughs so hard it hurts his bacc ( small KZfaqr btw)
@brookedavis9850
@brookedavis9850 3 жыл бұрын
i’m sorry but i have to... GeT a DiCtIoNaRy 😂 (i know you spelt wrong on purpose)
@niyaaedits616
@niyaaedits616 3 жыл бұрын
Brooke Davis lmao 😂
@Cassxowary
@Cassxowary 3 жыл бұрын
Prinxess. Edits laugh’s means relating to the laugh, so you mean alonzo’s laugh or Alonzo laughs
@niyaaedits616
@niyaaedits616 3 жыл бұрын
Herta Schneider Alonzo laughs
@niyaaedits616
@niyaaedits616 3 жыл бұрын
countrygirl countrymusiclover1127 it’s a joke
@CuriousGoodsJessica
@CuriousGoodsJessica 3 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard & yelling out at 14:47 "GET A DICTIONARY" My dog looked at me really funny 🤣
@Icefyre01
@Icefyre01 3 жыл бұрын
9:45 - Alonzo - pronouncing the word Dublin as “Doob-lin” Me - ...it’s pronounced DUB-Lin, like DUBstep 🤦🏼‍♀️ Sorry Alonzo, but that’s one I live near! (Dublin, Ireland is only a 2hr train ride from me)
@mushr0omz347
@mushr0omz347 3 жыл бұрын
When I press on it he says “blin”😂
@alphawolfrex962
@alphawolfrex962 3 жыл бұрын
I thought everyone knew how to pronounce it tbh 🤣
@tonihouston1059
@tonihouston1059 3 жыл бұрын
Did anyone realize that he said the dogs birthday is June 15the and he'll be 9 months on June 15th? Not possible 👀😑🤓😒
@rebeccatoland8040
@rebeccatoland8040 3 жыл бұрын
Literally add to pause it and question if I, myself, was missing something.
@stacey2470
@stacey2470 3 жыл бұрын
If they're just making up dog breeds, maybe they're hoping the person who believes that is horrible at basic math
@ryane8478
@ryane8478 3 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too. Was wondering if anyone else was
@chrisgroves4097
@chrisgroves4097 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe it makes sense in dog years
@oltl4ever2012
@oltl4ever2012 3 жыл бұрын
@@stacey2470 They're not making up dog breeds but maybe they're just extremely stupid at math.
@lindslovessnakes
@lindslovessnakes 3 жыл бұрын
Alonzo I have been going through an extremely difficult time. My mental health is absolutely shot. I have been rebinging all of your Dumbest Fail videos and they have helped distract me a little bit here and there. Glad there's some new material. :) (I still love the one where you read like 50 'pregnant' spelling fails in a row. Never fails to make me laugh.)
@michelleparrishhayes310
@michelleparrishhayes310 3 жыл бұрын
Lindsey C, just remember, you aren't alone and you will get through your difficult time. If you need help, reach out; to family, friends, professionals or even me. Take care of yourself, you deserve to.
@cheetos_and_kilos
@cheetos_and_kilos 3 жыл бұрын
Lindsey C, sending you positive vibes 💕. Keep your head up, we're all cheering for you.
@CarlosDelgado-rf6qm
@CarlosDelgado-rf6qm 3 жыл бұрын
When he said "they upsetted me" had me laughing so hard.
@theoneandonlysymone3353
@theoneandonlysymone3353 3 жыл бұрын
The SECOND PHOTO HAD ME DEAD LITTER-ALLY I SWALLOWED MY ICE WHOLE💀😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
@shea-lynnholzer4374
@shea-lynnholzer4374 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think he should make The different ways to say "quarantine" like the pregnant shirt
@cathieharris6122
@cathieharris6122 3 жыл бұрын
Word of the day: Legs. Spread the word.
@ELmayberry
@ELmayberry 3 жыл бұрын
OMG 😂😂😂
@rianna7562
@rianna7562 3 жыл бұрын
OMG 😳🤣🤣🤣
@babyboo8672
@babyboo8672 3 жыл бұрын
and them legs
@cheetos_and_kilos
@cheetos_and_kilos 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@livywithane
@livywithane 3 жыл бұрын
11:42 "Cash does need a friend..." *Cash looks* "Cash, do u want a gator mouth, brendal pit?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@meganshade1106
@meganshade1106 3 жыл бұрын
The way he said Dublin had me laughing so hard 😂
@NightheartProductions
@NightheartProductions 3 жыл бұрын
That one dislike is probably one of the dumb people in the video 😂
@Cassxowary
@Cassxowary 3 жыл бұрын
*Dooblin? It’s the most famous city in Ireland and this is an US American one named after where the founders are from*
@cindydulude8310
@cindydulude8310 3 жыл бұрын
I just found this gem of a man this past week on youtube. I have never laughed so hard. Sometimes I have to pause just because I'm laughing so hard. I've missed out of years of posts, boy am I excited. I know there's more on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat(did I get that right) but I'm old. My brain is already at it's limit on how much more technology it wants to squeeze in. I mean I'm still struggling to set up my "smart" phone, and windows 10. I want to be a member because anybody that can make me laugh like this just deserves it. I will be joining, I'm still trying to figure out what I need to know. Otherwise I'll be yelling out my computer asking "what do I do next?". Can't ask my husband because I know more about this stuff then he does. So cheers to you, Alonzo Lerone. I just met you and have already passed your site to three of my grandchildren. Love you
@mshquinn5567
@mshquinn5567 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed way to hard at the Reverend 😂
@spn4eva996
@spn4eva996 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I’m not the only one bothered by bad spelling. 😀
@Mikah-tt2bl
@Mikah-tt2bl 3 жыл бұрын
It is one of the most annoying things. Only topped by bad grammar though.
@katieburns1870
@katieburns1870 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t mind it if it’s wee things but if it’s a full sentence and literally every word is diffrent then I’m annoyed lol
@jordiyt9026
@jordiyt9026 3 жыл бұрын
It’s the “ it’s upsetting me and my homegirl” for me😂💀😭
@Taylor-xx6wc
@Taylor-xx6wc 3 жыл бұрын
When he doesn’t understand what “No Standing” means but 13y/o me does💀😂
@AnnaBell033
@AnnaBell033 3 жыл бұрын
What does it mean?
@markfourtwentyheart6415
@markfourtwentyheart6415 3 жыл бұрын
AnnaBell033 Instead of parking and leaving the vehicle- you’re still in the car with the engine running, so your car is standing still not moving. People usually do it to avoid a ticket in ‘No Parking’ zones or metered/pay spots.
@GuardianMomoku
@GuardianMomoku 3 жыл бұрын
Alonzo: "If someone submits another one of your statuses again, and it's like this, Imma put you on blast." Everyone watching her timeline now: 👁️👄👁️
@StephenAndaya
@StephenAndaya 3 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate the fact that he's wearing a Filipino shirt that says "Mr. Pogi"? 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
@Samir-ru4rl
@Samir-ru4rl 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen Andaya Bakla
@lillrice27
@lillrice27 3 жыл бұрын
Sam Inspire 💀💀
@janicecarroll3665
@janicecarroll3665 3 жыл бұрын
I guess I will have to park in the "impatient" area (lol), since I often get pissed having to wait to be seen by the doctor well past my scheduled appointment time.
@EndorphinsNYC
@EndorphinsNYC 2 жыл бұрын
I made the mistake of sipping on a drink while watching this video. oh boy.😂The way you deliver your material is so funny that it's a choking hazard. Your way with words and contagious laughter are a gift.
@wargrunt2002
@wargrunt2002 3 жыл бұрын
I want to know what's up with that persons toes on the clip about trading toilet paper for a Nintendo Switch. ALIEN!!!
@itseagle7575
@itseagle7575 3 жыл бұрын
Taco bell is not a real Mexican restaurant so we in America call it Tex-Mex short for Texan Mexican food instead of Mexican food!
@hll0930
@hll0930 3 жыл бұрын
countrygirl countrymusiclover1127 Tex Mex is actually very common. Fajitas is Tex Mex, enchiladas with rice and beans is tex mex, hard shell tacos is Tex mex.
@everyghoulever3788
@everyghoulever3788 3 жыл бұрын
No, vacca stulta, I am Texan, and real Tex Mex is actually good food. Taco Bell is not tex mex. I can’t wait to spit on the tomb of the unknown gamer
@Sirlie08
@Sirlie08 3 жыл бұрын
June 15th he‘ll be 9month old. His birthday is June 15th 2019... now wait a sec...
@Jenni22921
@Jenni22921 3 жыл бұрын
I look for someone to make this comment!!!! So glad I'm not the only one!!! 😆 🤣 😂
@EdarlysGustina
@EdarlysGustina 3 жыл бұрын
Me too... I said: 'Wait a minute, something isn't right.'
@Sirlie08
@Sirlie08 3 жыл бұрын
@Autumn Dunsmore A year has 12 month... not 9 😂
@ladyalmathea7610
@ladyalmathea7610 3 жыл бұрын
When I was 5 years old, I was watching TV with my little brother, who was 2 years old at the time, in my bedroom, and I saw that there was a coca cola bottle on top of the TV, which my dad had left behind. I wanted to get it, so I climbed into the cabinet that the TV was on. I had almost grabbed it when I felt the cabinet tipping over, and before I knew it, I fell with the cabinet and the TV landing on top of me, breaking both of my legs. I still don't know how to this day I managed to both walk again or live to tell the tale 😂😂😂
@jasonsummit1885
@jasonsummit1885 3 жыл бұрын
I've made that same mistake when someone was referring to something in SimCity BuildIt!😂
@carmen8970
@carmen8970 3 жыл бұрын
"i only smoke mozzarella" lmao
@ELmayberry
@ELmayberry 3 жыл бұрын
😆 lol. and below that Statement it's written... tripping my balls on some ranch right now 😂😂
@kennashan
@kennashan 3 жыл бұрын
I knew I couldn't be the only one who saw that. I *almost* spit out my drink
@dexterberedo8587
@dexterberedo8587 3 жыл бұрын
Mr. Pogi In Filipino Mr. Handsome in American Nice shirt and content shout out from the Philippines thanks..please continue inspiring and giving knowledge 👌🏻
@EJFuna
@EJFuna 3 жыл бұрын
I went looking for this comment hahaha Because when I saw his shirt I was like "YYYEEESSS ALONZO, YOU ARE MR. POGI!!!"
@omi-kuroshiri9745
@omi-kuroshiri9745 3 жыл бұрын
I was also looking for this comment 🤣🤣🤣
@islaval
@islaval 3 жыл бұрын
I bought him that shirt 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
@zactrife
@zactrife 3 жыл бұрын
Half pinoy 'to. Nanay niya pinoy.
@dexterberedo8587
@dexterberedo8587 3 жыл бұрын
ah kaya pala 😁👌🏻
@maplelu9514
@maplelu9514 3 жыл бұрын
His face when he said “this is such a shame” I’m dead, you know he’s starting to get scared cause he understands the gibberish XD He’s been doing this for too long
@rose_blackwood
@rose_blackwood 3 жыл бұрын
Poor Alonzo. @4:00 the spelling, grammar and punctuation was so bad that it had him all confused. But her story, yo, it had me in tears! 😂
@elliottbrown7272
@elliottbrown7272 3 жыл бұрын
Ummmmm Dublin isn’t pronounced “doo-blin”😂😂😂😂 love the vid tho 😂
@cheyjones570
@cheyjones570 3 жыл бұрын
iKween_xgamer123 9:43
@D1sNeYfAn4EvEr
@D1sNeYfAn4EvEr 3 жыл бұрын
"Hi everyone! Any ideas how to pass the time during this cornteen?" Alonzo: "I got an idea" Me: The intros to all of Alonzo's video.. GET A DICTIONARY!
@210abcxyz
@210abcxyz 3 жыл бұрын
The fury in his eyes!!! I cried real tears y'all. Real. Tears. 😭😭😭
@RadonehereGamer
@RadonehereGamer 3 жыл бұрын
The dog 😂😂 he’s 8 months old, on the 15th he’ll be 9 months old, his birthday is the 15th... The dog is 9 not 9 months 😂
@sharon.a
@sharon.a 3 жыл бұрын
At this point, Alonzo should start selling dictionaries cause I just know he’s getting tired of telling people to get one 💀💀
@Nytwhatevr
@Nytwhatevr 3 жыл бұрын
I think he needs one himself.
@whyamiheretosuffer7238
@whyamiheretosuffer7238 3 жыл бұрын
What she meant to say was:Does walmart close before eight I need bread for bologna sandwiches
@Purpl3Pe4ch
@Purpl3Pe4ch 3 жыл бұрын
I thought she was trying to say banh mi sandwiches 😂
@whyamiheretosuffer7238
@whyamiheretosuffer7238 3 жыл бұрын
@@Purpl3Pe4ch Hahaha I think she doesn't realize that Bolonga is spelled kinda wierd 😂
@Purpl3Pe4ch
@Purpl3Pe4ch 3 жыл бұрын
@@whyamiheretosuffer7238 oh I forgot about the one that said "below knee." I was thinking about the one that said "bone knee." still funny though
@whyamiheretosuffer7238
@whyamiheretosuffer7238 3 жыл бұрын
@@Purpl3Pe4ch Yep it really is 😂
@sarabell8786
@sarabell8786 3 жыл бұрын
still trying to figure out what “flea bit my teat” means
@fandommisfit
@fandommisfit 3 жыл бұрын
"Bon appetite" I think
@leialoha3229
@leialoha3229 3 жыл бұрын
The mask part got me.. My best friend has asthma and she still wears a masks.. these people are crazy xD
@CarlosThadeu
@CarlosThadeu 3 жыл бұрын
I saw the notification and I clicked as fast as Flash lol
@ksay6950
@ksay6950 3 жыл бұрын
Haha the notification just came in for me and i clicked right away 😅
@codenamemaddog1762
@codenamemaddog1762 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@ambermoose7687
@ambermoose7687 3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@nikixo_
@nikixo_ 3 жыл бұрын
No one gonna talk about the size of them toes @ 0:36 I-😭😭
@giantscruffdog2760
@giantscruffdog2760 3 жыл бұрын
So cute how he doesnt realise an "accent chair" is a real thing... XD
@DoctorWhoKage
@DoctorWhoKage 3 жыл бұрын
I'm more worried about the "Ottoman" she has. Why and how does she have an Ottoman? I thought the Ottomans were gone when Turkey was founded.
@lowkeycee23
@lowkeycee23 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my stars!! I LIVE for your videos!! I’m going thru a lot at the moment, but your humor makes my day so much brighter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mollysayswhat572
@mollysayswhat572 3 жыл бұрын
So what is gonna be really funny is when all of the people who can't spell quarantine start announcing that they got pregnant during the quarantine and are having a quarantine baby. A birth announcement of misspellings 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@taylorg.2492
@taylorg.2492 3 жыл бұрын
Sup fellow people wanna laugh. Or you know just like alonzo lerone.
@keyaratanae
@keyaratanae 3 жыл бұрын
Both😃
@taylorg.2492
@taylorg.2492 3 жыл бұрын
@@keyaratanae same dude! Same!
@jasmineboston4236
@jasmineboston4236 3 жыл бұрын
I wanna see him react to Karen’s
@psycho01cb
@psycho01cb 3 жыл бұрын
Karen's what?
@MissMusicFinatic
@MissMusicFinatic 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this! I just had surgery and I have nothing better to do than watch KZfaq. I laughed so hard I cried. And I had to pause so many times because of my laughing! Thank you for cheering me up while I recover.
@yanesedouglas2341
@yanesedouglas2341 3 жыл бұрын
Video suggestions: reading the amazon reviews for the Haribo SUGAR FREE gummies
@luthermorrisjr1657
@luthermorrisjr1657 3 жыл бұрын
I would watch that😂
@1884-GASPRO
@1884-GASPRO 3 жыл бұрын
9:39 person spelled the most difficult words correct then misspelled the easiest 🙆🏃😂
@BlaiddDrwg2009
@BlaiddDrwg2009 3 жыл бұрын
8:07 - the fact that took a second to sink in ... that is GOLD!
@patricksparks8118
@patricksparks8118 3 жыл бұрын
Mr. Lerone, I am a new subscriber and i just wanted to thank you for the videos you put out. After a long day of dealing with stupid people and all the stupidity in the world right now it is a great thing to see your videos and laugh my A@# off. Thank you again and please keep it up. Oh yes, my wife and daughters turned me onto your channel. They love you also.
@rachelsavaya5545
@rachelsavaya5545 3 жыл бұрын
I just want a mask with your "I See Dumb People" logo on it so I can wear it to work :'D Help an essential worker out?!?
@ProfessorMM
@ProfessorMM 3 жыл бұрын
Rachel Savaya I can make you one lol
@rachelsavaya5545
@rachelsavaya5545 3 жыл бұрын
@@ProfessorMM I'd love it, but I'd rather have it as official merch. ;o; plus, I don't want you to get in trouble for selling a copyrighted design-- tysm for the offer tho!
@mylinhk1277
@mylinhk1277 3 жыл бұрын
the way u say dublin physically hurts me. it’s dub- lynn not doob-lynn
@Paperscrapper
@Paperscrapper 3 жыл бұрын
I missed 1/2 the video because of that. Lol All I could think was he needed to roast himself for that.
@user-yp5fc8hr3g
@user-yp5fc8hr3g 3 жыл бұрын
He said “g fah zos” 😂 instead of ‘G fAye zos’
@dessdess7731
@dessdess7731 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😭
@mistert.r.u5271
@mistert.r.u5271 3 жыл бұрын
Hey sir, just wanted to say your videos get me through the day and I need you to keep doing an awesome job and I want to say thank you for the laughs.
@francesmoreno4464
@francesmoreno4464 3 жыл бұрын
Love the shirt Alonzo, does it say Mr Pogi? 😘 It’s a Filipino word which means “handsome” and I gotta tell you it is accurate. 😉🤎 Love from PH 🇵🇭
@islaval
@islaval 3 жыл бұрын
I gave him that shirt as a birthday gift 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
@dimman90210
@dimman90210 3 жыл бұрын
I missed you ”alzono”, saw a cardi B meme (my momma Said) on ig and thought about you and bam, you uploaded this. Keep the good work man.
@gracer1486
@gracer1486 3 жыл бұрын
I live for these!! 😂 the way Alonso reads these makes such a difference and I love this so much
@NoNames-vw3bq
@NoNames-vw3bq 10 ай бұрын
When he corrected himself with the 'ugghhh' 😂
@brittanyjokela3069
@brittanyjokela3069 2 жыл бұрын
"Even my throat didn't wanna box up that queef" XD That took me out!
@zeffiedavis3537
@zeffiedavis3537 3 жыл бұрын
Missed ya Alonzo! Keep up the amazing content to make me laugh my ass off! Love ya and miss ya! You got this! Keep strong! We are here! 😃♥️
@MissPecanTan89
@MissPecanTan89 3 жыл бұрын
Your videos always put me in such a great mood! You’re awesome! Thank you for the laughs. 😃
@catspjs6229
@catspjs6229 3 жыл бұрын
I haven’t seen your videos in months for some reason oh man, I missed your laughter. Thanks for being a light in a dark world. 💕💕
@MoonMoon24531
@MoonMoon24531 3 жыл бұрын
Man I love this channel!!! Even my 4 year old watches it with me. He hears the 'get a dictionary' start up, and comes running lol
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