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E3 2018 but it's funny

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CallMeCarson

CallMeCarson

Күн бұрын

E3 2018 was a wild ride. There was some cringe but overall it was fun to watch. These are some of the best moments.
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Best of E3 2018 - E3 2018 in a nutshell

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@alexoxo9008
@alexoxo9008 6 жыл бұрын
not gonna lie that smash was so hype atm and i couldn’t stop laughing when everyone just started screaming “ridley” except carson
@ReginusTardinus
@ReginusTardinus 5 жыл бұрын
i am the 1,000 like
@negative7865
@negative7865 5 жыл бұрын
y e t n o o n e c a r e s bleep bloop boop
@ReginusTardinus
@ReginusTardinus 5 жыл бұрын
@@negative7865 Your just salty you weren't the 1,000th like, you peasant
@purestofsouls
@purestofsouls 5 жыл бұрын
Now they got sans
@kirbking8074
@kirbking8074 4 жыл бұрын
@@ReginusTardinus y e t n o o n e c a r e s
@Nyx__
@Nyx__ 6 жыл бұрын
"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!" - Everyone when Todd Howard announces Skyrim on a new platform.
@chrisheartman9263
@chrisheartman9263 5 жыл бұрын
The problem it's that it is really on Amazon Alexa.
@spectralassassin6030
@spectralassassin6030 5 жыл бұрын
As Todd said it, "We'll stop selling it when you stop buying it."
@miguelcabreracastro6968
@miguelcabreracastro6968 5 жыл бұрын
i need skyrim for my toilet
@extrarino9206
@extrarino9206 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine, Skyrim on Samsung fridge
@ashtonweston780
@ashtonweston780 5 жыл бұрын
Yes. That was the joke
@fezzamond
@fezzamond 6 жыл бұрын
Nintendo = intense screaming
@Gamerfnaf3021
@Gamerfnaf3021 5 жыл бұрын
Nintendo = mass nut
@dylan-ii9kc
@dylan-ii9kc 5 жыл бұрын
the nintendo nut
@Ace-ne4jm
@Ace-ne4jm 5 жыл бұрын
Nutendo
@gamermoment0325
@gamermoment0325 4 жыл бұрын
Fucktendo (don’t tell mom please)
@sansjr502
@sansjr502 4 жыл бұрын
Well deserved
@namelessmaggot
@namelessmaggot 6 жыл бұрын
Everybody's yelling over Snake and I'm wheezing so hard rn
@josephkony3993
@josephkony3993 3 жыл бұрын
ok
@petedamato354
@petedamato354 3 жыл бұрын
kazuichi soda
@tark1873
@tark1873 6 жыл бұрын
who will win? A Very popular gaming convention which allows for game devs of all kind to show off their new projects. Or 1 toddy boi.
@tark1873
@tark1873 6 жыл бұрын
oops i mean several toddy bois.
@ThatGuyNikolas
@ThatGuyNikolas 6 жыл бұрын
tarkSANITY for every Skyrim port, Toddy grows a clone...
@boogaloobarrel2677
@boogaloobarrel2677 6 жыл бұрын
cdpr won
@pawem9448
@pawem9448 5 жыл бұрын
I gusse toddy boi eins
@professoremu
@professoremu 6 жыл бұрын
Tbh didn't really know how you could make E3 entertaining but I was laughing the whole time
@belg4r489
@belg4r489 6 жыл бұрын
professor emu this year was super entertaining, all the devs made jokes and it was hella fun
@Ythatesbryson
@Ythatesbryson 6 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Satan-lb8pu
@Satan-lb8pu 6 жыл бұрын
It's because you don't have the other ten hours of complete nothingness.
@aabfnrjkfnvrofnfnrpldcbrko9027
@aabfnrjkfnvrofnfnrpldcbrko9027 5 жыл бұрын
VideoGameDunkey E3
@xxxhogmasterxxx7501
@xxxhogmasterxxx7501 6 жыл бұрын
this channel is too underrated these guys are hilarious
@dcdv4160
@dcdv4160 6 жыл бұрын
Star Destination to be fair multiple of them have over 500k and they also play with bigger youtubers
@TheNeighborhoodHillbilly
@TheNeighborhoodHillbilly 5 жыл бұрын
Upload schedule needs to increase just by like 50%
@gheebus3890
@gheebus3890 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@treyh3924
@treyh3924 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheNeighborhoodHillbilly Carson uploads pretty much daily now nice
@salvasalda
@salvasalda 5 жыл бұрын
So much can change in just over a year
@cottodotto
@cottodotto 6 жыл бұрын
*super smash bros scream intensifies*
@stealth8110
@stealth8110 6 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for Skyrim: Rabbid Edition. FUS-RO-BWAH
@Grapevin
@Grapevin 6 жыл бұрын
I know I'm late but this is a formal request for the deletion of this comment
@stealth8110
@stealth8110 6 жыл бұрын
Vin S what if I told you no
@kadian8177
@kadian8177 6 жыл бұрын
No don't delete it. Keep it there. Spread the word.
@martinszymanski2607
@martinszymanski2607 6 жыл бұрын
it requires a special kind of person to come up with that.
@WithoutAnyChances
@WithoutAnyChances 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but im now on my floor, convulsing in pain from laughter.
@dingerboofer
@dingerboofer 6 жыл бұрын
NOT AGAIN TODD!...TODDS!!
@yekiim5161
@yekiim5161 6 жыл бұрын
Luke Sprite what did he do again I honestly didn’t understand that part
@egbertnoot4259
@egbertnoot4259 6 жыл бұрын
i thought they actually released a teaser for the elder scrolls 6
@tollburd1348
@tollburd1348 6 жыл бұрын
I love how they skipped the Elderscrolls VI teaser
@GS-cs3qb
@GS-cs3qb 5 жыл бұрын
wat hapnd
@knockknocked475
@knockknocked475 5 жыл бұрын
Hey at least he cussed on stage that's new.... Right?
@gwood22
@gwood22 6 жыл бұрын
This deserved an immediate rewatching
@nickm7197
@nickm7197 4 жыл бұрын
"He's delivering pizzas" they say jokingly without realizing that is an actual mission in the game
@user-hb7pk4mh5j
@user-hb7pk4mh5j 5 жыл бұрын
10:02 "IS THAT THE NEW MINECRAFT?"
@ra_0374
@ra_0374 6 жыл бұрын
* sighing wah* no smash bro for waluigi
@mdavid4459
@mdavid4459 6 жыл бұрын
f for waluigi
@MG-lr9jv
@MG-lr9jv 5 жыл бұрын
Commander Spartan f
@Jacob-bi1oq
@Jacob-bi1oq 5 жыл бұрын
F
@vibinjenova
@vibinjenova 5 жыл бұрын
T
@tlg1310
@tlg1310 5 жыл бұрын
more like a crying wah
@tyei9786
@tyei9786 6 жыл бұрын
I RESPECT YOU FRIENDS SO MUCH FOR GOING NUTS FOR SMASH BROS BEST GAME EVER
@DannySaurusRex
@DannySaurusRex 6 жыл бұрын
*_Kung Fu Panda 4K_*
@nameless6179
@nameless6179 6 жыл бұрын
Skadush
@lucifrit5916
@lucifrit5916 5 жыл бұрын
Skadush
@pwixell7113
@pwixell7113 5 жыл бұрын
Skadoosh
@KFCGAMING55
@KFCGAMING55 5 жыл бұрын
Skadush
@ezrealfourever
@ezrealfourever 4 жыл бұрын
Kung Flu Panda 4k
@LuckyDelorean
@LuckyDelorean 6 жыл бұрын
*TODD, DESTROYER OF WORLDS*
@yourdaddy2004
@yourdaddy2004 5 жыл бұрын
@@coleblatter3343 lol
@lumif3564
@lumif3564 6 жыл бұрын
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.
@aououboogaha2526
@aououboogaha2526 6 жыл бұрын
My life is worth living
@100dead
@100dead 5 жыл бұрын
this is the pinnacle of meme evolution
@FuraFaolox
@FuraFaolox 5 жыл бұрын
You were planned.
@milkspoiled2168
@milkspoiled2168 5 жыл бұрын
The Anime Father megumin is not best girl
@JonsCopyright
@JonsCopyright 4 жыл бұрын
Tell me lieeeeees
@goobermeister
@goobermeister 6 жыл бұрын
Dude.. if you did this for every event popularly related to E3, I would rather watch that than the actual events being broadcasted.
@bordeous
@bordeous 6 жыл бұрын
“ITS RIDLEY, OMG ITS RIDLEY!”
@BagofBonesJAW
@BagofBonesJAW 6 жыл бұрын
They made fun of putting Skyrim on everything, and then put Skyrim on an iPhone
@kawima4413
@kawima4413 6 жыл бұрын
S pook Its not skyrim it was blades
@BrianHopson
@BrianHopson 6 жыл бұрын
Yea I know hell its on Alexa.
@Genericname
@Genericname 5 жыл бұрын
kawima but it is a lot like skyrim atm
@CherrygroveCity
@CherrygroveCity 6 жыл бұрын
PAPA TODD
@justyournormalneighborhood4558
@justyournormalneighborhood4558 6 жыл бұрын
Dio Drando G O D D H O W A R D
@thewizward8471
@thewizward8471 5 жыл бұрын
toDD Y E S
@showtimeva167
@showtimeva167 5 жыл бұрын
TODD N O
@tanngerin
@tanngerin 6 жыл бұрын
my dad was the one who shouted "TODD HOWARD" when he asked why people came :D
@BrianHopson
@BrianHopson 6 жыл бұрын
IzDaBait Proof?
@tanngerin
@tanngerin 6 жыл бұрын
Brian Hopson i wish they zoomed on him but they didn't so yeah sorry but you have to trust me
@fury6688
@fury6688 6 жыл бұрын
Austic My dad is miyamoto’s 3rd cousin thrice removed.
@yegor2
@yegor2 6 жыл бұрын
my uncle's dog is the second coming of jesus lol
@100dead
@100dead 5 жыл бұрын
my dad beats me
@mettatonneo1147
@mettatonneo1147 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait until Todd Howard announces Skyrim for the GameCube
@Ian-qm1gz
@Ian-qm1gz 4 жыл бұрын
Nintendo64*
@zilasnake08
@zilasnake08 2 ай бұрын
SNES*
@TheZinkYT
@TheZinkYT 6 жыл бұрын
YEA RIDLEY HOLY SHIT
@itztenj
@itztenj 6 жыл бұрын
OH YEHA, I FOUND YOU AGAIN
@suhziiro
@suhziiro 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve found a video I havent already seen. yay
@thicboibigsmoke7220
@thicboibigsmoke7220 5 жыл бұрын
Here’s a summary of how it went down: Everyone else’s E3 presentation: makes fun of them. Nintendo’s E3 presentation: *incoherent screaming*
@jarodhara3761
@jarodhara3761 3 жыл бұрын
Microsoft event: Todd howard Carson: Todd! What're you doing here? 2020: microsoft buys bethesda
@Hightree
@Hightree 6 жыл бұрын
This cracked me up. It was pretty eggciting to watch all these quality yokes.
@bladeserrated
@bladeserrated 6 жыл бұрын
please end me
@jeruzu7978
@jeruzu7978 4 жыл бұрын
no
@lordfrogthetoast
@lordfrogthetoast 4 жыл бұрын
noah. _get the boat_
@themilkman6525
@themilkman6525 5 жыл бұрын
Little did they know, Ninja was the one driving saying "I'm on mixer"
@kerbecks1727
@kerbecks1727 5 жыл бұрын
I still get chills at rewatching Smash character reveals.
@keirstynkat
@keirstynkat 5 жыл бұрын
Nintendo: "Everyone is here" Waluigi: *Sad wah noises*
@nemesbence2002
@nemesbence2002 3 жыл бұрын
i remember watching this live and seeing their brains melt when the fifth funko ad played during the xbox conference. Ahh, the good times.
@zinkpieco
@zinkpieco 5 жыл бұрын
6:19 When he screamed, I heard the boom of thunder outside my house
@everestinglink77
@everestinglink77 5 жыл бұрын
This just goes to show that Nintendo’s releases are always more hype
@itsBenjamon
@itsBenjamon 6 жыл бұрын
I thought it was gunna be someone who went to E3 and just screamed the whole time lmao
@woopwoop8333
@woopwoop8333 6 жыл бұрын
"Mikuuuuul!!!!"
@weirdcactus3985
@weirdcactus3985 6 жыл бұрын
Woop Woop ??
@woopwoop8333
@woopwoop8333 6 жыл бұрын
1:24 ;)
@dmath1490
@dmath1490 6 жыл бұрын
RIDLEY RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@EdgarAllanPogo
@EdgarAllanPogo 5 жыл бұрын
9:32 is when they ditch the English language and switch to baboon screeches for the rest of the video
@YoshiFan15_256
@YoshiFan15_256 4 жыл бұрын
Who’s here after E3 2020 got cancelled.
@WolfyyOwO
@WolfyyOwO 6 жыл бұрын
BWAA
@potatocatthebean4350
@potatocatthebean4350 6 жыл бұрын
Psycho Wolf Jameskii Fan Account?
@WolfyyOwO
@WolfyyOwO 6 жыл бұрын
Noot Noot Wants Noose Noose I'm a fan of Carson, relax
@fappuccinodecaf9344
@fappuccinodecaf9344 Жыл бұрын
I love how they're too bored to hype over anything else but as soon as super smash bros plays they all top out their fucking mics 💀
@dootpoot3648
@dootpoot3648 4 жыл бұрын
Masons reaction to doom was justified ngl
@AlexA-lv1zb
@AlexA-lv1zb 5 жыл бұрын
To this day I still get chills from seeing Smash at e3, even if it's from a video like this from Carson
@lyffiewalen
@lyffiewalen 5 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I've ever heard Todd speak and he sounds exactly like I expected
@36_Midfield
@36_Midfield 5 жыл бұрын
Everything else: I sleep SSBU:**screams**
@kiki-drawer2669
@kiki-drawer2669 5 жыл бұрын
"You ever seen a dogs butt hole when it barks" I just started crying
@flarenite1004
@flarenite1004 5 жыл бұрын
Its about time that we got a sequel
@Username-it8co
@Username-it8co 5 жыл бұрын
Death stranding gameplay starts Carlson: What kinda game even is this? Hideo Kojima: yes
@jackmyers7141
@jackmyers7141 4 жыл бұрын
The worlds first stand type game
@lr-
@lr- 6 жыл бұрын
but todd howard is too big to fit in smash
@cannedgoose3259
@cannedgoose3259 6 жыл бұрын
"Somebody excited about the meta on PC, right? Yeah!" "Woo" *Uneasy and displeased silence.*
@Adem92Foster
@Adem92Foster 5 жыл бұрын
Coming back 6 months later... still hillarious xD Sony : ok Nintendo : *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
@mikeyrivas5516
@mikeyrivas5516 3 жыл бұрын
10:04 "does that mean minecraft?" that aged incredibly well
@blueyoshi_2211
@blueyoshi_2211 3 жыл бұрын
RIP Carson 2021
@johnclement189
@johnclement189 6 жыл бұрын
The smash bros annoucement caught me off guard, just died laughing with the reaction.
@cary9082
@cary9082 4 жыл бұрын
I’m watching this a year later and that glimmer of hope for a skate 4 got me excited for a millisecond
@nicholasgallinaro1306
@nicholasgallinaro1306 4 жыл бұрын
8:18 my mental state during the quarantine
@rhylinzux
@rhylinzux 5 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the 2019 edition
@sofiaaviles668
@sofiaaviles668 6 жыл бұрын
I remember the first smash announcement came out while I was in school... people are screaming, there was crying, and for the first time, there was pure joy in high school.
@Dsheppp
@Dsheppp 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that he matched Steve’s introduction almost perfectly is insane.
@mosura2695
@mosura2695 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing makes me laugh more than multiple grown men screaming “FORTNIIIIIITE” in unison
@EisenSMT
@EisenSMT 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing can beat the hype of Ridley in Smash
@fatraptor2357
@fatraptor2357 5 жыл бұрын
Not George how about banjo in smash
@why8476
@why8476 5 жыл бұрын
@@fatraptor2357 How about sans in smash
@pr0gr4m
@pr0gr4m 4 жыл бұрын
@@why8476 shhhhh don't tell them... they are in the past... XD
@johnwayne6482
@johnwayne6482 4 жыл бұрын
I want to go to these, and just sit in the audience yelling “GOD DAMNIT TODD, YOU DID IT AGAIN”
@blakepowelljcpk480
@blakepowelljcpk480 5 жыл бұрын
The laugh at 9:43 sounds like the laugh in Feel Good inc.
@octavioortiz679
@octavioortiz679 5 жыл бұрын
8:07 the guy that moves just to sit in Miyamoto's chair
@agentf9553
@agentf9553 6 жыл бұрын
underrated.
@Zooperdoop
@Zooperdoop 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm playing with tilt controls!" Love that MK8 online reference!
@potatochipspud7497
@potatochipspud7497 5 жыл бұрын
Yes my child Carson you have risen up and now you will rule them all good job on almost 900k you’ve made me proud so close to one mil
@Wilzosalt
@Wilzosalt 3 жыл бұрын
The intro is screaming and screaming what they see on screen
@daddyascii9040
@daddyascii9040 6 жыл бұрын
This is just an opinion. But i think nintendo won
@joeltravis9446
@joeltravis9446 5 жыл бұрын
E3 is one of the funniest events ever but it's not purposefully funny which makes it so much better
@Matt-hd6kz
@Matt-hd6kz 6 жыл бұрын
Your narration makes E3 10x better
@blonded0532
@blonded0532 6 жыл бұрын
So you react to elder scrolls blades but completely edit out the announcement of tes 6 and starfield?
@devonfranklin8625
@devonfranklin8625 5 жыл бұрын
Todd Howard re-releases Skyrim for the apple watch
@benny7658
@benny7658 4 жыл бұрын
Carson: Skate 4! Ea in 2020: oh boy you couldn’t of guest it better
@buttoneyes777
@buttoneyes777 5 жыл бұрын
The Nintendo presentation was legit the best part of the entire event imo, and this vid makes it even better
@jadonw3288
@jadonw3288 5 жыл бұрын
waiting for 2019 E3 vid now
@mrmunk0068
@mrmunk0068 6 жыл бұрын
didn’t show the actual skyrim announcement im sad
@canuckguyeh8774
@canuckguyeh8774 6 жыл бұрын
Its "The Elder Scrolls: VI" you uncultured, Godless, plebeian swine!
@incelmagnet1737
@incelmagnet1737 5 жыл бұрын
TheCanuckGuy fallout 76
@shad5812
@shad5812 5 жыл бұрын
that last part is literally everyone's reaction to smash ultimate
@mynamewasunironicallyyuri973
@mynamewasunironicallyyuri973 5 жыл бұрын
The genuine joy at the end of the video deserves a like and a sub.
@yeah2152
@yeah2152 5 жыл бұрын
"New Skyrim Release" WTF DID YOU JUST SAY
@superflyjdm3229
@superflyjdm3229 6 жыл бұрын
I found this entertaining
@superflyjdm3229
@superflyjdm3229 6 жыл бұрын
I also like my own post....... Beat that
@RudyVampburg
@RudyVampburg 4 жыл бұрын
@@superflyjdm3229 lmao
@tripalink
@tripalink 5 жыл бұрын
ridley was just the stepping stone on the way to SANS
@BearPuffz
@BearPuffz 5 жыл бұрын
I keep rewatching this video every few months and it gives me so much joy
@Chalie_the_great
@Chalie_the_great 3 жыл бұрын
Please come back, I will comment on all your videos saying please come back, I hope you see siht
@NA-rth
@NA-rth 6 жыл бұрын
OUH MAY GOOD ITS RIDLEY
@iceatheicewolf2101
@iceatheicewolf2101 4 жыл бұрын
Todd, all we want is normal Skyrim but multiplayer, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING NEW BUT THR FACT THAT WE CAN HAVE OUR SQUAD WITH US.
@DisorderlyGarage
@DisorderlyGarage 6 жыл бұрын
The first 42 seconds are the only things needed in this video
@animatt1881
@animatt1881 10 ай бұрын
simpler times
@cherrium1719
@cherrium1719 6 жыл бұрын
E3 was amazing this year-
@vulpyn
@vulpyn 5 жыл бұрын
The agonizing pain filled scream that endure from a mobile game
@bryanvallejo2584
@bryanvallejo2584 5 жыл бұрын
Skyrim is a huge meme at this point that'll never die
@logoev
@logoev 6 жыл бұрын
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
@logoev
@logoev 6 жыл бұрын
I wanted to see how much I could post
@slum7448
@slum7448 6 жыл бұрын
Darn
@audriipockii7901
@audriipockii7901 5 жыл бұрын
its almost like i watched the whole movie
@markus-fo2op
@markus-fo2op 5 жыл бұрын
Star Fox: Uhhhh Meow?
@tobubiify
@tobubiify 5 жыл бұрын
I love how the most exciting conference is ubisoft one lol
@xxpinguxx4467
@xxpinguxx4467 6 жыл бұрын
so youre gonna put all that music in the description but not the ssbu theme at the end? feelsbadman
@IamsuperSam
@IamsuperSam 5 жыл бұрын
He clearly likes it!
@xkygerx
@xkygerx 3 жыл бұрын
Man 2 years later and I still shed a tear watching that sessions reveal
@BlobbleBong
@BlobbleBong 4 жыл бұрын
At 9:30 that slap was perfectly timed
@p.taylor981
@p.taylor981 6 жыл бұрын
Can someone honestly animate this?!
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