The day my Dad Left

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Dylan Zitkus

2 жыл бұрын

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@MonkeyCreekers 2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: the mom is winning since now there is clapping and cheering

@DylanZitkus 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 nahhh

@Allie247 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Skibidi.toilet200 2 жыл бұрын

under-rated🤣😂

@Skibidi.toilet200 2 жыл бұрын

@@DylanZitkus btw im a big fan, im subbed with all notis on

@Libbywaldron 2 жыл бұрын

Omg

@Zoffee662 2 жыл бұрын

The dad is so good at keeping his son's innocence safe

@MrSimplified 2 жыл бұрын

Indeed. But let’s just ignore that he told his son, to call his mother a female dog

@randomstranger8554 2 жыл бұрын

"And if I don't come back, tell mommy she's a little b*tch."

@kylee4867 2 жыл бұрын

😆 fr lol

@russiansoldier4696 2 жыл бұрын

@@randomstranger8554 lol

@hunte5748 Жыл бұрын

That's good.......I lost mine because of the KZfaq commenters.......all of it.....gone...... because of this platform........

@nightmareman6004 2 жыл бұрын

“Milk makes you strong” The milk man: “always has been”

@ijustdraw8108 Жыл бұрын

@Awesome I Am fr

@NiceNToasty768 Жыл бұрын

"Always did"* Yes I know it's a meme but I felt like being a nerd

@coolguy30691 8 ай бұрын

Your a menace to society

@Bucko1367 2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: the dad comes back with two gallons of milk and smacks the mom and mail man across the face with both of the milks

@Dendoi_ 2 жыл бұрын

why the mailman

@Bucko1367 2 жыл бұрын

@@Dendoi_ because the mom was losing so he helped and then he smacked the mom with the milk so he can win the fight against both of them

@Flippr 2 жыл бұрын

Best Ending

@dogewithwow 2 жыл бұрын

he just "watch yo tone mf"

@th3th3 2 жыл бұрын

Sadly the truth is is that nowadays a 9 yr would’ve known that the mailman and mom are banging especially if they live in an area where there’s elementary strait to high school for exp elementary is k-7 and than high school to graduation because when your young you also spend 6-7 hours a day 5 days awake with 12 and 13 year olds

@ShowerMedia 2 жыл бұрын

Son: Goes to the caribbean after 10 years "Dad, why are you here?"

@sqwimpy-4 2 жыл бұрын

"You see son, Castro the Communist Leader was so obsessed with Dairy, that he made super cows that made tons of delicious milk per day so that's why I'm here."

@Panzerfaust_1939 2 жыл бұрын

"But dad, you said you'll come back and there's no one there"

@yanamaya0428 2 жыл бұрын

"let mommy know she's a b*tch"

@Suzie_123 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Nicke90000 Жыл бұрын

Wait, how old is he?

@_crozystuffflxldf 2 жыл бұрын

“A- an- and let mommy know that she’s a bitch!” IM DYING BRO 😭😭😭😭😭

@Iamkeys23 2 жыл бұрын

Dad: “I gotta go walk the dog.” Me: “Oh ok- Wait we dont have a dog-“ Dad: “Peace.” *fades away*

@destructobot2137 2 жыл бұрын

Lol 25 seconds after u posted it

@deltalima4995 2 жыл бұрын

R u real

@mimi-ix3fb 2 жыл бұрын

Dad: I was NVR here

@honchoi4234 2 жыл бұрын

For a second I thought u were beluga fr

@snipe-uj8gr 2 жыл бұрын

I watch your KZfaq videos

@XD_Jamz 2 жыл бұрын

Wow this video just told my whole life in 46 seconds

@aeskoharu 2 жыл бұрын

damn bro

@Sarkgalia 2 жыл бұрын

damn that must hurt

@cosmix_music 2 жыл бұрын

@@aeskoharu omg it's Justin AUUHH

@Rileyankylosauruslover 2 жыл бұрын

@@aeskoharu my friend here Justin he's already taken and hes cracked at fortnite my guy 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

@jnati0n_97 2 жыл бұрын

Same I feel you bro. 😭

@meme_2224 2 жыл бұрын

The way he says “MAMMY” just makes me wanna explode into Jupiter.

@vhtc6683 2 жыл бұрын

Dad: "we're low on milk" son: "we got lots of milk" Also dad: "no we don't" Also son: "oh ok" Also also dad: *sneak level 1000*

@Imnonosjs 2 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAJAJAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAA JAJAJWJSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAJAJAHAHAH TOO FUNNY MAN SO FUNNY.

@Feeeshsticksfn Жыл бұрын

ITS OVER 9000

@volentastudios4673 Жыл бұрын

@@Imnonosjs are you high

@YourGingerBroKDB Жыл бұрын

@@volentastudios4673 he prob is hes prob high on cocaine or math cuz get it math sucks and this is bad too like math is thr worst subject

@ed-b8045 Жыл бұрын

Isn't that speech not sneak

@r0adto20k 2 жыл бұрын

Let’s all appreciate how Dylan never lets us down any day like this is hilarious

@piyushshedke9735 2 жыл бұрын

He and manlikeisaac imo are the only ones who actually make content themselves and don't just nab audios from others, and credit the op 2 days later

@Trueitshim 2 жыл бұрын

@@snowy9288 no lmao

@NighTmare_Playz45 2 жыл бұрын

420 likes

@snowy9288 2 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@snowy9288 2 жыл бұрын

If you check one of dylan videos from 3 weeks ago you will see what i just said

@Nittin. 2 жыл бұрын

" See you never son" * 9 year old Dylan who wins the lottery* " Son! I have came back and I found the perfect milk! Also, give me the money because I am your father!"

@Panzerfaust_1939 2 жыл бұрын

lol

@ToSP. 2 жыл бұрын

The good ending. The money went into future home savings and some into a savings account for, idk other stuff. And when the kid turns 18 and gets the money back he’s set for life

@taffles7498 2 жыл бұрын

@@user99524 u dont have some to ask something to write a comment

@Theyfwjai87 2 жыл бұрын

@@user99524 no one asked you to comment

@willpollard1689 2 жыл бұрын

lol

@Tanishq-hq7ye 2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: the Mailman and the wife were actually wrestling

@crisisnotavoided 2 жыл бұрын

“i need to go to the store and get some milk-“ me: and leave for good

@Snipe_Bushido 2 жыл бұрын

I would like to see a part two when the kid tells his mom that his dad said she was a bitch lol

@russiansoldier4696 2 жыл бұрын

@Predator ye

@russiansoldier4696 2 жыл бұрын

@ohkbeastmode9699 2 жыл бұрын

@Snipe_Bushido 2 жыл бұрын

@SpaceKebab 2 жыл бұрын

yes

@user-yi5th9sg3w 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine the mom and the mailman actually wrestling

@zo_rashdanyx7235 2 жыл бұрын

@costmetiivy9031 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@candicemunnich4375 2 жыл бұрын

@@costmetiivy9031 Bro true LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

@millymaker7836 2 жыл бұрын

Let’s not

@sum_r6player 2 жыл бұрын

Haha imagine

@thefurrydevil4283 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he said he can't help cause he needs the milk to be strong

@AwesomeGuy123 Жыл бұрын

Man’s giving his son lessons about life while he’s leaving, he’s telling his son milk makes you stronger.

@hc5242 2 жыл бұрын

Go mother you can do this!!!

@micro_o 2 жыл бұрын

This was the most sus vid yet

@georg_blockbuster5745 2 жыл бұрын

@@micro_o nah

@micro_o 2 жыл бұрын

@@georg_blockbuster5745 then what is?

@Grif_17 2 жыл бұрын

The way he said “mailman” at the beginning gives me surferdude vibes

@thedrbernucci 2 жыл бұрын

This gave me flashbacks of when my dad ditched me😭😭😭

@Gagetherage80 Жыл бұрын

Sorry that happened to you

@Cookie-bc8su 2 жыл бұрын

Wait wait wait you’re left for the milk and he came back 15 years later 😂😂😂😂😂😂I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@0plemons854 2 жыл бұрын

That kid drank milk everyday wating for never so he could be big and strong when his dad came back

@_quixote Жыл бұрын

Hits kinda hard since my dad actually left. First they got divorced when i was a few months old. Still loved my dad even though he cheated, so I gave him another chance. Then he left again when I was 14.

@helluvq. 2 жыл бұрын

Legend says the dad is still drinking milk.

@joshyuwu7735 2 жыл бұрын

the "see you never" hit hard ngl

@TheRandomRager Жыл бұрын

My dad actually left unironically a few weeks ago and I get really awkward when someone says "your dad left" cuz I'm like "well, you're not wrong..."

@joshuaveras5408 2 жыл бұрын

Dad”I got to feed the fish water” Me”Oh alr-We don’t have fish” Dad”Bye” slowly fade away comes back 20 years later “The fish died”

@sillyPenguinYT 2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: the dad gets the milk and comes back But who said he stays

@kobebrian69420 2 жыл бұрын

2093: Dad, is it you? Yes son, it is. What’s that glove? It’s Almond Milk, Borden Milk, Borden Chocolate milk, Milk from that downstairs “meeting” and the barn cows’ milk. It’s called the milk gauntlet! Dylan pls respond ur my idol

@xeon0379 2 жыл бұрын

another person with a father

@D3athx3 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly that is why every dad said I will go get some milk but he never comes back but that story actually happened to my friend

@SimonBreadLoaf999 2 жыл бұрын

Bro this man’s had the most interesting life ever and imagining the possibility that somebody lived this like damn bro I’m crying rn.

@bwgamer5370 2 жыл бұрын

Mom is winning, there’s clapping and cheering 👏

@owenmaughan6500 2 жыл бұрын

0eiueduududydyydgfy

@taffles7498 2 жыл бұрын

cOpieD

@Fybinex 2 жыл бұрын

Wow, 5 million views. I guess everyone wants to know how our dad’s left

@cortneyschmidt305 2 жыл бұрын

Nawwwww as SOON as he said milk I was like OMG he ain't coming back and he said "let mommy know that she's a bitch OMG I'm died

@Imnonosjs 2 жыл бұрын

U 8?

@Kyouka45 Жыл бұрын

Y'all luck you have dad's mine died 2 days before Christmas last year 😭😭😭

@Tronexx 2 жыл бұрын

Eye tearing story I’m literally crying I actually am my eyes are wetter than the ocean

@superk9letsplays419 Жыл бұрын

Something else in that wresting match are wetter than an ocean

@alfiorashaadkaloko3881 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that his hoodie says "faded" makes it funnier.

@frank123rr Жыл бұрын

"Cya never"🤣🤣🤣

@theburger_king 2 жыл бұрын

They have matching hoodies ❤️

@TheQwertt 2 жыл бұрын

"Imma go get milk, son" "But we have 10 gallon of milk" "Well, you can never have enough milk!" *and he never came back*

@Eric-je3nu 2 жыл бұрын

Jokes on the dad, the mailman’s moms brother and they are actually wrestling

@superk9letsplays419 Жыл бұрын

Say that again... the mailman is her brother in your headcanon? "Help stepbro I'm stuck.~"

@jimin8217 2 жыл бұрын

Dad: I am going to get milk son: are you going to leave me like Luca and his friend

@froggg6336 2 жыл бұрын

My dad went to go get the milk yesterday… Don’t worry he came back 🤓🤓

@KylerMaxxing 2 жыл бұрын

The backstory of 99% of dream stans

@laney657 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he says they are wrestling

@stop-xstudios1837 Жыл бұрын

This is a serious moment in Dylan’s life and now Craig is his father figure

@devinairbharatnatyam 2 жыл бұрын

"It's not just a Cult,It's A FAMILY! ❤"

@user-bg8zp4pu7l 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅 that funny I love your videos you're cool.

@bruhstars4962 Жыл бұрын

"See you never" wow this line is so good that it would be funny if actually someone use it

@theuntitledproget2648 2 жыл бұрын

Poor little Johnny when he figures out what's going on

@h.m.s.6043 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine when the dad realises 30 years later that the kid became the most famous person in the world. He would come back and appear in every photo with a paper saying ''Son, I came back with the milk, I want to be famous as you!''

@rishavarya4966 2 жыл бұрын

This guy is the most funny man on earth

@zacchamberlain20 2 жыл бұрын

Now the dad wrestles the mailwoman

@Ianlwy1574 2 жыл бұрын

He knew the mail man is stronger than him so he gave up and went to buy milk.

@solartheeclipse2674 2 жыл бұрын

Dang you lucky- my dad left 2 hours after I was born-

@liamrangel6228 2 жыл бұрын

“Let mommy know that she’s a bitch” LMAO

@NZL_babagrill 2 жыл бұрын

I know how that feels my dad hasn’t come back with the milk either

@Embatch447 2 жыл бұрын

What type of milk in tha-

@brenda_themars 5 ай бұрын

"your dad left from milk'

@instantkevino 2 жыл бұрын

“Male man” just realized this 😂 😆

@idunno6437 Жыл бұрын

Hold on i have a question When did the trend "i have to go and get milk and never come back" started?

@PlanetBacon Жыл бұрын

It's not a trend, it's a real thing that happens to people in real life, when a dad says he is going to get milk or cigarettes, it means he is breaking up with his family, but doesn't always mean that he will leave you if he says he is leaving for milk, sometimes you actually need milk, but you get the point

@shorttitan2865 Жыл бұрын

He makes so many of these to the point were I actually think his father left

@johnarcement3976 2 жыл бұрын

Mailman:”son it’s been so long”DAD:”ima go get the mail” ME:”ok??The mail is in the mailbox tho”

@crazyqueenpurple7654 2 жыл бұрын

Part 2!!! Please this is funny!!!

@marcokaz64 2 жыл бұрын

You’ve shown so much growth

@lizzyatilus8941 2 жыл бұрын

Same thing happened to me but before i was born. (minus the cheating part) True story😭

@LostEngineProductions 2 жыл бұрын

That Dad knows how to transition smoothly

@omi204 Жыл бұрын

i feel like the mailman is doing a touching game with the mom-

@cyberninja3077 2 жыл бұрын

why did the dad not take the son with him he clearly cares more and is a better parent - any sensible person

@blinkinghen9227 Жыл бұрын

Plot twist: he comes back as a fuckin super saiyan

@nigga_edits101 2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: the mom and the mailman was actually wrestling

@idk18618 Жыл бұрын

my parents dovorced and i would see my dad and spend time with my mom and now my dad is gonna leave me and i probably will never see him again😞

@tiffanyjohn303 2 жыл бұрын

UMMM. THIS IS NO GOOD! sonic:ummm I agree amy:same tails:me to everyone else sings:IT'S BETTER SAFE THEN SORRY!

@bofadeeznuts911 2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist:the mom and the mailman are actually wrestling under the covers and dad comes back again

@midastouch4456 2 жыл бұрын

Take the kid with you he’s valuable

@marwanxmuscab 2 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is my dad ACTUALLY left on vacation to his family in sweden, we are somalian tho.

@Anazmeme 2 жыл бұрын

POV: someone actually writes a book about the dad leaving for "milk" and the mom cheats on him with the mailman and all that stuff lol 😆 😂 🤣

@ryvision 2 жыл бұрын

That would hurt my parents are still young

@Site19Series Жыл бұрын

*the mailman has awoken* Dad has left

@amagaginetflixedits 2 жыл бұрын

Everyone- even people younger than me- knows what the “dad and milk” thing is. Most people think it’s because I am a kid- it’s not, it’s because I’m dumb. Can someone tell me?

@Triclips Жыл бұрын

Great video man thanks man

@ru.edits_ 2 жыл бұрын

This kids, is why you make your father order milk online.

@sk1ttl3s63 2 жыл бұрын

The fact he said “See u never son” but also u never no the mail man could be his father

@glamrockfreddy-oo4dp 2 жыл бұрын

Smart dad for getting that out

@davinfriggstad 2 жыл бұрын

Dylan's eyebrows always look slanted like a cartoon character who is feeling sad.

@pranavkafle4193 2 жыл бұрын

dad I need to go feed our cat. Me okay but we don't have a cat

@horsenigtpatience3158 2 жыл бұрын

When dad says he's going to go get milk he's never going to come back

@toleenthegeographylover5344 2 жыл бұрын

When I was 9 years old I did not know what was the word wrestle mean I don’t know what does the word wrestle mean until now

@xMrplayer Жыл бұрын

"Dad! I found out how to get views! Milk techno blade's death! "We are low on milk"

@unclecletus288 2 жыл бұрын

Well this I relatable sadly. This happened when I was 6 or 7. At least no one was cheating

@AxieeAlt 2 жыл бұрын

0:04 i just heard luggage and i thought he is going to another country-

@buneter Жыл бұрын

Dad: I need to get milk Me: the milkman is in with mommy and the mailman. They are tag-teaming

@Snugglepups Жыл бұрын

Plot twist:the mother and mailman were actually wrestling cause he delivered the wrong post

@amandahardin1790 2 жыл бұрын

Me but 4 years old no joke really my mom was in the car right after preschool I never got to see him ☹️☹️☹️

@gdfoxy327 2 жыл бұрын

That's when you say can, I come with you dad

@cellularshark7380 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he doesn’t only say that men cheat, respect ✊

@sd9sam340 2 жыл бұрын

I’m so sorry for you!

@Random_person000 2 жыл бұрын

True Milk makes you strong And milk is dairy So dairy makes u strong