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Күн бұрынIt's never too late to learn how to talk to kids with the new Duolingo app for childless adults who want to relate.
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@aeidla 4 жыл бұрын
“you go to school... that sucks” LMAO
@linziRyan1965 4 жыл бұрын
Haha that's how I am with my daughter I'm like "yeah your first grade teacher was a pain in the ass"
@cartoon.connoisseur 4 жыл бұрын
it does, ngl.
@aeidla 4 жыл бұрын
Emily Fail IT RLLY DOES ahaha
@zaiahwolfe 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly that line would work well with a kid
@sparkling-starling 4 жыл бұрын
When I see kid or teen on family meeting I just hope they're going to the same school as I did and let them rant about some teachers I remember 😂
@alexsparks-bakota3099 4 жыл бұрын
My go to for kids: “Oh you’re 10? You know, I was 10 when I was your age”
@vivalapluto2501 4 жыл бұрын
I shouldn't have laughed at this as hard as I did
@nobody1747 4 жыл бұрын
It reminds me of this manga I read once when this older guy was flirting with a younger girl and she was like "sir I'm like 17 leave me alone" and he responded with "oh wow! What a coincidence!aa I was 17 too once"
@dustymomentpatio1883 4 жыл бұрын
"Really? You're 13? I was 14 when I was your age!"
@lismarcel 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Cinderbellie 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@LogansDarling 3 жыл бұрын
Okay, this actually helped me, i was in a situation with a kid and ended up saying cool backpack and then the kid just ended up talking about all the stuff inside the backpack and I didn’t have to find weird kid responses. Thanks, SNL!
@Munchkinland 2 жыл бұрын
wait this is so funny
@fancyoo8670 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!!
@laurendaryani4893 2 жыл бұрын
That's so cute 😄 Yeah, I used to be really awkward around little kids until my sisters and friends started having them.
@1yabba 2 жыл бұрын
Bravo.
@notgoodatthegame3025 2 жыл бұрын
On behalf on all children, we enjoy your uncomfort.
@roseJ96 3 жыл бұрын
I used to basically tell kids "I like your X" and then act like I wanted to steal it and for some reason they absolutely loved that.
@jacobfreeman5444 3 жыл бұрын
Because dogs and small kids think about the same
@hijodelaisla275 3 жыл бұрын
"basically"
@leoscamander7805 3 жыл бұрын
Dude same😅
@tyrant-den884 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, I'd've bit you.
@DS-fv4rx 2 жыл бұрын
My go-to is “So what do you do for fun?” Because no kid wants to answer “How’s school?” But that’s the first thing everyone asks.
@sonyariley2710 4 жыл бұрын
She was literally the perfect actress for this.
@24sesko3 4 жыл бұрын
Who is she?
@arnob1711 4 жыл бұрын
@@24sesko3 she's Kristen Stewart dingus
@atrophic50 4 жыл бұрын
@@arnob1711 I didn't know she went by three names.
@kaisama2816 4 жыл бұрын
phloopy lol
@mntnbiker818 4 жыл бұрын
@@arnob1711 Who's that?
@gshak33 4 жыл бұрын
SNL continues their “Ad parodies for products that actually sound kinda useful”
@callumblake2083 4 жыл бұрын
Gabe Shakour Yeah I know am still holding out hope for the toilet lamps tho
@TheWhocaresusername 4 жыл бұрын
I need this app so bad
@AaronSaysSKOL 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheWhocaresusername Yes, you do.
@donnawoodford6641 4 жыл бұрын
Useful especially for people with autism, computer geeks, extreme introverts, those with high social anxiety, or my sis with social deficits and who doesn't like anyone who doesn't believe what she believes.
@user-bv7mk8id5t 4 жыл бұрын
Or Amazon silver 😂. My mom needs that!
@tretre3892 3 жыл бұрын
As a 43 year old woman who never had kids, I truly relate to this sketch 😂
@slothyy9503 2 жыл бұрын
But don't you feel better prepared now? I know I do 😆
@tretre3892 2 жыл бұрын
@@slothyy9503 yes! 🤣
@laurendaryani4893 2 жыл бұрын
Same here haha. Though apparently I need a Duolingo that'll help me talk to adults too 😅
@jsgames6843 2 жыл бұрын
Well you still got a slight window to have them before your uterus shrivel up and dies
@tretre3892 2 жыл бұрын
@@jsgames6843 I don't have a uterus anymore dude. That window was shut and nailed closed in 2014
@CameronMetrejean 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly As a kid I would’ve loved it if someone said to me “you go to school? That sucks.“ Yes, it does suck, finally someone gets it
@franciscohcoronado4947 7 ай бұрын
I know, I actually thought she was the one who knew HOW to talk to kids in the sketch :p
@topazskies1271 4 жыл бұрын
no wait we need the “how to talk to your dad” duolingo where is it
@nveletkoslin33771 4 жыл бұрын
the prototype is "are the socks that you paired with those sandals cotton or a blend?"
@christinamata3405 4 жыл бұрын
@@nveletkoslin33771 "oh I don't know, your mom bought em. You like em?"
@johnnycochicken 4 жыл бұрын
half of it is just the talk to your kids duolingo if he's a boomer
@sweeting6075 4 жыл бұрын
Just say “hey dad” and leave the room that’s it
@swagmeister5323 4 жыл бұрын
nonexistent like my dad
@Ttoby89 4 жыл бұрын
Very much me. 'Do you... come here often?' at their parents' house.
@agonleed3841 4 жыл бұрын
that's, uhhh...that's creepy
@apexone5502 4 жыл бұрын
@@agonleed3841 it's more awkward than creepy.
@MnCLindy 4 жыл бұрын
I even have children and still can't talk to other people's kids lol
@darkday1450 4 жыл бұрын
Ttoby89 🤣🤣🤣
@AnitaHanjaaab 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Lilith_2191 3 жыл бұрын
“get a better sense of a kid’s age” I felt that in my soul. Like at what age do kids stop using sippy cups???
@ahhh4117 3 жыл бұрын
8????
@lucakat9262 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, I know a 40 something woman who actually told me "hey, I was being mean the other day, so I took a sip out of my sister's sippy cup." And her younger sister is like in her 30s!😳 I guess some people never grow out of them. 😂
@lilliylil-lie43 2 жыл бұрын
N0, like 3, or when they stop spilling drinks, then they use bottles again then at like 6 they only use plastic cup then at 10 or 11, glass cups
@MarkLipka 2 жыл бұрын
*I am still using a spill-resistant cup at 58.*
@Lilith_2191 2 жыл бұрын
@@lilliylil-lie43 yes but when I was a waitress I was like “that kid is anywhere between 6 and 10 and I don’t know if it’s offensive if I bring them a cup with a lid on it.” I always erred on the side of pro-lid because kids are clumsy.
@Max-me9ol 3 жыл бұрын
"youre an engineer some day" jesus christ thats the most cruel insult to someones physical appearance ive ever heard. - an engineering student
@Dontcallmebruh 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo😂😂😂
@sinahaase9923 3 жыл бұрын
@Destroyer of Soy so what should you say
@smellyguy9354 3 жыл бұрын
Damn quote inside a quote
@elhammo7478 3 жыл бұрын
@Destroyer of Soy Bro that joke is literally making fun of people's confusion with new social norms that makes them unable to have a normal conversation. She doesn't want to say the girl looks pretty, because that's not a feminist compliment, so she goes way overboard and says "you're an engineer someday." That's why it's funny. It's satire.
@justrosy5 2 жыл бұрын
No, it isn't. Just don't talk about appearances at all. Ask her, "Do you like magnets?" You can put her on the right path with just that one simple question!
@PrayzhymnMr 4 жыл бұрын
“Do you wear your clothes to school” took me clean out 🤣
@Gaslit5 4 жыл бұрын
its an important question- Cuz like billy could have gotten suspended for going to math with his wee wee out-
@CabrinaMcCullar 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard
@realkingsport3052 4 жыл бұрын
I wear your mom to school.
@mark321123 4 жыл бұрын
You must be easy to make laugh.
@humanskab2294 4 жыл бұрын
No I don't wear my clothes to school.
@itsgonnabeMAE_ 4 жыл бұрын
I also need one for "small talk: how deep do you get about the weather"
@taylorjade6918 4 жыл бұрын
Trick question. You avoid small talk at all costs 😎
@KKTanaa 4 жыл бұрын
Mae Moua 😂😂😂
@91clarie 4 жыл бұрын
Greta Thunberg
@kittystarr8874 4 жыл бұрын
Always go all in about the weather.
@randomcreator2186 4 жыл бұрын
Yes.... I suck at small talk lol
@TheLinguistable 2 жыл бұрын
I find it interesting that we've all been kids but still somehow forget how to talk to kids
@franzkeller2051 Жыл бұрын
Things got more … phoned since then
@VieraBoNie Жыл бұрын
I was not good at it even when I was a kid.
@carlybun231 Жыл бұрын
i blame the trauma making me black all that out
@wolfbane155 9 ай бұрын
I didn't like kids when I WAS a kid.
@MrsAlexisAgnew2019 8 ай бұрын
I’ve always been 8-going-on-80, so I’ve never fit in anywhere 😅😅
@nataliaclaudio589 2 жыл бұрын
I’m just sad we never got a “Duolingo for talking to your dad” sketch
@justrosy5 2 жыл бұрын
Especially if it's a Dad who bullied or abused their own kid(s). We need that one too.
@acquaura4404 Жыл бұрын
i need a duolingo for that tbh i used to try rly hard but he never cared so i just gave up
@zoopazooploopa7723 Жыл бұрын
My dad is like an older brother, so I’m good
@darylthomas7317 Жыл бұрын
It just says wait for him to come back from his milk run. I think its stuck
@jannfreshoff 6 ай бұрын
Duolingo will kidnapped his dad for missing Spanish lessons.
@jamilyaturdukulova2864 4 жыл бұрын
"You go to school?That sucks." Ugh,same.
@NESherv 4 жыл бұрын
Haha, but that's the thing-she's right! That's exactly what you would say if it was an adult instead of a kid. But somehow, it doesn't come across nicely to some random kid who doesn't know you at all.
@Sketchpoet.2406 4 жыл бұрын
I like that though.
@tracyblanchard7663 4 жыл бұрын
Well, it can work for someone in middle or high school. They _know_ school sucks by then.
@mikeysrose 4 жыл бұрын
My go-to for interacting with infants is to say, "So you're a baby, huh? How's that working out for you?"
@grandmasterratte1252 4 жыл бұрын
"You're very short."
@chovue2363 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something mark Wahlberg would say in a movie. 🤣 also add, "say hi tooya mutha for meh."
@allykayyy2683 4 жыл бұрын
I bet they just love when you babysit. Hah
@muraddiab6393 4 жыл бұрын
without thinking I read that in Andy Samberg’s Mark Wahlberg voice
@robbaldwin2402 4 жыл бұрын
Said Mr Burns to baby Smithers
@patanella2788 3 жыл бұрын
“for grown people who need to learn how to talk to kids, because their friends are starting to have them” it’s true 😩
@scottw6704 2 жыл бұрын
I am in this position right now, and I am SOOO uncomfortable trying to talk to them.
@justice9818 2 жыл бұрын
as someone who just started working at a daycare you have no idea how relatable and helpful this was
@MelissaNgai 4 жыл бұрын
it never fails to make me laugh the way Kristen practices saying "very cool, bud"
@KingoftheJuice18 2 жыл бұрын
With TWO different emphases!
@_goosdetrukendoos_ Жыл бұрын
@@KingoftheJuice18 😂
@thedragonflyers6184 4 жыл бұрын
The least realistic part of this is that duolingo never tried to murder her for being five minutes later with her practice phrases
@WeatherMondacicci 4 жыл бұрын
Huh? What is this about?
@exaggeratedswagger7485 4 жыл бұрын
Corporate Coffee Futures duolingo kidnapped my family
@phoenixmoon3 4 жыл бұрын
haahhaahahah
@TheGovernorsJester 4 жыл бұрын
@@WeatherMondacicci Duolingo is a real language learning app and it's pretty strict with when you do your lessons.
@k-kayla 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheGovernorsJester Being framed? I wish you good luck 🙏
@cmaried505 Жыл бұрын
I remember being a banquet server in university and I always dreaded serving the kids table for this reason. We had to ask them what they wanted to eat and I'm an introvert, so I always got nervous trying to get their attention. Now that I work at a school, I've gotten the hang of saying things like 'do you like to color?' and 'cool shirt!'. Those always seem to land haha.
@ew6919 Жыл бұрын
@@CalebBerman you missed the quick part
@jayden90 Жыл бұрын
"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
@eliotrix8190 3 ай бұрын
The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in!
@hunneylipps 4 жыл бұрын
My daughter is 12 and she starts every conversation with "and then.."I'm like.. And then? Where and when did this story start
@KKTanaa 4 жыл бұрын
Courtney OmegaDeLancy 😂😂😂
@jazzinikki01 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@wayneclark7180 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@HeidiCavalier 4 жыл бұрын
This is even worse than my 6 year old's "guess what?" habit. "Guess what? The sun is setting." "Guess what? I have books." "Guess what? How long until Christmas?" "Guess what? How old are HOUSES?" "Guess what? Why does the moon do that thing?" "Guess what? Um, I forgot -- but guess what?" Can't wait for "and then" to kick in. Kids are truly miracles.
@hunneylipps 4 жыл бұрын
@@HeidiCavalier 😁😺😁😺 yes they are. For the first two years of her life we were unsure if she would ever speak. She just said one word for lots of things, juice, bread, bite. Now she talks nonstop. A real miracle 😂😅🤣😂
@TheJrbdog 4 жыл бұрын
Now there just needs to be a Dualingo for talking to other adults.
@FireKiller70 4 жыл бұрын
Or girls...😂
@serrosii 4 жыл бұрын
Or boys...😂
@jessiemarie636 4 жыл бұрын
I could use that one
@nefertitigebrekidan2011 4 жыл бұрын
It was at the end kind of Duolingo for talking to your dad
@ndesi62 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly, that one is so much harder
@hanac5586 Жыл бұрын
I've always found talking to kids hard because even as a kid I was annoyed that people would talk to me as if I was stupid (which I was but) so now I'm unsure if other kids feel that way loll
@kellylappin5944 9 ай бұрын
You were not stupid! I hate that people think that saying ‘high five’, or other such nonsense is stimulating to the intellect of a child. They should be inspired by adults, not condescended to.
@faeriewitch8580 2 жыл бұрын
I want a Duolingo for small talk with adults. Kristen Stewart in this sketch is so me every time I try executing the painfully hard and complicated skill called small talk.
@Dolzadolza 4 жыл бұрын
Oh this is perfect for Kristen Stewart’s awkwardness
@jeskoumm 4 жыл бұрын
I'm just like Kristen Stewart.......Kristen, wanna hang out?! ^_^
@BlobBlobkins 4 жыл бұрын
@Tyler تحطيم yeah bad acting is called awkwardness now
@mashable8759 4 жыл бұрын
She's my favourite so unrated
@nicoleonlysometimes824 4 жыл бұрын
nino she is not ugly
@mashable8759 4 жыл бұрын
@@piscesmoon420 you must be really ugly so you call pretty girls ugly. Don't hate on others. Improve yourself
@SlowllyDrifting 4 жыл бұрын
Kristen is me every time I try to talk to a kid 😅
@scsclassics 4 жыл бұрын
Yes , you are you and she is her . Good job .
@kjamison5951 4 жыл бұрын
emily Kristen is me every time I try to talk to … anyone...
@ThatOneGuyFromSchool 4 жыл бұрын
I am the walrus
@katybiller1095 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@chaosapiant 4 жыл бұрын
When talking to children I, too, need to be rescued by a vampire. :D
@nicolettec6681 Жыл бұрын
I need this. I can't tell childrens ages and u start talking to them in the most awkward way . Then I feel horrible that children don't like me.
@TsetsiStoyanova 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, i need to get that program too!
@imMazn 4 жыл бұрын
“Build your stamina for long meandering pointless stories.” LOL! I’m sold! 🤣😂😆
@MsBettyRubble 4 жыл бұрын
Applies to old ppl too.
@hangukhiphop 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like dating
@cb8340 4 жыл бұрын
I have a 5 year old daughter. I need the app for that feature.
@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy 4 жыл бұрын
imMazn And, my Sister who’s a girly-girl chic... We don’t relate, sometimes. I get bored. Thankfully, I make my own theme music.
@roxyheart5517 3 жыл бұрын
HEY KID'S STORIES ARENT PONITLESS WHO DOESNT WANT TO LEARN ROCKET SCINECE IN 10 SIMPLE STEPS MOST KIDS ARE VERY INTELLIAGENT LISEN TO WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY AND THEY WILL LISEN TO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S sorry for the misspellings and the long rant
@DJJR617 4 жыл бұрын
This was clever. My favorite: "kid falls on the sidewalk in front of you"
@coribug42 4 жыл бұрын
Actually is awkward. To help the kid or not. Can't lift them completely off the ground, "oh no, you're stealing them" and can't not just watch, "oh, you're a monster! help that baby!" . Middle ground? Verbally react, to announce yourself to parent/guardian, then prop kid up to sitting or standing position.
@learyxx2678 4 жыл бұрын
Same.
@Fireglo 4 жыл бұрын
@@coribug42 I think those rules only apply to men. A woman could help the kid with no suspicions arising.
@nicoleonlysometimes824 4 жыл бұрын
Clyde Cash no that’s weird i’m not touching your child
@smalleyesbigattitude 4 жыл бұрын
I need this one lmao
@jasminehouston-burns1691 3 жыл бұрын
Aidy's facial expressions, esp at the end were perfect
@tomhalouva9977 3 жыл бұрын
I teach kids from 3 years up, "kids with big pink dress" killed me. 🤣
@mikehill05 4 жыл бұрын
This app shouldn’t be a joke this is serious I’m 23 😂
@cursetheholy7415 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously dangerous, that bird has evil in its eyes the likes of which humanity has never seen before
@blumachine 4 жыл бұрын
Okay duolingo bird
@veghead05 4 жыл бұрын
Damn serious 😂
@ummmholly1182 4 жыл бұрын
Dude that’s what I was thinking!!!!
@babyyodachelsea7034 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂😂
@Jen-jo5qu 4 жыл бұрын
The first time Kristen practices, "I like your backpack," is killing me. She's hilarious.
@clairedresser 4 жыл бұрын
Jen Hughes very COOL bud
@sonyariley2710 3 жыл бұрын
“CHICKEN-FINGERS. Chicken fingers.” 😂😂😂😂😂
@gerbendekker3273 Жыл бұрын
Nice back... pack? Lol Very cool buuud, very cooool bud
@NazriB Жыл бұрын
Lies again? Italian Spanish Duo Languages
@dbell1894 Жыл бұрын
You can’t call a girl pretty anymore? … why not?😅
@leehazell7633 Жыл бұрын
I genuinely need this product.
@sapphirexwind 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a teacher and I just speak to them like little adults that don't make much sense.
@michellep6417 4 жыл бұрын
“Do you wear your, uh, clothes to school?” *dense music*
@KingoftheJuice18 4 жыл бұрын
That was the best part.
@amdee305 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@xOneCinema 4 жыл бұрын
as someone who's slowly becoming the only one without a child among my friends, I seriously need this. kids suck at conversations.. or I do.
@scsclassics 4 жыл бұрын
Adopt a foreigner
@ASMRyouVEGANyet 4 жыл бұрын
No, it's them. At least if you're able to hold a conversation with adults.
@MrCostas32 4 жыл бұрын
I was thing the exact same thing
@SoWhosGae 4 жыл бұрын
xonestudio I have worked with children for years and I can tell you it's them it's not you.
@SunyiSideUp 4 жыл бұрын
Kids don't have language skills, yet, and that includes conversational skills. Even older children.
@CalifornianCuttlefish Жыл бұрын
As a child with social anxiety, I love this 😂
@ethansloan 3 ай бұрын
I've been substitute teaching for about a year now. This would be very helpful when I work at elementary schools. Things I've learned NOT to say when supervising the playground: "Dude, seriously?" "Walk it off." "What do you want me to do about it?" "I didn't say he wasn't a jackass, I said you can't hit him."
@amymitman173 4 жыл бұрын
Please actually make “Duolingo for talking to your dad”
@somedumbluck 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously, literally everything I say starts an fight
@aceampora6012 4 жыл бұрын
Luka Majstorović is that supposed to be funny ‘cause I’m missing the joke
@Sp1n1985 4 жыл бұрын
@@Xanderxindershin his last name suggest he's eastern European. Chances are he's trolling because his father's drunk on Vodka and beating his mother so no parental guidance
@MsWill813 4 жыл бұрын
@Luka Majstorović I think this is funny. I am white and my daughter is mixed, so you know why :D
@ruthlesstruth4765 4 жыл бұрын
Xander just stating the god honest truth.
@lynnie5551 4 жыл бұрын
How about "Duolingo for talking at funerals?" I'm the one who says awkward things like "how've you been?" to the decedent's spouse or "it's so good to see you." The worst is "we should do this again."
@tsveno72 4 жыл бұрын
Lynnie “She looks so peaceful.”
@JoseRS1186 4 жыл бұрын
Try a sorrowful, silent nod.
@kaiatheodore 4 жыл бұрын
"We should do this again" Oh noooo hahahaha
@lynnie5551 4 жыл бұрын
@@kaiatheodore Yeah, definitely felt the red hot shame immediately flushing my cheeks with that one! I also have a terrible habit of stepping on people's feet when I go in for hug. I don't know how! I literally have tiny size 6 feet, but I might as well be wearing clown shoes!
@someboi425 4 жыл бұрын
Hmm. Sounds familiar. OH POOP. HE’S HERE. Hans, get ze Luger. Shit, Hans is dead.
@martydespot Жыл бұрын
I know it's a sketch, but I need this...
@samhou92 3 жыл бұрын
Kristen Stewart is low-key one of my favorite hosts. This, Totino’s, Family Feud - she always kills it
@jacksonfan4life123 4 жыл бұрын
“You’re an engineer one day” 😭
@alexandragulko8135 4 жыл бұрын
her trying hard, because hearing your pretty is cliche, and hearing you are smart, or some actual real complement is better. But, in this case she's trying to avoid the stereotype so it's awk. yay women in STEM.
@maaz322 4 жыл бұрын
it's because you're not supposed to perpetuate any gender stereotypes such as calling a little girls pretty, even if they're dressed as a princess. It's kind of ridiculous that, just because there are a few outliers among young children's interests, treating them a certain way is supposedly 'malignant', and you have to reverse the status quo and, pretty much, human nature.
@christyler2882 4 жыл бұрын
jacksonfan4life123 that girl who was talked to is my friend the kid in that scene
@mushroomdoorknobpillow942 4 жыл бұрын
Feminism...... quite annoying when it’s pushed everywhere
@shopkinspesky 4 жыл бұрын
“child falls on sidewalk in front of you” im dead 😅😅😅
@BL3SSed-Bliss 4 жыл бұрын
Totally happened in the mall in front my mom and me this past Saturday (oh shit, just realized it was the very same day this aired)! My mom said she was proud of how I handled it LOLOL. 😂🤣😅
@doandroidzdream 4 жыл бұрын
muh worst fear!
@MurdaInky 4 жыл бұрын
🌸Shopkins Pesky🌸 www.twitch.tv/yay_inky Come through
@celieboo 4 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite line, too!
@MikelosM 4 жыл бұрын
no they are
@rdros5372 3 жыл бұрын
I need one for talking to people who have young children. I'm still not sure how to carry on a conversation about how you never sleep and what your child's poo consistency is!
@catharineorellana3522 3 жыл бұрын
LOL!!! Or what their kid's "Food Allergy of the Week" is. Or what "syndrome" they've been just diagnosed with. How their kid's school isn't providing them with enough specialized services. Or how to react appropriately when they go off for 20 minutes about how advanced their kid is without my resorting to punching them in the head. (And, punching the parent, too. LOL!)
@TheNostalgiaFiend 2 жыл бұрын
Love it. Perfect acting. It is almost believable. I like the commercial about older people and their version of "Alexa". That would be a great idea lol!
@iveebloom4169 4 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like Kristen Stewart actually can’t talk to kids.
@temmere 4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't surprise me; she does seem like a bit of an oddball. (I love her though.)
@zorakj 3 жыл бұрын
@@kaaviya9315 They are moving to using just actor and not actress. --Note: when I made this reply Kaaviya has used the word actor instead of actress and I was reassuring them they were not wrong.
@crystala7x182 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, she was perfect for this sketch lol 😂
@zorakj 3 жыл бұрын
@ChujinDrag0n Why?
@MasochisticMaiden 3 жыл бұрын
She has a hard time not swearing so she really cant.
@cassandraj1822 4 жыл бұрын
"Also available in: your dad." ...I didn't come here to be attacked like that
@debbalt 4 жыл бұрын
@Cassandra J lol but I know I need that lol
@carolyntalbot947 4 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: Just talk about the weather.
@zacht1376 4 жыл бұрын
" Hey sooo uhh-" "Right yeah. Yep." "Cool, always thought the sports did that. Like all of sports the entire thing."
@popburnsy3207 4 жыл бұрын
Oi, don't forget about, "Your mum"
@AdrianColley 4 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised it didn't say "your Trump-supporting dad".
@sfperalta Ай бұрын
I think Kristen is so well known as a "serious" actor that when she does sketches like this she's hilarious! Well done!
@ryogahibiki8747 2 жыл бұрын
This is so true! Talking to kids when I was a kid was weird enough, but as an adult, it really is like trying to learn a new language.
@hangao6191 4 жыл бұрын
I kinda need a version of this app that teaches how to talk to humans... not just kids...
@dylancole5985 4 жыл бұрын
Han Gao God same🤣
@esi4ever 4 жыл бұрын
Me too 😢
@hayberdasher8625 4 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE TALKING ON KZfaq JUST FINE, BRO
@Psychol-Snooper 4 жыл бұрын
You might look into therapy, and then group therapy.
@Traytay0612 4 жыл бұрын
I’d still be too awkward to actually test it out on people! 😆
@samirae5307 3 жыл бұрын
"Yea, you go to school...that sucks." Sounds like she knows how to talk to kids just fine. *s'joke*
@roxyheart5517 3 жыл бұрын
yeah
@IloveyouLenaKatina 3 жыл бұрын
Just not with the mom there. :D
@KingoftheJuice18 2 жыл бұрын
Talking to kids doesn't mean reinforcing their prejudices and immaturity.
@samirae5307 2 жыл бұрын
@@KingoftheJuice18 True, that's why it was a joke 🌟
@KingoftheJuice18 2 жыл бұрын
@@samirae5307 Good. It's so hard to tell on SM.
@LieutenantSheep 3 жыл бұрын
I now know that adults who talked about how much I had grown were just trying to survive interacting w a child
@icybuuchannel Жыл бұрын
I need a Duolingo for how to talk my fiancé into marrying me soon lol
@grubbygeorge2117 Жыл бұрын
I could marry you if they don’t, I guess
@dawnriddler Жыл бұрын
if you have to talk him into marrying you, then you shouldn't marry him at all
@icybuuchannel Жыл бұрын
Some people don’t know what a joke is 🥺🥺
@ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim Жыл бұрын
By the way, your username is a funny pun! Hahaha! :)
@beeleg 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve actually said “you go to school? Man that sucks..” to a six year old so I think this could work for me.
@stefano2303 4 жыл бұрын
Well, s/he would have discovered that soon
@beeleg 4 жыл бұрын
Stefano Gonzato exactly, see you get it. I was just preparing them.
@sarkastikleader4708 4 жыл бұрын
My 5 year old godson: “Hi!!!” Me: “So you like, want a beer or something..?”
@zisira2469 4 жыл бұрын
Hi just wanted to say you’re gorgeous
@sarkastikleader4708 4 жыл бұрын
Zisira lol thanks
@meghanwilliams4295 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@chinookvalley 4 жыл бұрын
But, that's like normal, right?
@haroldtwining7645 4 жыл бұрын
@SidewalkLeader LOL
@chocolate_syrup 2 жыл бұрын
Kristen with bangs😭😭❤❤❤❤
@gregoryambres1897 2 ай бұрын
OMG I really NEED this! I can't understand a word that my Millennial houseboy says. Whoever could actually make this app will become a BILLIONAIRE.
@Africanlady2 4 жыл бұрын
The age part is so necessary! Let’s not even get into the months thing.
@at-rexontheinternet1388 4 жыл бұрын
*"YOU MISSED YOUR TALKING TO CHILD LESSON."* *"YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW!* FRONT DOOR OPEN PROCEED WITH CAUTION!
@braelyn4233 4 жыл бұрын
Please I haven't seen my family in years I want to go home. Lol
@at-rexontheinternet1388 4 жыл бұрын
@@braelyn4233 BEG FOR IT... IN WAYS WE TALK TO CHILDREN!
@braelyn4233 4 жыл бұрын
@@at-rexontheinternet1388 😂😂
@supermariologic2983 Ай бұрын
Imagine that it has a Plot. Twist
@andyross620 9 ай бұрын
gotta say, this sketch helped get over my anxiety when I got a job working at an elementary school.
@ODjangoo 3 жыл бұрын
in retrospect Kristen Stewart is a true legend of SNL
@jacksont9455 4 жыл бұрын
*talking to a 2-year-old* “So what grade are you in?”
@phoenix5948 4 жыл бұрын
*8th*
@danielleking262 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@SynthApprentice 2 жыл бұрын
"Got a girlfriend yet? Boyfriend?"
@billbauer9795 2 жыл бұрын
Telling the father of a short 16-year old, "your son is 9, right?"
@JoseRS1186 4 жыл бұрын
"because your friends are starting to have them" Yeah....that's the ticket...
@danielleking262 3 жыл бұрын
I caught that too, ain't it the truth. lol
@Audrey-hd4xz 2 жыл бұрын
or you’re starting to make freinds who have them 😳
@claymccoy 10 ай бұрын
"Child falls on sidewalk in front of you." LOL.
@philipppaasch8929 3 ай бұрын
Go away
@MISSMADISONMEDIA Жыл бұрын
Child in the hot tub at vacation resort😂 STOP DOING THIS!!!!
@annettep1 4 жыл бұрын
"Also available in: your dad." ...we're gonna need the full version
@kaedilla2196 4 жыл бұрын
Kid falls on sidewalk Me: OOOOOF. keeps walking
@Wanderer25 4 жыл бұрын
Same thing happened the other day. Was I supposed to try to console some strange toddler like a weirdo or just keep walking like a heartless douche? So conflicted .
@eliz2000 4 жыл бұрын
Child down! Somebody’s child just fell down!
@PhatAsPhoebe 4 жыл бұрын
I say drop a road flare and keep walking. 🚶🏻♀️ 🧨👶
@ferr.4106 4 жыл бұрын
honestly a lot of times, if a small child takes a little fall and the people around them overreact and seem panicked toward the child, the kid’s gonna start crying and shit. if you just give them a little “oo, u alright bud?” they’re probably gonna just walk it off if they didnt hit their head
@suserman7775 2 жыл бұрын
1:14 Pause there and look at the "challenging" task of identifying a 12-year old. LOLOL.
@tonyjackson4078 2 жыл бұрын
My go to for talking to a 10 year old is "Listen, I don't want any trouble. Let's all just keep cool, and nobody dies."
@LadyxBleu 4 жыл бұрын
This one hit me hard. When I look at a kid, I have no idea how old they are. Like, how big is a 9 year old? I'll never know.
@rosieposie7347 4 жыл бұрын
Literally the only reason I know how big an eight year old is is because my nephew is eight 😂
@adamfederspiel670 4 жыл бұрын
@Melinda Guy ???
@burritodog3634 4 жыл бұрын
just ask them idiot
@LadyxBleu 4 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly, yes, as a human, I, too, was a child once. However, as sometimes happens as an adult, I have since lost my frame of reference for some things. And yes, I DO ask children how old they are when is appropriate, however, I often cannot tell on sight alone how old a child is.
@IRex-wm9pd 4 жыл бұрын
bigger than a breadbox.
@yaee123 4 жыл бұрын
My six year old heard “high five, too slow” and ran over with all seriousness to give me a high five 🤣🤣🤣
@elmagnificodep 4 жыл бұрын
My 6 year old child and I do high five too slow competitions. First to 10.
@mr.kingofphenomenal4629 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@Andre69626 2 жыл бұрын
Stamina..The long stories.. I need that one!!!
@JohnSmith-td7hd 6 ай бұрын
I just give them a look of fear and disgust, and they leave me alone.
@radiohead7519 4 жыл бұрын
kristen looks so pretty with her hair like that 😊
@danielleking262 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that too !!
@IanR1205 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, you’re not supposed to say that to girls now.
@abhi-wi2mj 3 жыл бұрын
Ikrr
@MelanieSaez 3 жыл бұрын
I like her backpack with her hair like that!
@sarahs_dailyvlogs 3 жыл бұрын
@@IanR1205 wtf do u mean they were just complimenting her
@lukenel29 4 жыл бұрын
hmm, very accurate. The only part they forgot were the owls constant threats on your life.
@MegaKaiDude 4 жыл бұрын
Duo please don't get rid of my family
@AaronSaysSKOL 4 жыл бұрын
@@MegaKaiDude I won't if you take your fucking lessons and stop watching SNL.
@lonewalkerproductions 4 жыл бұрын
@@AaronSaysSKOL lmfao!
@AaronSaysSKOL 4 жыл бұрын
@@lonewalkerproductions Do not laugh at me human! When you take Duolingo, though, you'll be able to laugh in over 10 languages.
@CraniumOnEmpty 4 жыл бұрын
@@AaronSaysSKOL haha. Rsrs. kkkk. Jajaja. MDR. www. 555. Xaxa. 哈哈. xà xà.
@pennysanchez7656 4 ай бұрын
Duolingo’s tweet of this video, “If you're fluent in both child and adult, apply to contribute to our newest course! 😉”
@JohnstasBACK 2 жыл бұрын
Kristen Stewart is so cute and calming when it comes to comedy. i'd like to see her in an actual comedy. & don't say that one she did with Jesse Eisenberg
@ramshacklealex7772 Жыл бұрын
There's been at least two of those
@jazzyg6059 4 жыл бұрын
As a preschool teacher, people really need this. And its sooo accurate lool!
@etwrecipe 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@MrDigztheswagking 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@fannygarciaphoto 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know how to act around kids...
@meghansullivan6812 2 жыл бұрын
Omg im a fellow preschool teacher and I was laughing so hard at this 😭
@oryxthetakenking8275 4 жыл бұрын
I can't even talk to my friends correctly, nevermind the kids
@whitniehoyle2108 4 жыл бұрын
I felt that
@eco7010 4 жыл бұрын
Oryx The Taken King I was just thinking of this 😂
@MizuhaVT 4 жыл бұрын
Hey no we killed you
@DarkDrai 4 жыл бұрын
You have friends? I can't even talk to anyone correctly, nevermind friends.
@Neildo430ci 4 жыл бұрын
You meant like cats & dogs. Caged animals.
@tennis12musicians 3 жыл бұрын
The hot tub at vacation resort spoke to me. I never know what to say when a random child jumps in and starts rambling!
@gerbilfantastic 3 жыл бұрын
Aidy nodding along with the kid never fails to make me laugh.
@brenyatta 4 жыл бұрын
If you’re off for over a week, the owl will murder the next child you speak to
@whome779 4 жыл бұрын
kinda like Momo, but cute
@AaronSaysSKOL 4 жыл бұрын
That's right. So get back to your fucking lessons.
@isabelracine1066 4 жыл бұрын
Duolingo Bird Goddamn.
@AaronSaysSKOL 4 жыл бұрын
@@isabelracine1066 You too Isabel! You missed your Portugese lesson yesterday! You're already on my list!
@isabelracine1066 4 жыл бұрын
Duolingo Bird Desculpe!!!
@marielpare8290 3 жыл бұрын
The Midwestern approach to a toddler falling down on the sidewalk is “Ope! Big fall!” so they don’t cry 😂
@marciestoddard730 5 ай бұрын
Oofdah midwesterners
@philipppaasch8929 3 ай бұрын
Was?^
@JohnstasBACK 2 жыл бұрын
do you wear your clothes to school? 🤣🤣
@WiseLittleOwl Жыл бұрын
No lie I would need this 😂
@Drummer52895 4 жыл бұрын
"you're not pretty.... you're an engineer one day" OMG
@The2011Godfather 4 жыл бұрын
Also available in "Talking to your Dad" MADE FOR ME
@carolyntalbot947 4 жыл бұрын
Weather. Always just bring up the weather.
@AaronSaysSKOL 4 жыл бұрын
Can't believe they made this sketch and didn't even include me.
@Ggeekz 4 жыл бұрын
Did you see the game?
@gritsonamission 4 жыл бұрын
*in my best Shallon voice*. Oh, you know my dad?!!
@tayloremriectx 4 жыл бұрын
“Hey dad, can I sign up for a sports page called Only Fans?”
@soray9108 3 жыл бұрын
As a kid in this modern day and age I can say this is *painfully accurate.*
@ericlismumze9932 Жыл бұрын
SNL hasn't been funny for years...but i gotta admit i cracked a smile at this skit. My wife needs this product so very bad.
@paulkocyla1343 3 жыл бұрын
"You look not pretty. I mean you´re smart. I mean - you´re an engineer one day" - made my day :-D
@azhotmom 3 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@TheOzcar17 4 жыл бұрын
2019: haha nice sketch 2077: shut up and take my money
@SahilP2648 4 жыл бұрын
Cyberpunk?
@scsclassics 4 жыл бұрын
FBI agent ???
@lalzuala9314 4 жыл бұрын
I want that app even in 2019.
@Dead_Channel964 4 жыл бұрын
I see you're a man of culture aswell
@grimawe 4 жыл бұрын
there will be no more kids in 2077
@Tiamat_X 7 ай бұрын
Child falls on sidewalk in front of you: I know this. You're supposed to laugh, and then walk past it without any additional interaction, right?
@mohanthegay4398 2 жыл бұрын
ahahah we need another one of these for your dad too. this was hilarious
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