made in 2012, still relevant in 2017.

tbh this has better facial animations than mass effect andromeda

5 years later and this video is *even more relevant*

"and thanks to EA for improving their act since." AND THEN

Ironically, Plankton is far more sympathetic than EA can ever hope to be.

Who else is here because of the newest development?

Can't believe 5 years on this video is just as relevant. Just throw a lootbox in and you are good to go.

funny how relevant this parody is 10 years later i feel like we need a sequel to this.

You can't spell steal without "EA"

EA is the plague of the gaming industry.

Back here again in 2017 and I come back here everytime EA makes a new evil moneygrubbing scheme. Yep, still relevant. Ooooh it is sad day.

As relevant in 2019 as it was in 2012. EA just never learns. That's a terrifying realization ain't it? ''Don't ask questions, just consume product, and then get excited for next products.'' - Jay Bauman, 2018.

EA = Electronic Atrocities

I love how people can just disable replies so they don't have to deal with the reality of their own prejudice.

5 years later and we're still here. RIP Visceral Games.

This gets more relevant every year.

This is why emulators and piracy are a thing.

"It's not about winning, it's about fun!" Clearly Gaben doesn't know what CS:GO is...

11 years later, this video, unfortunately, aged like fine wine

Accuracy at its finest

Star Wars Battlefront in a nutshell ....

it explains the amount of sports games were sold.

Back when Valve was still 'The Good Guy'.

"The infection has spread once again ... because apparently nobody learned to washed their hands ..." well this certainly aged well in current times

DLC MENU Golden pistol: $19.99 Pause screen: $1.99 Quitting the game: $25.59 Chat: $12 Saving: $109 Loading: $100 Sniper: $100 Buying dlc:$20 Upgraded weapons: $20 Change controls: $11 All guns: $28 Hat: $10 (yes really) Medkit: $99 Guild: $22 Take your pick of DLC! Licensed by EA

Just what I think about EA putting France as a DLC

2010: EA offered 1B$ to valve for steam, they took their games from steam made their store... and well, well here we are VALVE is growing and growing and showing positive outcome year over year and EA crawls back to steam store...

This video gave me a sense of pride and accomplishment.

*R.I.P* *Westwood Studios* *1985 - 2003*

So unrealistic. The sane induvidual got a copy of the game for free!

It hurts how accurate this is now

I returned to this video from the Star Wars BF2 stuff going on now. >still expecting EA to make a good game

Why can't I like this video more than once?!?!?

F is for forced marketing, that hypes a game that sucks U is for unfinished games N is for No Refunds

This video has aged like fine wine and will continue to do so. Except now instead of it being an unoptimized ported mess, it's just a buggy mess to start with. But so long as it's "fixed" within a year all will be forgiven. People just refuse to remember the past and what has happened before.

*Shing! Sparkle sparkle*

The amount butthurt EA fanboys on this video is overwhelming

A shame that good games developed by creative people get tainted by the EA logo. I hate it when they cause these developers to start going down in quality because EA wants to squeeze them for as much money as they can. EA murdered Maxis, Bullfrog, and Westwood then turned their creations into crap.

I just discovered this video, and I didn't realize it's from fucking 2012 till I checked the upload date. That proves how relevant this video still is after all these years.

10 yrs and very little to nothing has changed. The only changes I can notice is the old "Games for Windows Live" logo on the front and the relevance of Maxis getting pummeled with a bat

I notice some of you in the comments seem a bit slow and lemming-ish in this video's favour. The point of this whole thing is to teach _you_ to be able to discern good products from bad _yourself_, ignoring media input and biases, not to blindly hate anything with an EA logo. *Pretentious text wall incoming:* If you don't consider Titanfall your type of game, thats cool, I hope you find what you're looking for elsewhere. However, if you enjoy FPS games and aren't purchasing it due to a "boycott", or are trying to pass it off as "It gets media attention and advertisement, it _must_ be paid and awful!", or even if you think its an "unoriginal cod clone", I don't think you're putting 2 and 2 together. Point 1: Boycotting _every_ product a company puts out is pointless, even though its morally correct-ish. If you don't purchase _anything_ from them, even when there are good products, they'll have no idea what the heck you want from them, because they _clearly_ don't understand any verbal or written language. Speak with your wallet. Point 2: There is _undeniable_ originality and _absurd_ levels of polish here. People in droves are being quick to call Titanfall a "CoD clone" as an excuse to reject it. I think you're missing the history lesson here, Respawn was _formed by ex-CoD developers because they were fed up with making the same thing repeatedly_. They took the best of what they know works well and they completely overhauled it and expanded on it, it's literally 3 times more complex now it's _not_ the same game _at all_. Let that sink in for a second. You complain about how CoD stays the same for so long, but when the devs flee to make something drastically different, you want to squash it because it has some of the same DNA attatched? I think we've reached a point where we've gone full circle... We eat the cake so much that we make ourselves sick, then we hate the cake that the baker keeps making because we said we loved it and deny that it was ever any good in the first place, then he listens and spends time making an even better pie instead, but we hate that too for using some of the same ingredients. What the fuck.

EA's Motto "If We Ain't Broke Don't Fix It"

You know it's dated when it shows valve as good

Made in 2012, still relevant in 2023.

everyone who pre-ordered star wars battlefront EA edition needs to watch this

3 Years later and customers are still as dumb as they always were.

This video only ages better and better, especially when any big enough indie becomes the same scourge

even 5 years later,this is fucking accurate

3:28 Seeing Gabe Newell depicted like this makes me feel sad now.

overhyped sellout lens flare dubstep war zombies 4 HD? oh you mean battlefield 4

It's 2024 and this is no longer relatable CAUSE IT GOT WORSE WAY WAY WORSE

Relevant in 2023 ...**cough** jedi survivor**cough**

Honestly this is a moderately well animated Gmod video

And now Gaben is just as evil. There are no more heroes left in man.

This is accurate once again

0:54 is that the sound of Lootboxes ?

I don't get how ea fanboys can exist. Lol

4:10 You knew this would happen, didn't you? RIP Maxis Emeryville.

11 years later and this video is still relevant.

11 years later and more relevant than ever

Wow, yeah, this *is* EA in a nutshell.

This is like what happened to BF4. They released an unfinished game called, just so they can make money off the nextgenconsole releases.

This clip is 11 years old and still "up-to-date".

This gets more accurate every year

What starts with E and ends with A? Ebola What also starts with E and ends with A? EA EA confirmed ebola.

It's happening AGAIN with bf1

*Congrats to EA for improving their practices* Said no one ever. What were you thinking, Rush_Freak? They've just gotten worse over the years.

BF2042 brought me here

Visceral Games: "So, boss? Do you think we should get started making the next Dead Space game? Like maybe a spin-off or--" EA: "NEVER!" Visceral Games: "I'm just saying it has a pretty large fanbase at this point and it wouldn't hurt to--" EA: "NEVER!" Visceral Games: (sighs in frustration) "All right! Then how about a sequel to Dante's Inferno? I mean, we could make a whole lotta improvements to the original and add in a few things like multi--" EA: "NEVER!" Visceral Games: (facepalms) "Will you let us do *anything*?" EA: "NEVER!"

Guess who just announced "premium membership" for The Sims 4?!?!?!!??

Sony right now. Censorship, politics over fun, and crunch.

EA with NFS EA 2009: okay everyone! people are losing interest in NFS, i gues our attempts to poorly imitate other racergame features seem futile, any ideas? employee: the fans have been asking several games such as underground 3, hot pursuit 3 and most wanted 2, lets give them those games and give black box enough to make the best game possible for the fans EA: nah that requires effort, what is our other popular racing franchise? employee: nascar? EA: that isnt total shit criterion: uhm burnout? EA: your right! lets make NFS like burnout but instead of unique car designs and crash scenes, we have licensed cars and little to no damage! Black box: wtf! what about us! EA: oh yeeeaah............your fired

Pardon me, Rush_Freak, but I have a question: May I please compliment your video here? I really, _really_ like this video, and wish to express it, but I think I encountered a statement in one of your comments that implied that you don't want any feedback, positive or negative. I don't remember what or where it was, though.

made in 2012, still relevant in 2077! :)

Made in 2012, NOTHING has changed ever since. We need a sequel.

"Excuse me, I've been working for a really long time, can I use the bathr-" "NEVER!"

This video is so accurate.

This aged like wine, it's present in even more companies these days and is way more obnoxious than it was 11 years ago.

Too accurate, especially for any sports game by EA

Very likely most people who've watched this will still buy "Overhyped Sellout Lens Flare Dubstep War Zombies 6 HD" and 7 and 8 and 9 and 10 and 11...because even though people understand the message, they never learn. Im refering to Call of Duty and Battlefield titles in general. Back in my days when i bought a game, it took over 20 hours to complete for the first time, either because it was that long, or just super difficult, and im talking about Amiga, Genesis, Snes, PS1 titles. How you people can pay £50 for a game with less than 3 hours content baffles me as an older gamer, how you just accept being screwed out of so much cash for so little a game, but have it in your head that you arent being ripped off...absolutely dont understand todays gamers.

I wasn't too bothered about the state of EA's games (I knew it would be fixed eventually) Then they released BF4...

We went from (Most of the "AAA" Industry) to (All of the "AAA" Industry)

Rip visceral games and BF:2018

This is why I don't bother with most AAA games anymore. They're either CoD clones (BF post-BC, Crysis, Homefront, etc.) or screw their customers with DLC, DRM, and glitches. No room for quality or creativity, apparently.

Battlefield: Payday 2 edition announced. EA strikes again

Still holds today.

1:44 Halo 2: Too Much Guns Super Mario 64: Too Much Mario And Goombas Sonic The Hedgehog 2: Too Much Water

2:46 Rip headphone users

this is why I'm not getting titanfall

Every year this becomes more and more true....

Update: The GTA trilogy came out. Yes, it happened again...

I love how Gabe Newell starts singing the fun song XD

Battlefront 3 has no: Space Battles Campaign Instant Action Bots Galactic Conquest Clone Wars Era Heroes and Villians Assault mode It only has 4 fucking planets 1 Jedi and 1 Sith Only 4 confirmed Heroes No classes COD Progression Purchasable Equipment Packs Payed for Skins to play as other species Bare minimum customization No story And so far theres only 5 vehicles (not including the 4 flying vehicles) AND PEOPLE ARE CONTEMPLATING BUYING IT?! Even if EVERYTHING ELSE in the game was fucking perfect, It still wouldn't have half the content of Battlefront 2. A game that's almost a decade old. That's fucking shameful.

This came out 5 years ago and people are still acting surprised at EA’s bullshittery.

We're in 2020 and this still holds 100% true. Gaming simps are the worst gamers out there

The only good factor of origin is its "On The house" free games. aaaand thats about it.

ROFL I'm loving all the sound effects and voices from spongebob in this video. Also the video itself is hilarious, you deserve all the sexy ladies in the world Rush_Freak!!!

this video is up to date....

anyone elses audio cut out a bit? like especially at "you forgot something" right before the ship appears.

it's absolutely incredible how a video about EA from 2012 is more relatable now than back then