9/10

@@kurniahidayat7221 the link doesn't work, your scam has failed

Splatoon

looool

it has a little something for about 7 of us

Props for the honesty at least.

But he did announce something though.

@@ginogatash4030 true i rather that than getting baited

@@tedlopez1368 They literally did bait us. Showing up on the screen like that, giving us false hope after a mostly disappointing Direct. And then saying, sike, here's a $60 port of a Wii game lol.

Hey, at least we weren’t told the game development wasn’t going well and it was going to be delayed.

There was a lot of things shared.

@@megamanzx21 certainly for those interested in JRPGs and ports, though I'm not too interested in those categories. A lot of flagship titles of Nintendo were simply not talked about or delayed, which is frustrating for many fans. Delays are understandable though. Economies, production, work for many people was shut down due to the pandemic. The best that Nintendo fans can do is to hold tight and wait.

Please understand

@@megamanzx21 IKR. These Sony fanboys are so cringe... I can't believe they're not excited for the ability to finally play as classic character that everyone knows known as "Fuse" in popular SNES JRPG game, "Phalanx". Honestly, can't these guys go play a mindless shooter like Last Of Us 2 or something lol?

@@mboz_2108 I love this

Is this a Schaffrilias reference?

@@IcyDiamond no dunkey said it in one of his videos

@@jogolord8122 can I have a link to this video please?

@@IcyDiamond I think the video was called, "The Sad Year." It is Dunkey's retrospective on video games in 2015.

@@IcyDiamond Yes, it is the last joke he makes in his video titled "The Sad Year." I was wrong about the year though. He's reviewing video games in 2016 not 2015.

But here, take this 10 year old wii game. Its dangerous to go alone

@@Broment502 It’s also dangerous for your wallets because it’s 60 dollars..

ATTENTION!!! Thanks for your attention.

@Zach Watering They actually added the character that any single soul in the entire world requested for smash. Yes, here it is, Raym....Pyra from fire emblem series.

@@thechugg4372 Yes but there are too many anime sword characters. That is why they should include Barst from fire emblem series. I mean c'mon he use an axe. It is the variety that the game needs.

for real, thought my computer was acting up

1000 likes for just saying you've never heard a louder silence Damn verification mark

Watch his getting over it video

this is suspiciously quiet anyways when splatoon 3 drops lmk in this comment section I’m gonna 1v1 and beat your squid ass cheek

@@christianmedina6693 computer shaking ass 😳

@Countryman Roland no u

Hey but miitopia is pretty good

Ok

@Alagu jothi Ok

I don't know if they could've made it more anti-Dunkey if they even tried. It was the perfect culmination of everything he dislikes lol

Bro I was right there with him I was so mad 😂

And me

It pissed me tf off too that shit was garbage

not just dunkey. everyone except the 1% of weebs hated this whole direct

Nah he cut the part where skywards sword HD gets announced

Dude that’s only because Dunkey cut the skyward sword announcement

@@wardskidoedels512 nintendo should've just cut skyward sword in general.

@@tordcountry wdym? as in cut the price?

@@Fazoop wooooow what a huge loss

@@d.j.w2600 senseofhumor.exe has stopped working

@@d.j.w2600 It's almost like the past year has had some sort of set back or problem.... Hmmmmmm.

@@d.j.w2600 do you even like dunkey's videos? You sound like you don't

@@d.j.w2600 Seems kinda weird to me that you didn't like the joke, but enjoy Dunkey. It sounds like something dunkle would say when responding to someone not getting the joke.

@@d.j.w2600 Being a gay bear is illegal DJW

Slides up nerd glasses “YoU MeAN DaNGaNRoNpA???”

Ya mean Drampagoon?

he's talking about dang it grandpa

Dargoenradndoenrompera?

Doggone Ron Paul

so FUCKING GOOD

Agreed

I know it makes no sense what I said

I rewinded that part five or six times and I kept laughing

5:30 replay button HERE!

I got 2

gotchu boss 🗿

@@pokewalkthroughfreak TONY MY MAN

I'll get a boulder, but for dunkey, not the direct.

Tony bring out the emulators

He’s the Final Boss of the game for a reason

Thats fucking dark jo

*FOR HIS NEUTRAL SPECIAL, HE-*

@@Liezuli wields a unknown weapon that can cause fatal damage which shoots projectiles in high speed giving the opponent no chance to defend themselves™

@@pixelfoxshouse That sounds cowardly

THIS LMAOOOOO

Nice

That's actually pretty well thought out! :D

BRUUUH 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Boom roast

Ah, a fellow non-sleeping european

Do you live in Spain or Sweden? :)

That moment was gold

you better not be british

It was the funniest thing 😂😂😂

underrated comment

@@crunk6232 the dude just made the comment holy shit dude

@@slickryder allow it

Extremely baeeeaddd

Facts

This is what happens when you lose Reggie.

I mean pretty much the entire Direct was shitty so it fits lmao.

@@MrMisfortune Why do you even watch Nintendo directs

@@KingKFool-kp9ts because I like to watch announcements on games that Nintendo makes and maybe the occasional Smash inclusion. This Direct had 1 cool remake announcement and nothing else that wasn't already a shitty franchise or from a Furby Sex Dungeon Game

@@MrMisfortune Look man, I find Dunkey entertaining and he seems like a cool dude but he has a bad habit of editing his content to make it seem like games are worse than they are. It isnt a “furby sex dungeon game”, thats one scene taken out of context. Pyra and Mythra arent who I wanted either but a lot of people did (including the late Etika) and I respect that. Miitopia is a baller game and the new Mario Golf looks cool. Lot of good announcements that werent for me, but thats fine. People need to stop going into directs expecting to like everything. Every single direct for the past 3 years has received major backlash and yet every time those same people get excited and watch for some reason.

Hello? Is this thing on?

@Multi*or is there a LEVEL 75 DINOSAUR in the BABY STARTING AREA?!*

@Multi i have to shoot them

I stopped listening to donkey when I got deported to Africa cause I heard that he's BLACK! :O

I stopped watching when I went blind

then you turned subtitles on

I stopped listening to dunkey when i realized i am old Beethoven

Stop being so ignorant, just don't be deaf, simple as that

F-zeros fans are still in their graves

@@camerat0rplays987 never mention F-Zero in my presence again you insensitive fuck. We will never get a new game:(

@@camerat0rplays987 I cry for F-Zero fans I'm here for Zelda but I'd be so happy with an F-Zero game

Botw sucked

@@tyguy3876 ok

I experienced pain

I was legit crying laughing when I saw that live 😭

It would've been better to just not about anything about it. Them trolling us was intentional.

No news is news i guess?

Bastards are f*cking with us so hard

Shh, you’re interrupting the silence my guy

Haha 😂 (sorry)

No

It was quite deafening

Thought it was paused for a sec

As an early aged man, i too was hoping for Middle Aged Man in Smash.

As a fetus, I too was hoping for Middle Aged Man in Smash.

As a non-middle aged man, I was hoping for Middle Aged Man in Smash to finally experience the unique Middle Aged Man experience.

As a young man, I too was hoping for Middle Aged Man in Smash.

As a man child, I too was hoping for Middle Aged Man in Smash.

except for the grappling hook which means the game is a 0/10

I've been a dunkey apostle for a while, mf has done more predictions than the simpsons.

I mean in this very video he makes allusions to AI's making videogames and nintendo shadowdroping a metroid game.

who would have thought that Nintendo would be the first Strand type company

literally that but unironically

We’ve got good news and bad news. The bad news is that there is no good news. The good news and that that was all the bad news we have to share.

Wait that was real? I thought Dunkey dubbed that for comedic effect.

@@mattperaica7308 it was very real but while you are waiting you can play this old wii port

I wondered when they were gonna bring in Fuse from Apex Legends to Nintendo direct

Can't wait for him to join Smash in the next Nintendo Direct as the big reveal, then get his own game announced in the next one

woah fuse from classic cartoon network mmo game fusionfall

"Fuse" fans all over the world, rejoice

Fuze boutta kill the hostage and lose the round

@@Jacob-xp8tw shut up

That joke was pretty barn stupid

@@IcyDiamond Of-fence-ively so

@@JacobPDeIiNoNi saying something like that ironically is what makes it funny imo

that damn pun, that pun is why the long face...

@@JacobPDeIiNoNi those barn(darn) jokes are getting annoying

“The dead silence after they admitted the truth that they had nothing to show for breath of the wild 2 struck me in my soul!” - Gex

@@crimson1337 The beginning smash announcement.

-Gordon Ramsay

0:47

That voice clip was straight from his stream. These are highly real and true emotions

It wasn't nearly that bad though?

@@thepeople1448 it wasn't?

Maybe u are.

really makes you FEEL like*

@@rayaqin It wasn't.

Yes

I like the way you think

I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE

Welp they announced fall guys so i guess they almost did Edit: apparently i was talking about takeshis castle not takeshis challenge there is a major difference

dragoon stop commenting and upload please thank

📠📠

Yep

Sword rack? NAH SWORD WITH A RACK

Yo same

‼️‼️

what held up even better is the octopath traveller 2 🤣

Its an effective business method dont knock it

No one has been so kind in my life

Aight now this is getting weird! Reno you've commented on every single video I've watched today. Are you trying to get my attention?? Cus if you are it's working. Keep up the 2a fight, brother.

- everybody to me

I loved dunkey so many years ago, only to discover Reno may last year, and now they clash. Dunkey and the gun world together at last. Am I dead?

Splatoon 3 = uneventful 🤔

@@aarOuOn 1 game doesn't make a direct.

@@aarOuOn nobody asked for that game. Barely anyone even played the first two. "BUT IT HAD A LOT OF SALES!!!!!" you might say, yes people bought it, realized it was a waste of money and never played it again.

@@toadfrommarioparty nah millions of people still put hundreds of hours in the game

@@toadfrommarioparty Nah Splatoon was a damn good game, never played the sequel tho

Then I knew it was ok to leave

Seriously. If you're gonna say it, say it upfront. Jesus.

If they gonna list all the games they didnt make it would be a hell of a long video. Pretty weird to literally stand a man in front of a camera for the sole purpose of saying "We aint got shit."

It was obviously so that he could surprise announce Skyward Sword HD, he didn’t just stand there and announce nothing. He needed to announce Skyward Sword and knew his presence would only raise questions so he addressed them right away, it’s really not that complicated This is coming from someone who wanted nothing more than BOTW2 news

I love how they showed the Zelda dude for a solid 5 seconds to make us all happy to have him tell us "haha you dumbass no botw 2 information." Like they literally could've had anyone else announce that they're doing a damn rerelease?

He does do reduced damage against opponents smaller than him, though, but they balance it a little by making him heavier and giving him a lower air speed, still a B tier hero at best.

@@WoodlandDrake yeah but with enough exp middle aged man can evolve into old man , a stage where he learn the moves "get off my lawn" and "I don't pay taxes so you can sit on your ass all day" which casts confusion on their opponents making them lower their guard and thereby making them vulnerable , so potentially he is the most ridiculously op character, and don't forget his limit attack "I'll call the cops" which boosts his confidence and attack power

@@cacarot6020 I'm pretty sure most of those didn't make the cut from the RPG, I am glad the kept the levelling mechanic, though, and seeing ICTC as his final smash is heart-pumping. Speaking of, I'm surprised that they kept the morbidly detailed Heart Attack from the conclusion of his sidequest for his end of round defeat animation

I love my brothers

Especially yoshi

Nintendo is literally a bunch of robots with corrupted memory and 256bit processing power

they dont make games for grown men

Unfortunately Nintendo’s largest demographic is Asia and these types of things sell the best in Asia.

Meh, Dunkey was being over the top in this one. Octopath Traveler has a ton of content and is gorgeous, and I've heard great things about Bravely Default. They're well made FF-style games. There are fewer RPG-style players in the US, maybe, but that doesn't make those games bad or Nintendo set in their ways/unable to read a room. I'm all for good RPGs rather than more of the same. ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

Yeah this guy is rude I love project triangle strategy

exactly what dunk said on stream LMAO

idk why they don't just call it Octopath Traveller 2 tbh.

@@_ikako_ it's probably not related story-wise and the gameplay is also not even the same genre

"Not Final Fantasy Tactics" was already taken.

Tripath Wanderer

stay wow ;)

Dunkey makes a funny joke: fans repeat it for five years

Mmmm let me like because there is a big checkmark next to your name!

@@kylerclarke2689 it only gets funnier over time

How stupid is this... If we can swap between these two why can't we do that for Samus and Zero Samus. These lewd characters are just in the game because Sakurai just didn't fall in love with the game, he is a pervert... He put no effort in the final smash... No Penuma... This is a fine example that the fan-service in this game is a bit too much. The first game had jiggle physics but the default clothing didn't and you could always change to whatever you wanted anyways. The problem now is that even the default outfits for the characters are Otaku fap material and falls to many anime tropes instead of being creative like the 1st game. The main problem with these games are the extremely passive combat system. However, this game is an improvement over the linear attack toggling from Xenoblade Chronicles Wii's terrible battle system. So I don't blame you if you don't buy the game but the cutscenes are an absolute must watch, as the Xenoblade games have some of the best stories in video game history...

This also got me 😂

5:30

did it sound like daffy duck

yooo you too? :D

Couldn't we all!

Damn bro I'm glad I'm a splatoon fan because holy shit otherwise this direct was aaaaass. I am looking forward to replaying SS tho.

Why is this man here

Good. Be upset!

@@Canadiansamurai bruh

Pretty funny when this is all satire.

EUGENE?

the sad part is that the golf is probably the most hype thing they announced lol

Everything else was just horrible.

@@golddigginboi2187 I think that is really unfair to JRPG fans. All 2 of them are probably really sad at your comment right now.

And no fucking BOTW 2 news

I love golf

it looks fun, best thing from this direct, which is dissapointing

@@pienyx8017 it does look good

hopefully they don't screw it up like they did mario tennis aces which is just worse than the N64 and Gamecube versions.

For real that was the best game from this direct lol

@@pienyx8017 you disrespecting skyward sword tho

And he didn’t bow after the apology. Literally a giant middle finger move for a Japanese business professional.

@@mittensfastpaw He did bow, Dunk just cut the clip before that happened

He did make an actual announcement, check the Direct.

Its like Isabelle in New Horizons.

@@mittensfastpaw Wait, he did bow though. Also he said they expect to have news later this year. Still kind of a waste of time, though.

Right after praising bowsers fury too, brutal

He deserves it he hated on miitopia

They better be turn-based too.

@@tront5903 The actual game is far better but that Barn Joke was bad. Miitopia is great though, it is basically a rpg in which you can insert any character you want so you can have like a whole team of Nintendo Presidents go against Robbie Rotten or a whole host of combination. Shouldn't have been $50 even if I do appreciate it getting more spotlight.

@Vish the Fish No. Miitopia is an awful game. It should be called Reichtopia

Me: *silence* (not because of the terrible pun it was because I didn't hear it the first time)

@@kaproskarleto5136 you see i didn't hear it at first either because I was distracted by the fact that of all the 3ds games that would be amazing to have ported to Switch, they chose miitopia.

Is this Nintendo promoting Beasteality? DO they have no shame?

@@darthmarth87 miitopia is good tho, besides its probably a test run for a tomodachi life sequel (i hope)

@@darthmarth87 Whats wrong with miitopia? I loved miitopia!

Wario kinda bad thou

That's so sad, yet so incredibly true!

For me it was them saying they will have news for the new botw later this year

He’s really been a sharp dresser lately

The Highlight of the direct for me was ...............

@@fatkidgamingyt5044 no.

@@Jacob-xp8tw what?

The moral of this story is TRY not to get your hopes Too High

@@jmeister7482 | To be fair, after over a year of silence, we all were a little expectant.

@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Good point. Still, we got confirmation of The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword HD and Splatoon 3 for the Switch so that's something to be grateful for. Plus we got Pyra in Smash so that's also something worth playing. Yeah! I'm talking to you Weebs and Weebettes. Don't think that I saw you drooling over Pyra! XD But I Digress

Tail time!

Pilot's license? What for?

Airplane? What for? -Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Note to self. Don't eat the burrito at Bowser's castle.

Probably would have been more exciting, too

Knack 2

Harambe Simulator 2

Godzilla vs Monke 2

"I'm not gonna play another nintendo game till Reggie comes back and releases Donkey Kong's Bongo Adventures 3!!!!"

its not like he has much of an option with all this jrpg shit

That was gex

"Im back at the company after my GameStop trick." -Reggie" -Gex

@@ethan2090 thats a smart man

@Quinn McDonnell I main incineroar which can be pretty rough against most of the new additions

@Quinn McDonnell yeah but that’s one thing out of both of the kits, incineroar gets used like a fleshlight by most of the cast

Splatoon 3????

They just showed an overpriced port of the worst mainline Zelda game lmao

@@Talz622 fr

You're probably talking about the dunkey vid but (In the Direct canon, Splatoon is the last announcement and the Zelda announcement was skyward sword)

@@Talz622 Just your opinion, but skyward sword is a good game

yeah fuck bow 2 ad metroid prime 4, we Nintendo fans are all about dc super hero girls teen power

You guys aren't excited for not danganronpa 5?

@The Band’s Call what the fuck is dragonporno 5?

@@bigballerwaller1570 dragonrope is a visual novel series created by the aliens from alien

we conveniently gonna ignore splatoon 3?

Jokes aside though, I love to see how Reggie is able to make GameStop better

Ngl as a big Octopath fan I am eating it up lol

1 more month will be the octomonth shower

@@gavino5505 yeah but as you said, have you even _played_ octopath traveler?

@@gavino5505 octopath traveler fans gonna be real excited when they're old enough to get their driver's permit

@@tylerlackey1175 Actually, funnily enough, I recently got my driver's license. Also, you probably shouldn't attack people based on their video game taste

it's already 2021 my dude

My dude went back a year to make this commet

hol up it’s 2020??

@@willqkelly25 nope... its 2020-1

@@willqkelly25 always has been

“how’s it going so far?” *“fuck you”*

Hey but miitopia is pretty good

I agree. The fact that the music was still playing in the background made it all the more hilarious 😂

@@t1sd3d it sounds pretty barn good

Got me too 😂

he loves persona tho

He doesn't hate rpgs, he just hates the ones that are turnbased and formulaic. He liked undertale and was ok with dragon quest 11 definitive edition

Dunkey: hates anime. Dunkey: hates rpgs. Dunkey: hates turn based combat. Also Dunkey: is surprised when a studio that primarily published these types of games decides to publish these types of games

@@8oo8ieWatcher this comment is wrong on so many levels

I didn’t know he hated anime... that makes him 100% better, heck anime.

LMAO

I mean that’s pretty much every western RPG as well…

Yup, I loved it. I mean I was super disappointed when they have the “oh one more thing” and then its not BotW2 or any other big nintendo game (Metroid, Mario).

I'm excited for splatoon 3 lol If it weren't for that though this direct really would have been a letdown. Not huge on jrpgs either

why ya have rex when you could have had gex

@@pchris Unfortunately Dunkey doesn't like Splatoon games at all.

It was ok. I am really happy for the people who enjoyed it.

not even an ace attorney fan but the scales made me sit up in my chair!

Ya, and i thought wait a min, who the fuck are those , where's nick and why does he have a party....oh...oh..oh.... that aint a new ace attorney game.

Haha exactly what I thought

I didn't even think of that. Now that makes me sad. Lol

oh man, all 5 of you

Money shown

KNACKKKKKKKKK

Da BIG Money

Thanks verified account

Knack better be the next smash character

Best game in the direct by far

@@jdg1251 what about DC Super Hero Girls

It reminds me of one of those kickstarter RPG's Idubbbz used to roast lol

It's odd to me that it seems so complete from the footage that they would solicit feedback. It seems way too far along for that. Unless a computer is developing it...

I actually wouldn't be surprised, but I also wouldn't complain if it's anything where near as good as the original _Final Fantasy Tactics_ and similar strategy games were. A.I.-made games would totally be fine with me in that case.