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@a.g.43116 жыл бұрын
Onyx gets better with age. Like a fine tiny wine.
@DRNGDGMR2 жыл бұрын
Just like this comment. More underrated by the passage of time.
@pwnskippy52 жыл бұрын
@@DRNGDGMR true fren
@tfwtgf10 ай бұрын
I dunno
@utopes10 ай бұрын
I agree
@cliffhamilton28578 ай бұрын
I'd have to say...I dunno, I guess I kind of agree.
@Hypershadic1fan9 жыл бұрын
"It's like I fear death, but also I long for it.." Dead, I'm dead
@xxxnicklebackfan61187 жыл бұрын
Sexual Yup the randomness of that line is great
@lordswine79625 жыл бұрын
Funny.......but reeeeeal... so damn reeeeeal.
@randomalbum98792 жыл бұрын
The way he interrupted her to say that had me weak 🤣
@azure8966 Жыл бұрын
Relatable too😂
@PaulWagner18 жыл бұрын
"You're never alone if you're in a line!" This guy is a comedic genius.
@crazyRyoga9 жыл бұрын
I don't know.
@narwhalwarrior9 жыл бұрын
crazyRyoga idunnow
@m7trfgamer626 жыл бұрын
Arrknow
@perrywinklefartsniffer66305 жыл бұрын
idk
@robertvalles11294 жыл бұрын
Idk
@twitch_tv_pat4 жыл бұрын
watch dogs looked pretty cool
@dkkelly874 жыл бұрын
The delivery on "this one?" is so fucking perfect! I have known people who do shit like that, so socially awkward but endearing.
@prodbydrumdrop Жыл бұрын
Cuz there being themselves at the same time, makes it cool.
@MarkDoesWork8 жыл бұрын
"getting drunk on TINY WINESSS!"
@moyga8 жыл бұрын
+MarkDoesWork I lost it when he actually got out a tiny wine bottle.
@brittdawgggarfarf18827 жыл бұрын
moyga and chugfalugged it
@stxdude8304 жыл бұрын
Off
@LASVEGASREALTOR Жыл бұрын
I wish they made manischewitz in that tiny bottle
@BogusChip8 жыл бұрын
3:42 That cheeky sniff...
@Rithy21054 жыл бұрын
BogusChip jeez
@jelleverest7 жыл бұрын
I don't know what's more amazing, the fact this is faked, or that he is such a good actor I didn't notice
@davefekete71872 жыл бұрын
Come on just look at him it’s Tom cruise’s cousin lol
@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh159 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know
@sirfizz65189 ай бұрын
He's been at it for a long time. Writing, directing, acting and editing all kinds of genres and characters...
@popplio78914 жыл бұрын
“I’ve been playing Resident Evil 6, it’s amazing”. She lies as naturally as she breathes
@EmperorHerpes2 жыл бұрын
Never trust women's opinions
@MovieGasm10 ай бұрын
“I dunno” should be on a T-Shirt. 😆
@utopes10 ай бұрын
Watchdogs is pretty cool
@uncensored3939 ай бұрын
@@utopes i dunno
@mundusvultdecepi15996 жыл бұрын
That "I don't know" catchphrase gets me everytime. Please don't every discard it. Not going to lie, I tried it... it doesn't work without that voice.
@1lambofan4653 жыл бұрын
I love how he always answers the question after talking about a whole different demansion 😭 this guy is amazing.
@SlitWristMisfit_ Жыл бұрын
Omfg he really has the gamer dork "look" down. The fedora, wearing a tie with a t-shirt, lots of pins and the stupid chains and gloves. Lmfao
@JustinOliverMusic7 жыл бұрын
"Geting drunk off tiny wines..." Lmao! Genius.
@JamieJamez2 жыл бұрын
When you realize her glasses have no lenses
@nukec9 жыл бұрын
NOTICE ME SENPAI, NOTICE ME
@realeques9 жыл бұрын
Amel Salibasic offer myself to the angelic ones , only for my soul to be be ripped in twain , lenny face
@nicknoah76629 жыл бұрын
Amel Salibasic I'M NOT STEALING YOUR MAIL MISSES PEMBERTON, STOP ASKING ME THAT
@NinjaWo1f9 жыл бұрын
+Kevin Burris Satan's pretty cool
@jonathanbethards36894 жыл бұрын
@@nicknoah7662 the look on his face after he said that was the best part
@darragh95129 жыл бұрын
its tom cruises brother.
@lth_lch8 жыл бұрын
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR TWO YEARS AND I HAVE FINALLY FOUND YOU
@brittdawgggarfarf18827 жыл бұрын
Bradford Tiongko yaaay!
@squeakypickles7 жыл бұрын
dude bowservids gets no credit for his videos! some his videos(on other channels) have millions of views but he only has like 60,000 subs. RIDICULOUS!
@sinkezie9 жыл бұрын
You are golden dude
@trashbat7331 Жыл бұрын
"Always a few random creepers" *cuts to onyx downing a tiny wine*
@lordofstuff_2 жыл бұрын
His last speech is always so good
@caoimhinleonhard98837 жыл бұрын
This is genius level shit here. I had cancer until I watched this video
@Megapixel80634 жыл бұрын
2:06 when he grabs her arm and forces the microphone back to him.
@Krooksbane7 жыл бұрын
"It's like I fear death, but I also long for it" LOL
@donnerstag82664 жыл бұрын
These people talking about watchdogs, halo 4, and assassin’s creed 3 is giving me a wave of nostalgia
@ravenfannings9 ай бұрын
This. Shit. Never. Gets. Old.
@cliffhamilton28578 ай бұрын
He made a movie on this character that releases tomorrow.
@ravenfannings8 ай бұрын
@cliffhamilton2857 watched it as soon as it dropped it will forever be in the October line up for now on, and passed to the next generation.
@DJAnonyMIX9 жыл бұрын
this guy is the most amazing guy I've seen online... ever..
@aila6814 Жыл бұрын
That quick “its like i fear deatj but also long for it…” before the cut away was excellent lmao
@Zman90428 жыл бұрын
I would like everyone to know my girlfriend and I quote "I don't know. watch dogs seemed pretty cool" all the time, at literally any situation. it's great but can be offputting at times when you're not thinking about it lol
@GreatfulGert8 жыл бұрын
Getting drunk off tiny wineeees. Idunno.
@ExtacyOfThinking7 жыл бұрын
"You're never alone if you're in a line." Hahaha
@mattgambrazzio38857 жыл бұрын
this video should have 20 million views man..copyright infringements a bitch
@Schatten27124 жыл бұрын
3:42 Onyx sniffing on the background gets me every time hahahha
@MrMacattack114 жыл бұрын
I feel like bowser has all these deep subconscious tensions going on an onyx is like his release valve
@Martinnn_8 жыл бұрын
Tessa looks like she'd make a perfect single mom.. Idunno
@SteamedSalmon8 жыл бұрын
Great comment bro.
@Martinnn_8 жыл бұрын
+Cooked Salmon (☞゚∀゚)☞
@taylorjudge45068 жыл бұрын
she looks like she has like 12 cats
@brittdawgggarfarf18827 жыл бұрын
Martin Rodriguez ew
@brittdawgggarfarf18827 жыл бұрын
Rude AND creepy. And I DO know for sure
@NiteOwl47110 ай бұрын
Tessa plays off of him beautifully like a classic French violin strumming ethereal chords of lost, forgotten memories, floating above a palid green sea of lifeless turtles swirling in a vacuum of tidal discord.
@TheDCh107 жыл бұрын
They do so good with these interviews!! I honestly can not tell if she is in on the whole thing or not haha. Have seriously been laughing my ass off for the last 30+ mins watching these vids.
@EternalNetzah7 жыл бұрын
That's so me 10 years ago Edit: Never mind, after watching the ending I take it all back.
@democratsaretrash93664 жыл бұрын
Lmfao. I'm on a small binge watching this dude's content today.
@andii213929 ай бұрын
This is still one of my favourite videos of all time 😂 you're a legend dude
@WiseWaffle9 жыл бұрын
you can see that at about 3 minutes 15 seconds is the exact moment she regrets talking to him....
@lraffucci9 жыл бұрын
Lost it at "Fear death but also long for it."
@AR-ej2xw3 ай бұрын
i still say "tiny wines" to this day
@SJ-hj6jd3 жыл бұрын
All hail Onyx the Fortuitous 🙌🏻
@remingtonlewis20004 жыл бұрын
"I'm really excited about watch_dogs" you poor, poor thing
@Beebaboobee4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know.” is getting more and more intense. 😂
@jugo82326 жыл бұрын
It’s called brother sister
@untitled84502 жыл бұрын
' Maybe Im not Mark who works at Arby's ' 🎮
@mfkanger8 жыл бұрын
only on this channel would "it's like I fear death, but also I long for it" be the funniest line in a video.
@brittdawgggarfarf18827 жыл бұрын
Kange Sin nah, that's pretty standard anti-humor
@twilightsparkle752 жыл бұрын
idk Jake And Amir also have that amazing humour
@JothanGurr10 ай бұрын
All Hail Onyx! His unsure smile is everything!!
@ericolson14303 жыл бұрын
Lmfao. Red ravens main. I was rolling
@lukemeola7 жыл бұрын
Ahaha everyone actually thought this guy was serious in this video...
@aestethical22217 жыл бұрын
Luke Meola, I thought that at first lol
@SavvygeMediaGroup5 жыл бұрын
who cares he was the voice for alot of gamers actual feelings. ALot of people self reflect with this bit.
@IceSick88 Жыл бұрын
2:35 yeah man...Those Wii U 2 commercials were fire Dog. Glad you made it out to see the real one at E3
@player_unknown96310 ай бұрын
Joe Biden sniff at the end kills it! 🤣🤣
@justincasebro15674 жыл бұрын
Freaking hilarious Andrew, I love this guy!
@letsrock12345 Жыл бұрын
I'm here in honor of diablo four coming outside to say. "I dont know" 🤘
@jrjubach6 жыл бұрын
I freaking love New Tristram. So spooky.
@jonathanhoosier81858 жыл бұрын
duuuuude so much respect for your channel. you deserve way more likes and views and shit. keep it up bruh.
@bankjobworldofwarcraft58534 жыл бұрын
Love the Warcraft reference’s
@sladerogers55188 жыл бұрын
I assume the weird guy is the one interested in the Wii u 2
@utopes10 ай бұрын
10 year anniversary of this timeless video coming up :0 (Ik it’s been out for 11 or so years but the decade-long gap between Diablo’s is kinda wild to think about) xd
@JHouse1515 жыл бұрын
If you guys don't subscribe already, do so immediately. This guy is fucking hilarious and he produces all these sketches. The interviews are just amazingly awkward.
@JaclkMurphy2 жыл бұрын
Summer 2022 - still love this lol
@evocativepizza27523 жыл бұрын
You’re never alone if you’re in a line. But in 2021 we have to social distance so even lines are lonely 😭. Good luck on the movie bro!
Man, I haven't seen a mindless self indulgence t-shirt since.... actually, I've never seen a mindless self indulgence t-shirt.
@nataliepatricia62045 ай бұрын
I’m so glad I found this again 😂
@WorstDudeEvr7 жыл бұрын
Omg you are seriously my new favorite person!! Hahaha. Unbelievable man!!!!
@aqueouscarton82182 жыл бұрын
What a Legend
@joekickabuttocks9 жыл бұрын
Waaaay funnier than I expected. I don't know.
@williamwilson97993 жыл бұрын
A star is born.
@iansberg8509 ай бұрын
How did I miss this guy!? How!!? Better later than never.
@pedroalcibia9 жыл бұрын
Best channel ever!!
@wutyea50842 жыл бұрын
You know they make the interviewers keep rolling with this guy XD
@PaniniPressing3 жыл бұрын
Respect for the Mindless Self Indulgence shirt. Dope shirt.
@Doase1239 жыл бұрын
This is the best thing i have ever seen in my life !!!!!!!!! 👍👍👍👍
@5driedgrams5 ай бұрын
TINY WINES
@nicksttrs2 жыл бұрын
You're never alone, if your in a line.. Damn that's deep 😕
@DD-li4vl6 жыл бұрын
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS GUYS VIDEOS AND NO ONE SEEMS TO GET WHY THEY ARE SOOO FUNNY! 😂😫
@Persiasound Жыл бұрын
You are An absolute genius!!
@MisterExclusiv3 жыл бұрын
I came to find onyx's origin. Its amazing that one man created an entire social movement.
@howtogetcommitted6 жыл бұрын
This video is gold.... what type of gold don't know the type you spend
@petermullen10874 жыл бұрын
Tessa was so good in the supporting role
@sentientcurse30192 жыл бұрын
Nothing like a Zelda logo over a pair of
@MyNameIsDraven Жыл бұрын
First time seeing this and my mind blew into smithereens when i found more after it, was not expecting this to be acting. Is this the greatest actor of our generation who has yet to be discovered? or just a mortal soul for everyone else amusement..... I dunno! :)
@ThatGioGuy9 жыл бұрын
OMFG, I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL BUT IT WAS FAKE! You did a really good job! XD
@matthewbutler97509 жыл бұрын
You are so great man. You brighten my day like the star that rises for on a summer day for 13 hours, while holding a LED flashlights in the middle of the dessert. There is no shade, no water and objects for miles. It is just you and the trillions upon trillion grains of sand that burns under the layer of rubber that separates yourself from being one with the earth. The beads of sweat sky dives off your face and get saved from the dry air as it is adsorbed from the heat. LOL!!
@hithere99754 жыл бұрын
Tessa low key cute af
@volumnia117 жыл бұрын
You are a goddamn legend! If only I could give more likes! :P
@willstone27304 жыл бұрын
Love this guy Sorry not guilty
@abayarts8 ай бұрын
After watching the movie..knowing the origin of “I don’t know “ is sad
@cheemsburbger71023 жыл бұрын
the tiny alcohol bottles are the best
@smadaman1017 жыл бұрын
this guy gives me a complex of how often I say I don't know or I dunno..
@cptsteele913 жыл бұрын
Strange how the weird gamer guy was the one who was excited for the wii u
@adamdd094 жыл бұрын
This is what's like to be high all the time on the finest homegrown.
@MrJamieloco8 жыл бұрын
lol brilliant could imagine getting high with this dude