For real. Friendships are not supposed to be this taxing.

I mean i'm 18 and still feel like a kid pretty much

@@williamrithaler4051 thats not the point the point its that they still follow rules that they made years ago and that clearly are terrible because they are the cause of all conflict in these 3 movies

@@giulianoaaronfrancoynsfran4858 Seriously...if this movie were realistic, they would have made the rules in elementary school only for them to forget about it for nearly a decade and cringe if they ever rediscover it.

Yesss this comment right here

He really wants some drama lmao 🤣

Lmao the man used to film with an ice water bottle between his legs because he didn't have Aircon. My guy just wanted to see people reach his level 😂

@@petrathorsty3833 fuuuuuuu, he did lmao

I THOUGHT THE SAME

Cause rich people be boring fam wheres the struggle and compromise? Rich people just get to have it all no sweat and meh

So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?

It's hilarious

and the thing is it is better than the actual plot

I do that to when I don't like the ending or storyline.

Jesus loves you ❤️

"we need to represent a strong woman" "Short hair and mom clothes"

It was her natural hair btw 🤣🤣. at time of fliming

@Kristian Alexis yeah 🤣🤣, she shaved it for a role she was playing, The Act I believe x

@@ellie_mae4872 but the combination of her hair AND the clothes made her look like at least 38😭 girl can rock a short cut but the clothes aint it

Lol

@@yukijames1321 even a boyfriend shouldn't do that. Lee is just straight up toxic.

lol he is 5

I was hoping this movie would be Lee coming to terms with his obsession with Elle.

I read spam girlfriend instead of damn girlfriend lol

@@hollywoodisasataniccult4022 No, 8. Lmao.

Fair

ITS A WATTPAD BOOK?!?!

@@skytheatrics_ it is

@@skytheatrics_ are you really surprised?

Okay- yeah to be fair the only ones Wattpad gives deals to seems to be toxic novels. I'm a writer on wattpad and I don't write stuff like this or After. Like that's toxic and I'm like 99% sure they need a therapist like a romance therapist 😅

Also that her boyfriend somehow got into Harvard too

Like it's hard?

@@knarikmelikyan It's like one of the most prestigious universities in the USA LMAOOO obviously this story is from wattpad

@@stanleygodquackson3942 u didn‘t get the reference. It‘s a quote from legally blonde:D

@@knarikmelikyan Elle at least seriously studied for it😂

Actually though!!! Like he just never came home in six years?? There are many plot holes in this movie but that was probably the dumbest

I don’t think that they hadn’t seen each other in 6years but they probably didn’t spend anytime alone idk tho

@@emmakate5189 they acted like it was the first time they had... especially considering neither knew what the other was up to career wise.

Who are we talking about please 😭😭😭??? Either I'm super dumb or my brain is extremely slow. Or both🙂

@@mabel_5788 Elle and Noah

He’s not wrong tho.

😂😂😂😂I love him

😂😂😂

Right 😂also your gorgeous 💕😊

I see your comments everywhere lol

@@danielatanarycristovao well codependency is kinda toxic

Elle: introduces new guy to lee Lee: hangs out with new guy once Elle: 😡😡😭😰 omg nooo

I think Elle was more toxic out of the two but you're right the friendship is very childish

The parents did a terrible job raising their sons.

@@theoverratedchannel6225 I agreed they raised them to be so spoiled-

Exactly. Lee and Noah are awful, stop guilt-tripping her!

LMAO it's 100% her fault for having no spine to stand up to them. She led them around, acted selfishly and made assumptions with everyone and then she plays the victim when the consequences smack her hard in the face. Like, she literally guilt tripped her dad and his new girlfriend for being together and acted like a 5-year-old in front of them. I have zero sympathy for her... or anyone else, really.

@@bananatiergod yup. None of the characters are even remotely likeable. I'm surprised they got even 1 sequel let alone 2

@@bananatiergod while she is unlikable, other people’s behavior are not, and never will be, anyone’s fault. Ultimately, we are responsible only for our own actions (and inaction).

shes still an absolute prick and the worst character despite others actions

i get him being at the waterpark/ go kart place. But everywhere else was just so unnecessary and weird

Why IS he here? Doesn’t he have a home?

SAME

Because Marco is a better character than most of the characters.

Especially when you consider the mom apparently died of cancer.

Dylan’s a special guy innit😂

@@BewareofBordome Plot twist:She gave her mom cancer

@@DAKRAB she use the Cancer ray on the mom

Cuz it makes sense

💀💀💀

I literally felt this every time I checked how far in I was haha

the only other movie i’ve personally experienced this with is the cat in the hat from like 2003. not that it’s bad bc i love that movie but it is a total fever dream and i felt like it has been 2 hours when watching it and i just reach the 20 minute mark. but with the kissing booth it’s just non tolerable

Fr

Yooo this, I decided to watch it for the heck of it and when I say this believe me. I thought I was halfway through the movie and then I checked the time stamp I was only 23 minutes in. I came here 😂

True

Can we talk about vampire diaries though?!? Masterpiece (minus a few things but damn)

ISTG THERE WAS LITERALLY ONE SCENE OF THE TWO OF THEM ONLY

I feel like more of the memories between Ella and the bff would have more memories with the brother. Like both of my closes friends had a younger brother that I remember being there the whole time, and the older sister.

Team Salvatore!

She had a ‘gaming podcast’ in the second movie but besides that she indeed did not show any interest towards games. It so stupid 😂

Don’t forget when she played Packman 😂

The more unbelievable part is the movie acting like designing video games is a successful business that is comparable to what you'd get from going to Harvard or Berkley

@@oliviah3494 *Pac Man

I mean that was the closest semblance of a hobby she had in the whole trilogy so ... I guess they had to run with what little they had 😅

So how was that resolved? I'm not watching this movie, but I'm hoping the dad is still disappointed in her and didn't attend her graduation from USC, and they're still estranged because Elle finds out her dad's gf did kill her mother, but her dad won't believe it...

@@InBetweenMoleculesSadly that’s not what happened. Elle made peace with Linda and pretty much everyone in her life. I might’ve blocked it out but I don’t remember another scene with her dad

​@@Kristianalexis1Don't blame ya if you did end up blocking out the memory

Omg, so true...!

Lmao

This is so true and sometimes I feel the same way

The biggest lie he’s ever told 🤣

almost...its all

He loves murder mystery movies

@Kristian but he doesn't watch recommendations 😔

@Kristian Alexis yeah and I like the movie it's good

Okay, but Dylan's plot would have improved this movie by infinite percentages

@Kristian Alexis that movie was so great

Omg i was thinking the same lol: "ANS MY COLLEGE DOES NOT EVEN EXIST NOW".

he's probably talking about Everest uni it was shut down for pulling loans out in student names even tho the students never agreed I also went there... now I could be wrong since alot of schools that do that.

bruh if we’re talking in real life, that’s not possible. But they do whatever the hell comes out of their guts,they don’t care if it’s shitty or not. *GOD*

He did say college is a scam 🤣

This is the first time dylan didn't mention hus college shutting down even after hearing the word "college" more than once. That shows how distracted he was by the dumbness of the movie that he EVEN FORGOT TO MENTION HIS COLLEGE TRAGIC STORY?!?!?!

They treat the list of childish rules like a Bible

i got physically tired watching them together

@@adeleaslan8182 omg bible joke because I’m so modern and progressive 🤪🤪

Ikr like I’m exhausted watching them lol

Seriously it's so complicated 😩 I'd rather be friendless lmao

She started a gaming podcast in KB2 😂 in the montage 😂

Lmao I swear when I was watching this i was like.. puh-lease! No uni would ever be calling somebody like that once u miss the deadline that is u boo boo. WORSE she was waitlisted? Like nah...

I love how they COMPLETELY forgot the only true passion she had: Dancing. the plto for the other 2 movies revolved around the dancing thing, the dance club in the first one, and the dancing competition in the second one. SHE SHOULD BE A DANCER. I'm pretty sure they made her go to "game desing" college just so she would be more "not like other girls" ans shit like that. but like, is 2021, women are in the gaming industry for so long now, is not inovative nor necessary to have your main character being a "gamer" just so she can be special

As for the waitlist thing, you accept your spot on the waitlist and accept the spot to the school you got into. So she should’ve said yes to UC Berkeley and paid the deposit while she waited for Harvard to respond.

@@NaishaS I thought she lied about the waitlist? She got accepted to both but couldn’t tell the boys so said both waitlisted her until she decided

maybe cuz bad and cringey are different things

Right?! I love that for him, he's so creative and funny PLSSS 😭🤚🏽

PLS FR

IKRR

almost 2.5k likes and no comments? i-

@@accioenchiladas holy shit I didn't even see that

I rather thrown him out in the piles of nails that's what I thought 😁

You’re the goat 🐐

Same

Oh gosh, not "depressed" please use something else

@@thelighthousez3718 just changed it, totally my bad for being careless about using the wrong vocab!

@@hannah-cq7kr Depressed was a word before depression, it's not talking about mental illness, it's talking about feeling down. You were absolutely right for using that word as intended. Some people are just ignorant on what they think they should protect.

Definitely 😂 To the point where he slipped into his natural accent and no one cared lol

He isn’t a violent person but he gladly watches people being violent

omg ur right

I don’t blame them

who’s robert ? 😭😂

@@graceyang7377 Edward’s actor

@@graceyang7377 robert pattison the actor for edward in twilight

2

3

Im pretty sure no sane person would voluntarily watch this movie twice.....so 2

3

Plot of movies are getting really predictable, there's nothing new anymore. Once, my sister was telling about a movie she watched that she really liked and I guessed the ending of the movie without even watching it.

Same

I saw this comment as soon as he said it lol

Sack of flour 😂😂

Not the sack of flour 😭😭😭

“The personality of a sack of flour.”😂

Like goddamn how easy do these directors think it is to get into prestigious universities

And has all these guys fighting for her attention

Lol I did too when I watched the movie 😂

I was pissing myself laughing

I guarantee they all signed a 3 movie contract in the beginning and hated their lives. Because the actor that plays Noah is also in euphoria, and there’s no way they knew how stupid these kissing booth movies would be

@@mismyname yeah I agree, I honestly can't see it being any other way.

same. she is an amazing actress GODDD why she accepted 😔

I do know they had tons of fun making them. Maybe not the Noah actor though… everyone else probably considered the movies as three long get togethers with friends 😂

@Melanie Pamela Grave Cifuentes but wouldn’t the actors have to pay a lot of money in order to break the contract and walk away from the movie? I don’t think they blackmailed their way into staying

I have literally watched this movie by watching other people watch it and shit on it and its a great experience tbh

I'd rather set myself on fire than actually watching those movies but oh boy watching the commentaries is my chrismas

Same Lmfaooo

Honestly same

i watched all 3 of them just by watching Dylan's commentaries lmao IT WAS THE BEST

YES!! Like when kids make up nicknames and demand everyone uses them, but bc lee is rich he demands the parents pay to have their names legally changed 😂😂😂😂

Seriously though - Lee, Noah, Elle, Evans, Flynn - why do all these characters have such vanilla names (no shade to real people)? Also I swear half the boyfriends in these shitty "romcoms" are called Noah lmao maybe it means wood in some language.

I think her actual name is Rochelle too...I bet he was triggered by that and thats why she started going by Elle 😂

@@user-rl7zq2ms7i hahahah why is that fucking funny??

LMAMAAAOOOOOO

Ikr

She strung him along for a while, kissed him while in a relationship with someone else- he caught feelings. It's not right but I understand why he can't get over her.

exactly

Elle kept running to Marco for help, to whine about her crappy boyfriend, and I can not stress this enough, *She* Kissed Him! As @tiana1420 said, she strung him along and he developed feelings for her. Plus, he can see how toxic her boyfriend is and knows it's not healthy for her to be in a relationship with Noah. Elle likes playing with fire, but Marco feels compelled to keep her from getting burned. And the irony of this is, if Elle wasn't an idiot, she'd see clearly Marco would be a much better boyfriend.

YES HIS JOKES ARE TOO GOOD HAHA

Hobi 🤩🤩

spent two minutes trying to figure out who tf the character Dylan was before I realized..

@@Julie-wc1tl lmao that happened to me with another comment when someone mentioned a person by their real life name instead of character name

@@stellamariss 💜💜

every other review i watch loves her, this was refreshing bc i hate her sm as well 😭

Cindy (withcindy) loves Rachel and Chloe (Noah's Friend)

@@Pandaluvsretrothings i watch her as well! she loves rachel sm istg i cannot stand any of these characters except for noah maybe, marco and chloe (fav character tbh)

@@hwlsgrl Marco and Chloe are the best characters than Elle and Lee imo

Idk..I didn't really like her in the second movie tbh..but in this one she was kinda fine

I was constantly checking how much time has passed...

@@yaeloberman3008 same. Actually, I skipped so many scenes because it got soooo longggg

I watched it 1.25x and it still felt like forever

😅Literally me!!!! I decided to watch this halfway through coz I was to into and I assumed it was because I was stoned😂

Took me 3 days ..

Everytime

@@drishtisanger3899 the smirk he gives everytime that happens lmao

@kazuraine The transitions are so good. Well, this one perhaps not as much as usually because the hair comment just came out of blue xD But still, the effort must be appreciated, and he makes the ad segments actually enjoyable.

@kazuraine hahaha 100% I just can't get enough. I shake my head because I know where we're headed and his little grin keeps me from cringing hahaha

yeah but at the same time the boyfriend Noah is probably jealous since her bestfriend lee is always hanging out with her

So true also bro if u wave rights to do the bucket list you can’t be mad when she does bucket list things without u because you said you didn’t want to be included

lol but that’s pretty weird because most boyfriend would wat to spend their summer with their girlfriend right? Not only in th movie but also in real life. They’d get jealous

Personally I find the bestfriend, Lee, so extremely unlikeable. He complains about everything and is so whiny. When someone is in a relationship they want to spend time with their partner. He's toxic, immature and whenever he doesn't get his way he'll gaslight the situation and say that Elle is the one to blame. And although Elle has the most dullest, one-dimensional personality ever, I still find lee so annoying. Like bruh that's your brother's girlfriend not yours, stop being clingy.

I think her bestfriend is a peace of sheet for not knowing how exhausted she was with him.

Fr

FOR REAL

💀

Agreed, this movie should have been called "Stupid and outdated friendship rules."

Looks like it. And I'm honestly living for it.

Or...he recorded all the videos wearing it in the same day to give the illusion that he is still wearing it

@r r I disagree

@r r I strongly disagree.

@SNOW DAYS It's a fake nose ring. So he can switch it up 😉 He started wearing it after the makeover video with Kennedy.

Just a movie full of childish and toxic people

This is such a reach lol

yes

I actually think the only character I think is actually a decent person y Marco PFFT

Well I continued watching, forget what I said about Marco 💀

YES!

Omg yes i want dylans take on jj

After 3 is gonna put all of us in coma ..... the cringe is gonna be on next level

@@psyduck0012 tell me about it 🥲

@@psyduck0012 Can't wait 😂😂😂

@@saracanariov1431 it’s nothing but the never ending saga of them fighting with each other .... and we know the level of toxicity ✨✨its just going📈📈📈📈

@@psyduck0012 Exactly 💯 📈

I love your pfp

I don’t know you but the facts that you are watching Dylan’s videos and have jungkook as your profile picture make ne like you hahaha

@@stellamariss and I love you pls

love thé pfp

@@elli4554 PLSS army’s who watch dylan‘s videos are literally elite

Well in the fan fic world it is completely possible. What do you expect from wattpad stories like this?

@@swastikasingh4458 you say fan fic world... the writer of TKB is British and said she took inspiration from a lot of American movies and books, so she was just using typical American fiction tropes and probably didn't know many other American universities

@@amityislandchum actually, if the math is right, that is how they work. the events aren't mutually exclusive, or co-dependent of each other just incredibly unlikely.

🤣🤣🤣

@@billiejohnson7479 probably that may be the case but even in that case since it was already a trope so it just reinforces my point, don't you think ?

He has to make a movie!

@@alizaloring3437 he's has to finish his book first 🤣

@@Marie-Fey40 yeah but I really want a movie😂 I also want him to react to it

And when he predicts a plot or its element accurately even though he was joking, like the part where the girl's sad because, drumroll, her parents are getting a divorce

@@Kasiarzynka Not confusing just boring and so many pointless characters that did nothing. Like the hot chick. Why was she there? Nothing happened with her. Her invisible parents got divorced. So what. And Lees girlfriend, they could have been broken up the whole movie. Molly Ringwalds character wanted to sell beach house, then decided not to sell. The main girl decided to go to the same school her boyfriend went and then talked to Molly Ringwalds character and decided to do her own thing. And Marco just tried to get laid and failed. And the stepmom just pissed main girl off because she was acting like she had replaced her mom and she was upset about the monopoly piece because that was the piece her dead mother always used. That was the one of the two conflicts in the movie that was good and real. Also other good point was that the main girl was the people pleaser and that those dont get praised but taken advantage of and you really have to think of yourself and fight for yourself to get what you want. The end.

I DIED. i dont even care for these movies, but Dylan is just GOLD

Elle: I vote no Dylan : *peace was never an option*

LMAOOO

literally feel the same like jesus

But one things for sure. It was entertaining as hell 😂😂. Even tho the comments ☝️is accurate

To be fair, Lee’s like that too. Every conflict in the movie is basically caused by him throwing a tantrum over Elle not catering to his feelings, her own be damned. Elle still sucks tho. They deserve each other.

@@supermutantsam1160 the whole BASHING Elle thing sucks indeed

Those r brothers for u.

right? i'd read the sht outta that one

Ikr the selling the beach house and not showing any of it not making sense Made so much sense

can we agree that dylan has had the biggest glow up in youtube history

that’s why I want him to read my book haha

@@Maryfamouslady first he has to finish his LOL

Also, “You can’t just apply two weeks before college starts. Can you? I don’t know, my college was a scam school.” 😂

@@HyperWolf you can actually do this in the uk, it’s called clearing 😂

@@HyperWolf lmaoo😭

Soooo true

she said “all because of…well. you know!” or something like that 😭

I somehow questioned my existence after this 3rd one because it was SO frikkin bad. Like..... WHO WROTE THISS>???

To be fair then he would’ve have to watch more of the movie to see that part

The writers were scratching their heads trying to figure out how to incorporate the kissing booth into this third movie.

Yes

The problem of communication between all characters 🙄 shouldn't your boyfriend know that you already have plans?

Agreed, but honestly almost every “conflict” in this movie could have been fixed if literally anyone talked to another person…. Yea, they planned the flash mob for weeks, so why didn’t her boyfriend, WHO SHE LIVES WITH, know about it?

Precisely this! It raised a HUGE red flag for me tbh

Every single relationship in these movies is SO toxic. Everyone is selfish and throws fits when things don't go exactly their way. It's just a bunch of spoiled brats.

"Until everyone hates one another"

Honestly, same! My brother loves all Kissing Booth movies and has been telling me to watch but I thought I'll just wait for Dylan hahaha

Sameeee, haha

Lmaoooo factssss this is wat I said😭😭😭

@@nleahc yess, my best friend was on me to watch it. dead ass could not have made it through without dylan. only way I'd watch it

I watched it through x1.5 the whole way and still felt it was soo long and wondered how Dylan would make it fun. But he managed to do it with the imaginary murder plot line as always

aight brb gonna go scream into a pillow

I mean it was implied, but yeah. It's an improvement

It was implied 🤣🤣

He talked about it like twice lol

He mentioned it TWICE

Wtf are u on a about??

PLEASE 💀

Lol

😂😂😂😭💀

that's exactly what i was thinking. i literally said "did she not tell her boyfriend about the massive flash mob she's planning?" like, i tell my boyfriend about a butterfly i saw on a walk, i wouldn't be able to shut up about it if i was planning a fucking FLASH MOB.

Elle and her boyfriend weren't super close. Like communication was one of their biggest issues! He did stuff without telling her especially on KB2, and then she was just "too busy" to tell him anything. And yeah they both agreed to Chloe and Marco stuff before talking to each other. Not that they need permission or whatever but it'd be nice to let your partner know BEFORE you decide to reintroduce a sort of gray area opposite sex person back in significant ways (especially Chloe living with them). Like even if they weren't dating and they were roommates, you consult roommates before someone crashes with them.

The fact that 3/4 of them were doing this flash mob and Noah had zero clue about it when both his brother and girlfriend were planning it is truly amazing to me. Also I hate how Noah was like "Oh I planned this romantic surprise to make it up to you and you want to blow me off because you already made plans? WTF; how could you? Blow off my brother (your bestie) and ditch the plans you already had for me."

@@nix_ They legit don't talk to each other. I'd also love to know when Elle had time to rehearse during her "extra hours". The "romantic dinner" was also such a weird and random appearance after a pretty significant dbag moment. Their while relationship was let's just fight, one person takes all the blame, okay let's kiss and make up without any sort of healthy discussion on what growth needs to happen, and THEN their surprised when repeated behaviors and relationship issues that were NEVER addressed end in them breaking up severely. Yeah...so many writing issues.

@@nix_ It would've been about a 30 minute movie trilogy if the characters actually communicated with each other so it makes sense to drag on the same issues for three movies (Noah's irrational temper and jealousy and toxicity, the brother's [forgot his name] clinginess, selfishness, and abusive immaturity, poor communication from EVERYONE, Elle just being clueless, without a backbone, and just blatantly ignorant of the color red (flags) in her vision at every turn, with the brothers.

Innit true thoooooo

lol Lee seems more insecure 🤣

@@hollywoodisasataniccult4022 let's be honest, they all are

@@elis2506 true 🤣 & they both got into Harvard

I swearrr😂

And the laugh when he said the video was sponsored 😂

Honestly.... Same... But I'd probably pretend my fist broke and hope he takes it easy lol