Even though the entity controlling Guest B in the boxing ring had left, a new entity had controlled him as he found out about the Swordplay Duel. Unlike the first one, however, this new entity was much calmer. In an event where one can attack and be attacked within a single moment, no movements must be wasted; the new entity only moved when it needed to. With the speed of his sword, Guest B's entire journey to beat Matt for a second time, like all of the fights that led up to it, was over in an instant.

Spinning your weapon will make it deal three times as much damage. -Fire Emblem

In this episode our protagonist Guest B uses advanced mindgames and OP helicopter technique to find Matt and utterly obliterate him

Guest 🅱️ claims more souls to add to his level

I feel bad for all of Guest B’s opponents getting sent to another dimension

Mii's are an interesting specimen. Sometimes they have appendages. Sometimes they only have legs with disembodied hands. Sometimes they don't have legs with disembodied hands. Sometimes they flip between the latter two descriptions a la Baseball in Wii Sports. Yet they never seem to have full arms with disembodied feet nor full arms with no feet... I think I'm thinking too hard into this.

This is the story, of how guest B became not just the recognized default mii swordfighter... But a true smash brother.

Guest B is out for more blood as Matt, in retaliation for losing the boxing title, has killed Guest B's wife and daughter

Guest B: This is Helo one requesting permission for take off. Matt: This is tower one denying your request Helo one. Guest B: Tower, try me.

Soon after Guest B took up swordfighting, word spread of a silent man who fought with blinding speed and precision, with an emotionless look on his face. Matt knew exactly who it was. He had his student, otherwise known as Guest C, now fight until he earned the name "Brawler", a strong and brave champion. When Matt was finally able to get to Guest B, he seemed different then at the boxing match. However, before Matt could react, he was falling straight towards the ocean...

The M in "Guest B" stands for "mercy".

New Boxing Champion Returns to Swordfighting Career, Maintains Title

9:20 the way he twirled his sword was actually sick

If Guest B can do this, just imagine what Guests C through F can do...

Matt is clearly sandbagging in order to make guest B look good. He DID train guest B after all.

I watched the final fight at 0.25x speed. I think I heard the yawning void of nothingness that is Guest B's soul. I regret nothing.

"this is easily improvable" -geust B after taking 100 souls with frame perfect helecopter spins

Random Captain Falcon fact: He shares his Japanese voice actor with _Vegeta._ Now you know who's behind that helmet.

Matt regrets training this man, he’s become too strong for his mortal body to even contain his power. To spread the power his body makes what he wears and fights with out of raw strength. If you were to go one on one against guest B’s pants you would lose and your L would be so strong the entire multiverse would be shattered in matters of seconds. Guest B has because the Wii sports resort island itself. It can’t stop him because he has already taken control. I’ll miss when our minds could be free but soon we will only be forced to think of guest B... how unfort- GUEST B GUEST B GUEST B GUEST B GUEST B

Isn’t this just Marth Side-B simulator?

i love the Mii Lore going on in the comments

„Doktor turn off my pain inhibitors!“

Guest B: *reaps countless souls into the abyss below the ring* Commentator: _You did it!_

I was JUST watching WSR speedruns. Amazing

9:20 I'm both enamored & grossed out by how stylish that sword twirl was.

This is what happens when you let Samurai Jack play Wii Sports

You fool, I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku.

9:54 At this moment, Matt realized it was time to face his greatest fear yet again. When the game started, He noticed the flawless motion of the sword. He instantly knew that this was not going to be easy. He tried to move the sword as fast as he could, but it was nowhere near as fast as his student. At that moment, he knew that there was no chance to stop the power of the guests.

if guest B ever battles another guest mii, what happens does the fabric of reality itself just decay with a series of _twonks_

Mii Swordfighter Hero's Spin combo video, 2019 (colorized)

_The legends told, of a great warrior. A master of the blade_ _His name?_ *_GUEST B_*

will guest B ever stop his reign of terror?

*_[Insert complicated and tragic Guest B backstory here]_*

The way Guest B holds his sword by default looks so dirty to me.

"What happened to Guest A?" "We don't talk about Guest A..."

Let's just be honest here, this is how we all played

Guest B’s Bizarre Adventure Part 2: Battle Tendency

You know, flailing is pretty much what you start out doing in this game, only Guest B manages to flail wildly yet perfectly

"I am Guest B... *Guest B OF THE TURBULENT BLADE* " _Some variant of Rashid's theme plays in the background_

0:38 i find it hilarious how Guest B just awkwardly holds its sword directly in front of camera every time after winning a match

1:11 the way mike fell was crazy

All punch out names, and a quote to go along with them (the trend from three moths ago returns) Glass Ryan (My head feels great! But the rest of my body feels like mush) Von Mike (THIS IS SWORDPLAY LITTLE MAC NOT A TEA PARTY) Disco Megan (Cmon B, where's your hustle?) King Emma (........You can't excpect me to understand Ashley Hondo (If you can't enter the lions den, you won't be able to get it's cubs) David Hugger (Mmm, Now I-I have the strength....of a bear! *yaaaaaawn*) Great Siobhán (If you stare at me for too long, I will dissapear) Don Kentaro (Can't you see B? How I get all the ladies?) Aran Stéphanie (HE HIT ME, I LOVE IT!) Soda Ursula (YEAH SODA URSALA, YEAH I AM NUMBER 1) Bald Jake (Hey B, maybe you should just throw in the towel already) Super Macho Pablo (Oh these sunglasses, you can't afford these sunglasses, hey get your hands off the pumps) Mr. Patrick (Tell your face! To leave my sword alone) Doc. Nelly (Now lemme tell you a little secret B, I loooove chocolate bars) Little Hiromi (Still can't recover) Matt Tyson (You don't have enough skill to beat me, go home and practice)

I love how Ryan doesn’t even want to get close to him. He’s like “ look dude just....just take-no! NO GOD DAMMIT!”

Those spectators must be exhausted after cheering through all those matches...

7:50 his power is so great that the universe is breaking

Forgive me master... but I must go all out this once.

"find matt destroy matt" - Guest B

The sweat of fear has no odor, though guest b can still smell it from his opponents across the ring

I don’t know what I was expecting for this TAS run but that very first round took me by surprise and had be crying with laughter

“I looked into his piercing blue eyes, and just knew that the crowd could witness a murder today. As he approached me, I saw the demon entity controlling this....beast. As I flew off the platform, my life flashed before my eyes. I knew the second round was hopeless, so my soul gave up. This was what the prophecy foretold. My crown was shattered and taken. I had lost.” “Logs of Matt, 2019”

Can we agree to make Guest B a meme now, an even more powerful entity

Is this the power of Ultra Instinct?

With how fast he's moving around and swinging the sword, I'm almost expecting Guest B to go _"COME BACK WHEN YOU CAN PUT UP A FIGHT!"_ in a Spanish accent before vanishing into his cape. :v

Guest B: *Annihilates Matt* Announcer: You did it! ˎ₍•ʚ•₎ˏ

I'm starting to think Guest B chose not to have arms so his sword would move with his mind, not his muscles.

RTGAME WANTS TO KNOW THIS MAN'S LOCATION

Hiromi has that face that says "lets get this over with..." and I honestly don't blame him

The Story of Guest B: Somewhen in 2005, a Mii with blonde hair with blue eyes, stepped into the Wii. Their name was "Guest B", and they were a big fan of sports. A *big* fan I say. And in 2006, they turned 1 year old, and on November. Guest B got really excited, they saw the trailer for a game called "Wii Sports". And went to Nintendo eShop to buy this very first game that came out on the Wii. The one controlling the Guest B, registered them into the game. Guest B went to play some Tennis. And suddenly, they somehow annihilated every opponent stepping into their game. Beating every one in sight, *every, single, one.*

Guest B: *commits genocide on the Mii population* Announcer: You did it!

This is Guest B at 1%, just imagine what he can do at 100%

Little did the Sports League know, Guest B was an experienced iaijutsu practitioner.

Looks like Guest B's training from Smash 4 paid off

"Stand proud, Matt. You are strong."

Sally Bollywood: *pedals fastest quickly bicycle strike into the door up and down the rocks* All: All right!

Never in my life I thought you could TAS wii sword fighting

7:50 *Oh, don't mind a quarter of reality phasing out of existence for a moment.*

The TAS angels has spoken to guest B... They said to him, "use this power to your enemies so you can achieve any goal you get through."

Little did Ryan and Mike know, they were only the first two sheep to the slaughter at the hands of this monster.

No🅱ody: Guest 🅱: *h e l i c o p t e r*

That's pretty quick speedrun! nice video.

He's a "guest" as in, temporarily visiting this world.

Guest B is secretly Anakin Skywalker.

this is how my friend ‘fights’ when we play together

Matt: you've should have gone for the head Geust B: omai wa mou SHINDEIRU Matt: NANI?!?!?!?!

This is basically Fist of the North Star in a nutshell.

TAS IS THE ONLY CHAMPION

Soon after this, the smash invitation showed up in his mailbox

Matt:*exists* Sakurai:”Matt miits the competition!” Sakurai:*sees video* Sakurai:sorry kiddo... Sakurai:”HERO’S SPIN MAKES A SPIN AT IT!”

Guest B asserts dominance in Wuhu Island with beyblade technique

That one dude in the crowd: *SHOTS FIRED*

Absolute destruction and power in its rawest form

fear sinks into you as your sparring opponent mouths the words: Omae wa mou But before he finishes, you realize you are already dead

The funniest thing abt Guest B’s story is he was put into smash bros as a swordfighter and then was low tier

Guest b taught link on how to do the helicopter technique

0:16 “Just come outside I don’t wanna fight you dude”

I like how the camera gets blurry everytime he knocks someone off

Everyone: ho how are you doing this? That guy: first, take a blender

Guest B Beating Matt Be Like: *It was at this moment that he knew he f@cked up*

"The swords may not be real, but the pain is" -YB

They call him Billy Five-Slices

7:24 Matt looks for his next challenge

After fiercely defeating Matt in boxing, Guest B left the wii sports center, looking for salvation from the evil that had controlled him. He found the resort, and learned the way of the sword. Unlike many others on Wuhu Island, he decided to move there permanently. Years passed, and many unfamiliar figures appeared on the island, fighting without reason. In the distance, he spotted a masked, blue, circular figure, wielding a small sword with extreme ferocity. Guest B asked him to teach him the way of the sword in order to defeat his old adversary, the boxing spirit. “You have asked me to teach you how to use the sword 9 years too late,” said the masked sphere. “But I will teach you what I can, and you will surpass me after learning many of my forbidden techniques.” Guest B was glad to have asked this mysterious figure to teach him the way of the blade. 4 and a half months later, Guest B had, as promised, surpassed his teacher. He remained on the island, waiting for his old enemy to challenge him. He has even defeated Matt, the master of all fighting styles, while waiting, and continues to wait to this day.

Match: *starts* Guest 🅱️: *Beyblde, Beyblade! Let it rip!*

Every time guest B knockout opponent in the screen gets blurry

The way he has his sword in the you win screen 😂

I've learned a new techniqque: "The Bottom Slicer"

The Bush-Wii-do Code : Give their knees a good ol' a-thwackin'.

Why do I keep thinking of Beyblades when watching guest B swing his sword

Those eyes... He's seen so much, but been blind the entire time.

Are you going to TAS any other sports in Wii Sports?